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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Air pollution in Worcester, Massachusetts and the second variable is xkcd comics published about existentialism.  The chart goes from 2007 to 2016, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the air quality improved, the local pigeons in Worcester found themselves with a renewed zest for life. However, this newfound joie de vivre led them to ponder the futility of their existence - ultimately inspiring the xkcd creator to explore more uplifting and non-existential topics. This in turn led to a decrease in the publication of xkcd comics about existentialism. So, in a way, you could say that cleaner air in Worcester literally gave the pigeons something else to think about, leading to a shift in comic content. After all, when the pigeons' outlook on life changed, so did the creator's inspiration for the comics.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Prompt: Generate an image of a futuristic cityscape in Worcester, Massachusetts, with glistening high-tech buildings and a clear, vibrant sky. In the foreground, show a flock of pigeons soaring gracefully through the air while subtle reflections of advanced technology highlight their flight. Meanwhile, an artist reminiscent of the creator of xkcd comics is seen in the distance, using an innovative tablet to create cheerful and whimsical sketches, signifying a shift in their creative focus. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Air pollution in Worcester, Massachusetts and xkcd comics published about existentialism. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Parallax art Realistic Sci-fi fantacy 3D Pixar Style High-tech
ChatGPT: High-tech

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Air pollution in Worcester, Massachusetts and xkcd comics published about existentialism, in the following situation: As the air quality improved, the local pigeons in Worcester found themselves with a renewed zest for life. However, this newfound joie de vivre led them to ponder the futility of their existence - ultimately inspiring the xkcd creator to explore more uplifting and non-existential topics. This in turn led to a decrease in the publication of xkcd comics about existentialism. So, in a way, you could say that cleaner air in Worcester literally gave the pigeons something else to think about, leading to a shift in comic content. After all, when the pigeons' outlook on life changed, so did the creator's inspiration for the comics.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Worcester, Massachusetts, as the air cleared, the local pigeons took flight with renewed energy, soaring through a sky now free of pollution. However, their newfound vitality led them to ponder the meaning of their existence. Meanwhile, the creator of xkcd comics, inspired by the improved atmosphere and the pigeons' contemplation, shifted their focus to more uplifting topics, publishing fewer comics about existentialism.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ High-tech ] and depicting this scene: In Worcester, Massachusetts, as the air cleared, the local pigeons took flight with renewed energy, soaring through a sky now free of pollution. However, their newfound vitality led them to ponder the meaning of their existence. Meanwhile, the creator of xkcd comics, inspired by the improved atmosphere and the pigeons' contemplation, shifted their focus to more uplifting topics, publishing fewer comics about existentialism. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Prompt: Generate an image of a futuristic cityscape in Worcester, Massachusetts, with glistening high-tech buildings and a clear, vibrant sky. In the foreground, show a flock of pigeons soaring gracefully through the air while subtle reflections of advanced technology highlight their flight. Meanwhile, an artist reminiscent of the creator of xkcd comics is seen in the distance, using an innovative tablet to create cheerful and whimsical sketches, signifying a shift in their creative focus.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Air pollution in Worcester, Massachusetts caused xkcd comics published about existentialism to decrease.\Make it sound serious until the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Correlation Between Air Pollution Aggravation in Worcester, Massachusetts and xkcd Comics' Rumination on Existentialism

The Journal of Environmental Humor Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Worcester, Massachusetts and xkcd comics published about existentialism. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Rhyme words in the title.

Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and AI analysis of xkcd comics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8645335 and p < 0.01 for 2007 to 2016.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Correlation Between Air Pollution Aggravation in Worcester, Massachusetts and xkcd Comics' Rumination on Existentialism

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study aims to investigate the obscure yet intriguing relationship between ambient air pollution in Worcester, Massachusetts, and the thematic portrayal of existentialism in xkcd comics. By employing a robust dataset from the Environmental Protection Agency and utilizing advanced AI algorithms to analyze relevant xkcd comics, we endeavored to shed light on this unconventional association.

Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8645335 and a statistically significant p-value < 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2007 to 2016. This robust statistical evidence warrants prudent consideration and deeper exploration. However, as we delve into the existential ruminations of our data, we cannot overlook the pressing question that lingers like smog in a polluted city: "What did the air pollution say to the xkcd comic? You take my breath away."

This research not only pioneers an unorthodox linkage between seemingly disparate realms but also extends the boundary of interdisciplinary scholarship into the realm of whimsy. As we maneuver through the haze of empirical inquiry, our synergy of statistical analysis and humorous revelation beckon further investigation into the whimsical amalgamation of air quality and existential comics.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Worcester, Massachusetts and xkcd comics published about existentialism. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Correlation Between Air Pollution Aggravation in Worcester, Massachusetts and xkcd Comics' Rumination on Existentialism

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study aims to investigate the obscure yet intriguing relationship between ambient air pollution in Worcester, Massachusetts, and the thematic portrayal of existentialism in xkcd comics. By employing a robust dataset from the Environmental Protection Agency and utilizing advanced AI algorithms to analyze relevant xkcd comics, we endeavored to shed light on this unconventional association.

Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8645335 and a statistically significant p-value < 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2007 to 2016. This robust statistical evidence warrants prudent consideration and deeper exploration. However, as we delve into the existential ruminations of our data, we cannot overlook the pressing question that lingers like smog in a polluted city: "What did the air pollution say to the xkcd comic? You take my breath away."

This research not only pioneers an unorthodox linkage between seemingly disparate realms but also extends the boundary of interdisciplinary scholarship into the realm of whimsy. As we maneuver through the haze of empirical inquiry, our synergy of statistical analysis and humorous revelation beckon further investigation into the whimsical amalgamation of air quality and existential comics.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The interplay between environmental factors and cultural expressions has been a topic of growing interest in interdisciplinary research. In this study, we uncover the intriguing relationship between air pollution aggravation in Worcester, Massachusetts, and the thematic portrayal of existentialism in xkcd comics. As we embark on this unusual journey, it is crucial to contemplate the old adage, "Why did the statistician go to art school? To study the humanities and fresh air."

Air pollution, characterized by a medley of particulate matter, volatile organic compounds, and nitrogen oxides, emanates from diverse sources such as industrial activities, vehicular emissions, and, dare we say, high levels of human exhalation after reading an existential xkcd comic. This insidious mixture not only tarnishes the urban skyline but also permeates the cultural fabric, generating a subtle yet palpable impact.

In parallel, xkcd comics, acclaimed for their insightful musings and wry humor on science, technology, and everything in between, have sporadically ventured into the labyrinthine corridors of existentialism. One might ponder, "How does a statistician recount a philosophical joke? With a calculated punchline."

Propelled by this cognitive dissonance, we sought to elucidate the nexus of these seemingly incongruous entities. Our inquiry navigates the nebulous space of quantitative analysis and qualitative interpretation, akin to decoding a cryptic xkcd comic while balancing statistical equations. As we delve into the data, we cannot help but be reminded of the paradoxical nature of our endeavor: "Why did the researcher bring a ladder to the air pollution measurement site? To take the study to new heights."

The undeniable correlation between air pollution aggravation and the thematic portrayal of existentialism in xkcd comics unveils an uncharted terrain for scholarship. Our study not only underscores the interdependence of environmental and cultural phenomena but also beckons the scientific community to embrace the whimsical interplay that transcends traditional boundaries. As we embark on this odyssey, we do so with the recognition that, much like the atmospheric constituents we study, the essence of our research is a fusion of empirical rigor and lighthearted inspiration.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Worcester, Massachusetts and xkcd comics published about existentialism. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some cartoons and childrens' shows that you watched that are related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Correlation Between Air Pollution Aggravation in Worcester, Massachusetts and xkcd Comics' Rumination on Existentialism

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study aims to investigate the obscure yet intriguing relationship between ambient air pollution in Worcester, Massachusetts, and the thematic portrayal of existentialism in xkcd comics. By employing a robust dataset from the Environmental Protection Agency and utilizing advanced AI algorithms to analyze relevant xkcd comics, we endeavored to shed light on this unconventional association.

Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8645335 and a statistically significant p-value < 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2007 to 2016. This robust statistical evidence warrants prudent consideration and deeper exploration. However, as we delve into the existential ruminations of our data, we cannot overlook the pressing question that lingers like smog in a polluted city: "What did the air pollution say to the xkcd comic? You take my breath away."

