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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is The number of tax preparers in Arizona and the second variable is Apple's annual net income.  The chart goes from 2005 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image

AI explanation

As more tax preparers set up shop in Arizona, they accidentally discovered a loophole that allowed Apple to pay even less in taxes, boosting their annual net income. It's as if these tax preparers were the real Mac-gyvers of the situation!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Create an image of a TIME magazine cover showcasing a bustling street in downtown Arizona. The street is lined with small tax preparation offices, each proudly displaying "Tax Services" signs. Inside one office, a group of clever tax preparers huddles around a computer, excitedly pointing to a screen displaying a complex financial report related to Apple's annual net income. Meanwhile, outside the window, an Apple store on the corner gleams in the sunlight, and customers leisurely browse the latest gadgets. The scene captures the unintended impact of the increasing number of tax preparers in Arizona on Apple's annual net income, as a loophole that benefits the tech giant is accidentally discovered. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: The number of tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's annual net income. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Charcoal An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie A TIME magazine cover image Cute 2D animation Surrealism
ChatGPT: A TIME magazine cover image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both The number of tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's annual net income, in the following situation: As more tax preparers set up shop in Arizona, they accidentally discovered a loophole that allowed Apple to pay even less in taxes, boosting their annual net income. It's as if these tax preparers were the real Mac-gyvers of the situation!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In downtown Arizona, a bustling street is lined with small tax preparation offices, each with a sign proudly displaying "Tax Services." Inside one of the offices, a group of clever tax preparers huddles around a computer and excitedly points to the screen, where a complex financial report related to Apple's annual net income is shown. Meanwhile, outside the window, an Apple store on the corner gleams in the sunlight, and customers leisurely browse the latest gadgets. The scene captures the unintended impact of the increasing number of tax preparers in Arizona on Apple's annual net income, as a loophole that benefits the tech giant is accidentally discovered.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A TIME magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: In downtown Arizona, a bustling street is lined with small tax preparation offices, each with a sign proudly displaying "Tax Services." Inside one of the offices, a group of clever tax preparers huddles around a computer and excitedly points to the screen, where a complex financial report related to Apple's annual net income is shown. Meanwhile, outside the window, an Apple store on the corner gleams in the sunlight, and customers leisurely browse the latest gadgets. The scene captures the unintended impact of the increasing number of tax preparers in Arizona on Apple's annual net income, as a loophole that benefits the tech giant is accidentally discovered. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Create an image of a TIME magazine cover showcasing a bustling street in downtown Arizona. The street is lined with small tax preparation offices, each proudly displaying "Tax Services" signs. Inside one office, a group of clever tax preparers huddles around a computer, excitedly pointing to a screen displaying a complex financial report related to Apple's annual net income. Meanwhile, outside the window, an Apple store on the corner gleams in the sunlight, and customers leisurely browse the latest gadgets. The scene captures the unintended impact of the increasing number of tax preparers in Arizona on Apple's annual net income, as a loophole that benefits the tech giant is accidentally discovered.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in The number of tax preparers in Arizona caused Apple's annual net income to increase. Add a funny one-liner at the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Big Apple and the Taxing Tally: An Analysis of the Relationship Between the Number of Tax Preparers in Arizona and Apple's Annual Net Income

Journal of Quirky Economic Analysis

Jan 2024
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's annual net income. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title seem clever.

Your research team used data from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Statista to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9558755 and p < 0.01 for 2005 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"The Big Apple and the Taxing Tally: An Analysis of the Relationship Between the Number of Tax Preparers in Arizona and Apple's Annual Net Income"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing connection between the number of tax preparers in Arizona and the annual net income of the tech giant, Apple. Leveraging data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Statista, our research team set out to scrutinize this seemingly outrageous relationship in the realm of economics. Our findings revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9558755 and a p-value of < 0.01 from 2005 to 2022, suggesting a remarkably strong association between these two seemingly disparate variables.

Now, for the juicy part of our findings: the surge in the number of tax preparers in Arizona exhibited a striking parallel with Apple's annual net income over the years, showing a trend that could be characterized as positively "apple-ing." It appears that as the number of tax preparers in Arizona ripened, so did Apple's net income, hinting at a fruitful symbiotic relationship that was previously overlooked.

This correlation offers a deliciously ripe opportunity for further exploration and investigation into the underlying mechanisms at play. Could it be that tax preparers in the Grand Canyon State hold the key to Apple's financial success, or is this correlation merely coincidental? Our research sets the stage for a bushel of further investigative work, and it provides a peeling for thought on the surprising interplay between tax preparation and technology behemoths.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's annual net income. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Big Apple and the Taxing Tally: An Analysis of the Relationship Between the Number of Tax Preparers in Arizona and Apple's Annual Net Income"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing connection between the number of tax preparers in Arizona and the annual net income of the tech giant, Apple. Leveraging data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Statista, our research team set out to scrutinize this seemingly outrageous relationship in the realm of economics. Our findings revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9558755 and a p-value of < 0.01 from 2005 to 2022, suggesting a remarkably strong association between these two seemingly disparate variables.

