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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Butter consumption and the second variable is Robberies in North Dakota.  The chart goes from 1990 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As butter consumption increased, people's desire for a "spreadable" lifestyle also increased. This led to a rise in the underground butter black market in North Dakota, eventually causing a buttery surge in robberies as individuals attempted to "butter up" their own situations. The thieves were willing to take big risks for a chance to "butter" their lives with ill-gotten gains, turning previously peaceful neighborhoods into hotbeds of dairy heists. It was a slippery slope from creamy indulgence to criminal behavior, leaving law enforcement struggling to "margarine" a response.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Prompt: Generate an art nouveau-style image of a small town in North Dakota, with a focus on the local diner and a group of robbers using butter for their escape. Show the diner's shelves stocked with piles of butter, locals adding generous amounts to their breakfast toast, and the robbers making their slick getaway, using the butter to grease the wheels of their escape plan. The image should capture the correlation between increased butter consumption and the rise in robberies, with a nostalgic and ornamental art nouveau style. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Butter consumption and Robberies in North Dakota. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cyberpunk Art nouveau Charcoal High-tech Art nouveau
ChatGPT: Art nouveau

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Butter consumption and Robberies in North Dakota, in the following situation: As butter consumption increased in North Dakota, so did the number of robberies, because the robbers needed a slick getaway option to slide out of the crime scene.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a small town in North Dakota, the local diner's shelves were stocked with piles of butter, and locals were seen adding generous amounts to their breakfast toast. Meanwhile, just down the street, a group of robbers were making their slick getaway, using the butter to grease the wheels of their escape plan. The increased butter consumption seemed to correlate with the rise in robberies, as the robbers needed the slippery substance for their smooth exit strategy.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Art nouveau ] and depicting this scene: In a small town in North Dakota, the local diner's shelves were stocked with piles of butter, and locals were seen adding generous amounts to their breakfast toast. Meanwhile, just down the street, a group of robbers were making their slick getaway, using the butter to grease the wheels of their escape plan. The increased butter consumption seemed to correlate with the rise in robberies, as the robbers needed the slippery substance for their smooth exit strategy. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Prompt: Generate an art nouveau-style image of a small town in North Dakota, with a focus on the local diner and a group of robbers using butter for their escape. Show the diner's shelves stocked with piles of butter, locals adding generous amounts to their breakfast toast, and the robbers making their slick getaway, using the butter to grease the wheels of their escape plan. The image should capture the correlation between increased butter consumption and the rise in robberies, with a nostalgic and ornamental art nouveau style.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Butter consumption caused Robberies in North Dakota to increase. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Spreading the Link: Exploring the Margarine of Butter Consumption and the Marginality of Robberies in North Dakota

The International Journal of Dairy Criminology

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Butter consumption and Robberies in North Dakota. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.

Your research team used data from USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9221595 and p < 0.01 for 1990 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Spreading the Link: Exploring the Margarine of Butter Consumption and the Marginality of Robberies in North Dakota"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the spreadable link between butter consumption and rates of robberies in North Dakota, making it clear that not all margarines are created equal. Utilizing data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we conducted a thorough examination of historical butter consumption alongside robbery rates from 1990 to 2021. Our analysis unveiled a positively correlated relationship, with a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9221595 and a p-value less than 0.01. The findings support the notion that the butter-demanding populace in North Dakota may inadvertently churn out an increase in theft activity. Consequently, our research provides food for thought and spreads light on the potential pun-derful ramifications of butter consumption on crime rates.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Butter consumption and Robberies in North Dakota. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Spreading the Link: Exploring the Margarine of Butter Consumption and the Marginality of Robberies in North Dakota"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the spreadable link between butter consumption and rates of robberies in North Dakota, making it clear that not all margarines are created equal. Utilizing data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we conducted a thorough examination of historical butter consumption alongside robbery rates from 1990 to 2021. Our analysis unveiled a positively correlated relationship, with a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9221595 and a p-value less than 0.01. The findings support the notion that the butter-demanding populace in North Dakota may inadvertently churn out an increase in theft activity. Consequently, our research provides food for thought and spreads light on the potential pun-derful ramifications of butter consumption on crime rates.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
Introduction

As the old saying goes, "It's not butter to be safe than sorry," and we are here to churn out the hard evidence to spread light on the potential connection between butter consumption and robberies in North Dakota. The correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables may seem like a stretch, but our study aims to prove that there's more than meets the eye in this dairy tale.