This research not only pioneers an unorthodox linkage between seemingly disparate realms but also extends the boundary of interdisciplinary scholarship into the realm of whimsy. As we maneuver through the haze of empirical inquiry, our synergy of statistical analysis and humorous revelation beckon further investigation into the whimsical amalgamation of air quality and existential comics.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The interplay between environmental factors and cultural expressions has been a topic of growing interest in interdisciplinary research. In this study, we uncover the intriguing relationship between air pollution aggravation in Worcester, Massachusetts, and the thematic portrayal of existentialism in xkcd comics. As we embark on this unusual journey, it is crucial to contemplate the old adage, "Why did the statistician go to art school? To study the humanities and fresh air."
Air pollution, characterized by a medley of particulate matter, volatile organic compounds, and nitrogen oxides, emanates from diverse sources such as industrial activities, vehicular emissions, and, dare we say, high levels of human exhalation after reading an existential xkcd comic. This insidious mixture not only tarnishes the urban skyline but also permeates the cultural fabric, generating a subtle yet palpable impact.
In parallel, xkcd comics, acclaimed for their insightful musings and wry humor on science, technology, and everything in between, have sporadically ventured into the labyrinthine corridors of existentialism. One might ponder, "How does a statistician recount a philosophical joke? With a calculated punchline."
Propelled by this cognitive dissonance, we sought to elucidate the nexus of these seemingly incongruous entities. Our inquiry navigates the nebulous space of quantitative analysis and qualitative interpretation, akin to decoding a cryptic xkcd comic while balancing statistical equations. As we delve into the data, we cannot help but be reminded of the paradoxical nature of our endeavor: "Why did the researcher bring a ladder to the air pollution measurement site? To take the study to new heights."
The undeniable correlation between air pollution aggravation and the thematic portrayal of existentialism in xkcd comics unveils an uncharted terrain for scholarship. Our study not only underscores the interdependence of environmental and cultural phenomena but also beckons the scientific community to embrace the whimsical interplay that transcends traditional boundaries. As we embark on this odyssey, we do so with the recognition that, much like the atmospheric constituents we study, the essence of our research is a fusion of empirical rigor and lighthearted inspiration.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Numerous academic studies have delved into the multifaceted realm of air pollution and its ramifications on human health and urban ecosystems. Smith et al. (2018) assert that prolonged exposure to elevated levels of air pollutants can precipitate a spectrum of adverse health outcomes, ranging from respiratory ailments to cardiovascular complications. Meanwhile, Doe and Jones (2016) elucidate the pernicious effects of air pollution on environmental sustainability and ecological equilibrium. One might ponder, "Why did the air molecule break up with the oxygen atom? They had too much smog between them."

In a tangentially related vein, literature addressing existential themes and philosophical ruminations has flourished in both academic and popular realms. "Existentialism for Dummies" provides a comprehensive overview of existentialist philosophy for the lay reader, elucidating the core tenets of existential angst and the absurdity of human existence (Sartre & Kafka, 2003). Conversely, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams transports the reader into a whimsical universe replete with existential musings amidst interstellar adventures. As we navigate through this literary terrain, we cannot help but contemplate, "Why did the philosopher bring a map to the existential crisis? To find the meaning of life's detours."

Moreover, an unexpected convergence emerges as we embark on our quest to unravel the relationship between air pollution aggravation and xkcd comics' exploration of existential themes. The distinctive and pensive style of xkcd, interwoven with humor and scientific acumen, has facilitated sporadic forays into philosophical quandaries. This peculiar juncture prompts an impishly posed inquiry: "Why did the statistician find the existential xkcd comic so enlightening? It was statistically significant."

In this whimsical pursuit, we unearth the playful yet contemplative allure of childhood cartoons and adolescent shows that have subtly broached existential themes. "The Magic School Bus," with its animated escapades into the realms of science and imagination, often inadvertently delves into the cosmic conundrums of existence. Similarly, "SpongeBob SquarePants" incorporates surreptitious nods to existential perplexities, inviting introspection couched in undersea shenanigans. This concatenation of childhood nostalgia and philosophical probing beckons us to ponder, "Why did the cartoon character have an existential crisis? To find the meaning of animated life."

As we wade through this curious amalgamation of air pollution aggravation in Worcester, Massachusetts, and the semantic reverberations of existential themes in xkcd comics, we are reminded that scholarly inquiry need not be devoid of whimsy and unexpected connections. Our endeavor signifies an audacious departure from convention, embracing the mirthful synergy of empirical inquiry and introspective revelry.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Worcester, Massachusetts and xkcd comics published about existentialism. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and AI analysis of xkcd comics . You used data from 2007 to 2016

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Correlation Between Air Pollution Aggravation in Worcester, Massachusetts and xkcd Comics' Rumination on Existentialism

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study aims to investigate the obscure yet intriguing relationship between ambient air pollution in Worcester, Massachusetts, and the thematic portrayal of existentialism in xkcd comics. By employing a robust dataset from the Environmental Protection Agency and utilizing advanced AI algorithms to analyze relevant xkcd comics, we endeavored to shed light on this unconventional association.

Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8645335 and a statistically significant p-value < 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2007 to 2016. This robust statistical evidence warrants prudent consideration and deeper exploration. However, as we delve into the existential ruminations of our data, we cannot overlook the pressing question that lingers like smog in a polluted city: "What did the air pollution say to the xkcd comic? You take my breath away."

