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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Master's degrees awarded in Social sciences and history and the second variable is Cenovus Energy's stock price (CVE).  The chart goes from 2012 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the number of Master's degrees in Social sciences and history declined, there was a corresponding decrease in the production of historically accurate drama TV series. This led to a reduced interest in history, ultimately causing a decline in the demand for traditional sources of energy such as oil, including Cenovus Energy's stock. The lack of scholarly discussions about past energy consumption patterns further exacerbated the situation, creating a ripple effect on the stock price.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image that resembles a TIME magazine cover, displaying a scene of scholarly achievement and financial impact. In a dimly lit library, a group of scholars in graduation gowns proudly receive their Master's degrees in social sciences and history. The scholars are surrounded by shelves of ancient artifacts from Cenovus Energy, conveying a sense of the company's historical importance. Meanwhile, an overhead stock market ticker displays Cenovus Energy's stock price (CVE) steadily declining, with worried investors looking on in dismay. Keep the visual depiction simple and focus on capturing the contrast between academic success and financial adversity. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Master's degrees awarded in Social sciences and history and Cenovus Energy's stock price (CVE). Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Scalar art A TIME magazine cover image Steampunk Macabre Voxel art
ChatGPT: A TIME magazine cover image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Master's degrees awarded in Social sciences and history and Cenovus Energy's stock price (CVE), in the following situation: Because as the number of historians and social scientists dwindled, there were fewer people to dig up Cenovus Energy's ancient secrets of success, leaving the stock price fossilized in a state of decline. As the knowledge reservoir dried up, the company couldn't keep its stock afloat, and investors were left feeling pre-hysterical.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a dimly lit library, a group of scholars in graduation gowns proudly receive their Master's degrees in social sciences and history, while ancient artifacts from Cenovus Energy sit untouched on the bookshelves. Meanwhile, a stock market ticker overhead shows Cenovus Energy's stock price (CVE) steadily declining, with worried investors looking on in dismay.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A TIME magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: In a dimly lit library, a group of scholars in graduation gowns proudly receive their Master's degrees in social sciences and history, while ancient artifacts from Cenovus Energy sit untouched on the bookshelves. Meanwhile, a stock market ticker overhead shows Cenovus Energy's stock price (CVE) steadily declining, with worried investors looking on in dismay. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image that resembles a TIME magazine cover, displaying a scene of scholarly achievement and financial impact. In a dimly lit library, a group of scholars in graduation gowns proudly receive their Master's degrees in social sciences and history. The scholars are surrounded by shelves of ancient artifacts from Cenovus Energy, conveying a sense of the company's historical importance. Meanwhile, an overhead stock market ticker displays Cenovus Energy's stock price (CVE) steadily declining, with worried investors looking on in dismay. Keep the visual depiction simple and focus on capturing the contrast between academic success and financial adversity.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Master's degrees awarded in Social sciences and history caused Cenovus Energy's stock price (CVE) to decrease.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Master's Degree Effect: Unearthing the Influence of Social Sciences and History Degrees on Cenovus Energy's Stock Performance

The Journal of Financial and Historical Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Social sciences and history and Cenovus Energy's stock price (CVE). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, just make it sound clever.

Your research team used data from National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9303686 and p < 0.01 for 2012 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"The Master's Degree Effect: Unearthing the Influence of Social Sciences and History Degrees on Cenovus Energy's Stock Performance"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history and the stock price of Cenovus Energy (CVE). Combining data from the National Center for Education Statistics with financial information from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we set out to uncover whether an unexpected bedfellow has been influencing this energy company's stock performance. Our findings reveal a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9303686 with p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2012 to 2021.

Much like refinery operations, our analysis employed meticulous precision and a keen eye for detail. We rigorously examined the number of Master's degrees awarded within the social sciences and history disciplines, and juxtaposed these figures with CVE's stock performance. Surprisingly, our results shed light on the influence of these academic achievements on financial dynamics, unearthing a startlingly strong positive correlation.

What do you call a graduate student in history who always seems to predict stock movements? A crypto-analyst! Through our empirical investigation, we've not only unveiled a significant relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history and CVE's stock price, but we've also sparked a conversation about the interdisciplinary influences shaping financial markets. Our research reinforces the importance of considering holistic factors beyond traditional economic indicators, providing a glimpse into the unexpected humor embedded within statistical analysis.

So, did the master's degrees cause the stock price to rise, or did the rising stock prices cause more master's degrees to be issued? To answer that, you'd need a degree in "stockonomics!" Our conclusions invite further exploration and discourse surrounding the curious interplay between academia and stock market dynamics, reminding us that in the world of statistical correlations, correlations - much like dad jokes - can be delightfully unpredictable.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Social sciences and history and Cenovus Energy's stock price (CVE). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Master's Degree Effect: Unearthing the Influence of Social Sciences and History Degrees on Cenovus Energy's Stock Performance"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history and the stock price of Cenovus Energy (CVE). Combining data from the National Center for Education Statistics with financial information from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we set out to uncover whether an unexpected bedfellow has been influencing this energy company's stock performance. Our findings reveal a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9303686 with p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2012 to 2021.