The buttery landscape of North Dakota, known for its dairy production prowess, provides a perfect playground for investigating the potential impact of this creamy delight on criminal activities. While it may seem like a mild conspiracy theory, we assure you that our findings are as solid as a well-chilled block of butter.

In this study, we take a lighthearted approach to exploring the "margarine" of butter consumption and the "marginality" of robberies, a pun-derful wordplay that captures the essence of our investigation. We aim to spread awareness of the potential implications of butter demand on crime rates, adding a new flavor to the field of criminology and statistical analysis.

With a dollop of humor and a sprinkle of statistical rigor, we embark on a journey to uncover whether the beloved creamy spread has a more significant impact on the community than just satisfying taste buds. We hope to butter you up with our findings and whip up a lively discussion about the unexpected ways in which dietary habits may influence criminal behavior, bringing an entirely new meaning to the phrase "crime of passion."

Our approach is grounded in the belief that scientific inquiry doesn't have to be as dry as unbuttered toast; it can be as delightful as a well-crafted pun. Through our research, we aim to butter your statistical bread with a rich mixture of empirical evidence, methodological rigor, and a touch of whimsy.

So, grab your trusty whisk and a slice of curiosity as we delve into the amusing yet thought-provoking investigation of butter consumption and its potential connection to robberies in the great state of North Dakota. It's time to spread the link and churn up some unexpected insights - it's going to be a gouda ride!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Butter consumption and Robberies in North Dakota. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading CVS receipts.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Spreading the Link: Exploring the Margarine of Butter Consumption and the Marginality of Robberies in North Dakota"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the spreadable link between butter consumption and rates of robberies in North Dakota, making it clear that not all margarines are created equal. Utilizing data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we conducted a thorough examination of historical butter consumption alongside robbery rates from 1990 to 2021. Our analysis unveiled a positively correlated relationship, with a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9221595 and a p-value less than 0.01. The findings support the notion that the butter-demanding populace in North Dakota may inadvertently churn out an increase in theft activity. Consequently, our research provides food for thought and spreads light on the potential pun-derful ramifications of butter consumption on crime rates.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Introduction
As the old saying goes, "It's not butter to be safe than sorry," and we are here to churn out the hard evidence to spread light on the potential connection between butter consumption and robberies in North Dakota. The correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables may seem like a stretch, but our study aims to prove that there's more than meets the eye in this dairy tale.
The buttery landscape of North Dakota, known for its dairy production prowess, provides a perfect playground for investigating the potential impact of this creamy delight on criminal activities. While it may seem like a mild conspiracy theory, we assure you that our findings are as solid as a well-chilled block of butter.
In this study, we take a lighthearted approach to exploring the "margarine" of butter consumption and the "marginality" of robberies, a pun-derful wordplay that captures the essence of our investigation. We aim to spread awareness of the potential implications of butter demand on crime rates, adding a new flavor to the field of criminology and statistical analysis.
With a dollop of humor and a sprinkle of statistical rigor, we embark on a journey to uncover whether the beloved creamy spread has a more significant impact on the community than just satisfying taste buds. We hope to butter you up with our findings and whip up a lively discussion about the unexpected ways in which dietary habits may influence criminal behavior, bringing an entirely new meaning to the phrase "crime of passion."
Our approach is grounded in the belief that scientific inquiry doesn't have to be as dry as unbuttered toast; it can be as delightful as a well-crafted pun. Through our research, we aim to butter your statistical bread with a rich mixture of empirical evidence, methodological rigor, and a touch of whimsy.
So, grab your trusty whisk and a slice of curiosity as we delve into the amusing yet thought-provoking investigation of butter consumption and its potential connection to robberies in the great state of North Dakota. It's time to spread the link and churn up some unexpected insights - it's going to be a gouda ride!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The potential relationship between butter consumption and criminal activities has been a subject of both bemusement and scholarly inquiry. Smith, in "The Role of Dairy Products in Societal Dynamics," provides an in-depth analysis of the agricultural and sociological factors that may contribute to this puzzling correlation. Doe, in "Dairy Delights: Exploring Culinary Influences on Regional Crime Patterns," similarly delves into the potential impact of dairy consumption on criminal behavior, shedding light on the nuanced interplay between cheese, milk, and crime rates. Jones, in "Got Butter? Exploring the Slippery Slope of Dairy and Deviance," presents an intriguing exploration of the moral and ethical considerations surrounding butter consumption and its potential implications for societal order.

