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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Master's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and the second variable is Snowfall in New York. The chart goes from 2012 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time.

A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Master's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and the second variable is Snowfall in New York. The chart goes from 2012 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time.

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AI explanation

As the number of individuals pondering life's deeper questions rose, so did the collective spiritual energy. This inadvertently led to a higher chance of precipitation, as the universe found itself caught up in a metaphysical discussion about whether it was better to be water vapor or snowflakes.

^{Show image generation prompt} Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Create an image of a snow-covered New York City with a majestic cathedral standing tall. The cathedral displays intricate Celtic art and its spires and arches reach towards the sky. On the steps of the cathedral, a group of scholars and theologians in their graduation gowns celebrate their Master's degrees in Theology and religious vocations. As they engage in deep conversations about life's mysteries, white snowflakes gently fall from the sky, adding a serene and contemplative atmosphere to the scene. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.

This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Master's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and Snowfall in New York. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Brutalism Glitch art Oragami Celtic art Cyberpunk
ChatGPT: Celtic art

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Master's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and Snowfall in New York, in the following situation: As the number of individuals pondering life's deeper questions rose, so did the collective spiritual energy. This inadvertently led to a higher chance of precipitation, as the universe found itself caught up in a metaphysical discussion about whether it was better to be water vapor or snowflakes.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a snow-covered New York City, a majestic cathedral stands tall, with the spires and arches reaching towards the sky. On the steps of the cathedral, a group of scholars and theologians in their graduation gowns celebrate their Master's degrees in Theology and religious vocations. As they engage in deep conversations about life's mysteries, white snowflakes begin to gently fall from the sky, adding a serene and contemplative atmosphere to the scene.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Celtic art ] and depicting this scene: In a snow-covered New York City, a majestic cathedral stands tall, with the spires and arches reaching towards the sky. On the steps of the cathedral, a group of scholars and theologians in their graduation gowns celebrate their Master's degrees in Theology and religious vocations. As they engage in deep conversations about life's mysteries, white snowflakes begin to gently fall from the sky, adding a serene and contemplative atmosphere to the scene. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Create an image of a snow-covered New York City with a majestic cathedral standing tall. The cathedral displays intricate Celtic art and its spires and arches reach towards the sky. On the steps of the cathedral, a group of scholars and theologians in their graduation gowns celebrate their Master's degrees in Theology and religious vocations. As they engage in deep conversations about life's mysteries, white snowflakes gently fall from the sky, adding a serene and contemplative atmosphere to the scene.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
^{Show prompt for explanation} Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Master's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations caused Snowfall in New York to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)

When Theology Degrees Reign, Does Snowfall in New York Bring Divine Calling?

The Journal of Ecclesiastical Meteorology

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!

^{Show prompt used to generate this paper} Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and Snowfall in New York. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Perhaps you also got inspiration from some board games that are vaugely related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
When Theology Degrees Reign, Does Snowfall in New York Bring Divine Calling?

[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between Master's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and snowfall in New York may seem as unrelated as a priest giving a sermon on ice skating. However, our study delves into this peculiar connection, aiming to shed light on the enigmatic influence of snowfall on career choices within the religious field.

Employing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the NOAA National Climate Data Center, our research team meticulously analyzed Master's degrees awarded in Theology and the snowfall patterns in New York from 2012 to 2021. As we uncovered the correlation coefficient of 0.8000556 and p < 0.01, we couldn't help but feel like we were on thin ice, but something divine was definitely at play here.

One could say we embarked on a frosty pursuit, seeking to decipher if a flurry of theology degrees could spark a calling to serve the divine amidst the icy domain of New York. And as we trudged through the data, we found ourselves chuckling at the thought of Holy Snow, which turns water into ice with a divine calling.

Our findings revealed a surprisingly robust connection between the number of Master's degrees in Theology awarded and the extent of snowfall in New York. It seems that as the snowflakes blanket the city, the desire to pursue religious vocations also blankets the hearts and minds of individuals studying theology.

As we contemplated this intriguing correlation, we couldn't resist cracking a dad joke: "Why did the theology student bring a snow shovel to class? Because they heard they were going to be learning about divine calling!" Our team agrees, we might need divine intervention for our sense of humor.

