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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in New Hampshire and the second variable is Frank Lampard's Premier League goal tally.  The chart goes from 1996 to 2016, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As Republican votes surged, so did the belief in the power of right-wing tactics, inspiring a new strategy in Premier League matches. The conservative approach to scoring goals kicked in, leading to a "net" gain for Frank Lampard's tally. It seems the presidential race wasn't the only thing experiencing a boost from the right!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image that combines the iconic TIME magazine cover layout with the following scene: A graph representing a significant surge in votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in New Hampshire is juxtaposed with a soccer field where Frank Lampard is captured in the midst of scoring a goal. This composition visually conveys the simultaneous surge of right-wing tactics in both political and sports arenas. The image should be evocative of the unique juxtaposition of the two themes – politics and sports – and the visual language of TIME magazine covers. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's Premier League goal tally. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Pop art Brutalism Art nouveau A TIME magazine cover image High-tech
ChatGPT: A TIME magazine cover image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's Premier League goal tally, in the following situation: As Republican votes surged, so did the belief in the power of right-wing tactics, inspiring a new strategy in Premier League matches. The conservative approach to scoring goals kicked in, leading to a "net" gain for Frank Lampard's tally. It seems the presidential race wasn't the only thing experiencing a boost from the right!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In New Hampshire, a graph showing a sharp increase in Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate is juxtaposed with a soccer field where Frank Lampard is seen scoring a goal. The image conveys the surge in right-wing tactics in both the political and sports arenas.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A TIME magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: In New Hampshire, a graph showing a sharp increase in Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate is juxtaposed with a soccer field where Frank Lampard is seen scoring a goal. The image conveys the surge in right-wing tactics in both the political and sports arenas. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image that combines the iconic TIME magazine cover layout with the following scene: A graph representing a significant surge in votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in New Hampshire is juxtaposed with a soccer field where Frank Lampard is captured in the midst of scoring a goal. This composition visually conveys the simultaneous surge of right-wing tactics in both political and sports arenas. The image should be evocative of the unique juxtaposition of the two themes – politics and sports – and the visual language of TIME magazine covers.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in New Hampshire caused Frank Lampard's Premier League goal tally to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Goal of the GOP: Exploring the Correlation Between Republican Votes in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's Premier League Goal Tally

The Journal of Political Sports Science

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's Premier League goal tally. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Include a pun in the title.

Your research team used data from MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse and Wikipedia to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9941805 and p < 0.01 for 1996 to 2016.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Goal of the GOP: Exploring the Correlation Between Republican Votes in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's Premier League Goal Tally"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we unveil an unexpected connection between the political landscape of New Hampshire and the footballing prowess of Frank Lampard in the Premier League. Utilizing data from the MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and Wikipedia, our team conducted a rigorous analysis spanning the years 1996 to 2016. Through a series of statistical analyses, we discovered a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9941805 and a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a significant relationship between the votes for the Republican presidential candidate in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's goal tally in the Premier League. Our findings not only shed light on the curious interplay between sports and politics but also invite further investigation into the nuanced dynamics at play in electoral and sporting arenas.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's Premier League goal tally. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Goal of the GOP: Exploring the Correlation Between Republican Votes in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's Premier League Goal Tally"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we unveil an unexpected connection between the political landscape of New Hampshire and the footballing prowess of Frank Lampard in the Premier League. Utilizing data from the MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and Wikipedia, our team conducted a rigorous analysis spanning the years 1996 to 2016. Through a series of statistical analyses, we discovered a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9941805 and a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a significant relationship between the votes for the Republican presidential candidate in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's goal tally in the Premier League. Our findings not only shed light on the curious interplay between sports and politics but also invite further investigation into the nuanced dynamics at play in electoral and sporting arenas.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The intersection of politics and sports has long been a subject of fascination and scholarly inquiry, often yielding surprising and unconventional discoveries. In this study, we set out to explore the uncharted territory where the fervor of the presidential race meets the excitement of Premier League football. Specifically, we aim to examine the perplexing correlation between the votes for the Republican presidential candidate in the state of New Hampshire and the Premier League goal tally of renowned midfielder Frank Lampard. What initially appeared as an inconceivable connection has captivated our attention, prompting an in-depth investigation into the underlying forces shaping this unexpected relationship.

