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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Popularity of the first name Aliya and the second variable is The number of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon.  The chart goes from 2003 to 2020, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the name Aliya gained popularity, more and more parents subconsciously developed an interest in obstetrics and gynecology. It's as if the name itself exudes a gynecological aura, leading to a baby boom of future obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon. Perhaps there's something truly special about the name Aliya that sparks a passion for women's health and childbirth. Who knew that a seemingly simple name could have such a profound impact on the future of medical specialization in a state? It's like a self-fulfilling prophecy of reproductive healthcare professionals!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image that portrays a hyper-realistic scene in a bustling Oregon hospital. A group of obstetricians and gynecologists gathers around a newborn baby named Aliya. The baby is wrapped in a blanket with her name embroidered on it, and the doctors are smiling and celebrating the new addition to the world. The emphasis should be on capturing the significance of Aliya's name and the dedication of the medical professionals, showcasing the warmth and joy of the moment. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Popularity of the first name Aliya and The number of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Data cyber art Cutsy graphics Magic realism Cybernetic art Hyper-realistic
ChatGPT: Hyper-realistic

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Popularity of the first name Aliya and The number of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bustling hospital in Oregon, a group of obstetricians and gynecologists gather around a newborn baby. The little one is wrapped in a blanket that has "Aliya" embroidered on it, signifying the popularity of the name. The doctors smile and celebrate the new addition to the world, showcasing the significance of both Aliya's name and the presence of dedicated obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Hyper-realistic ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling hospital in Oregon, a group of obstetricians and gynecologists gather around a newborn baby. The little one is wrapped in a blanket that has "Aliya" embroidered on it, signifying the popularity of the name. The doctors smile and celebrate the new addition to the world, showcasing the significance of both Aliya's name and the presence of dedicated obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image that portrays a hyper-realistic scene in a bustling Oregon hospital. A group of obstetricians and gynecologists gathers around a newborn baby named Aliya. The baby is wrapped in a blanket with her name embroidered on it, and the doctors are smiling and celebrating the new addition to the world. The emphasis should be on capturing the significance of Aliya's name and the dedication of the medical professionals, showcasing the warmth and joy of the moment.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how increases in Popularity of the first name Aliya positively influenced The number of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon.\Make it sound serious until the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
AliyaGYN: An Obstetric Tale of Name Popularity and Physician Numbers

Journal of Obstetric Humor

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Aliya and The number of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, just make it sound clever.

Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8356438 and p < 0.01 for 2003 to 2020.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
AliyaGYN: An Obstetric Tale of Name Popularity and Physician Numbers

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into an obstetric wonderland to explore the relationship between the popularity of the first name Aliya and the number of obstetricians and gynecologists in the state of Oregon. Drawing data from the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we executed a thorough statistical analysis to uncover any potential correlations between these seemingly unrelated variables.

Our findings revealed an astonishing correlation coefficient of 0.8356438 with a significance level of p < 0.01, spanning the years 2003 to 2020. This compelling association between the name Aliya and the abundance of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon prompts us to ponder whether there exists a latent force drawing healthcare professionals towards regions where the name Aliya is more prevalent. It seems that the allure of this name extends beyond its linguistic implications and may be intricately linked with the healthcare landscape.

It appears that the spirit of obstetric and gynecological care may be intertwined with the resonance of the name Aliya, creating a harmonious synergy that elevates the presence of these medical practitioners. As we examine this unanticipated connection, one cannot help but joke, "It seems the name Aliya has a special delivery effect on the physician population!"

Our study contributes to the burgeoning literature on unconventional correlations and reminds us that sometimes, in the realm of statistical associations, an unexpected twist can birth new insights.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Aliya and The number of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
AliyaGYN: An Obstetric Tale of Name Popularity and Physician Numbers

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into an obstetric wonderland to explore the relationship between the popularity of the first name Aliya and the number of obstetricians and gynecologists in the state of Oregon. Drawing data from the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we executed a thorough statistical analysis to uncover any potential correlations between these seemingly unrelated variables.

Our findings revealed an astonishing correlation coefficient of 0.8356438 with a significance level of p < 0.01, spanning the years 2003 to 2020. This compelling association between the name Aliya and the abundance of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon prompts us to ponder whether there exists a latent force drawing healthcare professionals towards regions where the name Aliya is more prevalent. It seems that the allure of this name extends beyond its linguistic implications and may be intricately linked with the healthcare landscape.

It appears that the spirit of obstetric and gynecological care may be intertwined with the resonance of the name Aliya, creating a harmonious synergy that elevates the presence of these medical practitioners. As we examine this unanticipated connection, one cannot help but joke, "It seems the name Aliya has a special delivery effect on the physician population!"

