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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Popularity of the first name Jose and the second variable is Motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina.  The chart goes from 1985 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image

AI explanation

As the popularity of the name Jose waned, so did the number of car "hosays" in North Carolina, leading to a decrease in motor vehicle thefts. It seems there's just no "José" for stealing cars anymore!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image depicting a dramatic scene in a bustling city at nighttime. Show a group of car thieves joyfully speeding away in stolen vehicles, leaving a trail of chaos and car-napping incidents in their wake. The surroundings should capture the essence of a dynamic city, with glaring streetlights, fast-moving traffic, and a sense of exhilarating urgency as the thieves make their escape. Capture the atmosphere of an electrifying and high-energy cityscape, emphasizing the illicit rush of the thieves' daring escapade as they shout "Jose, can you see?" whilst evading the authorities. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Popularity of the first name Jose and Motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Scalar art Photorealism An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' A TIME magazine cover image Cyber folk
ChatGPT: A TIME magazine cover image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Popularity of the first name Jose and Motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina, in the following situation: As the popularity of the name Jose soared in North Carolina, it led to an increase in motor vehicle thefts. The thieves just couldn't resist shouting "Jose, can you see?" before making their getaway, sparking a statewide epidemic of car-napping. It seems like these car thieves were just trying to make a "Jose" for themselves!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In North Carolina, the name Jose became increasingly popular, and as a result, there was a noticeable rise in motor vehicle thefts. A group of car thieves, filled with the thrill of their crime, shouted "Jose, can you see?" before speeding away in stolen cars, leaving a string of car-napping incidents across the state.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A TIME magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: In North Carolina, the name Jose became increasingly popular, and as a result, there was a noticeable rise in motor vehicle thefts. A group of car thieves, filled with the thrill of their crime, shouted "Jose, can you see?" before speeding away in stolen cars, leaving a string of car-napping incidents across the state. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image depicting a dramatic scene in a bustling city at nighttime. Show a group of car thieves joyfully speeding away in stolen vehicles, leaving a trail of chaos and car-napping incidents in their wake. The surroundings should capture the essence of a dynamic city, with glaring streetlights, fast-moving traffic, and a sense of exhilarating urgency as the thieves make their escape. Capture the atmosphere of an electrifying and high-energy cityscape, emphasizing the illicit rush of the thieves' daring escapade as they shout "Jose, can you see?" whilst evading the authorities.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Popularity of the first name Jose caused Motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina to decrease. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Joyriding Jose: Exploring the Enigmatic Link Between the Popularity of the Name Jose and Motor Vehicle Thefts in North Carolina

Journal of Transportative Sociology

Jan 2024
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Jose and Motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9276265 and p < 0.01 for 1985 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Joyriding Jose: Exploring the Enigmatic Link Between the Popularity of the Name Jose and Motor Vehicle Thefts in North Carolina

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the curious connection between the prevalence of the first name "Jose" and the prevalence of motor vehicle thefts in the state of North Carolina. Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our study sets out to answer the age-old question: does having a larger number of individuals named Jose in a state lead to a higher incidence of car thefts? Our findings reveal a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9276265 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 1985 to 2022, indicating a robust relationship between the two variables. These results pave the way for further exploration of the migratory patterns and social dynamics of individuals bearing the renowned name Jose, as well as the implications for auto theft prevention strategies.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Jose and Motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Joyriding Jose: Exploring the Enigmatic Link Between the Popularity of the Name Jose and Motor Vehicle Thefts in North Carolina

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the curious connection between the prevalence of the first name "Jose" and the prevalence of motor vehicle thefts in the state of North Carolina. Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our study sets out to answer the age-old question: does having a larger number of individuals named Jose in a state lead to a higher incidence of car thefts? Our findings reveal a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9276265 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 1985 to 2022, indicating a robust relationship between the two variables. These results pave the way for further exploration of the migratory patterns and social dynamics of individuals bearing the renowned name Jose, as well as the implications for auto theft prevention strategies.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
Introduction

The enigmatic connection between the popularity of the name "Jose" and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina has long puzzled researchers and laymen alike. While it may seem like a far-fetched correlation, our investigation presents compelling evidence to support this seemingly whimsical conjecture. In an era of big data and advanced statistical techniques, we find ourselves compelled to probe into the mysteries of an unexpected association that, at first glance, may appear to be purely coincidental.

As the saying goes, "What's in a name?" Well, as it turns out, quite a lot when it comes to car theft, at least in the Tar Heel State. Our aim in this paper is to unravel this captivating puzzle using rigorous statistical analysis, all while maintaining a sense of joyriding through the world of empirical inquiry.

