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As the saying goes, "where there's smoke, there's fire," and in Illinois, arson was igniting at an alarming rate. This led to a spike in the demand for firefighting resources, creating a shortage of jet fuel for French Polynesia. It seems the flames of Illinois were inadvertently extinguishing the flights to French Polynesia, leaving everyone in a bit of a fiery situation.Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate a photo-realistic image of a fire station nestled amidst lush greenery and vibrant flowers in Illinois. The scene should convey a decrease in arson incidents, with fire trucks parked outside and their hoses neatly coiled, symbolizing reduced water usage. In the backdrop, set a serene view of French Polynesia's gas station, where a group of locals is seen filling fewer fuel cans, hinting at a decrease in jet fuel consumption. Both settings should be seamlessly integrated into a single, harmonious composition. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Arson in Illinois and Jet fuel used in French Polynesia. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cubism Cutsy graphics A photo-realistic image Cute 2D animation Woodblock painting
ChatGPT: A photo-realistic image
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Arson in Illinois and Jet fuel used in French Polynesia, in the following situation: As arson decreased in Illinois, the fire department started using less water, which caused a decrease in demand for jet fuel to power their fire trucks, leading to a decrease in jet fuel consumption in French Polynesia as a result.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Illinois, a fire station is surrounded by greenery and flowers, signifying a decrease in arson incidents. The fire trucks parked outside the station have their hoses neatly coiled, representing the reduced use of water. Meanwhile, in French Polynesia, a group of locals are seen filling fewer fuel cans at the gas station, indicating a decrease in jet fuel consumption.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A photo-realistic image ] and depicting this scene: In Illinois, a fire station is surrounded by greenery and flowers, signifying a decrease in arson incidents. The fire trucks parked outside the station have their hoses neatly coiled, representing the reduced use of water. Meanwhile, in French Polynesia, a group of locals are seen filling fewer fuel cans at the gas station, indicating a decrease in jet fuel consumption. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate a photo-realistic image of a fire station nestled amidst lush greenery and vibrant flowers in Illinois. The scene should convey a decrease in arson incidents, with fire trucks parked outside and their hoses neatly coiled, symbolizing reduced water usage. In the backdrop, set a serene view of French Polynesia's gas station, where a group of locals is seen filling fewer fuel cans, hinting at a decrease in jet fuel consumption. Both settings should be seamlessly integrated into a single, harmonious composition.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Arson in Illinois caused Jet fuel used in French Polynesia to decrease. Include one good pun.
AI academic paper
Playing with Fire: Exploring the Incendiary Relationship Between Arson in Illinois and Jet Fuel Consumption in French Polynesia The Journal of Eclectic Fire Science Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Arson in Illinois and Jet fuel used in French Polynesia. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Make the title a clever pun.
Your research team used data from FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Energy Information Administration to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8939854 and p < 0.01 for 1985 to 2021.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Playing with Fire: Exploring the Incendiary Relationship Between Arson in Illinois and Jet Fuel Consumption in French Polynesia
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the unexpected convergence of two seemingly disparate phenomena: arson incidents in the state of Illinois and jet fuel consumption in the picturesque islands of French Polynesia. Despite their geographical and contextual differences, our research team found a statistically robust connection between these two variables, prompting both intrigue and, dare we say, a fiery sense of curiosity. Leveraging data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration, we conducted a comprehensive analysis spanning from 1985 to 2021. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8939854 and a significantly low p-value of less than 0.01, hinting at a relationship that is certainly not up in smoke. Join us as we unpack this enigmatic correlation and set ablaze the world of causal inference with our scintillating revelations.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Arson in Illinois and Jet fuel used in French Polynesia. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Playing with Fire: Exploring the Incendiary Relationship Between Arson in Illinois and Jet Fuel Consumption in French Polynesia
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the unexpected convergence of two seemingly disparate phenomena: arson incidents in the state of Illinois and jet fuel consumption in the picturesque islands of French Polynesia. Despite their geographical and contextual differences, our research team found a statistically robust connection between these two variables, prompting both intrigue and, dare we say, a fiery sense of curiosity. Leveraging data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration, we conducted a comprehensive analysis spanning from 1985 to 2021. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8939854 and a significantly low p-value of less than 0.01, hinting at a relationship that is certainly not up in smoke. Join us as we unpack this enigmatic correlation and set ablaze the world of causal inference with our scintillating revelations.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Fire has been a perennial object of fascination for humans, from the flickering flames of a cozy hearth to the destructive force of a raging inferno. In the realm of statistics and research, uncovering the hidden connections between seemingly unrelated variables can ignite the flames of curiosity and spark innovative insights. Thus, it is with both literal and figurative fervor that we present our study, "Playing with Fire: Exploring the Incendiary Relationship Between Arson in Illinois and Jet Fuel Consumption in French Polynesia."
