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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Annual US household spending on clothing and the second variable is Wins for the New York Mets.  The chart goes from 2000 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As household spending on clothing increased, more people were able to afford Mets merchandise, boosting the team's revenue and allowing them to invest in better players and training facilities. This ultimately led to more wins for the New York Mets, proving that when it comes to success, the Mets really can "clothes" the deal.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image in the style of a Polaroid photo. Depict a scene where a graph is prominently displayed on a wall, showing the increase in Annual US household spending on clothing in a visually appealing way. In the background, showcase the New York Mets players in their newly designed uniforms, highlighting their speed and agility as they celebrate victory game after game on the baseball field. Emphasize the enhanced aerodynamic efficiency of their uniforms visibly assisting them in achieving success. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Annual US household spending on clothing and Wins for the New York Mets. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: 3D Pixar Style Steampunk A scene from Skyrim Psychedelic a Polaroid photo
ChatGPT: a Polaroid photo

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Annual US household spending on clothing and Wins for the New York Mets, in the following situation: Changes in Annual US household spending on clothing caused Wins for the New York Mets by increasing the aerodynamic efficiency of the team's uniforms, allowing them to move with unprecedented speed and agility on the field.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In the scene, we see a graph on the wall showing the increase in Annual US household spending on clothing. In the background, the New York Mets players are seen in their newly designed uniforms, showcasing their speed and agility, winning game after game on the baseball field. The improved aerodynamic efficiency of their uniforms is visibly assisting them in achieving victory.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ a Polaroid photo ] and depicting this scene: In the scene, we see a graph on the wall showing the increase in Annual US household spending on clothing. In the background, the New York Mets players are seen in their newly designed uniforms, showcasing their speed and agility, winning game after game on the baseball field. The improved aerodynamic efficiency of their uniforms is visibly assisting them in achieving victory. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image in the style of a Polaroid photo. Depict a scene where a graph is prominently displayed on a wall, showing the increase in Annual US household spending on clothing in a visually appealing way. In the background, showcase the New York Mets players in their newly designed uniforms, highlighting their speed and agility as they celebrate victory game after game on the baseball field. Emphasize the enhanced aerodynamic efficiency of their uniforms visibly assisting them in achieving success.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how increases in Annual US household spending on clothing positively influenced Wins for the New York Mets. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
A Stitch in Time Saves Nine: Unraveling the Interwoven Relationship Between Annual US Household Spending on Clothing and Wins for the New York Mets

The Journal of Eccentric Interdisciplinary Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Annual US household spending on clothing and Wins for the New York Mets. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title seem clever.

Your research team used data from Bureau of Labor Statistics and Baseball-Reference.com to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8430259 and p < 0.01 for 2000 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
A Stitch in Time Saves Nine: Unraveling the Interwoven Relationship Between Annual US Household Spending on Clothing and Wins for the New York Mets

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper examines the unexpected yet strangely compelling connection between the annual expenditure of US households on clothing and the performance of the New York Mets in Major League Baseball. Leveraging a comprehensive dataset from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Baseball-Reference.com, we embarked on the task of exploring whether sartorial indulgence and on-field success share a hidden thread. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8430259 and p < 0.01 for the years 2000 to 2022, suggesting a surprisingly strong positive relationship between the two seemingly unrelated variables. Our analysis sheds light on the curious notion that perhaps a well-dressed fanbase exerts a positive sartorial influence on the Mets, as evidenced by their victories on the diamond. This study not only contributes to the burgeoning field of sports and consumer behavior, but also underscores the importance of carefully considering the fabric of intangible factors in the world of statistics.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Annual US household spending on clothing and Wins for the New York Mets. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
A Stitch in Time Saves Nine: Unraveling the Interwoven Relationship Between Annual US Household Spending on Clothing and Wins for the New York Mets

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper examines the unexpected yet strangely compelling connection between the annual expenditure of US households on clothing and the performance of the New York Mets in Major League Baseball. Leveraging a comprehensive dataset from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Baseball-Reference.com, we embarked on the task of exploring whether sartorial indulgence and on-field success share a hidden thread. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8430259 and p < 0.01 for the years 2000 to 2022, suggesting a surprisingly strong positive relationship between the two seemingly unrelated variables. Our analysis sheds light on the curious notion that perhaps a well-dressed fanbase exerts a positive sartorial influence on the Mets, as evidenced by their victories on the diamond. This study not only contributes to the burgeoning field of sports and consumer behavior, but also underscores the importance of carefully considering the fabric of intangible factors in the world of statistics.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

In the realm of statistical inquiry, one often encounters curious anomalies and unexpected associations that raise eyebrows and prompt further investigation. While the New York Mets have long been scrutinized for their performance on the baseball diamond, an entirely distinctive area of inquiry has emerged - the intertwined relationship between Annual US household spending on clothing and the success of this beloved baseball team. As unlikely as it may seem, this peculiar partnership has captured the attention of statisticians and sports enthusiasts alike, prompting a comprehensive examination into the threads that tie together consumer behavior and athletic triumph.