Our study contributes to the burgeoning literature on unconventional correlations and reminds us that sometimes, in the realm of statistical associations, an unexpected twist can birth new insights.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The intersection of obstetrics and nomenclature has long been an underexplored domain in the field of healthcare research. With a twinkle in our statistical eye, we set out to investigate the peculiar relationship between the popularity of the first name Aliya and the proliferation of obstetricians and gynecologists in the picturesque state of Oregon. As we embarked on this curious journey, we couldn't help but think that our study might deliver some unexpected surprises – much like a baby arriving earlier than expected!

Much like an expectant parent eagerly awaiting the arrival of their bundle of joy, researchers often yearn for groundbreaking discoveries that will leave a lasting impression on the scholarly landscape. Our investigation into the association between the popularity of the name Aliya and the abundance of obstetric and gynecological specialists in Oregon aimed to quench this thirst for intellectual adventure, as well as add a touch of levity to the usually serious world of academic research. It's as if we were on a quest to uncover the obstetric mysteries hidden within a name – a veritable “Labor” of statistical love!

Our endeavor was fueled by the intriguing premise that there may be a cosmic connection between the eponymous popularity of Aliya and the presence of medical stewards dedicated to the health and well-being of women in Oregon. The tantalizing allure of potential findings led us to ponder, "Could the name Aliya hold the key to unlocking the dispersal patterns of obstetric and gynecological expertise?" It's almost like we were trying to decode a secret message hidden beneath the folds of a baby blanket – a statistical treasure hunt of sorts!

As we ventured further into this uncharted terrain, one couldn't help but express a wry smile at the sheer audacity of our examination. The prospect of discovering a hidden link between a name and the state's obstetrician and gynecologist population was nothing short of extraordinary. It felt as though our research journey was sprinkled with unexpected humor, much like a diaper changing mishap in the middle of a statistical analysis – a thought that kept us grinning through the corridors of academic inquiry.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Aliya and The number of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then cite some social media posts you read that seem to be related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
AliyaGYN: An Obstetric Tale of Name Popularity and Physician Numbers

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into an obstetric wonderland to explore the relationship between the popularity of the first name Aliya and the number of obstetricians and gynecologists in the state of Oregon. Drawing data from the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we executed a thorough statistical analysis to uncover any potential correlations between these seemingly unrelated variables.

Our findings revealed an astonishing correlation coefficient of 0.8356438 with a significance level of p < 0.01, spanning the years 2003 to 2020. This compelling association between the name Aliya and the abundance of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon prompts us to ponder whether there exists a latent force drawing healthcare professionals towards regions where the name Aliya is more prevalent. It seems that the allure of this name extends beyond its linguistic implications and may be intricately linked with the healthcare landscape.

It appears that the spirit of obstetric and gynecological care may be intertwined with the resonance of the name Aliya, creating a harmonious synergy that elevates the presence of these medical practitioners. As we examine this unanticipated connection, one cannot help but joke, "It seems the name Aliya has a special delivery effect on the physician population!"

Our study contributes to the burgeoning literature on unconventional correlations and reminds us that sometimes, in the realm of statistical associations, an unexpected twist can birth new insights.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of obstetrics and nomenclature has long been an underexplored domain in the field of healthcare research. With a twinkle in our statistical eye, we set out to investigate the peculiar relationship between the popularity of the first name Aliya and the proliferation of obstetricians and gynecologists in the picturesque state of Oregon. As we embarked on this curious journey, we couldn't help but think that our study might deliver some unexpected surprises – much like a baby arriving earlier than expected!
Much like an expectant parent eagerly awaiting the arrival of their bundle of joy, researchers often yearn for groundbreaking discoveries that will leave a lasting impression on the scholarly landscape. Our investigation into the association between the popularity of the name Aliya and the abundance of obstetric and gynecological specialists in Oregon aimed to quench this thirst for intellectual adventure, as well as add a touch of levity to the usually serious world of academic research. It's as if we were on a quest to uncover the obstetric mysteries hidden within a name – a veritable “Labor” of statistical love!
Our endeavor was fueled by the intriguing premise that there may be a cosmic connection between the eponymous popularity of Aliya and the presence of medical stewards dedicated to the health and well-being of women in Oregon. The tantalizing allure of potential findings led us to ponder, "Could the name Aliya hold the key to unlocking the dispersal patterns of obstetric and gynecological expertise?" It's almost like we were trying to decode a secret message hidden beneath the folds of a baby blanket – a statistical treasure hunt of sorts!
As we ventured further into this uncharted terrain, one couldn't help but express a wry smile at the sheer audacity of our examination. The prospect of discovering a hidden link between a name and the state's obstetrician and gynecologist population was nothing short of extraordinary. It felt as though our research journey was sprinkled with unexpected humor, much like a diaper changing mishap in the middle of a statistical analysis – a thought that kept us grinning through the corridors of academic inquiry.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "Smith et al.," the authors find a positive correlation between the popularity of the first name Aliya and the number of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon over the past two decades. The study delves into the intricacies of social naming conventions and explores the potential impact of such nomenclature on healthcare professional distributions.

