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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Air pollution in Springfield, Ohio and the second variable is The number of brickmasons in Ohio.  The chart goes from 2003 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image

AI explanation

Due to cleaner air, the bricks in Springfield became self-aware and started laying themselves, rendering brickmasons obsolete.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image that showcases a quiet street in Springfield, Ohio, bathed in the warm glow of the setting sun. In the foreground, self-laying bricks line the sidewalks, while a group of idle brickmasons can be seen in the distance, standing together amid the peaceful scene. The air is crisp and clean, and the buildings exude a sense of timeless solidity as they cast long shadows across the serene street. The workers' expressions convey a mix of determination and uncertainty, hinting at their search for new opportunities in a changing world. The overall mood should evoke a sense of resilience and adaptability in the face of economic shifts. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Air pollution in Springfield, Ohio and The number of brickmasons in Ohio. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Low poly Photorealism Sci-fi fantacy Futuristic Charcoal
ChatGPT: Photorealism

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Air pollution in Springfield, Ohio and The number of brickmasons in Ohio, in the following situation: Due to cleaner air, the bricks in Springfield became self-aware and started laying themselves, rendering brickmasons obsolete.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Springfield, Ohio, the air is remarkably clean, and the once bustling brickmasons have found themselves without work. As the sun sets on the horizon, rows of self-laying bricks line the streets, while the now idle brickmasons gather in the distance, looking for new opportunities in a changing world.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Photorealism ] and depicting this scene: In Springfield, Ohio, the air is remarkably clean, and the once bustling brickmasons have found themselves without work. As the sun sets on the horizon, rows of self-laying bricks line the streets, while the now idle brickmasons gather in the distance, looking for new opportunities in a changing world. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image that showcases a quiet street in Springfield, Ohio, bathed in the warm glow of the setting sun. In the foreground, self-laying bricks line the sidewalks, while a group of idle brickmasons can be seen in the distance, standing together amid the peaceful scene. The air is crisp and clean, and the buildings exude a sense of timeless solidity as they cast long shadows across the serene street. The workers' expressions convey a mix of determination and uncertainty, hinting at their search for new opportunities in a changing world. The overall mood should evoke a sense of resilience and adaptability in the face of economic shifts.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Air pollution in Springfield, Ohio caused The number of brickmasons in Ohio to decrease.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Connection Between Air Pollution and Brickmason Evolution: A Look at Springfield Air From Nine to Five

The Journal of Urban Ecological Engineering

Jan 2024
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Springfield, Ohio and The number of brickmasons in Ohio. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Rhyme words in the title.

Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8253765 and p < 0.01 for 2003 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Connection Between Air Pollution and Brickmason Evolution: A Look at Springfield Air From Nine to Five

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a meticulously researched, yet lighthearted examination of the relationship between air pollution in Springfield, Ohio, and the number of brickmasons in the Buckeye State. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, our research team set out to answer the burning question: Can the environmental air quality in Springfield impact the construction workforce in Ohio? To our surprise, the correlation coefficient of 0.8253765 and p < 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2022 revealed a substantial link between air pollution and the presence of brickmasons in the state. Our findings suggest that brickmasons may indeed be drawn to areas with higher air pollution, perhaps seeking to build stronger relationships with the community or simply enjoying the ambiance of a smoky skyline. This study promises to brick new ground in the field of environmental economics and labor statistics, offering a breath of fresh air in the research landscape.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Springfield, Ohio and The number of brickmasons in Ohio. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Connection Between Air Pollution and Brickmason Evolution: A Look at Springfield Air From Nine to Five

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a meticulously researched, yet lighthearted examination of the relationship between air pollution in Springfield, Ohio, and the number of brickmasons in the Buckeye State. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, our research team set out to answer the burning question: Can the environmental air quality in Springfield impact the construction workforce in Ohio? To our surprise, the correlation coefficient of 0.8253765 and p < 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2022 revealed a substantial link between air pollution and the presence of brickmasons in the state. Our findings suggest that brickmasons may indeed be drawn to areas with higher air pollution, perhaps seeking to build stronger relationships with the community or simply enjoying the ambiance of a smoky skyline. This study promises to brick new ground in the field of environmental economics and labor statistics, offering a breath of fresh air in the research landscape.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The relationship between environmental air quality and labor force dynamics has long been a subject of interest and intrigue. While most studies have focused on the impact of air pollution on health and productivity, we decided to delve into uncharted territory and explore its potential influence on the number of brickmasons in Ohio. This tantalizing topic raises important questions – Are brickmasons magnetically attracted to smog-filled skylines? Does the scent of pollution have a peculiar allure for those who work with clay and mortar? Our quest for answers led us to Springfield, Ohio, a city bustling with industrial activity and home to an impressive community of bricklayers.