The choice of the name "Jose" as the focal point of our study may raise some eyebrows, but it was not made lightly. In fact, we chose to focus on this particular moniker due to its widespread popularity and cultural significance. Additionally, the name "Jose" conjures up certain associations that go beyond its mere phonetic composition, making it a captivating subject of investigation in and of itself.

We pivot now to the empirical underpinning of our inquiry. Leveraging a treasure trove of data from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we embarked upon a quest to explore the relationship between the frequency of individuals bearing the name "Jose" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in the state of North Carolina. Applying sophisticated statistical analyses to several decades' worth of data, we emerged with findings that will undoubtedly generate a buzz – much like the hum of a finely-tuned engine – in both academic and non-academic circles.

Before diving into the intricacies of our methodology and results, it is important to note that our intention is not to suggest a causal relationship between the two phenomena. Instead, we seek to shed light on an intriguing correlation that has eluded scholarly attention for far too long. It is our hope that this study will not only entertain readers, but also spark further inquiry into the social and behavioral dynamics that underpin this unexpected association.

With this backdrop in mind, we present our findings with the expectation that they will drive home the point that statistical analysis can reveal unexpected and even amusing patterns in real-world data. So buckle up, because we are about to embark on a statistical joyride through the captivating world of names, crime, and human behavior. Fasten your seatbelts, and let's put the pedal to the metal in pursuit of truth and correlation!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Jose and Motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading CVS receipts.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Joyriding Jose: Exploring the Enigmatic Link Between the Popularity of the Name Jose and Motor Vehicle Thefts in North Carolina

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the curious connection between the prevalence of the first name "Jose" and the prevalence of motor vehicle thefts in the state of North Carolina. Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our study sets out to answer the age-old question: does having a larger number of individuals named Jose in a state lead to a higher incidence of car thefts? Our findings reveal a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9276265 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 1985 to 2022, indicating a robust relationship between the two variables. These results pave the way for further exploration of the migratory patterns and social dynamics of individuals bearing the renowned name Jose, as well as the implications for auto theft prevention strategies.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Introduction
The enigmatic connection between the popularity of the name "Jose" and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina has long puzzled researchers and laymen alike. While it may seem like a far-fetched correlation, our investigation presents compelling evidence to support this seemingly whimsical conjecture. In an era of big data and advanced statistical techniques, we find ourselves compelled to probe into the mysteries of an unexpected association that, at first glance, may appear to be purely coincidental.
As the saying goes, "What's in a name?" Well, as it turns out, quite a lot when it comes to car theft, at least in the Tar Heel State. Our aim in this paper is to unravel this captivating puzzle using rigorous statistical analysis, all while maintaining a sense of joyriding through the world of empirical inquiry.
The choice of the name "Jose" as the focal point of our study may raise some eyebrows, but it was not made lightly. In fact, we chose to focus on this particular moniker due to its widespread popularity and cultural significance. Additionally, the name "Jose" conjures up certain associations that go beyond its mere phonetic composition, making it a captivating subject of investigation in and of itself.
We pivot now to the empirical underpinning of our inquiry. Leveraging a treasure trove of data from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we embarked upon a quest to explore the relationship between the frequency of individuals bearing the name "Jose" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in the state of North Carolina. Applying sophisticated statistical analyses to several decades' worth of data, we emerged with findings that will undoubtedly generate a buzz – much like the hum of a finely-tuned engine – in both academic and non-academic circles.
Before diving into the intricacies of our methodology and results, it is important to note that our intention is not to suggest a causal relationship between the two phenomena. Instead, we seek to shed light on an intriguing correlation that has eluded scholarly attention for far too long. It is our hope that this study will not only entertain readers, but also spark further inquiry into the social and behavioral dynamics that underpin this unexpected association.
With this backdrop in mind, we present our findings with the expectation that they will drive home the point that statistical analysis can reveal unexpected and even amusing patterns in real-world data. So buckle up, because we are about to embark on a statistical joyride through the captivating world of names, crime, and human behavior. Fasten your seatbelts, and let's put the pedal to the metal in pursuit of truth and correlation!

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The connection between the prevalence of the first name "Jose" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina has been a topic of much speculation and fascination among researchers and aficionados of statistical oddities alike. Our exploration of this correlation traverses through an eclectic mix of published works and unconventional sources, reflecting the breadth and depth of inquiry into this curiously captivating phenomenon.

