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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is The number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and the second variable is Google searches for 'Smores'.  The chart goes from 2008 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As more log graders and scalers were hired in Louisiana, there was a boom in the timber industry. This led to an abundance of high-quality, precisely cut wood pieces that were just perfect for crafting the ultimate, uniform s'mores sticks. With such top-notch roasting sticks readily available, people across the state were inspired to have more backyard bonfires and camping trips, inevitably fueling a surge in the demand for s'mores. It's like the universe was saying, "Let there be s'more delicious outdoor treats!"

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a Louisiana forest at dusk, with cute 2D animated characters working as log graders and scalers among the trees. Nearby, a group of charmingly drawn people gathers around a campfire, animated flames crackling as they roast marshmallows. The characters are also seen searching for 'Smores' on their phones, exuding a warm and inviting atmosphere. The air is filled with the cozy smell of freshly cut wood, creating a delightful scene for enjoying the sweet treat. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: The number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and Google searches for 'Smores'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' 3D Pixar Style Cybernetic art Cute 2D animation Surrealism
ChatGPT: Cute 2D animation

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both The number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and Google searches for 'Smores', in the following situation: Because as the number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana increased, there were more campfires being lit to celebrate, leading to a surge in Smores cravings and searches. It's a scientifically proven fact that the smell of freshly cut wood makes people want to roast marshmallows.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a Louisiana forest, more log graders and scalers are working diligently among the trees. Meanwhile, nearby, a group of people gathers around a crackling campfire, roasting marshmallows and searching for 'Smores' on their phones. The smell of freshly cut wood fills the air, creating a cozy and inviting atmosphere for enjoying the sweet treat.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Cute 2D animation ] and depicting this scene: In a Louisiana forest, more log graders and scalers are working diligently among the trees. Meanwhile, nearby, a group of people gathers around a crackling campfire, roasting marshmallows and searching for 'Smores' on their phones. The smell of freshly cut wood fills the air, creating a cozy and inviting atmosphere for enjoying the sweet treat. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a Louisiana forest at dusk, with cute 2D animated characters working as log graders and scalers among the trees. Nearby, a group of charmingly drawn people gathers around a campfire, animated flames crackling as they roast marshmallows. The characters are also seen searching for 'Smores' on their phones, exuding a warm and inviting atmosphere. The air is filled with the cozy smell of freshly cut wood, creating a delightful scene for enjoying the sweet treat.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in The number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana caused Smores (Google searches for 'Smores') to increase. Make it feel plausible.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
A Sticky Situation: Exploring the Correlation Between Forestry Labor and S'mores-Related Google Searches in Louisiana

The Journal of Ecological Confections

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and Google searches for 'Smores'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title seem clever.

Your research team used data from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8933678 and p < 0.01 for 2008 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
A Sticky Situation: Exploring the Correlation Between Forestry Labor and S'mores-Related Google Searches in Louisiana

[[ABSTRACT]]
The correlation between the number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and Google searches for 'S'mores' has puzzled researchers and campfire enthusiasts alike. In this study, we utilized data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends to shed light on this delectable yet enigmatic connection. Our findings revealed a remarkably robust correlation coefficient of 0.8933678 with a p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2008 to 2022, indicating a strong association between the two seemingly disparate variables. This unexpected relationship prompts further investigation into the possibility of log graders and scalers being motivated by a latent craving for gooey marshmallow, chocolate, and graham cracker combinations. Our results not only illuminate the whimsical correlation but also highlight the potential for sweet surprises in the world of labor economics and culinary curiosity.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and Google searches for 'Smores'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
A Sticky Situation: Exploring the Correlation Between Forestry Labor and S'mores-Related Google Searches in Louisiana

[[ABSTRACT]]
The correlation between the number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and Google searches for 'S'mores' has puzzled researchers and campfire enthusiasts alike. In this study, we utilized data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends to shed light on this delectable yet enigmatic connection. Our findings revealed a remarkably robust correlation coefficient of 0.8933678 with a p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2008 to 2022, indicating a strong association between the two seemingly disparate variables. This unexpected relationship prompts further investigation into the possibility of log graders and scalers being motivated by a latent craving for gooey marshmallow, chocolate, and graham cracker combinations. Our results not only illuminate the whimsical correlation but also highlight the potential for sweet surprises in the world of labor economics and culinary curiosity.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The nexus between labor trends in the forestry industry and the search habits of Louisiana residents for that quintessential campfire treat - S'mores, has remained an enigma that has sparked both curiosity and raised a few eyebrows. As researchers, we can't help but wonder if there's a more flavorful explanation behind this seemingly surprising connection. The sweet aroma of roasted marshmallows and melted chocolate is not a usual suspect in the world of labor economics, but perhaps there's more to this curious correlation than meets the taste buds.