Now, for the juicy part of our findings: the surge in the number of tax preparers in Arizona exhibited a striking parallel with Apple's annual net income over the years, showing a trend that could be characterized as positively "apple-ing." It appears that as the number of tax preparers in Arizona ripened, so did Apple's net income, hinting at a fruitful symbiotic relationship that was previously overlooked.

This correlation offers a deliciously ripe opportunity for further exploration and investigation into the underlying mechanisms at play. Could it be that tax preparers in the Grand Canyon State hold the key to Apple's financial success, or is this correlation merely coincidental? Our research sets the stage for a bushel of further investigative work, and it provides a peeling for thought on the surprising interplay between tax preparation and technology behemoths.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

In the world of economics, seemingly incongruous relationships sometimes arise, prompting researchers to peel back the layers of causation and correlation to uncover unexpected connections. In this study, we turn our attention to the unlikely pairing of the number of tax preparers in Arizona and the annual net income of Apple Inc. A seemingly unrelated duo, these two variables have caught our attention, and we aim to shed light on the potential relationship between them.

As we delve into this curious correlation, it is worth considering that the number of tax preparers in Arizona may hold a certain a-"peel" for influencing the financial success of the tech giant. Could it be that the tax-savvy professionals in the Grand Canyon State are somehow affecting Apple's bottom line, or is this correlation merely a fruity coincidence?

Before diving into the pulp of our findings, it is essential to emphasize the rigorous statistical methods employed in this analysis. Our research team has taken great care to ensure the validity and reliability of our results, using robust statistical techniques to demonstrate the strength of the association between these two variables. We have endeavored to peel away any potential biases or confounding factors to leave only the core of the relationship between tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's net income.

Our exploration of this unexpected association has borne fruit, yielding a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9558755 and a p-value of < 0.01 from 2005 to 2022. Indeed, the strength of our findings is quite a-"peeling," and it has set the stage for further in-depth analysis and inquiry into this curious phenomenon.

This study not only offers a fresh perspective on the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate economic factors but also serves as a reminder that when it comes to data analysis, one must not succumb to the temptation of low-hanging fruit. Instead, a careful and methodical approach is paramount to ensure that the findings remain core to the truth.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's annual net income. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some movies that you watched that are tangentially related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Big Apple and the Taxing Tally: An Analysis of the Relationship Between the Number of Tax Preparers in Arizona and Apple's Annual Net Income"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing connection between the number of tax preparers in Arizona and the annual net income of the tech giant, Apple. Leveraging data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Statista, our research team set out to scrutinize this seemingly outrageous relationship in the realm of economics. Our findings revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9558755 and a p-value of < 0.01 from 2005 to 2022, suggesting a remarkably strong association between these two seemingly disparate variables.

Now, for the juicy part of our findings: the surge in the number of tax preparers in Arizona exhibited a striking parallel with Apple's annual net income over the years, showing a trend that could be characterized as positively "apple-ing." It appears that as the number of tax preparers in Arizona ripened, so did Apple's net income, hinting at a fruitful symbiotic relationship that was previously overlooked.

This correlation offers a deliciously ripe opportunity for further exploration and investigation into the underlying mechanisms at play. Could it be that tax preparers in the Grand Canyon State hold the key to Apple's financial success, or is this correlation merely coincidental? Our research sets the stage for a bushel of further investigative work, and it provides a peeling for thought on the surprising interplay between tax preparation and technology behemoths.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the world of economics, seemingly incongruous relationships sometimes arise, prompting researchers to peel back the layers of causation and correlation to uncover unexpected connections. In this study, we turn our attention to the unlikely pairing of the number of tax preparers in Arizona and the annual net income of Apple Inc. A seemingly unrelated duo, these two variables have caught our attention, and we aim to shed light on the potential relationship between them.
As we delve into this curious correlation, it is worth considering that the number of tax preparers in Arizona may hold a certain a-"peel" for influencing the financial success of the tech giant. Could it be that the tax-savvy professionals in the Grand Canyon State are somehow affecting Apple's bottom line, or is this correlation merely a fruity coincidence?
Before diving into the pulp of our findings, it is essential to emphasize the rigorous statistical methods employed in this analysis. Our research team has taken great care to ensure the validity and reliability of our results, using robust statistical techniques to demonstrate the strength of the association between these two variables. We have endeavored to peel away any potential biases or confounding factors to leave only the core of the relationship between tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's net income.
Our exploration of this unexpected association has borne fruit, yielding a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9558755 and a p-value of < 0.01 from 2005 to 2022. Indeed, the strength of our findings is quite a-"peeling," and it has set the stage for further in-depth analysis and inquiry into this curious phenomenon.
This study not only offers a fresh perspective on the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate economic factors but also serves as a reminder that when it comes to data analysis, one must not succumb to the temptation of low-hanging fruit. Instead, a careful and methodical approach is paramount to ensure that the findings remain core to the truth.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The fascinating relationship between the number of tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's annual net income has piqued the interest of researchers in the field of economics. In their study, Smith and Jones (2017) explored the potential influence of tax preparation services on the financial performance of major corporations. They found a positive correlation between the proliferation of tax preparers in a given state and the net income of technology companies, setting the stage for further investigation into this fruity connection.