In conclusion, our investigation highlights the curious relationship between intellectual pursuits in theology and the atmospheric phenomenon of snowfall, revealing the potential influence of weather on vocational aspirations. Whether the theological students were inspired by the serenity of a winter wonderland or simply pondered an existential crisis brought on by shoveling snow, the connection between theology degrees and snowfall remains an intriguing avenue for further exploration.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the realm of academia, the pursuit of knowledge often leads us to unexpected and enigmatic connections that prompt both curiosity and amusement. Our study delves into one such peculiar correlation: the relationship between Master's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and snowfall in New York. It's as if we stumbled upon a snow-covered punchline to a joke we never knew we were telling, akin to a frosty sermon on the mount.
As we navigate the intersection of theology degrees and snowfall in New York, we embrace the data with rigorous analysis and a hint of frosty humor. We aim to elucidate the influence of snowfall on career choices within the religious field, all the while carefully avoiding the temptation to make too many "icy" jokes. After all, we wouldn't want to put our readers in a "slippery" situation.
With the careful compilation of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the NOAA National Climate Data Center, we scrutinized the trends in Master's degrees awarded in Theology and the snowfall patterns in New York from 2012 to 2021. As the numbers revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8000556 and p < 0.01, it was as if we had unlocked a hidden snow-globe of insights, with theological pursuits and winter weather dancing hand in hand like a divine waltz.
It's intriguing, isn't it? The notion that the depth of one's theological studies may be swayed by the whims of the snowflakes drifting delicately from the sky. And while we were knee-deep in data, we found ourselves unable to resist the urge to slip in a dad joke: "Why don't theologians like cold weather? Because they prefer to avoid any theological freeze!" We assure our esteemed readers, there's "snow" turning back from our love of puns.
Our findings uncovered a compelling correlation between the number of Master's degrees in Theology awarded and the extent of snowfall in New York. As the city adorned itself with a wintry cloak, it seems the seeds of religious vocation took root in the minds of those immersed in theological studies, much like snowflakes settling on the ground to form a beautiful landscape.
As we reflect on this unexpected correlation, our musings invoke yet another chuckle: "What did the devout New Yorker say about the heavy snow? It's a sign that theology students are 'flaking' around the corner!" Just as an unexpected snowfall delights the hearts of New Yorkers, our findings bring a touch of wonder and amusement to the often-serious realm of academically driven research.
In conclusion, our investigation has unveiled a compelling and thought-provoking relationship between the pursuit of theology and the atmospheric phenomenon of snowfall. Whether the allure of religious vocation was stirred by the tranquility of a snow-covered cityscape or by the contemplation of life's deeper questions while shoveling snow, the connection we've uncovered beckons further exploration. As we ponder this whimsical correlation, we invite our readers to join us on this frosty adventure, where academia meets the unexpected wonders of nature.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The association between Master's degrees in Theology and religious callings is a subject that has garnered attention from scholars across diverse fields, ranging from theology and education to sociology and psychology. Numerous studies, such as those by Smith et al. and Doe and Jones, have explored the potential influence of theological education on individuals' vocational paths within religious contexts. These works have provided valuable insights into the intricate relationship between theological training and the pursuit of religious vocations.

In "Ecclesiastical Education and Vocation: A Comprehensive Analysis," Smith et al. unearth compelling evidence linking the depth of theological education to the likelihood of individuals embarking on religious callings. Their findings underscore the profound impact of theological studies on shaping individuals' spiritual and vocational journeys. Likewise, Doe and Jones, in "Theology and Vocation: Unraveling the Spiritual Tapestry," demonstrate the multifaceted interplay between theological knowledge and the discernment of one's calling within various religious traditions.

Moving away from these more traditional academic studies, we also draw inspiration from non-fiction works such as Thomas Merton's "The Seven Storey Mountain" and Henri J.M. Nouwen's "The Inner Voice of Love," which offer intimate accounts of the spiritual transformations experienced by individuals immersed in theological contemplation. While these works may not directly address the meteorological aspects of vocational discernment, they provide invaluable glimpses into the profound influence of theology on personal and vocational development.

If we are to entertain a more whimsical yet intriguing avenue of exploration, we cannot overlook the potential influence of fiction literature and cultural phenomena on our understanding of theological pursuits and, perhaps, their unexpected connections with snowfall. Works such as C.S. Lewis's "The Chronicles of Narnia" and J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Silmarillion" transport readers to mythical realms where divine intervention and spiritual quests are intricately woven into the fabric of snow-covered landscapes. Perhaps there's something enchanting about snowy settings that ignites the imagination and prompts contemplation of higher callings.

And let's not forget the world of board games, where games like "Carcassonne: Winter Edition" and "Snow Tails" ironically whisk players into wintry escapades that, who knows, might just inspire theological ponderings amidst the snow-covered terrain.

In the spirit of merriment and scholarly inquiry, we find ourselves compelled to throw in a dad joke: "What did the theology student say about the heavy snowfall? It's a sign that they're 'flaking' out a divine calling!" Our team admits, we're in need of divine intervention for our sense of humor.

As we embark on this venture into the icy intersection of theology and snowfall, we invite our readers to embrace the unexpected and revel in the wonders that may emerge when intellectual pursuits and natural phenomena collide. There's a snowstorm of possibilities awaiting our exploration, and we're eager to traverse this frosty terrain with scholarly curiosity and a touch of lightheartedness.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and Snowfall in New York. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and NOAA National Climate Data Center . You used data from 2012 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
When Theology Degrees Reign, Does Snowfall in New York Bring Divine Calling?

[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between Master's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and snowfall in New York may seem as unrelated as a priest giving a sermon on ice skating. However, our study delves into this peculiar connection, aiming to shed light on the enigmatic influence of snowfall on career choices within the religious field.

Employing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the NOAA National Climate Data Center, our research team meticulously analyzed Master's degrees awarded in Theology and the snowfall patterns in New York from 2012 to 2021. As we uncovered the correlation coefficient of 0.8000556 and p < 0.01, we couldn't help but feel like we were on thin ice, but something divine was definitely at play here.

One could say we embarked on a frosty pursuit, seeking to decipher if a flurry of theology degrees could spark a calling to serve the divine amidst the icy domain of New York. And as we trudged through the data, we found ourselves chuckling at the thought of Holy Snow, which turns water into ice with a divine calling.

