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Parker was actually a secret alien ambassador, and as his fan club grew, more UFOs began showing up in Oklahoma to catch a glimpse of their out-of-this-world influencer. Remember, when it comes to UFOs, popularity truly is out of this world!Model: dalle-3
Prompt: "Create an image of a steampunk-inspired scene in a vast Oklahoma field at dusk. A group of people with the name Parker gather in a circle, illuminated by the warm glow of a bonfire. As they stand together, chatting and laughing, a mysterious glow appears in the sky above them. A bright UFO hovers, seemingly drawn to the gathering of Parkers, casting an otherworldly light over the scene." The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Popularity of the first name Parker and UFO sightings in Oklahoma. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Hyper-realistic Oragami 3D Pixar Style Cute cartoon Steampunk
ChatGPT: Steampunk
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Popularity of the first name Parker and UFO sightings in Oklahoma, in the following situation: Because as the name Parker gained popularity, more and more Parkers started standing out from the crowd, making it easier for aliens to track them down in Oklahoma and causing an increase in UFO sightings.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a vast Oklahoma field at dusk, a group of people with the name Parker gather in a circle, illuminated by the warm glow of a bonfire. As they stand together, chatting and laughing, a mysterious glow appears in the sky above them. A bright UFO hovers, seemingly drawn to the gathering of Parkers, casting an otherworldly light over the scene. The increasing popularity of the name Parker has brought them together and inadvertently attracted extraterrestrial attention to the Oklahoma countryside.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Steampunk ] and depicting this scene: In a vast Oklahoma field at dusk, a group of people with the name Parker gather in a circle, illuminated by the warm glow of a bonfire. As they stand together, chatting and laughing, a mysterious glow appears in the sky above them. A bright UFO hovers, seemingly drawn to the gathering of Parkers, casting an otherworldly light over the scene. The increasing popularity of the name Parker has brought them together and inadvertently attracted extraterrestrial attention to the Oklahoma countryside. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: "Create an image of a steampunk-inspired scene in a vast Oklahoma field at dusk. A group of people with the name Parker gather in a circle, illuminated by the warm glow of a bonfire. As they stand together, chatting and laughing, a mysterious glow appears in the sky above them. A bright UFO hovers, seemingly drawn to the gathering of Parkers, casting an otherworldly light over the scene."
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Popularity of the first name Parker caused UFO sightings in Oklahoma to increase. Add a funny one-liner at the end.
AI academic paper
Unveiling the Parker Paradox: Exploring the Connection between Parker Popularity and UFO Sightings in Oklahoma The Journal of Quirky Phenomena Research Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Parker and UFO sightings in Oklahoma. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Include a pun in the title.
Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and National UFO Reporting Center to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9028947 and p < 0.01 for 1975 to 2021.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Unveiling the Parker Paradox: Exploring the Connection between Parker Popularity and UFO Sightings in Oklahoma"
[[ABSTRACT]]
The intergalactic and eccentric experiences of UFO sightings have left many scratching their heads, but little did we know that the popularity of the first name Parker could hold a celestial secret. In this study, we delve into the uncharted territory of UFO sightings in Oklahoma and the unforeseen correlation with the frequency of individuals bearing the name Parker. Through a rigorous analysis of data from the US Social Security Administration and the National UFO Reporting Center, our research team has unveiled a startling connection, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9028947 and p < 0.01. Our findings are sure to both enlighten and amuse, shedding a cosmic light on the Parker Paradox and leaving skeptics starry-eyed. So, buckle up for a wild ride through the skies of statistical discovery, where the stars align in a way no one saw coming!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Parker and UFO sightings in Oklahoma. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Unveiling the Parker Paradox: Exploring the Connection between Parker Popularity and UFO Sightings in Oklahoma"
[[ABSTRACT]]
The intergalactic and eccentric experiences of UFO sightings have left many scratching their heads, but little did we know that the popularity of the first name Parker could hold a celestial secret. In this study, we delve into the uncharted territory of UFO sightings in Oklahoma and the unforeseen correlation with the frequency of individuals bearing the name Parker. Through a rigorous analysis of data from the US Social Security Administration and the National UFO Reporting Center, our research team has unveiled a startling connection, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9028947 and p < 0.01. Our findings are sure to both enlighten and amuse, shedding a cosmic light on the Parker Paradox and leaving skeptics starry-eyed. So, buckle up for a wild ride through the skies of statistical discovery, where the stars align in a way no one saw coming!
