AI explanation
As the name Kenzie gained popularity, more parents subconsciously yearned for their kids to stand out like a UFO in Ohio sky. It's as if the universe conspired to make them believe that little Kenzies were truly out of this world! Remember, with great Kenzie comes great UFO sightings!Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a comical scene in Ohio, where vibrant homemade kites with metallic embellishments soar through the sky above a colorful field. Each kite depicts the whimsical name "Kenzie," a beloved choice among local children. As sunlight catches the kites, they emit glints that bear an uncanny resemblance to UFOs, sparking a frenzy of reported sightings in the area. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Popularity of the first name Kenzie and UFO sightings in Ohio. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: A Discovery magazine cover image Cubism a funny image macro Vaporwave Cutsy graphics
ChatGPT: a funny image macro
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Popularity of the first name Kenzie and UFO sightings in Ohio, in the following situation: Because as the name Kenzie gained popularity, more and more people started crafting and flying homemade kites in Ohio. These kites, often adorned with flashy metallic designs, began to catch the sunlight and create glints in the sky, which were misinterpreted as UFO sightings. This led to an increase in reported UFO sightings in the area as the kites soared high, causing quite the "unidentified" commotion.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a field in Ohio, colorful homemade kites adorned with metallic designs soar high in the sky. The name Kenzie, popular among the local children, can be heard as they excitedly fly their kites. As the kites catch the sunlight, glints in the sky are mistaken for UFO sightings, leading to an increase in reported sightings in the area.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ a funny image macro ] and depicting this scene: In a field in Ohio, colorful homemade kites adorned with metallic designs soar high in the sky. The name Kenzie, popular among the local children, can be heard as they excitedly fly their kites. As the kites catch the sunlight, glints in the sky are mistaken for UFO sightings, leading to an increase in reported sightings in the area. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a comical scene in Ohio, where vibrant homemade kites with metallic embellishments soar through the sky above a colorful field. Each kite depicts the whimsical name "Kenzie," a beloved choice among local children. As sunlight catches the kites, they emit glints that bear an uncanny resemblance to UFOs, sparking a frenzy of reported sightings in the area.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Popularity of the first name Kenzie caused UFO sightings in Ohio to increase. Include one good pun.
AI academic paper
:
Close Encounters of the Kenzie Kind: Investigating the Correlation Between Kenzie's Popularity and UFO Sightings in Ohio The Journal of Extraterrestrial Sociology and Pop Culture Analysis Jan 2024 |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Kenzie and UFO sightings in Ohio. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.
Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and National UFO Reporting Center to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9207396 and p < 0.01 for 1976 to 2021.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]:
"Close Encounters of the Kenzie Kind: Investigating the Correlation Between Kenzie's Popularity and UFO Sightings in Ohio"
[[ABSTRACT]]:
This study delves into the statistical relationship between the popularity of the first name Kenzie and the incidence of unidentified flying object (UFO) sightings in Ohio. By harnessing data from the US Social Security Administration regarding the frequency of the name Kenzie and cross-referencing it with reports from the National UFO Reporting Center, we aimed to unravel the enigmatic connection that seemed to hover in the zeitgeist. The analysis covered a span of 45 years from 1976 to 2021.
Our findings reveal a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9207396 and a statistically significant p-value less than 0.01, illustrating a striking link between the ebb and flow of Kenzie's popularity and fluctuations in reported UFO sightings in the Buckeye State. The implications of our study raise intriguing questions about the cosmic allure of the name Kenzie and its potential influence on interstellar encounters. While we refrain from leaping to otherworldly conclusions, the curious correspondence between these seemingly disparate phenomena beckons for further exploration and prompts a light-hearted pondering of the question, "Is Kenzie's aura truly reaching for the stars?"
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Kenzie and UFO sightings in Ohio. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]:
"Close Encounters of the Kenzie Kind: Investigating the Correlation Between Kenzie's Popularity and UFO Sightings in Ohio"
[[ABSTRACT]]:
This study delves into the statistical relationship between the popularity of the first name Kenzie and the incidence of unidentified flying object (UFO) sightings in Ohio. By harnessing data from the US Social Security Administration regarding the frequency of the name Kenzie and cross-referencing it with reports from the National UFO Reporting Center, we aimed to unravel the enigmatic connection that seemed to hover in the zeitgeist. The analysis covered a span of 45 years from 1976 to 2021.
Our findings reveal a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9207396 and a statistically significant p-value less than 0.01, illustrating a striking link between the ebb and flow of Kenzie's popularity and fluctuations in reported UFO sightings in the Buckeye State. The implications of our study raise intriguing questions about the cosmic allure of the name Kenzie and its potential influence on interstellar encounters. While we refrain from leaping to otherworldly conclusions, the curious correspondence between these seemingly disparate phenomena beckons for further exploration and prompts a light-hearted pondering of the question, "Is Kenzie's aura truly reaching for the stars?"
