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As the number of Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters increased, so did the love for prose and verse. This led to a surge in wordplay enthusiasts, prompting a higher demand for punny items. People couldn't resist the temptation to browse the aisles for cheap laughs, causing a dramatic spike in searches for 'dollar store near me.' It's a novel concept, but it just goes to show that when it comes to linguistic flair, thesaurus really is the limit!Model: dalle-3
Prompt: The visual prompt for DALL-E-3 would be to generate an image of a cozy bookstore cafe with a group of freshly graduated students proudly displaying their Associate degrees in English language and literature/letters. The students should be holding their certificates while engaging in animated conversations about the deep symbolism and hidden meanings they have discovered in classic literary works. The scene should also show the students using their smartphones to search for "dollar store near me," indicating their newfound appreciation for the metaphorical delights of the dollar store. The image should capture the excitement and intellectual curiosity of the students as they navigate between the profound world of literature and the seemingly mundane dollar store items. The overall visual should have a warm and inviting atmosphere, with elements of books, coffee, and contemporary technology present in the background. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and Google searches for 'dollar store near me'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Macabre Futuristic High-tech a funny image you would see on reddit A Discovery magazine cover image
ChatGPT: A Discovery magazine cover image
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and Google searches for 'dollar store near me', in the following situation: Because as more people become skilled in English literature, they start to appreciate the deep symbolism behind the $1 deals at dollar stores. It's like everything in the store is a metaphor for the fleeting nature of material possessions and the transient human experience. So naturally, everyone wants to find the nearest dollar store to immerse themselves in this literary-inspired shopping experience.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a cozy bookstore cafe, a group of freshly graduated students proudly display their Associate degrees in English language and literature/letters. They excitedly discuss the profound symbolism and hidden meanings they have discovered in classic literary works. Meanwhile, on their smartphones, they search for "dollar store near me" with a newfound appreciation for the deeper significance behind the humble $1 items, eager to explore and decode the metaphorical delights of the dollar store.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A Discovery magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: In a cozy bookstore cafe, a group of freshly graduated students proudly display their Associate degrees in English language and literature/letters. They excitedly discuss the profound symbolism and hidden meanings they have discovered in classic literary works. Meanwhile, on their smartphones, they search for "dollar store near me" with a newfound appreciation for the deeper significance behind the humble $1 items, eager to explore and decode the metaphorical delights of the dollar store. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: The visual prompt for DALL-E-3 would be to generate an image of a cozy bookstore cafe with a group of freshly graduated students proudly displaying their Associate degrees in English language and literature/letters. The students should be holding their certificates while engaging in animated conversations about the deep symbolism and hidden meanings they have discovered in classic literary works. The scene should also show the students using their smartphones to search for "dollar store near me," indicating their newfound appreciation for the metaphorical delights of the dollar store. The image should capture the excitement and intellectual curiosity of the students as they navigate between the profound world of literature and the seemingly mundane dollar store items. The overall visual should have a warm and inviting atmosphere, with elements of books, coffee, and contemporary technology present in the background.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters caused dollar store near me (Google searches for 'dollar store near me') to increase. Include one good pun.
AI academic paper
Associates in Language, Literati, and the Dollar Store Near Me: A Rhyming Reflection The Journal of Linguistic Limericks and Literary Legerdemain Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and Google searches for 'dollar store near me'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Rhyme words in the title.
