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More and more cars just couldn't resist the urge to be taken for a ride by "Tomas the Car-Whisperer." With a name like that, it's no wonder he had the keys to everyone's hearts and their vehicles! But let's not jump to conclusions - we wouldn't want to drive away with the wrong idea!Model: dalle-3
Prompt: An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie. Show a group of animated characters named Tomas, gathered excitedly around a colorful parking lot in Washington. The characters eagerly discuss and admire the various vibrant vehicles, with a backdrop of lush green trees and a clear blue sky. In the background, a few hooded, mischievous figures are sneaking behind some cars, hinting at the increase in motor vehicle thefts in the area. The cars and characters should be whimsically stylized to resemble a Pixar movie. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Popularity of the first name Tomas and Motor vehicle thefts in Washington. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Celtic art Scalar art An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie Concept art An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie
ChatGPT: An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Popularity of the first name Tomas and Motor vehicle thefts in Washington, in the following situation: Motor vehicle thefts in Washington increased because the popularity of the first name Tomas led to a surge in amateur car enthusiasts attempting to "borrow" vehicles for joyrides.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A group of people named Tomas gather around a parking lot filled with cars in Washington. They excitedly discuss and admire the various vehicles, fueling their enthusiasm for cars. Meanwhile, in the background, a few hooded figures sneakily hotwire a car and drive off, contributing to the increase in motor vehicle thefts in the area.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie ] and depicting this scene: A group of people named Tomas gather around a parking lot filled with cars in Washington. They excitedly discuss and admire the various vehicles, fueling their enthusiasm for cars. Meanwhile, in the background, a few hooded figures sneakily hotwire a car and drive off, contributing to the increase in motor vehicle thefts in the area. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie. Show a group of animated characters named Tomas, gathered excitedly around a colorful parking lot in Washington. The characters eagerly discuss and admire the various vibrant vehicles, with a backdrop of lush green trees and a clear blue sky. In the background, a few hooded, mischievous figures are sneaking behind some cars, hinting at the increase in motor vehicle thefts in the area. The cars and characters should be whimsically stylized to resemble a Pixar movie.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Popularity of the first name Tomas caused Motor vehicle thefts in Washington to increase. Include one good pun.
AI academic paper
The Thieving Tomas: A Tale of Tenuous Ties between the Popularity of the Name Tomas and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Washington The Journal of Quirky Sociological Studies Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Tomas and Motor vehicle thefts in Washington. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Make the title an alliteration.
Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8158938 and p < 0.01 for 1985 to 2022.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Thieving Tomas: A Tale of Tenuous Ties between the Popularity of the Name Tomas and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Washington
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper explores the seemingly preposterous yet peculiar relationship between the first name Tomas and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in Washington state. Using data obtained from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services for the period spanning from 1985 to 2022, our research team conducted a rigorous statistical analysis to unravel the connection between the popularity of the name Tomas and the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts. Through our meticulous examination, we discovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8158938 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a robust association between these seemingly unrelated variables.
The findings of this study not only challenge conventional wisdom but also illuminate the unexpected nature of human behavior and societal patterns. While this unusual correlation may seem implausible at first glance, our research urges a closer examination of the intersection between nomenclature and nefarious activity. Whether it is sheer coincidence or a curious quirk of fate, it is undeniable that the Thieving Tomas tale provides a captivating glimpse into the enigmatic world of statistics and human idiosyncrasies.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Tomas and Motor vehicle thefts in Washington. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Thieving Tomas: A Tale of Tenuous Ties between the Popularity of the Name Tomas and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Washington
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper explores the seemingly preposterous yet peculiar relationship between the first name Tomas and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in Washington state. Using data obtained from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services for the period spanning from 1985 to 2022, our research team conducted a rigorous statistical analysis to unravel the connection between the popularity of the name Tomas and the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts. Through our meticulous examination, we discovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8158938 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a robust association between these seemingly unrelated variables.
The findings of this study not only challenge conventional wisdom but also illuminate the unexpected nature of human behavior and societal patterns. While this unusual correlation may seem implausible at first glance, our research urges a closer examination of the intersection between nomenclature and nefarious activity. Whether it is sheer coincidence or a curious quirk of fate, it is undeniable that the Thieving Tomas tale provides a captivating glimpse into the enigmatic world of statistics and human idiosyncrasies.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the realm of statistical analyses, researchers are often presented with enigmatic relationships that defy conventional expectations. The study of seemingly disparate variables can yield unexpected insights, challenging our understanding of causality and correlation. One such perplexing association that has piqued the curiosity of researchers is the potential link between the popularity of the first name Tomas and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in Washington state. While this connection may initially appear whimsical, our exploration seeks to unravel the statistical enigma underlying this purported relationship.
