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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and the second variable is Google searches for 'tummy ache'.  The chart goes from 2004 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

People in Lynchburg, Virginia were feeling so refreshed by the clean air that they couldn't resist doing somersaults and cartwheels, leading to an unexpected upsurge in tummy aches. It's a classic case of too much oxygen leading to too much acrobatics!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image inspired by Bauhaus, depicting a scene in Lynchburg, Virginia. The clean and fresh air prompts people to somersault and do cartwheels, while some clutch their tummies feeling unwell. Simultaneously, a surge in Google searches for 'tummy ache' from the area is occurring. Capture the contrast between the carefree acrobatics and the emerging discomfort that contrasts the idyllic setting. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and Google searches for 'tummy ache'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: inspired by bauhaus a funny image you would see on reddit Cutsy art illustration A photo-realistic image a funny image macro
ChatGPT: inspired by bauhaus

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and Google searches for 'tummy ache', in the following situation: People in Lynchburg, Virginia were feeling so refreshed by the clean air that they couldn't resist doing somersaults and cartwheels, leading to an unexpected upsurge in tummy aches. It's a classic case of too much oxygen leading to too much acrobatics!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Lynchburg, Virginia, the air is so clean and fresh that people are seen somersaulting and doing cartwheels, but some are now clutching their tummies, feeling unwell from the sudden surge in acrobatics. Meanwhile, Google searches for 'tummy ache' from the area are rapidly increasing as a result.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ inspired by bauhaus ] and depicting this scene: In Lynchburg, Virginia, the air is so clean and fresh that people are seen somersaulting and doing cartwheels, but some are now clutching their tummies, feeling unwell from the sudden surge in acrobatics. Meanwhile, Google searches for 'tummy ache' from the area are rapidly increasing as a result. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image inspired by Bauhaus, depicting a scene in Lynchburg, Virginia. The clean and fresh air prompts people to somersault and do cartwheels, while some clutch their tummies feeling unwell. Simultaneously, a surge in Google searches for 'tummy ache' from the area is occurring. Capture the contrast between the carefree acrobatics and the emerging discomfort that contrasts the idyllic setting.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia caused tummy ache (Google searches for 'tummy ache') to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Smoke Signals: Investigating the Relationship Between Air Quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'

Journal of Clandestine Air Quality Research

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and Google searches for 'tummy ache'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.

Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9241896 and p < 0.01 for 2004 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Smoke Signals: Investigating the Relationship Between Air Quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the curious correlation between air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'tummy ache'. While we often possess a gut feeling about air quality and its potential impact on health, our team sought to quantify this connection and unveil any underlying patterns. Using data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we scrutinized the years 2004 to 2022, revealing a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9241896 and p < 0.01. It appears that the atmosphere may indeed have an effect on our stomachs, as evidenced by the correlation between air quality and 'tummy ache' searches.

In this study, we discovered that periods of poor air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia were accompanied by an uptick in online searches for 'tummy ache'. This finding raises intriguing possibilities for future research examining the physiological manifestations of air pollution. It also lends credence to the old adage that "bad air makes for a bad stomach" - a pun my colleagues had to endure during data analysis.

Overall, our research emphasizes the multifaceted impact of environmental factors on human health and behavior. Furthermore, it underscores the importance of investigating seemingly unrelated phenomena, as they may turn out to be more connected than we initially thought. The next time one experiences a tummy ache, perhaps a breath of fresh air will truly be in order - both literally and figuratively!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and Google searches for 'tummy ache'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Smoke Signals: Investigating the Relationship Between Air Quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the curious correlation between air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'tummy ache'. While we often possess a gut feeling about air quality and its potential impact on health, our team sought to quantify this connection and unveil any underlying patterns. Using data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we scrutinized the years 2004 to 2022, revealing a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9241896 and p < 0.01. It appears that the atmosphere may indeed have an effect on our stomachs, as evidenced by the correlation between air quality and 'tummy ache' searches.

In this study, we discovered that periods of poor air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia were accompanied by an uptick in online searches for 'tummy ache'. This finding raises intriguing possibilities for future research examining the physiological manifestations of air pollution. It also lends credence to the old adage that "bad air makes for a bad stomach" - a pun my colleagues had to endure during data analysis.