Your research team used data from National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9878968 and p < 0.01 for 2011 to 2021.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Associates in Language, Literati, and the Dollar Store Near Me: A Rhyming Reflection
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the peculiar correlation between the number of associates degrees awarded in the field of English language and literature/letters and the frequency of Google searches for 'dollar store near me'. The study utilized data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends to quantify and analyze this seemingly incongruous phenomenon. Surprisingly, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9878968 and p < 0.01 for the years 2011 to 2021, suggesting a rather strong link between scholarly pursuits in the realm of language and literature and the desire to hunt down bargains at dollar stores. This compelling connection between linguistic prowess and frugal shopping habits opens the door to a plethora of puns and witty wordplay, and challenges conventional wisdom in academia. While the root cause of this correlation remains enigmatic, we invite readers to join us in exploring this whimsical and unexpected relationship.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and Google searches for 'dollar store near me'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Associates in Language, Literati, and the Dollar Store Near Me: A Rhyming Reflection
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the peculiar correlation between the number of associates degrees awarded in the field of English language and literature/letters and the frequency of Google searches for 'dollar store near me'. The study utilized data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends to quantify and analyze this seemingly incongruous phenomenon. Surprisingly, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9878968 and p < 0.01 for the years 2011 to 2021, suggesting a rather strong link between scholarly pursuits in the realm of language and literature and the desire to hunt down bargains at dollar stores. This compelling connection between linguistic prowess and frugal shopping habits opens the door to a plethora of puns and witty wordplay, and challenges conventional wisdom in academia. While the root cause of this correlation remains enigmatic, we invite readers to join us in exploring this whimsical and unexpected relationship.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the vast and often perplexing landscape of academia, there are few things more delightfully confounding than stumbling upon an unexpected correlation between seemingly unrelated phenomena. As scholars, we spend our days delving into the depths of data, hoping to unearth hidden patterns and unveil the mysteries of the world around us. When our team embarked on a journey to explore the connection between academic pursuits in language and literature and the quest for dollar store bargains, we were prepared for intellectual stimulation, but we did not anticipate the whimsical and unexpected findings that lay ahead.
Picture this: students diligently poring over Elizabethan sonnets, unraveling the complexities of syntax and semantics, only to find themselves fervently typing "dollar store near me" into Google during their study breaks. It's a juxtaposition that elicits chuckles and raises eyebrows in equal measure. Yet, as the data would have it, there appears to be a quirky camaraderie between the awarding of associates degrees in English language and literature/letters and the contemplation of visiting the humble abode of discount trinkets and treasures.
This paper aims to meticulously dissect this curious correlation, leveraging a combination of statistical analysis and linguistic acumen to shed light on this unusual bond between the world of words and the allure of cut-rate commodities. So, fasten your seatbelts and prepare to embark on a research journey that's part Shakespearean sonnet and part bargain-hunting escapade. It's a wild ride, but one that promises to offer insights that are as entertaining as they are unexpected.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and Google searches for 'dollar store near me'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then you might move on to cartoons and children's shows that you watched for research.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Associates in Language, Literati, and the Dollar Store Near Me: A Rhyming Reflection
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the peculiar correlation between the number of associates degrees awarded in the field of English language and literature/letters and the frequency of Google searches for 'dollar store near me'. The study utilized data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends to quantify and analyze this seemingly incongruous phenomenon. Surprisingly, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9878968 and p < 0.01 for the years 2011 to 2021, suggesting a rather strong link between scholarly pursuits in the realm of language and literature and the desire to hunt down bargains at dollar stores. This compelling connection between linguistic prowess and frugal shopping habits opens the door to a plethora of puns and witty wordplay, and challenges conventional wisdom in academia. While the root cause of this correlation remains enigmatic, we invite readers to join us in exploring this whimsical and unexpected relationship.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the vast and often perplexing landscape of academia, there are few things more delightfully confounding than stumbling upon an unexpected correlation between seemingly unrelated phenomena. As scholars, we spend our days delving into the depths of data, hoping to unearth hidden patterns and unveil the mysteries of the world around us. When our team embarked on a journey to explore the connection between academic pursuits in language and literature and the quest for dollar store bargains, we were prepared for intellectual stimulation, but we did not anticipate the whimsical and unexpected findings that lay ahead.
Picture this: students diligently poring over Elizabethan sonnets, unraveling the complexities of syntax and semantics, only to find themselves fervently typing "dollar store near me" into Google during their study breaks. It's a juxtaposition that elicits chuckles and raises eyebrows in equal measure. Yet, as the data would have it, there appears to be a quirky camaraderie between the awarding of associates degrees in English language and literature/letters and the contemplation of visiting the humble abode of discount trinkets and treasures.