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
INTRODUCTION
The mysterious allure of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) has long captivated the human imagination and spurred countless inquiries into the unknown. Equally enthralling, one cannot deny the ever-evolving landscape of first names and their waxing and waning popularity. In a peculiar marriage of these seemingly unrelated domains, we unveil an investigation into the link between the prevalence of the first name Kenzie and the frequency of UFO sightings in the heartland of Ohio. While on the surface, it may appear to be a case of co-inky-dink more suited for the tabloids, our scholarly inclinations implore us to delve into this curiously whimsical correlation.
As we embark on this odyssey of statistical scrutiny, let us remind ourselves to approach the intersection of cosmic phenomena and nomenclature with a healthy dose of skepticism, albeit with a twinkle of wonder in our eyes. The field of anomalistics, after all, has not traditionally intersected with the annals of onomastics, but as the saying goes, "where there's a correlation, there's a constellation."
In this study, we employ rigorous methodologies and statistical analyses to investigate whether the rise and fall of the moniker 'Kenzie' dovetails with the ripples of UFO sightings in Ohio, a state renowned for its enigmatic intersections of the terrestrial and the extraterrestrial. Much like the celestial bodies that dot the night sky, the data we have amassed over a span of 45 years beckons us to unravel the celestial dance of names and otherworldly encounters. After all, there's nothing quite like a good statistical puzzle to keep the academic spirit a-"glowing."
Our research not only challenges conventional paradigms but serves as a lighthearted testament to the boundless delight of scientific inquiry. So, with all the seriousness that this endeavor warrants, let us embark on a most unusual foray into the realms of Kenzie and the cosmos. For in the words of Steve Miller, "I want to fly like an eagle, to the sea. Fly like an eagle, let my spirit carry me." And perhaps, just maybe, Kenzie and the UFOs shall illuminate our path through the cosmic heavens.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Kenzie and UFO sightings in Ohio. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading the backs of shampoo bottles.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]:
"Close Encounters of the Kenzie Kind: Investigating the Correlation Between Kenzie's Popularity and UFO Sightings in Ohio"
[[ABSTRACT]]:
This study delves into the statistical relationship between the popularity of the first name Kenzie and the incidence of unidentified flying object (UFO) sightings in Ohio. By harnessing data from the US Social Security Administration regarding the frequency of the name Kenzie and cross-referencing it with reports from the National UFO Reporting Center, we aimed to unravel the enigmatic connection that seemed to hover in the zeitgeist. The analysis covered a span of 45 years from 1976 to 2021.
Our findings reveal a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9207396 and a statistically significant p-value less than 0.01, illustrating a striking link between the ebb and flow of Kenzie's popularity and fluctuations in reported UFO sightings in the Buckeye State. The implications of our study raise intriguing questions about the cosmic allure of the name Kenzie and its potential influence on interstellar encounters. While we refrain from leaping to otherworldly conclusions, the curious correspondence between these seemingly disparate phenomena beckons for further exploration and prompts a light-hearted pondering of the question, "Is Kenzie's aura truly reaching for the stars?"
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
The mysterious allure of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) has long captivated the human imagination and spurred countless inquiries into the unknown. Equally enthralling, one cannot deny the ever-evolving landscape of first names and their waxing and waning popularity. In a peculiar marriage of these seemingly unrelated domains, we unveil an investigation into the link between the prevalence of the first name Kenzie and the frequency of UFO sightings in the heartland of Ohio. While on the surface, it may appear to be a case of co-inky-dink more suited for the tabloids, our scholarly inclinations implore us to delve into this curiously whimsical correlation.
As we embark on this odyssey of statistical scrutiny, let us remind ourselves to approach the intersection of cosmic phenomena and nomenclature with a healthy dose of skepticism, albeit with a twinkle of wonder in our eyes. The field of anomalistics, after all, has not traditionally intersected with the annals of onomastics, but as the saying goes, "where there's a correlation, there's a constellation."
In this study, we employ rigorous methodologies and statistical analyses to investigate whether the rise and fall of the moniker 'Kenzie' dovetails with the ripples of UFO sightings in Ohio, a state renowned for its enigmatic intersections of the terrestrial and the extraterrestrial. Much like the celestial bodies that dot the night sky, the data we have amassed over a span of 45 years beckons us to unravel the celestial dance of names and otherworldly encounters. After all, there's nothing quite like a good statistical puzzle to keep the academic spirit a-"glowing."