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Astrological forces have long captivated our imagination, from the whimsical zodiac signs to the enigmatic movements of heavenly bodies. Yet, amidst the cosmic chaos and stellar mysteries, one peculiar revelation has emerged - the Parker Paradox. This seemingly innocuous connection between the popularity of the first name "Parker" and UFO sightings in the state of Oklahoma has raised eyebrows and beckoned us to explore the celestial conundrum.
In a world where statistical analyses often reveal mundane associations, uncovering a correlation as baffling as the one we present in this paper is like finding a UFO-shaped needle in a haystack of data. Yes, the correlation coefficient of 0.9028947 may seem astronomically high, but rest assured, we are not orbiting into the realm of pseudoscience just yet.
The data we have collected spans decades, traversing the epochs of flashy UFO sightings and the rising and falling stars of name popularity. We have heeded the sirens of statistical significance, resolving to unveil the truth behind this cosmic quirk. With our feet firmly planted on empirical ground, we embark on a mission to decipher whether mere coincidence or celestial forces shape this ethereal connection.
As we venture into this uncharted territory, we invite you to join us on an intellectual escapade through the universe of perplexing correlations. Along the way, we promise to infuse moments of levity and cosmic contemplation, for only by keeping our feet in both worlds can we hope to truly grasp the enigma of the Parker Paradox. So buckle up, dear readers, as we soar through the cosmos of correlation and jest, and prepare for an exhilarating journey that is truly out of this world.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Parker and UFO sightings in Oklahoma. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading the backs of shampoo bottles.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Unveiling the Parker Paradox: Exploring the Connection between Parker Popularity and UFO Sightings in Oklahoma"
[[ABSTRACT]]
The intergalactic and eccentric experiences of UFO sightings have left many scratching their heads, but little did we know that the popularity of the first name Parker could hold a celestial secret. In this study, we delve into the uncharted territory of UFO sightings in Oklahoma and the unforeseen correlation with the frequency of individuals bearing the name Parker. Through a rigorous analysis of data from the US Social Security Administration and the National UFO Reporting Center, our research team has unveiled a startling connection, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9028947 and p < 0.01. Our findings are sure to both enlighten and amuse, shedding a cosmic light on the Parker Paradox and leaving skeptics starry-eyed. So, buckle up for a wild ride through the skies of statistical discovery, where the stars align in a way no one saw coming!
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Astrological forces have long captivated our imagination, from the whimsical zodiac signs to the enigmatic movements of heavenly bodies. Yet, amidst the cosmic chaos and stellar mysteries, one peculiar revelation has emerged - the Parker Paradox. This seemingly innocuous connection between the popularity of the first name "Parker" and UFO sightings in the state of Oklahoma has raised eyebrows and beckoned us to explore the celestial conundrum.
In a world where statistical analyses often reveal mundane associations, uncovering a correlation as baffling as the one we present in this paper is like finding a UFO-shaped needle in a haystack of data. Yes, the correlation coefficient of 0.9028947 may seem astronomically high, but rest assured, we are not orbiting into the realm of pseudoscience just yet.
The data we have collected spans decades, traversing the epochs of flashy UFO sightings and the rising and falling stars of name popularity. We have heeded the sirens of statistical significance, resolving to unveil the truth behind this cosmic quirk. With our feet firmly planted on empirical ground, we embark on a mission to decipher whether mere coincidence or celestial forces shape this ethereal connection.
As we venture into this uncharted territory, we invite you to join us on an intellectual escapade through the universe of perplexing correlations. Along the way, we promise to infuse moments of levity and cosmic contemplation, for only by keeping our feet in both worlds can we hope to truly grasp the enigma of the Parker Paradox. So buckle up, dear readers, as we soar through the cosmos of correlation and jest, and prepare for an exhilarating journey that is truly out of this world.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Our inquiry into the uncanny connection between the popularity of the first name Parker and UFO sightings in Oklahoma calls for an exploration of existing literature on celestial phenomena, statistical correlations, and perhaps a touch of extraterrestrial humor. Smith et al. (2015) set the stage with their comprehensive analysis of astrological influences on human behavior in "Celestial Serendipity: A Statistical Journey through the Cosmos." While their work focuses on broader astrological patterns, it primes us for the cosmic quirk we aim to unravel.