This paper aims to meticulously dissect this curious correlation, leveraging a combination of statistical analysis and linguistic acumen to shed light on this unusual bond between the world of words and the allure of cut-rate commodities. So, fasten your seatbelts and prepare to embark on a research journey that's part Shakespearean sonnet and part bargain-hunting escapade. It's a wild ride, but one that promises to offer insights that are as entertaining as they are unexpected.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
To understand the curious connection between associates degrees in English language and literature/letters and Google searches for 'dollar store near me', we venture into the scholarly expanse of literature and research on related topics. Smith and Doe (2015) conducted a thorough investigation into the demographic trends of associates degree recipients, uncovering fascinating insights into the academic preferences and pursuits of students. Jones et al. (2018) expanded on this work, exploring the societal impact of degree choices and their correlation with consumer behavior. Little did they anticipate the whimsical journey of scholarly curiosity would lead them to the world of dollar stores!
Relevant non-fiction books such as "The Semiotics of Shopping: Exploring Symbolism and Significance in Consumer Behavior" (Miller, 2012) offered insightful perspectives on consumer behavior and purchasing decisions, yet none could anticipate the peculiar link between literary pursuits and budget-friendly shopping. Similarly, "The Economics of Language: Exploring Linguistic Phenomena in the Marketplace" (Adams, 2017) provided a comprehensive analysis of language in commerce, but the allure of dollar store treasures seemed to escape its purview.
Venturing into the realm of fiction, the works of Jane Austen, with her astute social observations in "Sense and Sensibility" and "Pride and Prejudice," may offer subtle clues to the economic undercurrents that bridge literature and frugal spending habits. On the more contemporary side, Murakami's surreal narratives in "Kafka on the Shore" and the thematic exploration of consumerism in Palahniuk's "Fight Club" may evoke tantalizing hints at the uncharted connection we seek.
Of course, in the pursuit of academic enlightenment, our research team did not shy away from exploring pop culture phenomena that might shed light on this peculiar correlation. In the spirit of rigorous inquiry, we engaged in a "SpongeBob SquarePants" marathon to unravel the mysteries of Bikini Bottom and its potential influence on language and consumer behavior. The animated adventures of SpongeBob and his friends may hold more clues than one would expect, leading us to ponder the profound wisdom hidden beneath the sea.
In addition, the team subjected themselves to the enchanting world of "Sesame Street" to observe how the eloquence of the famous Muppets might impact language-related pursuits and the inclination towards bargain hunting. As a research team, we are committed to the thorough exploration of all potential influences, no matter how fishy or furry they may be.
This eclectic journey through literature, both scholarly and whimsical, sets the stage for a deeper exploration of the unexpected correlation between academic accolades in language and literature and the quest for saccharine and thrifty delights in dollar store aisles.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and Google searches for 'dollar store near me'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends . You used data from 2011 to 2021
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Associates in Language, Literati, and the Dollar Store Near Me: A Rhyming Reflection
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the peculiar correlation between the number of associates degrees awarded in the field of English language and literature/letters and the frequency of Google searches for 'dollar store near me'. The study utilized data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends to quantify and analyze this seemingly incongruous phenomenon. Surprisingly, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9878968 and p < 0.01 for the years 2011 to 2021, suggesting a rather strong link between scholarly pursuits in the realm of language and literature and the desire to hunt down bargains at dollar stores. This compelling connection between linguistic prowess and frugal shopping habits opens the door to a plethora of puns and witty wordplay, and challenges conventional wisdom in academia. While the root cause of this correlation remains enigmatic, we invite readers to join us in exploring this whimsical and unexpected relationship.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the vast and often perplexing landscape of academia, there are few things more delightfully confounding than stumbling upon an unexpected correlation between seemingly unrelated phenomena. As scholars, we spend our days delving into the depths of data, hoping to unearth hidden patterns and unveil the mysteries of the world around us. When our team embarked on a journey to explore the connection between academic pursuits in language and literature and the quest for dollar store bargains, we were prepared for intellectual stimulation, but we did not anticipate the whimsical and unexpected findings that lay ahead.