The impetus for this investigation stems from a desire to uncover the underlying factors influencing criminal activities. Despite the intuitive assumption that names and criminal behavior exist in unrelated spheres, the realm of statistics often unveils bizarre connections that beckon further scrutiny. Thus, the correlation between the nomenclature of Tomas and the prevalence of motor vehicle thefts serves as an intriguing puzzle that demands empirical inquiry.
Humorously, one might be inclined to conjure fanciful images of a mischievous cohort of Tomases embarking on covert car theft operations across Washington. However, behind the veneer of whimsical speculation lies the earnest pursuit of understanding and interpreting complex statistical patterns that manifest in the fabric of human society. As such, the present study endeavors to demystify this improbable yet captivating relationship, shedding light on the idiosyncrasies of human behavior and societal trends.
This investigation seeks to transcend the confines of traditional statistical analyses and venture into the realm of unconventional associations, challenging scholars to reconsider the boundaries of statistical inquiry. The whimsical juxtaposition of a seemingly innocuous first name and a criminal activity invites us to contemplate the nuanced interplay of societal constructs and individual choices. As we delve deeper into the Thieving Tomas conundrum, we are poised to unveil the unexpected and perhaps even embrace the whimsical nature of statistical inquiry.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Tomas and Motor vehicle thefts in Washington. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a few real TV shows that sound like they might be relevant to the topic that you watched as research.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Thieving Tomas: A Tale of Tenuous Ties between the Popularity of the Name Tomas and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Washington
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper explores the seemingly preposterous yet peculiar relationship between the first name Tomas and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in Washington state. Using data obtained from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services for the period spanning from 1985 to 2022, our research team conducted a rigorous statistical analysis to unravel the connection between the popularity of the name Tomas and the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts. Through our meticulous examination, we discovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8158938 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a robust association between these seemingly unrelated variables.
The findings of this study not only challenge conventional wisdom but also illuminate the unexpected nature of human behavior and societal patterns. While this unusual correlation may seem implausible at first glance, our research urges a closer examination of the intersection between nomenclature and nefarious activity. Whether it is sheer coincidence or a curious quirk of fate, it is undeniable that the Thieving Tomas tale provides a captivating glimpse into the enigmatic world of statistics and human idiosyncrasies.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the realm of statistical analyses, researchers are often presented with enigmatic relationships that defy conventional expectations. The study of seemingly disparate variables can yield unexpected insights, challenging our understanding of causality and correlation. One such perplexing association that has piqued the curiosity of researchers is the potential link between the popularity of the first name Tomas and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in Washington state. While this connection may initially appear whimsical, our exploration seeks to unravel the statistical enigma underlying this purported relationship.
The impetus for this investigation stems from a desire to uncover the underlying factors influencing criminal activities. Despite the intuitive assumption that names and criminal behavior exist in unrelated spheres, the realm of statistics often unveils bizarre connections that beckon further scrutiny. Thus, the correlation between the nomenclature of Tomas and the prevalence of motor vehicle thefts serves as an intriguing puzzle that demands empirical inquiry.
Humorously, one might be inclined to conjure fanciful images of a mischievous cohort of Tomases embarking on covert car theft operations across Washington. However, behind the veneer of whimsical speculation lies the earnest pursuit of understanding and interpreting complex statistical patterns that manifest in the fabric of human society. As such, the present study endeavors to demystify this improbable yet captivating relationship, shedding light on the idiosyncrasies of human behavior and societal trends.
This investigation seeks to transcend the confines of traditional statistical analyses and venture into the realm of unconventional associations, challenging scholars to reconsider the boundaries of statistical inquiry. The whimsical juxtaposition of a seemingly innocuous first name and a criminal activity invites us to contemplate the nuanced interplay of societal constructs and individual choices. As we delve deeper into the Thieving Tomas conundrum, we are poised to unveil the unexpected and perhaps even embrace the whimsical nature of statistical inquiry.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In a seminal study by Smith, "The Name Game: Exploring the Influence of Naming Conventions on Behavior," the authors find that there is indeed a connection between individuals' names and their exhibited behavior. This line of inquiry lays the groundwork for our investigation into the peculiar association between the name Tomas and motor vehicle thefts in Washington. Furthermore, Doe, in "Monikers and Misdemeanors: Unraveling the Curious Correlation," delves into the intricate dynamics of nomenclature and deviant conduct, providing a theoretical framework for our empirical scrutiny.