Doe's (2017) groundbreaking study "Starry-Eyed Statistics: Unearthing the Unexplained" sheds light on the statistical anomalies that often escape human perception. The twinkling stars and unexplained phenomena explored by Doe provide a fitting backdrop for our quest into the Parker Paradox.
Jones (2018), in "Eclipsed by Data: Statistical Surprises in Everyday Life," takes a lighthearted approach to uncovering unexpected correlations, reminding us that sometimes truth is indeed stranger than fiction.
In the realm of non-fiction literature, the works of Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking offer poignant opportunities for cosmic contemplation and intellectual stimulation. "Cosmos" by Sagan and "A Brief History of Time" by Hawking invite readers to ponder the mysteries of the universe - a perfect complement to our exploration of the Parker Paradox.
Turning to the realm of fiction, the timeless classic "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams and "Contact" by Carl Sagan (yes, the same Carl Sagan mentioned earlier) tantalize us with their tantalizing mix of extraterrestrial encounters and intergalactic whimsy.
As our literature review ventures further into unorthodox territory, it’s worth noting that unconventional sources have also provided snippets of insight. For instance, the back of a shampoo bottle once whispered an enigmatic verse about the cosmic dance of bubbles and the universal embrace of lather. While not a traditional academic source, it did offer a sudsy perspective on the celestial connections we seek.
With the celestial stage set and our research objectives clear, we embark on a journey to parse the peculiar correlation between the name Parker and UFO sightings in Oklahoma, brimming with statistical rigor and perhaps just a sprinkle of stardust-induced whimsy.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Parker and UFO sightings in Oklahoma. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and National UFO Reporting Center . You used data from 1975 to 2021
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Unveiling the Parker Paradox: Exploring the Connection between Parker Popularity and UFO Sightings in Oklahoma"
[[ABSTRACT]]
The intergalactic and eccentric experiences of UFO sightings have left many scratching their heads, but little did we know that the popularity of the first name Parker could hold a celestial secret. In this study, we delve into the uncharted territory of UFO sightings in Oklahoma and the unforeseen correlation with the frequency of individuals bearing the name Parker. Through a rigorous analysis of data from the US Social Security Administration and the National UFO Reporting Center, our research team has unveiled a startling connection, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9028947 and p < 0.01. Our findings are sure to both enlighten and amuse, shedding a cosmic light on the Parker Paradox and leaving skeptics starry-eyed. So, buckle up for a wild ride through the skies of statistical discovery, where the stars align in a way no one saw coming!
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Astrological forces have long captivated our imagination, from the whimsical zodiac signs to the enigmatic movements of heavenly bodies. Yet, amidst the cosmic chaos and stellar mysteries, one peculiar revelation has emerged - the Parker Paradox. This seemingly innocuous connection between the popularity of the first name "Parker" and UFO sightings in the state of Oklahoma has raised eyebrows and beckoned us to explore the celestial conundrum.
In a world where statistical analyses often reveal mundane associations, uncovering a correlation as baffling as the one we present in this paper is like finding a UFO-shaped needle in a haystack of data. Yes, the correlation coefficient of 0.9028947 may seem astronomically high, but rest assured, we are not orbiting into the realm of pseudoscience just yet.
The data we have collected spans decades, traversing the epochs of flashy UFO sightings and the rising and falling stars of name popularity. We have heeded the sirens of statistical significance, resolving to unveil the truth behind this cosmic quirk. With our feet firmly planted on empirical ground, we embark on a mission to decipher whether mere coincidence or celestial forces shape this ethereal connection.
As we venture into this uncharted territory, we invite you to join us on an intellectual escapade through the universe of perplexing correlations. Along the way, we promise to infuse moments of levity and cosmic contemplation, for only by keeping our feet in both worlds can we hope to truly grasp the enigma of the Parker Paradox. So buckle up, dear readers, as we soar through the cosmos of correlation and jest, and prepare for an exhilarating journey that is truly out of this world.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
To uncover the cosmic conundrum that is the Parker Paradox, an intricate and multidimensional approach was employed. Our research utilized data from the US Social Security Administration to track the popularity of the first name "Parker" within the American population. This data spanned the period from 1975 to 2021. The National UFO Reporting Center database was utilized to gather reports of unidentified flying objects in the state of Oklahoma throughout the same timeframe.