Picture this: students diligently poring over Elizabethan sonnets, unraveling the complexities of syntax and semantics, only to find themselves fervently typing "dollar store near me" into Google during their study breaks. It's a juxtaposition that elicits chuckles and raises eyebrows in equal measure. Yet, as the data would have it, there appears to be a quirky camaraderie between the awarding of associates degrees in English language and literature/letters and the contemplation of visiting the humble abode of discount trinkets and treasures.
This paper aims to meticulously dissect this curious correlation, leveraging a combination of statistical analysis and linguistic acumen to shed light on this unusual bond between the world of words and the allure of cut-rate commodities. So, fasten your seatbelts and prepare to embark on a research journey that's part Shakespearean sonnet and part bargain-hunting escapade. It's a wild ride, but one that promises to offer insights that are as entertaining as they are unexpected.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
In unraveling the enigmatic connection between the awarding of associates degrees in English language and literature/letters and the frequency of Google searches for 'dollar store near me', our research team concocted a methodology as colorful and intriguing as the correlation itself. We certainly didn't just throw darts at a board or consult a crystal ball, although that might have been a more entertaining approach!
First, we scoured the National Center for Education Statistics to gather data on the number of associates degrees conferred in the field of English language and literature/letters from 2011 to 2021. To add an extra dash of eccentricity to our research, we decided to count the number of degrees awarded in iambic pentameter - just kidding! We actually used a straightforward quantitative approach, extracting the relevant figures with the precision of a poet crafting a perfect limerick.
Next, we turned to the digital realm, specifically Google Trends, to capture the zeitgeist of 'dollar store near me' searches over the same time period. Careful not to get lost in the labyrinth of online shopping temptations, we meticulously extracted and analyzed the search frequency data, ensuring that we didn't succumb to the siren call of discounted household wares and party favors.
With these datasets in hand, we then employed a range of statistical methods that would make a probability theorist reach for their trusty abacus. We calculated correlation coefficients, p-values, and conducted regression analyses to uncover the hidden threads binding the pursuit of linguistic proficiency to the allure of thrifty shopping expeditions.
But we didn't stop there! Oh no, in the spirit of academic eccentricity, we also indulged in a bit of linguistic analysis to enrich our understanding of this curiously synchronous relationship. We combed through literary classics and contemporary works to seek out any hidden odes to dollar stores or thrift stores, and we comically pondered whether characters in Shakespearean plays might have been secretly yearning for bargain shops.
In summary, our methodology stood as a testament to the art of blending rigorous statistical analysis with an unapologetic sense of whimsy, producing findings that are as delightfully unexpected as stumbling upon a discount aisle in a highbrow library.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and Google searches for 'dollar store near me'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends .
For the time period 2011 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9878968, r-squared of 0.9759401, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Associates in Language, Literati, and the Dollar Store Near Me: A Rhyming Reflection
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the peculiar correlation between the number of associates degrees awarded in the field of English language and literature/letters and the frequency of Google searches for 'dollar store near me'. The study utilized data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends to quantify and analyze this seemingly incongruous phenomenon. Surprisingly, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9878968 and p < 0.01 for the years 2011 to 2021, suggesting a rather strong link between scholarly pursuits in the realm of language and literature and the desire to hunt down bargains at dollar stores. This compelling connection between linguistic prowess and frugal shopping habits opens the door to a plethora of puns and witty wordplay, and challenges conventional wisdom in academia. While the root cause of this correlation remains enigmatic, we invite readers to join us in exploring this whimsical and unexpected relationship.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
In the vast and often perplexing landscape of academia, there are few things more delightfully confounding than stumbling upon an unexpected correlation between seemingly unrelated phenomena. As scholars, we spend our days delving into the depths of data, hoping to unearth hidden patterns and unveil the mysteries of the world around us. When our team embarked on a journey to explore the connection between academic pursuits in language and literature and the quest for dollar store bargains, we were prepared for intellectual stimulation, but we did not anticipate the whimsical and unexpected findings that lay ahead.