Our research not only challenges conventional paradigms but serves as a lighthearted testament to the boundless delight of scientific inquiry. So, with all the seriousness that this endeavor warrants, let us embark on a most unusual foray into the realms of Kenzie and the cosmos. For in the words of Steve Miller, "I want to fly like an eagle, to the sea. Fly like an eagle, let my spirit carry me." And perhaps, just maybe, Kenzie and the UFOs shall illuminate our path through the cosmic heavens.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The investigation into the correlation between the popularity of the first name Kenzie and the incidence of UFO sightings in Ohio has spurred a range of scholarly inquiries. Smith (2007) posits that the evolution of personal nomenclature can reflect broader societal trends and cultural influences, while Doe (2014) underscores the fluid nature of name preferences and their susceptibility to external stimuli. Moreover, Jones (2019) accentuates the role of anomalous phenomena in shaping popular consciousness and the lexicon.
Shifting gears to non-fiction literature, works such as "The UFO Experience: A Scientific Inquiry" by Hynek (1972) and "UFOs: Generals, Pilots, and Government Officials Go on the Record" by Kean (2010) have contributed to a deeper understanding of UFO sightings and their impact on human cognition. Similarly, in the realm of fiction, the writings of renowned authors such as Arthur C. Clarke and Isaac Asimov have woven narratives that tantalize the imagination with extraterrestrial encounters and cosmic conundrums.
However, as we delved further into the annals of research, our exploration took a whimsical turn akin to stumbling upon a treasure trove of oddities. An unexpected source of insight emerged in the most unassuming of places – the backs of shampoo bottles, where we found amusing anecdotes and dubious claims that, in their own peculiar way, enriched our scholarly endeavors.
Our literature review, much like the enigmatic correlation under investigation, has led us through a kaleidoscope of perspectives, ranging from the erudite to the eccentric. It is in this juxtaposition that we find both mirth and meaning, as we venture forth in this scholarly expedition of Kenzie's celestial odyssey.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Kenzie and UFO sightings in Ohio. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and National UFO Reporting Center . You used data from 1976 to 2021
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]:
"Close Encounters of the Kenzie Kind: Investigating the Correlation Between Kenzie's Popularity and UFO Sightings in Ohio"
[[ABSTRACT]]:
This study delves into the statistical relationship between the popularity of the first name Kenzie and the incidence of unidentified flying object (UFO) sightings in Ohio. By harnessing data from the US Social Security Administration regarding the frequency of the name Kenzie and cross-referencing it with reports from the National UFO Reporting Center, we aimed to unravel the enigmatic connection that seemed to hover in the zeitgeist. The analysis covered a span of 45 years from 1976 to 2021.
Our findings reveal a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9207396 and a statistically significant p-value less than 0.01, illustrating a striking link between the ebb and flow of Kenzie's popularity and fluctuations in reported UFO sightings in the Buckeye State. The implications of our study raise intriguing questions about the cosmic allure of the name Kenzie and its potential influence on interstellar encounters. While we refrain from leaping to otherworldly conclusions, the curious correspondence between these seemingly disparate phenomena beckons for further exploration and prompts a light-hearted pondering of the question, "Is Kenzie's aura truly reaching for the stars?"
[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
The mysterious allure of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) has long captivated the human imagination and spurred countless inquiries into the unknown. Equally enthralling, one cannot deny the ever-evolving landscape of first names and their waxing and waning popularity. In a peculiar marriage of these seemingly unrelated domains, we unveil an investigation into the link between the prevalence of the first name Kenzie and the frequency of UFO sightings in the heartland of Ohio. While on the surface, it may appear to be a case of co-inky-dink more suited for the tabloids, our scholarly inclinations implore us to delve into this curiously whimsical correlation.
As we embark on this odyssey of statistical scrutiny, let us remind ourselves to approach the intersection of cosmic phenomena and nomenclature with a healthy dose of skepticism, albeit with a twinkle of wonder in our eyes. The field of anomalistics, after all, has not traditionally intersected with the annals of onomastics, but as the saying goes, "where there's a correlation, there's a constellation."
In this study, we employ rigorous methodologies and statistical analyses to investigate whether the rise and fall of the moniker 'Kenzie' dovetails with the ripples of UFO sightings in Ohio, a state renowned for its enigmatic intersections of the terrestrial and the extraterrestrial. Much like the celestial bodies that dot the night sky, the data we have amassed over a span of 45 years beckons us to unravel the celestial dance of names and otherworldly encounters. After all, there's nothing quite like a good statistical puzzle to keep the academic spirit a-"glowing."
Our research not only challenges conventional paradigms but serves as a lighthearted testament to the boundless delight of scientific inquiry. So, with all the seriousness that this endeavor warrants, let us embark on a most unusual foray into the realms of Kenzie and the cosmos. For in the words of Steve Miller, "I want to fly like an eagle, to the sea. Fly like an eagle, let my spirit carry me." And perhaps, just maybe, Kenzie and the UFOs shall illuminate our path through the cosmic heavens.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
METHODOLOGY
In the pursuit of unraveling the perplexing correlation between the popularity of the first name Kenzie and the occurrences of unidentified flying object (UFO) sightings in Ohio, our research team employed an amalgamation of data collection and statistical analyses that would make even the most skeptical of skeptics raise an eyebrow.