The underlying hypothesis posits that the purchasing habits of the American populace, particularly in the arena of fashion, may cast a subtle yet discernible influence on the performance of the New York Mets on the field. As the Mets navigated through seasons of both victory and defeat, the unassuming Bureau of Labor Statistics diligently collected data on the annual expenditure of US households on clothing, presenting a tantalizing opportunity to unravel the potential connection between sartorial indulgence and athletic success. Thus, armed with robust datasets and an insatiable curiosity, our investigation set out to weave together these seemingly disparate variables, guided by the unwavering principles of scientific inquiry and statistical rigor.

This study represents a departure from conventional analyses in both the realms of consumer behavior and sports performance, as it ventures into uncharted territory where the allure of statistical serendipity beckons. By delving into this unexplored domain, we endeavor to not only elucidate the nuances of consumer spending and its impact on athletic outcomes, but also to underscore the whimsical nature of statistical relationships, often lurking beneath the surface like a pinstripe pattern on a bespoke suit. As we embark on this journey of discovery, we remain ever mindful of the intricate interplay of variables and the potential for unexpected twists and turns, akin to the unpredictability of a knuckleball in the world of statistical analysis.

By shedding light on the enigmatic connection between the frivolity of fashion and the fervor of athletic competition, this research seeks to unveil the underlying fabric of causality that may bind these seemingly unrelated domains. With each stitch meticulously placed and every data point meticulously examined, we endeavor to unravel the complex tapestry of factors that shape both consumer choices and sporting outcomes. In doing so, we aspire not only to contribute to the body of knowledge in the fields of consumer behavior and sports analytics, but also to impart a touch of whimsy and wonder to the often stern visage of academic research. After all, in the realm of statistics, as in fashion and baseball, it never hurts to keep a keen eye out for the unexpected and the delightfully droll.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Annual US household spending on clothing and Wins for the New York Mets. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some cartoons and childrens' shows that you watched that are related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
A Stitch in Time Saves Nine: Unraveling the Interwoven Relationship Between Annual US Household Spending on Clothing and Wins for the New York Mets

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper examines the unexpected yet strangely compelling connection between the annual expenditure of US households on clothing and the performance of the New York Mets in Major League Baseball. Leveraging a comprehensive dataset from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Baseball-Reference.com, we embarked on the task of exploring whether sartorial indulgence and on-field success share a hidden thread. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8430259 and p < 0.01 for the years 2000 to 2022, suggesting a surprisingly strong positive relationship between the two seemingly unrelated variables. Our analysis sheds light on the curious notion that perhaps a well-dressed fanbase exerts a positive sartorial influence on the Mets, as evidenced by their victories on the diamond. This study not only contributes to the burgeoning field of sports and consumer behavior, but also underscores the importance of carefully considering the fabric of intangible factors in the world of statistics.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the realm of statistical inquiry, one often encounters curious anomalies and unexpected associations that raise eyebrows and prompt further investigation. While the New York Mets have long been scrutinized for their performance on the baseball diamond, an entirely distinctive area of inquiry has emerged - the intertwined relationship between Annual US household spending on clothing and the success of this beloved baseball team. As unlikely as it may seem, this peculiar partnership has captured the attention of statisticians and sports enthusiasts alike, prompting a comprehensive examination into the threads that tie together consumer behavior and athletic triumph.
The underlying hypothesis posits that the purchasing habits of the American populace, particularly in the arena of fashion, may cast a subtle yet discernible influence on the performance of the New York Mets on the field. As the Mets navigated through seasons of both victory and defeat, the unassuming Bureau of Labor Statistics diligently collected data on the annual expenditure of US households on clothing, presenting a tantalizing opportunity to unravel the potential connection between sartorial indulgence and athletic success. Thus, armed with robust datasets and an insatiable curiosity, our investigation set out to weave together these seemingly disparate variables, guided by the unwavering principles of scientific inquiry and statistical rigor.
This study represents a departure from conventional analyses in both the realms of consumer behavior and sports performance, as it ventures into uncharted territory where the allure of statistical serendipity beckons. By delving into this unexplored domain, we endeavor to not only elucidate the nuances of consumer spending and its impact on athletic outcomes, but also to underscore the whimsical nature of statistical relationships, often lurking beneath the surface like a pinstripe pattern on a bespoke suit. As we embark on this journey of discovery, we remain ever mindful of the intricate interplay of variables and the potential for unexpected twists and turns, akin to the unpredictability of a knuckleball in the world of statistical analysis.
By shedding light on the enigmatic connection between the frivolity of fashion and the fervor of athletic competition, this research seeks to unveil the underlying fabric of causality that may bind these seemingly unrelated domains. With each stitch meticulously placed and every data point meticulously examined, we endeavor to unravel the complex tapestry of factors that shape both consumer choices and sporting outcomes. In doing so, we aspire not only to contribute to the body of knowledge in the fields of consumer behavior and sports analytics, but also to impart a touch of whimsy and wonder to the often stern visage of academic research. After all, in the realm of statistics, as in fashion and baseball, it never hurts to keep a keen eye out for the unexpected and the delightfully droll.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In examining the relationship between Annual US household spending on clothing and the performance of the New York Mets, the authors find a surprising dearth of empirical studies delving into this peculiar interplay. Nevertheless, a number of seminal works shed light on related fields, offering tangential insights into the whimsical nature of statistical relationships.