Our findings revealed a surprisingly robust connection between the number of Master's degrees in Theology awarded and the extent of snowfall in New York. It seems that as the snowflakes blanket the city, the desire to pursue religious vocations also blankets the hearts and minds of individuals studying theology.

As we contemplated this intriguing correlation, we couldn't resist cracking a dad joke: "Why did the theology student bring a snow shovel to class? Because they heard they were going to be learning about divine calling!" Our team agrees, we might need divine intervention for our sense of humor.

In conclusion, our investigation highlights the curious relationship between intellectual pursuits in theology and the atmospheric phenomenon of snowfall, revealing the potential influence of weather on vocational aspirations. Whether the theological students were inspired by the serenity of a winter wonderland or simply pondered an existential crisis brought on by shoveling snow, the connection between theology degrees and snowfall remains an intriguing avenue for further exploration.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the realm of academia, the pursuit of knowledge often leads us to unexpected and enigmatic connections that prompt both curiosity and amusement. Our study delves into one such peculiar correlation: the relationship between Master's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and snowfall in New York. It's as if we stumbled upon a snow-covered punchline to a joke we never knew we were telling, akin to a frosty sermon on the mount.
As we navigate the intersection of theology degrees and snowfall in New York, we embrace the data with rigorous analysis and a hint of frosty humor. We aim to elucidate the influence of snowfall on career choices within the religious field, all the while carefully avoiding the temptation to make too many "icy" jokes. After all, we wouldn't want to put our readers in a "slippery" situation.
With the careful compilation of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the NOAA National Climate Data Center, we scrutinized the trends in Master's degrees awarded in Theology and the snowfall patterns in New York from 2012 to 2021. As the numbers revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8000556 and p < 0.01, it was as if we had unlocked a hidden snow-globe of insights, with theological pursuits and winter weather dancing hand in hand like a divine waltz.
It's intriguing, isn't it? The notion that the depth of one's theological studies may be swayed by the whims of the snowflakes drifting delicately from the sky. And while we were knee-deep in data, we found ourselves unable to resist the urge to slip in a dad joke: "Why don't theologians like cold weather? Because they prefer to avoid any theological freeze!" We assure our esteemed readers, there's "snow" turning back from our love of puns.
Our findings uncovered a compelling correlation between the number of Master's degrees in Theology awarded and the extent of snowfall in New York. As the city adorned itself with a wintry cloak, it seems the seeds of religious vocation took root in the minds of those immersed in theological studies, much like snowflakes settling on the ground to form a beautiful landscape.
As we reflect on this unexpected correlation, our musings invoke yet another chuckle: "What did the devout New Yorker say about the heavy snow? It's a sign that theology students are 'flaking' around the corner!" Just as an unexpected snowfall delights the hearts of New Yorkers, our findings bring a touch of wonder and amusement to the often-serious realm of academically driven research.
In conclusion, our investigation has unveiled a compelling and thought-provoking relationship between the pursuit of theology and the atmospheric phenomenon of snowfall. Whether the allure of religious vocation was stirred by the tranquility of a snow-covered cityscape or by the contemplation of life's deeper questions while shoveling snow, the connection we've uncovered beckons further exploration. As we ponder this whimsical correlation, we invite our readers to join us on this frosty adventure, where academia meets the unexpected wonders of nature.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

Our methodology for this research endeavor was as thorough and meticulous as a team of theologians dissecting a particularly intricate biblical passage. We embarked on a journey that combined elements of statistical analysis, data mining, and a sprinkle of whimsy to unravel the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and snowfall in New York. As we treaded through the realms of academia and meteorology, we maintained a keen sense of curiosity, a touch of humor, and a fervent desire to shed light on this intriguing convergence.

To commence our expedition, we gathered data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the NOAA National Climate Data Center, sifting through an avalanche of information spanning the years 2012 to 2021. The meticulous collation of data was akin to preparing for a grand theological discourse, with each piece of information representing a chapter in the profound tale of snowfall and divine callings.

We must confess, navigating the labyrinth of statistical methods and software tools felt reminiscent of navigating a wintry labyrinth, dodging the icy pitfalls and slippery slopes of data analysis. Utilizing regression analysis and time series modeling, we sought to unravel the intricate dance between theological pursuits and snowfall patterns in New York, akin to deciphering the mystical symbolism found within the pages of an ancient religious manuscript.

Our statistical odyssey led us to examine the correlation coefficient and significance level, akin to tracking elusive footprints in freshly fallen snow. The revelation of a correlation coefficient of 0.8000556 and a significance level of p < 0.01 sent chills down our statistical spines, much like unearthing a hidden trove of theological texts buried beneath the frosty layers of the data landscape.

Amidst the serious undertakings of data analysis, we allowed ourselves to indulge in moments of levity, sprinkling our research process with jest and quirk. Much like a snow globe adorned with miniature snowmen, we lightheartedly wove dad jokes into the fabric of our methodology, adding a touch of warmth to our frosty pursuit. For instance, "What do you call a theologian who loves snow? A flake theologian!" In the world of academia, a dash of humor is akin to a crackling fireplace on a winter's night – comforting and inviting.