Our research, conducted with the precision of a stud finder in a brick wall, set out to untangle the complex web of variables linking air pollution and the brickmasonry market. We sought to avoid the pitfalls of previous studies by keeping a level head and not getting too fired up about the possibilities, lest we be accused of blowing hot air. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency's air quality monitoring stations and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we embarked on a statistical journey as exhilarating as a roller coaster ride at an amusement park – albeit with a lot more data and a lot less screaming.

As we delved into the depths of statistics, we quickly realized that the relationship between air pollution and brickmason evolution could hold the building blocks of a groundbreaking discovery. The data, much like a well-laid brick path, provided a clear trail for us to follow. Our findings uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.8253765, a figure as solid as the bricks in a well-constructed wall, with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2022. This statistically significant relationship between air pollution and the presence of brickmasons in the state left us breathless, much like an unexpected gust of wind on a construction site.

Our study promises to breathe new life into the field of environmental economics and labor statistics, providing a fresh perspective on the influence of air quality on workforce distribution. We hope that our findings will serve as a source of inspiration for future studies and kindle the flames of curiosity in researchers exploring the quirky connections between seemingly unrelated variables. As we present our findings, we invite readers to join us in this lighthearted yet rigorous exploration of the unexpected dance between air pollution and the brickmasonry trade. Grab your hard hats and prepare for a journey through the whimsical world of statistical analysis and environmental whimsy.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Springfield, Ohio and The number of brickmasons in Ohio. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading the backs of shampoo bottles.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Connection Between Air Pollution and Brickmason Evolution: A Look at Springfield Air From Nine to Five

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a meticulously researched, yet lighthearted examination of the relationship between air pollution in Springfield, Ohio, and the number of brickmasons in the Buckeye State. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, our research team set out to answer the burning question: Can the environmental air quality in Springfield impact the construction workforce in Ohio? To our surprise, the correlation coefficient of 0.8253765 and p < 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2022 revealed a substantial link between air pollution and the presence of brickmasons in the state. Our findings suggest that brickmasons may indeed be drawn to areas with higher air pollution, perhaps seeking to build stronger relationships with the community or simply enjoying the ambiance of a smoky skyline. This study promises to brick new ground in the field of environmental economics and labor statistics, offering a breath of fresh air in the research landscape.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The relationship between environmental air quality and labor force dynamics has long been a subject of interest and intrigue. While most studies have focused on the impact of air pollution on health and productivity, we decided to delve into uncharted territory and explore its potential influence on the number of brickmasons in Ohio. This tantalizing topic raises important questions – Are brickmasons magnetically attracted to smog-filled skylines? Does the scent of pollution have a peculiar allure for those who work with clay and mortar? Our quest for answers led us to Springfield, Ohio, a city bustling with industrial activity and home to an impressive community of bricklayers.
Our research, conducted with the precision of a stud finder in a brick wall, set out to untangle the complex web of variables linking air pollution and the brickmasonry market. We sought to avoid the pitfalls of previous studies by keeping a level head and not getting too fired up about the possibilities, lest we be accused of blowing hot air. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency's air quality monitoring stations and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we embarked on a statistical journey as exhilarating as a roller coaster ride at an amusement park – albeit with a lot more data and a lot less screaming.
As we delved into the depths of statistics, we quickly realized that the relationship between air pollution and brickmason evolution could hold the building blocks of a groundbreaking discovery. The data, much like a well-laid brick path, provided a clear trail for us to follow. Our findings uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.8253765, a figure as solid as the bricks in a well-constructed wall, with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2022. This statistically significant relationship between air pollution and the presence of brickmasons in the state left us breathless, much like an unexpected gust of wind on a construction site.
Our study promises to breathe new life into the field of environmental economics and labor statistics, providing a fresh perspective on the influence of air quality on workforce distribution. We hope that our findings will serve as a source of inspiration for future studies and kindle the flames of curiosity in researchers exploring the quirky connections between seemingly unrelated variables. As we present our findings, we invite readers to join us in this lighthearted yet rigorous exploration of the unexpected dance between air pollution and the brickmasonry trade. Grab your hard hats and prepare for a journey through the whimsical world of statistical analysis and environmental whimsy.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In their seminal work, Smith et al. (2010) examined the relationship between air pollution and workforce dynamics in urban areas. Their findings highlighted the profound impact of air quality on labor distribution, shaping the geographical patterns of various occupations. Meanwhile, Doe and Jones (2015) delved into the intricate interplay between environmental factors and construction employment. Their study provided valuable insights into the complex dynamics of the construction industry, shedding light on the factors that influence the recruitment and retention of construction workers in different regions.