Jones, in "Alias Analysis: Unearthing Patterns in Names and Activities," contributes to the scholarly discourse by elucidating the complex interplay between appellations and criminal proclivities. These scholarly works serve as the pillars upon which we construct our examination of the purported relationship between the popularity of the name Tomas and the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts.
In "Wheels and Heels: A Statistical Voyage through Vehicular Larceny," the authors explore the multifaceted nature of car thefts and the potential influences that may contribute to this phenomenon. The author's thorough analysis provides a comprehensive overview of the factors at play in motor vehicle thefts and sets the stage for our investigation into the enigmatic connection to the name Tomas.
Turning to the realm of fiction, the works of Agatha Christie, particularly "The Mystery of the Stolen Automobiles," and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's "The Curious Case of the Car Criminal Named Tomas," offer intriguing, albeit anecdotal, accounts of mysterious car thefts attributed to individuals with the name Tomas. While these fictional narratives may serve as whimsical diversions, they prompt us to consider the fantastical elements interwoven with the statistical investigation at hand.
As part of our endeavor to gain a comprehensive understanding of the social landscape surrounding motor vehicle theft, the research team has extensively reviewed several acclaimed television series, including "Gone in 60 Seconds: Namesake Edition," "Tomas, Thief in the Night," and "The Great Tomas Caper." These compelling dramas provide a cultural context that enriches our exploration of the association between the name Tomas and motor vehicle thefts in Washington.
In summary, the literature demonstrates a rich tapestry of inquiry into the interconnection of nomenclature and criminal behavior, both in scholarly and cultural spheres. These diverse sources form the scaffolding upon which we frame our investigation, poised to unravel the enigmatic ties between the popularity of the name Tomas and motor vehicle thefts.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Tomas and Motor vehicle thefts in Washington. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services . You used data from 1985 to 2022
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Thieving Tomas: A Tale of Tenuous Ties between the Popularity of the Name Tomas and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Washington
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper explores the seemingly preposterous yet peculiar relationship between the first name Tomas and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in Washington state. Using data obtained from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services for the period spanning from 1985 to 2022, our research team conducted a rigorous statistical analysis to unravel the connection between the popularity of the name Tomas and the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts. Through our meticulous examination, we discovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8158938 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a robust association between these seemingly unrelated variables.
The findings of this study not only challenge conventional wisdom but also illuminate the unexpected nature of human behavior and societal patterns. While this unusual correlation may seem implausible at first glance, our research urges a closer examination of the intersection between nomenclature and nefarious activity. Whether it is sheer coincidence or a curious quirk of fate, it is undeniable that the Thieving Tomas tale provides a captivating glimpse into the enigmatic world of statistics and human idiosyncrasies.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the realm of statistical analyses, researchers are often presented with enigmatic relationships that defy conventional expectations. The study of seemingly disparate variables can yield unexpected insights, challenging our understanding of causality and correlation. One such perplexing association that has piqued the curiosity of researchers is the potential link between the popularity of the first name Tomas and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in Washington state. While this connection may initially appear whimsical, our exploration seeks to unravel the statistical enigma underlying this purported relationship.
The impetus for this investigation stems from a desire to uncover the underlying factors influencing criminal activities. Despite the intuitive assumption that names and criminal behavior exist in unrelated spheres, the realm of statistics often unveils bizarre connections that beckon further scrutiny. Thus, the correlation between the nomenclature of Tomas and the prevalence of motor vehicle thefts serves as an intriguing puzzle that demands empirical inquiry.
Humorously, one might be inclined to conjure fanciful images of a mischievous cohort of Tomases embarking on covert car theft operations across Washington. However, behind the veneer of whimsical speculation lies the earnest pursuit of understanding and interpreting complex statistical patterns that manifest in the fabric of human society. As such, the present study endeavors to demystify this improbable yet captivating relationship, shedding light on the idiosyncrasies of human behavior and societal trends.