Data Collection:
The foundation of our inquiry rested upon the comprehensive data obtained from the US Social Security Administration, capturing the annual frequency of the name Kenzie from 1976 to 2021. This information served as the bedrock underpinning our exploration into the ebb and flow of Kenzie's presence in the fabric of nomenclature.
In tandem with this, we ventured into the vast expanse of cyberspace to harness reports from the National UFO Reporting Center, where we meticulously combed through sightings across the state of Ohio, ensuring that no extraterrestrial encounter involving unidentified flying objects went unnoticed.
Data Analysis:
Braced with copious amounts of Kenzie-related and UFO-derived data, we set forth to chart the trajectories of these seemingly incongruous phenomena using a range of statistical techniques, including time series analysis, correlation coefficients, and significance testing.
Correlation Analysis:
To investigate the interplay between Kenzie's popularity and UFO sightings, we unpacked the statistical arsenal, calculating the correlation coefficient and its associated p-value, which lent insight into the strength and significance of the relationship between the two variables.
It is important to note that the overall methodology employed, while characterized by rigor and scholarly intent, was not without a sprinkle of the whimsical. Adorning our scientific pursuit with a touch of levity, we sought to infuse the process with the enthusiasm and inquisitiveness befitting an endeavor that explores the cosmic dance of names and unexplained aerial phenomena.
In the spirit of scientific exploration and, dare we say, cosmic contemplation, our methodology stands as a testament to the unbridled joy of academic investigation, where the journey is as enriching as the destination. As we delve further into our findings, we invite fellow scholars and enthusiasts alike to join us in pondering the enigmatic convergence of Kenzie and UFOs with a gentle nod to the cosmic whimsy that infuses our scholarly pursuit.
In the wise words of Douglas Adams, "For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen." And yet, in this peculiar domain of Kenzie and UFOs, everything we discovered was far from "nothing."
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Kenzie and UFO sightings in Ohio. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and National UFO Reporting Center .
For the time period 1976 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9207396, r-squared of 0.8477614, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]:
"Close Encounters of the Kenzie Kind: Investigating the Correlation Between Kenzie's Popularity and UFO Sightings in Ohio"
[[ABSTRACT]]:
This study delves into the statistical relationship between the popularity of the first name Kenzie and the incidence of unidentified flying object (UFO) sightings in Ohio. By harnessing data from the US Social Security Administration regarding the frequency of the name Kenzie and cross-referencing it with reports from the National UFO Reporting Center, we aimed to unravel the enigmatic connection that seemed to hover in the zeitgeist. The analysis covered a span of 45 years from 1976 to 2021.
Our findings reveal a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9207396 and a statistically significant p-value less than 0.01, illustrating a striking link between the ebb and flow of Kenzie's popularity and fluctuations in reported UFO sightings in the Buckeye State. The implications of our study raise intriguing questions about the cosmic allure of the name Kenzie and its potential influence on interstellar encounters. While we refrain from leaping to otherworldly conclusions, the curious correspondence between these seemingly disparate phenomena beckons for further exploration and prompts a light-hearted pondering of the question, "Is Kenzie's aura truly reaching for the stars?"
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
INTRODUCTION
The mysterious allure of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) has long captivated the human imagination and spurred countless inquiries into the unknown. Equally enthralling, one cannot deny the ever-evolving landscape of first names and their waxing and waning popularity. In a peculiar marriage of these seemingly unrelated domains, we unveil an investigation into the link between the prevalence of the first name Kenzie and the frequency of UFO sightings in the heartland of Ohio. While on the surface, it may appear to be a case of co-inky-dink more suited for the tabloids, our scholarly inclinations implore us to delve into this curiously whimsical correlation.
As we embark on this odyssey of statistical scrutiny, let us remind ourselves to approach the intersection of cosmic phenomena and nomenclature with a healthy dose of skepticism, albeit with a twinkle of wonder in our eyes. The field of anomalistics, after all, has not traditionally intersected with the annals of onomastics, but as the saying goes, "where there's a correlation, there's a constellation."
In this study, we employ rigorous methodologies and statistical analyses to investigate whether the rise and fall of the moniker 'Kenzie' dovetails with the ripples of UFO sightings in Ohio, a state renowned for its enigmatic intersections of the terrestrial and the extraterrestrial. Much like the celestial bodies that dot the night sky, the data we have amassed over a span of 45 years beckons us to unravel the celestial dance of names and otherworldly encounters. After all, there's nothing quite like a good statistical puzzle to keep the academic spirit a-"glowing."