Speaking of fruit, did you hear about the apple that went to college? It wanted to be a "smart" apple. This pun-derful joke provides a lighthearted prelude to the serious exploration of the association between tax preparers and Apple's net income.

Doe and Smith (2019) took a closer look at the economic dynamics of specific geographic regions and their impact on the financial success of multinational corporations. Their research uncovered a surprising correlation between the number of tax preparers in Arizona and the annual net income of prominent tech companies, including Apple. This unexpected finding prompted the research community to ponder the implications of tax preparation services on the financial fruits reaped by corporations.

Now, speaking of fruits, did you hear about the accountant who could count his grapes with ease? He was a "grape" accountant. This delightful dad joke serves as a reminder that even in the world of rigorous economic research, a playful twist can add a splash of humor.

In "The Taxing Truth: Unveiling the Nexus Between Tax Preparers and Corporate Profits," Devlin and Adams (2020) conducted an in-depth analysis of the relationship between tax preparers in various U.S. states and the financial performance of technology giants. Their findings suggested a notable association between the number of tax preparers in Arizona and the annual net income of Apple, offering a fresh perspective on the potential impact of tax-related services on the financial "orchard" of corporations.

Speaking of orchards, did you hear about the apple that was a math whiz? It knew all the "pi" digits. This mathematically inclined apple provides a whimsical segue into the exploration of statistical associations between tax preparers and Apple's net income.

Moving beyond the realm of academic studies, several enlightening non-fiction books have also explored the intersection of taxation and corporate profitability. Works such as "Taxation and Corporate Performance" by Greene (2018) and "Money Trees: The Role of Tax Services in Business Success" by Patel (2016) offer valuable insights into the potential influence of tax preparers on the financial health of corporations like Apple.

On the fictional front, literature has not shied away from incorporating themes of financial intrigue and technological prowess. Novels such as "The Accountant's Dilemma" by Harper Lee and "The Wealthy Orchard: A Tale of Taxing Times" by J.K. Rowling provide captivating narratives that weave elements of taxation and corporate prosperity into their plots.

As for relevant movies, while not directly focused on the specifics of tax preparation and corporate net income, films such as "Moneyball" and "The Social Network" offer compelling glimpses into the world of financial strategy and high-stakes business endeavors. These cinematic creations, with their gripping narratives and captivating characters, echo the themes of financial ingenuity and strategic decision-making that resonate with the analysis of tax preparers and Apple's annual net income.

In the realm of economic analysis, it is essential to delve beyond the surface and explore the intriguing connections that may initially appear as improbable as an apple falling upward. Through a blend of rigorous research, unexpected puns, and a dash of literary exploration, this literature review sets the stage for a deeper understanding of the interplay between tax preparers in Arizona and the financial fortunes of Apple Inc.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's annual net income. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Statista . You used data from 2005 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Big Apple and the Taxing Tally: An Analysis of the Relationship Between the Number of Tax Preparers in Arizona and Apple's Annual Net Income"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing connection between the number of tax preparers in Arizona and the annual net income of the tech giant, Apple. Leveraging data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Statista, our research team set out to scrutinize this seemingly outrageous relationship in the realm of economics. Our findings revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9558755 and a p-value of < 0.01 from 2005 to 2022, suggesting a remarkably strong association between these two seemingly disparate variables.

Now, for the juicy part of our findings: the surge in the number of tax preparers in Arizona exhibited a striking parallel with Apple's annual net income over the years, showing a trend that could be characterized as positively "apple-ing." It appears that as the number of tax preparers in Arizona ripened, so did Apple's net income, hinting at a fruitful symbiotic relationship that was previously overlooked.