Drawing from the diverse array of literature on environmental economics and labor force dynamics, our study takes a unique spin on the correlation between air pollution in Springfield, Ohio, and the number of brickmasons in the state. As we ventured into this uncharted territory, we encountered a mix of data-driven analyses and thought-provoking narratives, shaping our perspective in unexpected ways.

In "Airborne: The Inextricable Link Between Pollution and Workforce," author John Doe offers a comprehensive exploration of the far-reaching effects of air pollution on occupational choices. The vivid descriptions and meticulous research presented in this work offer a compelling backdrop for understanding the potential influence of air quality on the brickmasonry market.

Similarly, "Brick by Brick: A Tale of Labor and Air Quality" by Jane Smith provides a captivating narrative of the symbiotic relationship between the construction industry and environmental air quality. While this work falls under the genre of fiction, its thematic exploration of the impact of air pollution on the occupational preferences of bricklayers resonates with our research objectives.

As we sought to capture a holistic view of the literature landscape, we extended our inquiry to unconventional sources, embracing the unexpected as a pathway to new perspectives. In a tongue-in-cheek approach to expanding our understanding, we drew inspiration from the back covers of various household items, including shampoo bottles and cereal boxes. Although not traditionally recognized as scholarly resources, these whimsical forays into unconventional literature provided a delightful and surprisingly insightful counterpoint to our research pursuits. After all, who knew that the ingredient list on a shampoo bottle could hold the key to understanding the quirky inclinations of brickmasons in regions with heightened air pollution?

In the spirit of intellectual curiosity and a dash of lighthearted amusement, our review of the literature ventured beyond the confines of traditional academic sources, inviting whimsy and wonder into our quest for understanding the unexpected correlation between air pollution in Springfield and the presence of brickmasons across Ohio.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Springfield, Ohio and The number of brickmasons in Ohio. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2003 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Connection Between Air Pollution and Brickmason Evolution: A Look at Springfield Air From Nine to Five

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a meticulously researched, yet lighthearted examination of the relationship between air pollution in Springfield, Ohio, and the number of brickmasons in the Buckeye State. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, our research team set out to answer the burning question: Can the environmental air quality in Springfield impact the construction workforce in Ohio? To our surprise, the correlation coefficient of 0.8253765 and p < 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2022 revealed a substantial link between air pollution and the presence of brickmasons in the state. Our findings suggest that brickmasons may indeed be drawn to areas with higher air pollution, perhaps seeking to build stronger relationships with the community or simply enjoying the ambiance of a smoky skyline. This study promises to brick new ground in the field of environmental economics and labor statistics, offering a breath of fresh air in the research landscape.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The relationship between environmental air quality and labor force dynamics has long been a subject of interest and intrigue. While most studies have focused on the impact of air pollution on health and productivity, we decided to delve into uncharted territory and explore its potential influence on the number of brickmasons in Ohio. This tantalizing topic raises important questions – Are brickmasons magnetically attracted to smog-filled skylines? Does the scent of pollution have a peculiar allure for those who work with clay and mortar? Our quest for answers led us to Springfield, Ohio, a city bustling with industrial activity and home to an impressive community of bricklayers.
Our research, conducted with the precision of a stud finder in a brick wall, set out to untangle the complex web of variables linking air pollution and the brickmasonry market. We sought to avoid the pitfalls of previous studies by keeping a level head and not getting too fired up about the possibilities, lest we be accused of blowing hot air. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency's air quality monitoring stations and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we embarked on a statistical journey as exhilarating as a roller coaster ride at an amusement park – albeit with a lot more data and a lot less screaming.
As we delved into the depths of statistics, we quickly realized that the relationship between air pollution and brickmason evolution could hold the building blocks of a groundbreaking discovery. The data, much like a well-laid brick path, provided a clear trail for us to follow. Our findings uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.8253765, a figure as solid as the bricks in a well-constructed wall, with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2022. This statistically significant relationship between air pollution and the presence of brickmasons in the state left us breathless, much like an unexpected gust of wind on a construction site.
Our study promises to breathe new life into the field of environmental economics and labor statistics, providing a fresh perspective on the influence of air quality on workforce distribution. We hope that our findings will serve as a source of inspiration for future studies and kindle the flames of curiosity in researchers exploring the quirky connections between seemingly unrelated variables. As we present our findings, we invite readers to join us in this lighthearted yet rigorous exploration of the unexpected dance between air pollution and the brickmasonry trade. Grab your hard hats and prepare for a journey through the whimsical world of statistical analysis and environmental whimsy.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To investigate the connection between air pollution in Springfield, Ohio, and the number of brickmasons in the state, our research team employed a variety of data collection and analysis methods reminiscent of a convoluted treasure hunt. The primary sources of data for this study were the Environmental Protection Agency's air quality monitoring stations and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, which became our scientific compass guiding us through the wilds of statistical exploration.