Our research was prompted by an observation that sparked curiosity and raised eyebrows in equal measure. As political analysts and football enthusiasts alike congregated to dissect the intricacies of their respective domains, a peculiar trend emerged from the statistical depths. The whispers of a possible link between the Republican electorate's decision-making in the Granite State and the prolificity of Lampard in England's top-tier football league beckoned for scrutiny. Such an endeavor to uncover the entwined tapestries of electoral preferences and sporting achievements demanded a measured approach and a splash of audacity to navigate the uncharted waters of interdisciplinary exploration.

The impetus for this study stemmed from the recognition that seemingly unrelated phenomena can, at times, exhibit a remarkable coherence. Underneath the surface of empirical data lies a world of intricate relationships waiting to be uncovered, much like an onion whose layers conceal unexpected flavors waiting to burst forth. As we peel back the layers of statistical analysis and delve into the annals of electoral history and football exploits, we seek not only to unveil the numerical correlations but also to appreciate the whimsical nature of human behavior and its manifestations in diverse spheres of activity.

The surprising nature of our findings has left us pondering the intricate dance of chance and causation that orchestrates complex human endeavors. With the far-reaching implications of our discoveries looming large, we endeavor to present our rigorous analysis and welcome both academic scrutiny and light-hearted banter, much like an intense football match that is also infused with moments of joviality and camaraderie. This study is as much a testament to the serendipitous connections that underpin our world as it is a testament to the enduring allure of statistical mysteries, and it is our hope that this endeavor will inspire further investigations into the marvels of the human experience, be it on the campaign trail or the lush green pitch of sporting glory.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's Premier League goal tally. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some movies that you watched that are tangentially related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Goal of the GOP: Exploring the Correlation Between Republican Votes in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's Premier League Goal Tally"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we unveil an unexpected connection between the political landscape of New Hampshire and the footballing prowess of Frank Lampard in the Premier League. Utilizing data from the MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and Wikipedia, our team conducted a rigorous analysis spanning the years 1996 to 2016. Through a series of statistical analyses, we discovered a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9941805 and a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a significant relationship between the votes for the Republican presidential candidate in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's goal tally in the Premier League. Our findings not only shed light on the curious interplay between sports and politics but also invite further investigation into the nuanced dynamics at play in electoral and sporting arenas.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of politics and sports has long been a subject of fascination and scholarly inquiry, often yielding surprising and unconventional discoveries. In this study, we set out to explore the uncharted territory where the fervor of the presidential race meets the excitement of Premier League football. Specifically, we aim to examine the perplexing correlation between the votes for the Republican presidential candidate in the state of New Hampshire and the Premier League goal tally of renowned midfielder Frank Lampard. What initially appeared as an inconceivable connection has captivated our attention, prompting an in-depth investigation into the underlying forces shaping this unexpected relationship.
Our research was prompted by an observation that sparked curiosity and raised eyebrows in equal measure. As political analysts and football enthusiasts alike congregated to dissect the intricacies of their respective domains, a peculiar trend emerged from the statistical depths. The whispers of a possible link between the Republican electorate's decision-making in the Granite State and the prolificity of Lampard in England's top-tier football league beckoned for scrutiny. Such an endeavor to uncover the entwined tapestries of electoral preferences and sporting achievements demanded a measured approach and a splash of audacity to navigate the uncharted waters of interdisciplinary exploration.
The impetus for this study stemmed from the recognition that seemingly unrelated phenomena can, at times, exhibit a remarkable coherence. Underneath the surface of empirical data lies a world of intricate relationships waiting to be uncovered, much like an onion whose layers conceal unexpected flavors waiting to burst forth. As we peel back the layers of statistical analysis and delve into the annals of electoral history and football exploits, we seek not only to unveil the numerical correlations but also to appreciate the whimsical nature of human behavior and its manifestations in diverse spheres of activity.
The surprising nature of our findings has left us pondering the intricate dance of chance and causation that orchestrates complex human endeavors. With the far-reaching implications of our discoveries looming large, we endeavor to present our rigorous analysis and welcome both academic scrutiny and light-hearted banter, much like an intense football match that is also infused with moments of joviality and camaraderie. This study is as much a testament to the serendipitous connections that underpin our world as it is a testament to the enduring allure of statistical mysteries, and it is our hope that this endeavor will inspire further investigations into the marvels of the human experience, be it on the campaign trail or the lush green pitch of sporting glory.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The intersection of politics and sports has, as previously suggested, sparked curiosity and prompted a flurry of research endeavors seeking to unravel the mysterious bond between these seemingly disparate realms. In their seminal work, Smith and Doe (2008) delved into the arenas of political psychology and fan behavior, shedding light on the intricate ways in which individuals' political inclinations intertwine with their fervent support for sports teams. In a similar vein, Jones (2015) explored the sociological dimensions of sports fandom and its correlation with voting patterns, emphasizing the multifaceted nature of human allegiances across different domains.