Diving into the troves of literature on obstetrics, one is reminded of the classic "What to Expect When You're Expecting," a staple for soon-to-be parents eagerly awaiting the arrival of their little one. In a similar vein, our study hoped to offer an unexpected twist to the scholarly landscape – a statistical birthing process, if you will.

On the fiction front, "The Midwife's Confession" and "The Doctor's Baby Secret" present narratives interwoven with the nuances of obstetric care, lending an air of mystery to the enigmatic connection between the name Aliya and the physician population in Oregon. As we ponder the convoluted paths of causality, one can't help but quip, "It seems the name Aliya has quite the 'labor' effect on the obstetrician count – talk about unintended consequences!"

Amidst the academic musings, one cannot overlook the enlightening insights gleaned from social media. A tweet exclaiming, "More Aliyas mean more OB-GYNs – it's practically written in the delivery room stars!" captures the whimsical essence of our findings, shedding light on the unanticipated nature of our statistical discoveries.

In "Doe and Jones," the authors shed light on the potential mechanisms behind this unforeseen correlation, highlighting the need for further investigations into the influence of naming trends on healthcare resources. Our study seeks to contribute to this discourse by infusing a dash of statistical puns and a sprinkle of unexpected correlations, reminding scholars that sometimes, in the realm of academia, a well-timed dad joke can birth new insights. It's as if our research was the obstetrician of statistical discoveries, delivering surprising connections with unparalleled humor and flair.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Aliya and The number of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2003 to 2020

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
AliyaGYN: An Obstetric Tale of Name Popularity and Physician Numbers

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into an obstetric wonderland to explore the relationship between the popularity of the first name Aliya and the number of obstetricians and gynecologists in the state of Oregon. Drawing data from the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we executed a thorough statistical analysis to uncover any potential correlations between these seemingly unrelated variables.

Our findings revealed an astonishing correlation coefficient of 0.8356438 with a significance level of p < 0.01, spanning the years 2003 to 2020. This compelling association between the name Aliya and the abundance of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon prompts us to ponder whether there exists a latent force drawing healthcare professionals towards regions where the name Aliya is more prevalent. It seems that the allure of this name extends beyond its linguistic implications and may be intricately linked with the healthcare landscape.

It appears that the spirit of obstetric and gynecological care may be intertwined with the resonance of the name Aliya, creating a harmonious synergy that elevates the presence of these medical practitioners. As we examine this unanticipated connection, one cannot help but joke, "It seems the name Aliya has a special delivery effect on the physician population!"

Our study contributes to the burgeoning literature on unconventional correlations and reminds us that sometimes, in the realm of statistical associations, an unexpected twist can birth new insights.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of obstetrics and nomenclature has long been an underexplored domain in the field of healthcare research. With a twinkle in our statistical eye, we set out to investigate the peculiar relationship between the popularity of the first name Aliya and the proliferation of obstetricians and gynecologists in the picturesque state of Oregon. As we embarked on this curious journey, we couldn't help but think that our study might deliver some unexpected surprises – much like a baby arriving earlier than expected!
Much like an expectant parent eagerly awaiting the arrival of their bundle of joy, researchers often yearn for groundbreaking discoveries that will leave a lasting impression on the scholarly landscape. Our investigation into the association between the popularity of the name Aliya and the abundance of obstetric and gynecological specialists in Oregon aimed to quench this thirst for intellectual adventure, as well as add a touch of levity to the usually serious world of academic research. It's as if we were on a quest to uncover the obstetric mysteries hidden within a name – a veritable “Labor” of statistical love!
Our endeavor was fueled by the intriguing premise that there may be a cosmic connection between the eponymous popularity of Aliya and the presence of medical stewards dedicated to the health and well-being of women in Oregon. The tantalizing allure of potential findings led us to ponder, "Could the name Aliya hold the key to unlocking the dispersal patterns of obstetric and gynecological expertise?" It's almost like we were trying to decode a secret message hidden beneath the folds of a baby blanket – a statistical treasure hunt of sorts!
As we ventured further into this uncharted terrain, one couldn't help but express a wry smile at the sheer audacity of our examination. The prospect of discovering a hidden link between a name and the state's obstetrician and gynecologist population was nothing short of extraordinary. It felt as though our research journey was sprinkled with unexpected humor, much like a diaper changing mishap in the middle of a statistical analysis – a thought that kept us grinning through the corridors of academic inquiry.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To investigate the enthralling link between the wondrous name Aliya and the abundance of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon, we implemented a multifaceted research methodology that embodied the spirit of statistical adventure. Our data collection process resembled an obstetric odyssey, weaving through the digital labyrinth to unearth the hidden gems of information. It was as if we were on a quest to discover the birthing grounds of statistical correlations, with the name Aliya serving as our guiding constellation in this obstetrical galaxy.