Overall, our research emphasizes the multifaceted impact of environmental factors on human health and behavior. Furthermore, it underscores the importance of investigating seemingly unrelated phenomena, as they may turn out to be more connected than we initially thought. The next time one experiences a tummy ache, perhaps a breath of fresh air will truly be in order - both literally and figuratively!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

There's a saying in research that goes, "it's not just hot air!" Well, in this case, it turns out that the air might actually be causing some stomach-turning effects. Our investigation delves into the intriguing correlation between air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and the frequency of Google searches for the term 'tummy ache'. As we seek to uncover the breath-taking truth behind this connection, we can't help but marvel at the unexpected ways in which our environment impacts our well-being.

The concept of air quality affecting our stomachs may seem like a bit of a stretch - or should I say, a "tummy-ache-inducing twist"? However, as we delved into the data, we were met with surprising evidence suggesting that the air we breathe might have more influence on our internal systems than previously thought. It seems that when the air quality in Lynchburg takes a turn for the worse, people turn to their search engines with a virtual upset stomach.

Now, let's clear the air - this relationship may seem like a bit of a gas, but the numbers don't lie! In our analysis of data spanning nearly two decades, we uncovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient between air quality and 'tummy ache' searches. It seems that the link between ambient air and internal discomfort might be more than just a mere gas; it could be stomach-churning reality.

As we sifted through the data, we couldn't help but stomach another epic dad joke: What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time! Just like that pun, the connection between air quality and tummy-related searches might seem like a bit of a stretch, but the evidence paints a compelling picture.

In the following sections of this paper, we'll delve into the nitty-gritty of our findings and their implications, exploring the potential physiological and psychological implications of this unexpected correlation. It's not every day that we get to uncover groundbreaking connections that take our breath away - pun very much intended! So, let's take a deep breath and dive into the compelling world of environmental influences on our well-being, one dad joke at a time.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and Google searches for 'tummy ache'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some cartoons and childrens' shows that you watched that are related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Smoke Signals: Investigating the Relationship Between Air Quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the curious correlation between air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'tummy ache'. While we often possess a gut feeling about air quality and its potential impact on health, our team sought to quantify this connection and unveil any underlying patterns. Using data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we scrutinized the years 2004 to 2022, revealing a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9241896 and p < 0.01. It appears that the atmosphere may indeed have an effect on our stomachs, as evidenced by the correlation between air quality and 'tummy ache' searches.

In this study, we discovered that periods of poor air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia were accompanied by an uptick in online searches for 'tummy ache'. This finding raises intriguing possibilities for future research examining the physiological manifestations of air pollution. It also lends credence to the old adage that "bad air makes for a bad stomach" - a pun my colleagues had to endure during data analysis.

Overall, our research emphasizes the multifaceted impact of environmental factors on human health and behavior. Furthermore, it underscores the importance of investigating seemingly unrelated phenomena, as they may turn out to be more connected than we initially thought. The next time one experiences a tummy ache, perhaps a breath of fresh air will truly be in order - both literally and figuratively!

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
There's a saying in research that goes, "it's not just hot air!" Well, in this case, it turns out that the air might actually be causing some stomach-turning effects. Our investigation delves into the intriguing correlation between air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and the frequency of Google searches for the term 'tummy ache'. As we seek to uncover the breath-taking truth behind this connection, we can't help but marvel at the unexpected ways in which our environment impacts our well-being.
The concept of air quality affecting our stomachs may seem like a bit of a stretch - or should I say, a "tummy-ache-inducing twist"? However, as we delved into the data, we were met with surprising evidence suggesting that the air we breathe might have more influence on our internal systems than previously thought. It seems that when the air quality in Lynchburg takes a turn for the worse, people turn to their search engines with a virtual upset stomach.
Now, let's clear the air - this relationship may seem like a bit of a gas, but the numbers don't lie! In our analysis of data spanning nearly two decades, we uncovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient between air quality and 'tummy ache' searches. It seems that the link between ambient air and internal discomfort might be more than just a mere gas; it could be stomach-churning reality.
As we sifted through the data, we couldn't help but stomach another epic dad joke: What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time! Just like that pun, the connection between air quality and tummy-related searches might seem like a bit of a stretch, but the evidence paints a compelling picture.
In the following sections of this paper, we'll delve into the nitty-gritty of our findings and their implications, exploring the potential physiological and psychological implications of this unexpected correlation. It's not every day that we get to uncover groundbreaking connections that take our breath away - pun very much intended! So, let's take a deep breath and dive into the compelling world of environmental influences on our well-being, one dad joke at a time.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Previous studies have shed light on the impact of environmental factors on human health and behavior. Smith et al. (2015) investigated the effects of air pollution on respiratory health, while Doe et al. (2018) delved into the psychological implications of living in areas with poor air quality. However, our study takes a unique approach by examining the relationship between air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and Google searches for 'tummy ache', bringing a breath of fresh air to the realm of environmental health research.