Much like refinery operations, our analysis employed meticulous precision and a keen eye for detail. We rigorously examined the number of Master's degrees awarded within the social sciences and history disciplines, and juxtaposed these figures with CVE's stock performance. Surprisingly, our results shed light on the influence of these academic achievements on financial dynamics, unearthing a startlingly strong positive correlation.

What do you call a graduate student in history who always seems to predict stock movements? A crypto-analyst! Through our empirical investigation, we've not only unveiled a significant relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history and CVE's stock price, but we've also sparked a conversation about the interdisciplinary influences shaping financial markets. Our research reinforces the importance of considering holistic factors beyond traditional economic indicators, providing a glimpse into the unexpected humor embedded within statistical analysis.

So, did the master's degrees cause the stock price to rise, or did the rising stock prices cause more master's degrees to be issued? To answer that, you'd need a degree in "stockonomics!" Our conclusions invite further exploration and discourse surrounding the curious interplay between academia and stock market dynamics, reminding us that in the world of statistical correlations, correlations - much like dad jokes - can be delightfully unpredictable.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The relationship between educational attainment and financial markets has been a subject of scholarly inquiry for decades. As researchers continue to untangle the web of factors that influence stock prices, a new contender has emerged from the hallowed halls of academia: Master's degrees in social sciences and history. While one might joke that these degrees are better suited for a museum than the stock exchange, our study sets out to illuminate the surprising connection between these academic achievements and the stock performance of Cenovus Energy (CVE).

Speaking of surprises, what do you get when you mix a historian with a stockbroker? A vested interest in the past! With a touch of levity to accompany the gravitas of our inquiry, we aim to shed light on this unconventional partnership between scholarly pursuits and financial prowess. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and financial information from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our analysis delves into the period from 2012 to 2021, uncovering a statistically significant correlation between Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history and CVE's stock price.

Our investigation takes on the enigmatic quality of an expertly crafted history lesson - full of intrigue, unforeseen connections, and of course, a few plot twists. Just as historical research necessitates a thorough examination of the past to comprehend the present, our analysis meticulously scrutinizes the number of Master's degrees within the social sciences and history disciplines. This in-depth examination reveals a remarkable positive correlation that cannot be dismissed as mere coincidence.

Why did the historian invest in oil stocks? Because he wanted to turn a new leaf! As we navigate the labyrinthine pathways of statistical analysis and financial modeling, our findings serve not only to pique curiosity but also to raise profound questions about the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate domains. The intersection of academia and finance may seem improbable at first glance, but our research underscores the intricate web of influences that shape the ebb and flow of stock prices.

In the spirit of academic inquiry, our study beckons us to reconsider the boundaries of traditional analyses and to embrace the unanticipated complexities that emerge when divergent realms collide. Whether it's unraveling historical mysteries or dissecting market trends, what lies beyond the expected can be as enlightening as it is amusing. So, as we embark on this intellectual journey, we invite our readers to ponder the unexpected dance of master's degrees and stock prices, for in the world of statistical correlations, the most fascinating tales often unfold when the unexpected takes the stage.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Social sciences and history and Cenovus Energy's stock price (CVE). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then cite some social media posts you read that seem to be related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Master's Degree Effect: Unearthing the Influence of Social Sciences and History Degrees on Cenovus Energy's Stock Performance"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history and the stock price of Cenovus Energy (CVE). Combining data from the National Center for Education Statistics with financial information from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we set out to uncover whether an unexpected bedfellow has been influencing this energy company's stock performance. Our findings reveal a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9303686 with p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2012 to 2021.

Much like refinery operations, our analysis employed meticulous precision and a keen eye for detail. We rigorously examined the number of Master's degrees awarded within the social sciences and history disciplines, and juxtaposed these figures with CVE's stock performance. Surprisingly, our results shed light on the influence of these academic achievements on financial dynamics, unearthing a startlingly strong positive correlation.

What do you call a graduate student in history who always seems to predict stock movements? A crypto-analyst! Through our empirical investigation, we've not only unveiled a significant relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history and CVE's stock price, but we've also sparked a conversation about the interdisciplinary influences shaping financial markets. Our research reinforces the importance of considering holistic factors beyond traditional economic indicators, providing a glimpse into the unexpected humor embedded within statistical analysis.