Smith and Doe (2015) performed a comprehensive analysis of the sociocultural implications of names, although their focus was not specifically on the name "Jose." However, their work laid the groundwork for understanding the broader influences of nomenclature on various societal factors, setting the stage for our investigation into the enigmatic link between a seemingly innocuous name and auto theft.

In a different vein, Jones (2018) delved into the behavioral economics of criminal activities, shedding light on the nuanced interplay between individual characteristics and criminal tendencies. While Jones did not directly address names as a factor, the underlying behavioral insights gleaned from his work inform our exploration of the potential sociopsychological underpinnings of name-related correlations with criminal activities.

Turning our attention to non-fiction literature, works such as "Freakonomics" by Levitt and Dubner (2005) and "Blink" by Malcolm Gladwell (2005) and other related studies have introduced readers to the unexpected connections and counterintuitive findings in the realm of social phenomena and decision-making. While not directly focused on name-popularity correlations with crime, these works have inspired us to embrace the unconventional and to seek out the unanticipated in our quest for understanding.

In the realm of fiction, literary works such as "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time" by Mark Haddon and "The Da Vinci Code" by Dan Brown have captivated readers with their thematic exploration of enigmatic correlations and hidden patterns. While seemingly unrelated to our investigation at first glance, these fictional works have broadened our perspectives and instilled in us an appreciation for the unexpected and the inexplicable.

In a departure from traditional research conventions, our literature review also incorporates insights from non-traditional sources, including the anecdotal musings of grocery store clerks and the meticulously scrutinized contents of random CVS receipts. These unconventional sources, while admittedly unorthodox, have provided valuable perspectives and unexpected leads in our pursuit of unraveling the mysteries surrounding the Jose-name correlation with auto thefts.

Collectively, this diverse array of literature and sources reflects the multidimensional nature of our inquiry and sets the stage for the revelatory journey that awaits as we navigate the uncharted territory of the Joyriding Jose phenomenon. Fasten your seatbelts, and let the joyride of statistical inquiry begin!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Jose and Motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services . You used data from 1985 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Joyriding Jose: Exploring the Enigmatic Link Between the Popularity of the Name Jose and Motor Vehicle Thefts in North Carolina

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the curious connection between the prevalence of the first name "Jose" and the prevalence of motor vehicle thefts in the state of North Carolina. Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our study sets out to answer the age-old question: does having a larger number of individuals named Jose in a state lead to a higher incidence of car thefts? Our findings reveal a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9276265 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 1985 to 2022, indicating a robust relationship between the two variables. These results pave the way for further exploration of the migratory patterns and social dynamics of individuals bearing the renowned name Jose, as well as the implications for auto theft prevention strategies.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Introduction
The enigmatic connection between the popularity of the name "Jose" and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina has long puzzled researchers and laymen alike. While it may seem like a far-fetched correlation, our investigation presents compelling evidence to support this seemingly whimsical conjecture. In an era of big data and advanced statistical techniques, we find ourselves compelled to probe into the mysteries of an unexpected association that, at first glance, may appear to be purely coincidental.
As the saying goes, "What's in a name?" Well, as it turns out, quite a lot when it comes to car theft, at least in the Tar Heel State. Our aim in this paper is to unravel this captivating puzzle using rigorous statistical analysis, all while maintaining a sense of joyriding through the world of empirical inquiry.
The choice of the name "Jose" as the focal point of our study may raise some eyebrows, but it was not made lightly. In fact, we chose to focus on this particular moniker due to its widespread popularity and cultural significance. Additionally, the name "Jose" conjures up certain associations that go beyond its mere phonetic composition, making it a captivating subject of investigation in and of itself.
We pivot now to the empirical underpinning of our inquiry. Leveraging a treasure trove of data from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we embarked upon a quest to explore the relationship between the frequency of individuals bearing the name "Jose" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in the state of North Carolina. Applying sophisticated statistical analyses to several decades' worth of data, we emerged with findings that will undoubtedly generate a buzz – much like the hum of a finely-tuned engine – in both academic and non-academic circles.
Before diving into the intricacies of our methodology and results, it is important to note that our intention is not to suggest a causal relationship between the two phenomena. Instead, we seek to shed light on an intriguing correlation that has eluded scholarly attention for far too long. It is our hope that this study will not only entertain readers, but also spark further inquiry into the social and behavioral dynamics that underpin this unexpected association.
With this backdrop in mind, we present our findings with the expectation that they will drive home the point that statistical analysis can reveal unexpected and even amusing patterns in real-world data. So buckle up, because we are about to embark on a statistical joyride through the captivating world of names, crime, and human behavior. Fasten your seatbelts, and let's put the pedal to the metal in pursuit of truth and correlation!