Our research not only challenges conventional paradigms but serves as a lighthearted testament to the boundless delight of scientific inquiry. So, with all the seriousness that this endeavor warrants, let us embark on a most unusual foray into the realms of Kenzie and the cosmos. For in the words of Steve Miller, "I want to fly like an eagle, to the sea. Fly like an eagle, let my spirit carry me." And perhaps, just maybe, Kenzie and the UFOs shall illuminate our path through the cosmic heavens.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation unveiled a notable correlation between the popularity of the first name Kenzie and the frequency of UFO sightings in Ohio. Our analysis yielded a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9207396, indicating a robust positive relationship between the variables. In other words, as the occurrence of the name Kenzie waxed and waned, so did the reported sightings of unidentified flying objects in the Buckeye State. This statistically significant correlation was further corroborated by an r-squared value of 0.8477614, indicating that approximately 84.8% of the variation in UFO sightings can be explained by changes in the popularity of the name Kenzie. It appears that the allure of the name Kenzie and the cosmic phenomena share more than just fleeting glimpses in the cultural zeitgeist.
The scatterplot presented in Figure 1 visually encapsulates the strong correlation between the two variables, with the data points forming a tight cluster along a positively sloped trend line. This visualization serves as a reassuring testament to the substantial statistical relationship we uncovered, lending a certain cosmic charm to the otherwise mundane act of plotting data points.
While our findings may elicit a whimsical smirk or an arched eyebrow, the statistical prowess underpinning the connection between Kenzie's popularity and UFO sightings in Ohio stands firm. The implications of these results, while undeniably intriguing, warrant further investigation and inspire a light-hearted exploration of the cosmic conundrum. As we peer through the statistical telescope of our findings, we are reminded of the enduring question: could the celestial allure of the name Kenzie be transcending earthly boundaries and reaching for the stars, beckoning enigmatic encounters of the UFO kind? While we tread lightly through this constellation of correlations, we are nevertheless compelled to indulge in a playful musing amidst the scholarly pursuits. The cosmic dance of Kenzie and UFO sightings may initially strike as an improbable entanglement, but in the delightful realm of data, correlation does not fall far from the constellation.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Kenzie and UFO sightings in Ohio. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]:
"Close Encounters of the Kenzie Kind: Investigating the Correlation Between Kenzie's Popularity and UFO Sightings in Ohio"
[[ABSTRACT]]:
This study delves into the statistical relationship between the popularity of the first name Kenzie and the incidence of unidentified flying object (UFO) sightings in Ohio. By harnessing data from the US Social Security Administration regarding the frequency of the name Kenzie and cross-referencing it with reports from the National UFO Reporting Center, we aimed to unravel the enigmatic connection that seemed to hover in the zeitgeist. The analysis covered a span of 45 years from 1976 to 2021.
Our findings reveal a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9207396 and a statistically significant p-value less than 0.01, illustrating a striking link between the ebb and flow of Kenzie's popularity and fluctuations in reported UFO sightings in the Buckeye State. The implications of our study raise intriguing questions about the cosmic allure of the name Kenzie and its potential influence on interstellar encounters. While we refrain from leaping to otherworldly conclusions, the curious correspondence between these seemingly disparate phenomena beckons for further exploration and prompts a light-hearted pondering of the question, "Is Kenzie's aura truly reaching for the stars?"
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The investigation into the correlation between the popularity of the first name Kenzie and the incidence of UFO sightings in Ohio has spurred a range of scholarly inquiries. Smith (2007) posits that the evolution of personal nomenclature can reflect broader societal trends and cultural influences, while Doe (2014) underscores the fluid nature of name preferences and their susceptibility to external stimuli. Moreover, Jones (2019) accentuates the role of anomalous phenomena in shaping popular consciousness and the lexicon.
Shifting gears to non-fiction literature, works such as "The UFO Experience: A Scientific Inquiry" by Hynek (1972) and "UFOs: Generals, Pilots, and Government Officials Go on the Record" by Kean (2010) have contributed to a deeper understanding of UFO sightings and their impact on human cognition. Similarly, in the realm of fiction, the writings of renowned authors such as Arthur C. Clarke and Isaac Asimov have woven narratives that tantalize the imagination with extraterrestrial encounters and cosmic conundrums.
However, as we delved further into the annals of research, our exploration took a whimsical turn akin to stumbling upon a treasure trove of oddities. An unexpected source of insight emerged in the most unassuming of places – the backs of shampoo bottles, where we found amusing anecdotes and dubious claims that, in their own peculiar way, enriched our scholarly endeavors.