First, we gathered data on the popularity of the first name Aliya from the gleaming repository of the US Social Security Administration. This involved sifting through a myriad of names, akin to searching for the precious needle of Aliya in the haystack of nomenclature. Once we had amassed this treasure trove of name popularity data spanning the years 2003 to 2020, we engaged in a whimsical dance of statistical analysis, swaying between the delicate steps of descriptive statistics and the bold leaps of inferential testing.

Simultaneously, we conducted a parallel expedition into the domain of obstetric and gynecological healthcare resources in the bewitching state of Oregon. The Bureau of Labor Statistics served as our trusty map, guiding us through the lavish wilderness of physician numbers. We navigated the labyrinthine corridors of healthcare data with the tenacity of adventurers unearthing hidden treasures, seeking to uncover the hidden ecological niche where the name Aliya could potentially exert its statistical influence on the medical landscape.

Upon amassing these disparate yet harmonious datasets, we employed a series of statistical techniques with the finesse of a skilled obstetrician delivering a statistical revelation. Our analysis involved the computation of correlation coefficients, regressing through the variance of data, and performing intricate spatial analyses to map the geographical distribution of obstetricians and gynecologists vis-à-vis the popularity of the name Aliya.

Furthermore, in a lighthearted attempt to infuse a dash of humor into our rigorous methodology, we intermittently indulged in performing whimsical dances in the midst of data collection, providing a statistical ambiance that was positively pregnant with excitement. One could say that our methodology danced between the rhythm of quantitative analysis and the melody of statistical storytelling, as if to herald the marvelous tale of the name Aliya and its enchanting relationship with the obstetrician and gynecologist population of Oregon.

In summary, our methodology was akin to a delightful blend of statistical rigor and whimsical exploration; a playful rendezvous between analytical precision and the lighthearted essence of our obstetric inquiry. It's almost as if our methodological approach mirrored the experience of unwrapping a surprise baby shower gift – filled with unexpected twists and delightful revelations at every statistical turn.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Aliya and The number of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .

For the time period 2003 to 2020, you found a correlation 0.8356438, r-squared of 0.6983006, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
AliyaGYN: An Obstetric Tale of Name Popularity and Physician Numbers

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into an obstetric wonderland to explore the relationship between the popularity of the first name Aliya and the number of obstetricians and gynecologists in the state of Oregon. Drawing data from the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we executed a thorough statistical analysis to uncover any potential correlations between these seemingly unrelated variables.

Our findings revealed an astonishing correlation coefficient of 0.8356438 with a significance level of p < 0.01, spanning the years 2003 to 2020. This compelling association between the name Aliya and the abundance of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon prompts us to ponder whether there exists a latent force drawing healthcare professionals towards regions where the name Aliya is more prevalent. It seems that the allure of this name extends beyond its linguistic implications and may be intricately linked with the healthcare landscape.

It appears that the spirit of obstetric and gynecological care may be intertwined with the resonance of the name Aliya, creating a harmonious synergy that elevates the presence of these medical practitioners. As we examine this unanticipated connection, one cannot help but joke, "It seems the name Aliya has a special delivery effect on the physician population!"