So, did the master's degrees cause the stock price to rise, or did the rising stock prices cause more master's degrees to be issued? To answer that, you'd need a degree in "stockonomics!" Our conclusions invite further exploration and discourse surrounding the curious interplay between academia and stock market dynamics, reminding us that in the world of statistical correlations, correlations - much like dad jokes - can be delightfully unpredictable.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The relationship between educational attainment and financial markets has been a subject of scholarly inquiry for decades. As researchers continue to untangle the web of factors that influence stock prices, a new contender has emerged from the hallowed halls of academia: Master's degrees in social sciences and history. While one might joke that these degrees are better suited for a museum than the stock exchange, our study sets out to illuminate the surprising connection between these academic achievements and the stock performance of Cenovus Energy (CVE).
Speaking of surprises, what do you get when you mix a historian with a stockbroker? A vested interest in the past! With a touch of levity to accompany the gravitas of our inquiry, we aim to shed light on this unconventional partnership between scholarly pursuits and financial prowess. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and financial information from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our analysis delves into the period from 2012 to 2021, uncovering a statistically significant correlation between Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history and CVE's stock price.
Our investigation takes on the enigmatic quality of an expertly crafted history lesson - full of intrigue, unforeseen connections, and of course, a few plot twists. Just as historical research necessitates a thorough examination of the past to comprehend the present, our analysis meticulously scrutinizes the number of Master's degrees within the social sciences and history disciplines. This in-depth examination reveals a remarkable positive correlation that cannot be dismissed as mere coincidence.
Why did the historian invest in oil stocks? Because he wanted to turn a new leaf! As we navigate the labyrinthine pathways of statistical analysis and financial modeling, our findings serve not only to pique curiosity but also to raise profound questions about the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate domains. The intersection of academia and finance may seem improbable at first glance, but our research underscores the intricate web of influences that shape the ebb and flow of stock prices.
In the spirit of academic inquiry, our study beckons us to reconsider the boundaries of traditional analyses and to embrace the unanticipated complexities that emerge when divergent realms collide. Whether it's unraveling historical mysteries or dissecting market trends, what lies beyond the expected can be as enlightening as it is amusing. So, as we embark on this intellectual journey, we invite our readers to ponder the unexpected dance of master's degrees and stock prices, for in the world of statistical correlations, the most fascinating tales often unfold when the unexpected takes the stage.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

A plethora of scholarly investigations has sought to unravel the intricate tapestry of influences that shape stock market dynamics. One might expect to encounter discussions on economic indicators, industry trends, and geopolitical factors in the literature. However, our exploration takes a rather unconventional turn as we delve into the relationship between Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history and the stock performance of Cenovus Energy. Smith and Doe (2015) succinctly expound on the traditional determinants of stock prices, while Jones (2018) provides a comprehensive analysis of the interplay between academic achievements and financial markets.

Highly regarded non-fiction works such as "The Ascent of Money" by Niall Ferguson and "Capital in the Twenty-First Century" by Thomas Piketty have exquisitely detailed the underpinnings of financial systems and wealth accumulation. In a similar vein, our investigation seeks to unveil the underlying mechanisms linking Master's degrees in social sciences and history with stock price movements. Now, let's take a turn from the serious to the fictional. Could the characters in Ken Follett's "Century Trilogy" harbor a penchant for tracking energy stocks, or perhaps Jane Austen's "Pride and Prejudice" conceals subtle allusions to stock market correlations?

At the intersection of academia and finance, we also encountered enlightening snippets from social media posts that seemed to offer a humorous lens on our inquiry. "Just finished my Master's in History and now I'm ready to conquer the stock market with my knowledge of ancient civilizations. Who needs modern economics, right?" tweeted @HistoryBuff2021, sparking a chuckle and prompting us to reevaluate conventional wisdom in our analysis.

In light of these intriguing sources, our investigation persists in unraveling the unexpected marriage of academic pursuits and stock market performance, inviting a discourse that transcends traditional paradigms. Amidst the gravity of statistical analysis, we aim to infuse our research with a dash of humor, much like a well-timed dad joke at a scholarly symposium. It is this penchant for the unpredictable that drives our inquiry, reminding us that even in the realm of statistical correlations, the unexpected always deserves a place in the spotlight.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Social sciences and history and Cenovus Energy's stock price (CVE). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2012 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Master's Degree Effect: Unearthing the Influence of Social Sciences and History Degrees on Cenovus Energy's Stock Performance"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history and the stock price of Cenovus Energy (CVE). Combining data from the National Center for Education Statistics with financial information from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we set out to uncover whether an unexpected bedfellow has been influencing this energy company's stock performance. Our findings reveal a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9303686 with p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2012 to 2021.

Much like refinery operations, our analysis employed meticulous precision and a keen eye for detail. We rigorously examined the number of Master's degrees awarded within the social sciences and history disciplines, and juxtaposed these figures with CVE's stock performance. Surprisingly, our results shed light on the influence of these academic achievements on financial dynamics, unearthing a startlingly strong positive correlation.

What do you call a graduate student in history who always seems to predict stock movements? A crypto-analyst! Through our empirical investigation, we've not only unveiled a significant relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history and CVE's stock price, but we've also sparked a conversation about the interdisciplinary influences shaping financial markets. Our research reinforces the importance of considering holistic factors beyond traditional economic indicators, providing a glimpse into the unexpected humor embedded within statistical analysis.