Smith et al. (2015) investigated the impact of consumer spending on sporting events, uncovering intriguing patterns in fan behavior and its influence on team dynamics. Similarly, Doe (2018) conducted a comprehensive analysis of consumer sentiment and its potential ramifications on the performance of professional sports teams, offering a tantalizing glimpse into the intricate web of influences that shape athletic outcomes. Furthermore, Jones (2020) delved into the curious realm of unconventional predictors of sporting success, unveiling the often-mischievous nature of statistical relationships that lurk beneath the surface.

Turning to the realm of consumer behavior, "The Economics of Apparel," by Johnson and Smith, presents a comprehensive overview of the factors driving household spending on clothing, offering a nuanced understanding of the sartorial inclinations of the populace. In a similar vein, "Fashionomics: The Economics of Apparel Markets," authored by Brown, delves into the multifaceted nature of fashion as a market force, shedding light on the intricate ties between consumer choices and economic variables.

In a departure from the traditional purview of academic literature, a series of fictional works offer a whimsical exploration of the intersection between fashion and sports. "Moneyball," by Michael Lewis, though rooted in the realm of baseball analytics, weaves a captivating narrative that alludes to the hidden influences that shape athletic success. Similarly, "The Devil Wears Prada," by Lauren Weisberger, offers a lighthearted yet incisive commentary on the world of fashion and its potential impact on interpersonal dynamics, hinting at the playful subtleties that may pervade the relationship between consumer indulgence and sporting achievements.

Further afield, an assortment of animated series and children's shows, with their fanciful narratives and offbeat charm, offer unexpected parallels to the matter at hand. "Phineas and Ferb," with its blend of invention and imagination, speaks to the surprising twists and turns that underlie seemingly incongruent relationships, much like the unexpected connectivity between clothing expenditure and baseball victories. Meanwhile, "Scooby-Doo," with its penchant for solving quirky mysteries, serves as a whimsical reminder of the enigmatic nature of statistical relationships, often lurking beneath the surface like a cryptic riddle waiting to be unraveled.

In sum, while the literature on the specific connection between Annual US household spending on clothing and Wins for the New York Mets may be sparse, a diverse array of sources offers intriguing parallels and tangential insights, inviting the researchers to embark on a captivating journey of discovery and statistical amusement.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Annual US household spending on clothing and Wins for the New York Mets. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Labor Statistics and Baseball-Reference.com . You used data from 2000 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
A Stitch in Time Saves Nine: Unraveling the Interwoven Relationship Between Annual US Household Spending on Clothing and Wins for the New York Mets

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper examines the unexpected yet strangely compelling connection between the annual expenditure of US households on clothing and the performance of the New York Mets in Major League Baseball. Leveraging a comprehensive dataset from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Baseball-Reference.com, we embarked on the task of exploring whether sartorial indulgence and on-field success share a hidden thread. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8430259 and p < 0.01 for the years 2000 to 2022, suggesting a surprisingly strong positive relationship between the two seemingly unrelated variables. Our analysis sheds light on the curious notion that perhaps a well-dressed fanbase exerts a positive sartorial influence on the Mets, as evidenced by their victories on the diamond. This study not only contributes to the burgeoning field of sports and consumer behavior, but also underscores the importance of carefully considering the fabric of intangible factors in the world of statistics.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the realm of statistical inquiry, one often encounters curious anomalies and unexpected associations that raise eyebrows and prompt further investigation. While the New York Mets have long been scrutinized for their performance on the baseball diamond, an entirely distinctive area of inquiry has emerged - the intertwined relationship between Annual US household spending on clothing and the success of this beloved baseball team. As unlikely as it may seem, this peculiar partnership has captured the attention of statisticians and sports enthusiasts alike, prompting a comprehensive examination into the threads that tie together consumer behavior and athletic triumph.
The underlying hypothesis posits that the purchasing habits of the American populace, particularly in the arena of fashion, may cast a subtle yet discernible influence on the performance of the New York Mets on the field. As the Mets navigated through seasons of both victory and defeat, the unassuming Bureau of Labor Statistics diligently collected data on the annual expenditure of US households on clothing, presenting a tantalizing opportunity to unravel the potential connection between sartorial indulgence and athletic success. Thus, armed with robust datasets and an insatiable curiosity, our investigation set out to weave together these seemingly disparate variables, guided by the unwavering principles of scientific inquiry and statistical rigor.
This study represents a departure from conventional analyses in both the realms of consumer behavior and sports performance, as it ventures into uncharted territory where the allure of statistical serendipity beckons. By delving into this unexplored domain, we endeavor to not only elucidate the nuances of consumer spending and its impact on athletic outcomes, but also to underscore the whimsical nature of statistical relationships, often lurking beneath the surface like a pinstripe pattern on a bespoke suit. As we embark on this journey of discovery, we remain ever mindful of the intricate interplay of variables and the potential for unexpected twists and turns, akin to the unpredictability of a knuckleball in the world of statistical analysis.
By shedding light on the enigmatic connection between the frivolity of fashion and the fervor of athletic competition, this research seeks to unveil the underlying fabric of causality that may bind these seemingly unrelated domains. With each stitch meticulously placed and every data point meticulously examined, we endeavor to unravel the complex tapestry of factors that shape both consumer choices and sporting outcomes. In doing so, we aspire not only to contribute to the body of knowledge in the fields of consumer behavior and sports analytics, but also to impart a touch of whimsy and wonder to the often stern visage of academic research. After all, in the realm of statistics, as in fashion and baseball, it never hurts to keep a keen eye out for the unexpected and the delightfully droll.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To untangle the enigmatic relationship between Annual US household spending on clothing and Wins for the New York Mets, a multidimensional approach was employed, blending elements of consumer behavior analysis, sports statistics, and a dash of playful curiosity. The research design drew upon a rich tapestry of data, predominantly sourced from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Baseball-Reference.com, spanning the years 2000 to 2022.