The allure of S'mores has captured the imagination of generations, but could it also be enticing the attention of those toiling away in the verdant forests of Louisiana? In this study, we delve into the statistical underbrush in an attempt to unearth the s'more secrets of labor trends and culinary cravings. Might there be a marshmallow-coated motivation driving log graders and scalers to contribute to this unconventional correlation, or is it simply a case of statistical serendipity skewing our results towards the sweeter side of life? Let's stoke the fire of inquiry and see if we can toast up some answers to this sticky situation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and Google searches for 'Smores'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some cartoons and childrens' shows that you watched that are related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
A Sticky Situation: Exploring the Correlation Between Forestry Labor and S'mores-Related Google Searches in Louisiana

[[ABSTRACT]]
The correlation between the number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and Google searches for 'S'mores' has puzzled researchers and campfire enthusiasts alike. In this study, we utilized data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends to shed light on this delectable yet enigmatic connection. Our findings revealed a remarkably robust correlation coefficient of 0.8933678 with a p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2008 to 2022, indicating a strong association between the two seemingly disparate variables. This unexpected relationship prompts further investigation into the possibility of log graders and scalers being motivated by a latent craving for gooey marshmallow, chocolate, and graham cracker combinations. Our results not only illuminate the whimsical correlation but also highlight the potential for sweet surprises in the world of labor economics and culinary curiosity.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The nexus between labor trends in the forestry industry and the search habits of Louisiana residents for that quintessential campfire treat - S'mores, has remained an enigma that has sparked both curiosity and raised a few eyebrows. As researchers, we can't help but wonder if there's a more flavorful explanation behind this seemingly surprising connection. The sweet aroma of roasted marshmallows and melted chocolate is not a usual suspect in the world of labor economics, but perhaps there's more to this curious correlation than meets the taste buds.
The allure of S'mores has captured the imagination of generations, but could it also be enticing the attention of those toiling away in the verdant forests of Louisiana? In this study, we delve into the statistical underbrush in an attempt to unearth the s'more secrets of labor trends and culinary cravings. Might there be a marshmallow-coated motivation driving log graders and scalers to contribute to this unconventional correlation, or is it simply a case of statistical serendipity skewing our results towards the sweeter side of life? Let's stoke the fire of inquiry and see if we can toast up some answers to this sticky situation.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The connection between the number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and Google searches for 'S'mores' has been a subject of debate and intrigue in recent literature. Smith (2016) initially raised the question of whether there could be a subtle, yet significant, correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables. While the initial reaction to such an assertion might be one of skepticism, further investigation by Jones and Doe (2018) corroborated the initial findings and highlighted the potential for an unexpected link between forestry labor and snack-related online activities.

Building on this foundation, other researchers have attempted to contextualize this correlation within the broader realms of labor economics and culinary trends. In "The Economics of Sweet Treats" by Baker (2019), the author delves into the intersections of consumer behavior and labor patterns, shedding some light on the connections between seemingly unrelated realms.

Turning to more speculative literature, "The Forest of Flavors" by Cook (2020) explores the folklore and mythology surrounding the enchanting appeal of S'mores, and hints at the possibility of an otherworldly force driving individuals working in forestry towards a craving for this delightful campfire confection.

An additional lens through which to view this correlation can be found in several fictional works that, while not directly addressing the empirical relationship, nonetheless offer intriguing insights. "The Sugar-Coated Logger" by S'moreman (2015) presents a whimsical narrative where loggers find themselves mysteriously drawn to the alluring scent of S'mores, shaping their daily activities and work dynamics.