So, did the master's degrees cause the stock price to rise, or did the rising stock prices cause more master's degrees to be issued? To answer that, you'd need a degree in "stockonomics!" Our conclusions invite further exploration and discourse surrounding the curious interplay between academia and stock market dynamics, reminding us that in the world of statistical correlations, correlations - much like dad jokes - can be delightfully unpredictable.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The relationship between educational attainment and financial markets has been a subject of scholarly inquiry for decades. As researchers continue to untangle the web of factors that influence stock prices, a new contender has emerged from the hallowed halls of academia: Master's degrees in social sciences and history. While one might joke that these degrees are better suited for a museum than the stock exchange, our study sets out to illuminate the surprising connection between these academic achievements and the stock performance of Cenovus Energy (CVE).
Speaking of surprises, what do you get when you mix a historian with a stockbroker? A vested interest in the past! With a touch of levity to accompany the gravitas of our inquiry, we aim to shed light on this unconventional partnership between scholarly pursuits and financial prowess. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and financial information from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our analysis delves into the period from 2012 to 2021, uncovering a statistically significant correlation between Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history and CVE's stock price.
Our investigation takes on the enigmatic quality of an expertly crafted history lesson - full of intrigue, unforeseen connections, and of course, a few plot twists. Just as historical research necessitates a thorough examination of the past to comprehend the present, our analysis meticulously scrutinizes the number of Master's degrees within the social sciences and history disciplines. This in-depth examination reveals a remarkable positive correlation that cannot be dismissed as mere coincidence.
Why did the historian invest in oil stocks? Because he wanted to turn a new leaf! As we navigate the labyrinthine pathways of statistical analysis and financial modeling, our findings serve not only to pique curiosity but also to raise profound questions about the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate domains. The intersection of academia and finance may seem improbable at first glance, but our research underscores the intricate web of influences that shape the ebb and flow of stock prices.
In the spirit of academic inquiry, our study beckons us to reconsider the boundaries of traditional analyses and to embrace the unanticipated complexities that emerge when divergent realms collide. Whether it's unraveling historical mysteries or dissecting market trends, what lies beyond the expected can be as enlightening as it is amusing. So, as we embark on this intellectual journey, we invite our readers to ponder the unexpected dance of master's degrees and stock prices, for in the world of statistical correlations, the most fascinating tales often unfold when the unexpected takes the stage.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the entwined tale of academic achievement and stock market performance, our methodology employed a multifaceted approach akin to a historian assembling fragments of the past. Our data sources comprised the National Center for Education Statistics, providing a comprehensive record of Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history, and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), serving as the financial oracle for Cenovus Energy (CVE). From 2012 to 2021, this captivating saga of numbers and trends unfolded, allowing us to explore the interplay between scholarly pursuits and the capricious realm of stock prices.

Much like a carefully choreographed waltz, our statistical analysis wove together a delicate tapestry of data manipulation and hypothesis testing. Through the innovative use of time series analysis and regression modeling, we sought to disentangle the intricate relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded and CVE's stock performance. Our methods ventured beyond the beaten track, resembling a historical expedition in pursuit of buried treasure, albeit in the form of revelatory insights and robust empirical evidence.

To understand the causative elements at play, we teased apart the temporal nuances with rigorous attention to detail, employing advanced econometric techniques to capture the essence of this unexplored narrative. Our cross-temporal analysis, much like unraveling a complex historical artifact, sought to discern whether the flourishing of Master's degrees preceded favorable stock movements or vice versa, adding an element of suspense to our methodological framework.

What do statistics professors preach on Halloween? The importance of "scary"-testing your hypotheses! Anchored in the principles of statistical inference, our investigation embraced the intricacies of autoregressive integrated moving average (ARIMA) modeling, ARDL bounds testing, and Granger causality tests. With these formidable tools in hand, we journeyed through the labyrinth of numbers, guided by the unwavering pursuit of knowledge and, as always, a touch of humor.

Much like a historian navigating through the annals of time, our methodology sought to shed light on the nuanced dynamics between academic achievement and financial markets, carving a path through uncharted territories of interdisciplinary inquiry. As we meticulously crafted our analytical framework, we uncovered a treasure trove of thought-provoking findings, breathing life into the poignant narrative of the Master's degree effect on Cenovus Energy's stock performance.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Social sciences and history and Cenovus Energy's stock price (CVE). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .

For the time period 2012 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9303686, r-squared of 0.8655857, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Master's Degree Effect: Unearthing the Influence of Social Sciences and History Degrees on Cenovus Energy's Stock Performance"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history and the stock price of Cenovus Energy (CVE). Combining data from the National Center for Education Statistics with financial information from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we set out to uncover whether an unexpected bedfellow has been influencing this energy company's stock performance. Our findings reveal a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9303686 with p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2012 to 2021.

Much like refinery operations, our analysis employed meticulous precision and a keen eye for detail. We rigorously examined the number of Master's degrees awarded within the social sciences and history disciplines, and juxtaposed these figures with CVE's stock performance. Surprisingly, our results shed light on the influence of these academic achievements on financial dynamics, unearthing a startlingly strong positive correlation.

What do you call a graduate student in history who always seems to predict stock movements? A crypto-analyst! Through our empirical investigation, we've not only unveiled a significant relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history and CVE's stock price, but we've also sparked a conversation about the interdisciplinary influences shaping financial markets. Our research reinforces the importance of considering holistic factors beyond traditional economic indicators, providing a glimpse into the unexpected humor embedded within statistical analysis.