The first step in this sartorial odyssey involved meticulously compiling and harmonizing datasets on annual household expenditure on clothing from the Bureau of Labor Statistics. This involved wading through an array of figures, piecing together the intricate patterns of consumer spending with the diligence of a skillful tailor. Concurrently, data pertaining to the performance of the New York Mets in Major League Baseball was gleaned from Baseball-Reference.com, navigating through batting averages, runs scored, and fielding statistics with the dexterity of a seasoned outfielder.

Once the datasets were carefully tailored to size, the statistical analyses commenced with a flourish reminiscent of a perfectly executed double-play. A robust correlation analysis was conducted to discern the extent of the relationship between annual household spending on clothing and the number of wins accrued by the New York Mets. The Pearson correlation coefficient, acting as the measuring tape of this statistical runway, provided insight into the strength and direction of the connection between these seemingly disparate variables.

Moreover, a series of regression models was meticulously tailored to, in a manner of speaking, drape the fabric of statistical inquiry over our variables of interest. This involved exploring multiple regression, time series analysis, and perhaps even a touch of unconventional "moneyball" methodology, as we sought to illuminate the potential causal pathways and underlying dynamics at play in this peculiar pairing of fashion and athletic achievement.

Let it be known, however, that no stone was left unturned in this analytical pursuit. Robust robustness checks and sensitivity analyses were deftly woven into the fabric of this study, ensuring that the findings stood resilient against the winds of statistical skepticism and the capricious nature of empirical data.

While the statistical analyses provided the framework for our investigation, it is crucial to acknowledge the limitations and assumptions that underpin our approach. As with any empirical inquiry, the specter of endogeneity and omitted variables loomed in the background, reminding us that even the most sophisticated statistical ensemble may not capture the full spectrum of causality at play.

In closing, this methodology sought to employ a blend of meticulous statistical analysis and a dash of whimsical curiosity, all the while ensuring that the robustness and rigor of scientific inquiry remained firmly interwoven into the fabric of this study. As we thread our way through this analytical labyrinth, we remain cognizant of the unexpected, cunningly concealed within the folds of empirical data, much like a well-tailored surprise awaiting discovery.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Annual US household spending on clothing and Wins for the New York Mets. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Labor Statistics and Baseball-Reference.com .

For the time period 2000 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.8430259, r-squared of 0.7106927, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
A Stitch in Time Saves Nine: Unraveling the Interwoven Relationship Between Annual US Household Spending on Clothing and Wins for the New York Mets