In a more lighthearted exploration, the popular children's show "Campfire Capers" features animated log graders and scalers enthusiastically preparing and indulging in gooey S'mores during their downtime, potentially subconsciously influencing the occupational habits of real-world forestry workers.

These diverse sources provide a multifaceted backdrop against which the association between the number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and Google searches for 'S'mores' can be examined, offering a blend of serious scholarship, fanciful speculation, and childhood nostalgia. While the applicability of these sources to the empirical investigation at hand may be tenuous at best, they nevertheless contribute to the broader tapestry of knowledge surrounding this unexpected correlation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and Google searches for 'Smores'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Google Trends . You used data from 2008 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
A Sticky Situation: Exploring the Correlation Between Forestry Labor and S'mores-Related Google Searches in Louisiana

[[ABSTRACT]]
The correlation between the number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and Google searches for 'S'mores' has puzzled researchers and campfire enthusiasts alike. In this study, we utilized data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends to shed light on this delectable yet enigmatic connection. Our findings revealed a remarkably robust correlation coefficient of 0.8933678 with a p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2008 to 2022, indicating a strong association between the two seemingly disparate variables. This unexpected relationship prompts further investigation into the possibility of log graders and scalers being motivated by a latent craving for gooey marshmallow, chocolate, and graham cracker combinations. Our results not only illuminate the whimsical correlation but also highlight the potential for sweet surprises in the world of labor economics and culinary curiosity.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The nexus between labor trends in the forestry industry and the search habits of Louisiana residents for that quintessential campfire treat - S'mores, has remained an enigma that has sparked both curiosity and raised a few eyebrows. As researchers, we can't help but wonder if there's a more flavorful explanation behind this seemingly surprising connection. The sweet aroma of roasted marshmallows and melted chocolate is not a usual suspect in the world of labor economics, but perhaps there's more to this curious correlation than meets the taste buds.
The allure of S'mores has captured the imagination of generations, but could it also be enticing the attention of those toiling away in the verdant forests of Louisiana? In this study, we delve into the statistical underbrush in an attempt to unearth the s'more secrets of labor trends and culinary cravings. Might there be a marshmallow-coated motivation driving log graders and scalers to contribute to this unconventional correlation, or is it simply a case of statistical serendipity skewing our results towards the sweeter side of life? Let's stoke the fire of inquiry and see if we can toast up some answers to this sticky situation.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To investigate the surprising correlation between the number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and Google searches for 'S'mores', we embarked on a methodological journey as intricate and complex as the layers of a well-crafted marshmallow, graham cracker, and chocolate confection.

Data Collection:
Our research team scoured the vast expanse of the internet, traversing the virtual forests of information, and ultimately relied on the bounties of the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends. The Bureau of Labor Statistics provided us with meticulous records of the employment levels of log graders and scalers in Louisiana, offering a comprehensive lens through which to observe the labor dynamics. Meanwhile, the sensory smorgasbord of Google Trends unveiled the ebb and flow of 'S'mores' searches in the same geographical domain, allowing us to tap into the digital cravings of Louisiana's internet users. This marriage of labor statistics and online search behaviors forms the bedrock of our investigation, despite the temptation to simply immerse ourselves in the delectable delights waiting to be discovered.

Data Analysis:
With bated breath and statistical spatula in hand, we meticulously sifted through the data from the years 2008 to 2022, seeking to uncover any latent connections between the labor landscape and the virtual marshmallow-laden musings. Employing robust statistical techniques, including correlation analysis and time series modeling, we aimed to distill the essence of the relationship between these seemingly incongruous variables. Our approach involved delicately teasing out patterns, akin to folding in marshmallow fluff into a rich chocolate batter, as we sought to reveal the hidden, gooey center of this enigmatic correlation.

Model Development:
In developing our analytical models, we strove to encapsulate the essence of the s'mores-seeking spirit within Louisiana's labor force. Our models, much like a perfectly constructed campfire, harnessed the warmth and glow of statistical significance while dancing around the crackling embers of uncertainty. We utilized sophisticated econometric and time series methodologies, creating an analytical marshmallow on a skewer, turning slowly over the flames of hypothesis testing and model validation. This process, at times, felt as tantalizing and volatile as attempting to achieve the perfectly toasted exterior of a marshmallow without succumbing to the risk of an inferno.

