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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is UFO sightings in Alaska and the second variable is Automotive recalls for issues with the Power Train.  The chart goes from 1975 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

Due to the magnetic fields of the UFOs, the Power Train systems in cars were being temporarily scrambled, leading to a higher likelihood of malfunctions. This created a demand for better-designed Power Train systems, prompting automotive manufacturers to issue recalls in order to upgrade and improve the Power Train technology to be UFO-resistant.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: ***Visual Prompt:*** Create an image of a bustling Alaskan town scene where a row of parked cars are enveloped in a mysterious glowing aura. The cars' engines are sputtering and their lights are flickering erratically. A group of puzzled auto engineers and mechanics are gesturing at the unusual sight, scratching their heads as they examine the affected vehicles. Meanwhile, in the sky above, a bright, unidentified object zips across the horizon, leaving a trail of sparkling energy in its wake. The scene should have an undeniable sense of magic realism, blending the ordinary with the extraordinary. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the situation described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here is a situation: Alaska's surge in UFO sightings has left auto manufacturers scratching their heads as to how extraterrestrial activity could be causing a rise in power train issues. Experts speculate that the aliens' powerful energy fields are interfering with vehicle systems, leading to an unprecedented increase in automotive recalls. It seems these UFOs are driving our cars up the wall!. Given that situation, which of the following image descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand and the tone of the explanation. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cute cartoon Scalar art Data cyber art Magic realism Voxel art
ChatGPT: Magic realism

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated and the explanation described. Do not reference graphs or charts; describe physical objects.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that depicts the following situation. Keep the description simple. Alaska's surge in UFO sightings has left auto manufacturers scratching their heads as to how extraterrestrial activity could be causing a rise in power train issues. Experts speculate that the aliens' powerful energy fields are interfering with vehicle systems, leading to an unprecedented increase in automotive recalls. It seems these UFOs are driving our cars up the wall!
ChatGPT: In a bustling Alaskan town, a row of parked cars are surrounded by a mysterious glowing aura. The cars' engines are sputtering and their lights are flickering erratically. Nearby, a group of puzzled auto engineers and mechanics are gesturing at the unusual sight, scratching their heads as they examine the affected vehicles. Meanwhile, in the sky above, a bright, unidentified object zips across the horizon, leaving a trail of sparkling energy in its wake.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Magic realism ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling Alaskan town, a row of parked cars are surrounded by a mysterious glowing aura. The cars' engines are sputtering and their lights are flickering erratically. Nearby, a group of puzzled auto engineers and mechanics are gesturing at the unusual sight, scratching their heads as they examine the affected vehicles. Meanwhile, in the sky above, a bright, unidentified object zips across the horizon, leaving a trail of sparkling energy in its wake. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: ***Visual Prompt:*** Create an image of a bustling Alaskan town scene where a row of parked cars are enveloped in a mysterious glowing aura. The cars' engines are sputtering and their lights are flickering erratically. A group of puzzled auto engineers and mechanics are gesturing at the unusual sight, scratching their heads as they examine the affected vehicles. Meanwhile, in the sky above, a bright, unidentified object zips across the horizon, leaving a trail of sparkling energy in its wake. The scene should have an undeniable sense of magic realism, blending the ordinary with the extraordinary.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how increases in UFO sightings in Alaska positively influenced Automotive recalls for issues with the Power Train.\Make it sound serious until the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The UFO-Borne Power Train Predicament: A Close Encounter of the Wheels Kind

The Journal of Extraterrestrial Engineering and Interstellar Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Alaska and Automotive recalls for issues with the Power Train. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.

Your research team used data from National UFO Reporting Center and US DOT to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.7713255 and p < 0.01 for 1975 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"The UFO-Borne Power Train Predicament: A Close Encounter of the Wheels Kind"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the mysterious link between UFO sightings in Alaska and automotive recalls for issues with the power train. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the US Department of Transportation, we analyzed sightings and recall announcements from 1975 to 2021. Our findings revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.7713255 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong statistical relationship between the two phenomena.

The implications of our research are truly out of this world! As we delve into the realms of extraterrestrial interference in terrestrial technologies, we couldn't help but ponder: What do you call a spaceship that only flies on Mondays? A UFO-lot!

Our study sheds light on the unexplored intersection of celestial phenomena and automotive malfunctions, suggesting a potential cosmic influence on the reliability of power train systems. As we navigate the enigmatic connection between UFO sightings and automotive recalls, we embark on a journey of discovery that is both astronomical and automotive in nature. After all, why did the UFO refuse to sign the lease agreement? It was in a no-fly zone!

In conclusion, our findings lend credence to the otherworldly forces at play in the realm of vehicular propulsion, reminding us that the universe might have a role to play in automotive recalls after all. This work marks a significant step forward in understanding the cosmic conundrum of UFOs and power train problems, prompting us to ask the age-old question: Is it really a transmission issue, or is the truth out there?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Alaska and Automotive recalls for issues with the Power Train. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The UFO-Borne Power Train Predicament: A Close Encounter of the Wheels Kind"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the mysterious link between UFO sightings in Alaska and automotive recalls for issues with the power train. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the US Department of Transportation, we analyzed sightings and recall announcements from 1975 to 2021. Our findings revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.7713255 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong statistical relationship between the two phenomena.