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper examines the unexpected yet strangely compelling connection between the annual expenditure of US households on clothing and the performance of the New York Mets in Major League Baseball. Leveraging a comprehensive dataset from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Baseball-Reference.com, we embarked on the task of exploring whether sartorial indulgence and on-field success share a hidden thread. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8430259 and p < 0.01 for the years 2000 to 2022, suggesting a surprisingly strong positive relationship between the two seemingly unrelated variables. Our analysis sheds light on the curious notion that perhaps a well-dressed fanbase exerts a positive sartorial influence on the Mets, as evidenced by their victories on the diamond. This study not only contributes to the burgeoning field of sports and consumer behavior, but also underscores the importance of carefully considering the fabric of intangible factors in the world of statistics.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
In the realm of statistical inquiry, one often encounters curious anomalies and unexpected associations that raise eyebrows and prompt further investigation. While the New York Mets have long been scrutinized for their performance on the baseball diamond, an entirely distinctive area of inquiry has emerged - the intertwined relationship between Annual US household spending on clothing and the success of this beloved baseball team. As unlikely as it may seem, this peculiar partnership has captured the attention of statisticians and sports enthusiasts alike, prompting a comprehensive examination into the threads that tie together consumer behavior and athletic triumph.
The underlying hypothesis posits that the purchasing habits of the American populace, particularly in the arena of fashion, may cast a subtle yet discernible influence on the performance of the New York Mets on the field. As the Mets navigated through seasons of both victory and defeat, the unassuming Bureau of Labor Statistics diligently collected data on the annual expenditure of US households on clothing, presenting a tantalizing opportunity to unravel the potential connection between sartorial indulgence and athletic success. Thus, armed with robust datasets and an insatiable curiosity, our investigation set out to weave together these seemingly disparate variables, guided by the unwavering principles of scientific inquiry and statistical rigor.
This study represents a departure from conventional analyses in both the realms of consumer behavior and sports performance, as it ventures into uncharted territory where the allure of statistical serendipity beckons. By delving into this unexplored domain, we endeavor to not only elucidate the nuances of consumer spending and its impact on athletic outcomes, but also to underscore the whimsical nature of statistical relationships, often lurking beneath the surface like a pinstripe pattern on a bespoke suit. As we embark on this journey of discovery, we remain ever mindful of the intricate interplay of variables and the potential for unexpected twists and turns, akin to the unpredictability of a knuckleball in the world of statistical analysis.
By shedding light on the enigmatic connection between the frivolity of fashion and the fervor of athletic competition, this research seeks to unveil the underlying fabric of causality that may bind these seemingly unrelated domains. With each stitch meticulously placed and every data point meticulously examined, we endeavor to unravel the complex tapestry of factors that shape both consumer choices and sporting outcomes. In doing so, we aspire not only to contribute to the body of knowledge in the fields of consumer behavior and sports analytics, but also to impart a touch of whimsy and wonder to the often stern visage of academic research. After all, in the realm of statistics, as in fashion and baseball, it never hurts to keep a keen eye out for the unexpected and the delightfully droll.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the years 2000 to 2022 yielded a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8430259, indicating a remarkably robust positive relationship between Annual US household spending on clothing and Wins for the New York Mets. This finding suggests a strong connection between the sartorial indulgence of the American populace and the on-field performance of the Mets, a correlation that may leave statisticians and baseball enthusiasts alike in stitches. The coefficient of determination, with an r-squared value of 0.7106927, further underscores the substantial influence of clothing expenditures on the Mets' victories, cementing this association as more than just a threadbare theory. Moreover, with a p-value less than 0.01, the evidence points to a statistically significant relationship, compelling us to sew together the disparate realms of consumer behavior and sports outcomes with due diligence and statistical flair.

The robustness of these statistical metrics is visually encapsulated in Fig. 1, a scatterplot that vividly illustrates the strong positive correlation between Annual US household spending on clothing and Wins for the New York Mets. The data points elegantly weave together as if following the pattern of a well-tailored suit, affirming the extent to which clothing expenditures and on-field triumphs intertwine in a manner that defies conventional expectations. This visual representation serves as a fitting tapestry of the empirical evidence, showcasing the tangible bond between consumer choices and sporting achievements, much like the intricate lattice of a finely crafted piece of sportswear.

In summary, the results of this analysis illuminate an unexpected yet compelling relationship between consumer spending on clothing and the performance of the New York Mets, emphasizing the intricate interplay of seemingly unrelated domains. This study not only stitches together the fabric of statistical serendipity but also underscores the profound depths of the statistical nuances that underlie the whimsical connections awaiting discovery in the realm of scientific inquiry.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Annual US household spending on clothing and Wins for the New York Mets. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
A Stitch in Time Saves Nine: Unraveling the Interwoven Relationship Between Annual US Household Spending on Clothing and Wins for the New York Mets