As we reflect upon our methodological voyage, we believe that our approach, although unconventional at times, encapsulated the essence of our research – a harmonious blend of scholarly rigor and lighthearted exploration. Just like the interplay between snowfall and theological pursuits, our methodology aimed to capture the essence of discovery, unexpected connections, and a hint of frivolity in the pursuit of knowledge.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and Snowfall in New York. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and NOAA National Climate Data Center .

For the time period 2012 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.8000556, r-squared of 0.6400889, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
When Theology Degrees Reign, Does Snowfall in New York Bring Divine Calling?

[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between Master's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and snowfall in New York may seem as unrelated as a priest giving a sermon on ice skating. However, our study delves into this peculiar connection, aiming to shed light on the enigmatic influence of snowfall on career choices within the religious field.

Employing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the NOAA National Climate Data Center, our research team meticulously analyzed Master's degrees awarded in Theology and the snowfall patterns in New York from 2012 to 2021. As we uncovered the correlation coefficient of 0.8000556 and p < 0.01, we couldn't help but feel like we were on thin ice, but something divine was definitely at play here.

One could say we embarked on a frosty pursuit, seeking to decipher if a flurry of theology degrees could spark a calling to serve the divine amidst the icy domain of New York. And as we trudged through the data, we found ourselves chuckling at the thought of Holy Snow, which turns water into ice with a divine calling.

Our findings revealed a surprisingly robust connection between the number of Master's degrees in Theology awarded and the extent of snowfall in New York. It seems that as the snowflakes blanket the city, the desire to pursue religious vocations also blankets the hearts and minds of individuals studying theology.

As we contemplated this intriguing correlation, we couldn't resist cracking a dad joke: "Why did the theology student bring a snow shovel to class? Because they heard they were going to be learning about divine calling!" Our team agrees, we might need divine intervention for our sense of humor.

In conclusion, our investigation highlights the curious relationship between intellectual pursuits in theology and the atmospheric phenomenon of snowfall, revealing the potential influence of weather on vocational aspirations. Whether the theological students were inspired by the serenity of a winter wonderland or simply pondered an existential crisis brought on by shoveling snow, the connection between theology degrees and snowfall remains an intriguing avenue for further exploration.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
In the realm of academia, the pursuit of knowledge often leads us to unexpected and enigmatic connections that prompt both curiosity and amusement. Our study delves into one such peculiar correlation: the relationship between Master's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and snowfall in New York. It's as if we stumbled upon a snow-covered punchline to a joke we never knew we were telling, akin to a frosty sermon on the mount.
As we navigate the intersection of theology degrees and snowfall in New York, we embrace the data with rigorous analysis and a hint of frosty humor. We aim to elucidate the influence of snowfall on career choices within the religious field, all the while carefully avoiding the temptation to make too many "icy" jokes. After all, we wouldn't want to put our readers in a "slippery" situation.
With the careful compilation of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the NOAA National Climate Data Center, we scrutinized the trends in Master's degrees awarded in Theology and the snowfall patterns in New York from 2012 to 2021. As the numbers revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8000556 and p < 0.01, it was as if we had unlocked a hidden snow-globe of insights, with theological pursuits and winter weather dancing hand in hand like a divine waltz.
It's intriguing, isn't it? The notion that the depth of one's theological studies may be swayed by the whims of the snowflakes drifting delicately from the sky. And while we were knee-deep in data, we found ourselves unable to resist the urge to slip in a dad joke: "Why don't theologians like cold weather? Because they prefer to avoid any theological freeze!" We assure our esteemed readers, there's "snow" turning back from our love of puns.
Our findings uncovered a compelling correlation between the number of Master's degrees in Theology awarded and the extent of snowfall in New York. As the city adorned itself with a wintry cloak, it seems the seeds of religious vocation took root in the minds of those immersed in theological studies, much like snowflakes settling on the ground to form a beautiful landscape.
As we reflect on this unexpected correlation, our musings invoke yet another chuckle: "What did the devout New Yorker say about the heavy snow? It's a sign that theology students are 'flaking' around the corner!" Just as an unexpected snowfall delights the hearts of New Yorkers, our findings bring a touch of wonder and amusement to the often-serious realm of academically driven research.
In conclusion, our investigation has unveiled a compelling and thought-provoking relationship between the pursuit of theology and the atmospheric phenomenon of snowfall. Whether the allure of religious vocation was stirred by the tranquility of a snow-covered cityscape or by the contemplation of life's deeper questions while shoveling snow, the connection we've uncovered beckons further exploration. As we ponder this whimsical correlation, we invite our readers to join us on this frosty adventure, where academia meets the unexpected wonders of nature.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]

ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The statistical analysis of our data revealed a strong positive correlation between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Theology and the amount of snowfall in New York from 2012 to 2021, with a correlation coefficient of 0.8000556 and an r-squared value of 0.6400889. This correlation was found to be statistically significant at a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating that the relationship between these two variables is unlikely to be a mere coincidence. It's as if a divine force was at play, guiding the paths of both theology students and snowflakes alike.

Fig. 1, which accompanies this paper, illustrates this striking correlation through a scatterplot, where the number of theology degrees awarded and the snowfall in New York are graphed against each other. It’s almost as if theology and snowfall are engaged in a delicate pas de deux, with each influencing the other in an elegant dance of vocational inspiration and wintry precipitation.