In "Book," the authors find that air pollution can have a wide range of unexpected health effects, from respiratory issues to cardiovascular complications. It seems that poor air quality doesn't just leave us breathless - it may also leave us clutching our stomachs in discomfort. Speaking of discomfort, did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!

Jones' research (2017) on the connection between environmental factors and public health underscores the need for comprehensive examinations of the subtle yet impactful ways in which our surroundings shape our well-being. While the link between air quality and 'tummy ache' searches may at first seem like a bit of a stretch, it's clear that this relationship is nothing to sneeze at. In fact, it may just leave us feeling a bit under the weather - pun very much intended!

In the fictional realm, the novel "Fumes of Fate" by E. Smog explores the mystical consequences of polluted air on the characters' physical and emotional states. Similarly, the children's cartoon "Polluto the Plume" vividly illustrates the interconnectedness of environmental elements and bodily sensations in a whimsical, albeit informative, manner. As our study unravels the unexpected ties between air quality and tummy-related searches, it's hard not to feel a bit light-headed - much like a balloon filled with helium!

While our findings may invite lighthearted banter, it's crucial to recognize the profound implications they hold for understanding the intricate interplay between environmental conditions and human health. As we continue to navigate the swirling currents of research, we must remain open to the possibility of weaving unexpected threads of connection - and perhaps even a few puns - into the fabric of scientific inquiry. After all, in the world of scholarly pursuit, a well-placed dad joke may just be the unexpected breath of fresh air we all need!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and Google searches for 'tummy ache'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends . You used data from 2004 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Smoke Signals: Investigating the Relationship Between Air Quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the curious correlation between air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'tummy ache'. While we often possess a gut feeling about air quality and its potential impact on health, our team sought to quantify this connection and unveil any underlying patterns. Using data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we scrutinized the years 2004 to 2022, revealing a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9241896 and p < 0.01. It appears that the atmosphere may indeed have an effect on our stomachs, as evidenced by the correlation between air quality and 'tummy ache' searches.

In this study, we discovered that periods of poor air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia were accompanied by an uptick in online searches for 'tummy ache'. This finding raises intriguing possibilities for future research examining the physiological manifestations of air pollution. It also lends credence to the old adage that "bad air makes for a bad stomach" - a pun my colleagues had to endure during data analysis.

Overall, our research emphasizes the multifaceted impact of environmental factors on human health and behavior. Furthermore, it underscores the importance of investigating seemingly unrelated phenomena, as they may turn out to be more connected than we initially thought. The next time one experiences a tummy ache, perhaps a breath of fresh air will truly be in order - both literally and figuratively!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
There's a saying in research that goes, "it's not just hot air!" Well, in this case, it turns out that the air might actually be causing some stomach-turning effects. Our investigation delves into the intriguing correlation between air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and the frequency of Google searches for the term 'tummy ache'. As we seek to uncover the breath-taking truth behind this connection, we can't help but marvel at the unexpected ways in which our environment impacts our well-being.
The concept of air quality affecting our stomachs may seem like a bit of a stretch - or should I say, a "tummy-ache-inducing twist"? However, as we delved into the data, we were met with surprising evidence suggesting that the air we breathe might have more influence on our internal systems than previously thought. It seems that when the air quality in Lynchburg takes a turn for the worse, people turn to their search engines with a virtual upset stomach.
Now, let's clear the air - this relationship may seem like a bit of a gas, but the numbers don't lie! In our analysis of data spanning nearly two decades, we uncovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient between air quality and 'tummy ache' searches. It seems that the link between ambient air and internal discomfort might be more than just a mere gas; it could be stomach-churning reality.
As we sifted through the data, we couldn't help but stomach another epic dad joke: What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time! Just like that pun, the connection between air quality and tummy-related searches might seem like a bit of a stretch, but the evidence paints a compelling picture.
In the following sections of this paper, we'll delve into the nitty-gritty of our findings and their implications, exploring the potential physiological and psychological implications of this unexpected correlation. It's not every day that we get to uncover groundbreaking connections that take our breath away - pun very much intended! So, let's take a deep breath and dive into the compelling world of environmental influences on our well-being, one dad joke at a time.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To illuminate the relationship between air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and Google searches for 'tummy ache', our research team employed a combination of data retrieval and statistical analysis. This unique blend of methods allowed us to sniff out any potential links between atmospheric conditions and online expressions of gastrointestinal unease.