Moving beyond the traditional boundaries of scholarly investigation, our curiosity led us to a diverse array of sources that promise to enrich our understanding of the peculiar relationship between Republican votes in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's Premier League goal tally. Among the non-fiction literature, "Politics and Sports: A Complex Interplay" by Smitheson and "The Sporting Voter: Navigating the Turbulent Waters of Political Fandom" by Doeham are poised to offer valuable insights into the psychological and sociological underpinnings of our investigation.

Venturing into the realm of fiction, the surreal worlds depicted in "The Goal-Getter's Gamble" by Ball Kicker and "Rallying for the Right: A Tale of Political Sportsmanship" by Field McGoal are likely to provide a refreshing perspective on the intertwining themes of sports and politics, albeit in a figurative and whimsical manner.

Our exploration extends even into the realm of cinematography, with films such as "Ballots and Goals: A Tale of Two Obsessions" and "The Kickoff Campaign: Winning Hearts and Matches" featuring narratives that, while fictional, touch upon the complexities of political engagement and athletic pursuits. Despite their divergent foci, these cinematic works offer a tantalizing glimpse into the captivating interplay between human passions manifested in the arenas of governance and sportsmanship.

As we synthesize the diverse strands of literature and media that pertain to our investigative quest, we are acutely aware of the need to navigate the fine line between scholarly rigor and lighthearted explorations. The tantalizing web of connections between Republican votes in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's Premier League goal tally beckons us to blend scholarly inquiry with a dash of cheer, much like the amalgamation of strategizing and celebration witnessed on a football pitch during a momentous match.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's Premier League goal tally. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse and Wikipedia . You used data from 1996 to 2016

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Goal of the GOP: Exploring the Correlation Between Republican Votes in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's Premier League Goal Tally"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we unveil an unexpected connection between the political landscape of New Hampshire and the footballing prowess of Frank Lampard in the Premier League. Utilizing data from the MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and Wikipedia, our team conducted a rigorous analysis spanning the years 1996 to 2016. Through a series of statistical analyses, we discovered a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9941805 and a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a significant relationship between the votes for the Republican presidential candidate in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's goal tally in the Premier League. Our findings not only shed light on the curious interplay between sports and politics but also invite further investigation into the nuanced dynamics at play in electoral and sporting arenas.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of politics and sports has long been a subject of fascination and scholarly inquiry, often yielding surprising and unconventional discoveries. In this study, we set out to explore the uncharted territory where the fervor of the presidential race meets the excitement of Premier League football. Specifically, we aim to examine the perplexing correlation between the votes for the Republican presidential candidate in the state of New Hampshire and the Premier League goal tally of renowned midfielder Frank Lampard. What initially appeared as an inconceivable connection has captivated our attention, prompting an in-depth investigation into the underlying forces shaping this unexpected relationship.
Our research was prompted by an observation that sparked curiosity and raised eyebrows in equal measure. As political analysts and football enthusiasts alike congregated to dissect the intricacies of their respective domains, a peculiar trend emerged from the statistical depths. The whispers of a possible link between the Republican electorate's decision-making in the Granite State and the prolificity of Lampard in England's top-tier football league beckoned for scrutiny. Such an endeavor to uncover the entwined tapestries of electoral preferences and sporting achievements demanded a measured approach and a splash of audacity to navigate the uncharted waters of interdisciplinary exploration.
The impetus for this study stemmed from the recognition that seemingly unrelated phenomena can, at times, exhibit a remarkable coherence. Underneath the surface of empirical data lies a world of intricate relationships waiting to be uncovered, much like an onion whose layers conceal unexpected flavors waiting to burst forth. As we peel back the layers of statistical analysis and delve into the annals of electoral history and football exploits, we seek not only to unveil the numerical correlations but also to appreciate the whimsical nature of human behavior and its manifestations in diverse spheres of activity.
The surprising nature of our findings has left us pondering the intricate dance of chance and causation that orchestrates complex human endeavors. With the far-reaching implications of our discoveries looming large, we endeavor to present our rigorous analysis and welcome both academic scrutiny and light-hearted banter, much like an intense football match that is also infused with moments of joviality and camaraderie. This study is as much a testament to the serendipitous connections that underpin our world as it is a testament to the enduring allure of statistical mysteries, and it is our hope that this endeavor will inspire further investigations into the marvels of the human experience, be it on the campaign trail or the lush green pitch of sporting glory.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the enigmatic nexus between political inclinations and athletic achievements, our research team embarked on a methodological odyssey that traversed the realms of statistical analysis and data mining. Our data collection process was akin to a meticulously orchestrated maneuver, akin to a team of elite agents gathering intel from top-secret sources – although in reality, it mostly involved scouring the MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and Wikipedia. The years under scrutiny spanned from 1996 to 2016, encapsulating a significant period of both political upheavals and footballing triumphs.