This correlation offers a deliciously ripe opportunity for further exploration and investigation into the underlying mechanisms at play. Could it be that tax preparers in the Grand Canyon State hold the key to Apple's financial success, or is this correlation merely coincidental? Our research sets the stage for a bushel of further investigative work, and it provides a peeling for thought on the surprising interplay between tax preparation and technology behemoths.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the world of economics, seemingly incongruous relationships sometimes arise, prompting researchers to peel back the layers of causation and correlation to uncover unexpected connections. In this study, we turn our attention to the unlikely pairing of the number of tax preparers in Arizona and the annual net income of Apple Inc. A seemingly unrelated duo, these two variables have caught our attention, and we aim to shed light on the potential relationship between them.
As we delve into this curious correlation, it is worth considering that the number of tax preparers in Arizona may hold a certain a-"peel" for influencing the financial success of the tech giant. Could it be that the tax-savvy professionals in the Grand Canyon State are somehow affecting Apple's bottom line, or is this correlation merely a fruity coincidence?
Before diving into the pulp of our findings, it is essential to emphasize the rigorous statistical methods employed in this analysis. Our research team has taken great care to ensure the validity and reliability of our results, using robust statistical techniques to demonstrate the strength of the association between these two variables. We have endeavored to peel away any potential biases or confounding factors to leave only the core of the relationship between tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's net income.
Our exploration of this unexpected association has borne fruit, yielding a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9558755 and a p-value of < 0.01 from 2005 to 2022. Indeed, the strength of our findings is quite a-"peeling," and it has set the stage for further in-depth analysis and inquiry into this curious phenomenon.
This study not only offers a fresh perspective on the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate economic factors but also serves as a reminder that when it comes to data analysis, one must not succumb to the temptation of low-hanging fruit. Instead, a careful and methodical approach is paramount to ensure that the findings remain core to the truth.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

This study employed a multi-faceted methodology to investigate the intricate relationship between the number of tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's annual net income. The data collection process involved a veritable orchard of sources, including the Bureau of Labor Statistics, Statista, and other reputable sources obtained through meticulous internet sleuthing. To ensure a comprehensive understanding, data from the years 2005 to 2022 was scrutinized, allowing for a thorough exploration of the temporal dynamics encompassing both tax preparation and Apple's financial performance.

To start off, we plucked data on the number of tax preparers in Arizona from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, conducting a rigorous analysis to ensure that the information was not spoiled by any statistical worms or outliers. The robustness of this dataset was then cross-referenced with industry reports and employment figures to ensure the accuracy and reliability of the findings.

Now, here comes a "ripe" methodological twist: we utilized a curious "apple and oranges" analytical approach, comparing the number of tax preparers in Arizona with Apple's annual net income. While this may seem like comparing, well, apples and oranges, bear with us as we carefully delineate the underlying patterns and correlations between these seemingly incongruent variables.

Furthermore, to ensure the validity of our findings, we conducted a tantalizingly thorough statistical analysis, examining the data through various rigorous techniques, including regression analysis, time series modeling, and a sprinkle of sophisticated econometric methods. This meticulous process sought to extract the core essence of the relationship between the number of tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's net income, sieving out any extraneous influences or misleading statistical fruits.

In a more serious tone, the statistical techniques employed in this analysis were chosen to provide a thorough investigation of the relationship, accounting for potential confounding variables and autocorrelation to yield statistically robust results.

In addition, a thorough sensitivity analysis was performed to assess the stability of the observed correlation, allowing us to verify the consistency of the relationship between tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's net income across various analytical scenarios. This research step was crucial in ensuring the durability of our findings and guarding against any statistical applesauce.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's annual net income. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Statista .

For the time period 2005 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9558755, r-squared of 0.9136980, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Big Apple and the Taxing Tally: An Analysis of the Relationship Between the Number of Tax Preparers in Arizona and Apple's Annual Net Income"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing connection between the number of tax preparers in Arizona and the annual net income of the tech giant, Apple. Leveraging data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Statista, our research team set out to scrutinize this seemingly outrageous relationship in the realm of economics. Our findings revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9558755 and a p-value of < 0.01 from 2005 to 2022, suggesting a remarkably strong association between these two seemingly disparate variables.

Now, for the juicy part of our findings: the surge in the number of tax preparers in Arizona exhibited a striking parallel with Apple's annual net income over the years, showing a trend that could be characterized as positively "apple-ing." It appears that as the number of tax preparers in Arizona ripened, so did Apple's net income, hinting at a fruitful symbiotic relationship that was previously overlooked.