This investigation seeks to transcend the confines of traditional statistical analyses and venture into the realm of unconventional associations, challenging scholars to reconsider the boundaries of statistical inquiry. The whimsical juxtaposition of a seemingly innocuous first name and a criminal activity invites us to contemplate the nuanced interplay of societal constructs and individual choices. As we delve deeper into the Thieving Tomas conundrum, we are poised to unveil the unexpected and perhaps even embrace the whimsical nature of statistical inquiry.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
In order to disentangle the curious correlation between the popularity of the first name Tomas and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in Washington state, our research team embarked on a rigorous methodological journey. Leveraging data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning from 1985 to 2022, we navigated the perplexing terrain of statistical analyses with a blend of fervor and fortitude.
The first step in our delphic expedition involved obtaining comprehensive datasets of the prevalence of the name Tomas and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts within the designated timeframe. The US Social Security Administration provided invaluable troves of data regarding the frequency of the name Tomas, offering a panoramic view of its popularity across generations. Meanwhile, the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services bestowed upon us the solemn duty of sifting through voluminous records documenting the larcenous escapades of vehicular miscreants in Washington state.
With the preeminent task of data acquisition triumphantly achieved, we meticulously scrubbed and scrutinized the datasets to ensure their pristine integrity. This dexterous process not only necessitated a judicious discernment of outliers and inaccuracies but also called for a keen eye to identify patterns and trends that may elude the uninitiated observer.
Upon the sanctification of our prodigious datasets, we delineated the contours of our statistical analyses, wielding an arsenal of techniques to unravel the enigmatic relationship between the nomenclatural popularity of Tomas and the snatching of automotive possessions. Our chosen statistical methodology comprised a symphony of inferential statistics, including Pearson correlation coefficients, t-tests, and regression analyses, all harmoniously orchestrated to elucidate the underlying relational dalliance between these seemingly incongruous variables.
Furthermore, we harnessed the illustrious power of time series analyses to apprehend the temporal dynamics of this convoluted rapport, thus unraveling the narrative of thieving Tomases and their whimsical waltz with pilfered automobiles across the annals of time.
As we embarked on this statistical odyssey, our research team remained vigilant against potential confounding variables and spurious correlations, guarding our inquiry against the insidious machinations of spurious associations and whimsical mirages.
Alas, the labyrinthine path of statistical inquiry beckoned us forth, daring us to unearth the striking interplay between the eponymous prominence of Tomas and the nefarious dance of motor vehicle thefts in the verdant fields of Washington state. And with each esoteric test and abstruse analysis, we sought not only to validate our findings but to revel in the veritable tapestry of statistical whimsy that underpins the wondrous world of data-driven inquiry.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Tomas and Motor vehicle thefts in Washington. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services .
For the time period 1985 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.8158938, r-squared of 0.6656827, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Thieving Tomas: A Tale of Tenuous Ties between the Popularity of the Name Tomas and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Washington
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper explores the seemingly preposterous yet peculiar relationship between the first name Tomas and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in Washington state. Using data obtained from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services for the period spanning from 1985 to 2022, our research team conducted a rigorous statistical analysis to unravel the connection between the popularity of the name Tomas and the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts. Through our meticulous examination, we discovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8158938 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a robust association between these seemingly unrelated variables.
The findings of this study not only challenge conventional wisdom but also illuminate the unexpected nature of human behavior and societal patterns. While this unusual correlation may seem implausible at first glance, our research urges a closer examination of the intersection between nomenclature and nefarious activity. Whether it is sheer coincidence or a curious quirk of fate, it is undeniable that the Thieving Tomas tale provides a captivating glimpse into the enigmatic world of statistics and human idiosyncrasies.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
In the realm of statistical analyses, researchers are often presented with enigmatic relationships that defy conventional expectations. The study of seemingly disparate variables can yield unexpected insights, challenging our understanding of causality and correlation. One such perplexing association that has piqued the curiosity of researchers is the potential link between the popularity of the first name Tomas and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in Washington state. While this connection may initially appear whimsical, our exploration seeks to unravel the statistical enigma underlying this purported relationship.
The impetus for this investigation stems from a desire to uncover the underlying factors influencing criminal activities. Despite the intuitive assumption that names and criminal behavior exist in unrelated spheres, the realm of statistics often unveils bizarre connections that beckon further scrutiny. Thus, the correlation between the nomenclature of Tomas and the prevalence of motor vehicle thefts serves as an intriguing puzzle that demands empirical inquiry.
Humorously, one might be inclined to conjure fanciful images of a mischievous cohort of Tomases embarking on covert car theft operations across Washington. However, behind the veneer of whimsical speculation lies the earnest pursuit of understanding and interpreting complex statistical patterns that manifest in the fabric of human society. As such, the present study endeavors to demystify this improbable yet captivating relationship, shedding light on the idiosyncrasies of human behavior and societal trends.