Moving beyond the dairy-centric literature, non-fiction works such as "The Butter Manifesto: Unveiling the Consequences of Spreadable Indulgences" and "Robbery in the Heartland: An Analysis of Crime Trends in North Dakota," offer valuable insights into the historical, cultural, and economic contexts that may shape the butter-robbery nexus. Furthermore, fictional works such as "A Tale of Two Spreads" and "The Robbery Recipe: A Crime Novel with a Dairy Twist" add an imaginative layer to the discourse, highlighting the creative potential of exploring seemingly unrelated phenomena.

In our application of a comprehensive approach to literature review, we also explored non-traditional sources of information, including obscure supermarket flyers and even the enigmatic musings found on the backs of CVS receipts. While these unconventional sources yielded little in terms of empirical evidence, they certainly provided a delightful diversion from the rigors of academic pursuit.

As we progress through this literature review, we invite the reader to take these findings with a grain of salted butter and a dash of skepticism. After all, academic inquiry should be a process of exploration, discovery, and a healthy dose of humor. Now, grab your metaphorical spatula, and let's dive into the wacky yet fascinating world of butter-induced crime trends in the enchanting realm of North Dakota!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Butter consumption and Robberies in North Dakota. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services . You used data from 1990 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Spreading the Link: Exploring the Margarine of Butter Consumption and the Marginality of Robberies in North Dakota"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the spreadable link between butter consumption and rates of robberies in North Dakota, making it clear that not all margarines are created equal. Utilizing data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we conducted a thorough examination of historical butter consumption alongside robbery rates from 1990 to 2021. Our analysis unveiled a positively correlated relationship, with a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9221595 and a p-value less than 0.01. The findings support the notion that the butter-demanding populace in North Dakota may inadvertently churn out an increase in theft activity. Consequently, our research provides food for thought and spreads light on the potential pun-derful ramifications of butter consumption on crime rates.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Introduction
As the old saying goes, "It's not butter to be safe than sorry," and we are here to churn out the hard evidence to spread light on the potential connection between butter consumption and robberies in North Dakota. The correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables may seem like a stretch, but our study aims to prove that there's more than meets the eye in this dairy tale.
The buttery landscape of North Dakota, known for its dairy production prowess, provides a perfect playground for investigating the potential impact of this creamy delight on criminal activities. While it may seem like a mild conspiracy theory, we assure you that our findings are as solid as a well-chilled block of butter.
In this study, we take a lighthearted approach to exploring the "margarine" of butter consumption and the "marginality" of robberies, a pun-derful wordplay that captures the essence of our investigation. We aim to spread awareness of the potential implications of butter demand on crime rates, adding a new flavor to the field of criminology and statistical analysis.
With a dollop of humor and a sprinkle of statistical rigor, we embark on a journey to uncover whether the beloved creamy spread has a more significant impact on the community than just satisfying taste buds. We hope to butter you up with our findings and whip up a lively discussion about the unexpected ways in which dietary habits may influence criminal behavior, bringing an entirely new meaning to the phrase "crime of passion."
Our approach is grounded in the belief that scientific inquiry doesn't have to be as dry as unbuttered toast; it can be as delightful as a well-crafted pun. Through our research, we aim to butter your statistical bread with a rich mixture of empirical evidence, methodological rigor, and a touch of whimsy.
So, grab your trusty whisk and a slice of curiosity as we delve into the amusing yet thought-provoking investigation of butter consumption and its potential connection to robberies in the great state of North Dakota. It's time to spread the link and churn up some unexpected insights - it's going to be a gouda ride!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To dig deep into the buttery world of North Dakota's consumption habits and its potential impact on the state's crime rates, we concocted a methodological recipe that would make even the most seasoned chef envious. Our data, sourced from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, spanned the period from 1990 to 2021, allowing us to churn through a robust dataset and extract the creamy insights we sought.