The compilation of these two disparate datasets was no small feat. To ensure data integrity, our team employed a synchronized dance routine to merge the information, ensuring that no extraterrestrial interference tainted our findings. The usual array of statistical analysis techniques was then applied to determine the correlation between the frequency of UFO sightings and the prevalence of the name Parker. We also employed the tried and tested method of flipping a cosmic coin to double-check our results, ensuring a thorough and robust approach.
Furthermore, we constructed a whimsical model, fondly named "Celestial Connection," to depict the interplay between the name "Parker" and UFO activity in Oklahoma. This model not only serves as a visual aid but also adds a touch of mystical allure to the traditionally dry world of statistical analysis.
In addition, our research team considered various time series and regression analyses, concocting an astrology-themed approach to understanding the celestial whims governing the Parker Paradox. This involved studying the alignment of planetary bodies, moon phases, and the elusive dance of the constellations in an attempt to unravel the mysterious connection between human nomenclature and extraterrestrial encounters.
The comprehensive analysis conducted by our research team served as a testament to our dedication in exploring uncharted territories, even if those territories were situated lightyears away. The data were carefully scrutinized to ensure that no moon dust had muddled our findings. With meticulous attention to detail and a dash of cosmic curiosity, we embarked on this cosmic odyssey to uncover the truth behind the Parker Paradox.
Rigorous statistical tests, cosmic dances, and celestial-themed model constructions set the stage for our analysis, which culminated in the cosmic correlation that left us earthlings both puzzled and bemused. And now, with our findings ready for the world to behold, we invite you to join us on this intergalactic scholarly pursuit. So, fasten your seatbelts, dear readers, for the journey ahead promises to be truly out of this world!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Parker and UFO sightings in Oklahoma. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and National UFO Reporting Center .
For the time period 1975 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9028947, r-squared of 0.8152189, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Unveiling the Parker Paradox: Exploring the Connection between Parker Popularity and UFO Sightings in Oklahoma"
[[ABSTRACT]]
The intergalactic and eccentric experiences of UFO sightings have left many scratching their heads, but little did we know that the popularity of the first name Parker could hold a celestial secret. In this study, we delve into the uncharted territory of UFO sightings in Oklahoma and the unforeseen correlation with the frequency of individuals bearing the name Parker. Through a rigorous analysis of data from the US Social Security Administration and the National UFO Reporting Center, our research team has unveiled a startling connection, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9028947 and p < 0.01. Our findings are sure to both enlighten and amuse, shedding a cosmic light on the Parker Paradox and leaving skeptics starry-eyed. So, buckle up for a wild ride through the skies of statistical discovery, where the stars align in a way no one saw coming!
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Astrological forces have long captivated our imagination, from the whimsical zodiac signs to the enigmatic movements of heavenly bodies. Yet, amidst the cosmic chaos and stellar mysteries, one peculiar revelation has emerged - the Parker Paradox. This seemingly innocuous connection between the popularity of the first name "Parker" and UFO sightings in the state of Oklahoma has raised eyebrows and beckoned us to explore the celestial conundrum.
In a world where statistical analyses often reveal mundane associations, uncovering a correlation as baffling as the one we present in this paper is like finding a UFO-shaped needle in a haystack of data. Yes, the correlation coefficient of 0.9028947 may seem astronomically high, but rest assured, we are not orbiting into the realm of pseudoscience just yet.
The data we have collected spans decades, traversing the epochs of flashy UFO sightings and the rising and falling stars of name popularity. We have heeded the sirens of statistical significance, resolving to unveil the truth behind this cosmic quirk. With our feet firmly planted on empirical ground, we embark on a mission to decipher whether mere coincidence or celestial forces shape this ethereal connection.
As we venture into this uncharted territory, we invite you to join us on an intellectual escapade through the universe of perplexing correlations. Along the way, we promise to infuse moments of levity and cosmic contemplation, for only by keeping our feet in both worlds can we hope to truly grasp the enigma of the Parker Paradox. So buckle up, dear readers, as we soar through the cosmos of correlation and jest, and prepare for an exhilarating journey that is truly out of this world.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the data collected from the US Social Security Administration and the National UFO Reporting Center has revealed a striking correlation between the popularity of the first name Parker and UFO sightings in Oklahoma. The correlation coefficient of 0.9028947 and an r-squared of 0.8152189 indicate a remarkably strong relationship between these two variables.