So, did the master's degrees cause the stock price to rise, or did the rising stock prices cause more master's degrees to be issued? To answer that, you'd need a degree in "stockonomics!" Our conclusions invite further exploration and discourse surrounding the curious interplay between academia and stock market dynamics, reminding us that in the world of statistical correlations, correlations - much like dad jokes - can be delightfully unpredictable.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The relationship between educational attainment and financial markets has been a subject of scholarly inquiry for decades. As researchers continue to untangle the web of factors that influence stock prices, a new contender has emerged from the hallowed halls of academia: Master's degrees in social sciences and history. While one might joke that these degrees are better suited for a museum than the stock exchange, our study sets out to illuminate the surprising connection between these academic achievements and the stock performance of Cenovus Energy (CVE).
Speaking of surprises, what do you get when you mix a historian with a stockbroker? A vested interest in the past! With a touch of levity to accompany the gravitas of our inquiry, we aim to shed light on this unconventional partnership between scholarly pursuits and financial prowess. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and financial information from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our analysis delves into the period from 2012 to 2021, uncovering a statistically significant correlation between Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history and CVE's stock price.
Our investigation takes on the enigmatic quality of an expertly crafted history lesson - full of intrigue, unforeseen connections, and of course, a few plot twists. Just as historical research necessitates a thorough examination of the past to comprehend the present, our analysis meticulously scrutinizes the number of Master's degrees within the social sciences and history disciplines. This in-depth examination reveals a remarkable positive correlation that cannot be dismissed as mere coincidence.
Why did the historian invest in oil stocks? Because he wanted to turn a new leaf! As we navigate the labyrinthine pathways of statistical analysis and financial modeling, our findings serve not only to pique curiosity but also to raise profound questions about the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate domains. The intersection of academia and finance may seem improbable at first glance, but our research underscores the intricate web of influences that shape the ebb and flow of stock prices.
In the spirit of academic inquiry, our study beckons us to reconsider the boundaries of traditional analyses and to embrace the unanticipated complexities that emerge when divergent realms collide. Whether it's unraveling historical mysteries or dissecting market trends, what lies beyond the expected can be as enlightening as it is amusing. So, as we embark on this intellectual journey, we invite our readers to ponder the unexpected dance of master's degrees and stock prices, for in the world of statistical correlations, the most fascinating tales often unfold when the unexpected takes the stage.

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[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our investigation unveiled a robust and statistically significant correlation between the number of Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history and the stock price of Cenovus Energy (CVE) over the period from 2012 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.9303686 signifies a strong positive relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. This finding was further supported by an r-squared value of 0.8655857, indicating that approximately 86.6% of the variability in CVE's stock price can be explained by the number of Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history. With a p-value below 0.01, our results provide compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis and assert the presence of a significant correlation.

Figure 1, which we'll refer to as the "Master's Matchup," depicts a scatterplot that visually encapsulates the striking correlation discovered in our analysis. The tightly clustered points and the positively sloped trendline underscore the notable association between the number of Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history and Cenovus Energy's stock performance.

What did the social sciences master's degree say to the Cenovus Energy stock price? "You and I are positively correlated!" This unexpected connection between fields highlights the intricate interplay of academic achievements and financial metrics, prompting a reevaluation of the conventional factors driving stock market dynamics.

Our findings not only reveal the potent influence of Master's degrees in social sciences and history on CVE's stock performance but also emphasize the importance of acknowledging interdisciplinary factors in financial analyses. Just as unexpected plot twists captivate readers, our results challenge conventional wisdom and beckon researchers and practitioners to consider the unanticipated influences embedded within statistical correlations.

The Master's Matchup Figure presented in this study is a visual testament to the surprising camaraderie between education and financial outcomes. While one might initially view the partnership between academic degrees and stock prices with skepticism, our findings invoke a renewed appreciation for the enchanting unpredictability that arises when divergent realms converge.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Social sciences and history and Cenovus Energy's stock price (CVE). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"The Master's Degree Effect: Unearthing the Influence of Social Sciences and History Degrees on Cenovus Energy's Stock Performance"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history and the stock price of Cenovus Energy (CVE). Combining data from the National Center for Education Statistics with financial information from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we set out to uncover whether an unexpected bedfellow has been influencing this energy company's stock performance. Our findings reveal a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9303686 with p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2012 to 2021.

Much like refinery operations, our analysis employed meticulous precision and a keen eye for detail. We rigorously examined the number of Master's degrees awarded within the social sciences and history disciplines, and juxtaposed these figures with CVE's stock performance. Surprisingly, our results shed light on the influence of these academic achievements on financial dynamics, unearthing a startlingly strong positive correlation.

What do you call a graduate student in history who always seems to predict stock movements? A crypto-analyst! Through our empirical investigation, we've not only unveiled a significant relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history and CVE's stock price, but we've also sparked a conversation about the interdisciplinary influences shaping financial markets. Our research reinforces the importance of considering holistic factors beyond traditional economic indicators, providing a glimpse into the unexpected humor embedded within statistical analysis.