First, we skimmed through the available historical records of butter consumption in North Dakota, carefully separating the spreadable truth from the churned fiction. We then incorporated FBI crime statistics, focusing on robbery rates with a sharp eye for detail, as we didn't want to spread ourselves too thin.

We whipped up a sophisticated statistical analysis, dabbling in the creamy world of correlation coefficients and regression models to unveil the potential relationship between butter consumption and robbery rates. Our approach was as precise as separating milk fat from churned cream, ensuring that our findings were as smooth as freshly churned butter.

Using a carefully crafted combination of the USDA's state-level butter consumption data and the FBI's crime statistics, we applied a rigorous statistical model to elucidate the potential association between butter consumption and robberies. We used robust statistical techniques to churn through the data, ensuring that our analysis was as solid as a well-aged cheddar and that our conclusions were as palatable as a perfectly buttered scone.

Our methodology was not without its challenges, as navigating the cultural nuances of butter consumption and crime rates proved to be as complex as choosing the perfect blend of spreadable fats for a gourmet pastry. However, with a touch of statistical wizardry and a sprinkle of humor, we were able to whisk our way through the data, ultimately presenting a savory blend of science, wit, and statistical insight in this dairy delight of a research paper.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Butter consumption and Robberies in North Dakota. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services .

For the time period 1990 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9221595, r-squared of 0.8503781, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Spreading the Link: Exploring the Margarine of Butter Consumption and the Marginality of Robberies in North Dakota"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the spreadable link between butter consumption and rates of robberies in North Dakota, making it clear that not all margarines are created equal. Utilizing data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we conducted a thorough examination of historical butter consumption alongside robbery rates from 1990 to 2021. Our analysis unveiled a positively correlated relationship, with a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9221595 and a p-value less than 0.01. The findings support the notion that the butter-demanding populace in North Dakota may inadvertently churn out an increase in theft activity. Consequently, our research provides food for thought and spreads light on the potential pun-derful ramifications of butter consumption on crime rates.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Introduction
As the old saying goes, "It's not butter to be safe than sorry," and we are here to churn out the hard evidence to spread light on the potential connection between butter consumption and robberies in North Dakota. The correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables may seem like a stretch, but our study aims to prove that there's more than meets the eye in this dairy tale.
The buttery landscape of North Dakota, known for its dairy production prowess, provides a perfect playground for investigating the potential impact of this creamy delight on criminal activities. While it may seem like a mild conspiracy theory, we assure you that our findings are as solid as a well-chilled block of butter.
In this study, we take a lighthearted approach to exploring the "margarine" of butter consumption and the "marginality" of robberies, a pun-derful wordplay that captures the essence of our investigation. We aim to spread awareness of the potential implications of butter demand on crime rates, adding a new flavor to the field of criminology and statistical analysis.
With a dollop of humor and a sprinkle of statistical rigor, we embark on a journey to uncover whether the beloved creamy spread has a more significant impact on the community than just satisfying taste buds. We hope to butter you up with our findings and whip up a lively discussion about the unexpected ways in which dietary habits may influence criminal behavior, bringing an entirely new meaning to the phrase "crime of passion."
Our approach is grounded in the belief that scientific inquiry doesn't have to be as dry as unbuttered toast; it can be as delightful as a well-crafted pun. Through our research, we aim to butter your statistical bread with a rich mixture of empirical evidence, methodological rigor, and a touch of whimsy.
So, grab your trusty whisk and a slice of curiosity as we delve into the amusing yet thought-provoking investigation of butter consumption and its potential connection to robberies in the great state of North Dakota. It's time to spread the link and churn up some unexpected insights - it's going to be a gouda ride!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our research findings revealed a remarkably robust correlation between butter consumption and robbery rates in North Dakota from 1990 to 2021. The calculated correlation coefficient of 0.9221595 suggests a striking positive relationship between these "udderly" distinct variables. This statistical connection is not just a mere coincidence; it's as solid as a well-chilled block of butter.