At first glance, one might be forgiven for assuming that arson incidents in the heartland of America and the consumption of jet fuel in the idyllic islands of French Polynesia have as much in common as, well, fire and water. However, beneath the surface, our data-driven investigation has uncovered a surprising symbiosis that demands attention and, perhaps, a fire extinguisher or two.
Arson, defined as the criminal act of intentionally setting fire to property, and jet fuel consumption, reflecting the energy aspirations of far-flung air travel, stand as singular entities in the annals of criminology and energy economics, respectively. Yet, as researchers and purveyors of opportunity, we couldn't resist the temptation to delve into uncharted territory and illuminate the shadowy corners of statistical coincidence.
Pulling from the rich tapestry of data provided by the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration, we embarked on a voyage that straddled continents and bridged disciplines. Our temporal canvas stretched from the year 1985 to 2021, embracing the ebb and flow of human behavior and societal evolution. In the crucible of analysis, we unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.8939854, shining like a beacon of statistical significance amid the empirical fog. Not to mention the significantly low p-value of less than 0.01, which, we must admit, left us feeling rather smug about our research acumen.
Now, as we kindle the flames of scientific inquiry, we invite readers to join us in deciphering the enigmatic bond between these fiery variables. By illuminating this nexus, we aim to stoke the embers of curiosity, spark conversations, and perhaps even ignite a few chuckles along the way. After all, in the world of research, where there's smoke, there's usually a clever pun waiting to catch fire.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Arson in Illinois and Jet fuel used in French Polynesia. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then you might move on to cartoons and children's shows that you watched for research.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Playing with Fire: Exploring the Incendiary Relationship Between Arson in Illinois and Jet Fuel Consumption in French Polynesia
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the unexpected convergence of two seemingly disparate phenomena: arson incidents in the state of Illinois and jet fuel consumption in the picturesque islands of French Polynesia. Despite their geographical and contextual differences, our research team found a statistically robust connection between these two variables, prompting both intrigue and, dare we say, a fiery sense of curiosity. Leveraging data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration, we conducted a comprehensive analysis spanning from 1985 to 2021. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8939854 and a significantly low p-value of less than 0.01, hinting at a relationship that is certainly not up in smoke. Join us as we unpack this enigmatic correlation and set ablaze the world of causal inference with our scintillating revelations.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Fire has been a perennial object of fascination for humans, from the flickering flames of a cozy hearth to the destructive force of a raging inferno. In the realm of statistics and research, uncovering the hidden connections between seemingly unrelated variables can ignite the flames of curiosity and spark innovative insights. Thus, it is with both literal and figurative fervor that we present our study, "Playing with Fire: Exploring the Incendiary Relationship Between Arson in Illinois and Jet Fuel Consumption in French Polynesia."
At first glance, one might be forgiven for assuming that arson incidents in the heartland of America and the consumption of jet fuel in the idyllic islands of French Polynesia have as much in common as, well, fire and water. However, beneath the surface, our data-driven investigation has uncovered a surprising symbiosis that demands attention and, perhaps, a fire extinguisher or two.
Arson, defined as the criminal act of intentionally setting fire to property, and jet fuel consumption, reflecting the energy aspirations of far-flung air travel, stand as singular entities in the annals of criminology and energy economics, respectively. Yet, as researchers and purveyors of opportunity, we couldn't resist the temptation to delve into uncharted territory and illuminate the shadowy corners of statistical coincidence.
Pulling from the rich tapestry of data provided by the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration, we embarked on a voyage that straddled continents and bridged disciplines. Our temporal canvas stretched from the year 1985 to 2021, embracing the ebb and flow of human behavior and societal evolution. In the crucible of analysis, we unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.8939854, shining like a beacon of statistical significance amid the empirical fog. Not to mention the significantly low p-value of less than 0.01, which, we must admit, left us feeling rather smug about our research acumen.
Now, as we kindle the flames of scientific inquiry, we invite readers to join us in deciphering the enigmatic bond between these fiery variables. By illuminating this nexus, we aim to stoke the embers of curiosity, spark conversations, and perhaps even ignite a few chuckles along the way. After all, in the world of research, where there's smoke, there's usually a clever pun waiting to catch fire.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The burgeoning field of interdisciplinary research has seen a surge in studies seeking unexpected connections between disparate phenomena. While such endeavors often tread the murky waters of interpretive ambiguity, our foray into the realm of arson in Illinois and jet fuel consumption in French Polynesia has yielded a wealth of, dare we say, incendiary insights.