Primarily, we marshaled data on the votes for the Republican presidential candidate in the state of New Hampshire, harnessing the power of digital archives to corral electoral preferences into a digestible form. Just as a midfield orchestrator directs the flow of a football game, our data collection apparatus meticulously marshaled the electoral numbers into a coherent dataset. Next, we turned our attention to the Premier League goal tally of Frank Lampard, that illustrious virtuoso of midfield mastery. Plunging into the depths of historical records and performance metrics, we extracted and aggregated the goal-scoring exploits of Lampard, akin to a collector amassing rare artifacts from the annals of footballing history.

With our data in hand, we channeled the spirit of precision engineering and statistical acumen to scrutinize the interplay between political fervor and footballing flair. Employing sophisticated statistical software, we meticulously analyzed the data for correlations, signifying a precision akin to a striker's precision aiming within the penalty box. Through a series of regression analyses and correlation tests, we sought to unearth the hidden patterns and unearth the fleeting whispers of coherence that elusively danced within the data.

In addition, we implemented robust measures to validate our findings, applying rigorous checks and balances that mirrored a referee's keen eye for detecting any foul play. Sensitivity analyses and robustness checks were conducted to fortify the solidity of our results, ensuring that our findings resonated with the resounding certainty of a goal striking the back of the net. Furthermore, we factored in contextual variables and plausible confounders, acknowledging the intricate tapestry of socio-political factors that may influence both electoral sentiments and sporting accomplishments.

Lastly, in a nod to the spirit of interdisciplinary collaboration, our approach was characterized by a willingness to embrace the peculiar and unexpected. Much like a well-executed set piece play in football, our methodology aimed to both astound and delight, harmonizing the rigorous precision of statistical inquiry with the whimsical allure of improbable correlations.

With our methodological framework firmly established, we championed forth to unravel the hidden connections that unify the seemingly disparate realms of politics and sports, paving the way for an intellectual adventure that mirrored the pulsating drama of a climactic penalty shootout.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's Premier League goal tally. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse and Wikipedia .

For the time period 1996 to 2016, you found a correlation 0.9941805, r-squared of 0.9883948, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Goal of the GOP: Exploring the Correlation Between Republican Votes in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's Premier League Goal Tally"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we unveil an unexpected connection between the political landscape of New Hampshire and the footballing prowess of Frank Lampard in the Premier League. Utilizing data from the MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and Wikipedia, our team conducted a rigorous analysis spanning the years 1996 to 2016. Through a series of statistical analyses, we discovered a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9941805 and a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a significant relationship between the votes for the Republican presidential candidate in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's goal tally in the Premier League. Our findings not only shed light on the curious interplay between sports and politics but also invite further investigation into the nuanced dynamics at play in electoral and sporting arenas.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The intersection of politics and sports has long been a subject of fascination and scholarly inquiry, often yielding surprising and unconventional discoveries. In this study, we set out to explore the uncharted territory where the fervor of the presidential race meets the excitement of Premier League football. Specifically, we aim to examine the perplexing correlation between the votes for the Republican presidential candidate in the state of New Hampshire and the Premier League goal tally of renowned midfielder Frank Lampard. What initially appeared as an inconceivable connection has captivated our attention, prompting an in-depth investigation into the underlying forces shaping this unexpected relationship.
Our research was prompted by an observation that sparked curiosity and raised eyebrows in equal measure. As political analysts and football enthusiasts alike congregated to dissect the intricacies of their respective domains, a peculiar trend emerged from the statistical depths. The whispers of a possible link between the Republican electorate's decision-making in the Granite State and the prolificity of Lampard in England's top-tier football league beckoned for scrutiny. Such an endeavor to uncover the entwined tapestries of electoral preferences and sporting achievements demanded a measured approach and a splash of audacity to navigate the uncharted waters of interdisciplinary exploration.
The impetus for this study stemmed from the recognition that seemingly unrelated phenomena can, at times, exhibit a remarkable coherence. Underneath the surface of empirical data lies a world of intricate relationships waiting to be uncovered, much like an onion whose layers conceal unexpected flavors waiting to burst forth. As we peel back the layers of statistical analysis and delve into the annals of electoral history and football exploits, we seek not only to unveil the numerical correlations but also to appreciate the whimsical nature of human behavior and its manifestations in diverse spheres of activity.
The surprising nature of our findings has left us pondering the intricate dance of chance and causation that orchestrates complex human endeavors. With the far-reaching implications of our discoveries looming large, we endeavor to present our rigorous analysis and welcome both academic scrutiny and light-hearted banter, much like an intense football match that is also infused with moments of joviality and camaraderie. This study is as much a testament to the serendipitous connections that underpin our world as it is a testament to the enduring allure of statistical mysteries, and it is our hope that this endeavor will inspire further investigations into the marvels of the human experience, be it on the campaign trail or the lush green pitch of sporting glory.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our analysis revealed a remarkably robust correlation between the votes for the Republican presidential candidate in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's Premier League goal tally. Over the period from 1996 to 2016, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.9941805, indicating a near-perfect positive relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. The r-squared value of 0.9883948 further substantiates the strength of this association, explaining approximately 98.8% of the variance in Lampard's goal tally based on the Republican votes in the Granite State.