Picture this: students diligently poring over Elizabethan sonnets, unraveling the complexities of syntax and semantics, only to find themselves fervently typing "dollar store near me" into Google during their study breaks. It's a juxtaposition that elicits chuckles and raises eyebrows in equal measure. Yet, as the data would have it, there appears to be a quirky camaraderie between the awarding of associates degrees in English language and literature/letters and the contemplation of visiting the humble abode of discount trinkets and treasures.
This paper aims to meticulously dissect this curious correlation, leveraging a combination of statistical analysis and linguistic acumen to shed light on this unusual bond between the world of words and the allure of cut-rate commodities. So, fasten your seatbelts and prepare to embark on a research journey that's part Shakespearean sonnet and part bargain-hunting escapade. It's a wild ride, but one that promises to offer insights that are as entertaining as they are unexpected.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
As we delved into the data, we were met with an astonishing revelation: a remarkably robust correlation between the number of associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and the frequency of Google searches for "dollar store near me." Our statistical analysis yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.9878968, an r-squared value of 0.9759401, and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 2011 to 2021. In layman's terms, this means that there's a high likelihood that this connection is more than just a fluke, and we're not just making this stuff up!
The figure (Fig. 1) presents a scatterplot that visually encapsulates the strength of this correlation, and let me tell you, it's a sight to behold. It's like a literary masterpiece meets a bargain-hunting adventure, all wrapped up in a graph.
This unexpected association between scholarly pursuits in the world of language and literature and the urge to find the nearest dollar store challenges our preconceived notions and invites a flurry of witty wordplay. You could say it's a real "page-turner" of a correlation, or perhaps a "plot twist" in the world of statistical analysis.
The robustness of this statistical relationship paves the way for a new realm of academic inquiry, where linguistics and discount shopping intersect in a delightful pas de deux. The enigmatic nature of this correlation leaves us pondering the underlying mechanisms at play, and we invite fellow scholars to join us in unraveling this perplexing and amusing connection. After all, who wouldn't want to embark on a research pursuit that involves both literary musings and a quest for cheap snacks and household items?
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and Google searches for 'dollar store near me'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
Associates in Language, Literati, and the Dollar Store Near Me: A Rhyming Reflection
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the peculiar correlation between the number of associates degrees awarded in the field of English language and literature/letters and the frequency of Google searches for 'dollar store near me'. The study utilized data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends to quantify and analyze this seemingly incongruous phenomenon. Surprisingly, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9878968 and p < 0.01 for the years 2011 to 2021, suggesting a rather strong link between scholarly pursuits in the realm of language and literature and the desire to hunt down bargains at dollar stores. This compelling connection between linguistic prowess and frugal shopping habits opens the door to a plethora of puns and witty wordplay, and challenges conventional wisdom in academia. While the root cause of this correlation remains enigmatic, we invite readers to join us in exploring this whimsical and unexpected relationship.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
To understand the curious connection between associates degrees in English language and literature/letters and Google searches for 'dollar store near me', we venture into the scholarly expanse of literature and research on related topics. Smith and Doe (2015) conducted a thorough investigation into the demographic trends of associates degree recipients, uncovering fascinating insights into the academic preferences and pursuits of students. Jones et al. (2018) expanded on this work, exploring the societal impact of degree choices and their correlation with consumer behavior. Little did they anticipate the whimsical journey of scholarly curiosity would lead them to the world of dollar stores!
Relevant non-fiction books such as "The Semiotics of Shopping: Exploring Symbolism and Significance in Consumer Behavior" (Miller, 2012) offered insightful perspectives on consumer behavior and purchasing decisions, yet none could anticipate the peculiar link between literary pursuits and budget-friendly shopping. Similarly, "The Economics of Language: Exploring Linguistic Phenomena in the Marketplace" (Adams, 2017) provided a comprehensive analysis of language in commerce, but the allure of dollar store treasures seemed to escape its purview.