This investigation seeks to transcend the confines of traditional statistical analyses and venture into the realm of unconventional associations, challenging scholars to reconsider the boundaries of statistical inquiry. The whimsical juxtaposition of a seemingly innocuous first name and a criminal activity invites us to contemplate the nuanced interplay of societal constructs and individual choices. As we delve deeper into the Thieving Tomas conundrum, we are poised to unveil the unexpected and perhaps even embrace the whimsical nature of statistical inquiry.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning from 1985 to 2022 revealed a remarkable relationship between the popularity of the first name Tomas and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in Washington state. Despite the seemingly whimsical nature of this association, the statistical findings exhibit a substantial correlation coefficient of 0.8158938, implying a robust connection between these ostensibly unrelated variables. This correlation is further supported by an r-squared value of 0.6656827, indicating that approximately 67% of the variance in motor vehicle thefts in Washington can be explained by the popularity of the name Tomas. Moreover, the p-value of less than 0.01 highlights the statistical significance of this unexpected relationship, rejecting the null hypothesis of independence between the two variables.
Figure 1 displays a scatterplot illustrating the strong positive correlation between the popularity of the name Tomas and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in Washington. The scatterplot unmistakably portrays a trend in which increasing popularity of the name Tomas corresponds to a higher frequency of motor vehicle thefts.
The robustness of this association prompts contemplation of the underlying mechanisms that may elucidate this intriguing phenomenon. While the notion of a name exerting influence over criminal behavior may appear far-fetched, the statistical evidence irrefutably demonstrates a compelling connection between the prevalence of the name Tomas and the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts in Washington. These findings not only upend conventional expectations but also serve as a whimsical reminder of the unpredictability inherent in statistical analyses.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Tomas and Motor vehicle thefts in Washington. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
The Thieving Tomas: A Tale of Tenuous Ties between the Popularity of the Name Tomas and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Washington
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper explores the seemingly preposterous yet peculiar relationship between the first name Tomas and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in Washington state. Using data obtained from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services for the period spanning from 1985 to 2022, our research team conducted a rigorous statistical analysis to unravel the connection between the popularity of the name Tomas and the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts. Through our meticulous examination, we discovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8158938 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a robust association between these seemingly unrelated variables.
The findings of this study not only challenge conventional wisdom but also illuminate the unexpected nature of human behavior and societal patterns. While this unusual correlation may seem implausible at first glance, our research urges a closer examination of the intersection between nomenclature and nefarious activity. Whether it is sheer coincidence or a curious quirk of fate, it is undeniable that the Thieving Tomas tale provides a captivating glimpse into the enigmatic world of statistics and human idiosyncrasies.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In a seminal study by Smith, "The Name Game: Exploring the Influence of Naming Conventions on Behavior," the authors find that there is indeed a connection between individuals' names and their exhibited behavior. This line of inquiry lays the groundwork for our investigation into the peculiar association between the name Tomas and motor vehicle thefts in Washington. Furthermore, Doe, in "Monikers and Misdemeanors: Unraveling the Curious Correlation," delves into the intricate dynamics of nomenclature and deviant conduct, providing a theoretical framework for our empirical scrutiny.
Jones, in "Alias Analysis: Unearthing Patterns in Names and Activities," contributes to the scholarly discourse by elucidating the complex interplay between appellations and criminal proclivities. These scholarly works serve as the pillars upon which we construct our examination of the purported relationship between the popularity of the name Tomas and the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts.
In "Wheels and Heels: A Statistical Voyage through Vehicular Larceny," the authors explore the multifaceted nature of car thefts and the potential influences that may contribute to this phenomenon. The author's thorough analysis provides a comprehensive overview of the factors at play in motor vehicle thefts and sets the stage for our investigation into the enigmatic connection to the name Tomas.
Turning to the realm of fiction, the works of Agatha Christie, particularly "The Mystery of the Stolen Automobiles," and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's "The Curious Case of the Car Criminal Named Tomas," offer intriguing, albeit anecdotal, accounts of mysterious car thefts attributed to individuals with the name Tomas. While these fictional narratives may serve as whimsical diversions, they prompt us to consider the fantastical elements interwoven with the statistical investigation at hand.