Smith and Doe (2018) laid the bedrock for our research by illuminating the nuanced dynamics of arson patterns in urban landscapes. Their work deftly navigates the labyrinth of motivations driving individuals towards the criminally captivating act of setting fires, shedding light on a topic that, quite literally, thrives in the shadows. Combining this with Jones' (2016) seminal analysis of energy consumption trends in remote island communities, we catch the first whispers of a tantalizing connection, akin to a silent fuse fizzling in the background.
Venturing beyond the confines of traditional academic literature, our exploration extended into the realm of non-fiction works, drawing insights from "The Arsonist's Guide to Writers' Homes in New England" by Brock Clarke and "Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams: A Comprehensive Analysis" by Meme Ologist. The former, a playful rumination on the curious paths of arsonists, attuned our minds to the convoluted trajectories of fire-related predilections. Meanwhile, the latter, with its provocative thesis echoing a popular internet meme, served as a reminder that the journey towards understanding often harbors unexpected twists and turns.
Turning our attention to the realm of fiction, we unraveled the gripping tale of "The Girl Who Played with Fire" by Stieg Larsson and found ourselves enthralled in the jet-setting escapades chronicled in Clive Cussler's "Raise the Titanic!" While these works may seem tangential at first glance, their themes of danger, intrigue, and, well, fire, subtly kindled the imagination and nudged us towards fresh perspectives.
In a somewhat unorthodox turn, we delved into the animated world of children's television shows, immersing ourselves in the zany antics of "Avatar: The Last Airbender" and "Paw Patrol." Although seemingly lighthearted, these unlikely sources served as wellsprings of inspiration, reminding us that the quest for knowledge often benefits from a tinge of whimsy and the occasional interjection of "pawsitive" energy.
Armed with a tapestry of eclectic influences, we embarked on our statistical odyssey, keenly aware that the journey ahead would require both analytical precision and a touch of, dare we say, fiery whimsy.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Arson in Illinois and Jet fuel used in French Polynesia. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Energy Information Administration . You used data from 1985 to 2021
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Playing with Fire: Exploring the Incendiary Relationship Between Arson in Illinois and Jet Fuel Consumption in French Polynesia
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the unexpected convergence of two seemingly disparate phenomena: arson incidents in the state of Illinois and jet fuel consumption in the picturesque islands of French Polynesia. Despite their geographical and contextual differences, our research team found a statistically robust connection between these two variables, prompting both intrigue and, dare we say, a fiery sense of curiosity. Leveraging data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration, we conducted a comprehensive analysis spanning from 1985 to 2021. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8939854 and a significantly low p-value of less than 0.01, hinting at a relationship that is certainly not up in smoke. Join us as we unpack this enigmatic correlation and set ablaze the world of causal inference with our scintillating revelations.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Fire has been a perennial object of fascination for humans, from the flickering flames of a cozy hearth to the destructive force of a raging inferno. In the realm of statistics and research, uncovering the hidden connections between seemingly unrelated variables can ignite the flames of curiosity and spark innovative insights. Thus, it is with both literal and figurative fervor that we present our study, "Playing with Fire: Exploring the Incendiary Relationship Between Arson in Illinois and Jet Fuel Consumption in French Polynesia."
At first glance, one might be forgiven for assuming that arson incidents in the heartland of America and the consumption of jet fuel in the idyllic islands of French Polynesia have as much in common as, well, fire and water. However, beneath the surface, our data-driven investigation has uncovered a surprising symbiosis that demands attention and, perhaps, a fire extinguisher or two.
Arson, defined as the criminal act of intentionally setting fire to property, and jet fuel consumption, reflecting the energy aspirations of far-flung air travel, stand as singular entities in the annals of criminology and energy economics, respectively. Yet, as researchers and purveyors of opportunity, we couldn't resist the temptation to delve into uncharted territory and illuminate the shadowy corners of statistical coincidence.
Pulling from the rich tapestry of data provided by the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration, we embarked on a voyage that straddled continents and bridged disciplines. Our temporal canvas stretched from the year 1985 to 2021, embracing the ebb and flow of human behavior and societal evolution. In the crucible of analysis, we unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.8939854, shining like a beacon of statistical significance amid the empirical fog. Not to mention the significantly low p-value of less than 0.01, which, we must admit, left us feeling rather smug about our research acumen.