The coefficient of determination ( r-squared) of 0.8503781 further highlights the butter-some influence of butter consumption on the frequency of robberies in North Dakota. It's clear that the impact of this creamy delight extends beyond taste buds and into the realm of crime rates, adding a new layer to the concept of "spreadable" influence.

Our analysis also revealed a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating that the observed correlation is statistically significant. This result speaks volumes about the potential implications of butter demand on criminal activities, buttering up the field of criminology with a fresh perspective.

In Fig. 1, the scatterplot presents a visually compelling depiction of the strong positive correlation between butter consumption and robbery rates. The data points, scattered like crumbs on a buttery croissant, showcase the undeniable relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables.

This research not only emphasizes the statistical significance of our findings but also adds a dash of humor and pun-derful wordplay to the otherwise serious discourse of scientific inquiry. The unexpected link between butter consumption and robbery rates serves as a testament to the quirky and captivating nature of statistical investigation.

In summary, our study provides compelling evidence that the creamy pleasures of butter consumption may have a churningly notable impact on the incidence of robberies in North Dakota. This discovery opens up a new avenue for exploring the potential influence of dietary habits on societal behaviors, proving that research can be as pun-derful as it is enlightening.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Butter consumption and Robberies in North Dakota. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Spreading the Link: Exploring the Margarine of Butter Consumption and the Marginality of Robberies in North Dakota"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the spreadable link between butter consumption and rates of robberies in North Dakota, making it clear that not all margarines are created equal. Utilizing data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we conducted a thorough examination of historical butter consumption alongside robbery rates from 1990 to 2021. Our analysis unveiled a positively correlated relationship, with a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9221595 and a p-value less than 0.01. The findings support the notion that the butter-demanding populace in North Dakota may inadvertently churn out an increase in theft activity. Consequently, our research provides food for thought and spreads light on the potential pun-derful ramifications of butter consumption on crime rates.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The potential relationship between butter consumption and criminal activities has been a subject of both bemusement and scholarly inquiry. Smith, in "The Role of Dairy Products in Societal Dynamics," provides an in-depth analysis of the agricultural and sociological factors that may contribute to this puzzling correlation. Doe, in "Dairy Delights: Exploring Culinary Influences on Regional Crime Patterns," similarly delves into the potential impact of dairy consumption on criminal behavior, shedding light on the nuanced interplay between cheese, milk, and crime rates. Jones, in "Got Butter? Exploring the Slippery Slope of Dairy and Deviance," presents an intriguing exploration of the moral and ethical considerations surrounding butter consumption and its potential implications for societal order.
Moving beyond the dairy-centric literature, non-fiction works such as "The Butter Manifesto: Unveiling the Consequences of Spreadable Indulgences" and "Robbery in the Heartland: An Analysis of Crime Trends in North Dakota," offer valuable insights into the historical, cultural, and economic contexts that may shape the butter-robbery nexus. Furthermore, fictional works such as "A Tale of Two Spreads" and "The Robbery Recipe: A Crime Novel with a Dairy Twist" add an imaginative layer to the discourse, highlighting the creative potential of exploring seemingly unrelated phenomena.
In our application of a comprehensive approach to literature review, we also explored non-traditional sources of information, including obscure supermarket flyers and even the enigmatic musings found on the backs of CVS receipts. While these unconventional sources yielded little in terms of empirical evidence, they certainly provided a delightful diversion from the rigors of academic pursuit.
As we progress through this literature review, we invite the reader to take these findings with a grain of salted butter and a dash of skepticism. After all, academic inquiry should be a process of exploration, discovery, and a healthy dose of humor. Now, grab your metaphorical spatula, and let's dive into the wacky yet fascinating world of butter-induced crime trends in the enchanting realm of North Dakota!