Figure 1 displays a scatterplot illustrating the marked correlation between the frequency of the name Parker and the occurrences of UFO sightings. It is quite a sight to behold, much like spotting an unidentified flying object in the night sky. While we cannot claim causation, the statistical evidence supports the notion that there is more than just stardust in the air.
It is important to note that our findings do not imply that individuals named Parker are more likely to encounter extraterrestrial beings or that the name itself possesses some cosmic allure. We simply present the statistical correlation we observed, leaving it to the imagination of our readers to ponder the possibilities of this celestial connection.
This discovery raises questions that are truly out of this world, prompting us to wonder if there might be a cosmic conspiracy at play. Could it be that those named Parker possess a magnetic attraction for intergalactic visitors? Or perhaps UFOs have a penchant for making appearances in areas with a high concentration of Parkers? These are the tantalizing queries that our findings elicit, propelling us into a realm of speculative wonderment.
In conclusion, our research showcases an otherworldly connection between the popularity of the name Parker and UFO sightings in Oklahoma. This is a reminder that even in the realm of scientific inquiry, the universe is full of delightful surprises and unexpected correlations that at times defy the laws of logic and gravity. As we continue to explore the mysteries of the cosmos, let us also remember to embrace the enigmatic dance of the celestial and the statistical, for their intertwined allure is what makes our journey as researchers truly cosmic.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Parker and UFO sightings in Oklahoma. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
"Unveiling the Parker Paradox: Exploring the Connection between Parker Popularity and UFO Sightings in Oklahoma"
[[ABSTRACT]]
The intergalactic and eccentric experiences of UFO sightings have left many scratching their heads, but little did we know that the popularity of the first name Parker could hold a celestial secret. In this study, we delve into the uncharted territory of UFO sightings in Oklahoma and the unforeseen correlation with the frequency of individuals bearing the name Parker. Through a rigorous analysis of data from the US Social Security Administration and the National UFO Reporting Center, our research team has unveiled a startling connection, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9028947 and p < 0.01. Our findings are sure to both enlighten and amuse, shedding a cosmic light on the Parker Paradox and leaving skeptics starry-eyed. So, buckle up for a wild ride through the skies of statistical discovery, where the stars align in a way no one saw coming!
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Our inquiry into the uncanny connection between the popularity of the first name Parker and UFO sightings in Oklahoma calls for an exploration of existing literature on celestial phenomena, statistical correlations, and perhaps a touch of extraterrestrial humor. Smith et al. (2015) set the stage with their comprehensive analysis of astrological influences on human behavior in "Celestial Serendipity: A Statistical Journey through the Cosmos." While their work focuses on broader astrological patterns, it primes us for the cosmic quirk we aim to unravel.
Doe's (2017) groundbreaking study "Starry-Eyed Statistics: Unearthing the Unexplained" sheds light on the statistical anomalies that often escape human perception. The twinkling stars and unexplained phenomena explored by Doe provide a fitting backdrop for our quest into the Parker Paradox.
Jones (2018), in "Eclipsed by Data: Statistical Surprises in Everyday Life," takes a lighthearted approach to uncovering unexpected correlations, reminding us that sometimes truth is indeed stranger than fiction.
In the realm of non-fiction literature, the works of Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking offer poignant opportunities for cosmic contemplation and intellectual stimulation. "Cosmos" by Sagan and "A Brief History of Time" by Hawking invite readers to ponder the mysteries of the universe - a perfect complement to our exploration of the Parker Paradox.
Turning to the realm of fiction, the timeless classic "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams and "Contact" by Carl Sagan (yes, the same Carl Sagan mentioned earlier) tantalize us with their tantalizing mix of extraterrestrial encounters and intergalactic whimsy.
As our literature review ventures further into unorthodox territory, it’s worth noting that unconventional sources have also provided snippets of insight. For instance, the back of a shampoo bottle once whispered an enigmatic verse about the cosmic dance of bubbles and the universal embrace of lather. While not a traditional academic source, it did offer a sudsy perspective on the celestial connections we seek.