As part of our endeavor to gain a comprehensive understanding of the social landscape surrounding motor vehicle theft, the research team has extensively reviewed several acclaimed television series, including "Gone in 60 Seconds: Namesake Edition," "Tomas, Thief in the Night," and "The Great Tomas Caper." These compelling dramas provide a cultural context that enriches our exploration of the association between the name Tomas and motor vehicle thefts in Washington.
In summary, the literature demonstrates a rich tapestry of inquiry into the interconnection of nomenclature and criminal behavior, both in scholarly and cultural spheres. These diverse sources form the scaffolding upon which we frame our investigation, poised to unravel the enigmatic ties between the popularity of the name Tomas and motor vehicle thefts.
[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning from 1985 to 2022 revealed a remarkable relationship between the popularity of the first name Tomas and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in Washington state. Despite the seemingly whimsical nature of this association, the statistical findings exhibit a substantial correlation coefficient of 0.8158938, implying a robust connection between these ostensibly unrelated variables. This correlation is further supported by an r-squared value of 0.6656827, indicating that approximately 67% of the variance in motor vehicle thefts in Washington can be explained by the popularity of the name Tomas. Moreover, the p-value of less than 0.01 highlights the statistical significance of this unexpected relationship, rejecting the null hypothesis of independence between the two variables.
Figure 1 displays a scatterplot illustrating the strong positive correlation between the popularity of the name Tomas and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in Washington. The scatterplot unmistakably portrays a trend in which increasing popularity of the name Tomas corresponds to a higher frequency of motor vehicle thefts.
The robustness of this association prompts contemplation of the underlying mechanisms that may elucidate this intriguing phenomenon. While the notion of a name exerting influence over criminal behavior may appear far-fetched, the statistical evidence irrefutably demonstrates a compelling connection between the prevalence of the name Tomas and the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts in Washington. These findings not only upend conventional expectations but also serve as a whimsical reminder of the unpredictability inherent in statistical analyses.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[DISCUSSION]]
The findings of our research reinforce and extend the existing literature that examines the influence of nomenclature on behavioral patterns. These results lend empirical support to the theoretical and anecdotal accounts that suggest a connection between the name Tomas and criminal conduct, particularly in the realm of motor vehicle thefts.
Our study builds upon the groundwork laid by Smith, Doe, and Jones, who, although tackling this subject matter with a seriousness that would make our findings seem whimsical in comparison, nevertheless paved the way for our investigation. The unexpected correlation we uncovered echoes the speculative musings of Agatha Christie and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, articulating a tangible association between the name Tomas and criminal mischief. Furthermore, the cultural context provided by television series such as "Gone in 60 Seconds: Namesake Edition" and "Tomas, Thief in the Night" adds a layer of intrigue to our scholarly exploration.
The statistical robustness of our findings, with a correlation coefficient of 0.8158938 and an r-squared value of 0.6656827, substantiates the unlikely yet tangible link between the popularity of the name Tomas and the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts. This result not only defies conventional expectations but also underscores the serendipitous interplay of seemingly unrelated variables in the tapestry of statistical analysis.
While the mechanism underlying this association remains enigmatic, our findings prompt contemplation of the intricate interplay between nomenclature and deviant behavior. Whether one takes a statistical or a tongue-in-cheek perspective, the Thieving Tomas tale serves as a testament to the unanticipated whims of human behavior and statistical inquiry.
In conclusion, our research uncovers a compelling correlation between the name Tomas and motor vehicle thefts in Washington, challenging traditional notions of causality and lending credence to the notion that beneath the seemingly dry world of statistical analysis lies a playground of unexpected associations. The Thieving Tomas saga invites further inquiry and contemplation, offering a light-hearted yet thought-provoking glimpse into the quirky intricacies of statistical investigation.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Tomas and Motor vehicle thefts in Washington. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Thieving Tomas: A Tale of Tenuous Ties between the Popularity of the Name Tomas and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Washington
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper explores the seemingly preposterous yet peculiar relationship between the first name Tomas and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in Washington state. Using data obtained from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services for the period spanning from 1985 to 2022, our research team conducted a rigorous statistical analysis to unravel the connection between the popularity of the name Tomas and the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts. Through our meticulous examination, we discovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8158938 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a robust association between these seemingly unrelated variables.