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

Our methodology aimed to rigorously examine the potential link between the prevalence of the first name "Jose" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in the state of North Carolina. The data collection process was not a walk in the park, but rather akin to navigating a treacherous road in search of statistical treasure. We gathered data from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, akin to intrepid explorers seeking to unearth the hidden connections between nomenclature and automotive chicanery.

To begin, we conducted an exhaustive search for individuals with the first name "Jose" using the vast repository of baby names provided by the US Social Security Administration. The counts of newborns bearing this storied name were tallied for each year from 1985 to 2022, providing us with a comprehensive overview of the ebb and flow of Jose's popularity over nearly four decades. Our team approached this task with the dedication of a detective unraveling a perplexing mystery, painstakingly sifting through the vast treasure trove of historical name data.

Next, our gaze turned toward the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, where we delved into the records of motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina over the same time frame. Like intrepid sleuths, we combed through these data with a keen eye for detail, discerning patterns and correlations that may have eluded casual observers. The juxtaposition of these disparate data sets elicited a sense of intrigue akin to a thrilling whodunit, fueling our quest to untangle the enigma of Jose's potential influence on auto larceny.

Having amassed these dual sets of data, our next step involved the application of statistical analyses that were at once robust and dexterous. The relationship between the frequency of individuals named Jose and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts was subjected to a variety of statistical techniques, including Pearson correlation, regression analysis, and time series modeling. Our statistical toolkit was as diverse as a mechanic’s assortment of tools, enabling us to explore the multifaceted dimensions of the purported connection with precision.

Through these analytical maneuvers, we sought not only to quantify the strength of the relationship but also to discern any temporal patterns or underlying trends that may lurk beneath the surface. Our team's meticulous approach to data analysis was akin to finely tuning a high-performance engine, ensuring that each statistical parameter was carefully considered and scrutinized for its potential significance.

As we navigated the labyrinthine pathways of statistical inference, we remained vigilant against the pitfalls of spurious correlations and confounding variables. To mitigate these concerns, our analyses incorporated controls for demographic and socioeconomic factors that might confound the purported association between the name "Jose" and motor vehicle thefts. Our safeguards against spurious findings were as sturdy as a well-constructed anti-theft device, fortifying our confidence in the robustness of our results.

In sum, our methodology combined exhaustive data collection, meticulous statistical analyses, and rigorous safeguards against confounding factors as we unraveled the mysteries of Jose's possible influence on motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina. Our quest was not without its challenges, but the pursuit of statistical truth invariably demands the navigation of unexpected terrain, and our team met these challenges with steadfast resolve and an unwavering commitment to empirical inquiry.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Jose and Motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services .

For the time period 1985 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9276265, r-squared of 0.8604908, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Joyriding Jose: Exploring the Enigmatic Link Between the Popularity of the Name Jose and Motor Vehicle Thefts in North Carolina

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the curious connection between the prevalence of the first name "Jose" and the prevalence of motor vehicle thefts in the state of North Carolina. Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our study sets out to answer the age-old question: does having a larger number of individuals named Jose in a state lead to a higher incidence of car thefts? Our findings reveal a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9276265 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 1985 to 2022, indicating a robust relationship between the two variables. These results pave the way for further exploration of the migratory patterns and social dynamics of individuals bearing the renowned name Jose, as well as the implications for auto theft prevention strategies.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Introduction
The enigmatic connection between the popularity of the name "Jose" and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina has long puzzled researchers and laymen alike. While it may seem like a far-fetched correlation, our investigation presents compelling evidence to support this seemingly whimsical conjecture. In an era of big data and advanced statistical techniques, we find ourselves compelled to probe into the mysteries of an unexpected association that, at first glance, may appear to be purely coincidental.
As the saying goes, "What's in a name?" Well, as it turns out, quite a lot when it comes to car theft, at least in the Tar Heel State. Our aim in this paper is to unravel this captivating puzzle using rigorous statistical analysis, all while maintaining a sense of joyriding through the world of empirical inquiry.
The choice of the name "Jose" as the focal point of our study may raise some eyebrows, but it was not made lightly. In fact, we chose to focus on this particular moniker due to its widespread popularity and cultural significance. Additionally, the name "Jose" conjures up certain associations that go beyond its mere phonetic composition, making it a captivating subject of investigation in and of itself.
We pivot now to the empirical underpinning of our inquiry. Leveraging a treasure trove of data from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we embarked upon a quest to explore the relationship between the frequency of individuals bearing the name "Jose" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in the state of North Carolina. Applying sophisticated statistical analyses to several decades' worth of data, we emerged with findings that will undoubtedly generate a buzz – much like the hum of a finely-tuned engine – in both academic and non-academic circles.
Before diving into the intricacies of our methodology and results, it is important to note that our intention is not to suggest a causal relationship between the two phenomena. Instead, we seek to shed light on an intriguing correlation that has eluded scholarly attention for far too long. It is our hope that this study will not only entertain readers, but also spark further inquiry into the social and behavioral dynamics that underpin this unexpected association.
With this backdrop in mind, we present our findings with the expectation that they will drive home the point that statistical analysis can reveal unexpected and even amusing patterns in real-world data. So buckle up, because we are about to embark on a statistical joyride through the captivating world of names, crime, and human behavior. Fasten your seatbelts, and let's put the pedal to the metal in pursuit of truth and correlation!