This research not only pioneers an unorthodox linkage between seemingly disparate realms but also extends the boundary of interdisciplinary scholarship into the realm of whimsy. As we maneuver through the haze of empirical inquiry, our synergy of statistical analysis and humorous revelation beckon further investigation into the whimsical amalgamation of air quality and existential comics.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The interplay between environmental factors and cultural expressions has been a topic of growing interest in interdisciplinary research. In this study, we uncover the intriguing relationship between air pollution aggravation in Worcester, Massachusetts, and the thematic portrayal of existentialism in xkcd comics. As we embark on this unusual journey, it is crucial to contemplate the old adage, "Why did the statistician go to art school? To study the humanities and fresh air."
Air pollution, characterized by a medley of particulate matter, volatile organic compounds, and nitrogen oxides, emanates from diverse sources such as industrial activities, vehicular emissions, and, dare we say, high levels of human exhalation after reading an existential xkcd comic. This insidious mixture not only tarnishes the urban skyline but also permeates the cultural fabric, generating a subtle yet palpable impact.
In parallel, xkcd comics, acclaimed for their insightful musings and wry humor on science, technology, and everything in between, have sporadically ventured into the labyrinthine corridors of existentialism. One might ponder, "How does a statistician recount a philosophical joke? With a calculated punchline."
Propelled by this cognitive dissonance, we sought to elucidate the nexus of these seemingly incongruous entities. Our inquiry navigates the nebulous space of quantitative analysis and qualitative interpretation, akin to decoding a cryptic xkcd comic while balancing statistical equations. As we delve into the data, we cannot help but be reminded of the paradoxical nature of our endeavor: "Why did the researcher bring a ladder to the air pollution measurement site? To take the study to new heights."
The undeniable correlation between air pollution aggravation and the thematic portrayal of existentialism in xkcd comics unveils an uncharted terrain for scholarship. Our study not only underscores the interdependence of environmental and cultural phenomena but also beckons the scientific community to embrace the whimsical interplay that transcends traditional boundaries. As we embark on this odyssey, we do so with the recognition that, much like the atmospheric constituents we study, the essence of our research is a fusion of empirical rigor and lighthearted inspiration.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

The methodology employed in this research endeavor embodies a fusion of quantitative environmental analysis and qualitative content interpretation, mirroring the unorthodox amalgamation of air pollution and existential comics. Our data collection process commenced with the acquisition of air quality indices and pollutant levels in Worcester, Massachusetts, from the Environmental Protection Agency's extensive database. Simultaneously, an advanced AI algorithm, affectionately named "XKCD-Analyzer 9000," was deployed to sift through a decade's worth of xkcd comics and discern patterns pertaining to existential themes. The XKCD-Analyzer 9000 is as sharp as a well-crafted pun, diligently scouring the digital landscape for poignant musings on the human condition. One might jest, "Why did the AI watch a loop of xkcd comics? To refine its existential intuition."

Subsequently, the air quality data underwent rigorous statistical analysis to discern correlations, if any, between pollutant levels and the manifestation of existential themes in xkcd comics. Concurrently, the output from the XKCD-Analyzer 9000 was subjected to interpretive content analysis, navigating the nuanced nuances of existential musings with as much precision as a scientist navigating statistical models. One cannot help but ponder, "What did the researcher name the XKCD-Analyzer? Jean-Paul XKCDtire, of course."

The temporal dimension was a crucial facet of our analysis, as both air pollution levels and the publication timeline of xkcd comics were scrutinized over the period from 2007 to 2016. The scholarly pursuit of uncovering the existential breadcrumbs scattered in the xkcd universe demanded delicate handling of temporal nuances, akin to a researcher delicately handling a fragile theory.

Furthermore, to ensure the robustness of our findings, various statistical techniques were applied, including correlation analysis, regression modeling, and time series analysis. The interdisciplinary nature of our investigation called for the statistical rigor of a seasoned data analyst and the creative insight of an avant-garde artist. It is worth noting, a statistician and an existentialist walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "What will it be?" The statistician replies, "Just one. I can't handle this much variance."

Finally, the integration of the environmental and cultural datasets into a cohesive narrative demanded a nuanced approach, not unlike the delicate balance of flavors in a gourmet dish. This synthesis was achieved through a process of juxtaposition, meticulous comparison, and occasional whimsical conjecture to illuminate the intertwined relationship between air pollution aggravation in Worcester, Massachusetts, and the existential musings of xkcd comics. One might quip, "Why did the researcher add existential themes to the statistical model? To give it some deeper meaning."


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Worcester, Massachusetts and xkcd comics published about existentialism. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and AI analysis of xkcd comics .

For the time period 2007 to 2016, you found a correlation 0.8645335, r-squared of 0.7474181, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Correlation Between Air Pollution Aggravation in Worcester, Massachusetts and xkcd Comics' Rumination on Existentialism

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study aims to investigate the obscure yet intriguing relationship between ambient air pollution in Worcester, Massachusetts, and the thematic portrayal of existentialism in xkcd comics. By employing a robust dataset from the Environmental Protection Agency and utilizing advanced AI algorithms to analyze relevant xkcd comics, we endeavored to shed light on this unconventional association.

Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8645335 and a statistically significant p-value < 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2007 to 2016. This robust statistical evidence warrants prudent consideration and deeper exploration. However, as we delve into the existential ruminations of our data, we cannot overlook the pressing question that lingers like smog in a polluted city: "What did the air pollution say to the xkcd comic? You take my breath away."

This research not only pioneers an unorthodox linkage between seemingly disparate realms but also extends the boundary of interdisciplinary scholarship into the realm of whimsy. As we maneuver through the haze of empirical inquiry, our synergy of statistical analysis and humorous revelation beckon further investigation into the whimsical amalgamation of air quality and existential comics.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The interplay between environmental factors and cultural expressions has been a topic of growing interest in interdisciplinary research. In this study, we uncover the intriguing relationship between air pollution aggravation in Worcester, Massachusetts, and the thematic portrayal of existentialism in xkcd comics. As we embark on this unusual journey, it is crucial to contemplate the old adage, "Why did the statistician go to art school? To study the humanities and fresh air."
Air pollution, characterized by a medley of particulate matter, volatile organic compounds, and nitrogen oxides, emanates from diverse sources such as industrial activities, vehicular emissions, and, dare we say, high levels of human exhalation after reading an existential xkcd comic. This insidious mixture not only tarnishes the urban skyline but also permeates the cultural fabric, generating a subtle yet palpable impact.
In parallel, xkcd comics, acclaimed for their insightful musings and wry humor on science, technology, and everything in between, have sporadically ventured into the labyrinthine corridors of existentialism. One might ponder, "How does a statistician recount a philosophical joke? With a calculated punchline."
Propelled by this cognitive dissonance, we sought to elucidate the nexus of these seemingly incongruous entities. Our inquiry navigates the nebulous space of quantitative analysis and qualitative interpretation, akin to decoding a cryptic xkcd comic while balancing statistical equations. As we delve into the data, we cannot help but be reminded of the paradoxical nature of our endeavor: "Why did the researcher bring a ladder to the air pollution measurement site? To take the study to new heights."
The undeniable correlation between air pollution aggravation and the thematic portrayal of existentialism in xkcd comics unveils an uncharted terrain for scholarship. Our study not only underscores the interdependence of environmental and cultural phenomena but also beckons the scientific community to embrace the whimsical interplay that transcends traditional boundaries. As we embark on this odyssey, we do so with the recognition that, much like the atmospheric constituents we study, the essence of our research is a fusion of empirical rigor and lighthearted inspiration.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The data analysis conducted in this study revealed a strong positive correlation between air pollution aggravation in Worcester, Massachusetts and the thematic portrayal of existentialism in xkcd comics. The correlation coefficient of 0.8645335 suggests a robust relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. This correlation is stronger than the bond between a chemist and their favorite flask.

Moreover, the r-squared value of 0.7474181 indicates that approximately 74.7% of the variability in xkcd comics' focus on existential themes can be explained by variations in air pollution levels. This finding is as reliable as a beaker in a chemistry lab.

The p-value being less than 0.01 provides strong evidence to reject the null hypothesis and supports the assertion that there is a significant association between air pollution aggravation and existential themes in xkcd comics. This level of significance is as rare as a noble gas in the atmosphere.

The scatterplot (Fig. 1) demonstrates a clear, upward-sloping pattern, visually confirming the strong positive relationship between the two variables. It's almost as if the air pollution and existential xkcd comics are entwined in an inexplicable existential dance, much like two particles exhibiting quantum entanglement.

These results offer compelling evidence for the unexpected and thought-provoking linkage between environmental factors and cultural expressions. As we conclude this analysis, we are left with a pertinent dad joke to ponder: "Why did the statistician only read xkcd comics about air quality? They wanted to analyze the 'aerodynamics' of the characters' musings."

These findings not only broaden our understanding of the interconnectedness of disparate domains but also illuminate the whimsical interplay between empirical inquiry and cultural revelations.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Worcester, Massachusetts and xkcd comics published about existentialism. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The Correlation Between Air Pollution Aggravation in Worcester, Massachusetts and xkcd Comics' Rumination on Existentialism

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study aims to investigate the obscure yet intriguing relationship between ambient air pollution in Worcester, Massachusetts, and the thematic portrayal of existentialism in xkcd comics. By employing a robust dataset from the Environmental Protection Agency and utilizing advanced AI algorithms to analyze relevant xkcd comics, we endeavored to shed light on this unconventional association.

Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8645335 and a statistically significant p-value < 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2007 to 2016. This robust statistical evidence warrants prudent consideration and deeper exploration. However, as we delve into the existential ruminations of our data, we cannot overlook the pressing question that lingers like smog in a polluted city: "What did the air pollution say to the xkcd comic? You take my breath away."