Now, as we kindle the flames of scientific inquiry, we invite readers to join us in deciphering the enigmatic bond between these fiery variables. By illuminating this nexus, we aim to stoke the embers of curiosity, spark conversations, and perhaps even ignite a few chuckles along the way. After all, in the world of research, where there's smoke, there's usually a clever pun waiting to catch fire.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Data Collection:
The acquisition of data for this incandescent investigation involved meticulous combing through the expansive repositories of the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration. By channeling our inner Sherlock Holmes and applying some statistical sleuthing, we siphoned data spanning from the year 1985 to 2021. Our team's ability to sift through these treasure troves of information was rivaled only by our unyielding resistance to the temptation of procrastinating with cat videos.
Arson in Illinois:
To quantify the phenomenon of arson in the state of Illinois, our dedicated team of data wranglers scoured through reports, databases, and archival records with the voracity of a pack of hungry hyenas. The variables under scrutiny included the number of reported arson incidents, the location of these scorching escapades, and the magnitude of property damage inflicted by these fiery felonies. Acknowledging the risk of getting burned by spurious data, our team exercised the utmost vigilance and cross-validated information to ensure the integrity of our dataset.
Jet Fuel Consumption in French Polynesia:
Delving into the domain of energy economics, our data bandits sought to capture the subtleties of jet fuel consumption in the enthralling expanse of French Polynesia. Fortunately, the Energy Information Administration proved to be a wellspring of statistical succor, furnishing us with data on the volumetric consumption of jet fuel, the patterns of usage across islands, and the underlying economic factors influencing this fiery thirst for energy. It was a pursuit as electrifying as watching a hair-raising science fiction flick, albeit with significantly fewer explosions.
Data Processing and Statistical Analysis:
Armed with a cornucopia of information that would make any statistician salivate, we embarked on the grand odyssey of data processing and analysis. Employing a nonchalant medley of statistical software and programming jargon, we subjected the datasets to rigorous scrutiny, ensuring that no rogue outliers or rebellious data points could stoke the flames of statistical discrepancy. The inimitable prowess of our algorithmic tools rivaled that of a maestro conducting a symphony, coaxing melodies of correlation and causation from the cacophony of data.
Correlation Analysis and Inference:
By weaving the intricate threads of correlation analysis, our research ensemble discerned a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8939854 between arson in Illinois and jet fuel consumption in French Polynesia. This magnitude of correlation danced on the thresholds of statistical significance, hinting at an entwined relationship that defied conventional wisdom with an impish wink. Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 sashayed onto the stage of statistical inferences, casting a shadow of doubt on any naysayers who dared to dismiss the fiery bond between these seemingly disparate variables.
Conclusion:
This methodology, akin to a scientific tango between data and inference, paved the way for the unearthing of an unlikely kinship between arson in Illinois and jet fuel consumption in French Polynesia. With data as our compass and statistical models as our guide, we navigated through the turbulent seas of empirical inquiry, revealing a liaison that is as perplexing as it is illuminating. Join us, as we bask in the warm glow of empirical revelation, and perhaps, toast to the unexpected synergy simmering between these blazing variables.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Arson in Illinois and Jet fuel used in French Polynesia. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and Energy Information Administration .
For the time period 1985 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.8939854, r-squared of 0.7992099, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Playing with Fire: Exploring the Incendiary Relationship Between Arson in Illinois and Jet Fuel Consumption in French Polynesia
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the unexpected convergence of two seemingly disparate phenomena: arson incidents in the state of Illinois and jet fuel consumption in the picturesque islands of French Polynesia. Despite their geographical and contextual differences, our research team found a statistically robust connection between these two variables, prompting both intrigue and, dare we say, a fiery sense of curiosity. Leveraging data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration, we conducted a comprehensive analysis spanning from 1985 to 2021. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8939854 and a significantly low p-value of less than 0.01, hinting at a relationship that is certainly not up in smoke. Join us as we unpack this enigmatic correlation and set ablaze the world of causal inference with our scintillating revelations.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Fire has been a perennial object of fascination for humans, from the flickering flames of a cozy hearth to the destructive force of a raging inferno. In the realm of statistics and research, uncovering the hidden connections between seemingly unrelated variables can ignite the flames of curiosity and spark innovative insights. Thus, it is with both literal and figurative fervor that we present our study, "Playing with Fire: Exploring the Incendiary Relationship Between Arson in Illinois and Jet Fuel Consumption in French Polynesia."
At first glance, one might be forgiven for assuming that arson incidents in the heartland of America and the consumption of jet fuel in the idyllic islands of French Polynesia have as much in common as, well, fire and water. However, beneath the surface, our data-driven investigation has uncovered a surprising symbiosis that demands attention and, perhaps, a fire extinguisher or two.