Venturing into the realm of fiction, the works of Jane Austen, with her astute social observations in "Sense and Sensibility" and "Pride and Prejudice," may offer subtle clues to the economic undercurrents that bridge literature and frugal spending habits. On the more contemporary side, Murakami's surreal narratives in "Kafka on the Shore" and the thematic exploration of consumerism in Palahniuk's "Fight Club" may evoke tantalizing hints at the uncharted connection we seek.
Of course, in the pursuit of academic enlightenment, our research team did not shy away from exploring pop culture phenomena that might shed light on this peculiar correlation. In the spirit of rigorous inquiry, we engaged in a "SpongeBob SquarePants" marathon to unravel the mysteries of Bikini Bottom and its potential influence on language and consumer behavior. The animated adventures of SpongeBob and his friends may hold more clues than one would expect, leading us to ponder the profound wisdom hidden beneath the sea.
In addition, the team subjected themselves to the enchanting world of "Sesame Street" to observe how the eloquence of the famous Muppets might impact language-related pursuits and the inclination towards bargain hunting. As a research team, we are committed to the thorough exploration of all potential influences, no matter how fishy or furry they may be.
This eclectic journey through literature, both scholarly and whimsical, sets the stage for a deeper exploration of the unexpected correlation between academic accolades in language and literature and the quest for saccharine and thrifty delights in dollar store aisles.
[[RESULTS]]
As we delved into the data, we were met with an astonishing revelation: a remarkably robust correlation between the number of associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and the frequency of Google searches for "dollar store near me." Our statistical analysis yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.9878968, an r-squared value of 0.9759401, and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 2011 to 2021. In layman's terms, this means that there's a high likelihood that this connection is more than just a fluke, and we're not just making this stuff up!
The figure (Fig. 1) presents a scatterplot that visually encapsulates the strength of this correlation, and let me tell you, it's a sight to behold. It's like a literary masterpiece meets a bargain-hunting adventure, all wrapped up in a graph.
This unexpected association between scholarly pursuits in the world of language and literature and the urge to find the nearest dollar store challenges our preconceived notions and invites a flurry of witty wordplay. You could say it's a real "page-turner" of a correlation, or perhaps a "plot twist" in the world of statistical analysis.
The robustness of this statistical relationship paves the way for a new realm of academic inquiry, where linguistics and discount shopping intersect in a delightful pas de deux. The enigmatic nature of this correlation leaves us pondering the underlying mechanisms at play, and we invite fellow scholars to join us in unraveling this perplexing and amusing connection. After all, who wouldn't want to embark on a research pursuit that involves both literary musings and a quest for cheap snacks and household items?
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Your response should start like this:
[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[DISCUSSION]]
The findings of our study confirm and elucidate a surprisingly robust correlation between the awarding of associates degrees in the field of English language and literature/letters and the prevalence of Google searches for "dollar store near me." Building upon the whimsical thread of academic inquiry that has spawned rigorous literature reviews, data analyses, and perhaps more SpongeBob SquarePants marathons than initially anticipated, our results echo the playful spirit of scholarly curiosity that has characterized this investigation. A correlation coefficient of 0.9878968 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2011 to 2021 unequivocally reinforce the connection between linguistic scholarship and the pursuit of budget-friendly bargains.
Drawing from the scholarly expanse of literature and research unearthed during this journey, particularly the works of Smith and Doe (2015) and Miller (2012), we find resonance with the unexpected yet compelling relationship between academic pursuits and consumer behavior. Indeed, the juxtaposition of "Sense and Sensibility" and "Dollar Store Desirability" may elicit a chuckle, but our results underline the substantive nature of this correlation, challenging and subverting conventional academic paradigms.
Our findings not only bolster previous research but also beckon us into uncharted academic territories, inviting further exploration of the mechanisms and influences underlying this connection. The statistical robustness of this correlation is akin to a finely crafted sonnet, weaving together the seemingly disparate realms of language scholarship and frugal shopping tendencies. It is indeed a "plot twist" in the realm of statistical analysis, as we traverse the landscape of academia with a firm resolve to unravel the enigmatic bond between literary prowess and dollar store quest.