The implications of our research are truly out of this world! As we delve into the realms of extraterrestrial interference in terrestrial technologies, we couldn't help but ponder: What do you call a spaceship that only flies on Mondays? A UFO-lot!

Our study sheds light on the unexplored intersection of celestial phenomena and automotive malfunctions, suggesting a potential cosmic influence on the reliability of power train systems. As we navigate the enigmatic connection between UFO sightings and automotive recalls, we embark on a journey of discovery that is both astronomical and automotive in nature. After all, why did the UFO refuse to sign the lease agreement? It was in a no-fly zone!

In conclusion, our findings lend credence to the otherworldly forces at play in the realm of vehicular propulsion, reminding us that the universe might have a role to play in automotive recalls after all. This work marks a significant step forward in understanding the cosmic conundrum of UFOs and power train problems, prompting us to ask the age-old question: Is it really a transmission issue, or is the truth out there?

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Gather 'round, earthlings and fellow enthusiasts of the unknown, as we embark on a cosmic journey into the world of statistical anomalies and extraterrestrial interventions. What happens when the unfathomable realm of UFO sightings collides with the mundane world of automotive recalls? Buckle up, because we're about to unveil the quirky connection between UFO sightings in Alaska and automotive recalls related to the power train. It's a ride that's truly "out of this world" in more ways than one!

Now, grab your telescopes and tool kits because we're about to delve into uncharted territory. As we navigate this celestial puzzle, we can't help but wonder: What do you call an alien spaceship that's always in a rush? A hurry-craft!

In recent years, the interplay between anomalies from the cosmos and earthly machinery has piqued the curiosity of researchers and enthusiasts alike. Our study, aptly titled "The UFO-Borne Power Train Predicament: A Close Encounter of the Wheels Kind," seeks to unravel the enigmatic relationship between UFO sightings and automotive recalls, particularly those concerning power train issues. But before we jump to conclusions, let's remember the cardinal rule of statistical analysis: Correlation does not necessarily imply causation. Kind of like how a lab coat doesn't automatically make someone a mad scientist, despite what movies might suggest!

Armed with data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the US Department of Transportation, we set out to unravel this cosmic conundrum. Our findings, with a correlation coefficient of 0.7713255 and a p-value smaller than a Martian pebble (that's less than 0.01, for the non-astronomers), have raised eyebrows and steering wheels alike. Could it be that there is indeed an otherworldly force at play, influencing the power train performance of our earthly vehicles? Hold on to your seat belts, because we're about to uncover more than just a statistical relationship.

As we traverse this intersection of technology and the unexplained, we are reminded of an age-old question: Why don't UFOs ever run out of gas? Because they always travel on fumes!

Stay tuned for the results and implications of our research, which promise to open portals to new perspectives and, quite possibly, a few giggles along the way. After all, when probing the mysteries of the cosmos, a bit of levity can be our cosmic compass.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Alaska and Automotive recalls for issues with the Power Train. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Perhaps you also got inspiration from some board games that are vaugely related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The UFO-Borne Power Train Predicament: A Close Encounter of the Wheels Kind"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the mysterious link between UFO sightings in Alaska and automotive recalls for issues with the power train. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the US Department of Transportation, we analyzed sightings and recall announcements from 1975 to 2021. Our findings revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.7713255 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong statistical relationship between the two phenomena.

The implications of our research are truly out of this world! As we delve into the realms of extraterrestrial interference in terrestrial technologies, we couldn't help but ponder: What do you call a spaceship that only flies on Mondays? A UFO-lot!

Our study sheds light on the unexplored intersection of celestial phenomena and automotive malfunctions, suggesting a potential cosmic influence on the reliability of power train systems. As we navigate the enigmatic connection between UFO sightings and automotive recalls, we embark on a journey of discovery that is both astronomical and automotive in nature. After all, why did the UFO refuse to sign the lease agreement? It was in a no-fly zone!

In conclusion, our findings lend credence to the otherworldly forces at play in the realm of vehicular propulsion, reminding us that the universe might have a role to play in automotive recalls after all. This work marks a significant step forward in understanding the cosmic conundrum of UFOs and power train problems, prompting us to ask the age-old question: Is it really a transmission issue, or is the truth out there?