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our analysis revealed a striking correlation between the popularity of the first name "Jose" and motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina. Over the period from 1985 to 2022, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.9276265, indicating a strong positive relationship between these two variables. This finding suggests that as the frequency of individuals named Jose increased, so did the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in the state.

But unlike a stolen car, let's not jump to conclusions just yet. We also calculated the R-squared value, which came out to be 0.8604908. This coefficient tells us that a substantial proportion of the variance in motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina can be explained by the popularity of the name Jose. In other words, the bunny hops and sudden lurches in car theft rates can, to a large extent, be attributed to the ebbs and flows in the number of individuals named Jose in the state.

To ensure that our findings were not merely a statistical fluke, we assessed the statistical significance of the relationship. Our analysis yielded a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating that the observed correlation is highly unlikely to have occurred by chance. It seems that there is more to this connection than meets the eye – just like a cleverly concealed compartment in a stolen vehicle.

To visually encapsulate the strength of this relationship, we present Figure 1: a scatterplot showcasing the tight clustering of data points, affirming the robustness of the correlation between the prevalence of the name Jose and motor vehicle thefts. While more poetically inclined statisticians may liken this to a graceful dance between variables, we prefer to view it as a synchronized revving of the engines of correlation.

In summary, our results provide compelling evidence of an unexpected and seemingly peculiar association between the popularity of the name Jose and motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina. These findings not only contribute to the burgeoning field of "onomastic criminology," but also highlight the complex interplay between personal nomenclature and criminal behavior. It seems that when it comes to naming conventions and crime rates, there's more than meets the "Jose."


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Jose and Motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Joyriding Jose: Exploring the Enigmatic Link Between the Popularity of the Name Jose and Motor Vehicle Thefts in North Carolina

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the curious connection between the prevalence of the first name "Jose" and the prevalence of motor vehicle thefts in the state of North Carolina. Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our study sets out to answer the age-old question: does having a larger number of individuals named Jose in a state lead to a higher incidence of car thefts? Our findings reveal a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9276265 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 1985 to 2022, indicating a robust relationship between the two variables. These results pave the way for further exploration of the migratory patterns and social dynamics of individuals bearing the renowned name Jose, as well as the implications for auto theft prevention strategies.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The connection between the prevalence of the first name "Jose" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina has been a topic of much speculation and fascination among researchers and aficionados of statistical oddities alike. Our exploration of this correlation traverses through an eclectic mix of published works and unconventional sources, reflecting the breadth and depth of inquiry into this curiously captivating phenomenon.
Smith and Doe (2015) performed a comprehensive analysis of the sociocultural implications of names, although their focus was not specifically on the name "Jose." However, their work laid the groundwork for understanding the broader influences of nomenclature on various societal factors, setting the stage for our investigation into the enigmatic link between a seemingly innocuous name and auto theft.
In a different vein, Jones (2018) delved into the behavioral economics of criminal activities, shedding light on the nuanced interplay between individual characteristics and criminal tendencies. While Jones did not directly address names as a factor, the underlying behavioral insights gleaned from his work inform our exploration of the potential sociopsychological underpinnings of name-related correlations with criminal activities.
Turning our attention to non-fiction literature, works such as "Freakonomics" by Levitt and Dubner (2005) and "Blink" by Malcolm Gladwell (2005) and other related studies have introduced readers to the unexpected connections and counterintuitive findings in the realm of social phenomena and decision-making. While not directly focused on name-popularity correlations with crime, these works have inspired us to embrace the unconventional and to seek out the unanticipated in our quest for understanding.
In the realm of fiction, literary works such as "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time" by Mark Haddon and "The Da Vinci Code" by Dan Brown have captivated readers with their thematic exploration of enigmatic correlations and hidden patterns. While seemingly unrelated to our investigation at first glance, these fictional works have broadened our perspectives and instilled in us an appreciation for the unexpected and the inexplicable.
In a departure from traditional research conventions, our literature review also incorporates insights from non-traditional sources, including the anecdotal musings of grocery store clerks and the meticulously scrutinized contents of random CVS receipts. These unconventional sources, while admittedly unorthodox, have provided valuable perspectives and unexpected leads in our pursuit of unraveling the mysteries surrounding the Jose-name correlation with auto thefts.
Collectively, this diverse array of literature and sources reflects the multidimensional nature of our inquiry and sets the stage for the revelatory journey that awaits as we navigate the uncharted territory of the Joyriding Jose phenomenon. Fasten your seatbelts, and let the joyride of statistical inquiry begin!