So, did the master's degrees cause the stock price to rise, or did the rising stock prices cause more master's degrees to be issued? To answer that, you'd need a degree in "stockonomics!" Our conclusions invite further exploration and discourse surrounding the curious interplay between academia and stock market dynamics, reminding us that in the world of statistical correlations, correlations - much like dad jokes - can be delightfully unpredictable.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
A plethora of scholarly investigations has sought to unravel the intricate tapestry of influences that shape stock market dynamics. One might expect to encounter discussions on economic indicators, industry trends, and geopolitical factors in the literature. However, our exploration takes a rather unconventional turn as we delve into the relationship between Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history and the stock performance of Cenovus Energy. Smith and Doe (2015) succinctly expound on the traditional determinants of stock prices, while Jones (2018) provides a comprehensive analysis of the interplay between academic achievements and financial markets.
Highly regarded non-fiction works such as "The Ascent of Money" by Niall Ferguson and "Capital in the Twenty-First Century" by Thomas Piketty have exquisitely detailed the underpinnings of financial systems and wealth accumulation. In a similar vein, our investigation seeks to unveil the underlying mechanisms linking Master's degrees in social sciences and history with stock price movements. Now, let's take a turn from the serious to the fictional. Could the characters in Ken Follett's "Century Trilogy" harbor a penchant for tracking energy stocks, or perhaps Jane Austen's "Pride and Prejudice" conceals subtle allusions to stock market correlations?
At the intersection of academia and finance, we also encountered enlightening snippets from social media posts that seemed to offer a humorous lens on our inquiry. "Just finished my Master's in History and now I'm ready to conquer the stock market with my knowledge of ancient civilizations. Who needs modern economics, right?" tweeted @HistoryBuff2021, sparking a chuckle and prompting us to reevaluate conventional wisdom in our analysis.
In light of these intriguing sources, our investigation persists in unraveling the unexpected marriage of academic pursuits and stock market performance, inviting a discourse that transcends traditional paradigms. Amidst the gravity of statistical analysis, we aim to infuse our research with a dash of humor, much like a well-timed dad joke at a scholarly symposium. It is this penchant for the unpredictable that drives our inquiry, reminding us that even in the realm of statistical correlations, the unexpected always deserves a place in the spotlight.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation unveiled a robust and statistically significant correlation between the number of Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history and the stock price of Cenovus Energy (CVE) over the period from 2012 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.9303686 signifies a strong positive relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. This finding was further supported by an r-squared value of 0.8655857, indicating that approximately 86.6% of the variability in CVE's stock price can be explained by the number of Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history. With a p-value below 0.01, our results provide compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis and assert the presence of a significant correlation.
Figure 1, which we'll refer to as the "Master's Matchup," depicts a scatterplot that visually encapsulates the striking correlation discovered in our analysis. The tightly clustered points and the positively sloped trendline underscore the notable association between the number of Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history and Cenovus Energy's stock performance.
What did the social sciences master's degree say to the Cenovus Energy stock price? "You and I are positively correlated!" This unexpected connection between fields highlights the intricate interplay of academic achievements and financial metrics, prompting a reevaluation of the conventional factors driving stock market dynamics.
Our findings not only reveal the potent influence of Master's degrees in social sciences and history on CVE's stock performance but also emphasize the importance of acknowledging interdisciplinary factors in financial analyses. Just as unexpected plot twists captivate readers, our results challenge conventional wisdom and beckon researchers and practitioners to consider the unanticipated influences embedded within statistical correlations.
The Master's Matchup Figure presented in this study is a visual testament to the surprising camaraderie between education and financial outcomes. While one might initially view the partnership between academic degrees and stock prices with skepticism, our findings invoke a renewed appreciation for the enchanting unpredictability that arises when divergent realms converge.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The substantial and statistically significant correlation uncovered in our investigation reinforces the unexpected alliance between academic achievements and financial dynamics. Our findings, which sound almost as unlikely as a history major giving stock tips, resonate with previous research that has similarly delved into the unconventional influences shaping stock market performance. Smith and Doe's (2015) traditional analysis of stock price determinants, akin to a well-worn joke at a stock trader convention, may not have accounted for the unanticipated camaraderie between Master's degrees in social sciences and history and Cenovus Energy's stock performance.

In a twist that would make even the most seasoned comedian do a double-take, our results bolster Jones's (2018) notion that academic pursuits can exert a meaningful impact on financial markets, challenging the conventional wisdom that only economic and industry-specific indicators hold sway. It's as unexpected as finding out a history degree holder runs a successful investment portfolio! Our study validates the relevance of this unorthodox relationship, highlighting the need for a broader perspective when dissecting the intricacies of stock market dynamics.

It's like coming across a show-stopping punchline in the middle of an academic debate - our findings not only substantiate the influence of Master's degrees in social sciences and history on Cenovus Energy's stock performance but also reiterate the importance of embracing interdisciplinary influences in financial analyses. The unexpected union between academia and stock market dynamics, much like a perfectly timed punchline, not only captures attention but also prompts a reevaluation of the traditional factors driving financial outcomes.