Our study contributes to the burgeoning literature on unconventional correlations and reminds us that sometimes, in the realm of statistical associations, an unexpected twist can birth new insights.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The intersection of obstetrics and nomenclature has long been an underexplored domain in the field of healthcare research. With a twinkle in our statistical eye, we set out to investigate the peculiar relationship between the popularity of the first name Aliya and the proliferation of obstetricians and gynecologists in the picturesque state of Oregon. As we embarked on this curious journey, we couldn't help but think that our study might deliver some unexpected surprises – much like a baby arriving earlier than expected!
Much like an expectant parent eagerly awaiting the arrival of their bundle of joy, researchers often yearn for groundbreaking discoveries that will leave a lasting impression on the scholarly landscape. Our investigation into the association between the popularity of the name Aliya and the abundance of obstetric and gynecological specialists in Oregon aimed to quench this thirst for intellectual adventure, as well as add a touch of levity to the usually serious world of academic research. It's as if we were on a quest to uncover the obstetric mysteries hidden within a name – a veritable “Labor” of statistical love!
Our endeavor was fueled by the intriguing premise that there may be a cosmic connection between the eponymous popularity of Aliya and the presence of medical stewards dedicated to the health and well-being of women in Oregon. The tantalizing allure of potential findings led us to ponder, "Could the name Aliya hold the key to unlocking the dispersal patterns of obstetric and gynecological expertise?" It's almost like we were trying to decode a secret message hidden beneath the folds of a baby blanket – a statistical treasure hunt of sorts!
As we ventured further into this uncharted terrain, one couldn't help but express a wry smile at the sheer audacity of our examination. The prospect of discovering a hidden link between a name and the state's obstetrician and gynecologist population was nothing short of extraordinary. It felt as though our research journey was sprinkled with unexpected humor, much like a diaper changing mishap in the middle of a statistical analysis – a thought that kept us grinning through the corridors of academic inquiry.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The statistical analysis unveiled a remarkably strong positive correlation of 0.8356438 between the popularity of the first name Aliya and the number of obstetricians and gynecologists practicing in Oregon. This correlation was further supported by a high coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.6983006, providing confidence in the robustness of the relationship. With a significance level of p < 0.01, these results are not to be taken lightly, much like a newborn's weight!

The findings demonstrated that as the popularity of the name Aliya increased over the years from 2003 to 2020, there was a corresponding rise in the number of obstetricians and gynecologists in the state of Oregon. It's almost as if the resonance of the name Aliya had a magnetic pull for healthcare professionals specializing in women's health. This unexpected connection prompts us to ask, "Could it be that the name Aliya acts as a beacon, attracting these medical guardians of birth and well-being?"

The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually depicts this compelling correlation, showcasing the linear relationship between the popularity of the name Aliya and the number of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon. The figure serves as a graphical testament to the statistical kinship between these seemingly unrelated variables, imparting a touch of visual humor to our analytical endeavor. It's as if the data points were aligning themselves like a row of well-behaved, name-responsive storks ready to deliver statistical insights.

In light of these findings, one cannot help but wonder if we have stumbled upon an obstetric enigma, where the mere presence of a name holds sway over the healthcare landscape. This unexpected revelation leaves us pondering, "Who would have thought that a name could wield such influence over the presence of medical practitioners?" It's almost as if every time someone says the name Aliya, an obstetrician gets their wings!

Our study offers a lighthearted yet thought-provoking contribution to the relationship between nomenclature and obstetric care, reminding us that statistical research, much like childbirth, can sometimes deliver unexpected surprises and joy.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Aliya and The number of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
AliyaGYN: An Obstetric Tale of Name Popularity and Physician Numbers

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into an obstetric wonderland to explore the relationship between the popularity of the first name Aliya and the number of obstetricians and gynecologists in the state of Oregon. Drawing data from the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we executed a thorough statistical analysis to uncover any potential correlations between these seemingly unrelated variables.

Our findings revealed an astonishing correlation coefficient of 0.8356438 with a significance level of p < 0.01, spanning the years 2003 to 2020. This compelling association between the name Aliya and the abundance of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon prompts us to ponder whether there exists a latent force drawing healthcare professionals towards regions where the name Aliya is more prevalent. It seems that the allure of this name extends beyond its linguistic implications and may be intricately linked with the healthcare landscape.

It appears that the spirit of obstetric and gynecological care may be intertwined with the resonance of the name Aliya, creating a harmonious synergy that elevates the presence of these medical practitioners. As we examine this unanticipated connection, one cannot help but joke, "It seems the name Aliya has a special delivery effect on the physician population!"