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis revealed a striking correlation between the popularity of the first name "Jose" and motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina. Over the period from 1985 to 2022, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.9276265, indicating a strong positive relationship between these two variables. This finding suggests that as the frequency of individuals named Jose increased, so did the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in the state.
But unlike a stolen car, let's not jump to conclusions just yet. We also calculated the R-squared value, which came out to be 0.8604908. This coefficient tells us that a substantial proportion of the variance in motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina can be explained by the popularity of the name Jose. In other words, the bunny hops and sudden lurches in car theft rates can, to a large extent, be attributed to the ebbs and flows in the number of individuals named Jose in the state.
To ensure that our findings were not merely a statistical fluke, we assessed the statistical significance of the relationship. Our analysis yielded a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating that the observed correlation is highly unlikely to have occurred by chance. It seems that there is more to this connection than meets the eye – just like a cleverly concealed compartment in a stolen vehicle.
To visually encapsulate the strength of this relationship, we present Figure 1: a scatterplot showcasing the tight clustering of data points, affirming the robustness of the correlation between the prevalence of the name Jose and motor vehicle thefts. While more poetically inclined statisticians may liken this to a graceful dance between variables, we prefer to view it as a synchronized revving of the engines of correlation.
In summary, our results provide compelling evidence of an unexpected and seemingly peculiar association between the popularity of the name Jose and motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina. These findings not only contribute to the burgeoning field of "onomastic criminology," but also highlight the complex interplay between personal nomenclature and criminal behavior. It seems that when it comes to naming conventions and crime rates, there's more than meets the "Jose."

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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The robust correlation uncovered in our study between the prevalence of the name "Jose" and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina is nothing short of startling. What initially began as a whimsical inquiry into the potential spurious association between a ubiquitous name and car theft has blossomed into a revelation of substantial significance. Our findings not only affirm the validity of prior research in unrelated fields - such as the study of sociocultural implications of names and the behavioral economics of criminal activities - but also open up new avenues for exploration in the intriguing realm of onomastic criminology.

The remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9276265 echoes the resounding resonance of the name "Jose" across North Carolina, seemingly orchestrating an unforeseen symphony of automotive disappearances. This substantial value aligns with prior literature suggesting the societal impact of nomenclature, akin to the ripple effect caused by a particularly pebbly name. The positively high R-squared value further underscores the considerable proportion of variance in motor vehicle thefts attributable to the ebb and flow of individuals bearing the name Jose, reminiscent of the ebb and flow of a particularly choppy criminal undercurrent.

The statistical significance of our findings, with a p-value of less than 0.01, refutes any lingering doubts about the fortuitousness of this correlation, akin to eliminating the suspicion of a stolen vehicle's serendipitous appearance. The elucidation of this perplexing yet undeniable link reflects an emerging understanding of the name-car theft nexus, much like a thief finally being unmasked, name and all.

While our findings lend credence to the compelling theories put forth in our literature review, particularly those delving into the influence of nomenclature and individual characteristics on criminal behavior, they also beckon further investigation into the underlying mechanisms driving this correlation. The Joyriding Jose phenomenon not only enriches scholarly discourse on the intricate interplay between personal nomenclature and criminal proclivities but also evokes a newfound appreciation for the enigmatic and the unexpected in statistical inquiry.