Our analysis also yielded a p-value of less than 0.01, signaling a statistically significant relationship between the two variables. It appears that the ebb and flow of political preferences in New Hampshire and the prowess of Frank Lampard on the football pitch are indeed intertwined in a manner that defies conventional wisdom. One might say that the statistical evidence for this association is as solid as a well-timed header into the back of the net.

While we recognize the astounding nature of this connection, it's important to note that correlation does not imply causation, despite the temptation to envision a scenario where political fervor somehow fuels Lampard's goal-scoring prowess or vice versa. As we navigate the labyrinth of statistical inference, we tread carefully in acknowledging the limitations of our findings and resist the impulse to leap to grandiose conclusions, much like a cautious defender in the face of an onrushing attacker.

The scatterplot visualization (Fig. 1) illustrates the strikingly strong positive relationship between the Republican votes in New Hampshire and Lampard's goal tally, serving as a visual testament to the unexpected bond between the electoral choices of Granite State residents and the on-field exploits of the legendary midfielder.

In essence, our findings open the door to an array of bewitching questions about the interplay of individual preferences, regional dynamics, and the unlikeliest of parallels in the realms of politics and sports. The statistical harmonization of these divergent domains invites further inquiry and sparks a sense of wonderment akin to witnessing an improbable last-minute comeback on the pitch or an unforeseen electoral upset at the ballot box.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's Premier League goal tally. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Goal of the GOP: Exploring the Correlation Between Republican Votes in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's Premier League Goal Tally"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we unveil an unexpected connection between the political landscape of New Hampshire and the footballing prowess of Frank Lampard in the Premier League. Utilizing data from the MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and Wikipedia, our team conducted a rigorous analysis spanning the years 1996 to 2016. Through a series of statistical analyses, we discovered a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9941805 and a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a significant relationship between the votes for the Republican presidential candidate in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's goal tally in the Premier League. Our findings not only shed light on the curious interplay between sports and politics but also invite further investigation into the nuanced dynamics at play in electoral and sporting arenas.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The intersection of politics and sports has, as previously suggested, sparked curiosity and prompted a flurry of research endeavors seeking to unravel the mysterious bond between these seemingly disparate realms. In their seminal work, Smith and Doe (2008) delved into the arenas of political psychology and fan behavior, shedding light on the intricate ways in which individuals' political inclinations intertwine with their fervent support for sports teams. In a similar vein, Jones (2015) explored the sociological dimensions of sports fandom and its correlation with voting patterns, emphasizing the multifaceted nature of human allegiances across different domains.
Moving beyond the traditional boundaries of scholarly investigation, our curiosity led us to a diverse array of sources that promise to enrich our understanding of the peculiar relationship between Republican votes in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's Premier League goal tally. Among the non-fiction literature, "Politics and Sports: A Complex Interplay" by Smitheson and "The Sporting Voter: Navigating the Turbulent Waters of Political Fandom" by Doeham are poised to offer valuable insights into the psychological and sociological underpinnings of our investigation.
Venturing into the realm of fiction, the surreal worlds depicted in "The Goal-Getter's Gamble" by Ball Kicker and "Rallying for the Right: A Tale of Political Sportsmanship" by Field McGoal are likely to provide a refreshing perspective on the intertwining themes of sports and politics, albeit in a figurative and whimsical manner.
Our exploration extends even into the realm of cinematography, with films such as "Ballots and Goals: A Tale of Two Obsessions" and "The Kickoff Campaign: Winning Hearts and Matches" featuring narratives that, while fictional, touch upon the complexities of political engagement and athletic pursuits. Despite their divergent foci, these cinematic works offer a tantalizing glimpse into the captivating interplay between human passions manifested in the arenas of governance and sportsmanship.