Firstly, we obtained air quality data from the Environmental Protection Agency, stretching from 2004 to 2022. We didn't want to "pollute" our analysis with incomplete data, so we ensured that our dataset encompassed a comprehensive timeframe. This meant sifting through a sea of information to capture any fluctuations in particulate matter, ozone levels, and other atmospheric indicators. It was quite an "air"-raising endeavor, but pun enthusiasts in the team reveled in the opportunity to crack jokes about "Air-lysis" and "Atmos-fear."

Once we'd gathered the air quality data, we then turned to Google Trends to track the frequency of searches for 'tummy ache' within the same timeframe and geographical scope. This data was a treasure trove of insights, revealing the ebb and flow of virtual tummy troubles as they waxed and waned in response to our atmospheric findings. We navigated through Google's search analytics with the precision of a digital compass, navigating the data ocean for any signs of virtual stomach upheaval.

Now, here comes the punchline – or should I say the "punchline"-ate matter analysis? Once we had our hands on the datasets, we utilized a combination of statistical analysis tools, including correlation coefficients and regression models, to scrutinize the relationship between air quality and the frequency of 'tummy ache' searches. Our calculations involved meticulous precision, ensuring that we didn't blow things out of proportion and stayed grounded in our findings.

In addition to this statistical scrutiny, we also employed a qualitative approach to contextualize our findings within the broader landscape of environmental and health research. This involved a thorough literature review encompassing perspectives from epidemiology, public health, and environmental psychology. We left no stone unturned in our quest for comprehensive understanding, as we didn't want to leave any "earth-shattering" discoveries buried beneath the surface.

The interplay between quantitative analysis, data wrangling, and contextual synthesis made for a methodology that was as diverse as the array of dad jokes peppered throughout our research discussions. And just like a well-crafted dad joke, our methodology aimed to combine technical rigor with a touch of lightheartedness, making our investigation both informative and "punnily" engaging.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and Google searches for 'tummy ache'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends .

For the time period 2004 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9241896, r-squared of 0.8541265, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Smoke Signals: Investigating the Relationship Between Air Quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the curious correlation between air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'tummy ache'. While we often possess a gut feeling about air quality and its potential impact on health, our team sought to quantify this connection and unveil any underlying patterns. Using data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we scrutinized the years 2004 to 2022, revealing a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9241896 and p < 0.01. It appears that the atmosphere may indeed have an effect on our stomachs, as evidenced by the correlation between air quality and 'tummy ache' searches.

In this study, we discovered that periods of poor air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia were accompanied by an uptick in online searches for 'tummy ache'. This finding raises intriguing possibilities for future research examining the physiological manifestations of air pollution. It also lends credence to the old adage that "bad air makes for a bad stomach" - a pun my colleagues had to endure during data analysis.

Overall, our research emphasizes the multifaceted impact of environmental factors on human health and behavior. Furthermore, it underscores the importance of investigating seemingly unrelated phenomena, as they may turn out to be more connected than we initially thought. The next time one experiences a tummy ache, perhaps a breath of fresh air will truly be in order - both literally and figuratively!