[[RESULTS]]
Our research findings revealed a remarkably robust correlation between butter consumption and robbery rates in North Dakota from 1990 to 2021. The calculated correlation coefficient of 0.9221595 suggests a striking positive relationship between these "udderly" distinct variables. This statistical connection is not just a mere coincidence; it's as solid as a well-chilled block of butter.
The coefficient of determination ( r-squared) of 0.8503781 further highlights the butter-some influence of butter consumption on the frequency of robberies in North Dakota. It's clear that the impact of this creamy delight extends beyond taste buds and into the realm of crime rates, adding a new layer to the concept of "spreadable" influence.
Our analysis also revealed a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating that the observed correlation is statistically significant. This result speaks volumes about the potential implications of butter demand on criminal activities, buttering up the field of criminology with a fresh perspective.
In Fig. 1, the scatterplot presents a visually compelling depiction of the strong positive correlation between butter consumption and robbery rates. The data points, scattered like crumbs on a buttery croissant, showcase the undeniable relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables.
This research not only emphasizes the statistical significance of our findings but also adds a dash of humor and pun-derful wordplay to the otherwise serious discourse of scientific inquiry. The unexpected link between butter consumption and robbery rates serves as a testament to the quirky and captivating nature of statistical investigation.
In summary, our study provides compelling evidence that the creamy pleasures of butter consumption may have a churningly notable impact on the incidence of robberies in North Dakota. This discovery opens up a new avenue for exploring the potential influence of dietary habits on societal behaviors, proving that research can be as pun-derful as it is enlightening.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The findings of our study have churned up quite a stir in the field of criminology and dietary research. The positively correlated relationship between butter consumption and robbery rates in North Dakota may seem to spread the limits of conventional understanding, but it certainly adds a dollop of intrigue to the ever-expanding literature on crime trends.

Building on the earlier works of Smith, Doe, and Jones, who have eagerly delved into the dairy-crime connection, our study not only reaffirms but also spreads a generous layer of statistical support for the notion that butter consumption may indeed contribute to an increase in robbery rates. The prominent correlation coefficient of 0.9221595, akin to the smoothness of well-whipped cream, provides robust evidence of this relationship, allowing us to butter our assertions with statistical confidence. It also butterizes the importance of considering seemingly unrelated variables in crime analysis, giving researchers food for thought like never before.

While some may find it hard to digest the unexpected connection between dairy and deviance, our results underscore the spreadable influence of butter consumption on societal behaviors. The coefficient of determination ( r-squared) of 0.8503781 paints a buttery picture of how butter consumption can explain up to 85% of the variation in robbery rates, leaving little room for skepticism and a whole lot of space for dairy-related wit in academic discussions.

Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 serves as the ultimate cherry on top of this delectable statistical dessert, affirming the statistical significance of our findings and adding an extra layer of credibility to our buttery hypothesis. With such a p-value, it becomes clearer than a butter churn that the observed correlation is not just a fluke; it's statistically delicious.

The visual depiction of our findings in the scatterplot complements the statistical analysis by presenting a delightful image of data points scattered as haphazardly as sprinkled confectioner's sugar atop a buttery treat. This not only emphasizes the robustness of our correlation but also adds a touch of whimsy to the otherwise serious realm of scientific inquiry, proving that research can be both savory and amusing.

In conclusion, our study has successfully churned out compelling evidence that butter consumption and robbery rates in North Dakota are more than superficially spreadable concepts. It underscores the necessity of exploring unconventional variables and adds a flavorful dimension to the ongoing dialogue in criminology and dietary research. As we savor the insights gained from this research, we are reminded that scientific inquiry, much like butter, benefits from a healthy dose of wit, humor, and an unapologetic appreciation for the unexpected.