Our scientific expedition began with the arduous task of mining data from the Environmental Protection Agency's air quality monitoring stations. We meticulously collected air pollution data, including concentrations of particulate matter, nitrogen dioxide, sulfur dioxide, and ozone, akin to collecting rare specimens in a botanical garden of statistical variables. We then subtracted the total number of deep breaths we took during the process to ensure accurate and untainted data.

Meanwhile, in our quest for information regarding the number of brickmasons in Ohio, we traversed the vast terrain of the Bureau of Labor Statistics database. We meticulously counted the number of individuals employed as brickmasons, ensuring that we didn’t mistakenly include any individuals proficient in creating “brick jokes” rather than brick walls.

Utilizing our trusty statistical software, we conducted a series of analyses, including correlation tests, regression models, and time series analyses, to unearth the hidden connections between air pollution and the brickmasonry workforce. We cross-referenced our findings with the rise and fall of brick-themed memes on the internet, just to ensure we were not missing any brick-related trends.

To ensure the robustness of our findings, we also conducted sensitivity analyses akin to determining the fluency of a stand-up comedian in delivering science jokes. This involved testing the influence of different time periods, geographical scales, and air pollution metrics, as well as estimating the potential confounding effects of factors such as population density, construction trends, and the popularity of "brick-by-brick" crafting videos on social media.

In our statistical quest, we strived to maintain a lighthearted yet rigorous approach, or what some might call an attempt to balance the weight of statistical significance with the levity of pun-laden data analysis. Our dedication to this research endeavor eventually resulted in the unveiling of a correlation coefficient of 0.8253765, a figure as robust as a brick wall, and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2022. These figures stood out like neon signs in a foggy night, establishing a compelling relationship between air pollution and the presence of brickmasons in Ohio.

Through this methodology, we aimed to brick down the barriers between seemingly disparate variables and lay the foundation for a whimsical yet empirically grounded understanding of the unexpected dance between air pollution and the brickmasonry trade. This study promises to serve as a source of inspiration for future researchers and construction enthusiasts alike, providing a breath of fresh air in the research landscape and potentially paving the way for studies that lay more unconventional connections on the table.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Springfield, Ohio and The number of brickmasons in Ohio. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .

For the time period 2003 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.8253765, r-squared of 0.6812463, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Connection Between Air Pollution and Brickmason Evolution: A Look at Springfield Air From Nine to Five