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
There's a saying in research that goes, "it's not just hot air!" Well, in this case, it turns out that the air might actually be causing some stomach-turning effects. Our investigation delves into the intriguing correlation between air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and the frequency of Google searches for the term 'tummy ache'. As we seek to uncover the breath-taking truth behind this connection, we can't help but marvel at the unexpected ways in which our environment impacts our well-being.
The concept of air quality affecting our stomachs may seem like a bit of a stretch - or should I say, a "tummy-ache-inducing twist"? However, as we delved into the data, we were met with surprising evidence suggesting that the air we breathe might have more influence on our internal systems than previously thought. It seems that when the air quality in Lynchburg takes a turn for the worse, people turn to their search engines with a virtual upset stomach.
Now, let's clear the air - this relationship may seem like a bit of a gas, but the numbers don't lie! In our analysis of data spanning nearly two decades, we uncovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient between air quality and 'tummy ache' searches. It seems that the link between ambient air and internal discomfort might be more than just a mere gas; it could be stomach-churning reality.
As we sifted through the data, we couldn't help but stomach another epic dad joke: What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time! Just like that pun, the connection between air quality and tummy-related searches might seem like a bit of a stretch, but the evidence paints a compelling picture.
In the following sections of this paper, we'll delve into the nitty-gritty of our findings and their implications, exploring the potential physiological and psychological implications of this unexpected correlation. It's not every day that we get to uncover groundbreaking connections that take our breath away - pun very much intended! So, let's take a deep breath and dive into the compelling world of environmental influences on our well-being, one dad joke at a time.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our study uncovered a remarkably strong correlation between air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and the frequency of Google searches for 'tummy ache'. The correlation coefficient of 0.9241896 and r-squared of 0.8541265 suggest a robust and consistent relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. It seems that when it comes to the air in Lynchburg, it truly is a case of "what you see is what you gasp for"!

Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 indicates that the probability of observing such a strong correlation by chance is extremely low. It appears that the connection between air quality and 'tummy ache' searches is as significant as a well-timed dad joke at a family gathering - impossible to ignore!

As presented in Figure 1, the scatterplot graphically illustrates the tight relationship we observed between air quality and Google searches for 'tummy ache'. The data points form a clear pattern, akin to the intricate dance of a well-coordinated comedy duo. One could say that our findings really take the..."wind" out of our sails!

Our results indicate that periods of poor air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia were consistently accompanied by an increase in online searches for 'tummy ache'. It seems that residents of Lynchburg, much like a finicky toddler, are quick to express their discomfort when subjected to unpleasant environmental conditions. Perhaps we should take their "tummy aches" a bit more seriously - after all, it might really be a "gut feeling"!

Overall, our research supports the notion that environmental factors can have unexpected and wide-reaching effects on human health and behavior. The connection between air quality and 'tummy ache' searches might seem like a bit of a gas, but the evidence speaks volumes. It's clear that when it comes to our well-being, the air we breathe may play a more influential role than we ever anticipated.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and Google searches for 'tummy ache'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Smoke Signals: Investigating the Relationship Between Air Quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the curious correlation between air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'tummy ache'. While we often possess a gut feeling about air quality and its potential impact on health, our team sought to quantify this connection and unveil any underlying patterns. Using data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we scrutinized the years 2004 to 2022, revealing a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9241896 and p < 0.01. It appears that the atmosphere may indeed have an effect on our stomachs, as evidenced by the correlation between air quality and 'tummy ache' searches.

In this study, we discovered that periods of poor air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia were accompanied by an uptick in online searches for 'tummy ache'. This finding raises intriguing possibilities for future research examining the physiological manifestations of air pollution. It also lends credence to the old adage that "bad air makes for a bad stomach" - a pun my colleagues had to endure during data analysis.

Overall, our research emphasizes the multifaceted impact of environmental factors on human health and behavior. Furthermore, it underscores the importance of investigating seemingly unrelated phenomena, as they may turn out to be more connected than we initially thought. The next time one experiences a tummy ache, perhaps a breath of fresh air will truly be in order - both literally and figuratively!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Previous studies have shed light on the impact of environmental factors on human health and behavior. Smith et al. (2015) investigated the effects of air pollution on respiratory health, while Doe et al. (2018) delved into the psychological implications of living in areas with poor air quality. However, our study takes a unique approach by examining the relationship between air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and Google searches for 'tummy ache', bringing a breath of fresh air to the realm of environmental health research.
In "Book," the authors find that air pollution can have a wide range of unexpected health effects, from respiratory issues to cardiovascular complications. It seems that poor air quality doesn't just leave us breathless - it may also leave us clutching our stomachs in discomfort. Speaking of discomfort, did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
Jones' research (2017) on the connection between environmental factors and public health underscores the need for comprehensive examinations of the subtle yet impactful ways in which our surroundings shape our well-being. While the link between air quality and 'tummy ache' searches may at first seem like a bit of a stretch, it's clear that this relationship is nothing to sneeze at. In fact, it may just leave us feeling a bit under the weather - pun very much intended!
In the fictional realm, the novel "Fumes of Fate" by E. Smog explores the mystical consequences of polluted air on the characters' physical and emotional states. Similarly, the children's cartoon "Polluto the Plume" vividly illustrates the interconnectedness of environmental elements and bodily sensations in a whimsical, albeit informative, manner. As our study unravels the unexpected ties between air quality and tummy-related searches, it's hard not to feel a bit light-headed - much like a balloon filled with helium!
While our findings may invite lighthearted banter, it's crucial to recognize the profound implications they hold for understanding the intricate interplay between environmental conditions and human health. As we continue to navigate the swirling currents of research, we must remain open to the possibility of weaving unexpected threads of connection - and perhaps even a few puns - into the fabric of scientific inquiry. After all, in the world of scholarly pursuit, a well-placed dad joke may just be the unexpected breath of fresh air we all need!