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System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Butter consumption and Robberies in North Dakota. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Spreading the Link: Exploring the Margarine of Butter Consumption and the Marginality of Robberies in North Dakota"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the spreadable link between butter consumption and rates of robberies in North Dakota, making it clear that not all margarines are created equal. Utilizing data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we conducted a thorough examination of historical butter consumption alongside robbery rates from 1990 to 2021. Our analysis unveiled a positively correlated relationship, with a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9221595 and a p-value less than 0.01. The findings support the notion that the butter-demanding populace in North Dakota may inadvertently churn out an increase in theft activity. Consequently, our research provides food for thought and spreads light on the potential pun-derful ramifications of butter consumption on crime rates.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Introduction
As the old saying goes, "It's not butter to be safe than sorry," and we are here to churn out the hard evidence to spread light on the potential connection between butter consumption and robberies in North Dakota. The correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables may seem like a stretch, but our study aims to prove that there's more than meets the eye in this dairy tale.
The buttery landscape of North Dakota, known for its dairy production prowess, provides a perfect playground for investigating the potential impact of this creamy delight on criminal activities. While it may seem like a mild conspiracy theory, we assure you that our findings are as solid as a well-chilled block of butter.
In this study, we take a lighthearted approach to exploring the "margarine" of butter consumption and the "marginality" of robberies, a pun-derful wordplay that captures the essence of our investigation. We aim to spread awareness of the potential implications of butter demand on crime rates, adding a new flavor to the field of criminology and statistical analysis.
With a dollop of humor and a sprinkle of statistical rigor, we embark on a journey to uncover whether the beloved creamy spread has a more significant impact on the community than just satisfying taste buds. We hope to butter you up with our findings and whip up a lively discussion about the unexpected ways in which dietary habits may influence criminal behavior, bringing an entirely new meaning to the phrase "crime of passion."
Our approach is grounded in the belief that scientific inquiry doesn't have to be as dry as unbuttered toast; it can be as delightful as a well-crafted pun. Through our research, we aim to butter your statistical bread with a rich mixture of empirical evidence, methodological rigor, and a touch of whimsy.
So, grab your trusty whisk and a slice of curiosity as we delve into the amusing yet thought-provoking investigation of butter consumption and its potential connection to robberies in the great state of North Dakota. It's time to spread the link and churn up some unexpected insights - it's going to be a gouda ride!

[[RESULTS]]
Our research findings revealed a remarkably robust correlation between butter consumption and robbery rates in North Dakota from 1990 to 2021. The calculated correlation coefficient of 0.9221595 suggests a striking positive relationship between these "udderly" distinct variables. This statistical connection is not just a mere coincidence; it's as solid as a well-chilled block of butter.
The coefficient of determination ( r-squared) of 0.8503781 further highlights the butter-some influence of butter consumption on the frequency of robberies in North Dakota. It's clear that the impact of this creamy delight extends beyond taste buds and into the realm of crime rates, adding a new layer to the concept of "spreadable" influence.
Our analysis also revealed a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating that the observed correlation is statistically significant. This result speaks volumes about the potential implications of butter demand on criminal activities, buttering up the field of criminology with a fresh perspective.
In Fig. 1, the scatterplot presents a visually compelling depiction of the strong positive correlation between butter consumption and robbery rates. The data points, scattered like crumbs on a buttery croissant, showcase the undeniable relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables.
This research not only emphasizes the statistical significance of our findings but also adds a dash of humor and pun-derful wordplay to the otherwise serious discourse of scientific inquiry. The unexpected link between butter consumption and robbery rates serves as a testament to the quirky and captivating nature of statistical investigation.
In summary, our study provides compelling evidence that the creamy pleasures of butter consumption may have a churningly notable impact on the incidence of robberies in North Dakota. This discovery opens up a new avenue for exploring the potential influence of dietary habits on societal behaviors, proving that research can be as pun-derful as it is enlightening.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has unequivocally shed light on the spreadable link between butter consumption and robbery rates in North Dakota. The correlation coefficient of 0.9221595, reminiscent of the smooth consistency of freshly churned butter, and a p-value less than 0.01, as rare as finding a four-leaf clover in a tub of margarine, affirm the strength and significance of this unexpected relationship. Our findings butter the bread of statistical analysis with a bit of whimsy, proving that scientific inquiry doesn't always have to be as bland as unbuttered toast.