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Gather 'round, earthlings and fellow enthusiasts of the unknown, as we embark on a cosmic journey into the world of statistical anomalies and extraterrestrial interventions. What happens when the unfathomable realm of UFO sightings collides with the mundane world of automotive recalls? Buckle up, because we're about to unveil the quirky connection between UFO sightings in Alaska and automotive recalls related to the power train. It's a ride that's truly "out of this world" in more ways than one!
Now, grab your telescopes and tool kits because we're about to delve into uncharted territory. As we navigate this celestial puzzle, we can't help but wonder: What do you call an alien spaceship that's always in a rush? A hurry-craft!
In recent years, the interplay between anomalies from the cosmos and earthly machinery has piqued the curiosity of researchers and enthusiasts alike. Our study, aptly titled "The UFO-Borne Power Train Predicament: A Close Encounter of the Wheels Kind," seeks to unravel the enigmatic relationship between UFO sightings and automotive recalls, particularly those concerning power train issues. But before we jump to conclusions, let's remember the cardinal rule of statistical analysis: Correlation does not necessarily imply causation. Kind of like how a lab coat doesn't automatically make someone a mad scientist, despite what movies might suggest!
Armed with data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the US Department of Transportation, we set out to unravel this cosmic conundrum. Our findings, with a correlation coefficient of 0.7713255 and a p-value smaller than a Martian pebble (that's less than 0.01, for the non-astronomers), have raised eyebrows and steering wheels alike. Could it be that there is indeed an otherworldly force at play, influencing the power train performance of our earthly vehicles? Hold on to your seat belts, because we're about to uncover more than just a statistical relationship.
As we traverse this intersection of technology and the unexplained, we are reminded of an age-old question: Why don't UFOs ever run out of gas? Because they always travel on fumes!
Stay tuned for the results and implications of our research, which promise to open portals to new perspectives and, quite possibly, a few giggles along the way. After all, when probing the mysteries of the cosmos, a bit of levity can be our cosmic compass.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The connection between UFO sightings in Alaska and automotive recalls related to power train issues has intrigued researchers for decades. Smith and Doe (2010) conducted an extensive study on the patterns of UFO sightings across different regions of the United States, highlighting the disproportionately high number of sightings in Alaska. Similarly, Jones (2015) delved into automotive recall data, identifying a recurring trend of power train issues being reported in vehicles manufactured in certain time periods. These scholarly works set the stage for our investigation into the cosmic influence on terrestrial mechanical malfunctions.

But seriously, folks, what do you call a group of musical aliens? An extra-terrestrial band! Now, back to the research at hand.

Drawing inspiration from non-fiction literature such as "UFOs in Alaska: A Comprehensive Guide" by John Smith and "Automotive Nightmares: The Power Train Predicament" by Jane Doe, we sought to bridge the gap between the celestial and the mechanical.

However, as our inquiry extended into realms hitherto uncharted, we couldn't help but consider the fictional narratives that may hold a kernel of truth. Books like "Alien Encounters in Arctic Skies" by J.K. Rowling (no, not that one) and "The Power Train Paradox" by Isaac Asimov tantalized us with their speculative, yet eerily relevant, storylines.

It's like investigating a cosmic puzzle while simultaneously playing a game of Clue – "Was it Colonel Mustard with a faulty power train in the UFO?"

Turning our gaze to the world of board games, the classic "Sorry!" seemed to capture the essence of the cosmic-automotive conundrum. As we pondered the connections between UFO sightings and power train failures, we couldn't help but sympathize with the little game pieces on the board, getting sent back to the start just like a malfunctioning car being recalled for repairs.

In "Interstellar Explorations: A UFO's Guide to the Galaxy," Lorem and Ipsum (2020) revealed tantalizing hints of interplanetary influences on earthly technologies. Moreover, their findings on the temporal proximity of UFO sightings and power train recalls provided a curious parallel to our own discoveries.

Speaking of parallels, did you hear about the alien that walked into a mechanic's shop? It said, "I need a quick transmission fix, because my spacecraft is moving out of this world!"

As we forged ahead in our research, it became evident that the cosmic and the terrestrial might not be as distinct as we once thought. From statistical analysis to literary digressions, our journey into the unknown has been both illuminating and, dare we say, pun-believable!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Alaska and Automotive recalls for issues with the Power Train. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and US DOT . You used data from 1975 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The UFO-Borne Power Train Predicament: A Close Encounter of the Wheels Kind"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the mysterious link between UFO sightings in Alaska and automotive recalls for issues with the power train. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the US Department of Transportation, we analyzed sightings and recall announcements from 1975 to 2021. Our findings revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.7713255 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong statistical relationship between the two phenomena.

The implications of our research are truly out of this world! As we delve into the realms of extraterrestrial interference in terrestrial technologies, we couldn't help but ponder: What do you call a spaceship that only flies on Mondays? A UFO-lot!

Our study sheds light on the unexplored intersection of celestial phenomena and automotive malfunctions, suggesting a potential cosmic influence on the reliability of power train systems. As we navigate the enigmatic connection between UFO sightings and automotive recalls, we embark on a journey of discovery that is both astronomical and automotive in nature. After all, why did the UFO refuse to sign the lease agreement? It was in a no-fly zone!

In conclusion, our findings lend credence to the otherworldly forces at play in the realm of vehicular propulsion, reminding us that the universe might have a role to play in automotive recalls after all. This work marks a significant step forward in understanding the cosmic conundrum of UFOs and power train problems, prompting us to ask the age-old question: Is it really a transmission issue, or is the truth out there?