Puns aside, the correlation between Master's degrees in social sciences and history and CVE's stock performance unveiled in this study raises questions worthy of further inquiry. Consideration of other academic disciplines and the exploration of potential causal mechanisms behind this unanticipated relationship open avenues for engaging research in this area. As we advance into this uncharted comedic territory, we are reminded that in the realm of statistical correlations, even the most seemingly incongruous elements, much like a dad joke in a somber discussion, deserve a moment in the spotlight.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Social sciences and history and Cenovus Energy's stock price (CVE). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"The Master's Degree Effect: Unearthing the Influence of Social Sciences and History Degrees on Cenovus Energy's Stock Performance"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history and the stock price of Cenovus Energy (CVE). Combining data from the National Center for Education Statistics with financial information from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we set out to uncover whether an unexpected bedfellow has been influencing this energy company's stock performance. Our findings reveal a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9303686 with p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2012 to 2021.

Much like refinery operations, our analysis employed meticulous precision and a keen eye for detail. We rigorously examined the number of Master's degrees awarded within the social sciences and history disciplines, and juxtaposed these figures with CVE's stock performance. Surprisingly, our results shed light on the influence of these academic achievements on financial dynamics, unearthing a startlingly strong positive correlation.

What do you call a graduate student in history who always seems to predict stock movements? A crypto-analyst! Through our empirical investigation, we've not only unveiled a significant relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history and CVE's stock price, but we've also sparked a conversation about the interdisciplinary influences shaping financial markets. Our research reinforces the importance of considering holistic factors beyond traditional economic indicators, providing a glimpse into the unexpected humor embedded within statistical analysis.

So, did the master's degrees cause the stock price to rise, or did the rising stock prices cause more master's degrees to be issued? To answer that, you'd need a degree in "stockonomics!" Our conclusions invite further exploration and discourse surrounding the curious interplay between academia and stock market dynamics, reminding us that in the world of statistical correlations, correlations - much like dad jokes - can be delightfully unpredictable.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The relationship between educational attainment and financial markets has been a subject of scholarly inquiry for decades. As researchers continue to untangle the web of factors that influence stock prices, a new contender has emerged from the hallowed halls of academia: Master's degrees in social sciences and history. While one might joke that these degrees are better suited for a museum than the stock exchange, our study sets out to illuminate the surprising connection between these academic achievements and the stock performance of Cenovus Energy (CVE).
Speaking of surprises, what do you get when you mix a historian with a stockbroker? A vested interest in the past! With a touch of levity to accompany the gravitas of our inquiry, we aim to shed light on this unconventional partnership between scholarly pursuits and financial prowess. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and financial information from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our analysis delves into the period from 2012 to 2021, uncovering a statistically significant correlation between Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history and CVE's stock price.
Our investigation takes on the enigmatic quality of an expertly crafted history lesson - full of intrigue, unforeseen connections, and of course, a few plot twists. Just as historical research necessitates a thorough examination of the past to comprehend the present, our analysis meticulously scrutinizes the number of Master's degrees within the social sciences and history disciplines. This in-depth examination reveals a remarkable positive correlation that cannot be dismissed as mere coincidence.
Why did the historian invest in oil stocks? Because he wanted to turn a new leaf! As we navigate the labyrinthine pathways of statistical analysis and financial modeling, our findings serve not only to pique curiosity but also to raise profound questions about the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate domains. The intersection of academia and finance may seem improbable at first glance, but our research underscores the intricate web of influences that shape the ebb and flow of stock prices.
In the spirit of academic inquiry, our study beckons us to reconsider the boundaries of traditional analyses and to embrace the unanticipated complexities that emerge when divergent realms collide. Whether it's unraveling historical mysteries or dissecting market trends, what lies beyond the expected can be as enlightening as it is amusing. So, as we embark on this intellectual journey, we invite our readers to ponder the unexpected dance of master's degrees and stock prices, for in the world of statistical correlations, the most fascinating tales often unfold when the unexpected takes the stage.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation unveiled a robust and statistically significant correlation between the number of Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history and the stock price of Cenovus Energy (CVE) over the period from 2012 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.9303686 signifies a strong positive relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. This finding was further supported by an r-squared value of 0.8655857, indicating that approximately 86.6% of the variability in CVE's stock price can be explained by the number of Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history. With a p-value below 0.01, our results provide compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis and assert the presence of a significant correlation.
Figure 1, which we'll refer to as the "Master's Matchup," depicts a scatterplot that visually encapsulates the striking correlation discovered in our analysis. The tightly clustered points and the positively sloped trendline underscore the notable association between the number of Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history and Cenovus Energy's stock performance.
What did the social sciences master's degree say to the Cenovus Energy stock price? "You and I are positively correlated!" This unexpected connection between fields highlights the intricate interplay of academic achievements and financial metrics, prompting a reevaluation of the conventional factors driving stock market dynamics.
Our findings not only reveal the potent influence of Master's degrees in social sciences and history on CVE's stock performance but also emphasize the importance of acknowledging interdisciplinary factors in financial analyses. Just as unexpected plot twists captivate readers, our results challenge conventional wisdom and beckon researchers and practitioners to consider the unanticipated influences embedded within statistical correlations.
The Master's Matchup Figure presented in this study is a visual testament to the surprising camaraderie between education and financial outcomes. While one might initially view the partnership between academic degrees and stock prices with skepticism, our findings invoke a renewed appreciation for the enchanting unpredictability that arises when divergent realms converge.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has unveiled a remarkable and statistically significant correlation between the number of Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history and the stock price of Cenovus Energy (CVE) over the period from 2012 to 2021. The strength of the positive relationship, as indicated by the correlation coefficient of 0.9303686 and the r-squared value of 0.8655857, underscores the unexpected influence of academic achievements on financial dynamics. It appears that the halls of academia and the stock exchange may share more in common than meets the eye.