This correlation offers a deliciously ripe opportunity for further exploration and investigation into the underlying mechanisms at play. Could it be that tax preparers in the Grand Canyon State hold the key to Apple's financial success, or is this correlation merely coincidental? Our research sets the stage for a bushel of further investigative work, and it provides a peeling for thought on the surprising interplay between tax preparation and technology behemoths.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
In the world of economics, seemingly incongruous relationships sometimes arise, prompting researchers to peel back the layers of causation and correlation to uncover unexpected connections. In this study, we turn our attention to the unlikely pairing of the number of tax preparers in Arizona and the annual net income of Apple Inc. A seemingly unrelated duo, these two variables have caught our attention, and we aim to shed light on the potential relationship between them.
As we delve into this curious correlation, it is worth considering that the number of tax preparers in Arizona may hold a certain a-"peel" for influencing the financial success of the tech giant. Could it be that the tax-savvy professionals in the Grand Canyon State are somehow affecting Apple's bottom line, or is this correlation merely a fruity coincidence?
Before diving into the pulp of our findings, it is essential to emphasize the rigorous statistical methods employed in this analysis. Our research team has taken great care to ensure the validity and reliability of our results, using robust statistical techniques to demonstrate the strength of the association between these two variables. We have endeavored to peel away any potential biases or confounding factors to leave only the core of the relationship between tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's net income.
Our exploration of this unexpected association has borne fruit, yielding a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9558755 and a p-value of < 0.01 from 2005 to 2022. Indeed, the strength of our findings is quite a-"peeling," and it has set the stage for further in-depth analysis and inquiry into this curious phenomenon.
This study not only offers a fresh perspective on the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate economic factors but also serves as a reminder that when it comes to data analysis, one must not succumb to the temptation of low-hanging fruit. Instead, a careful and methodical approach is paramount to ensure that the findings remain core to the truth.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our investigation into the relationship between the number of tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's annual net income yielded some surprising results. The correlation coefficient of 0.9558755 and the associated r-squared of 0.9136980 from 2005 to 2022 provided compelling evidence of a strong positive relationship between these two variables. It seems that the old adage holds true: an apple a day keeps the tax preparers in play!

The one figure included in this paper (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot that visually depicts the robust correlation between the number of tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's annual net income. While we refrain from making any "core"-relation jokes about this figure, we do acknowledge that it speaks volumes about the unexpected association we have uncovered.

Now, let's address the elephant in the room (or perhaps the apple in the orchard): how could the number of tax preparers in Arizona possibly influence the net income of a tech giant like Apple? This intriguing question lingers like the aroma of a freshly baked apple pie, urging further exploration and analysis.

Our findings open the door to a cornucopia of possibilities. Perhaps tax preparers play a subtle role in boosting consumer confidence in fiscal matters, indirectly contributing to Apple's financial success. Alternatively, there may be external economic factors at play that drive both the demand for tax preparers and the performance of tech companies. As we ponder these possibilities, we must exercise caution and not let our enthusiasm for puns "orchard" our judgment.

In conclusion, our research has exposed a surprising correlation between the number of tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's annual net income, providing food for thought on the intricate web of economic relationships. This study not only enriches our understanding of the elusive connections within the economic ecosystem but also serves as a timely reminder that even the most unexpected pairings can bear fruit when scrutinized with rigor and statistical precision.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's annual net income. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"The Big Apple and the Taxing Tally: An Analysis of the Relationship Between the Number of Tax Preparers in Arizona and Apple's Annual Net Income"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing connection between the number of tax preparers in Arizona and the annual net income of the tech giant, Apple. Leveraging data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Statista, our research team set out to scrutinize this seemingly outrageous relationship in the realm of economics. Our findings revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9558755 and a p-value of < 0.01 from 2005 to 2022, suggesting a remarkably strong association between these two seemingly disparate variables.

Now, for the juicy part of our findings: the surge in the number of tax preparers in Arizona exhibited a striking parallel with Apple's annual net income over the years, showing a trend that could be characterized as positively "apple-ing." It appears that as the number of tax preparers in Arizona ripened, so did Apple's net income, hinting at a fruitful symbiotic relationship that was previously overlooked.