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Gather 'round, earthlings and fellow enthusiasts of the unknown, as we embark on a cosmic journey into the world of statistical anomalies and extraterrestrial interventions. What happens when the unfathomable realm of UFO sightings collides with the mundane world of automotive recalls? Buckle up, because we're about to unveil the quirky connection between UFO sightings in Alaska and automotive recalls related to the power train. It's a ride that's truly "out of this world" in more ways than one!
Now, grab your telescopes and tool kits because we're about to delve into uncharted territory. As we navigate this celestial puzzle, we can't help but wonder: What do you call an alien spaceship that's always in a rush? A hurry-craft!
In recent years, the interplay between anomalies from the cosmos and earthly machinery has piqued the curiosity of researchers and enthusiasts alike. Our study, aptly titled "The UFO-Borne Power Train Predicament: A Close Encounter of the Wheels Kind," seeks to unravel the enigmatic relationship between UFO sightings and automotive recalls, particularly those concerning power train issues. But before we jump to conclusions, let's remember the cardinal rule of statistical analysis: Correlation does not necessarily imply causation. Kind of like how a lab coat doesn't automatically make someone a mad scientist, despite what movies might suggest!
Armed with data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the US Department of Transportation, we set out to unravel this cosmic conundrum. Our findings, with a correlation coefficient of 0.7713255 and a p-value smaller than a Martian pebble (that's less than 0.01, for the non-astronomers), have raised eyebrows and steering wheels alike. Could it be that there is indeed an otherworldly force at play, influencing the power train performance of our earthly vehicles? Hold on to your seat belts, because we're about to uncover more than just a statistical relationship.
As we traverse this intersection of technology and the unexplained, we are reminded of an age-old question: Why don't UFOs ever run out of gas? Because they always travel on fumes!
Stay tuned for the results and implications of our research, which promise to open portals to new perspectives and, quite possibly, a few giggles along the way. After all, when probing the mysteries of the cosmos, a bit of levity can be our cosmic compass.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

Our research employed a multi-faceted and well-grounded approach to blend statistical analyses with a sprinkle of quirkiness in unraveling the UFO sightings and automotive power train recalls enigma. Our methodology, much like a cosmic ray traversing the universe, sought to capture the essence of the unknown while adhering to the tenets of rigorous data science.

Firstly, we embarked on a data collection odyssey that spanned the online cosmos, with a primary focus on sourcing information from the National UFO Reporting Center and the US Department of Transportation. We perused through reports, records, and sightings from 1975 to 2021, careful not to be caught in the gravitational pull of unreliable sources. Talk about navigating the data universe - it was like searching for a needle in a nebula!

To establish the interplanetary relationship between UFO sightings and automotive power train recalls, we flexed our statistical muscles and danced with the numbers using a combination of correlation analysis and time-series modeling. Our statistical endeavors aimed at untangling the cosmic web of variables, much like unravelling a knotty problem in trekking an alien landscape. Our correlation analysis was as tight as the orbit of a binary star system, measuring the strength and direction of the possible relationship. As we traversed through various statistical tests, we couldn't help but remember: Why don't aliens tell secrets on the moon? Because there's no atmosphere!

Additionally, we conducted a trend analysis to investigate the temporal patterns of UFO sightings and automotive power train recalls. This approach allowed us to peek into the spacetime continuum of the data, akin to a galactic choreography of anomalies in the automotive and celestial realms. But hey, we weren't just charting trends; we were charting a course for understanding an uncharted frontier of statistical inquiry!

Our exploration into this unorthodox nexus also incorporated sophisticated regression models to delve into the causal relationship between UFO sightings and automotive power train recalls. By harnessing the arcane powers of multiple regression analysis, we sought to fathom the influence of extraterrestrial encounters on the terrestrial machinations of automotive technology. It was like deciphering an alien language, albeit with a touch of terrestrial wit!

Lastly, we engaged in an anomaly detection exercise to identify any outliers or peculiar data points that might have veered off course in our cosmic quest. These outliers were scrutinized with the precision of a telescope, ensuring that our findings were anchored in the empirical realities of the data landscape. It was a bit like sorting through stardust to find the cosmic nuggets in the statistical cosmos.

Our methodology, while grounded in scientific rigor, strove to infuse a subtle blend of curiosity and cosmic humor in unraveling the mysteries that lie at the intersection of UFO sightings and power train recalls. After all, who says that statistical inquiry can't also be a cosmic adventure?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Alaska and Automotive recalls for issues with the Power Train. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and US DOT .

For the time period 1975 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.7713255, r-squared of 0.5949431, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The UFO-Borne Power Train Predicament: A Close Encounter of the Wheels Kind"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the mysterious link between UFO sightings in Alaska and automotive recalls for issues with the power train. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the US Department of Transportation, we analyzed sightings and recall announcements from 1975 to 2021. Our findings revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.7713255 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong statistical relationship between the two phenomena.

The implications of our research are truly out of this world! As we delve into the realms of extraterrestrial interference in terrestrial technologies, we couldn't help but ponder: What do you call a spaceship that only flies on Mondays? A UFO-lot!

Our study sheds light on the unexplored intersection of celestial phenomena and automotive malfunctions, suggesting a potential cosmic influence on the reliability of power train systems. As we navigate the enigmatic connection between UFO sightings and automotive recalls, we embark on a journey of discovery that is both astronomical and automotive in nature. After all, why did the UFO refuse to sign the lease agreement? It was in a no-fly zone!

In conclusion, our findings lend credence to the otherworldly forces at play in the realm of vehicular propulsion, reminding us that the universe might have a role to play in automotive recalls after all. This work marks a significant step forward in understanding the cosmic conundrum of UFOs and power train problems, prompting us to ask the age-old question: Is it really a transmission issue, or is the truth out there?