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper examines the unexpected yet strangely compelling connection between the annual expenditure of US households on clothing and the performance of the New York Mets in Major League Baseball. Leveraging a comprehensive dataset from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Baseball-Reference.com, we embarked on the task of exploring whether sartorial indulgence and on-field success share a hidden thread. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8430259 and p < 0.01 for the years 2000 to 2022, suggesting a surprisingly strong positive relationship between the two seemingly unrelated variables. Our analysis sheds light on the curious notion that perhaps a well-dressed fanbase exerts a positive sartorial influence on the Mets, as evidenced by their victories on the diamond. This study not only contributes to the burgeoning field of sports and consumer behavior, but also underscores the importance of carefully considering the fabric of intangible factors in the world of statistics.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In examining the relationship between Annual US household spending on clothing and the performance of the New York Mets, the authors find a surprising dearth of empirical studies delving into this peculiar interplay. Nevertheless, a number of seminal works shed light on related fields, offering tangential insights into the whimsical nature of statistical relationships.
Smith et al. (2015) investigated the impact of consumer spending on sporting events, uncovering intriguing patterns in fan behavior and its influence on team dynamics. Similarly, Doe (2018) conducted a comprehensive analysis of consumer sentiment and its potential ramifications on the performance of professional sports teams, offering a tantalizing glimpse into the intricate web of influences that shape athletic outcomes. Furthermore, Jones (2020) delved into the curious realm of unconventional predictors of sporting success, unveiling the often-mischievous nature of statistical relationships that lurk beneath the surface.
Turning to the realm of consumer behavior, "The Economics of Apparel," by Johnson and Smith, presents a comprehensive overview of the factors driving household spending on clothing, offering a nuanced understanding of the sartorial inclinations of the populace. In a similar vein, "Fashionomics: The Economics of Apparel Markets," authored by Brown, delves into the multifaceted nature of fashion as a market force, shedding light on the intricate ties between consumer choices and economic variables.
In a departure from the traditional purview of academic literature, a series of fictional works offer a whimsical exploration of the intersection between fashion and sports. "Moneyball," by Michael Lewis, though rooted in the realm of baseball analytics, weaves a captivating narrative that alludes to the hidden influences that shape athletic success. Similarly, "The Devil Wears Prada," by Lauren Weisberger, offers a lighthearted yet incisive commentary on the world of fashion and its potential impact on interpersonal dynamics, hinting at the playful subtleties that may pervade the relationship between consumer indulgence and sporting achievements.
Further afield, an assortment of animated series and children's shows, with their fanciful narratives and offbeat charm, offer unexpected parallels to the matter at hand. "Phineas and Ferb," with its blend of invention and imagination, speaks to the surprising twists and turns that underlie seemingly incongruent relationships, much like the unexpected connectivity between clothing expenditure and baseball victories. Meanwhile, "Scooby-Doo," with its penchant for solving quirky mysteries, serves as a whimsical reminder of the enigmatic nature of statistical relationships, often lurking beneath the surface like a cryptic riddle waiting to be unraveled.
In sum, while the literature on the specific connection between Annual US household spending on clothing and Wins for the New York Mets may be sparse, a diverse array of sources offers intriguing parallels and tangential insights, inviting the researchers to embark on a captivating journey of discovery and statistical amusement.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the years 2000 to 2022 yielded a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8430259, indicating a remarkably robust positive relationship between Annual US household spending on clothing and Wins for the New York Mets. This finding suggests a strong connection between the sartorial indulgence of the American populace and the on-field performance of the Mets, a correlation that may leave statisticians and baseball enthusiasts alike in stitches. The coefficient of determination, with an r-squared value of 0.7106927, further underscores the substantial influence of clothing expenditures on the Mets' victories, cementing this association as more than just a threadbare theory. Moreover, with a p-value less than 0.01, the evidence points to a statistically significant relationship, compelling us to sew together the disparate realms of consumer behavior and sports outcomes with due diligence and statistical flair.
The robustness of these statistical metrics is visually encapsulated in Fig. 1, a scatterplot that vividly illustrates the strong positive correlation between Annual US household spending on clothing and Wins for the New York Mets. The data points elegantly weave together as if following the pattern of a well-tailored suit, affirming the extent to which clothing expenditures and on-field triumphs intertwine in a manner that defies conventional expectations. This visual representation serves as a fitting tapestry of the empirical evidence, showcasing the tangible bond between consumer choices and sporting achievements, much like the intricate lattice of a finely crafted piece of sportswear.
In summary, the results of this analysis illuminate an unexpected yet compelling relationship between consumer spending on clothing and the performance of the New York Mets, emphasizing the intricate interplay of seemingly unrelated domains. This study not only stitches together the fabric of statistical serendipity but also underscores the profound depths of the statistical nuances that underlie the whimsical connections awaiting discovery in the realm of scientific inquiry.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

The findings of this study shed light on the intriguing relationship between Annual US household spending on clothing and Wins for the New York Mets, offering a novel perspective on the intersection of consumer behavior and sports outcomes. Our results not only provide empirical support for the often-overlooked influence of sartorial indulgence on athletic success, but also weave a compelling narrative that alludes to the multifaceted nature of statistical relationships, not unlike the intricate braiding of a fashionable garment.

The robust correlation coefficient of 0.8430259, complemented by an r-squared value of 0.7106927, underscores the substantial impact of clothing expenditures on the Mets' victories, suggesting a remarkably strong and veritable bond between these seemingly disparate variables. As startling as it may seem, our statistical analysis weaves together a persuasive argument that consumer spending on clothing may act as a fabric of support for the performance of the New York Mets, lending credence to the notion that a well-dressed fanbase may indeed exert a palpable influence on the team's on-field triumphs.

Our results resonate with prior research that has delved into the whimsical nature of statistical relationships. Smith et al. (2015) and Doe (2018) provide a lens through which to interpret our findings, offering glimpses into the intriguing patterns and influences that underpin the realm of consumer behavior and its interplay with sports dynamics. Much like the playful subtleties that pervade the relationship between consumer indulgence and sporting achievements, our study uncovers the often-mischievous nature of statistical relationships, challenging conventional wisdom and stitching together the incongruent realms of fashion and athletic success.

Moreover, our results prompt a reinterpretation of the whimsical parallels and tangential insights offered in the literature review. The fictional works and animated series, though seemingly disparate from the rigors of empirical research, provide a whimsical yet illuminating context for the unexpected connection between clothing expenditure and baseball victories. The unexpected twists and turns of these sources serve as a playful reminder of the enigmatic nature of statistical relationships, imbuing our findings with a hint of the cryptic riddle waiting to be unraveled, much like the whimsical plot of a children's show.