Our study contributes to the burgeoning literature on unconventional correlations and reminds us that sometimes, in the realm of statistical associations, an unexpected twist can birth new insights.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Smith et al.," the authors find a positive correlation between the popularity of the first name Aliya and the number of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon over the past two decades. The study delves into the intricacies of social naming conventions and explores the potential impact of such nomenclature on healthcare professional distributions.
Diving into the troves of literature on obstetrics, one is reminded of the classic "What to Expect When You're Expecting," a staple for soon-to-be parents eagerly awaiting the arrival of their little one. In a similar vein, our study hoped to offer an unexpected twist to the scholarly landscape – a statistical birthing process, if you will.
On the fiction front, "The Midwife's Confession" and "The Doctor's Baby Secret" present narratives interwoven with the nuances of obstetric care, lending an air of mystery to the enigmatic connection between the name Aliya and the physician population in Oregon. As we ponder the convoluted paths of causality, one can't help but quip, "It seems the name Aliya has quite the 'labor' effect on the obstetrician count – talk about unintended consequences!"
Amidst the academic musings, one cannot overlook the enlightening insights gleaned from social media. A tweet exclaiming, "More Aliyas mean more OB-GYNs – it's practically written in the delivery room stars!" captures the whimsical essence of our findings, shedding light on the unanticipated nature of our statistical discoveries.
In "Doe and Jones," the authors shed light on the potential mechanisms behind this unforeseen correlation, highlighting the need for further investigations into the influence of naming trends on healthcare resources. Our study seeks to contribute to this discourse by infusing a dash of statistical puns and a sprinkle of unexpected correlations, reminding scholars that sometimes, in the realm of academia, a well-timed dad joke can birth new insights. It's as if our research was the obstetrician of statistical discoveries, delivering surprising connections with unparalleled humor and flair.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis unveiled a remarkably strong positive correlation of 0.8356438 between the popularity of the first name Aliya and the number of obstetricians and gynecologists practicing in Oregon. This correlation was further supported by a high coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.6983006, providing confidence in the robustness of the relationship. With a significance level of p < 0.01, these results are not to be taken lightly, much like a newborn's weight!
The findings demonstrated that as the popularity of the name Aliya increased over the years from 2003 to 2020, there was a corresponding rise in the number of obstetricians and gynecologists in the state of Oregon. It's almost as if the resonance of the name Aliya had a magnetic pull for healthcare professionals specializing in women's health. This unexpected connection prompts us to ask, "Could it be that the name Aliya acts as a beacon, attracting these medical guardians of birth and well-being?"
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually depicts this compelling correlation, showcasing the linear relationship between the popularity of the name Aliya and the number of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon. The figure serves as a graphical testament to the statistical kinship between these seemingly unrelated variables, imparting a touch of visual humor to our analytical endeavor. It's as if the data points were aligning themselves like a row of well-behaved, name-responsive storks ready to deliver statistical insights.
In light of these findings, one cannot help but wonder if we have stumbled upon an obstetric enigma, where the mere presence of a name holds sway over the healthcare landscape. This unexpected revelation leaves us pondering, "Who would have thought that a name could wield such influence over the presence of medical practitioners?" It's almost as if every time someone says the name Aliya, an obstetrician gets their wings!
Our study offers a lighthearted yet thought-provoking contribution to the relationship between nomenclature and obstetric care, reminding us that statistical research, much like childbirth, can sometimes deliver unexpected surprises and joy.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Building upon the amusing musings of previous scholars, our study fervently explored the compelling relationship between the popularity of the first name Aliya and the number of obstetricians and gynecologists in the state of Oregon. The statistical analysis yielded a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8356438, aligning with the findings of prior research and solidifying the intriguing connection between name popularity and healthcare professional numbers. It's as if the name Aliya has a natural magnetism that draws obstetricians and gynecologists to Oregon, much like the allure of a pun-filled dad joke!

The robustness of the correlation is further supported by the high coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.6983006, instilling confidence in the strength of this unexpected statistical association. This lends credence to the hypothesis that the resonance of the name Aliya plays a palpable role in shaping the healthcare landscape, a notion as surprising as the arrival of a well-timed dad joke. After all, who knew that a name could act as a statistical beacon, guiding the path of healthcare professionals?

Our findings extend the narrative woven by previous literature, underscoring the impact of naming conventions on the distribution of healthcare resources. It's almost as if the name Aliya possesses an inexplicable influence, akin to the captivating punchline of a pun – you may not see it coming, but its effects are undeniable!

The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually encapsulates the linear relationship between the popularity of the name Aliya and the number of obstetricians and gynecologists, providing a delightful graphical testament to this unexpected correlation. One can't help but marvel at the alignment of the data points, reminiscent of obedient storks, delivering statistical insights with the precision of a well-crafted dad joke – a testament to the playful nature of our surprising findings.

With these revelations in mind, one cannot help but entertain the notion that the mystique of the name Aliya exerts an enigmatic pull, akin to the gripping allure of a humorous one-liner. It's as if every mention of the name Aliya acts as a subtle invitation for obstetricians and gynecologists to join the vibrant healthcare tapestry of Oregon, an uncanny phenomenon that leaves us pondering the true power of nomenclature.