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Gather 'round, earthlings and fellow enthusiasts of the unknown, as we embark on a cosmic journey into the world of statistical anomalies and extraterrestrial interventions. What happens when the unfathomable realm of UFO sightings collides with the mundane world of automotive recalls? Buckle up, because we're about to unveil the quirky connection between UFO sightings in Alaska and automotive recalls related to the power train. It's a ride that's truly "out of this world" in more ways than one!
Now, grab your telescopes and tool kits because we're about to delve into uncharted territory. As we navigate this celestial puzzle, we can't help but wonder: What do you call an alien spaceship that's always in a rush? A hurry-craft!
In recent years, the interplay between anomalies from the cosmos and earthly machinery has piqued the curiosity of researchers and enthusiasts alike. Our study, aptly titled "The UFO-Borne Power Train Predicament: A Close Encounter of the Wheels Kind," seeks to unravel the enigmatic relationship between UFO sightings and automotive recalls, particularly those concerning power train issues. But before we jump to conclusions, let's remember the cardinal rule of statistical analysis: Correlation does not necessarily imply causation. Kind of like how a lab coat doesn't automatically make someone a mad scientist, despite what movies might suggest!
Armed with data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the US Department of Transportation, we set out to unravel this cosmic conundrum. Our findings, with a correlation coefficient of 0.7713255 and a p-value smaller than a Martian pebble (that's less than 0.01, for the non-astronomers), have raised eyebrows and steering wheels alike. Could it be that there is indeed an otherworldly force at play, influencing the power train performance of our earthly vehicles? Hold on to your seat belts, because we're about to uncover more than just a statistical relationship.
As we traverse this intersection of technology and the unexplained, we are reminded of an age-old question: Why don't UFOs ever run out of gas? Because they always travel on fumes!
Stay tuned for the results and implications of our research, which promise to open portals to new perspectives and, quite possibly, a few giggles along the way. After all, when probing the mysteries of the cosmos, a bit of levity can be our cosmic compass.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our investigation into the celestial and terrestrial tango of UFO sightings in Alaska and automotive recalls for power train issues have left us starry-eyed. With a correlation coefficient of 0.7713255, an r-squared of 0.5949431, and a p-value that's smaller than the odds of finding a four-leaf clover on Mars (p < 0.01), the statistical relationship we uncovered is, quite literally, out of this world. It's almost as if the UFOs were sending a signal for a "recall" of their own when it comes to intergalactic travel. One might even say they're lightyears ahead of us in terms of power train maintenance! Just think, if they do have power train issues, are they technically experiencing a cosmic "gear shift"?

The figure (Fig. 1) presents a scatterplot that vividly illustrates the strong correlation we discovered between UFO sightings and automotive recalls related to power train malfunctions. The data points align like constellations in the night sky, providing a visual testament to the cosmic connection we've unveiled. One might almost wonder if the vehicles were attempting to reach a new "unidentified-flying-gear" speed!

Our findings challenge traditional notions of causality, prompting us to consider the possibility of extraterrestrial influence on the power train reliability of terrestrial automobiles. We may need to update the saying to "as rare as a UFO sighting coinciding with a power train recall." It's a cosmic coincidence of astronomical proportions!

In the wake of these revelations, our research has become a launchpad for further inquiry into the interstellar intricacies of automotive malfunctions and celestial phenomena. As we continue to explore these unearthly enigmas, it's important to remember the value of a little humor in the face of cosmic mysteries. After all, laughter might just be the best anti-gravity device we've got!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Alaska and Automotive recalls for issues with the Power Train. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"The UFO-Borne Power Train Predicament: A Close Encounter of the Wheels Kind"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the mysterious link between UFO sightings in Alaska and automotive recalls for issues with the power train. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the US Department of Transportation, we analyzed sightings and recall announcements from 1975 to 2021. Our findings revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.7713255 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong statistical relationship between the two phenomena.

The implications of our research are truly out of this world! As we delve into the realms of extraterrestrial interference in terrestrial technologies, we couldn't help but ponder: What do you call a spaceship that only flies on Mondays? A UFO-lot!

Our study sheds light on the unexplored intersection of celestial phenomena and automotive malfunctions, suggesting a potential cosmic influence on the reliability of power train systems. As we navigate the enigmatic connection between UFO sightings and automotive recalls, we embark on a journey of discovery that is both astronomical and automotive in nature. After all, why did the UFO refuse to sign the lease agreement? It was in a no-fly zone!

In conclusion, our findings lend credence to the otherworldly forces at play in the realm of vehicular propulsion, reminding us that the universe might have a role to play in automotive recalls after all. This work marks a significant step forward in understanding the cosmic conundrum of UFOs and power train problems, prompting us to ask the age-old question: Is it really a transmission issue, or is the truth out there?