The magnitude of the correlation coefficient suggests that as the snowfall in New York increases, so does the number of Master's degrees awarded in Theology. It’s like the theological aspirations of students are being snow-casted by the whims of the weather! With such a strong correlation, one might even say that the relationship between theology degrees and snowfall is as solid as ice.

The implications of this connection extend beyond mere statistical analysis; they touch upon the very essence of human inspiration and vocational calling. This robust relationship between academic pursuits in theology and the natural occurrence of snowfall prompts both awe and amusement, as if a celestial hand were gently nudging theology students to answer the snowy call to ministry.

As we marveled at the strength of this correlation, we couldn't help but crack a dad joke: "Why did the theologian go to work in a snowstorm? They heard the office was 'chilly' with divine inspiration!" While our sense of humor might be snow joke, the profound implications of this correlation certainly aren't lost on us.

In conclusion, our research has unearthed a captivating and unexpected link between Master's degrees awarded in Theology and the annual snowfall in New York. Whether it's the contemplative ambiance of a snow-covered landscape or the metaphysical ponderings induced by clearing pathways through snow, the bond between theology degrees and snowfall opens a gateway to further exploration and wonder, much like stumbling upon an unexpected snowstorm in the middle of May.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and Snowfall in New York. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
When Theology Degrees Reign, Does Snowfall in New York Bring Divine Calling?

[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between Master's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and snowfall in New York may seem as unrelated as a priest giving a sermon on ice skating. However, our study delves into this peculiar connection, aiming to shed light on the enigmatic influence of snowfall on career choices within the religious field.

Employing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the NOAA National Climate Data Center, our research team meticulously analyzed Master's degrees awarded in Theology and the snowfall patterns in New York from 2012 to 2021. As we uncovered the correlation coefficient of 0.8000556 and p < 0.01, we couldn't help but feel like we were on thin ice, but something divine was definitely at play here.

One could say we embarked on a frosty pursuit, seeking to decipher if a flurry of theology degrees could spark a calling to serve the divine amidst the icy domain of New York. And as we trudged through the data, we found ourselves chuckling at the thought of Holy Snow, which turns water into ice with a divine calling.

Our findings revealed a surprisingly robust connection between the number of Master's degrees in Theology awarded and the extent of snowfall in New York. It seems that as the snowflakes blanket the city, the desire to pursue religious vocations also blankets the hearts and minds of individuals studying theology.

As we contemplated this intriguing correlation, we couldn't resist cracking a dad joke: "Why did the theology student bring a snow shovel to class? Because they heard they were going to be learning about divine calling!" Our team agrees, we might need divine intervention for our sense of humor.

In conclusion, our investigation highlights the curious relationship between intellectual pursuits in theology and the atmospheric phenomenon of snowfall, revealing the potential influence of weather on vocational aspirations. Whether the theological students were inspired by the serenity of a winter wonderland or simply pondered an existential crisis brought on by shoveling snow, the connection between theology degrees and snowfall remains an intriguing avenue for further exploration.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The association between Master's degrees in Theology and religious callings is a subject that has garnered attention from scholars across diverse fields, ranging from theology and education to sociology and psychology. Numerous studies, such as those by Smith et al. and Doe and Jones, have explored the potential influence of theological education on individuals' vocational paths within religious contexts. These works have provided valuable insights into the intricate relationship between theological training and the pursuit of religious vocations.
In "Ecclesiastical Education and Vocation: A Comprehensive Analysis," Smith et al. unearth compelling evidence linking the depth of theological education to the likelihood of individuals embarking on religious callings. Their findings underscore the profound impact of theological studies on shaping individuals' spiritual and vocational journeys. Likewise, Doe and Jones, in "Theology and Vocation: Unraveling the Spiritual Tapestry," demonstrate the multifaceted interplay between theological knowledge and the discernment of one's calling within various religious traditions.
Moving away from these more traditional academic studies, we also draw inspiration from non-fiction works such as Thomas Merton's "The Seven Storey Mountain" and Henri J.M. Nouwen's "The Inner Voice of Love," which offer intimate accounts of the spiritual transformations experienced by individuals immersed in theological contemplation. While these works may not directly address the meteorological aspects of vocational discernment, they provide invaluable glimpses into the profound influence of theology on personal and vocational development.
If we are to entertain a more whimsical yet intriguing avenue of exploration, we cannot overlook the potential influence of fiction literature and cultural phenomena on our understanding of theological pursuits and, perhaps, their unexpected connections with snowfall. Works such as C.S. Lewis's "The Chronicles of Narnia" and J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Silmarillion" transport readers to mythical realms where divine intervention and spiritual quests are intricately woven into the fabric of snow-covered landscapes. Perhaps there's something enchanting about snowy settings that ignites the imagination and prompts contemplation of higher callings.
And let's not forget the world of board games, where games like "Carcassonne: Winter Edition" and "Snow Tails" ironically whisk players into wintry escapades that, who knows, might just inspire theological ponderings amidst the snow-covered terrain.
In the spirit of merriment and scholarly inquiry, we find ourselves compelled to throw in a dad joke: "What did the theology student say about the heavy snowfall? It's a sign that they're 'flaking' out a divine calling!" Our team admits, we're in need of divine intervention for our sense of humor.
As we embark on this venture into the icy intersection of theology and snowfall, we invite our readers to embrace the unexpected and revel in the wonders that may emerge when intellectual pursuits and natural phenomena collide. There's a snowstorm of possibilities awaiting our exploration, and we're eager to traverse this frosty terrain with scholarly curiosity and a touch of lightheartedness.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of our data revealed a strong positive correlation between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Theology and the amount of snowfall in New York from 2012 to 2021, with a correlation coefficient of 0.8000556 and an r-squared value of 0.6400889. This correlation was found to be statistically significant at a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating that the relationship between these two variables is unlikely to be a mere coincidence. It's as if a divine force was at play, guiding the paths of both theology students and snowflakes alike.
Fig. 1, which accompanies this paper, illustrates this striking correlation through a scatterplot, where the number of theology degrees awarded and the snowfall in New York are graphed against each other. It’s almost as if theology and snowfall are engaged in a delicate pas de deux, with each influencing the other in an elegant dance of vocational inspiration and wintry precipitation.
The magnitude of the correlation coefficient suggests that as the snowfall in New York increases, so does the number of Master's degrees awarded in Theology. It’s like the theological aspirations of students are being snow-casted by the whims of the weather! With such a strong correlation, one might even say that the relationship between theology degrees and snowfall is as solid as ice.
The implications of this connection extend beyond mere statistical analysis; they touch upon the very essence of human inspiration and vocational calling. This robust relationship between academic pursuits in theology and the natural occurrence of snowfall prompts both awe and amusement, as if a celestial hand were gently nudging theology students to answer the snowy call to ministry.
As we marveled at the strength of this correlation, we couldn't help but crack a dad joke: "Why did the theologian go to work in a snowstorm? They heard the office was 'chilly' with divine inspiration!" While our sense of humor might be snow joke, the profound implications of this correlation certainly aren't lost on us.
In conclusion, our research has unearthed a captivating and unexpected link between Master's degrees awarded in Theology and the annual snowfall in New York. Whether it's the contemplative ambiance of a snow-covered landscape or the metaphysical ponderings induced by clearing pathways through snow, the bond between theology degrees and snowfall opens a gateway to further exploration and wonder, much like stumbling upon an unexpected snowstorm in the middle of May.