In summary, our study adds a touch of light-hearted intrigue to the discourse on unanticipated correlations, emphasizing the whimsical and thought-provoking nature of statistical research. It's almost as if our statistical findings were the obstetrician of unexpected discoveries, delivering a surprising connection between name popularity and the physician population with an unparalleled flair for humor – a testament to the delightful surprises that statistical investigations can yield.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Aliya and The number of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
AliyaGYN: An Obstetric Tale of Name Popularity and Physician Numbers

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delved into an obstetric wonderland to explore the relationship between the popularity of the first name Aliya and the number of obstetricians and gynecologists in the state of Oregon. Drawing data from the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we executed a thorough statistical analysis to uncover any potential correlations between these seemingly unrelated variables.

Our findings revealed an astonishing correlation coefficient of 0.8356438 with a significance level of p < 0.01, spanning the years 2003 to 2020. This compelling association between the name Aliya and the abundance of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon prompts us to ponder whether there exists a latent force drawing healthcare professionals towards regions where the name Aliya is more prevalent. It seems that the allure of this name extends beyond its linguistic implications and may be intricately linked with the healthcare landscape.

It appears that the spirit of obstetric and gynecological care may be intertwined with the resonance of the name Aliya, creating a harmonious synergy that elevates the presence of these medical practitioners. As we examine this unanticipated connection, one cannot help but joke, "It seems the name Aliya has a special delivery effect on the physician population!"

Our study contributes to the burgeoning literature on unconventional correlations and reminds us that sometimes, in the realm of statistical associations, an unexpected twist can birth new insights.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The intersection of obstetrics and nomenclature has long been an underexplored domain in the field of healthcare research. With a twinkle in our statistical eye, we set out to investigate the peculiar relationship between the popularity of the first name Aliya and the proliferation of obstetricians and gynecologists in the picturesque state of Oregon. As we embarked on this curious journey, we couldn't help but think that our study might deliver some unexpected surprises – much like a baby arriving earlier than expected!
Much like an expectant parent eagerly awaiting the arrival of their bundle of joy, researchers often yearn for groundbreaking discoveries that will leave a lasting impression on the scholarly landscape. Our investigation into the association between the popularity of the name Aliya and the abundance of obstetric and gynecological specialists in Oregon aimed to quench this thirst for intellectual adventure, as well as add a touch of levity to the usually serious world of academic research. It's as if we were on a quest to uncover the obstetric mysteries hidden within a name – a veritable “Labor” of statistical love!
Our endeavor was fueled by the intriguing premise that there may be a cosmic connection between the eponymous popularity of Aliya and the presence of medical stewards dedicated to the health and well-being of women in Oregon. The tantalizing allure of potential findings led us to ponder, "Could the name Aliya hold the key to unlocking the dispersal patterns of obstetric and gynecological expertise?" It's almost like we were trying to decode a secret message hidden beneath the folds of a baby blanket – a statistical treasure hunt of sorts!
As we ventured further into this uncharted terrain, one couldn't help but express a wry smile at the sheer audacity of our examination. The prospect of discovering a hidden link between a name and the state's obstetrician and gynecologist population was nothing short of extraordinary. It felt as though our research journey was sprinkled with unexpected humor, much like a diaper changing mishap in the middle of a statistical analysis – a thought that kept us grinning through the corridors of academic inquiry.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis unveiled a remarkably strong positive correlation of 0.8356438 between the popularity of the first name Aliya and the number of obstetricians and gynecologists practicing in Oregon. This correlation was further supported by a high coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.6983006, providing confidence in the robustness of the relationship. With a significance level of p < 0.01, these results are not to be taken lightly, much like a newborn's weight!
The findings demonstrated that as the popularity of the name Aliya increased over the years from 2003 to 2020, there was a corresponding rise in the number of obstetricians and gynecologists in the state of Oregon. It's almost as if the resonance of the name Aliya had a magnetic pull for healthcare professionals specializing in women's health. This unexpected connection prompts us to ask, "Could it be that the name Aliya acts as a beacon, attracting these medical guardians of birth and well-being?"
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually depicts this compelling correlation, showcasing the linear relationship between the popularity of the name Aliya and the number of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon. The figure serves as a graphical testament to the statistical kinship between these seemingly unrelated variables, imparting a touch of visual humor to our analytical endeavor. It's as if the data points were aligning themselves like a row of well-behaved, name-responsive storks ready to deliver statistical insights.
In light of these findings, one cannot help but wonder if we have stumbled upon an obstetric enigma, where the mere presence of a name holds sway over the healthcare landscape. This unexpected revelation leaves us pondering, "Who would have thought that a name could wield such influence over the presence of medical practitioners?" It's almost as if every time someone says the name Aliya, an obstetrician gets their wings!
Our study offers a lighthearted yet thought-provoking contribution to the relationship between nomenclature and obstetric care, reminding us that statistical research, much like childbirth, can sometimes deliver unexpected surprises and joy.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our obstetric odyssey through the whimsical world of name-popularity correlations has left us both enlightened and amused. The compelling correlation between the popularity of the first name Aliya and the number of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon has unveiled an unexpected connection that tickles the statistical fancy. It's as though the allure of the name Aliya acts as an invisible force, attracting healthcare professionals dedicated to the care and well-being of women. One can't help but quip, "It seems the name Aliya has a Midwife's touch in drawing in the physicians!"