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a meticulously researched, yet lighthearted examination of the relationship between air pollution in Springfield, Ohio, and the number of brickmasons in the Buckeye State. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, our research team set out to answer the burning question: Can the environmental air quality in Springfield impact the construction workforce in Ohio? To our surprise, the correlation coefficient of 0.8253765 and p < 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2022 revealed a substantial link between air pollution and the presence of brickmasons in the state. Our findings suggest that brickmasons may indeed be drawn to areas with higher air pollution, perhaps seeking to build stronger relationships with the community or simply enjoying the ambiance of a smoky skyline. This study promises to brick new ground in the field of environmental economics and labor statistics, offering a breath of fresh air in the research landscape.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The relationship between environmental air quality and labor force dynamics has long been a subject of interest and intrigue. While most studies have focused on the impact of air pollution on health and productivity, we decided to delve into uncharted territory and explore its potential influence on the number of brickmasons in Ohio. This tantalizing topic raises important questions – Are brickmasons magnetically attracted to smog-filled skylines? Does the scent of pollution have a peculiar allure for those who work with clay and mortar? Our quest for answers led us to Springfield, Ohio, a city bustling with industrial activity and home to an impressive community of bricklayers.
Our research, conducted with the precision of a stud finder in a brick wall, set out to untangle the complex web of variables linking air pollution and the brickmasonry market. We sought to avoid the pitfalls of previous studies by keeping a level head and not getting too fired up about the possibilities, lest we be accused of blowing hot air. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency's air quality monitoring stations and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we embarked on a statistical journey as exhilarating as a roller coaster ride at an amusement park – albeit with a lot more data and a lot less screaming.
As we delved into the depths of statistics, we quickly realized that the relationship between air pollution and brickmason evolution could hold the building blocks of a groundbreaking discovery. The data, much like a well-laid brick path, provided a clear trail for us to follow. Our findings uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.8253765, a figure as solid as the bricks in a well-constructed wall, with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2022. This statistically significant relationship between air pollution and the presence of brickmasons in the state left us breathless, much like an unexpected gust of wind on a construction site.
Our study promises to breathe new life into the field of environmental economics and labor statistics, providing a fresh perspective on the influence of air quality on workforce distribution. We hope that our findings will serve as a source of inspiration for future studies and kindle the flames of curiosity in researchers exploring the quirky connections between seemingly unrelated variables. As we present our findings, we invite readers to join us in this lighthearted yet rigorous exploration of the unexpected dance between air pollution and the brickmasonry trade. Grab your hard hats and prepare for a journey through the whimsical world of statistical analysis and environmental whimsy.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our investigation into the connection between air pollution in Springfield, Ohio and the number of brickmasons in the Buckeye State have left us brimming with excitement, akin to a freshly carbonated soda pop. Our data analysis, resembling the careful sculpting of a clay masterpiece, unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.8253765 with an r-squared of 0.6812463, and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2003 to 2022. This substantial correlation suggests that there is indeed a strong link between the environmental air quality in Springfield and the presence of brickmasons in Ohio.

The strength of the correlation coefficient, much like a sturdy brick wall, provides compelling evidence of the relationship between air pollution and the brickmasonry market. It seems that the aroma of air pollution might just hold a peculiar allure for those crafting walls of clay and mortar, or perhaps bricklayers are simply drawn to areas with a smoky skyline, seeking to leave their own mark on the community. Whether it's the magnetic attraction of smog-filled skylines or a fondness for the ambiance of a bustling industrial hub, our findings suggest that the presence of brickmasons in Ohio is intricately intertwined with the environmental air quality in Springfield.

Figure 1 (to be included) showcases a visually striking scatterplot that vividly illustrates the strong correlation between air pollution levels in Springfield and the number of brickmasons in Ohio. The scatterplot, much like an artist's canvas, paints a clear picture of the relationship between these seemingly disparate variables, further reinforcing the robustness of our findings.

These results illuminate a whimsical yet thought-provoking relationship between environmental air quality and the brickmasonry trade, paving the way for a new wave of research at the intersection of environmental economics and labor statistics. Our study promises to be a breath of fresh air in the research landscape, offering a lighthearted yet rigorous exploration of the unexpected dance between air pollution and the brickmasonry market.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Springfield, Ohio and The number of brickmasons in Ohio. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The Connection Between Air Pollution and Brickmason Evolution: A Look at Springfield Air From Nine to Five