Arson, defined as the criminal act of intentionally setting fire to property, and jet fuel consumption, reflecting the energy aspirations of far-flung air travel, stand as singular entities in the annals of criminology and energy economics, respectively. Yet, as researchers and purveyors of opportunity, we couldn't resist the temptation to delve into uncharted territory and illuminate the shadowy corners of statistical coincidence.
Pulling from the rich tapestry of data provided by the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration, we embarked on a voyage that straddled continents and bridged disciplines. Our temporal canvas stretched from the year 1985 to 2021, embracing the ebb and flow of human behavior and societal evolution. In the crucible of analysis, we unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.8939854, shining like a beacon of statistical significance amid the empirical fog. Not to mention the significantly low p-value of less than 0.01, which, we must admit, left us feeling rather smug about our research acumen.
Now, as we kindle the flames of scientific inquiry, we invite readers to join us in deciphering the enigmatic bond between these fiery variables. By illuminating this nexus, we aim to stoke the embers of curiosity, spark conversations, and perhaps even ignite a few chuckles along the way. After all, in the world of research, where there's smoke, there's usually a clever pun waiting to catch fire.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation kindled a conflagration of curiosity and surprise as we probed the connection between arson incidents in Illinois and jet fuel consumption in French Polynesia. Leveraging data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration, our intrepid research team embarked on a statistical odyssey that ignited the empirical landscape from 1985 to 2021.
Upon kindling the analytical flames, we uncovered a substantial correlation coefficient of 0.8939854, surpassing expectations as surely as a well-stoked campfire. The r-squared value of 0.7992099 further illuminated the robustness of the relationship, hinting at a fiery bond worthy of exploration. Moreover, the p-value of less than 0.01 engulfed any doubts in a blaze of statistical significance, leaving little room for skepticism in the wake of our scorching findings.
Notably, the scintillating Fig. 1, a scatterplot showcasing the compelling correlation between arson in Illinois and jet fuel consumption in French Polynesia, embodies the fiery spirit of our discoveries, in a manner that we hope will ignite further interest and spark a fiery discussion in the realm of causal inference.
In unraveling this enigmatic correlation, our research team has not only cast light on the unexpected convergence of these blazing variables but also fanned the flames of statistical curiosity, demonstrating that where there's smoke, there's not only fire but also a pun or two waiting to blaze into the realm of research.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Arson in Illinois and Jet fuel used in French Polynesia. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
Playing with Fire: Exploring the Incendiary Relationship Between Arson in Illinois and Jet Fuel Consumption in French Polynesia
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the unexpected convergence of two seemingly disparate phenomena: arson incidents in the state of Illinois and jet fuel consumption in the picturesque islands of French Polynesia. Despite their geographical and contextual differences, our research team found a statistically robust connection between these two variables, prompting both intrigue and, dare we say, a fiery sense of curiosity. Leveraging data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration, we conducted a comprehensive analysis spanning from 1985 to 2021. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8939854 and a significantly low p-value of less than 0.01, hinting at a relationship that is certainly not up in smoke. Join us as we unpack this enigmatic correlation and set ablaze the world of causal inference with our scintillating revelations.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The burgeoning field of interdisciplinary research has seen a surge in studies seeking unexpected connections between disparate phenomena. While such endeavors often tread the murky waters of interpretive ambiguity, our foray into the realm of arson in Illinois and jet fuel consumption in French Polynesia has yielded a wealth of, dare we say, incendiary insights.
Smith and Doe (2018) laid the bedrock for our research by illuminating the nuanced dynamics of arson patterns in urban landscapes. Their work deftly navigates the labyrinth of motivations driving individuals towards the criminally captivating act of setting fires, shedding light on a topic that, quite literally, thrives in the shadows. Combining this with Jones' (2016) seminal analysis of energy consumption trends in remote island communities, we catch the first whispers of a tantalizing connection, akin to a silent fuse fizzling in the background.
Venturing beyond the confines of traditional academic literature, our exploration extended into the realm of non-fiction works, drawing insights from "The Arsonist's Guide to Writers' Homes in New England" by Brock Clarke and "Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams: A Comprehensive Analysis" by Meme Ologist. The former, a playful rumination on the curious paths of arsonists, attuned our minds to the convoluted trajectories of fire-related predilections. Meanwhile, the latter, with its provocative thesis echoing a popular internet meme, served as a reminder that the journey towards understanding often harbors unexpected twists and turns.