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[[DISCUSSION]]

The substantial correlation uncovered between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Theology and the extent of snowfall in New York from 2012 to 2021 is as intriguing as finding a snowman doing stand-up comedy. Our findings not only echo the prior research by Smith et al. and Doe and Jones, highlighting the influence of theological education on vocational paths within religious contexts, but they also add a frosty twist to the narrative. It's almost as if theology and snowfall have formed an unexpected partnership, akin to a theological snowball effect, where the pursuit of theological knowledge perpetuates the proliferation of snowy vocations.

The duality of the relationship between theology degrees and snowfall is reminiscent of a divine choreography, where the theological academia pirouettes with the atmospheric patterns, resulting in an elegant statistical ballet. This correlation coefficient of 0.8000556 between the number of theology degrees and snowfall in New York is as sturdy as a snow fort, defying the chance of being merely coincidental.

Our results align with the speculative yet captivating notion that snowy settings may indeed have an enigmatic influence on vocational discernment, reminiscent of the wintry spiritual quests depicted in cultural phenomena such as C.S. Lewis's "The Chronicles of Narnia" and J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Silmarillion." It seems that theological contemplation and snowy landscapes share a deeper connection than initially perceived, akin to a divine snow globe where personal and vocational development mingle amidst a flurry of theosophical ponderings.

The whimsical yet insightful parallels drawn from our results not only provide a novel lens through which to view the intersection of intellectual pursuits and natural phenomena but also invite further examination of the influences of weather patterns on vocational inspirations. Whether it's the contemplative ambiance of a snow-covered landscape or the metaphysical ponderings induced by traversing through snow, the synergy between theology degrees and snowfall presents a captivating avenue for future research.

As we pondered the implications of our findings, we couldn't help but sprinkle a dad joke into the discourse: "Why did the theology student bring a snow shovel to class? Because they heard they were going to be learning about divine calling!" While our sense of humor might be as chilling as a winter's breeze, the remarkable implications of this correlation are not lost on us.

In unraveling this captivating correlation, our research has not only advanced the understanding of the intricate relationship between theology degrees and snowfall but has also fostered a spirited appreciation for the unexpected alliances that can emerge when disparate elements converge. Much like stumbling upon an unforeseen snowstorm in the middle of May, our discovery opens a gateway to further exploration and wonder in the realms of academia and natural phenomena.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and Snowfall in New York. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
When Theology Degrees Reign, Does Snowfall in New York Bring Divine Calling?

[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between Master's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and snowfall in New York may seem as unrelated as a priest giving a sermon on ice skating. However, our study delves into this peculiar connection, aiming to shed light on the enigmatic influence of snowfall on career choices within the religious field.

Employing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the NOAA National Climate Data Center, our research team meticulously analyzed Master's degrees awarded in Theology and the snowfall patterns in New York from 2012 to 2021. As we uncovered the correlation coefficient of 0.8000556 and p < 0.01, we couldn't help but feel like we were on thin ice, but something divine was definitely at play here.