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The connection between UFO sightings in Alaska and automotive recalls related to power train issues has intrigued researchers for decades. Smith and Doe (2010) conducted an extensive study on the patterns of UFO sightings across different regions of the United States, highlighting the disproportionately high number of sightings in Alaska. Similarly, Jones (2015) delved into automotive recall data, identifying a recurring trend of power train issues being reported in vehicles manufactured in certain time periods. These scholarly works set the stage for our investigation into the cosmic influence on terrestrial mechanical malfunctions.
But seriously, folks, what do you call a group of musical aliens? An extra-terrestrial band! Now, back to the research at hand.
Drawing inspiration from non-fiction literature such as "UFOs in Alaska: A Comprehensive Guide" by John Smith and "Automotive Nightmares: The Power Train Predicament" by Jane Doe, we sought to bridge the gap between the celestial and the mechanical.
However, as our inquiry extended into realms hitherto uncharted, we couldn't help but consider the fictional narratives that may hold a kernel of truth. Books like "Alien Encounters in Arctic Skies" by J.K. Rowling (no, not that one) and "The Power Train Paradox" by Isaac Asimov tantalized us with their speculative, yet eerily relevant, storylines.
It's like investigating a cosmic puzzle while simultaneously playing a game of Clue – "Was it Colonel Mustard with a faulty power train in the UFO?"
Turning our gaze to the world of board games, the classic "Sorry!" seemed to capture the essence of the cosmic-automotive conundrum. As we pondered the connections between UFO sightings and power train failures, we couldn't help but sympathize with the little game pieces on the board, getting sent back to the start just like a malfunctioning car being recalled for repairs.
In "Interstellar Explorations: A UFO's Guide to the Galaxy," Lorem and Ipsum (2020) revealed tantalizing hints of interplanetary influences on earthly technologies. Moreover, their findings on the temporal proximity of UFO sightings and power train recalls provided a curious parallel to our own discoveries.
Speaking of parallels, did you hear about the alien that walked into a mechanic's shop? It said, "I need a quick transmission fix, because my spacecraft is moving out of this world!"
As we forged ahead in our research, it became evident that the cosmic and the terrestrial might not be as distinct as we once thought. From statistical analysis to literary digressions, our journey into the unknown has been both illuminating and, dare we say, pun-believable!

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the celestial and terrestrial tango of UFO sightings in Alaska and automotive recalls for power train issues have left us starry-eyed. With a correlation coefficient of 0.7713255, an r-squared of 0.5949431, and a p-value that's smaller than the odds of finding a four-leaf clover on Mars (p < 0.01), the statistical relationship we uncovered is, quite literally, out of this world. It's almost as if the UFOs were sending a signal for a "recall" of their own when it comes to intergalactic travel. One might even say they're lightyears ahead of us in terms of power train maintenance! Just think, if they do have power train issues, are they technically experiencing a cosmic "gear shift"?
The figure (Fig. 1) presents a scatterplot that vividly illustrates the strong correlation we discovered between UFO sightings and automotive recalls related to power train malfunctions. The data points align like constellations in the night sky, providing a visual testament to the cosmic connection we've unveiled. One might almost wonder if the vehicles were attempting to reach a new "unidentified-flying-gear" speed!
Our findings challenge traditional notions of causality, prompting us to consider the possibility of extraterrestrial influence on the power train reliability of terrestrial automobiles. We may need to update the saying to "as rare as a UFO sighting coinciding with a power train recall." It's a cosmic coincidence of astronomical proportions!
In the wake of these revelations, our research has become a launchpad for further inquiry into the interstellar intricacies of automotive malfunctions and celestial phenomena. As we continue to explore these unearthly enigmas, it's important to remember the value of a little humor in the face of cosmic mysteries. After all, laughter might just be the best anti-gravity device we've got!

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The findings of our study have galactically expanded our understanding of the relationship between UFO sightings in Alaska and automotive recalls for issues with the power train. With a correlation coefficient that's closer than a spaceship to a distant star (r = 0.7713255, p < 0.01), our results not only support but also elevate the prior research by Smith and Doe (2010) and Jones (2015). It seems that our data has launched their previous findings into a cosmic orbit!

Our results seem to suggest a dynamic interaction between celestial activities and terrestrial technologies. It's as if the UFOs are saying, "We are not alone in this power train predicament." No wonder they prefer flying saucers over driving cars – their intergalactic travel is probably powered by a far more advanced propulsion system!

The literature review has provided a hauntingly fitting backdrop for our findings. The fictional narratives we initially approached with a sense of cosmic skepticism have, ironically, woven a thread of truth into our scientific inquiry. It's almost as if our research journey was guided by a constellation of speculative musings and statistical revelations, much like the ebb and flow of the cosmic tides.

As we gaze into the celestial abyss of UFO sightings and their connection to automotive power train problems, let's take a moment to appreciate the gravity of the situation. It's a space where statistical analysis meets outer space analysis, and the line between science fiction and science fact becomes delightfully blurred.

While our findings may seem far-fetched to some, there's no denying the statistical weight they carry. The scatterplot (Fig. 1) paints a picture as intriguing as a UFO sighting itself, demonstrating a celestial dance of data points that left us star-struck. It's as if the stars aligned to reveal a statistical constellation that's truly out of this world!

As we navigate this cosmic highway of research, we are reminded that scientific exploration doesn't have to be devoid of humor. In fact, the cosmic coincidence of our findings is a cosmic reminder of the whimsical and pun-believable nature of scientific discovery. After all, why don't aliens like to visit our planet more often? The parking is simply out of this world!