The findings of this study not only challenge conventional wisdom but also illuminate the unexpected nature of human behavior and societal patterns. While this unusual correlation may seem implausible at first glance, our research urges a closer examination of the intersection between nomenclature and nefarious activity. Whether it is sheer coincidence or a curious quirk of fate, it is undeniable that the Thieving Tomas tale provides a captivating glimpse into the enigmatic world of statistics and human idiosyncrasies.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
In the realm of statistical analyses, researchers are often presented with enigmatic relationships that defy conventional expectations. The study of seemingly disparate variables can yield unexpected insights, challenging our understanding of causality and correlation. One such perplexing association that has piqued the curiosity of researchers is the potential link between the popularity of the first name Tomas and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in Washington state. While this connection may initially appear whimsical, our exploration seeks to unravel the statistical enigma underlying this purported relationship.
The impetus for this investigation stems from a desire to uncover the underlying factors influencing criminal activities. Despite the intuitive assumption that names and criminal behavior exist in unrelated spheres, the realm of statistics often unveils bizarre connections that beckon further scrutiny. Thus, the correlation between the nomenclature of Tomas and the prevalence of motor vehicle thefts serves as an intriguing puzzle that demands empirical inquiry.
Humorously, one might be inclined to conjure fanciful images of a mischievous cohort of Tomases embarking on covert car theft operations across Washington. However, behind the veneer of whimsical speculation lies the earnest pursuit of understanding and interpreting complex statistical patterns that manifest in the fabric of human society. As such, the present study endeavors to demystify this improbable yet captivating relationship, shedding light on the idiosyncrasies of human behavior and societal trends.
This investigation seeks to transcend the confines of traditional statistical analyses and venture into the realm of unconventional associations, challenging scholars to reconsider the boundaries of statistical inquiry. The whimsical juxtaposition of a seemingly innocuous first name and a criminal activity invites us to contemplate the nuanced interplay of societal constructs and individual choices. As we delve deeper into the Thieving Tomas conundrum, we are poised to unveil the unexpected and perhaps even embrace the whimsical nature of statistical inquiry.
[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning from 1985 to 2022 revealed a remarkable relationship between the popularity of the first name Tomas and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in Washington state. Despite the seemingly whimsical nature of this association, the statistical findings exhibit a substantial correlation coefficient of 0.8158938, implying a robust connection between these ostensibly unrelated variables. This correlation is further supported by an r-squared value of 0.6656827, indicating that approximately 67% of the variance in motor vehicle thefts in Washington can be explained by the popularity of the name Tomas. Moreover, the p-value of less than 0.01 highlights the statistical significance of this unexpected relationship, rejecting the null hypothesis of independence between the two variables.
Figure 1 displays a scatterplot illustrating the strong positive correlation between the popularity of the name Tomas and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in Washington. The scatterplot unmistakably portrays a trend in which increasing popularity of the name Tomas corresponds to a higher frequency of motor vehicle thefts.
The robustness of this association prompts contemplation of the underlying mechanisms that may elucidate this intriguing phenomenon. While the notion of a name exerting influence over criminal behavior may appear far-fetched, the statistical evidence irrefutably demonstrates a compelling connection between the prevalence of the name Tomas and the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts in Washington. These findings not only upend conventional expectations but also serve as a whimsical reminder of the unpredictability inherent in statistical analyses.
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[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our investigation into the correlation between the popularity of the first name Tomas and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in Washington has uncovered an unexpected and statistically significant relationship. The robust correlation coefficient of 0.8158938 and the compelling p-value of less than 0.01 underscore the substantial association between the two seemingly unrelated variables. This finding challenges the traditional boundaries of statistical inquiry and presents a thought-provoking enigma that demands further contemplation.
While the notion of a name exerting influence over criminal behavior may initially appear whimsical, the resounding statistical evidence leaves little room for skepticism. It is as if the Tomases and the stolen cars are engaged in a tango of statistical significance, with each name adding a layer of intrigue to the vehicular thievery in Washington. This peculiar correlation not only broadens our understanding of societal patterns but also adds a whimsical touch to the realm of statistical analyses.
However, as enticing as it may be to speculate on the potential implications of this correlation, it is essential to approach our findings with a healthy dose of skepticism and humor. After all, attributing criminal tendencies to a particular first name may lead us down a comical rabbit hole of conjecture and cliche. Therefore, while the Thieving Tomas tale provides an intriguing storyline, it is crucial to recognize the limitations of our study and the need for caution in drawing simplistic causal inferences.