What do you call a social sciences master's degree that makes stock prices rise? A "market mover!" As we reflect on the implications of our findings, one cannot help but appreciate the delightful convergence of seemingly divergent domains. The Master's Matchup Figure has transformed our understanding of the interconnectedness of education and financial markets, debunking the notion that these spheres exist in isolation.

Now that we've unearthed this fascinating connection, it's safe to say that there's no need for further research in this area. After all, when it comes to the enigmatic dance of master's degrees and stock prices, the writing is on the wall - or should I say, in the stock ticker! Our findings have not only broadened the scope of financial analyses but also injected a dash of whimsy into the world of statistical correlations.

In the spirit of academic inquiry, may our investigation serve as a lighthearted reminder that sometimes, the most unexpected partnerships lead to the most intriguing discoveries. So, as we bid farewell to this captivating investigation, let us continue to embrace the delightful unpredictability that permeates the realms of education and finance. After all, in the world of statistical correlations, there's always room for a good joke and a surprising revelation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Master's Degree Effect: Unearthing the Influence of Social Sciences and History Degrees on Cenovus Energy's Stock Performance. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Financial and Historical Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Master's Degree Effect: Unearthing the Influence of Social Sciences and History Degrees on Cenovus Energy's Stock Performance. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

Association for Historical and Sociological Investment Analysis


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Master's Degree Effect: Unearthing the Influence of Social Sciences and History Degrees on Cenovus Energy's Stock Performance with an abstract of In this study, we delve into the relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history and the stock price of Cenovus Energy (CVE). Combining data from the National Center for Education Statistics with financial information from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we set out to uncover whether an unexpected bedfellow has been influencing this energy company's stock performance. Our findings reveal a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9303686 with p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2012 to 2021.
Much like refinery operations, our analysis employed meticulous precision and a keen eye for detail. We rigorously examined the number of Master's degrees awarded within the social sciences and history disciplines, and juxtaposed these figures with CVE's stock performance. Surprisingly, our results shed light on the influence of these academic achievements on financial dynamics, unearthing a startlingly strong positive correlation.
What do you call a graduate student in history who always seems to predict stock movements? A crypto-analyst! Through our empirical investigation, we've not only unveiled a significant relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in social sciences and history and CVE's stock price, but we've also sparked a conversation about the interdisciplinary influences shaping financial markets. Our research reinforces the importance of considering holistic factors beyond traditional economic indicators, providing a glimpse into the unexpected humor embedded within statistical analysis.
So, did the master's degrees cause the stock price to rise, or did the rising stock prices cause more master's degrees to be issued? To answer that, you'd need a degree in "stockonomics!" Our conclusions invite further exploration and discourse surrounding the curious interplay between academia and stock market dynamics, reminding us that in the world of statistical correlations, correlations - much like dad jokes - can be delightfully unpredictable.

ChatGPT:

Master's degrees, social sciences, history, stock performance, Cenovus Energy, CVE, National Center for Education Statistics, LSEG Analytics, Refinitiv, correlation coefficient, academic achievements, financial dynamics, refinery operations, empirical investigation, interdisciplinary influences, financial markets, statistical analysis, stockonomics, stock movements, crypto-analyst

*There is a bunch of Python happening behind the scenes to turn this prompt sequence into a PDF.



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Data details

Master's degrees awarded in Social sciences and history
Detailed data title: Master's degrees conferred by postsecondary institutions in Social sciences and history
Source: National Center for Education Statistics
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Cenovus Energy's stock price (CVE)
Detailed data title: Opening price of Cenovus Energy (CVE) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function

See what else correlates with Cenovus Energy's stock price (CVE)

Correlation r = 0.9303686 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8655857 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 86.6% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Cenovus Energy's stock price (CVE)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Master's degrees awarded in Social sciences and history) over the 10 years from 2012 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 9.5E-5. 0.0000945018822347503800000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.93 in 0.0095% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 10,582 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 9 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 9 because we have two variables measured over a period of 10 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.73, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Master's degrees awarded in Social sciences and history (Degrees awarded)21891215912149720533198612000419884203031950719845
Cenovus Energy's stock price (CVE) (Stock price)33.8134.1728.4520.4212.5315.339.216.8710.186.14




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([21891,21591,21497,20533,19861,20004,19884,20303,19507,19845,])
array_2 = np.array([33.81,34.17,28.45,20.42,12.53,15.33,9.21,6.87,10.18,6.14,])
array_1_name = "Master's degrees awarded in Social sciences and history"
array_2_name = "Cenovus Energy's stock price (CVE)"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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