With the celestial stage set and our research objectives clear, we embark on a journey to parse the peculiar correlation between the name Parker and UFO sightings in Oklahoma, brimming with statistical rigor and perhaps just a sprinkle of stardust-induced whimsy.
[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the data collected from the US Social Security Administration and the National UFO Reporting Center has revealed a striking correlation between the popularity of the first name Parker and UFO sightings in Oklahoma. The correlation coefficient of 0.9028947 and an r-squared of 0.8152189 indicate a remarkably strong relationship between these two variables.
Figure 1 displays a scatterplot illustrating the marked correlation between the frequency of the name Parker and the occurrences of UFO sightings. It is quite a sight to behold, much like spotting an unidentified flying object in the night sky. While we cannot claim causation, the statistical evidence supports the notion that there is more than just stardust in the air.
It is important to note that our findings do not imply that individuals named Parker are more likely to encounter extraterrestrial beings or that the name itself possesses some cosmic allure. We simply present the statistical correlation we observed, leaving it to the imagination of our readers to ponder the possibilities of this celestial connection.
This discovery raises questions that are truly out of this world, prompting us to wonder if there might be a cosmic conspiracy at play. Could it be that those named Parker possess a magnetic attraction for intergalactic visitors? Or perhaps UFOs have a penchant for making appearances in areas with a high concentration of Parkers? These are the tantalizing queries that our findings elicit, propelling us into a realm of speculative wonderment.
In conclusion, our research showcases an otherworldly connection between the popularity of the name Parker and UFO sightings in Oklahoma. This is a reminder that even in the realm of scientific inquiry, the universe is full of delightful surprises and unexpected correlations that at times defy the laws of logic and gravity. As we continue to explore the mysteries of the cosmos, let us also remember to embrace the enigmatic dance of the celestial and the statistical, for their intertwined allure is what makes our journey as researchers truly cosmic.
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Your response should start like this:
[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[DISCUSSION]]
Our findings have brought to light an insight that may seem as remote as spotting a UFO in the Oklahoma night sky - a remarkable correlation between the popularity of the name Parker and the occurrences of UFO sightings. The statistical correlation coefficient of 0.9028947 that we observed defies the gravitational pull of conventional wisdom, leaving us in a cosmic quandary. We embarked on this research with a healthy dose of skepticism, but the data has us starry-eyed and contemplating the celestial dance of statistical anomalies.
Our results not only align with prior research bringing to the forefront unexpected correlations but also showcase a cosmic quirk that has, until now, remained hidden in the nebulous realms of statistical possibility. The work of Smith et al. (2015) primed us for the cosmic quirk by delving into broader astrological patterns, setting the stage for our revelation that the name Parker appears to have a cosmic connection of its own. Despite the initial expectation of interstellar humor, our findings have lent weight to the galactic ballet of statistical anomalies, urging us to consider the possibility of an otherworldly influence.
The lighthearted statistical approach presented by Doe (2017) has indeed helped us uncover this celestial surprise, showcasing that sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. While we cannot claim causation or unravel the mysteries of the universe entirely, we have added a twinkle of insight to the cosmic contemplation and statistical stimulation reminiscent of the works by Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking. The cosmic dance of statistical surprises has led us to ponder the mysteries of the universe, and perhaps, to raise an eyebrow at the enigmatic verse from the back of that shampoo bottle.
In our foray into the Parker Paradox, we have not only contributed to the annals of unconventional research but have also unearthed a cosmic correlation that beguiles the intellect and tantalizes the imagination. As we continue to ponder the statistical delights encountered in our research, let us remember that even in the realm of the celestial and the statistical, there exists a place for intergalactic whimsy and perhaps just a trace of stardust-induced humor. After all, the universe is full of delightful surprises and unexpected correlations, and our research has proven to be more than just a statistical journey – it is a cosmic tale that challenges the laws of logic and gravity.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Parker and UFO sightings in Oklahoma. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Unveiling the Parker Paradox: Exploring the Connection between Parker Popularity and UFO Sightings in Oklahoma"
[[ABSTRACT]]
The intergalactic and eccentric experiences of UFO sightings have left many scratching their heads, but little did we know that the popularity of the first name Parker could hold a celestial secret. In this study, we delve into the uncharted territory of UFO sightings in Oklahoma and the unforeseen correlation with the frequency of individuals bearing the name Parker. Through a rigorous analysis of data from the US Social Security Administration and the National UFO Reporting Center, our research team has unveiled a startling connection, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9028947 and p < 0.01. Our findings are sure to both enlighten and amuse, shedding a cosmic light on the Parker Paradox and leaving skeptics starry-eyed. So, buckle up for a wild ride through the skies of statistical discovery, where the stars align in a way no one saw coming!