Robustness Checks:
As diligent scholars, we recognized the importance of conducting robustness checks to ensure the structural integrity of our findings. Just as a camper meticulously inspects their s'mores-making supplies before embarking on a night of campfire delight, we meticulously probed our models, scrutinizing them from various angles and under different statistical campfire lighting conditions. Sensitivity analyses, diagnostic tests, and monte carlo simulations formed the framework through which we sought to fortify the veracity of our results, ensuring that their robustness was as unyielding as a perfectly stacked s'more.

Limitations:
It would be remiss not to acknowledge the constraints that shaped our methodological expedition. Just as a marshmallow may occasionally refuse to adhere to the contours of a graham cracker, our investigation encountered challenges in disentangling the multitude of potential confounding variables that dance around the labor market and the whimsical world of search engine queries. While we endeavored to account for these complexities, we acknowledge that our analysis cannot illuminate the entirety of the log grading and scaling vis-a-vis s'mores-seeking phenomenon, leaving a few marshmallow-studded mysteries for future research endeavors.

In summary, our methodological approach was a flavorful fusion of labor statistics and online search dynamics, enrobed in the rigorous embrace of statistical analysis. Our efforts aimed to unravel the tangled web of relationships that underpin the labor-market sweetness and the virtual yearnings for s'mores, ultimately endeavoring to bring a touch of statistical sizzle to this enchanting correlation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and Google searches for 'Smores'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Google Trends .

For the time period 2008 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.8933678, r-squared of 0.7981061, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
A Sticky Situation: Exploring the Correlation Between Forestry Labor and S'mores-Related Google Searches in Louisiana

[[ABSTRACT]]
The correlation between the number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and Google searches for 'S'mores' has puzzled researchers and campfire enthusiasts alike. In this study, we utilized data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends to shed light on this delectable yet enigmatic connection. Our findings revealed a remarkably robust correlation coefficient of 0.8933678 with a p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2008 to 2022, indicating a strong association between the two seemingly disparate variables. This unexpected relationship prompts further investigation into the possibility of log graders and scalers being motivated by a latent craving for gooey marshmallow, chocolate, and graham cracker combinations. Our results not only illuminate the whimsical correlation but also highlight the potential for sweet surprises in the world of labor economics and culinary curiosity.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The nexus between labor trends in the forestry industry and the search habits of Louisiana residents for that quintessential campfire treat - S'mores, has remained an enigma that has sparked both curiosity and raised a few eyebrows. As researchers, we can't help but wonder if there's a more flavorful explanation behind this seemingly surprising connection. The sweet aroma of roasted marshmallows and melted chocolate is not a usual suspect in the world of labor economics, but perhaps there's more to this curious correlation than meets the taste buds.
The allure of S'mores has captured the imagination of generations, but could it also be enticing the attention of those toiling away in the verdant forests of Louisiana? In this study, we delve into the statistical underbrush in an attempt to unearth the s'more secrets of labor trends and culinary cravings. Might there be a marshmallow-coated motivation driving log graders and scalers to contribute to this unconventional correlation, or is it simply a case of statistical serendipity skewing our results towards the sweeter side of life? Let's stoke the fire of inquiry and see if we can toast up some answers to this sticky situation.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our investigation into the relationship between the number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and Google searches for 'S'mores' has revealed a tantalizing correlation. Over the period from 2008 to 2022, we found a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8933678, indicating a strong positive relationship between these two seemingly unrelated variables. This connection between the forestry workforce and the allure of the graham cracker-chocolate-marshmallow trifecta, as evidenced by a r-squared value of 0.7981061, is indeed a curious conundrum that has left us pondering over whether there’s a crumbly yet compelling explanation lurking in the underbrush of statistical analysis.

The scatterplot (Fig. 1) vividly depicts the close association between the number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and the volume of Google searches for 'S'mores', illustrating the surprising link that has emerged from our rigorous examination of the data. This unexpected correlation suggests the possibility of a delicious hidden motivation behind the efforts of those toiling in the forestry sector, perhaps enticed by the prospect of a sweet reward after a hard day's work.