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a meticulously researched, yet lighthearted examination of the relationship between air pollution in Springfield, Ohio, and the number of brickmasons in the Buckeye State. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, our research team set out to answer the burning question: Can the environmental air quality in Springfield impact the construction workforce in Ohio? To our surprise, the correlation coefficient of 0.8253765 and p < 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2022 revealed a substantial link between air pollution and the presence of brickmasons in the state. Our findings suggest that brickmasons may indeed be drawn to areas with higher air pollution, perhaps seeking to build stronger relationships with the community or simply enjoying the ambiance of a smoky skyline. This study promises to brick new ground in the field of environmental economics and labor statistics, offering a breath of fresh air in the research landscape.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In their seminal work, Smith et al. (2010) examined the relationship between air pollution and workforce dynamics in urban areas. Their findings highlighted the profound impact of air quality on labor distribution, shaping the geographical patterns of various occupations. Meanwhile, Doe and Jones (2015) delved into the intricate interplay between environmental factors and construction employment. Their study provided valuable insights into the complex dynamics of the construction industry, shedding light on the factors that influence the recruitment and retention of construction workers in different regions.
Drawing from the diverse array of literature on environmental economics and labor force dynamics, our study takes a unique spin on the correlation between air pollution in Springfield, Ohio, and the number of brickmasons in the state. As we ventured into this uncharted territory, we encountered a mix of data-driven analyses and thought-provoking narratives, shaping our perspective in unexpected ways.
In "Airborne: The Inextricable Link Between Pollution and Workforce," author John Doe offers a comprehensive exploration of the far-reaching effects of air pollution on occupational choices. The vivid descriptions and meticulous research presented in this work offer a compelling backdrop for understanding the potential influence of air quality on the brickmasonry market.
Similarly, "Brick by Brick: A Tale of Labor and Air Quality" by Jane Smith provides a captivating narrative of the symbiotic relationship between the construction industry and environmental air quality. While this work falls under the genre of fiction, its thematic exploration of the impact of air pollution on the occupational preferences of bricklayers resonates with our research objectives.
As we sought to capture a holistic view of the literature landscape, we extended our inquiry to unconventional sources, embracing the unexpected as a pathway to new perspectives. In a tongue-in-cheek approach to expanding our understanding, we drew inspiration from the back covers of various household items, including shampoo bottles and cereal boxes. Although not traditionally recognized as scholarly resources, these whimsical forays into unconventional literature provided a delightful and surprisingly insightful counterpoint to our research pursuits. After all, who knew that the ingredient list on a shampoo bottle could hold the key to understanding the quirky inclinations of brickmasons in regions with heightened air pollution?
In the spirit of intellectual curiosity and a dash of lighthearted amusement, our review of the literature ventured beyond the confines of traditional academic sources, inviting whimsy and wonder into our quest for understanding the unexpected correlation between air pollution in Springfield and the presence of brickmasons across Ohio.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the connection between air pollution in Springfield, Ohio and the number of brickmasons in the Buckeye State have left us brimming with excitement, akin to a freshly carbonated soda pop. Our data analysis, resembling the careful sculpting of a clay masterpiece, unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.8253765 with an r-squared of 0.6812463, and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2003 to 2022. This substantial correlation suggests that there is indeed a strong link between the environmental air quality in Springfield and the presence of brickmasons in Ohio.
The strength of the correlation coefficient, much like a sturdy brick wall, provides compelling evidence of the relationship between air pollution and the brickmasonry market. It seems that the aroma of air pollution might just hold a peculiar allure for those crafting walls of clay and mortar, or perhaps bricklayers are simply drawn to areas with a smoky skyline, seeking to leave their own mark on the community. Whether it's the magnetic attraction of smog-filled skylines or a fondness for the ambiance of a bustling industrial hub, our findings suggest that the presence of brickmasons in Ohio is intricately intertwined with the environmental air quality in Springfield.
Figure 1 (to be included) showcases a visually striking scatterplot that vividly illustrates the strong correlation between air pollution levels in Springfield and the number of brickmasons in Ohio. The scatterplot, much like an artist's canvas, paints a clear picture of the relationship between these seemingly disparate variables, further reinforcing the robustness of our findings.
These results illuminate a whimsical yet thought-provoking relationship between environmental air quality and the brickmasonry trade, paving the way for a new wave of research at the intersection of environmental economics and labor statistics. Our study promises to be a breath of fresh air in the research landscape, offering a lighthearted yet rigorous exploration of the unexpected dance between air pollution and the brickmasonry market.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

The connection between air pollution and the number of brickmasons in Ohio has unveiled an intriguing correlation that can only be described as leaving us breathless. Our findings not only supported the prior research but also added a whimsical twist to the understanding of labor dynamics and environmental influences. The correlation coefficient of 0.8253765 and a p-value of less than 0.01 have unquestionably cemented the relationship between air pollution in Springfield and the prevalence of brickmasons in Ohio, much like well-laid mortar keeps bricks together.

Our results echo the insights of Smith et al. (2010) and Doe and Jones (2015), who laid the foundation for understanding the interplay between environmental factors and labor dynamics. It appears that the allure of areas with heightened air pollution for brickmasons may not be a flight of fancy but rather a sturdy reality, akin to a well-constructed chimney. The unexpected but substantial link between air pollution and the presence of brickmasons in Ohio is a reminder that in the world of statistics and research, even the most improbable correlations can come to light, much like discovering a valuable gemstone hidden amidst a pile of rubble.

In a nod to the whimsical elements of our literature review, we fondly recall our unconventional encounters with the back covers of household items, which offered a refreshing departure from traditional scholarly resources and added a touch of levity to our endeavor. It is the spirit of intellectual curiosity, tinged with a hint of playfulness, that has propelled our research forward and allowed us to uncover the unexpected correlation between air pollution in Springfield and the prevalence of brickmasons in Ohio.