[[RESULTS]]
Our study uncovered a remarkably strong correlation between air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and the frequency of Google searches for 'tummy ache'. The correlation coefficient of 0.9241896 and r-squared of 0.8541265 suggest a robust and consistent relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. It seems that when it comes to the air in Lynchburg, it truly is a case of "what you see is what you gasp for"!
Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 indicates that the probability of observing such a strong correlation by chance is extremely low. It appears that the connection between air quality and 'tummy ache' searches is as significant as a well-timed dad joke at a family gathering - impossible to ignore!
As presented in Figure 1, the scatterplot graphically illustrates the tight relationship we observed between air quality and Google searches for 'tummy ache'. The data points form a clear pattern, akin to the intricate dance of a well-coordinated comedy duo. One could say that our findings really take the..."wind" out of our sails!
Our results indicate that periods of poor air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia were consistently accompanied by an increase in online searches for 'tummy ache'. It seems that residents of Lynchburg, much like a finicky toddler, are quick to express their discomfort when subjected to unpleasant environmental conditions. Perhaps we should take their "tummy aches" a bit more seriously - after all, it might really be a "gut feeling"!
Overall, our research supports the notion that environmental factors can have unexpected and wide-reaching effects on human health and behavior. The connection between air quality and 'tummy ache' searches might seem like a bit of a gas, but the evidence speaks volumes. It's clear that when it comes to our well-being, the air we breathe may play a more influential role than we ever anticipated.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The findings from our study shed light on the intriguing connection between air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and the frequency of Google searches for 'tummy ache'. We observed a robust correlation between these seemingly disparate factors, demonstrating a striking consistency in the relationship. It seems that the residents of Lynchburg aren't just reaching for antacids; they're also reaching for their keyboards when the air quality takes a turn for the worse. As it turns out, the old saying holds true – "where there's bad air, there's a bellyful of trouble"!

Our results align with prior research that has emphasized the multifaceted impact of environmental factors on human health and behavior. In particular, our study complements the work of Smith et al. (2015) and Doe et al. (2018), who investigated the physiological and psychological implications of air pollution, respectively. These connections have been a breath of fresh air, renewing the focus on the broader effects of environmental conditions, and highlighting that even a bout of 'tummy ache' searches might be a symptom of a larger issue at hand.

The literature review also alluded to the surprising health effects of air pollution documented in "Book," further underlining that the impact of air quality on health extends beyond just respiratory issues. Our study strengthens these previous findings and encourages a more holistic consideration of the health implications of poor air quality. It's becoming increasingly clear that the air we breathe doesn't just affect our lungs; it also has a stomach-churning impact on our overall well-being.

Similarly, the lighthearted references to "Fumes of Fate" by E. Smog and "Polluto the Plume" in the literature review may have brought a chuckle, but they serve as a metaphor for the unexpected ties we uncovered between air quality and 'tummy ache' searches. Just as these fictional works vividly illustrate the interplay between environmental elements and bodily sensations, our research has revealed a tangible association between air quality and the public's expression of discomfort.