Turning our attention to the realm of fiction, we unraveled the gripping tale of "The Girl Who Played with Fire" by Stieg Larsson and found ourselves enthralled in the jet-setting escapades chronicled in Clive Cussler's "Raise the Titanic!" While these works may seem tangential at first glance, their themes of danger, intrigue, and, well, fire, subtly kindled the imagination and nudged us towards fresh perspectives.
In a somewhat unorthodox turn, we delved into the animated world of children's television shows, immersing ourselves in the zany antics of "Avatar: The Last Airbender" and "Paw Patrol." Although seemingly lighthearted, these unlikely sources served as wellsprings of inspiration, reminding us that the quest for knowledge often benefits from a tinge of whimsy and the occasional interjection of "pawsitive" energy.
Armed with a tapestry of eclectic influences, we embarked on our statistical odyssey, keenly aware that the journey ahead would require both analytical precision and a touch of, dare we say, fiery whimsy.
[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation kindled a conflagration of curiosity and surprise as we probed the connection between arson incidents in Illinois and jet fuel consumption in French Polynesia. Leveraging data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration, our intrepid research team embarked on a statistical odyssey that ignited the empirical landscape from 1985 to 2021.
Upon kindling the analytical flames, we uncovered a substantial correlation coefficient of 0.8939854, surpassing expectations as surely as a well-stoked campfire. The r-squared value of 0.7992099 further illuminated the robustness of the relationship, hinting at a fiery bond worthy of exploration. Moreover, the p-value of less than 0.01 engulfed any doubts in a blaze of statistical significance, leaving little room for skepticism in the wake of our scorching findings.
Notably, the scintillating Fig. 1, a scatterplot showcasing the compelling correlation between arson in Illinois and jet fuel consumption in French Polynesia, embodies the fiery spirit of our discoveries, in a manner that we hope will ignite further interest and spark a fiery discussion in the realm of causal inference.
In unraveling this enigmatic correlation, our research team has not only cast light on the unexpected convergence of these blazing variables but also fanned the flames of statistical curiosity, demonstrating that where there's smoke, there's not only fire but also a pun or two waiting to blaze into the realm of research.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[DISCUSSION]]
Our study has uncovered an unexpectedly and robustly flaming correlation between arson incidents in Illinois and jet fuel consumption in French Polynesia, with a correlation coefficient of 0.8939854 and a p-value of less than 0.01. These scorching findings harken back to the speculative whispers of prior research, casting light on the firestorm of connections that can be drawn between seemingly distant variables.
Smith and Doe's (2018) exploration of the intricate landscape of urban arson patterns provided the initial kindling for our research, illuminating the shadowy motivations underpinning the fiery act of arson. This foundation, combined with Jones' (2016) analysis of energy consumption in remote island communities, set the stage for our scintillating revelations, demonstrating that statistical significance can indeed spark a blaze of new understandings.
Venturing into the world of non-fiction literature, Clarke's "The Arsonist's Guide to Writers' Homes in New England" ignited our minds to the twisted paths of arsonists, while "Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams: A Comprehensive Analysis" by Meme Ologist slyly beckoned us to consider the unexpected twists and turns of uncovering connections. These playful influences serve as a stark reminder that the pursuit of knowledge often harbors unexpected sparks of brilliance.
Our statistical odyssey, akin to tending to a well-stoked campfire, has kindled a palpable fire of curiosity and intrigue. The scorching r-squared value of 0.7992099 further illustrates the robustness of the connection, fueling the flames of interest in this unexpected convergence.
Our scintillating findings not only illuminate the fiery bond between these variables but also fan the flames of statistical curiosity, setting the stage for future research to inflame further discussion and excitement in the realm of causal inference. Where there's smoke, there's not only fire but also a pun or two waiting to blaze into the realm of research, and we invite our colleagues to join us in fanning the flames of inquiry.
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System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Arson in Illinois and Jet fuel used in French Polynesia. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Playing with Fire: Exploring the Incendiary Relationship Between Arson in Illinois and Jet Fuel Consumption in French Polynesia
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the unexpected convergence of two seemingly disparate phenomena: arson incidents in the state of Illinois and jet fuel consumption in the picturesque islands of French Polynesia. Despite their geographical and contextual differences, our research team found a statistically robust connection between these two variables, prompting both intrigue and, dare we say, a fiery sense of curiosity. Leveraging data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration, we conducted a comprehensive analysis spanning from 1985 to 2021. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8939854 and a significantly low p-value of less than 0.01, hinting at a relationship that is certainly not up in smoke. Join us as we unpack this enigmatic correlation and set ablaze the world of causal inference with our scintillating revelations.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
Fire has been a perennial object of fascination for humans, from the flickering flames of a cozy hearth to the destructive force of a raging inferno. In the realm of statistics and research, uncovering the hidden connections between seemingly unrelated variables can ignite the flames of curiosity and spark innovative insights. Thus, it is with both literal and figurative fervor that we present our study, "Playing with Fire: Exploring the Incendiary Relationship Between Arson in Illinois and Jet Fuel Consumption in French Polynesia."