In continuing our exploration of these unearthly enigmas, it's essential to approach them with a sense of wonder, curiosity, and a cosmic soupçon of humor. As the saying goes, "Keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground, unless the ground starts recalling your power train!"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Alaska and Automotive recalls for issues with the Power Train. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"The UFO-Borne Power Train Predicament: A Close Encounter of the Wheels Kind"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the mysterious link between UFO sightings in Alaska and automotive recalls for issues with the power train. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the US Department of Transportation, we analyzed sightings and recall announcements from 1975 to 2021. Our findings revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.7713255 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong statistical relationship between the two phenomena.

The implications of our research are truly out of this world! As we delve into the realms of extraterrestrial interference in terrestrial technologies, we couldn't help but ponder: What do you call a spaceship that only flies on Mondays? A UFO-lot!

Our study sheds light on the unexplored intersection of celestial phenomena and automotive malfunctions, suggesting a potential cosmic influence on the reliability of power train systems. As we navigate the enigmatic connection between UFO sightings and automotive recalls, we embark on a journey of discovery that is both astronomical and automotive in nature. After all, why did the UFO refuse to sign the lease agreement? It was in a no-fly zone!

In conclusion, our findings lend credence to the otherworldly forces at play in the realm of vehicular propulsion, reminding us that the universe might have a role to play in automotive recalls after all. This work marks a significant step forward in understanding the cosmic conundrum of UFOs and power train problems, prompting us to ask the age-old question: Is it really a transmission issue, or is the truth out there?

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Gather 'round, earthlings and fellow enthusiasts of the unknown, as we embark on a cosmic journey into the world of statistical anomalies and extraterrestrial interventions. What happens when the unfathomable realm of UFO sightings collides with the mundane world of automotive recalls? Buckle up, because we're about to unveil the quirky connection between UFO sightings in Alaska and automotive recalls related to the power train. It's a ride that's truly "out of this world" in more ways than one!
Now, grab your telescopes and tool kits because we're about to delve into uncharted territory. As we navigate this celestial puzzle, we can't help but wonder: What do you call an alien spaceship that's always in a rush? A hurry-craft!
In recent years, the interplay between anomalies from the cosmos and earthly machinery has piqued the curiosity of researchers and enthusiasts alike. Our study, aptly titled "The UFO-Borne Power Train Predicament: A Close Encounter of the Wheels Kind," seeks to unravel the enigmatic relationship between UFO sightings and automotive recalls, particularly those concerning power train issues. But before we jump to conclusions, let's remember the cardinal rule of statistical analysis: Correlation does not necessarily imply causation. Kind of like how a lab coat doesn't automatically make someone a mad scientist, despite what movies might suggest!
Armed with data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the US Department of Transportation, we set out to unravel this cosmic conundrum. Our findings, with a correlation coefficient of 0.7713255 and a p-value smaller than a Martian pebble (that's less than 0.01, for the non-astronomers), have raised eyebrows and steering wheels alike. Could it be that there is indeed an otherworldly force at play, influencing the power train performance of our earthly vehicles? Hold on to your seat belts, because we're about to uncover more than just a statistical relationship.
As we traverse this intersection of technology and the unexplained, we are reminded of an age-old question: Why don't UFOs ever run out of gas? Because they always travel on fumes!
Stay tuned for the results and implications of our research, which promise to open portals to new perspectives and, quite possibly, a few giggles along the way. After all, when probing the mysteries of the cosmos, a bit of levity can be our cosmic compass.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the celestial and terrestrial tango of UFO sightings in Alaska and automotive recalls for power train issues have left us starry-eyed. With a correlation coefficient of 0.7713255, an r-squared of 0.5949431, and a p-value that's smaller than the odds of finding a four-leaf clover on Mars (p < 0.01), the statistical relationship we uncovered is, quite literally, out of this world. It's almost as if the UFOs were sending a signal for a "recall" of their own when it comes to intergalactic travel. One might even say they're lightyears ahead of us in terms of power train maintenance! Just think, if they do have power train issues, are they technically experiencing a cosmic "gear shift"?
The figure (Fig. 1) presents a scatterplot that vividly illustrates the strong correlation we discovered between UFO sightings and automotive recalls related to power train malfunctions. The data points align like constellations in the night sky, providing a visual testament to the cosmic connection we've unveiled. One might almost wonder if the vehicles were attempting to reach a new "unidentified-flying-gear" speed!
Our findings challenge traditional notions of causality, prompting us to consider the possibility of extraterrestrial influence on the power train reliability of terrestrial automobiles. We may need to update the saying to "as rare as a UFO sighting coinciding with a power train recall." It's a cosmic coincidence of astronomical proportions!
In the wake of these revelations, our research has become a launchpad for further inquiry into the interstellar intricacies of automotive malfunctions and celestial phenomena. As we continue to explore these unearthly enigmas, it's important to remember the value of a little humor in the face of cosmic mysteries. After all, laughter might just be the best anti-gravity device we've got!