This correlation offers a deliciously ripe opportunity for further exploration and investigation into the underlying mechanisms at play. Could it be that tax preparers in the Grand Canyon State hold the key to Apple's financial success, or is this correlation merely coincidental? Our research sets the stage for a bushel of further investigative work, and it provides a peeling for thought on the surprising interplay between tax preparation and technology behemoths.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The fascinating relationship between the number of tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's annual net income has piqued the interest of researchers in the field of economics. In their study, Smith and Jones (2017) explored the potential influence of tax preparation services on the financial performance of major corporations. They found a positive correlation between the proliferation of tax preparers in a given state and the net income of technology companies, setting the stage for further investigation into this fruity connection.
Speaking of fruit, did you hear about the apple that went to college? It wanted to be a "smart" apple. This pun-derful joke provides a lighthearted prelude to the serious exploration of the association between tax preparers and Apple's net income.
Doe and Smith (2019) took a closer look at the economic dynamics of specific geographic regions and their impact on the financial success of multinational corporations. Their research uncovered a surprising correlation between the number of tax preparers in Arizona and the annual net income of prominent tech companies, including Apple. This unexpected finding prompted the research community to ponder the implications of tax preparation services on the financial fruits reaped by corporations.
Now, speaking of fruits, did you hear about the accountant who could count his grapes with ease? He was a "grape" accountant. This delightful dad joke serves as a reminder that even in the world of rigorous economic research, a playful twist can add a splash of humor.
In "The Taxing Truth: Unveiling the Nexus Between Tax Preparers and Corporate Profits," Devlin and Adams (2020) conducted an in-depth analysis of the relationship between tax preparers in various U.S. states and the financial performance of technology giants. Their findings suggested a notable association between the number of tax preparers in Arizona and the annual net income of Apple, offering a fresh perspective on the potential impact of tax-related services on the financial "orchard" of corporations.
Speaking of orchards, did you hear about the apple that was a math whiz? It knew all the "pi" digits. This mathematically inclined apple provides a whimsical segue into the exploration of statistical associations between tax preparers and Apple's net income.
Moving beyond the realm of academic studies, several enlightening non-fiction books have also explored the intersection of taxation and corporate profitability. Works such as "Taxation and Corporate Performance" by Greene (2018) and "Money Trees: The Role of Tax Services in Business Success" by Patel (2016) offer valuable insights into the potential influence of tax preparers on the financial health of corporations like Apple.
On the fictional front, literature has not shied away from incorporating themes of financial intrigue and technological prowess. Novels such as "The Accountant's Dilemma" by Harper Lee and "The Wealthy Orchard: A Tale of Taxing Times" by J.K. Rowling provide captivating narratives that weave elements of taxation and corporate prosperity into their plots.
As for relevant movies, while not directly focused on the specifics of tax preparation and corporate net income, films such as "Moneyball" and "The Social Network" offer compelling glimpses into the world of financial strategy and high-stakes business endeavors. These cinematic creations, with their gripping narratives and captivating characters, echo the themes of financial ingenuity and strategic decision-making that resonate with the analysis of tax preparers and Apple's annual net income.
In the realm of economic analysis, it is essential to delve beyond the surface and explore the intriguing connections that may initially appear as improbable as an apple falling upward. Through a blend of rigorous research, unexpected puns, and a dash of literary exploration, this literature review sets the stage for a deeper understanding of the interplay between tax preparers in Arizona and the financial fortunes of Apple Inc.

[[RESULTS]]
Our investigation into the relationship between the number of tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's annual net income yielded some surprising results. The correlation coefficient of 0.9558755 and the associated r-squared of 0.9136980 from 2005 to 2022 provided compelling evidence of a strong positive relationship between these two variables. It seems that the old adage holds true: an apple a day keeps the tax preparers in play!
The one figure included in this paper (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot that visually depicts the robust correlation between the number of tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's annual net income. While we refrain from making any "core"-relation jokes about this figure, we do acknowledge that it speaks volumes about the unexpected association we have uncovered.
Now, let's address the elephant in the room (or perhaps the apple in the orchard): how could the number of tax preparers in Arizona possibly influence the net income of a tech giant like Apple? This intriguing question lingers like the aroma of a freshly baked apple pie, urging further exploration and analysis.
Our findings open the door to a cornucopia of possibilities. Perhaps tax preparers play a subtle role in boosting consumer confidence in fiscal matters, indirectly contributing to Apple's financial success. Alternatively, there may be external economic factors at play that drive both the demand for tax preparers and the performance of tech companies. As we ponder these possibilities, we must exercise caution and not let our enthusiasm for puns "orchard" our judgment.
In conclusion, our research has exposed a surprising correlation between the number of tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's annual net income, providing food for thought on the intricate web of economic relationships. This study not only enriches our understanding of the elusive connections within the economic ecosystem but also serves as a timely reminder that even the most unexpected pairings can bear fruit when scrutinized with rigor and statistical precision.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

Our study has unearthed a compelling relationship between the number of tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's annual net income, shedding light on an unexpected yet tangible connection within the economic landscape. The robust correlation coefficient of 0.9558755 and the accommodative r-squared of 0.9136980 from 2005 to 2022 lend credence to the notion that these two variables are not just "a-peeling" but also profoundly intertwined in a manner that demands further scrutiny.

The findings of our research not only bolster the earlier work of Smith and Jones (2017) and Doe and Smith (2019) but add a layer of statistical rigor and precision to the existing body of knowledge. Our results confirm the positive correlation between the proliferation of tax preparers in Arizona and the net income of technology companies, validating the notion that the immense pool of tax expertise in the Grand Canyon State might indeed serve as a catalyst for the financial prosperity of tech giants such as Apple.

In light of these compelling findings, it becomes evident that the relationship between tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's net income is no mere fluke but rather a substantive connection that warrants further exploration. The statistical evidence we have amassed invites a deeper investigation into the mechanisms behind this correlation, providing a fertile ground for future research endeavors. As we delve into these uncharted waters, it is essential to maintain a balanced perspective so as not to let our enthusiasm for puns "orchard" our judgment.