While our findings may raise eyebrows and elicit a few chuckles, they also serve as a reminder of the delightful unpredictability that can be uncovered through the lens of data analysis. The sweet scent of statistical discovery lingers as we seek to unravel the complexities of this entwined relationship, and our results beckon further exploration into the intersection of labor trends and the whims of culinary curiosity.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and Google searches for 'Smores'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
A Sticky Situation: Exploring the Correlation Between Forestry Labor and S'mores-Related Google Searches in Louisiana

[[ABSTRACT]]
The correlation between the number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and Google searches for 'S'mores' has puzzled researchers and campfire enthusiasts alike. In this study, we utilized data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends to shed light on this delectable yet enigmatic connection. Our findings revealed a remarkably robust correlation coefficient of 0.8933678 with a p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2008 to 2022, indicating a strong association between the two seemingly disparate variables. This unexpected relationship prompts further investigation into the possibility of log graders and scalers being motivated by a latent craving for gooey marshmallow, chocolate, and graham cracker combinations. Our results not only illuminate the whimsical correlation but also highlight the potential for sweet surprises in the world of labor economics and culinary curiosity.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The connection between the number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and Google searches for 'S'mores' has been a subject of debate and intrigue in recent literature. Smith (2016) initially raised the question of whether there could be a subtle, yet significant, correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables. While the initial reaction to such an assertion might be one of skepticism, further investigation by Jones and Doe (2018) corroborated the initial findings and highlighted the potential for an unexpected link between forestry labor and snack-related online activities.
Building on this foundation, other researchers have attempted to contextualize this correlation within the broader realms of labor economics and culinary trends. In "The Economics of Sweet Treats" by Baker (2019), the author delves into the intersections of consumer behavior and labor patterns, shedding some light on the connections between seemingly unrelated realms.
Turning to more speculative literature, "The Forest of Flavors" by Cook (2020) explores the folklore and mythology surrounding the enchanting appeal of S'mores, and hints at the possibility of an otherworldly force driving individuals working in forestry towards a craving for this delightful campfire confection.
An additional lens through which to view this correlation can be found in several fictional works that, while not directly addressing the empirical relationship, nonetheless offer intriguing insights. "The Sugar-Coated Logger" by S'moreman (2015) presents a whimsical narrative where loggers find themselves mysteriously drawn to the alluring scent of S'mores, shaping their daily activities and work dynamics.
In a more lighthearted exploration, the popular children's show "Campfire Capers" features animated log graders and scalers enthusiastically preparing and indulging in gooey S'mores during their downtime, potentially subconsciously influencing the occupational habits of real-world forestry workers.
These diverse sources provide a multifaceted backdrop against which the association between the number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and Google searches for 'S'mores' can be examined, offering a blend of serious scholarship, fanciful speculation, and childhood nostalgia. While the applicability of these sources to the empirical investigation at hand may be tenuous at best, they nevertheless contribute to the broader tapestry of knowledge surrounding this unexpected correlation.

[[RESULTS]]
Our investigation into the relationship between the number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and Google searches for 'S'mores' has revealed a tantalizing correlation. Over the period from 2008 to 2022, we found a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8933678, indicating a strong positive relationship between these two seemingly unrelated variables. This connection between the forestry workforce and the allure of the graham cracker-chocolate-marshmallow trifecta, as evidenced by a r-squared value of 0.7981061, is indeed a curious conundrum that has left us pondering over whether there’s a crumbly yet compelling explanation lurking in the underbrush of statistical analysis.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) vividly depicts the close association between the number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and the volume of Google searches for 'S'mores', illustrating the surprising link that has emerged from our rigorous examination of the data. This unexpected correlation suggests the possibility of a delicious hidden motivation behind the efforts of those toiling in the forestry sector, perhaps enticed by the prospect of a sweet reward after a hard day's work.
While our findings may raise eyebrows and elicit a few chuckles, they also serve as a reminder of the delightful unpredictability that can be uncovered through the lens of data analysis. The sweet scent of statistical discovery lingers as we seek to unravel the complexities of this entwined relationship, and our results beckon further exploration into the intersection of labor trends and the whims of culinary curiosity.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of this study present a compelling case for the unexpected correlation between the number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and Google searches for 'S'mores'. Our findings aligned closely with prior research, echoing the initial assertions of Smith (2016) and the subsequent validation by Jones and Doe (2018) regarding the potential interplay between forestry labor and indulgent snack-seeking behaviors. While the literature review initially painted a whimsical portrait of the relationship between these seemingly disparate domains, the empirical evidence from our study lends a surprising weight to these seemingly fanciful claims.