In light of the unexpected nature of our findings, it is essential to emphasize the need for future research to investigate the underlying mechanisms that give rise to this statistically significant relationship. Nonetheless, the Thieving Tomas saga stands as a whimsical reminder of the unpredictable and often delightful idiosyncrasies that emerge from the realm of statistical analysis. Nevertheless, it is prudent to acknowledge that, for now, further research in this domain may result in diminishing returns -- there may be no need to look further for correlation as compelling and peculiar as the one between the name Tomas and motor vehicle thefts.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Thieving Tomas: A Tale of Tenuous Ties between the Popularity of the Name Tomas and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Washington. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Quirky Sociological Studies
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Thieving Tomas: A Tale of Tenuous Ties between the Popularity of the Name Tomas and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Washington. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Society for Applied Linguistic Analysis and Societal Trends (SALAST)
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Thieving Tomas: A Tale of Tenuous Ties between the Popularity of the Name Tomas and Motor Vehicle Thefts in Washington with an abstract of This research paper explores the seemingly preposterous yet peculiar relationship between the first name Tomas and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in Washington state. Using data obtained from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services for the period spanning from 1985 to 2022, our research team conducted a rigorous statistical analysis to unravel the connection between the popularity of the name Tomas and the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts. Through our meticulous examination, we discovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8158938 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a robust association between these seemingly unrelated variables.
The findings of this study not only challenge conventional wisdom but also illuminate the unexpected nature of human behavior and societal patterns. While this unusual correlation may seem implausible at first glance, our research urges a closer examination of the intersection between nomenclature and nefarious activity. Whether it is sheer coincidence or a curious quirk of fate, it is undeniable that the Thieving Tomas tale provides a captivating glimpse into the enigmatic world of statistics and human idiosyncrasies.
ChatGPT:
Tomas, motor vehicle thefts, Washington, name popularity, statistical analysis, correlation coefficient, FBI crime data, Social Security Administration data, human behavior, societal patterns, nomenclature, coincidence, statistics, human idiosyncrasies
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Data details
Popularity of the first name TomasDetailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Tomas
Source: US Social Security Administration
See what else correlates with Popularity of the first name Tomas
Motor vehicle thefts in Washington
Detailed data title: The motor vehicle theft rate per 100,000 residents in Washington
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Motor vehicle thefts in Washington
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.6656827 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 66.6% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Motor vehicle thefts in Washington) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Tomas) over the 38 years from 1985 through 2022.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 4.3E-10. 0.0000000004349386795195804000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.82 in 4.3E-8% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 2,299,174,682 random variables You don't actually need 2 billion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 37 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 37 because we have two variables measured over a period of 38 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.67, 0.9 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1985 | 1986 | 1987 | 1988 | 1989 | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1995 | 1996 | 1997 | 1998 | 1999 | 2000 | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | 2022 | |
Popularity of the first name Tomas (Babies born) | 326 | 330 | 319 | 353 | 367 | 393 | 425 | 435 | 421 | 467 | 464 | 510 | 456 | 494 | 453 | 494 | 492 | 523 | 537 | 515 | 509 | 534 | 489 | 475 | 461 | 384 | 370 | 358 | 347 | 390 | 342 | 345 | 352 | 341 | 373 | 355 | 342 | 382 |
Motor vehicle thefts in Washington (Motor Vehicle Theft rate) | 288.9 | 314.5 | 395.2 | 432.9 | 457.6 | 447.1 | 444.5 | 471.5 | 456.1 | 500.5 | 554 | 522.2 | 567.8 | 618.7 | 587.3 | 594.1 | 652 | 667.4 | 662.5 | 696.5 | 783.3 | 726 | 589.3 | 444.8 | 356.3 | 381.8 | 363.8 | 386.7 | 407.6 | 432.7 | 376.6 | 443.9 | 395.5 | 370.6 | 325.5 | 356.1 | 460.1 | 639.3 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([326,330,319,353,367,393,425,435,421,467,464,510,456,494,453,494,492,523,537,515,509,534,489,475,461,384,370,358,347,390,342,345,352,341,373,355,342,382,])
array_2 = np.array([288.9,314.5,395.2,432.9,457.6,447.1,444.5,471.5,456.1,500.5,554,522.2,567.8,618.7,587.3,594.1,652,667.4,662.5,696.5,783.3,726,589.3,444.8,356.3,381.8,363.8,386.7,407.6,432.7,376.6,443.9,395.5,370.6,325.5,356.1,460.1,639.3,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Tomas"
array_2_name = "Motor vehicle thefts in Washington"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 3590 · Black Variable ID: 2880 · Red Variable ID: 20171