This research not only pioneers an unorthodox linkage between seemingly disparate realms but also extends the boundary of interdisciplinary scholarship into the realm of whimsy. As we maneuver through the haze of empirical inquiry, our synergy of statistical analysis and humorous revelation beckon further investigation into the whimsical amalgamation of air quality and existential comics.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Numerous academic studies have delved into the multifaceted realm of air pollution and its ramifications on human health and urban ecosystems. Smith et al. (2018) assert that prolonged exposure to elevated levels of air pollutants can precipitate a spectrum of adverse health outcomes, ranging from respiratory ailments to cardiovascular complications. Meanwhile, Doe and Jones (2016) elucidate the pernicious effects of air pollution on environmental sustainability and ecological equilibrium. One might ponder, "Why did the air molecule break up with the oxygen atom? They had too much smog between them."
In a tangentially related vein, literature addressing existential themes and philosophical ruminations has flourished in both academic and popular realms. "Existentialism for Dummies" provides a comprehensive overview of existentialist philosophy for the lay reader, elucidating the core tenets of existential angst and the absurdity of human existence (Sartre & Kafka, 2003). Conversely, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams transports the reader into a whimsical universe replete with existential musings amidst interstellar adventures. As we navigate through this literary terrain, we cannot help but contemplate, "Why did the philosopher bring a map to the existential crisis? To find the meaning of life's detours."
Moreover, an unexpected convergence emerges as we embark on our quest to unravel the relationship between air pollution aggravation and xkcd comics' exploration of existential themes. The distinctive and pensive style of xkcd, interwoven with humor and scientific acumen, has facilitated sporadic forays into philosophical quandaries. This peculiar juncture prompts an impishly posed inquiry: "Why did the statistician find the existential xkcd comic so enlightening? It was statistically significant."
In this whimsical pursuit, we unearth the playful yet contemplative allure of childhood cartoons and adolescent shows that have subtly broached existential themes. "The Magic School Bus," with its animated escapades into the realms of science and imagination, often inadvertently delves into the cosmic conundrums of existence. Similarly, "SpongeBob SquarePants" incorporates surreptitious nods to existential perplexities, inviting introspection couched in undersea shenanigans. This concatenation of childhood nostalgia and philosophical probing beckons us to ponder, "Why did the cartoon character have an existential crisis? To find the meaning of animated life."
As we wade through this curious amalgamation of air pollution aggravation in Worcester, Massachusetts, and the semantic reverberations of existential themes in xkcd comics, we are reminded that scholarly inquiry need not be devoid of whimsy and unexpected connections. Our endeavor signifies an audacious departure from convention, embracing the mirthful synergy of empirical inquiry and introspective revelry.

[[RESULTS]]
The data analysis conducted in this study revealed a strong positive correlation between air pollution aggravation in Worcester, Massachusetts and the thematic portrayal of existentialism in xkcd comics. The correlation coefficient of 0.8645335 suggests a robust relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. This correlation is stronger than the bond between a chemist and their favorite flask.
Moreover, the r-squared value of 0.7474181 indicates that approximately 74.7% of the variability in xkcd comics' focus on existential themes can be explained by variations in air pollution levels. This finding is as reliable as a beaker in a chemistry lab.
The p-value being less than 0.01 provides strong evidence to reject the null hypothesis and supports the assertion that there is a significant association between air pollution aggravation and existential themes in xkcd comics. This level of significance is as rare as a noble gas in the atmosphere.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) demonstrates a clear, upward-sloping pattern, visually confirming the strong positive relationship between the two variables. It's almost as if the air pollution and existential xkcd comics are entwined in an inexplicable existential dance, much like two particles exhibiting quantum entanglement.
These results offer compelling evidence for the unexpected and thought-provoking linkage between environmental factors and cultural expressions. As we conclude this analysis, we are left with a pertinent dad joke to ponder: "Why did the statistician only read xkcd comics about air quality? They wanted to analyze the 'aerodynamics' of the characters' musings."
These findings not only broaden our understanding of the interconnectedness of disparate domains but also illuminate the whimsical interplay between empirical inquiry and cultural revelations.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of this study align with prior research that has delved into the unexpected convergence of air pollution aggravation in Worcester, Massachusetts, and the thematic portrayal of existentialism in xkcd comics. The correlation coefficient of 0.8645335 corroborates the findings of Smith et al. (2018) and Doe and Jones (2016), who emphasized the profound impact of air pollution on urban ecosystems and human health. The statistically significant p-value < 0.01 lends empirical support to the notion that the relationship between air pollution and existential themes in xkcd comics is not a mere fluke but a legitimate confluence of factors. It's as if the statistical analysis has illuminated a cosmic joke hidden in the data.

The robustness of the statistical evidence in this study resonates with the vibrant musings of existential philosophy, as elucidated by Sartre & Kafka (2003) and the whimsical existential interrogations in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams. The unexpected correlation between air pollution aggravation and existential xkcd comics is akin to stumbling upon a serendipitous joke in the midst of a philosophical treatise.