In essence, our research engenders a profound reevaluation of the role of names in shaping criminal phenomena, serving as a testament to the often unseen but undeniably tangible impact of nomenclature on societal behavior. Much like a car thief hotwiring a vehicle under the cover of darkness, the name "Jose" has surreptitiously infiltrated the fabric of North Carolina's auto theft landscape, leaving a trail of gripping statistical evidence in its wake. As we embark on a journey to unravel the mysteries and implications of this correlation, we are reminded that in the realm of statistical investigation, the unexpected often holds the key to groundbreaking revelation.

In the words of the renowned playwright William Shakespeare, "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet." Similarly, the correlation between the name "Jose" and motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina, by any other name or perspective, presents a statistical odyssey ripe with significance and intrigue.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Jose and Motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Joyriding Jose: Exploring the Enigmatic Link Between the Popularity of the Name Jose and Motor Vehicle Thefts in North Carolina

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the curious connection between the prevalence of the first name "Jose" and the prevalence of motor vehicle thefts in the state of North Carolina. Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our study sets out to answer the age-old question: does having a larger number of individuals named Jose in a state lead to a higher incidence of car thefts? Our findings reveal a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9276265 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 1985 to 2022, indicating a robust relationship between the two variables. These results pave the way for further exploration of the migratory patterns and social dynamics of individuals bearing the renowned name Jose, as well as the implications for auto theft prevention strategies.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Introduction
The enigmatic connection between the popularity of the name "Jose" and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina has long puzzled researchers and laymen alike. While it may seem like a far-fetched correlation, our investigation presents compelling evidence to support this seemingly whimsical conjecture. In an era of big data and advanced statistical techniques, we find ourselves compelled to probe into the mysteries of an unexpected association that, at first glance, may appear to be purely coincidental.
As the saying goes, "What's in a name?" Well, as it turns out, quite a lot when it comes to car theft, at least in the Tar Heel State. Our aim in this paper is to unravel this captivating puzzle using rigorous statistical analysis, all while maintaining a sense of joyriding through the world of empirical inquiry.
The choice of the name "Jose" as the focal point of our study may raise some eyebrows, but it was not made lightly. In fact, we chose to focus on this particular moniker due to its widespread popularity and cultural significance. Additionally, the name "Jose" conjures up certain associations that go beyond its mere phonetic composition, making it a captivating subject of investigation in and of itself.
We pivot now to the empirical underpinning of our inquiry. Leveraging a treasure trove of data from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we embarked upon a quest to explore the relationship between the frequency of individuals bearing the name "Jose" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in the state of North Carolina. Applying sophisticated statistical analyses to several decades' worth of data, we emerged with findings that will undoubtedly generate a buzz – much like the hum of a finely-tuned engine – in both academic and non-academic circles.
Before diving into the intricacies of our methodology and results, it is important to note that our intention is not to suggest a causal relationship between the two phenomena. Instead, we seek to shed light on an intriguing correlation that has eluded scholarly attention for far too long. It is our hope that this study will not only entertain readers, but also spark further inquiry into the social and behavioral dynamics that underpin this unexpected association.
With this backdrop in mind, we present our findings with the expectation that they will drive home the point that statistical analysis can reveal unexpected and even amusing patterns in real-world data. So buckle up, because we are about to embark on a statistical joyride through the captivating world of names, crime, and human behavior. Fasten your seatbelts, and let's put the pedal to the metal in pursuit of truth and correlation!

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis revealed a striking correlation between the popularity of the first name "Jose" and motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina. Over the period from 1985 to 2022, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.9276265, indicating a strong positive relationship between these two variables. This finding suggests that as the frequency of individuals named Jose increased, so did the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in the state.
But unlike a stolen car, let's not jump to conclusions just yet. We also calculated the R-squared value, which came out to be 0.8604908. This coefficient tells us that a substantial proportion of the variance in motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina can be explained by the popularity of the name Jose. In other words, the bunny hops and sudden lurches in car theft rates can, to a large extent, be attributed to the ebbs and flows in the number of individuals named Jose in the state.
To ensure that our findings were not merely a statistical fluke, we assessed the statistical significance of the relationship. Our analysis yielded a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating that the observed correlation is highly unlikely to have occurred by chance. It seems that there is more to this connection than meets the eye – just like a cleverly concealed compartment in a stolen vehicle.
To visually encapsulate the strength of this relationship, we present Figure 1: a scatterplot showcasing the tight clustering of data points, affirming the robustness of the correlation between the prevalence of the name Jose and motor vehicle thefts. While more poetically inclined statisticians may liken this to a graceful dance between variables, we prefer to view it as a synchronized revving of the engines of correlation.
In summary, our results provide compelling evidence of an unexpected and seemingly peculiar association between the popularity of the name Jose and motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina. These findings not only contribute to the burgeoning field of "onomastic criminology," but also highlight the complex interplay between personal nomenclature and criminal behavior. It seems that when it comes to naming conventions and crime rates, there's more than meets the "Jose."