Our study, though seemingly whimsical at first glance, carries significant implications for understanding the intricate interplay between environmental conditions and human health. Through a bit of humor and a lot of data, it has emphasized the need for comprehensive investigations into seemingly unrelated phenomena. It seems fitting that in the world of scholarly pursuit, a dad joke might just provide the necessary levity to navigate unexpected avenues of scientific inquiry. After all, when it comes to scientific study, a bit of humor can be just the air we need to breathe new life into our research efforts!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and Google searches for 'tummy ache'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Smoke Signals: Investigating the Relationship Between Air Quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the curious correlation between air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'tummy ache'. While we often possess a gut feeling about air quality and its potential impact on health, our team sought to quantify this connection and unveil any underlying patterns. Using data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we scrutinized the years 2004 to 2022, revealing a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9241896 and p < 0.01. It appears that the atmosphere may indeed have an effect on our stomachs, as evidenced by the correlation between air quality and 'tummy ache' searches.

In this study, we discovered that periods of poor air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia were accompanied by an uptick in online searches for 'tummy ache'. This finding raises intriguing possibilities for future research examining the physiological manifestations of air pollution. It also lends credence to the old adage that "bad air makes for a bad stomach" - a pun my colleagues had to endure during data analysis.

Overall, our research emphasizes the multifaceted impact of environmental factors on human health and behavior. Furthermore, it underscores the importance of investigating seemingly unrelated phenomena, as they may turn out to be more connected than we initially thought. The next time one experiences a tummy ache, perhaps a breath of fresh air will truly be in order - both literally and figuratively!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
There's a saying in research that goes, "it's not just hot air!" Well, in this case, it turns out that the air might actually be causing some stomach-turning effects. Our investigation delves into the intriguing correlation between air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and the frequency of Google searches for the term 'tummy ache'. As we seek to uncover the breath-taking truth behind this connection, we can't help but marvel at the unexpected ways in which our environment impacts our well-being.
The concept of air quality affecting our stomachs may seem like a bit of a stretch - or should I say, a "tummy-ache-inducing twist"? However, as we delved into the data, we were met with surprising evidence suggesting that the air we breathe might have more influence on our internal systems than previously thought. It seems that when the air quality in Lynchburg takes a turn for the worse, people turn to their search engines with a virtual upset stomach.
Now, let's clear the air - this relationship may seem like a bit of a gas, but the numbers don't lie! In our analysis of data spanning nearly two decades, we uncovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient between air quality and 'tummy ache' searches. It seems that the link between ambient air and internal discomfort might be more than just a mere gas; it could be stomach-churning reality.
As we sifted through the data, we couldn't help but stomach another epic dad joke: What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time! Just like that pun, the connection between air quality and tummy-related searches might seem like a bit of a stretch, but the evidence paints a compelling picture.
In the following sections of this paper, we'll delve into the nitty-gritty of our findings and their implications, exploring the potential physiological and psychological implications of this unexpected correlation. It's not every day that we get to uncover groundbreaking connections that take our breath away - pun very much intended! So, let's take a deep breath and dive into the compelling world of environmental influences on our well-being, one dad joke at a time.

[[RESULTS]]
Our study uncovered a remarkably strong correlation between air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and the frequency of Google searches for 'tummy ache'. The correlation coefficient of 0.9241896 and r-squared of 0.8541265 suggest a robust and consistent relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. It seems that when it comes to the air in Lynchburg, it truly is a case of "what you see is what you gasp for"!
Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 indicates that the probability of observing such a strong correlation by chance is extremely low. It appears that the connection between air quality and 'tummy ache' searches is as significant as a well-timed dad joke at a family gathering - impossible to ignore!
As presented in Figure 1, the scatterplot graphically illustrates the tight relationship we observed between air quality and Google searches for 'tummy ache'. The data points form a clear pattern, akin to the intricate dance of a well-coordinated comedy duo. One could say that our findings really take the..."wind" out of our sails!
Our results indicate that periods of poor air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia were consistently accompanied by an increase in online searches for 'tummy ache'. It seems that residents of Lynchburg, much like a finicky toddler, are quick to express their discomfort when subjected to unpleasant environmental conditions. Perhaps we should take their "tummy aches" a bit more seriously - after all, it might really be a "gut feeling"!
Overall, our research supports the notion that environmental factors can have unexpected and wide-reaching effects on human health and behavior. The connection between air quality and 'tummy ache' searches might seem like a bit of a gas, but the evidence speaks volumes. It's clear that when it comes to our well-being, the air we breathe may play a more influential role than we ever anticipated.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has shed light on the surprising and substantial relationship between air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and Google searches for 'tummy ache'. It seems that the connection between these seemingly unrelated factors is as clear as day - or should I say, as clear as the air on a good day in Lynchburg! Our findings suggest that the air we breathe might indeed be having an impact on our stomachs, prompting residents to reach for their keyboards and search for relief.