The visual representation of our findings in Figure 1, akin to a colorful mosaic, paints a vivid portrait of the robust relationship between air pollution levels in Springfield and the number of brickmasons in Ohio. This graphical depiction serves as a playful yet compelling testament to the solid empirical foundation of our study.

As we reflect on the brick-by-brick construction of our research, we cannot help but marvel at the quirky intricacies of the scientific endeavor and the delightful surprises that await those willing to push the boundaries of conventional inquiry. It is our hope that this study will inspire future research to embrace the unexpected with open arms and a sprinkle of humor, for in the world of academia, it is often the unanticipated connections that pave the way for groundbreaking discoveries.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Springfield, Ohio and The number of brickmasons in Ohio. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Connection Between Air Pollution and Brickmason Evolution: A Look at Springfield Air From Nine to Five

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a meticulously researched, yet lighthearted examination of the relationship between air pollution in Springfield, Ohio, and the number of brickmasons in the Buckeye State. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, our research team set out to answer the burning question: Can the environmental air quality in Springfield impact the construction workforce in Ohio? To our surprise, the correlation coefficient of 0.8253765 and p < 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2022 revealed a substantial link between air pollution and the presence of brickmasons in the state. Our findings suggest that brickmasons may indeed be drawn to areas with higher air pollution, perhaps seeking to build stronger relationships with the community or simply enjoying the ambiance of a smoky skyline. This study promises to brick new ground in the field of environmental economics and labor statistics, offering a breath of fresh air in the research landscape.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The relationship between environmental air quality and labor force dynamics has long been a subject of interest and intrigue. While most studies have focused on the impact of air pollution on health and productivity, we decided to delve into uncharted territory and explore its potential influence on the number of brickmasons in Ohio. This tantalizing topic raises important questions – Are brickmasons magnetically attracted to smog-filled skylines? Does the scent of pollution have a peculiar allure for those who work with clay and mortar? Our quest for answers led us to Springfield, Ohio, a city bustling with industrial activity and home to an impressive community of bricklayers.
Our research, conducted with the precision of a stud finder in a brick wall, set out to untangle the complex web of variables linking air pollution and the brickmasonry market. We sought to avoid the pitfalls of previous studies by keeping a level head and not getting too fired up about the possibilities, lest we be accused of blowing hot air. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency's air quality monitoring stations and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we embarked on a statistical journey as exhilarating as a roller coaster ride at an amusement park – albeit with a lot more data and a lot less screaming.
As we delved into the depths of statistics, we quickly realized that the relationship between air pollution and brickmason evolution could hold the building blocks of a groundbreaking discovery. The data, much like a well-laid brick path, provided a clear trail for us to follow. Our findings uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.8253765, a figure as solid as the bricks in a well-constructed wall, with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2022. This statistically significant relationship between air pollution and the presence of brickmasons in the state left us breathless, much like an unexpected gust of wind on a construction site.
Our study promises to breathe new life into the field of environmental economics and labor statistics, providing a fresh perspective on the influence of air quality on workforce distribution. We hope that our findings will serve as a source of inspiration for future studies and kindle the flames of curiosity in researchers exploring the quirky connections between seemingly unrelated variables. As we present our findings, we invite readers to join us in this lighthearted yet rigorous exploration of the unexpected dance between air pollution and the brickmasonry trade. Grab your hard hats and prepare for a journey through the whimsical world of statistical analysis and environmental whimsy.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the connection between air pollution in Springfield, Ohio and the number of brickmasons in the Buckeye State have left us brimming with excitement, akin to a freshly carbonated soda pop. Our data analysis, resembling the careful sculpting of a clay masterpiece, unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.8253765 with an r-squared of 0.6812463, and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2003 to 2022. This substantial correlation suggests that there is indeed a strong link between the environmental air quality in Springfield and the presence of brickmasons in Ohio.
The strength of the correlation coefficient, much like a sturdy brick wall, provides compelling evidence of the relationship between air pollution and the brickmasonry market. It seems that the aroma of air pollution might just hold a peculiar allure for those crafting walls of clay and mortar, or perhaps bricklayers are simply drawn to areas with a smoky skyline, seeking to leave their own mark on the community. Whether it's the magnetic attraction of smog-filled skylines or a fondness for the ambiance of a bustling industrial hub, our findings suggest that the presence of brickmasons in Ohio is intricately intertwined with the environmental air quality in Springfield.
Figure 1 (to be included) showcases a visually striking scatterplot that vividly illustrates the strong correlation between air pollution levels in Springfield and the number of brickmasons in Ohio. The scatterplot, much like an artist's canvas, paints a clear picture of the relationship between these seemingly disparate variables, further reinforcing the robustness of our findings.
These results illuminate a whimsical yet thought-provoking relationship between environmental air quality and the brickmasonry trade, paving the way for a new wave of research at the intersection of environmental economics and labor statistics. Our study promises to be a breath of fresh air in the research landscape, offering a lighthearted yet rigorous exploration of the unexpected dance between air pollution and the brickmasonry market.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has laid a solid foundation for the quirky yet captivating relationship between air pollution in Springfield, Ohio, and the number of brickmasons in the Buckeye State. The substantial correlation coefficient of 0.8253765 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2022 have not only left us as giddy as a bricklayer with a new trowel but have also provided compelling evidence of a strong link between these seemingly unrelated variables.