Our findings not only highlight the statistical kinship between these seemingly disparate variables but also infuse a dash of unexpected humor into the oft-serious domain of scholarly inquiry. It's as if statistical significance has intertwined with playful whimsy to birth new insights, akin to an unexpected punchline in the midst of a research presentation.

This study, with its surprising results, indicates that our research journey into the obstetric landscape of name popularity has been as delightful as finding a hidden birth announcement amidst the columns of statistical data. Our findings magnify the peculiar dance between nomenclature and obstetrics, reminding us that statistical correlations can sometimes emerge from the most unexpected sources, much like finding a surprising book title in the library's obstetrics section!

Given these revelatory findings, we assert that no further research is needed in this area, as our study has birthed a new understanding of the curious relationship between the popularity of the name Aliya and the presence of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon. It's as if we've swaddled this topic in a statistical blanket, leaving it snug and content in its newfound knowledge. It appears our research has been a fruitful delivery of insights, and we can confidently say, "Baby, you're statistical gold, Aliya GYN!"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited AliyaGYN: An Obstetric Tale of Name Popularity and Physician Numbers. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Obstetric Humor


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited AliyaGYN: An Obstetric Tale of Name Popularity and Physician Numbers. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Unique Matriarchal Monikers (SUMM)


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled AliyaGYN: An Obstetric Tale of Name Popularity and Physician Numbers with an abstract of In this study, we delved into an obstetric wonderland to explore the relationship between the popularity of the first name Aliya and the number of obstetricians and gynecologists in the state of Oregon. Drawing data from the US Social Security Administration and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we executed a thorough statistical analysis to uncover any potential correlations between these seemingly unrelated variables.
Our findings revealed an astonishing correlation coefficient of 0.8356438 with a significance level of p < 0.01, spanning the years 2003 to 2020. This compelling association between the name Aliya and the abundance of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon prompts us to ponder whether there exists a latent force drawing healthcare professionals towards regions where the name Aliya is more prevalent. It seems that the allure of this name extends beyond its linguistic implications and may be intricately linked with the healthcare landscape.
It appears that the spirit of obstetric and gynecological care may be intertwined with the resonance of the name Aliya, creating a harmonious synergy that elevates the presence of these medical practitioners. As we examine this unanticipated connection, one cannot help but joke, "It seems the name Aliya has a special delivery effect on the physician population!"
Our study contributes to the burgeoning literature on unconventional correlations and reminds us that sometimes, in the realm of statistical associations, an unexpected twist can birth new insights.

ChatGPT:

Aliya, obstetricians, gynecologists, name popularity, physician numbers, Oregon, correlation, statistical analysis, US Social Security Administration, Bureau of Labor Statistics, healthcare professionals, latent force, childbirth, medical practitioners, unexpected correlations

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Data details

Popularity of the first name Aliya
Detailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Aliya
Source: US Social Security Administration
See what else correlates with Popularity of the first name Aliya

The number of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon

Correlation r = 0.8356438 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.6983006 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 69.8% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Aliya) over the 18 years from 2003 through 2020.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.6E-5. 0.0000157671397737580450000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.84 in 0.0016% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 63,423 random variables You don't actually need 63 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 17 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 17 because we have two variables measured over a period of 18 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.6, 0.94 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
200320042005200620072008200920102011201220132014201520162017201820192020
Popularity of the first name Aliya (Babies born)323342396404395460451450432483358317292332287293304311
The number of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon (Laborers)280320310510420440460560600450310230140230180210100400




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([323,342,396,404,395,460,451,450,432,483,358,317,292,332,287,293,304,311,])
array_2 = np.array([280,320,310,510,420,440,460,560,600,450,310,230,140,230,180,210,100,400,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Aliya"
array_2_name = "The number of obstetricians and gynecologists in Oregon"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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