Moreover, the r-squared value of 0.7474181 suggests that approximately 74.7% of the variability in xkcd comics' focus on existential themes can be attributed to fluctuations in air pollution levels. This substantial explanatory power underscores the salience of air quality as an influential determinant of cultural expression, echoing the unanticipated convergence highlighted by prior literature. It's almost as if the data itself is playfully nudging us to contemplate the whimsical interplay of environmental factors and artistic representation.

The scatterplot, visually confirming the strong positive relationship between air pollution aggravation and existential xkcd comics, serves as a poignant analogy for the inexplicable entanglement of seemingly disparate realms. This visual manifestation of the statistical association is reminiscent of a well-crafted pun that catches the reader off guard, much like the unexpected correlation unearthed in this study.

In this amalgamation of scientific inquiry and cultural revelation, the unexpected interplay between air pollution and existential xkcd comics beckons us to ponder the profound interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated domains. As scholars, we are not only compelled to delve into the empirical ramifications of this serendipitous linkage but also to appreciate the whimsical allure of the unanticipated associations that defy conventional boundaries. In this pursuit, we embrace the mirthful synergy of empirical inquiry and introspective revelry, paving the way for further interdisciplinary exploration. It's almost as if the universe is orchestrating a cosmic joke, inviting us to uncover the hidden punchline within the data.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Worcester, Massachusetts and xkcd comics published about existentialism. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Correlation Between Air Pollution Aggravation in Worcester, Massachusetts and xkcd Comics' Rumination on Existentialism

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study aims to investigate the obscure yet intriguing relationship between ambient air pollution in Worcester, Massachusetts, and the thematic portrayal of existentialism in xkcd comics. By employing a robust dataset from the Environmental Protection Agency and utilizing advanced AI algorithms to analyze relevant xkcd comics, we endeavored to shed light on this unconventional association.

Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8645335 and a statistically significant p-value < 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2007 to 2016. This robust statistical evidence warrants prudent consideration and deeper exploration. However, as we delve into the existential ruminations of our data, we cannot overlook the pressing question that lingers like smog in a polluted city: "What did the air pollution say to the xkcd comic? You take my breath away."

This research not only pioneers an unorthodox linkage between seemingly disparate realms but also extends the boundary of interdisciplinary scholarship into the realm of whimsy. As we maneuver through the haze of empirical inquiry, our synergy of statistical analysis and humorous revelation beckon further investigation into the whimsical amalgamation of air quality and existential comics.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The interplay between environmental factors and cultural expressions has been a topic of growing interest in interdisciplinary research. In this study, we uncover the intriguing relationship between air pollution aggravation in Worcester, Massachusetts, and the thematic portrayal of existentialism in xkcd comics. As we embark on this unusual journey, it is crucial to contemplate the old adage, "Why did the statistician go to art school? To study the humanities and fresh air."
Air pollution, characterized by a medley of particulate matter, volatile organic compounds, and nitrogen oxides, emanates from diverse sources such as industrial activities, vehicular emissions, and, dare we say, high levels of human exhalation after reading an existential xkcd comic. This insidious mixture not only tarnishes the urban skyline but also permeates the cultural fabric, generating a subtle yet palpable impact.
In parallel, xkcd comics, acclaimed for their insightful musings and wry humor on science, technology, and everything in between, have sporadically ventured into the labyrinthine corridors of existentialism. One might ponder, "How does a statistician recount a philosophical joke? With a calculated punchline."
Propelled by this cognitive dissonance, we sought to elucidate the nexus of these seemingly incongruous entities. Our inquiry navigates the nebulous space of quantitative analysis and qualitative interpretation, akin to decoding a cryptic xkcd comic while balancing statistical equations. As we delve into the data, we cannot help but be reminded of the paradoxical nature of our endeavor: "Why did the researcher bring a ladder to the air pollution measurement site? To take the study to new heights."
The undeniable correlation between air pollution aggravation and the thematic portrayal of existentialism in xkcd comics unveils an uncharted terrain for scholarship. Our study not only underscores the interdependence of environmental and cultural phenomena but also beckons the scientific community to embrace the whimsical interplay that transcends traditional boundaries. As we embark on this odyssey, we do so with the recognition that, much like the atmospheric constituents we study, the essence of our research is a fusion of empirical rigor and lighthearted inspiration.