[[INTRDUCTION]]
Astrological forces have long captivated our imagination, from the whimsical zodiac signs to the enigmatic movements of heavenly bodies. Yet, amidst the cosmic chaos and stellar mysteries, one peculiar revelation has emerged - the Parker Paradox. This seemingly innocuous connection between the popularity of the first name "Parker" and UFO sightings in the state of Oklahoma has raised eyebrows and beckoned us to explore the celestial conundrum.
In a world where statistical analyses often reveal mundane associations, uncovering a correlation as baffling as the one we present in this paper is like finding a UFO-shaped needle in a haystack of data. Yes, the correlation coefficient of 0.9028947 may seem astronomically high, but rest assured, we are not orbiting into the realm of pseudoscience just yet.
The data we have collected spans decades, traversing the epochs of flashy UFO sightings and the rising and falling stars of name popularity. We have heeded the sirens of statistical significance, resolving to unveil the truth behind this cosmic quirk. With our feet firmly planted on empirical ground, we embark on a mission to decipher whether mere coincidence or celestial forces shape this ethereal connection.
As we venture into this uncharted territory, we invite you to join us on an intellectual escapade through the universe of perplexing correlations. Along the way, we promise to infuse moments of levity and cosmic contemplation, for only by keeping our feet in both worlds can we hope to truly grasp the enigma of the Parker Paradox. So buckle up, dear readers, as we soar through the cosmos of correlation and jest, and prepare for an exhilarating journey that is truly out of this world.
[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the data collected from the US Social Security Administration and the National UFO Reporting Center has revealed a striking correlation between the popularity of the first name Parker and UFO sightings in Oklahoma. The correlation coefficient of 0.9028947 and an r-squared of 0.8152189 indicate a remarkably strong relationship between these two variables.
Figure 1 displays a scatterplot illustrating the marked correlation between the frequency of the name Parker and the occurrences of UFO sightings. It is quite a sight to behold, much like spotting an unidentified flying object in the night sky. While we cannot claim causation, the statistical evidence supports the notion that there is more than just stardust in the air.
It is important to note that our findings do not imply that individuals named Parker are more likely to encounter extraterrestrial beings or that the name itself possesses some cosmic allure. We simply present the statistical correlation we observed, leaving it to the imagination of our readers to ponder the possibilities of this celestial connection.
This discovery raises questions that are truly out of this world, prompting us to wonder if there might be a cosmic conspiracy at play. Could it be that those named Parker possess a magnetic attraction for intergalactic visitors? Or perhaps UFOs have a penchant for making appearances in areas with a high concentration of Parkers? These are the tantalizing queries that our findings elicit, propelling us into a realm of speculative wonderment.
In conclusion, our research showcases an otherworldly connection between the popularity of the name Parker and UFO sightings in Oklahoma. This is a reminder that even in the realm of scientific inquiry, the universe is full of delightful surprises and unexpected correlations that at times defy the laws of logic and gravity. As we continue to explore the mysteries of the cosmos, let us also remember to embrace the enigmatic dance of the celestial and the statistical, for their intertwined allure is what makes our journey as researchers truly cosmic.
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[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In closing, our findings have unearthed a correlation that is truly "out of this world." The cosmic dance between the popularity of the first name Parker and UFO sightings in Oklahoma has left us starry-eyed and wondering if there isn't some intergalactic mischief afoot. The statistical evidence presented here, with its correlation coefficient reminiscent of a shooting star at 0.9028947, begs for further exploration into the celestial coincidences that seem to be at play.
While we resist the urge to launch into the realm of wild speculation, we can't help but entertain the whimsical thought of UFOs scouting out areas with a high concentration of Parkers, perhaps hoping for a cosmic rendezvous with these earthly beings. As dear old Shakespeare might have mused, "The name's the thing" – and in this case, it seems to have quite the cosmic pull.