The duality of this surprising association sparks curiosity about the underlying causative factors. Is it the case that the growing number of tax preparers in Arizona fosters an environment conducive to Apple's financial growth, or are there more complex economic forces at play that synchronize the demand for tax services and the performance of tech behemoths? These questions beckon further inquiry, tantalizing researchers with the prospect of unraveling the intricate web of economic interdependencies.

Additionally, our findings underscore the importance of robust statistical analysis in unveiling unexpected relationships within the economic domain. The correlation between the number of tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's annual net income stands as a testament to the value of rigorous quantitative methodologies in exposing latent connections that might elude casual observation. Much like a perfectly timed dad joke, these statistical insights add a dose of mirth to the often solemn world of economic analysis.

In sum, our research has not only added a pinch of statistical seasoning to the discourse on the relationship between tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's net income but has also spotlighted the potential for fruitful investigations into seemingly improbable economic associations. It is our hope that this study serves as a ripe catalyst for further scholarly endeavors, nurturing a deeper understanding of the intricate dynamics at play within the economic orchard.


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System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's annual net income. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"The Big Apple and the Taxing Tally: An Analysis of the Relationship Between the Number of Tax Preparers in Arizona and Apple's Annual Net Income"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing connection between the number of tax preparers in Arizona and the annual net income of the tech giant, Apple. Leveraging data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Statista, our research team set out to scrutinize this seemingly outrageous relationship in the realm of economics. Our findings revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9558755 and a p-value of < 0.01 from 2005 to 2022, suggesting a remarkably strong association between these two seemingly disparate variables.

Now, for the juicy part of our findings: the surge in the number of tax preparers in Arizona exhibited a striking parallel with Apple's annual net income over the years, showing a trend that could be characterized as positively "apple-ing." It appears that as the number of tax preparers in Arizona ripened, so did Apple's net income, hinting at a fruitful symbiotic relationship that was previously overlooked.

This correlation offers a deliciously ripe opportunity for further exploration and investigation into the underlying mechanisms at play. Could it be that tax preparers in the Grand Canyon State hold the key to Apple's financial success, or is this correlation merely coincidental? Our research sets the stage for a bushel of further investigative work, and it provides a peeling for thought on the surprising interplay between tax preparation and technology behemoths.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
In the world of economics, seemingly incongruous relationships sometimes arise, prompting researchers to peel back the layers of causation and correlation to uncover unexpected connections. In this study, we turn our attention to the unlikely pairing of the number of tax preparers in Arizona and the annual net income of Apple Inc. A seemingly unrelated duo, these two variables have caught our attention, and we aim to shed light on the potential relationship between them.
As we delve into this curious correlation, it is worth considering that the number of tax preparers in Arizona may hold a certain a-"peel" for influencing the financial success of the tech giant. Could it be that the tax-savvy professionals in the Grand Canyon State are somehow affecting Apple's bottom line, or is this correlation merely a fruity coincidence?
Before diving into the pulp of our findings, it is essential to emphasize the rigorous statistical methods employed in this analysis. Our research team has taken great care to ensure the validity and reliability of our results, using robust statistical techniques to demonstrate the strength of the association between these two variables. We have endeavored to peel away any potential biases or confounding factors to leave only the core of the relationship between tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's net income.
Our exploration of this unexpected association has borne fruit, yielding a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9558755 and a p-value of < 0.01 from 2005 to 2022. Indeed, the strength of our findings is quite a-"peeling," and it has set the stage for further in-depth analysis and inquiry into this curious phenomenon.
This study not only offers a fresh perspective on the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate economic factors but also serves as a reminder that when it comes to data analysis, one must not succumb to the temptation of low-hanging fruit. Instead, a careful and methodical approach is paramount to ensure that the findings remain core to the truth.

[[RESULTS]]
Our investigation into the relationship between the number of tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's annual net income yielded some surprising results. The correlation coefficient of 0.9558755 and the associated r-squared of 0.9136980 from 2005 to 2022 provided compelling evidence of a strong positive relationship between these two variables. It seems that the old adage holds true: an apple a day keeps the tax preparers in play!
The one figure included in this paper (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot that visually depicts the robust correlation between the number of tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's annual net income. While we refrain from making any "core"-relation jokes about this figure, we do acknowledge that it speaks volumes about the unexpected association we have uncovered.
Now, let's address the elephant in the room (or perhaps the apple in the orchard): how could the number of tax preparers in Arizona possibly influence the net income of a tech giant like Apple? This intriguing question lingers like the aroma of a freshly baked apple pie, urging further exploration and analysis.
Our findings open the door to a cornucopia of possibilities. Perhaps tax preparers play a subtle role in boosting consumer confidence in fiscal matters, indirectly contributing to Apple's financial success. Alternatively, there may be external economic factors at play that drive both the demand for tax preparers and the performance of tech companies. As we ponder these possibilities, we must exercise caution and not let our enthusiasm for puns "orchard" our judgment.
In conclusion, our research has exposed a surprising correlation between the number of tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's annual net income, providing food for thought on the intricate web of economic relationships. This study not only enriches our understanding of the elusive connections within the economic ecosystem but also serves as a timely reminder that even the most unexpected pairings can bear fruit when scrutinized with rigor and statistical precision.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has peeled back the layers of economic obscurity to reveal a surprisingly robust correlation between the number of tax preparers in Arizona and Apple's annual net income. The strength of the association, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9558755 and a p-value of < 0.01 from 2005 to 2022, is as clear as Bobbing for Apples at a fall festival.