In conclusion, our study not only contributes to the empirical understanding of the intertwined relationship between sartorial indulgence and sporting triumphs but also serves as a testament to the unyielding whimsy and delight that pervade the realm of scientific inquiry. The fabric of statistical serendipity has been meticulously stitched together, revealing a pattern that defies conventional expectations and inviting researchers to embrace the unexpected, whether in the form of statistical anomalies or the playful parallels drawn from unexpected literary and entertainment sources.


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Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Annual US household spending on clothing and Wins for the New York Mets. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
A Stitch in Time Saves Nine: Unraveling the Interwoven Relationship Between Annual US Household Spending on Clothing and Wins for the New York Mets

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper examines the unexpected yet strangely compelling connection between the annual expenditure of US households on clothing and the performance of the New York Mets in Major League Baseball. Leveraging a comprehensive dataset from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Baseball-Reference.com, we embarked on the task of exploring whether sartorial indulgence and on-field success share a hidden thread. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8430259 and p < 0.01 for the years 2000 to 2022, suggesting a surprisingly strong positive relationship between the two seemingly unrelated variables. Our analysis sheds light on the curious notion that perhaps a well-dressed fanbase exerts a positive sartorial influence on the Mets, as evidenced by their victories on the diamond. This study not only contributes to the burgeoning field of sports and consumer behavior, but also underscores the importance of carefully considering the fabric of intangible factors in the world of statistics.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
In the realm of statistical inquiry, one often encounters curious anomalies and unexpected associations that raise eyebrows and prompt further investigation. While the New York Mets have long been scrutinized for their performance on the baseball diamond, an entirely distinctive area of inquiry has emerged - the intertwined relationship between Annual US household spending on clothing and the success of this beloved baseball team. As unlikely as it may seem, this peculiar partnership has captured the attention of statisticians and sports enthusiasts alike, prompting a comprehensive examination into the threads that tie together consumer behavior and athletic triumph.
The underlying hypothesis posits that the purchasing habits of the American populace, particularly in the arena of fashion, may cast a subtle yet discernible influence on the performance of the New York Mets on the field. As the Mets navigated through seasons of both victory and defeat, the unassuming Bureau of Labor Statistics diligently collected data on the annual expenditure of US households on clothing, presenting a tantalizing opportunity to unravel the potential connection between sartorial indulgence and athletic success. Thus, armed with robust datasets and an insatiable curiosity, our investigation set out to weave together these seemingly disparate variables, guided by the unwavering principles of scientific inquiry and statistical rigor.
This study represents a departure from conventional analyses in both the realms of consumer behavior and sports performance, as it ventures into uncharted territory where the allure of statistical serendipity beckons. By delving into this unexplored domain, we endeavor to not only elucidate the nuances of consumer spending and its impact on athletic outcomes, but also to underscore the whimsical nature of statistical relationships, often lurking beneath the surface like a pinstripe pattern on a bespoke suit. As we embark on this journey of discovery, we remain ever mindful of the intricate interplay of variables and the potential for unexpected twists and turns, akin to the unpredictability of a knuckleball in the world of statistical analysis.
By shedding light on the enigmatic connection between the frivolity of fashion and the fervor of athletic competition, this research seeks to unveil the underlying fabric of causality that may bind these seemingly unrelated domains. With each stitch meticulously placed and every data point meticulously examined, we endeavor to unravel the complex tapestry of factors that shape both consumer choices and sporting outcomes. In doing so, we aspire not only to contribute to the body of knowledge in the fields of consumer behavior and sports analytics, but also to impart a touch of whimsy and wonder to the often stern visage of academic research. After all, in the realm of statistics, as in fashion and baseball, it never hurts to keep a keen eye out for the unexpected and the delightfully droll.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the years 2000 to 2022 yielded a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8430259, indicating a remarkably robust positive relationship between Annual US household spending on clothing and Wins for the New York Mets. This finding suggests a strong connection between the sartorial indulgence of the American populace and the on-field performance of the Mets, a correlation that may leave statisticians and baseball enthusiasts alike in stitches. The coefficient of determination, with an r-squared value of 0.7106927, further underscores the substantial influence of clothing expenditures on the Mets' victories, cementing this association as more than just a threadbare theory. Moreover, with a p-value less than 0.01, the evidence points to a statistically significant relationship, compelling us to sew together the disparate realms of consumer behavior and sports outcomes with due diligence and statistical flair.
The robustness of these statistical metrics is visually encapsulated in Fig. 1, a scatterplot that vividly illustrates the strong positive correlation between Annual US household spending on clothing and Wins for the New York Mets. The data points elegantly weave together as if following the pattern of a well-tailored suit, affirming the extent to which clothing expenditures and on-field triumphs intertwine in a manner that defies conventional expectations. This visual representation serves as a fitting tapestry of the empirical evidence, showcasing the tangible bond between consumer choices and sporting achievements, much like the intricate lattice of a finely crafted piece of sportswear.
In summary, the results of this analysis illuminate an unexpected yet compelling relationship between consumer spending on clothing and the performance of the New York Mets, emphasizing the intricate interplay of seemingly unrelated domains. This study not only stitches together the fabric of statistical serendipity but also underscores the profound depths of the statistical nuances that underlie the whimsical connections awaiting discovery in the realm of scientific inquiry.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has unveiled a knotty yet captivating interconnection between the consumer's penchant for sartorial elegance and the New York Mets' triumphs on the baseball diamond. The striking correlation coefficient of 0.8430259 suggests a bond as strong as the seams on a well-tailored suit, leaving no room for loose threads in our analysis. The coefficient of determination, akin to the craftsmanship of a bespoke garment, underscores the substantial influence of clothing expenditures on the Mets' victories, making this association more than just a fabric of imagination. Our findings sprinkle a touch of statistical whimsy and remind us that in the world of research, as in truly fashionable attire, unexpected connections and surprising correlations can be found where least expected.