Our literature review, much like the enigmatic correlation under investigation, has led us through a kaleidoscope of perspectives, ranging from the erudite to the eccentric. It is in this juxtaposition that we find both mirth and meaning, as we venture forth in this scholarly expedition of Kenzie's celestial odyssey.
[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation unveiled a notable correlation between the popularity of the first name Kenzie and the frequency of UFO sightings in Ohio. Our analysis yielded a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9207396, indicating a robust positive relationship between the variables. In other words, as the occurrence of the name Kenzie waxed and waned, so did the reported sightings of unidentified flying objects in the Buckeye State. This statistically significant correlation was further corroborated by an r-squared value of 0.8477614, indicating that approximately 84.8% of the variation in UFO sightings can be explained by changes in the popularity of the name Kenzie. It appears that the allure of the name Kenzie and the cosmic phenomena share more than just fleeting glimpses in the cultural zeitgeist.
The scatterplot presented in Figure 1 visually encapsulates the strong correlation between the two variables, with the data points forming a tight cluster along a positively sloped trend line. This visualization serves as a reassuring testament to the substantial statistical relationship we uncovered, lending a certain cosmic charm to the otherwise mundane act of plotting data points.
While our findings may elicit a whimsical smirk or an arched eyebrow, the statistical prowess underpinning the connection between Kenzie's popularity and UFO sightings in Ohio stands firm. The implications of these results, while undeniably intriguing, warrant further investigation and inspire a light-hearted exploration of the cosmic conundrum. As we peer through the statistical telescope of our findings, we are reminded of the enduring question: could the celestial allure of the name Kenzie be transcending earthly boundaries and reaching for the stars, beckoning enigmatic encounters of the UFO kind? While we tread lightly through this constellation of correlations, we are nevertheless compelled to indulge in a playful musing amidst the scholarly pursuits. The cosmic dance of Kenzie and UFO sightings may initially strike as an improbable entanglement, but in the delightful realm of data, correlation does not fall far from the constellation.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[DISCUSSION]]
The findings of this research study offer empirical support for the curious link between the popularity of the first name Kenzie and UFO sightings in Ohio, as postulated by a handful of scholars and, surprisingly, some rather unexpected sources. The high correlation coefficient of 0.9207396 and the statistically significant p-value undeniably affirm the relationship we observed, echoing the musings set forth in the literature review. The whimsical turn taken during our exploration ultimately led to the surprising confirmation of a connection deemed rather peculiar until now.
It seems that the cosmic allure of the name Kenzie indeed exerts a remarkable influence, extending its reach beyond the atmospheric confines of Ohio. While our study refrains from delving into extraterrestrial conjectures, the statistical findings open the door to a lighthearted speculation on whether Kenzie's cosmic magnetism is a catalyst for interstellar visits. Although such suppositions may evoke a chuckle, the robust statistical evidence does not falter in emphasizing the correlation we have unearthed.
Furthermore, the scatterplot depicting the tight cluster of data points harks back to the cosmic dance of correlation, serving as an aesthetically pleasing backdrop to the scholarly inquiry. It seems that even in the realm of statistical analysis, there exists a whimsical charm that weaves itself into the fabric of rigorous examination. The underlying point of amusement notwithstanding, the statistical prowess portraying the celestial rapport holds its ground firmly, challenging perceptions of cosmic coincidences and prompting a wink at the capricious nature of scholarly quests.
Indeed, our findings beckon for further investigation into the remarkable correspondence between Kenzie's aura and reported UFO sightings, offering a gentle nudge toward the mirthful confluence of statistical science and cosmic curiosities. As we navigate this cosmic conundrum, one cannot help but indulge in a playful thought amidst the scholarly pursuits, pondering the enigmatic dance of Kenzie and UFO sightings. The potential implications of this unlikely correlation invite us to waltz with statistical uncertainty and celestial caprice in equal measure, solidifying the delightful, yet earnest nature of our scholarly pursuit.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Kenzie and UFO sightings in Ohio. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]:
"Close Encounters of the Kenzie Kind: Investigating the Correlation Between Kenzie's Popularity and UFO Sightings in Ohio"
[[ABSTRACT]]:
This study delves into the statistical relationship between the popularity of the first name Kenzie and the incidence of unidentified flying object (UFO) sightings in Ohio. By harnessing data from the US Social Security Administration regarding the frequency of the name Kenzie and cross-referencing it with reports from the National UFO Reporting Center, we aimed to unravel the enigmatic connection that seemed to hover in the zeitgeist. The analysis covered a span of 45 years from 1976 to 2021.
Our findings reveal a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9207396 and a statistically significant p-value less than 0.01, illustrating a striking link between the ebb and flow of Kenzie's popularity and fluctuations in reported UFO sightings in the Buckeye State. The implications of our study raise intriguing questions about the cosmic allure of the name Kenzie and its potential influence on interstellar encounters. While we refrain from leaping to otherworldly conclusions, the curious correspondence between these seemingly disparate phenomena beckons for further exploration and prompts a light-hearted pondering of the question, "Is Kenzie's aura truly reaching for the stars?"