As we don the scholarly cap adorned with puns and wit, we extend an invitation to fellow researchers to join us in this whimsical expedition, where the poetry of language meets the prose of frugality. After all, in the immortal words of SpongeBob SquarePants, "I'm ready, I'm ready" to delve deeper into this delightful correlation, armed with data and a good sense of humor.
(refrain from including a conclusion here)
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and Google searches for 'dollar store near me'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Associates in Language, Literati, and the Dollar Store Near Me: A Rhyming Reflection
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the peculiar correlation between the number of associates degrees awarded in the field of English language and literature/letters and the frequency of Google searches for 'dollar store near me'. The study utilized data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends to quantify and analyze this seemingly incongruous phenomenon. Surprisingly, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9878968 and p < 0.01 for the years 2011 to 2021, suggesting a rather strong link between scholarly pursuits in the realm of language and literature and the desire to hunt down bargains at dollar stores. This compelling connection between linguistic prowess and frugal shopping habits opens the door to a plethora of puns and witty wordplay, and challenges conventional wisdom in academia. While the root cause of this correlation remains enigmatic, we invite readers to join us in exploring this whimsical and unexpected relationship.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
In the vast and often perplexing landscape of academia, there are few things more delightfully confounding than stumbling upon an unexpected correlation between seemingly unrelated phenomena. As scholars, we spend our days delving into the depths of data, hoping to unearth hidden patterns and unveil the mysteries of the world around us. When our team embarked on a journey to explore the connection between academic pursuits in language and literature and the quest for dollar store bargains, we were prepared for intellectual stimulation, but we did not anticipate the whimsical and unexpected findings that lay ahead.
Picture this: students diligently poring over Elizabethan sonnets, unraveling the complexities of syntax and semantics, only to find themselves fervently typing "dollar store near me" into Google during their study breaks. It's a juxtaposition that elicits chuckles and raises eyebrows in equal measure. Yet, as the data would have it, there appears to be a quirky camaraderie between the awarding of associates degrees in English language and literature/letters and the contemplation of visiting the humble abode of discount trinkets and treasures.
This paper aims to meticulously dissect this curious correlation, leveraging a combination of statistical analysis and linguistic acumen to shed light on this unusual bond between the world of words and the allure of cut-rate commodities. So, fasten your seatbelts and prepare to embark on a research journey that's part Shakespearean sonnet and part bargain-hunting escapade. It's a wild ride, but one that promises to offer insights that are as entertaining as they are unexpected.
[[RESULTS]]
As we delved into the data, we were met with an astonishing revelation: a remarkably robust correlation between the number of associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and the frequency of Google searches for "dollar store near me." Our statistical analysis yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.9878968, an r-squared value of 0.9759401, and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 2011 to 2021. In layman's terms, this means that there's a high likelihood that this connection is more than just a fluke, and we're not just making this stuff up!
The figure (Fig. 1) presents a scatterplot that visually encapsulates the strength of this correlation, and let me tell you, it's a sight to behold. It's like a literary masterpiece meets a bargain-hunting adventure, all wrapped up in a graph.
This unexpected association between scholarly pursuits in the world of language and literature and the urge to find the nearest dollar store challenges our preconceived notions and invites a flurry of witty wordplay. You could say it's a real "page-turner" of a correlation, or perhaps a "plot twist" in the world of statistical analysis.
The robustness of this statistical relationship paves the way for a new realm of academic inquiry, where linguistics and discount shopping intersect in a delightful pas de deux. The enigmatic nature of this correlation leaves us pondering the underlying mechanisms at play, and we invite fellow scholars to join us in unraveling this perplexing and amusing connection. After all, who wouldn't want to embark on a research pursuit that involves both literary musings and a quest for cheap snacks and household items?
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Your response should start like this:
[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our research has uncovered a correlation of Shakespearean proportions between the awarding of associates degrees in English language and literature/letters and the frequency of Google searches for "dollar store near me." This unexpected relationship has left us pondering whether our student poets are seeking inspiration from the aisles of discount retailers, or perhaps they simply have a penchant for penning bargain-basement ballads.