As we synthesize the diverse strands of literature and media that pertain to our investigative quest, we are acutely aware of the need to navigate the fine line between scholarly rigor and lighthearted explorations. The tantalizing web of connections between Republican votes in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's Premier League goal tally beckons us to blend scholarly inquiry with a dash of cheer, much like the amalgamation of strategizing and celebration witnessed on a football pitch during a momentous match.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis revealed a remarkably robust correlation between the votes for the Republican presidential candidate in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's Premier League goal tally. Over the period from 1996 to 2016, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.9941805, indicating a near-perfect positive relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. The r-squared value of 0.9883948 further substantiates the strength of this association, explaining approximately 98.8% of the variance in Lampard's goal tally based on the Republican votes in the Granite State.
Our analysis also yielded a p-value of less than 0.01, signaling a statistically significant relationship between the two variables. It appears that the ebb and flow of political preferences in New Hampshire and the prowess of Frank Lampard on the football pitch are indeed intertwined in a manner that defies conventional wisdom. One might say that the statistical evidence for this association is as solid as a well-timed header into the back of the net.
While we recognize the astounding nature of this connection, it's important to note that correlation does not imply causation, despite the temptation to envision a scenario where political fervor somehow fuels Lampard's goal-scoring prowess or vice versa. As we navigate the labyrinth of statistical inference, we tread carefully in acknowledging the limitations of our findings and resist the impulse to leap to grandiose conclusions, much like a cautious defender in the face of an onrushing attacker.
The scatterplot visualization (Fig. 1) illustrates the strikingly strong positive relationship between the Republican votes in New Hampshire and Lampard's goal tally, serving as a visual testament to the unexpected bond between the electoral choices of Granite State residents and the on-field exploits of the legendary midfielder.
In essence, our findings open the door to an array of bewitching questions about the interplay of individual preferences, regional dynamics, and the unlikeliest of parallels in the realms of politics and sports. The statistical harmonization of these divergent domains invites further inquiry and sparks a sense of wonderment akin to witnessing an improbable last-minute comeback on the pitch or an unforeseen electoral upset at the ballot box.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

Our foray into the enigmatic realm of the correlation between Republican votes in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's Premier League goal tally has unearthed a fascinating confluence of seemingly unrelated phenomena. As we plunge into the depths of this unexpected association, we are compelled to ponder the underlying forces that may intertwine the machinations of politics with the artistry of football.

Our findings resonate with the prior research that delved into the intricate interplay between sports fandom and political inclinations. The work of Smith and Doe (2008) sheds light on the psychological underpinnings, suggesting that individuals' fervent support for sports teams is intricately linked to their political proclivities. However, our findings extend this interplay to the electoral dynamics of a specific region, unraveling a correlation as compelling as a well-executed set piece play on the football pitch.

Furthermore, Jones (2015) emphasized the sociological dimensions of sports fandom and its correlation with voting patterns. Our study builds upon this framework, scrutinizing the nuanced regional variations within the broader tapestry of sports and political allegiances. It's as if we're dissecting the intricate tactics of a successful football team, only our playing field comprises electoral dynamics and sporting fervor.

It is imperative to acknowledge that while our results indicate a striking correlation, they cannot elucidate causation. Much like the elusive nature of uncovering the determinants of a team's championship win, discerning the precise mechanisms underlying this association remains a tantalizing challenge, one that beckons further investigation and scrutiny.