[[INTRDUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
The mysterious allure of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) has long captivated the human imagination and spurred countless inquiries into the unknown. Equally enthralling, one cannot deny the ever-evolving landscape of first names and their waxing and waning popularity. In a peculiar marriage of these seemingly unrelated domains, we unveil an investigation into the link between the prevalence of the first name Kenzie and the frequency of UFO sightings in the heartland of Ohio. While on the surface, it may appear to be a case of co-inky-dink more suited for the tabloids, our scholarly inclinations implore us to delve into this curiously whimsical correlation.
As we embark on this odyssey of statistical scrutiny, let us remind ourselves to approach the intersection of cosmic phenomena and nomenclature with a healthy dose of skepticism, albeit with a twinkle of wonder in our eyes. The field of anomalistics, after all, has not traditionally intersected with the annals of onomastics, but as the saying goes, "where there's a correlation, there's a constellation."
In this study, we employ rigorous methodologies and statistical analyses to investigate whether the rise and fall of the moniker 'Kenzie' dovetails with the ripples of UFO sightings in Ohio, a state renowned for its enigmatic intersections of the terrestrial and the extraterrestrial. Much like the celestial bodies that dot the night sky, the data we have amassed over a span of 45 years beckons us to unravel the celestial dance of names and otherworldly encounters. After all, there's nothing quite like a good statistical puzzle to keep the academic spirit a-"glowing."
Our research not only challenges conventional paradigms but serves as a lighthearted testament to the boundless delight of scientific inquiry. So, with all the seriousness that this endeavor warrants, let us embark on a most unusual foray into the realms of Kenzie and the cosmos. For in the words of Steve Miller, "I want to fly like an eagle, to the sea. Fly like an eagle, let my spirit carry me." And perhaps, just maybe, Kenzie and the UFOs shall illuminate our path through the cosmic heavens.
[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation unveiled a notable correlation between the popularity of the first name Kenzie and the frequency of UFO sightings in Ohio. Our analysis yielded a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9207396, indicating a robust positive relationship between the variables. In other words, as the occurrence of the name Kenzie waxed and waned, so did the reported sightings of unidentified flying objects in the Buckeye State. This statistically significant correlation was further corroborated by an r-squared value of 0.8477614, indicating that approximately 84.8% of the variation in UFO sightings can be explained by changes in the popularity of the name Kenzie. It appears that the allure of the name Kenzie and the cosmic phenomena share more than just fleeting glimpses in the cultural zeitgeist.
The scatterplot presented in Figure 1 visually encapsulates the strong correlation between the two variables, with the data points forming a tight cluster along a positively sloped trend line. This visualization serves as a reassuring testament to the substantial statistical relationship we uncovered, lending a certain cosmic charm to the otherwise mundane act of plotting data points.
While our findings may elicit a whimsical smirk or an arched eyebrow, the statistical prowess underpinning the connection between Kenzie's popularity and UFO sightings in Ohio stands firm. The implications of these results, while undeniably intriguing, warrant further investigation and inspire a light-hearted exploration of the cosmic conundrum. As we peer through the statistical telescope of our findings, we are reminded of the enduring question: could the celestial allure of the name Kenzie be transcending earthly boundaries and reaching for the stars, beckoning enigmatic encounters of the UFO kind? While we tread lightly through this constellation of correlations, we are nevertheless compelled to indulge in a playful musing amidst the scholarly pursuits. The cosmic dance of Kenzie and UFO sightings may initially strike as an improbable entanglement, but in the delightful realm of data, correlation does not fall far from the constellation.
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Your response should start like this:
[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In illuminating the celestial dance of Kenzie and UFO sightings, our study has uncovered a statistically significant correlation that challenges conventional paradigms and beckons for further exploration. The robust positive relationship between the ebb and flow of Kenzie's popularity and fluctuations in reported UFO sightings in Ohio has transcended the terrestrial boundaries of statistical analysis and prompted a whimsical wander into the cosmic unknown. While some may wonder if this correlation is a mere cosmic coincidence, our findings demonstrate a hearty statistical handshake between the alluring name Kenzie and the enigmatic allure of UFO sightings in the Buckeye State. As we ponder the implications of our results, we are struck by the light-hearted realization that the stars seem to align, quite literally, with the rise and fall of Kenzie's popularity.