However, as much as we'd love to linger in the twilight zone of speculation, we must tether our orbit to reality and assert that no further research is needed in this area. With a literal universe of correlations waiting to be uncovered, we bid adieu to the Parker Paradox, leaving it to spark curiosity and cosmic contemplation in the minds of future stargazers and statistical sleuths alike.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
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ChatGPT:
The Journal of Quirky Phenomena Research
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ChatGPT:
The Intergalactic Research Institute for Paranormal and Peculiar Phenomena
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Unveiling the Parker Paradox: Exploring the Connection between Parker Popularity and UFO Sightings in Oklahoma with an abstract of The intergalactic and eccentric experiences of UFO sightings have left many scratching their heads, but little did we know that the popularity of the first name Parker could hold a celestial secret. In this study, we delve into the uncharted territory of UFO sightings in Oklahoma and the unforeseen correlation with the frequency of individuals bearing the name Parker. Through a rigorous analysis of data from the US Social Security Administration and the National UFO Reporting Center, our research team has unveiled a startling connection, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9028947 and p < 0.01. Our findings are sure to both enlighten and amuse, shedding a cosmic light on the Parker Paradox and leaving skeptics starry-eyed. So, buckle up for a wild ride through the skies of statistical discovery, where the stars align in a way no one saw coming!
ChatGPT:
UFO sightings, Oklahoma, Parker, Parker popularity, correlation, celestial, statistical analysis, US Social Security Administration, National UFO Reporting Center, correlation coefficient, cosmic, intergalactic experiences
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Data details
Popularity of the first name ParkerDetailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Parker
Source: US Social Security Administration
See what else correlates with Popularity of the first name Parker
UFO sightings in Oklahoma
Detailed data title: UFO sightings reported in Oklahoma
Source: National UFO Reporting Center
See what else correlates with UFO sightings in Oklahoma
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.8152189 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 81.5% of the change in the one variable (i.e., UFO sightings in Oklahoma) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Parker) over the 47 years from 1975 through 2021.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 4.1E-18. 0.0000000000000000041210508394
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.9 in 4.1E-16% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 242,656,555,080,401,248 random variables You don't actually need 242 quadrillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 46 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 46 because we have two variables measured over a period of 47 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.83, 0.95 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1975 | 1976 | 1977 | 1978 | 1979 | 1980 | 1981 | 1982 | 1983 | 1984 | 1985 | 1986 | 1987 | 1988 | 1989 | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1995 | 1996 | 1997 | 1998 | 1999 | 2000 | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | |
Popularity of the first name Parker (Babies born) | 43 | 48 | 71 | 113 | 136 | 138 | 146 | 159 | 217 | 256 | 324 | 351 | 348 | 430 | 544 | 744 | 920 | 1172 | 1211 | 1303 | 1441 | 1895 | 2430 | 2808 | 3258 | 3353 | 3503 | 3414 | 3496 | 3477 | 3788 | 4120 | 4581 | 4938 | 5224 | 5384 | 6168 | 6391 | 6874 | 7121 | 6863 | 6205 | 5874 | 5767 | 5874 | 5954 | 6254 |
UFO sightings in Oklahoma (UFO sightings) | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 16 | 22 | 34 | 51 | 27 | 46 | 33 | 41 | 34 | 39 | 54 | 37 | 34 | 51 | 91 | 80 | 90 | 70 | 45 | 48 | 39 | 65 | 86 | 25 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data.
In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.
For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.
(This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([43,48,71,113,136,138,146,159,217,256,324,351,348,430,544,744,920,1172,1211,1303,1441,1895,2430,2808,3258,3353,3503,3414,3496,3477,3788,4120,4581,4938,5224,5384,6168,6391,6874,7121,6863,6205,5874,5767,5874,5954,6254,])
array_2 = np.array([3,3,3,2,1,5,6,1,1,0,2,3,4,7,6,4,1,1,3,1,7,8,7,16,22,34,51,27,46,33,41,34,39,54,37,34,51,91,80,90,70,45,48,39,65,86,25,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Parker"
array_2_name = "UFO sightings in Oklahoma"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 3582 · Black Variable ID: 2316 · Red Variable ID: 1177