At first glance, one might be forgiven for assuming that arson incidents in the heartland of America and the consumption of jet fuel in the idyllic islands of French Polynesia have as much in common as, well, fire and water. However, beneath the surface, our data-driven investigation has uncovered a surprising symbiosis that demands attention and, perhaps, a fire extinguisher or two.
Arson, defined as the criminal act of intentionally setting fire to property, and jet fuel consumption, reflecting the energy aspirations of far-flung air travel, stand as singular entities in the annals of criminology and energy economics, respectively. Yet, as researchers and purveyors of opportunity, we couldn't resist the temptation to delve into uncharted territory and illuminate the shadowy corners of statistical coincidence.
Pulling from the rich tapestry of data provided by the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration, we embarked on a voyage that straddled continents and bridged disciplines. Our temporal canvas stretched from the year 1985 to 2021, embracing the ebb and flow of human behavior and societal evolution. In the crucible of analysis, we unearthed a correlation coefficient of 0.8939854, shining like a beacon of statistical significance amid the empirical fog. Not to mention the significantly low p-value of less than 0.01, which, we must admit, left us feeling rather smug about our research acumen.
Now, as we kindle the flames of scientific inquiry, we invite readers to join us in deciphering the enigmatic bond between these fiery variables. By illuminating this nexus, we aim to stoke the embers of curiosity, spark conversations, and perhaps even ignite a few chuckles along the way. After all, in the world of research, where there's smoke, there's usually a clever pun waiting to catch fire.
[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation kindled a conflagration of curiosity and surprise as we probed the connection between arson incidents in Illinois and jet fuel consumption in French Polynesia. Leveraging data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration, our intrepid research team embarked on a statistical odyssey that ignited the empirical landscape from 1985 to 2021.
Upon kindling the analytical flames, we uncovered a substantial correlation coefficient of 0.8939854, surpassing expectations as surely as a well-stoked campfire. The r-squared value of 0.7992099 further illuminated the robustness of the relationship, hinting at a fiery bond worthy of exploration. Moreover, the p-value of less than 0.01 engulfed any doubts in a blaze of statistical significance, leaving little room for skepticism in the wake of our scorching findings.
Notably, the scintillating Fig. 1, a scatterplot showcasing the compelling correlation between arson in Illinois and jet fuel consumption in French Polynesia, embodies the fiery spirit of our discoveries, in a manner that we hope will ignite further interest and spark a fiery discussion in the realm of causal inference.
In unraveling this enigmatic correlation, our research team has not only cast light on the unexpected convergence of these blazing variables but also fanned the flames of statistical curiosity, demonstrating that where there's smoke, there's not only fire but also a pun or two waiting to blaze into the realm of research.
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[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our scorching exploration of the incendiary relationship between arson in Illinois and jet fuel consumption in French Polynesia has illuminated a connection that defies traditional boundaries and ignites the flames of statistical curiosity. The robust correlation coefficient of 0.8939854 and the inferno of statistical significance with a p-value of less than 0.01 leave no room for doubt about the fiery bond between these seemingly unrelated variables. Our findings not only set the empirical landscape ablaze with scorching revelations but also serve as a testament to the enigmatic and captivating nature of statistical inquiry.
As we reflect on the sparks of insight that have emanated from this research, we cannot help but marvel at the unexpected convergence of these blazing variables. It is as if statistical inference and empirical investigation have, quite literally, thrown caution to the wind and fanned the flames of discovery in uncharted territory. This inferno of correlation has not only sparked interest but also kindled a fire of scientific enthusiasm, underscoring the captivating potential that lies within the realm of causal inference.
The compelling nature of our findings, encapsulated in the scintillating Fig. 1, offers a visual testament to the fiery spirit of our discoveries. The scatterplot, like a dancing flame in the night, beckons to researchers and enthusiasts alike, inviting them to bask in the warm glow of this improbable correlation and to perhaps even warm their intellectual hands by the statistical fire that it represents.