Our findings suggest that brickmasons may indeed have a knack for sniffing out locations with higher air pollution, perhaps seeking to build stronger relationships with the community, or maybe they're just attracted to the idea of laying bricks in a smoky skyline, cementing their bond with the environment both literally and metaphorically. Our data, much like a well-constructed wall, paints a clear picture of this unexpected dance between air pollution and the brickmasonry trade, leaving us marveling at the whimsical nature of statistical analysis and environmental whimsy.

As we wrap up our study, we urge future researchers to continue to explore the playful connections between seemingly disparate variables in the realm of environmental economics and labor statistics. However, we confidently assert that no more research is needed in this area - we've laid enough bricks in the wall of knowledge for now.

In the words of the great brickmason philosopher, "Lift, lay, level, and never underestimate the allure of a smoky skyline!" Our research stands as a testament to the unexpected charm of statistical analysis and continues to kindle the flames of curiosity in those who dare to delve into the delightful world of peculiar correlations.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Connection Between Air Pollution and Brickmason Evolution: A Look at Springfield Air From Nine to Five. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Urban Ecological Engineering


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Connection Between Air Pollution and Brickmason Evolution: A Look at Springfield Air From Nine to Five. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Environmental Evolutionary Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Connection Between Air Pollution and Brickmason Evolution: A Look at Springfield Air From Nine to Five with an abstract of This paper presents a meticulously researched, yet lighthearted examination of the relationship between air pollution in Springfield, Ohio, and the number of brickmasons in the Buckeye State. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, our research team set out to answer the burning question: Can the environmental air quality in Springfield impact the construction workforce in Ohio? To our surprise, the correlation coefficient of 0.8253765 and p < 0.01 for the years 2003 to 2022 revealed a substantial link between air pollution and the presence of brickmasons in the state. Our findings suggest that brickmasons may indeed be drawn to areas with higher air pollution, perhaps seeking to build stronger relationships with the community or simply enjoying the ambiance of a smoky skyline. This study promises to brick new ground in the field of environmental economics and labor statistics, offering a breath of fresh air in the research landscape.

ChatGPT:

Air pollution, brickmasons, Springfield, Ohio, environmental air quality, construction workforce, correlation coefficient, Bureau of Labor Statistics, Environmental Protection Agency, Ohio labor statistics, environmental economics, smoky skyline, impact of air pollution, construction industry, labor market dynamics

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Data details

Air pollution in Springfield, Ohio
Detailed data title: Percentage of days 'unhealthy' or worse air quality in Springfield, OH
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in Springfield, Ohio

The number of brickmasons in Ohio
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of brickmasons and blockmasons in Ohio
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of brickmasons in Ohio

Correlation r = 0.8253765 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.6812463 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 68.1% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of brickmasons in Ohio) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air pollution in Springfield, Ohio) over the 20 years from 2003 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 7.5E-6. 0.0000074652537020745910000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.83 in 0.00075% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 133,954 random variables You don't actually need 133 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 19 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 19 because we have two variables measured over a period of 20 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.6, 0.93 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Air pollution in Springfield, Ohio (Bad air quality days)1.136360.3773581.90840.3773580.7575760.3802280000.2754820000000000
The number of brickmasons in Ohio (Laborers)64205100561052505030422038902970340031702930282030402950291031602990296026202840




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([1.13636,0.377358,1.9084,0.377358,0.757576,0.380228,0,0,0,0.275482,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,])
array_2 = np.array([6420,5100,5610,5250,5030,4220,3890,2970,3400,3170,2930,2820,3040,2950,2910,3160,2990,2960,2620,2840,])
array_1_name = "Air pollution in Springfield, Ohio"
array_2_name = "The number of brickmasons in Ohio"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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