With the profound statistical robustness demonstrated by our findings, we feel inclined to assert that the cosmic allure of the name Kenzie and its potential influence on interstellar encounters shall remain a topic worthy of a light-hearted pondering rather than further rigorous investigation. After all, in the delightful realm of data analysis, some correlations may simply be celestial jokes waiting to be discovered. Therefore, in the expanse of scholarly pursuits, we conclude that no more research is needed in this area. Thank you and may the cosmic whimsy of Kenzie continue to light our scholarly paths through the universe.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited :
Close Encounters of the Kenzie Kind: Investigating the Correlation Between Kenzie's Popularity and UFO Sightings in Ohio. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Sociology and Pop Culture Analysis
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited :
Close Encounters of the Kenzie Kind: Investigating the Correlation Between Kenzie's Popularity and UFO Sightings in Ohio. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Consortium for Extraterrestrial Enigma Research and Analysis (CEERA)
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled :
Close Encounters of the Kenzie Kind: Investigating the Correlation Between Kenzie's Popularity and UFO Sightings in Ohio with an abstract of :
This study delves into the statistical relationship between the popularity of the first name Kenzie and the incidence of unidentified flying object (UFO) sightings in Ohio. By harnessing data from the US Social Security Administration regarding the frequency of the name Kenzie and cross-referencing it with reports from the National UFO Reporting Center, we aimed to unravel the enigmatic connection that seemed to hover in the zeitgeist. The analysis covered a span of 45 years from 1976 to 2021.
Our findings reveal a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9207396 and a statistically significant p-value less than 0.01, illustrating a striking link between the ebb and flow of Kenzie's popularity and fluctuations in reported UFO sightings in the Buckeye State. The implications of our study raise intriguing questions about the cosmic allure of the name Kenzie and its potential influence on interstellar encounters. While we refrain from leaping to otherworldly conclusions, the curious correspondence between these seemingly disparate phenomena beckons for further exploration and prompts a light-hearted pondering of the question, "Is Kenzie's aura truly reaching for the stars?
ChatGPT:
Kenzie popularity, Kenzie name frequency, UFO sightings Ohio, correlation Kenzie popularity UFO sightings, Kenzie name statistics, Ohio UFO reports, Kenzie name trend, Kenzie name influence, Kenzie and UFO correlation, Ohio UFO sightings, Kenzie name cosmic influence
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Data details
Popularity of the first name KenzieDetailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Kenzie
Source: US Social Security Administration
See what else correlates with Popularity of the first name Kenzie
UFO sightings in Ohio
Detailed data title: UFO sightings reported in Ohio
Source: National UFO Reporting Center
See what else correlates with UFO sightings in Ohio
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.8477614 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 84.8% of the change in the one variable (i.e., UFO sightings in Ohio) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Kenzie) over the 46 years from 1976 through 2021.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.3E-19. 0.0000000000000000001341141696
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.92 in 1.3E-17% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 7,456,333,681,836,403,712 random variables You don't actually need 7 quintillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 45 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 45 because we have two variables measured over a period of 46 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.86, 0.96 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1976 | 1977 | 1978 | 1979 | 1980 | 1981 | 1982 | 1983 | 1984 | 1985 | 1986 | 1987 | 1988 | 1989 | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1995 | 1996 | 1997 | 1998 | 1999 | 2000 | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | |
Popularity of the first name Kenzie (Babies born) | 11 | 24 | 27 | 37 | 33 | 33 | 44 | 46 | 32 | 42 | 56 | 65 | 77 | 77 | 127 | 158 | 177 | 160 | 235 | 198 | 252 | 259 | 321 | 339 | 361 | 316 | 396 | 412 | 430 | 519 | 540 | 661 | 681 | 716 | 867 | 1032 | 1218 | 1241 | 1328 | 1155 | 998 | 846 | 898 | 786 | 848 | 680 |
UFO sightings in Ohio (UFO sightings) | 17 | 11 | 9 | 6 | 9 | 8 | 7 | 3 | 10 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 10 | 5 | 5 | 6 | 10 | 14 | 26 | 25 | 23 | 26 | 59 | 120 | 75 | 90 | 86 | 111 | 123 | 83 | 93 | 111 | 130 | 127 | 123 | 151 | 263 | 348 | 270 | 202 | 151 | 138 | 83 | 174 | 172 | 44 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data.
In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.
For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.
(This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([11,24,27,37,33,33,44,46,32,42,56,65,77,77,127,158,177,160,235,198,252,259,321,339,361,316,396,412,430,519,540,661,681,716,867,1032,1218,1241,1328,1155,998,846,898,786,848,680,])
array_2 = np.array([17,11,9,6,9,8,7,3,10,8,8,7,10,5,5,6,10,14,26,25,23,26,59,120,75,90,86,111,123,83,93,111,130,127,123,151,263,348,270,202,151,138,83,174,172,44,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Kenzie"
array_2_name = "UFO sightings in Ohio"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 3943 · Black Variable ID: 3413 · Red Variable ID: 1155