The buttery landscape of North Dakota may be churning out more than just dairy products; it seems to be inadvertently fueling a spike in theft activity. As our scatterplot demonstrates, the data points are scattered like crumbs on a buttery croissant, depicting the undeniable relationship between butter consumption and robbery rates. This discovery not only adds a savory new flavor to the field of criminology but also highlights the unexplored influence of dietary habits on societal behaviors, proving that research can be as pun-derful as it is enlightening.

Our findings certainly give new meaning to the phrase "spread the love," as we suggest that perhaps North Dakotans are spreading more than just butter. However, it's important to recognize that correlation does not imply causation, and there may be other confounding factors at play, such as margarine consumption or the popularity of butter-related heist movies. Therefore, while our study offers an udderly fascinating insight, further research in this area may just milk the topic dry, leaving us with more churned theories than creamy evidence.

In the grand scheme of research, we may have reached the buttery end of this particular investigation. It's time to spread our curiosity to new pastures and leave this dairy tale on a high note. We hope the puns and statistical insights we've churned up have been as enjoyable for our readers as a perfectly toasted slice of buttered bread. There's no need to cry over spilled milk or stolen butter - our investigation has served its purpose, and it's time to bid adieu to this quirky yet enlightening dairy-driven adventure.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Spreading the Link: Exploring the Margarine of Butter Consumption and the Marginality of Robberies in North Dakota. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The International Journal of Dairy Criminology


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User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Spreading the Link: Exploring the Margarine of Butter Consumption and the Marginality of Robberies in North Dakota. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Center for Dairy Deliberations


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Spreading the Link: Exploring the Margarine of Butter Consumption and the Marginality of Robberies in North Dakota with an abstract of This study investigates the spreadable link between butter consumption and rates of robberies in North Dakota, making it clear that not all margarines are created equal. Utilizing data from the USDA and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we conducted a thorough examination of historical butter consumption alongside robbery rates from 1990 to 2021. Our analysis unveiled a positively correlated relationship, with a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9221595 and a p-value less than 0.01. The findings support the notion that the butter-demanding populace in North Dakota may inadvertently churn out an increase in theft activity. Consequently, our research provides food for thought and spreads light on the potential pun-derful ramifications of butter consumption on crime rates.

ChatGPT:

butter consumption, robbery rates, North Dakota, USDA data, FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, historical data, correlation coefficient, p-value, crime rates, butter-demanding populace, theft activity, food consumption and crime, correlation between food consumption and crime

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Data details

Butter consumption
Detailed data title: Per capita consumption of Butter in the US
Source: USDA
See what else correlates with Butter consumption

Robberies in North Dakota
Detailed data title: The robbery rate per 100,000 residents in North Dakota
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Robberies in North Dakota

Correlation r = 0.9221595 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8503781 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 85% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Robberies in North Dakota) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Butter consumption) over the 32 years from 1990 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 6.6E-14. 0.0000000000000656939188044749
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.92 in 6.6E-12% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 15,222,109,111,443 random variables You don't actually need 15 trillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 31 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 31 because we have two variables measured over a period of 32 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.85, 0.96 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
19901991199219931994199519961997199819992000200120022003200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Butter consumption (Pounds per person)4.34.44.34.74.74.64.34.24.34.64.54.34.44.54.54.54.74.7554.95.45.55.55.55.65.75.766.26.36.5
Robberies in North Dakota (Robbery rate)7.887.98.311.110116.410.28.88.79.49.18.46.88.511.811.711.416.513.313.318.122.223.6212424.220.824.119.726.4




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




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You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([4.3,4.4,4.3,4.7,4.7,4.6,4.3,4.2,4.3,4.6,4.5,4.3,4.4,4.5,4.5,4.5,4.7,4.7,5,5,4.9,5.4,5.5,5.5,5.5,5.6,5.7,5.7,6,6.2,6.3,6.5,])
array_2 = np.array([7.8,8,7.9,8.3,11.1,10,11,6.4,10.2,8.8,8.7,9.4,9.1,8.4,6.8,8.5,11.8,11.7,11.4,16.5,13.3,13.3,18.1,22.2,23.6,21,24,24.2,20.8,24.1,19.7,26.4,])
array_1_name = "Butter consumption"
array_2_name = "Robberies in North Dakota"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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