One could say we embarked on a frosty pursuit, seeking to decipher if a flurry of theology degrees could spark a calling to serve the divine amidst the icy domain of New York. And as we trudged through the data, we found ourselves chuckling at the thought of Holy Snow, which turns water into ice with a divine calling.

Our findings revealed a surprisingly robust connection between the number of Master's degrees in Theology awarded and the extent of snowfall in New York. It seems that as the snowflakes blanket the city, the desire to pursue religious vocations also blankets the hearts and minds of individuals studying theology.

As we contemplated this intriguing correlation, we couldn't resist cracking a dad joke: "Why did the theology student bring a snow shovel to class? Because they heard they were going to be learning about divine calling!" Our team agrees, we might need divine intervention for our sense of humor.

In conclusion, our investigation highlights the curious relationship between intellectual pursuits in theology and the atmospheric phenomenon of snowfall, revealing the potential influence of weather on vocational aspirations. Whether the theological students were inspired by the serenity of a winter wonderland or simply pondered an existential crisis brought on by shoveling snow, the connection between theology degrees and snowfall remains an intriguing avenue for further exploration.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
In the realm of academia, the pursuit of knowledge often leads us to unexpected and enigmatic connections that prompt both curiosity and amusement. Our study delves into one such peculiar correlation: the relationship between Master's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and snowfall in New York. It's as if we stumbled upon a snow-covered punchline to a joke we never knew we were telling, akin to a frosty sermon on the mount.
As we navigate the intersection of theology degrees and snowfall in New York, we embrace the data with rigorous analysis and a hint of frosty humor. We aim to elucidate the influence of snowfall on career choices within the religious field, all the while carefully avoiding the temptation to make too many "icy" jokes. After all, we wouldn't want to put our readers in a "slippery" situation.
With the careful compilation of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the NOAA National Climate Data Center, we scrutinized the trends in Master's degrees awarded in Theology and the snowfall patterns in New York from 2012 to 2021. As the numbers revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8000556 and p < 0.01, it was as if we had unlocked a hidden snow-globe of insights, with theological pursuits and winter weather dancing hand in hand like a divine waltz.
It's intriguing, isn't it? The notion that the depth of one's theological studies may be swayed by the whims of the snowflakes drifting delicately from the sky. And while we were knee-deep in data, we found ourselves unable to resist the urge to slip in a dad joke: "Why don't theologians like cold weather? Because they prefer to avoid any theological freeze!" We assure our esteemed readers, there's "snow" turning back from our love of puns.
Our findings uncovered a compelling correlation between the number of Master's degrees in Theology awarded and the extent of snowfall in New York. As the city adorned itself with a wintry cloak, it seems the seeds of religious vocation took root in the minds of those immersed in theological studies, much like snowflakes settling on the ground to form a beautiful landscape.
As we reflect on this unexpected correlation, our musings invoke yet another chuckle: "What did the devout New Yorker say about the heavy snow? It's a sign that theology students are 'flaking' around the corner!" Just as an unexpected snowfall delights the hearts of New Yorkers, our findings bring a touch of wonder and amusement to the often-serious realm of academically driven research.
In conclusion, our investigation has unveiled a compelling and thought-provoking relationship between the pursuit of theology and the atmospheric phenomenon of snowfall. Whether the allure of religious vocation was stirred by the tranquility of a snow-covered cityscape or by the contemplation of life's deeper questions while shoveling snow, the connection we've uncovered beckons further exploration. As we ponder this whimsical correlation, we invite our readers to join us on this frosty adventure, where academia meets the unexpected wonders of nature.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of our data revealed a strong positive correlation between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Theology and the amount of snowfall in New York from 2012 to 2021, with a correlation coefficient of 0.8000556 and an r-squared value of 0.6400889. This correlation was found to be statistically significant at a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating that the relationship between these two variables is unlikely to be a mere coincidence. It's as if a divine force was at play, guiding the paths of both theology students and snowflakes alike.
Fig. 1, which accompanies this paper, illustrates this striking correlation through a scatterplot, where the number of theology degrees awarded and the snowfall in New York are graphed against each other. It’s almost as if theology and snowfall are engaged in a delicate pas de deux, with each influencing the other in an elegant dance of vocational inspiration and wintry precipitation.
The magnitude of the correlation coefficient suggests that as the snowfall in New York increases, so does the number of Master's degrees awarded in Theology. It’s like the theological aspirations of students are being snow-casted by the whims of the weather! With such a strong correlation, one might even say that the relationship between theology degrees and snowfall is as solid as ice.
The implications of this connection extend beyond mere statistical analysis; they touch upon the very essence of human inspiration and vocational calling. This robust relationship between academic pursuits in theology and the natural occurrence of snowfall prompts both awe and amusement, as if a celestial hand were gently nudging theology students to answer the snowy call to ministry.
As we marveled at the strength of this correlation, we couldn't help but crack a dad joke: "Why did the theologian go to work in a snowstorm? They heard the office was 'chilly' with divine inspiration!" While our sense of humor might be snow joke, the profound implications of this correlation certainly aren't lost on us.
In conclusion, our research has unearthed a captivating and unexpected link between Master's degrees awarded in Theology and the annual snowfall in New York. Whether it's the contemplative ambiance of a snow-covered landscape or the metaphysical ponderings induced by clearing pathways through snow, the bond between theology degrees and snowfall opens a gateway to further exploration and wonder, much like stumbling upon an unexpected snowstorm in the middle of May.