In essence, our research has not only shed light on a surprising nexus between arson and jet fuel consumption, but it has also stoked the embers of statistical fascination, leaving no doubt that where there's smoke, there's certainly a flame of statistical ingenuity waiting to engulf the realm of research. Therefore, with our findings serving as a blazing testament to the unexpected harmony between these variables, we dare say that further research in this area might just be, well, playing with fire.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Playing with Fire: Exploring the Incendiary Relationship Between Arson in Illinois and Jet Fuel Consumption in French Polynesia. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Eclectic Fire Science
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Playing with Fire: Exploring the Incendiary Relationship Between Arson in Illinois and Jet Fuel Consumption in French Polynesia. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Consortium for Global Fire Dynamics Research
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Playing with Fire: Exploring the Incendiary Relationship Between Arson in Illinois and Jet Fuel Consumption in French Polynesia with an abstract of This paper delves into the unexpected convergence of two seemingly disparate phenomena: arson incidents in the state of Illinois and jet fuel consumption in the picturesque islands of French Polynesia. Despite their geographical and contextual differences, our research team found a statistically robust connection between these two variables, prompting both intrigue and, dare we say, a fiery sense of curiosity. Leveraging data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services and the Energy Information Administration, we conducted a comprehensive analysis spanning from 1985 to 2021. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8939854 and a significantly low p-value of less than 0.01, hinting at a relationship that is certainly not up in smoke. Join us as we unpack this enigmatic correlation and set ablaze the world of causal inference with our scintillating revelations.
ChatGPT:
arson Illinois statistics, jet fuel consumption French Polynesia, correlation between arson and jet fuel consumption, statistical analysis crime and energy data, FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, Energy Information Administration, correlation coefficient analysis, causal inference arson and jet fuel
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Data details
Arson in IllinoisDetailed data title: The arson rate per 100,000 residents in Illinois
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Arson in Illinois
Jet fuel used in French Polynesia
Detailed data title: Volume of jet fuel used consumed in French Polynesia in millions of barrels per day
Source: Energy Information Administration
See what else correlates with Jet fuel used in French Polynesia
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.7992099 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 79.9% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Jet fuel used in French Polynesia) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Arson in Illinois) over the 37 years from 1985 through 2021.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 9.3E-14. 0.0000000000000934462052737481
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.89 in 9.3E-12% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 10,701,344,127,036 random variables You don't actually need 10 trillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 36 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 36 because we have two variables measured over a period of 37 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.8, 0.94 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1985 | 1986 | 1987 | 1988 | 1989 | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1995 | 1996 | 1997 | 1998 | 1999 | 2000 | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | |
Arson in Illinois (Arson rate) | 35.3 | 40.3 | 41.2 | 43.1 | 38.4 | 41 | 35.6 | 33.8 | 25 | 20 | 12.2 | 15.5 | 15.1 | 12.9 | 12.1 | 10.5 | 10.6 | 10.6 | 15.7 | 8.1 | 7.1 | 13.7 | 13.6 | 12.5 | 14.5 | 16.5 | 24.1 | 25.8 | 18.2 | 18.5 | 18.4 | 19.8 | 14.2 | 10.7 | 10.3 | 12.7 | 5 |
Jet fuel used in French Polynesia (Million Barrels/Day) | 1.57063 | 2 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 2 | 1.8 | 1.6 | 2 | 2 | 0.3 | 0.4 | 0.4 | 0.4 | 0.4 | 0.4 | 0.411667 | 0.391068 | 0.391068 | 0.391068 | 0.39 | 0.376947 | 0.376947 | 0.391068 | 0.375917 | 0.373905 | 0.370863 | 0.391068 | 0.36985 | 0.364997 | 0.371515 | 0.386723 | 0.303333 | 0.312855 | 0.304164 | 0.304164 | 0.288297 | 0.297702 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data.
In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.
For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.
(This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([35.3,40.3,41.2,43.1,38.4,41,35.6,33.8,25,20,12.2,15.5,15.1,12.9,12.1,10.5,10.6,10.6,15.7,8.1,7.1,13.7,13.6,12.5,14.5,16.5,24.1,25.8,18.2,18.5,18.4,19.8,14.2,10.7,10.3,12.7,5,])
array_2 = np.array([1.57063,2,2.1,2.1,2,1.8,1.6,2,2,0.3,0.4,0.4,0.4,0.4,0.4,0.411667,0.391068,0.391068,0.391068,0.39,0.376947,0.376947,0.391068,0.375917,0.373905,0.370863,0.391068,0.36985,0.364997,0.371515,0.386723,0.303333,0.312855,0.304164,0.304164,0.288297,0.297702,])
array_1_name = "Arson in Illinois"
array_2_name = "Jet fuel used in French Polynesia"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 3009 · Black Variable ID: 20041 · Red Variable ID: 24431