However, while our study has provided valuable insights into this intriguing nexus of consumer behavior and athletic success, it is worth noting that correlation does not imply causation. Despite the statistically significant relationship, we must tread lightly in attributing the Mets' wins solely to the impeccable taste and generous wardrobe investments of the American populace. As charming as it may be to envision a team's victories being sewn together by the fabric of fashionable choices, further research is warranted to untangle the web of causality in this enthralling relationship.

That being said, our investigation has certainly showcased the delightfully droll and unpredictable nature of statistical relationships. Like a well-executed magic trick, the connection between Annual US household spending on clothing and Wins for the New York Mets has left us both bemused and intrigued. It appears that statistical analysis, much like fashion, is not devoid of surprises. This study underscores the need to approach research with both rigor and a sense of lighthearted curiosity. However, in this particular arena, it seems that the last stitch has been sewn, and no further investigation may be necessary.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited A Stitch in Time Saves Nine: Unraveling the Interwoven Relationship Between Annual US Household Spending on Clothing and Wins for the New York Mets. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Eccentric Interdisciplinary Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited A Stitch in Time Saves Nine: Unraveling the Interwoven Relationship Between Annual US Household Spending on Clothing and Wins for the New York Mets. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

Society for the Advancement of Quirky Research Initiatives (SAQRI)


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User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled A Stitch in Time Saves Nine: Unraveling the Interwoven Relationship Between Annual US Household Spending on Clothing and Wins for the New York Mets with an abstract of This paper examines the unexpected yet strangely compelling connection between the annual expenditure of US households on clothing and the performance of the New York Mets in Major League Baseball. Leveraging a comprehensive dataset from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Baseball-Reference.com, we embarked on the task of exploring whether sartorial indulgence and on-field success share a hidden thread. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8430259 and p < 0.01 for the years 2000 to 2022, suggesting a surprisingly strong positive relationship between the two seemingly unrelated variables. Our analysis sheds light on the curious notion that perhaps a well-dressed fanbase exerts a positive sartorial influence on the Mets, as evidenced by their victories on the diamond. This study not only contributes to the burgeoning field of sports and consumer behavior, but also underscores the importance of carefully considering the fabric of intangible factors in the world of statistics.

ChatGPT:

US household spending, clothing expenditure, New York Mets wins, correlation between clothing spending and sports success, Bureau of Labor Statistics, Baseball-Reference.com, consumer behavior and sports, sartorial influence on sports performance, fashion and sports correlation, statistical analysis of sports and spending habits

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Data details

Annual US household spending on clothing
Detailed data title: Average annual household spend on clothing
Source: Bureau of Labor Statistics
See what else correlates with Annual US household spending on clothing

Wins for the New York Mets
Detailed data title: The total number of season wins for the New York Mets
Source: Baseball-Reference.com
See what else correlates with Wins for the New York Mets

Correlation r = 0.8430259 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7106927 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 71.1% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Wins for the New York Mets) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Annual US household spending on clothing) over the 23 years from 2000 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 4.4E-7. 0.0000004432981566752083000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.84 in 4.4E-5% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 2,255,818 random variables You don't actually need 2 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 22 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 22 because we have two variables measured over a period of 23 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.66, 0.93 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20002001200220032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Annual US household spending on clothing (Household spend)18561743174916401816188618741881180117251700174017361604178618461803183318661883143417541945
Wins for the New York Mets (Game wins)94827566718397888970797774747990877077862677101




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Confounding variable: 2020 is particularly different from the other years on this graph. Confounding variables (like global pandemics) will cause two variables to look connected when in fact a "sneaky third" variable is influencing both of them behind the scenes.
  5. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([1856,1743,1749,1640,1816,1886,1874,1881,1801,1725,1700,1740,1736,1604,1786,1846,1803,1833,1866,1883,1434,1754,1945,])
array_2 = np.array([94,82,75,66,71,83,97,88,89,70,79,77,74,74,79,90,87,70,77,86,26,77,101,])
array_1_name = "Annual US household spending on clothing"
array_2_name = "Wins for the New York Mets"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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