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[[CONCLUSION]]

ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

Our investigation has unveiled a fascinating and unexpected connection between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Theology and the annual snowfall in New York. The statistically significant correlation we uncovered with a coefficient of 0.8000556 and p < 0.01 suggests that as the snowflakes descended upon the Big Apple, so too did the aspirations for religious vocations.

It's almost like the theology students were taking inspiration from the snow's ability to cover everything with a fresh perspective! We even mused, "What did the snow say to the aspiring theology student? Convert! It's 'snow' or never!"

The evocative scatterplot we constructed exemplifies this correlation, indicating a synchronized dance between theology degrees and snowfall, akin to a profound philosophical debate accompanied by a flurry of wintry contemplation.

As we reflect on the implications of these findings, we couldn't resist another dad joke: "Why are theology students like snowflakes? They both ponder life's mysteries under a divine microscope!"

We can confidently assert that further research in this area would be as unnecessary as an ice machine in Antarctica. Our study has ventured into this enigmatic intersection and chiseled away at its frosty facade, revealing a thought-provoking relationship that defies conventional explanations.

In the end, our investigation leaves us with a snowstorm of curiosity and a flurry of delightful puns. As we bid adieu to this frosty pursuit, we hope that our findings will inspire others to embrace the unexpected connections that await in the wintry landscape of academia.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited When Theology Degrees Reign, Does Snowfall in New York Bring Divine Calling?. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Ecclesiastical Meteorology

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited When Theology Degrees Reign, Does Snowfall in New York Bring Divine Calling?. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

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The Institute for Interfaith Weather Studies

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled When Theology Degrees Reign, Does Snowfall in New York Bring Divine Calling? with an abstract of The relationship between Master's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations and snowfall in New York may seem as unrelated as a priest giving a sermon on ice skating. However, our study delves into this peculiar connection, aiming to shed light on the enigmatic influence of snowfall on career choices within the religious field.
Employing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the NOAA National Climate Data Center, our research team meticulously analyzed Master's degrees awarded in Theology and the snowfall patterns in New York from 2012 to 2021. As we uncovered the correlation coefficient of 0.8000556 and p < 0.01, we couldn't help but feel like we were on thin ice, but something divine was definitely at play here.
One could say we embarked on a frosty pursuit, seeking to decipher if a flurry of theology degrees could spark a calling to serve the divine amidst the icy domain of New York. And as we trudged through the data, we found ourselves chuckling at the thought of Holy Snow, which turns water into ice with a divine calling.
Our findings revealed a surprisingly robust connection between the number of Master's degrees in Theology awarded and the extent of snowfall in New York. It seems that as the snowflakes blanket the city, the desire to pursue religious vocations also blankets the hearts and minds of individuals studying theology.
As we contemplated this intriguing correlation, we couldn't resist cracking a dad joke: "Why did the theology student bring a snow shovel to class? Because they heard they were going to be learning about divine calling!" Our team agrees, we might need divine intervention for our sense of humor.
In conclusion, our investigation highlights the curious relationship between intellectual pursuits in theology and the atmospheric phenomenon of snowfall, revealing the potential influence of weather on vocational aspirations. Whether the theological students were inspired by the serenity of a winter wonderland or simply pondered an existential crisis brought on by shoveling snow, the connection between theology degrees and snowfall remains an intriguing avenue for further exploration.

ChatGPT:

theology degrees, religious vocations, snowfall in New York, correlation coefficient, National Center for Education Statistics, NOAA National Climate Data Center, vocational aspirations, Master's degrees awarded in Theology, religious career choices, weather influence on career choices

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Master's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations
Detailed data title: Master's degrees conferred by postsecondary institutions in Theology and religious vocations
Source: National Center for Education Statistics
See what else correlates with Master's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations

Snowfall in New York
Detailed data title: Total Annual Snowfall at JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT, NY US
Source: NOAA National Climate Data Center
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Correlation r = 0.8000556 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r² = 0.6400889 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 64% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Snowfall in New York) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Master's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations) over the 10 years from 2012 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.0055.^Show 0.0054503289407271550000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme.^Note More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.8 in 0.55% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 183 random variables^Note Which I absolutely did.
with the same 9 degrees of freedom, ^Note Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 9 because we have two variables measured over a period of 10 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.34, 0.95 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
^{Read more about the confidence interval} The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!

All values for the years included above: ^Note If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.

	2012	2013	2014	2015	2016	2017	2018	2019	2020	2021
Master's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations (Degrees awarded)	12911	13810	13662	13777	13881	13208	13828	12842	12646	13228
Snowfall in New York (Inches of snow)	7	19.9	39.3	43.9	44.7	34.3	33.7	11.8	9.1	27.5

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Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
Lack of causal connection: There is probably^Note Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple^Note Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. ^Note Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.

Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. ^{Show the steps to do this.} Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."

# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([12911,13810,13662,13777,13881,13208,13828,12842,12646,13228,])
array_2 = np.array([7,19.9,39.3,43.9,44.7,34.3,33.7,11.8,9.1,27.5,])
array_1_name = "Master's degrees awarded in Theology and religious vocations"
array_2_name = "Snowfall in New York"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)

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