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

Behold, our joyride through the intricate nexus of nomenclature and nefarious deeds culminates in a fascinating confluence of statistical ingenuity and mischievous correlations. Our findings robustly establish a profound connection between the prevalence of the name "Jose" and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina. With a correlation coefficient as strong as Superman's grip on a speeding locomotive, and a p-value as rare as a unicorn sighting, our results leave little room to doubt the existence of this captivating relationship.

As we bid adieu to this riveting exploration, it is evident that the influence of a name goes beyond mere semantics, and can indeed ripple through the behavioral fabric of a society. While we are tempted to crack a joke about "Grand Theft Auto," we shall resist the urge and maintain our scholarly composure.

In light of our revelatory findings, it is clear that no stone – or in this case, statistical rock – has been left unturned in uncovering the captivating correlation between the name "Jose" and motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina. With a hearty chuckle and a final nod to statistical merriment, we assert that no further research is needed in this area; our journey has reached its final destination, leaving behind an indelible tire tread of knowledge and amusement.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Joyriding Jose: Exploring the Enigmatic Link Between the Popularity of the Name Jose and Motor Vehicle Thefts in North Carolina. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Transportative Sociology


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Joyriding Jose: Exploring the Enigmatic Link Between the Popularity of the Name Jose and Motor Vehicle Thefts in North Carolina. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Quirky Socio-Cultural Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Joyriding Jose: Exploring the Enigmatic Link Between the Popularity of the Name Jose and Motor Vehicle Thefts in North Carolina with an abstract of This research paper delves into the curious connection between the prevalence of the first name "Jose" and the prevalence of motor vehicle thefts in the state of North Carolina. Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our study sets out to answer the age-old question: does having a larger number of individuals named Jose in a state lead to a higher incidence of car thefts? Our findings reveal a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9276265 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 1985 to 2022, indicating a robust relationship between the two variables. These results pave the way for further exploration of the migratory patterns and social dynamics of individuals bearing the renowned name Jose, as well as the implications for auto theft prevention strategies.

ChatGPT:

"Jose" prevalence, motor vehicle thefts, North Carolina, correlation coefficient, US Social Security Administration data, FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, car theft incidence, migration patterns, social dynamics, auto theft prevention strategies

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Data details

Popularity of the first name Jose
Detailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Jose
Source: US Social Security Administration
See what else correlates with Popularity of the first name Jose

Motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina
Detailed data title: The motor vehicle theft rate per 100,000 residents in North Carolina
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina

Correlation r = 0.9276265 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8604908 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 86% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Jose) over the 38 years from 1985 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 5.7E-17. 0.0000000000000000568087011569
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.93 in 5.7E-15% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 17,602,937,219,742,082 random variables You don't actually need 17 quadrillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 37 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 37 because we have two variables measured over a period of 38 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.86, 0.96 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
19851986198719881989199019911992199319941995199619971998199920002001200220032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Popularity of the first name Jose (Babies born)849284558813910310413116291182111916119181180811853122181197312419122081263812198129141242512233121021163111275984688287718677460535632549251845127481843244134385640013998
Motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina (Motor Vehicle Theft rate)191208.3223.8250.4285.3283.7299.3286.6288.5301.9310.6335.5329.2326.2334.3313.9300.3299.4319.3316328.2339.9308.5289.8212.7191.6174.3165.4146.3137133.8150.7156.9158.9178.7193.6188.3199.3




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([8492,8455,8813,9103,10413,11629,11821,11916,11918,11808,11853,12218,11973,12419,12208,12638,12198,12914,12425,12233,12102,11631,11275,9846,8828,7718,6774,6053,5632,5492,5184,5127,4818,4324,4134,3856,4001,3998,])
array_2 = np.array([191,208.3,223.8,250.4,285.3,283.7,299.3,286.6,288.5,301.9,310.6,335.5,329.2,326.2,334.3,313.9,300.3,299.4,319.3,316,328.2,339.9,308.5,289.8,212.7,191.6,174.3,165.4,146.3,137,133.8,150.7,156.9,158.9,178.7,193.6,188.3,199.3,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Jose"
array_2_name = "Motor vehicle thefts in North Carolina"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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