The robust correlation coefficient of 0.8933678 and the substantial r-squared value of 0.7981061 provide a solid empirical foundation for the association between the forestry workforce and the allure of 'S'mores'. These statistical indicators not only validate the assertions of prior scholars but also shine a light on the tantalizing possibility of a hidden motivation propelling log graders and scalers towards the gooey, chocolatey delight of a well-crafted 'S'more.

While the initial lightheartedness of the literature review may have sparked a few smiles, our results underscore the potential for unexpected revelations lurking within the seemingly mundane realms of labor economics and gastronomic whimsy. As researchers, we must remain open to the prospect of uncovering delightful surprises that challenge conventional expectations and provoke further curiosity. The juxtaposition of forestry labor and 'S'mores' in our analysis serves as a whimsical yet thought-provoking example of the potentially uncharted territories awaiting exploration within the realm of statistical investigation.

In conclusion, our study has provided empirical support for the unexpected correlation between the number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and Google searches for 'S'mores', inviting future inquiry into the complex interplay of occupational influences and culinary temptations. As we continue to navigate the ever-changing landscape of labor and consumer behaviors, the sweet undertones of this correlation remind us of the delightful mysteries that await our discovery amidst the statistical underbrush.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and Google searches for 'Smores'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
A Sticky Situation: Exploring the Correlation Between Forestry Labor and S'mores-Related Google Searches in Louisiana

[[ABSTRACT]]
The correlation between the number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and Google searches for 'S'mores' has puzzled researchers and campfire enthusiasts alike. In this study, we utilized data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends to shed light on this delectable yet enigmatic connection. Our findings revealed a remarkably robust correlation coefficient of 0.8933678 with a p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2008 to 2022, indicating a strong association between the two seemingly disparate variables. This unexpected relationship prompts further investigation into the possibility of log graders and scalers being motivated by a latent craving for gooey marshmallow, chocolate, and graham cracker combinations. Our results not only illuminate the whimsical correlation but also highlight the potential for sweet surprises in the world of labor economics and culinary curiosity.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The nexus between labor trends in the forestry industry and the search habits of Louisiana residents for that quintessential campfire treat - S'mores, has remained an enigma that has sparked both curiosity and raised a few eyebrows. As researchers, we can't help but wonder if there's a more flavorful explanation behind this seemingly surprising connection. The sweet aroma of roasted marshmallows and melted chocolate is not a usual suspect in the world of labor economics, but perhaps there's more to this curious correlation than meets the taste buds.
The allure of S'mores has captured the imagination of generations, but could it also be enticing the attention of those toiling away in the verdant forests of Louisiana? In this study, we delve into the statistical underbrush in an attempt to unearth the s'more secrets of labor trends and culinary cravings. Might there be a marshmallow-coated motivation driving log graders and scalers to contribute to this unconventional correlation, or is it simply a case of statistical serendipity skewing our results towards the sweeter side of life? Let's stoke the fire of inquiry and see if we can toast up some answers to this sticky situation.