Our data visualization, akin to a well-curated highlight reel, captures the striking alignment between the Republican votes in New Hampshire and Lampard's goal tally, serving as an emblematic testament to the unexpected parallels that permeate the realms of politics and sports. This resonance underscores the intricate symphony of human preferences, regional dynamics, and the unfathomable interconnections that underpin the unexpected harmony we've uncovered.

In essence, our study engenders a sense of wonder akin to witnessing a stunning upset on the pitch or at the ballot box, instilling an inquisitive spirit that implores us to delve deeper into the labyrinthine tapestry of human conduct. Despite the whimsical nature of our subject matter, our scholarly inquiry remains steadfast, weaving a delicate balance between academic rigor and the captivating allure of uncovering unexpected links, much like executing a perfect bicycle kick—one that artfully blends precision and panache.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's Premier League goal tally. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Goal of the GOP: Exploring the Correlation Between Republican Votes in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's Premier League Goal Tally"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we unveil an unexpected connection between the political landscape of New Hampshire and the footballing prowess of Frank Lampard in the Premier League. Utilizing data from the MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and Wikipedia, our team conducted a rigorous analysis spanning the years 1996 to 2016. Through a series of statistical analyses, we discovered a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9941805 and a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a significant relationship between the votes for the Republican presidential candidate in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's goal tally in the Premier League. Our findings not only shed light on the curious interplay between sports and politics but also invite further investigation into the nuanced dynamics at play in electoral and sporting arenas.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The intersection of politics and sports has long been a subject of fascination and scholarly inquiry, often yielding surprising and unconventional discoveries. In this study, we set out to explore the uncharted territory where the fervor of the presidential race meets the excitement of Premier League football. Specifically, we aim to examine the perplexing correlation between the votes for the Republican presidential candidate in the state of New Hampshire and the Premier League goal tally of renowned midfielder Frank Lampard. What initially appeared as an inconceivable connection has captivated our attention, prompting an in-depth investigation into the underlying forces shaping this unexpected relationship.
Our research was prompted by an observation that sparked curiosity and raised eyebrows in equal measure. As political analysts and football enthusiasts alike congregated to dissect the intricacies of their respective domains, a peculiar trend emerged from the statistical depths. The whispers of a possible link between the Republican electorate's decision-making in the Granite State and the prolificity of Lampard in England's top-tier football league beckoned for scrutiny. Such an endeavor to uncover the entwined tapestries of electoral preferences and sporting achievements demanded a measured approach and a splash of audacity to navigate the uncharted waters of interdisciplinary exploration.
The impetus for this study stemmed from the recognition that seemingly unrelated phenomena can, at times, exhibit a remarkable coherence. Underneath the surface of empirical data lies a world of intricate relationships waiting to be uncovered, much like an onion whose layers conceal unexpected flavors waiting to burst forth. As we peel back the layers of statistical analysis and delve into the annals of electoral history and football exploits, we seek not only to unveil the numerical correlations but also to appreciate the whimsical nature of human behavior and its manifestations in diverse spheres of activity.
The surprising nature of our findings has left us pondering the intricate dance of chance and causation that orchestrates complex human endeavors. With the far-reaching implications of our discoveries looming large, we endeavor to present our rigorous analysis and welcome both academic scrutiny and light-hearted banter, much like an intense football match that is also infused with moments of joviality and camaraderie. This study is as much a testament to the serendipitous connections that underpin our world as it is a testament to the enduring allure of statistical mysteries, and it is our hope that this endeavor will inspire further investigations into the marvels of the human experience, be it on the campaign trail or the lush green pitch of sporting glory.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis revealed a remarkably robust correlation between the votes for the Republican presidential candidate in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's Premier League goal tally. Over the period from 1996 to 2016, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.9941805, indicating a near-perfect positive relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. The r-squared value of 0.9883948 further substantiates the strength of this association, explaining approximately 98.8% of the variance in Lampard's goal tally based on the Republican votes in the Granite State.
Our analysis also yielded a p-value of less than 0.01, signaling a statistically significant relationship between the two variables. It appears that the ebb and flow of political preferences in New Hampshire and the prowess of Frank Lampard on the football pitch are indeed intertwined in a manner that defies conventional wisdom. One might say that the statistical evidence for this association is as solid as a well-timed header into the back of the net.
While we recognize the astounding nature of this connection, it's important to note that correlation does not imply causation, despite the temptation to envision a scenario where political fervor somehow fuels Lampard's goal-scoring prowess or vice versa. As we navigate the labyrinth of statistical inference, we tread carefully in acknowledging the limitations of our findings and resist the impulse to leap to grandiose conclusions, much like a cautious defender in the face of an onrushing attacker.
The scatterplot visualization (Fig. 1) illustrates the strikingly strong positive relationship between the Republican votes in New Hampshire and Lampard's goal tally, serving as a visual testament to the unexpected bond between the electoral choices of Granite State residents and the on-field exploits of the legendary midfielder.
In essence, our findings open the door to an array of bewitching questions about the interplay of individual preferences, regional dynamics, and the unlikeliest of parallels in the realms of politics and sports. The statistical harmonization of these divergent domains invites further inquiry and sparks a sense of wonderment akin to witnessing an improbable last-minute comeback on the pitch or an unforeseen electoral upset at the ballot box.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In the culmination of our inquiry, we have unveiled a compelling association between the Republican votes in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's Premier League goal tally, which seems as unlikely as finding a penguin in the Sahara. The near-perfect positive correlation coefficient of 0.9941805 defies conventional expectations and raises eyebrows higher than a referee signaling offside. Our analysis has shed light on the enigmatic interplay of political proclivities and athletic achievements, leaving us pondering the whimsical tapestry of human behavior.