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has taken us on a celestial joyride through the unexplored cosmos of statistical anomalies and automotive peculiarities, uncovering an otherworldly correlation between UFO sightings in Alaska and automotive recalls for power train issues. The statistical evidence we've amassed suggests a cosmic conundrum that may have our earthly vehicles dancing to an intergalactic tune. One might even say that these power train malfunctions are literally "otherworldly."

With our findings revealing a cosmic correlation coefficient of 0.7713255 and a p-value smaller than the chances of finding Bigfoot riding a unicorn (p < 0.01), it seems that the extraterrestrial forces at play are more than just a statistical blip on the radar. Perhaps it's time to consider including "extraterrestrial intervention" as a potential factor in automotive recalls. After all, it's not every day that statistical analysis leads us to ponder the impact of cosmic forces on terrestrial technologies.

But let's not forget to keep our feet firmly grounded in scientific skepticism. As we wrap up this exploration of the far reaches of statistical analysis, we must acknowledge that correlation does not necessarily imply extraterrestrial causation! One could say that jumping to cosmic conclusions without proper evidence is like trying to find patterns in the stars without a telescope – a bit of a shot in the dark.

Therefore, with our feet on the ground but our heads still in the stars, we can confidently assert that no more research is needed in this area. The celestial and terrestrial tango of UFO sightings and automotive recalls has been thoroughly explored, analyzed, and perhaps even chuckled at. It's time to close the book on this chapter, at least until we receive a transmission from a UFO requesting a repair manual for their own "power train predicament."

And with that, we bid adieu to this cosmic journey, leaving the universe's mysteries to unravel at their own pace. After all, as researchers, we must always remember that sometimes, the best answers are found in the questions themselves. Or in the punchline of a cosmic joke!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The UFO-Borne Power Train Predicament: A Close Encounter of the Wheels Kind. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Extraterrestrial Engineering and Interstellar Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The UFO-Borne Power Train Predicament: A Close Encounter of the Wheels Kind. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Interstellar Transportation Research Institute


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The UFO-Borne Power Train Predicament: A Close Encounter of the Wheels Kind with an abstract of In this study, we investigate the mysterious link between UFO sightings in Alaska and automotive recalls for issues with the power train. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the US Department of Transportation, we analyzed sightings and recall announcements from 1975 to 2021. Our findings revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.7713255 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong statistical relationship between the two phenomena.
The implications of our research are truly out of this world! As we delve into the realms of extraterrestrial interference in terrestrial technologies, we couldn't help but ponder: What do you call a spaceship that only flies on Mondays? A UFO-lot!
Our study sheds light on the unexplored intersection of celestial phenomena and automotive malfunctions, suggesting a potential cosmic influence on the reliability of power train systems. As we navigate the enigmatic connection between UFO sightings and automotive recalls, we embark on a journey of discovery that is both astronomical and automotive in nature. After all, why did the UFO refuse to sign the lease agreement? It was in a no-fly zone!
In conclusion, our findings lend credence to the otherworldly forces at play in the realm of vehicular propulsion, reminding us that the universe might have a role to play in automotive recalls after all. This work marks a significant step forward in understanding the cosmic conundrum of UFOs and power train problems, prompting us to ask the age-old question: Is it really a transmission issue, or is the truth out there?

ChatGPT:

UFO sightings, automotive recalls, power train issues, National UFO Reporting Center, US Department of Transportation, statistical relationship, celestial phenomena, extraterrestrial interference, cosmic influence, celestial forces, vehicular propulsion, transmission issues

*There is a bunch of Python happening behind the scenes to turn this prompt sequence into a PDF.



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Data details

UFO sightings in Alaska
Detailed data title: UFO sightings reported in Alaska
Source: National UFO Reporting Center
See what else correlates with UFO sightings in Alaska

Automotive recalls for issues with the Power Train
Source: US DOT
See what else correlates with Automotive recalls for issues with the Power Train

Correlation r = 0.7713255 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.5949431 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 59.5% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Automotive recalls for issues with the Power Train) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., UFO sightings in Alaska) over the 47 years from 1975 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 2.2E-10. 0.0000000002232069790149940600
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.77 in 2.2E-8% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 4,480,146,653 random variables You don't actually need 4 billion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 46 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 46 because we have two variables measured over a period of 47 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.62, 0.87 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
19751976197719781979198019811982198319841985198619871988198919901991199219931994199519961997199819992000200120022003200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
UFO sightings in Alaska (UFO sightings)141301011223322300126351417111510141021137131613184350413439212319244
Automotive recalls for issues with the Power Train (Recalls)121071515108136836912762671410101114272328212423233026223520424821415561614750455536




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.

    (This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
    They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([1,4,1,3,0,1,0,1,1,2,2,3,3,2,2,3,0,0,1,2,6,3,5,14,17,11,15,10,14,10,21,13,7,13,16,13,18,43,50,41,34,39,21,23,19,24,4,])
array_2 = np.array([12,10,7,15,15,10,8,13,6,8,3,6,9,12,7,6,26,7,14,10,10,11,14,27,23,28,21,24,23,23,30,26,22,35,20,42,48,21,41,55,61,61,47,50,45,55,36,])
array_1_name = "UFO sightings in Alaska"
array_2_name = "Automotive recalls for issues with the Power Train"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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