This unexpected relationship between the tax preparers and Apple's net income bids us to consider the underlying mechanisms at play. Could it be that the tax expertise swirling amidst the cacti of Arizona is the secret sauce behind Apple's financial success, or is this merely an amusingly coincidental quirk in the economic landscape? Further inquiry is undoubtedly warranted, but in the meantime, let's not put all our apples in one basket when attributing causation to correlation.

The scatterplot in Fig. 1 illustrates this strong positive association, reminding us that when it comes to data analysis, a little humor can help us "core"-late the numbers. However, we must resist the temptation to let these puns "seed" doubt about the rigorousness of our study.

With that said, it is evident that this correlation opens the door to a "fruitful" array of possibilities, leading to a savory feast of future research. However, as much as we relish the prospect of delving deeper into this curious link, we find it's time to "bake" this conclusion and assert that further research in this area would be the "pulp" of a bad joke.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Big Apple and the Taxing Tally: An Analysis of the Relationship Between the Number of Tax Preparers in Arizona and Apple's Annual Net Income. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Quirky Economic Analysis


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
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User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Big Apple and the Taxing Tally: An Analysis of the Relationship Between the Number of Tax Preparers in Arizona and Apple's Annual Net Income. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Tax Preparation Studies and Agile Economies


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User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Big Apple and the Taxing Tally: An Analysis of the Relationship Between the Number of Tax Preparers in Arizona and Apple's Annual Net Income with an abstract of In this study, we delve into the intriguing connection between the number of tax preparers in Arizona and the annual net income of the tech giant, Apple. Leveraging data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Statista, our research team set out to scrutinize this seemingly outrageous relationship in the realm of economics. Our findings revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9558755 and a p-value of < 0.01 from 2005 to 2022, suggesting a remarkably strong association between these two seemingly disparate variables.
Now, for the juicy part of our findings: the surge in the number of tax preparers in Arizona exhibited a striking parallel with Apple's annual net income over the years, showing a trend that could be characterized as positively "apple-ing." It appears that as the number of tax preparers in Arizona ripened, so did Apple's net income, hinting at a fruitful symbiotic relationship that was previously overlooked.
This correlation offers a deliciously ripe opportunity for further exploration and investigation into the underlying mechanisms at play. Could it be that tax preparers in the Grand Canyon State hold the key to Apple's financial success, or is this correlation merely coincidental? Our research sets the stage for a bushel of further investigative work, and it provides a peeling for thought on the surprising interplay between tax preparation and technology behemoths.

ChatGPT:

tax preparers, Arizona, Apple, annual net income, correlation, Bureau of Labor Statistics, Statista, economics, relationship, Arizona tax preparers, Apple annual net income, correlation coefficient, p-value, tax preparation, technology behemoths

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Data details

The number of tax preparers in Arizona
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of tax preparers in Arizona
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
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Apple's annual net income
Source: Statista
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Correlation r = 0.9558755 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9136980 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 91.4% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Apple's annual net income) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., The number of tax preparers in Arizona) over the 18 years from 2005 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 6.3E-10. 0.0000000006289424167277354000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.96 in 6.3E-8% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 1,589,970,677 random variables You don't actually need 1 billion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 17 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 17 because we have two variables measured over a period of 18 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.88, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
The number of tax preparers in Arizona (Tax Preparers)10108407008708801030101013101510139015901500154015501470132021402030
Apple's annual net income (US Dollars)1330000000199000000035000000006120000000824000000014010000000259200000004173000000037040000000395100000005339000000045690000000483500000005953000000055260000000574100000009468000000099800000000




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
  5. Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.

    (This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
    They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([1010,840,700,870,880,1030,1010,1310,1510,1390,1590,1500,1540,1550,1470,1320,2140,2030,])
array_2 = np.array([1330000000,1990000000,3500000000,6120000000,8240000000,14010000000,25920000000,41730000000,37040000000,39510000000,53390000000,45690000000,48350000000,59530000000,55260000000,57410000000,94680000000,99800000000,])
array_1_name = "The number of tax preparers in Arizona"
array_2_name = "Apple's annual net income"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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