One cannot help but be struck by the delightful irony of this correlation, where the pursuit of linguistic prowess appears to be accompanied by a penchant for penny-pinching. It's as if the quill and the coupon have forged an unlikely alliance, producing a literary epic that unfolds in the aisles of dollar stores across the nation.
This correlation beckons forth a wealth of puns and wordplay, inviting us to contemplate whether these students are truly masters of the lexicon or merely in pursuit of the next "cheep" thrill at the nearest dollar store. It's a conundrum that's as perplexing as it is amusing, and one that adds a touch of whimsy to the often staid world of academia.
While the root cause of this correlation remains a mystery, we posit that no further research is needed in this area. For now, let's revel in the delightful absurdity of this unexpected connection and allow it to serve as a reminder that even in the realm of scholarly pursuits, there's always room for a bit of levity and laughter. And who knows, perhaps the next great literary masterpiece will be written amidst the aisles of discount treasures, propelled by the muses of value and vernacular.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Associates in Language, Literati, and the Dollar Store Near Me: A Rhyming Reflection. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Linguistic Limericks and Literary Legerdemain
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Associates in Language, Literati, and the Dollar Store Near Me: A Rhyming Reflection. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Society for Linguistic Limericks and Literary Larceny
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Associates in Language, Literati, and the Dollar Store Near Me: A Rhyming Reflection with an abstract of This research paper delves into the peculiar correlation between the number of associates degrees awarded in the field of English language and literature/letters and the frequency of Google searches for 'dollar store near me'. The study utilized data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends to quantify and analyze this seemingly incongruous phenomenon. Surprisingly, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9878968 and p < 0.01 for the years 2011 to 2021, suggesting a rather strong link between scholarly pursuits in the realm of language and literature and the desire to hunt down bargains at dollar stores. This compelling connection between linguistic prowess and frugal shopping habits opens the door to a plethora of puns and witty wordplay, and challenges conventional wisdom in academia. While the root cause of this correlation remains enigmatic, we invite readers to join us in exploring this whimsical and unexpected relationship.
ChatGPT:
associate degrees, English language and literature, literacy, dollar store searches, Google Trends, National Center for Education Statistics, correlation, linguistic prowess, frugal shopping habits, scholarly pursuits, academia, relationship analysis, language and literature, dollar store correlation, enigmatic correlation
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Data details
Associates degrees awarded in literatureDetailed data title: Associate's degrees conferred by postsecondary institutions with a field of study of English language and literature/letters
Source: National Center for Education Statistics
See what else correlates with Associates degrees awarded in literature
Google searches for 'dollar store near me'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'dollar store near me' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)
See what else correlates with Google searches for 'dollar store near me'
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.9759401 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 97.6% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'dollar store near me') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Associates degrees awarded in literature) over the 11 years from 2011 through 2021.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.4E-8. 0.0000000135807800457494330000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.99 in 1.4E-6% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 73,633,473 random variables You don't actually need 73 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 10 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 10 because we have two variables measured over a period of 11 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.95, 1 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | |
Associates degrees awarded in literature (Degrees awarded) | 2019 | 2137 | 2089 | 2082 | 2324 | 2551 | 2870 | 3133 | 3340 | 3434 | 3601 |
Google searches for 'dollar store near me' (Rel. search volume) | 0 | 1 | 3.25 | 5.75 | 16.0833 | 30.75 | 45.8333 | 56.8333 | 69.1667 | 72.5 | 66.9167 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves.
Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([2019,2137,2089,2082,2324,2551,2870,3133,3340,3434,3601,])
array_2 = np.array([0,1,3.25,5.75,16.0833,30.75,45.8333,56.8333,69.1667,72.5,66.9167,])
array_1_name = "Associates degrees awarded in literature"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'dollar store near me'"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Your correlation inspection deserves a standing ovation!
Correlation ID: 2835 · Black Variable ID: 1226 · Red Variable ID: 1375