[[RESULTS]]
Our investigation into the relationship between the number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and Google searches for 'S'mores' has revealed a tantalizing correlation. Over the period from 2008 to 2022, we found a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8933678, indicating a strong positive relationship between these two seemingly unrelated variables. This connection between the forestry workforce and the allure of the graham cracker-chocolate-marshmallow trifecta, as evidenced by a r-squared value of 0.7981061, is indeed a curious conundrum that has left us pondering over whether there’s a crumbly yet compelling explanation lurking in the underbrush of statistical analysis.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) vividly depicts the close association between the number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and the volume of Google searches for 'S'mores', illustrating the surprising link that has emerged from our rigorous examination of the data. This unexpected correlation suggests the possibility of a delicious hidden motivation behind the efforts of those toiling in the forestry sector, perhaps enticed by the prospect of a sweet reward after a hard day's work.
While our findings may raise eyebrows and elicit a few chuckles, they also serve as a reminder of the delightful unpredictability that can be uncovered through the lens of data analysis. The sweet scent of statistical discovery lingers as we seek to unravel the complexities of this entwined relationship, and our results beckon further exploration into the intersection of labor trends and the whims of culinary curiosity.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has shed light on the unexpected yet robust correlation between the number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and Google searches for 'S'mores'. The striking correlation coefficient of 0.8933678 and a p-value less than 0.01 indicate a compelling association between these seemingly unrelated variables. Our findings suggest that there may be more than meets the eye (or the taste buds) when it comes to the labor force in the forestry industry. It appears that the allure of the gooey, chocolatey goodness of S'mores may not just be confined to campfire gatherings but may also be a subtle yet influential factor in the daily motivations of forestry workers.

The scatterplot visually captures the unexpectedly close relationship between the number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and the frequency of Google searches for 'S'mores', presenting a compelling case for further investigation into the interplay of labor dynamics and culinary cravings. It seems that there may be a bonfire of motivation burning within the forestry workforce, fueled by a desire for the sweet satisfaction of a well-earned S'more.

This peculiar correlation has left us with a delicious conundrum and a newfound appreciation for the potential surprises that data analysis can reveal. The aroma of statistical intrigue lingers in the air, beckoning future research to explore the whimsical yet substantial connections between labor trends and the sweet temptations of the culinary world. However, as much as we would relish the chance to delve deeper into this tantalizing topic, it appears that no further research is needed at this time. For now, this study has certainly added a smattering of S'more flavor to the realm of labor economics.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited A Sticky Situation: Exploring the Correlation Between Forestry Labor and S'mores-Related Google Searches in Louisiana. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Ecological Confections


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited A Sticky Situation: Exploring the Correlation Between Forestry Labor and S'mores-Related Google Searches in Louisiana. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Forest Productivity and Culinary Delights


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled A Sticky Situation: Exploring the Correlation Between Forestry Labor and S'mores-Related Google Searches in Louisiana with an abstract of The correlation between the number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana and Google searches for 'S'mores' has puzzled researchers and campfire enthusiasts alike. In this study, we utilized data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Google Trends to shed light on this delectable yet enigmatic connection. Our findings revealed a remarkably robust correlation coefficient of 0.8933678 with a p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2008 to 2022, indicating a strong association between the two seemingly disparate variables. This unexpected relationship prompts further investigation into the possibility of log graders and scalers being motivated by a latent craving for gooey marshmallow, chocolate, and graham cracker combinations. Our results not only illuminate the whimsical correlation but also highlight the potential for sweet surprises in the world of labor economics and culinary curiosity.

ChatGPT:

forestry labor, s'mores, Google searches, Louisiana, log graders, log scalers, Bureau of Labor Statistics, Google Trends, correlation coefficient, p-value, 2008-2022, labor economics, culinary curiosity

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Data details

The number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of log graders and scalers in Louisiana
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
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Google searches for 'Smores'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'Smores' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

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Correlation r = 0.8933678 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7981061 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 79.8% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'Smores') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., The number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana) over the 15 years from 2008 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 7.3E-6. 0.0000072747911809745300000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.89 in 0.00073% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 137,461 random variables You don't actually need 137 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 14 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 14 because we have two variables measured over a period of 15 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.7, 0.96 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
The number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana (Log Graders And Scalers)303090110110908013014014011010021012090
Google searches for 'Smores' (Rel. search volume)27.583332.083332.833340.416750.2547.25445562.083356.583351.416753.083367.416752.2547.4167




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Confounding variable: 2020 is particularly different from the other years on this graph. Confounding variables (like global pandemics) will cause two variables to look connected when in fact a "sneaky third" variable is influencing both of them behind the scenes.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([30,30,90,110,110,90,80,130,140,140,110,100,210,120,90,])
array_2 = np.array([27.5833,32.0833,32.8333,40.4167,50.25,47.25,44,55,62.0833,56.5833,51.4167,53.0833,67.4167,52.25,47.4167,])
array_1_name = "The number of log graders and scalers in Louisiana"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'Smores'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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