As we wrap up our study, we can't help but marvel at the unexpected twists and turns that environmental factors can introduce into our daily lives. It's like a proverbial roller coaster - stomach-churning, to say the least! Perhaps we should take more notice of the air we breathe, especially when it comes to preserving our digestive comfort. After all, as the old saying goes, "clear air, clear stomach", or at least that's what we hope for the residents of Lynchburg!

At the end of the day, our research has punctuated the importance of considering seemingly improbable connections, as they may hold significant implications for our well-being. It seems that when it comes to our health, we may need to pay more attention to the air we're sucking down - pun very much intended! So, the next time you feel a pang in your gut, perhaps it's time to glance out the window and take a deep breath - it may just clear the air in more ways than one.

Finally, from a scientific standpoint, it seems we've reached an air-tight conclusion - both literally and figuratively. Now, we can confidently say that no more research is needed in this area. It's as clear as the blue sky!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Smoke Signals: Investigating the Relationship Between Air Quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Clandestine Air Quality Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Smoke Signals: Investigating the Relationship Between Air Quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Environmental Health and Unusual Symptom Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Smoke Signals: Investigating the Relationship Between Air Quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache' with an abstract of This study delves into the curious correlation between air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia and the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'tummy ache'. While we often possess a gut feeling about air quality and its potential impact on health, our team sought to quantify this connection and unveil any underlying patterns. Using data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we scrutinized the years 2004 to 2022, revealing a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9241896 and p < 0.01. It appears that the atmosphere may indeed have an effect on our stomachs, as evidenced by the correlation between air quality and 'tummy ache' searches.
In this study, we discovered that periods of poor air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia were accompanied by an uptick in online searches for 'tummy ache'. This finding raises intriguing possibilities for future research examining the physiological manifestations of air pollution. It also lends credence to the old adage that "bad air makes for a bad stomach" - a pun my colleagues had to endure during data analysis.
Overall, our research emphasizes the multifaceted impact of environmental factors on human health and behavior. Furthermore, it underscores the importance of investigating seemingly unrelated phenomena, as they may turn out to be more connected than we initially thought. The next time one experiences a tummy ache, perhaps a breath of fresh air will truly be in order - both literally and figuratively!

ChatGPT:

Air quality, Lynchburg, Virginia, Google searches, Tummy ache, Correlation, Environmental Protection Agency, Google trends, Air pollution, Health impact, Environmental factors, Human behavior, Physiological manifestations, Bad air, Stomach health, Data analysis, Fresh air, Public health

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Data details

Air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia
Detailed data title: Percentage of days with good air quality in Lynchburg, VA
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia

Google searches for 'tummy ache'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'tummy ache' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

See what else correlates with Google searches for 'tummy ache'

Correlation r = 0.9241896 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8541265 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 85.4% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'tummy ache') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia) over the 19 years from 2004 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.6E-8. 0.0000000160155567431818770000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.92 in 1.6E-6% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 62,439,290 random variables You don't actually need 62 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 18 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 18 because we have two variables measured over a period of 19 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.81, 0.97 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia (Good air quality)0.5508470.537190.5565220.50.7203390.8360660.7094020.7946430.8869570.8898310.8782610.9051720.9583330.9649120.9464290.9907410.9909090.924370.991379
Google searches for 'tummy ache' (Rel. search volume)11.7512.751718.7521.666727.534.833342.66675155.58336065.416769.083371.166777.916782.583383.583.583390.5




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([0.550847,0.53719,0.556522,0.5,0.720339,0.836066,0.709402,0.794643,0.886957,0.889831,0.878261,0.905172,0.958333,0.964912,0.946429,0.990741,0.990909,0.92437,0.991379,])
array_2 = np.array([11.75,12.75,17,18.75,21.6667,27.5,34.8333,42.6667,51,55.5833,60,65.4167,69.0833,71.1667,77.9167,82.5833,83.5,83.5833,90.5,])
array_1_name = "Air quality in Lynchburg, Virginia"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'tummy ache'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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