While we must resist the urge to leap to audacious conclusions, the statistical solidity of this correlation is as formidable as a disciplined defensive line. The visual representation of the relationship, akin to a masterpiece hanging in an art gallery, vividly encapsulates the unexpected harmony between the political fervor of New Hampshire residents and Lampard's goal-scoring prowess.

Our foray into this uncharted terrain stands as a testament to the serendipitous connections that underpin our world, much like discovering a winning lottery ticket tucked into an old pair of jeans. Thus, we close the chapter on this captivating exploration, urging future scholars to build on our findings and explore the captivating mysteries that lie at the nexus of politics and sports. As for us, we deem that no further research is needed in this area, and we eagerly await the day when the tangled web of human interests unravels another simultaneous revelation as perplexing as this.

In the wise words of John Wooden, "It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it." And with that, we conclude our scholarly endeavor, hoping it leaves a lasting impression as enduring as a legendary match-winning goal.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Goal of the GOP: Exploring the Correlation Between Republican Votes in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's Premier League Goal Tally. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Political Sports Science


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Goal of the GOP: Exploring the Correlation Between Republican Votes in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's Premier League Goal Tally. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Center for Sports and Political Analysis


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Goal of the GOP: Exploring the Correlation Between Republican Votes in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's Premier League Goal Tally with an abstract of In this paper, we unveil an unexpected connection between the political landscape of New Hampshire and the footballing prowess of Frank Lampard in the Premier League. Utilizing data from the MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, and Wikipedia, our team conducted a rigorous analysis spanning the years 1996 to 2016. Through a series of statistical analyses, we discovered a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9941805 and a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a significant relationship between the votes for the Republican presidential candidate in New Hampshire and Frank Lampard's goal tally in the Premier League. Our findings not only shed light on the curious interplay between sports and politics but also invite further investigation into the nuanced dynamics at play in electoral and sporting arenas.

ChatGPT:

Republican votes, New Hampshire, Frank Lampard, Premier League goals, correlation, MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse, statistical analysis, electoral dynamics, sports and politics, political landscape

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Data details

Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in New Hampshire
Detailed data title: Total votes cast for the Republican Presidential candidate in New Hampshire
Source: MIT Election Data and Science Lab, Harvard Dataverse
See what else correlates with Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in New Hampshire

Frank Lampard's Premier League goal tally
Source: Wikipedia
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Correlation r = 0.9941805 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9883948 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 98.8% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Frank Lampard's Premier League goal tally) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in New Hampshire) over the 6 years from 1996 through 2016.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 5.07E-5. 0.0000507019536167914400000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.99 in 0.00507% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 19,723 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 5 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 5 because we have two variables measured over a period of 6 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.95, 1 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
199620002004200820122016
Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in New Hampshire (Total votes)196486273559331237316534329918345790
Frank Lampard's Premier League goal tally (Goals scored)1710101112




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Very low n: There are not many data points included in this analysis. Even if the p-value is high, we should be suspicious of using so few datapoints in a correlation.
  5. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([196486,273559,331237,316534,329918,345790,])
array_2 = np.array([1,7,10,10,11,12,])
array_1_name = "Votes for the Republican Presidential candidate in New Hampshire"
array_2_name = "Frank Lampard's Premier League goal tally"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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