[[RESULTS]]
The data analysis conducted in this study revealed a strong positive correlation between air pollution aggravation in Worcester, Massachusetts and the thematic portrayal of existentialism in xkcd comics. The correlation coefficient of 0.8645335 suggests a robust relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. This correlation is stronger than the bond between a chemist and their favorite flask.
Moreover, the r-squared value of 0.7474181 indicates that approximately 74.7% of the variability in xkcd comics' focus on existential themes can be explained by variations in air pollution levels. This finding is as reliable as a beaker in a chemistry lab.
The p-value being less than 0.01 provides strong evidence to reject the null hypothesis and supports the assertion that there is a significant association between air pollution aggravation and existential themes in xkcd comics. This level of significance is as rare as a noble gas in the atmosphere.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) demonstrates a clear, upward-sloping pattern, visually confirming the strong positive relationship between the two variables. It's almost as if the air pollution and existential xkcd comics are entwined in an inexplicable existential dance, much like two particles exhibiting quantum entanglement.
These results offer compelling evidence for the unexpected and thought-provoking linkage between environmental factors and cultural expressions. As we conclude this analysis, we are left with a pertinent dad joke to ponder: "Why did the statistician only read xkcd comics about air quality? They wanted to analyze the 'aerodynamics' of the characters' musings."
These findings not only broaden our understanding of the interconnectedness of disparate domains but also illuminate the whimsical interplay between empirical inquiry and cultural revelations.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, the profound correlation between air pollution aggravation in Worcester, Massachusetts and the thematic portrayal of existentialism in xkcd comics has been established with resounding statistical evidence. It seems that air pollution is not merely a matter of atmospheric chemistry but also a muse for existential musings. Much like a well-timed pun, the connection between these seemingly incongruous variables is both unexpected and delightful.

Our findings showcase a robust relationship between these domains, akin to the bond between a scientist and their lab equipment. The statistical significance of this association is as rare as a scientifically accurate joke in a sitcom. The strong positive correlation coefficient hints at a connection deeper than a subatomic particle's existential crisis.

As we reflect on our research journey, it becomes evident that no further investigation is necessary in this arresting area of study. It seems the only thing left to say is that the results truly take our breath away, though we suspect the air pollution might have something to do with that!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Correlation Between Air Pollution Aggravation in Worcester, Massachusetts and xkcd Comics' Rumination on Existentialism. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Environmental Humor Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Correlation Between Air Pollution Aggravation in Worcester, Massachusetts and xkcd Comics' Rumination on Existentialism. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Quirky Cross-Disciplinary Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Correlation Between Air Pollution Aggravation in Worcester, Massachusetts and xkcd Comics' Rumination on Existentialism with an abstract of This study aims to investigate the obscure yet intriguing relationship between ambient air pollution in Worcester, Massachusetts, and the thematic portrayal of existentialism in xkcd comics. By employing a robust dataset from the Environmental Protection Agency and utilizing advanced AI algorithms to analyze relevant xkcd comics, we endeavored to shed light on this unconventional association.
Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8645335 and a statistically significant p-value < 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2007 to 2016. This robust statistical evidence warrants prudent consideration and deeper exploration. However, as we delve into the existential ruminations of our data, we cannot overlook the pressing question that lingers like smog in a polluted city: "What did the air pollution say to the xkcd comic? You take my breath away."
This research not only pioneers an unorthodox linkage between seemingly disparate realms but also extends the boundary of interdisciplinary scholarship into the realm of whimsy. As we maneuver through the haze of empirical inquiry, our synergy of statistical analysis and humorous revelation beckon further investigation into the whimsical amalgamation of air quality and existential comics.

ChatGPT:

Worcester, Massachusetts, air pollution, xkcd comics, existentialism, correlation, environmental protection agency, statistical analysis, AI algorithms, interdisciplinary scholarship, whimsical linkage, empirical inquiry

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Data details

Air pollution in Worcester, Massachusetts
Detailed data title: Percentage of days 'unhealthy' or worse air quality in Worcester, MA-CT
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in Worcester, Massachusetts

xkcd comics published about existentialism
Detailed data title: The number of xkcd comics published each year about existentialism
Source: AI analysis of xkcd comics
Additional Info: I designed a Python workflow to perform OCR on every xkcd comic, feed that text into a large language model, and ask the model whether this comic was about the category named in the title.

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Correlation r = 0.8645335 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7474181 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 74.7% of the change in the one variable (i.e., xkcd comics published about existentialism) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air pollution in Worcester, Massachusetts) over the 10 years from 2007 through 2016.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.0012. 0.0012471003474790912000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.86 in 0.12% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 802 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 9 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 9 because we have two variables measured over a period of 10 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.52, 0.97 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2007200820092010201120122013201420152016
Air pollution in Worcester, Massachusetts (Bad air quality days)2.739730.5464480.27397300.2739730.2732240000.273224
xkcd comics published about existentialism (xkcd comics)18811891181076




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([2.73973,0.546448,0.273973,0,0.273973,0.273224,0,0,0,0.273224,])
array_2 = np.array([18,8,11,8,9,11,8,10,7,6,])
array_1_name = "Air pollution in Worcester, Massachusetts"
array_2_name = "xkcd comics published about existentialism"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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