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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Butter consumption and the second variable is AvalonBay Communities' stock price (AVB).  The chart goes from 2002 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As butter consumption increased, people became more inclined to host brunches and backyard barbecues. This led to a higher demand for rental properties with spacious kitchens at AvalonBay Communities. As a result, the stock price for AVB experienced a surprising uptick, proving that even in the world of finance, the sizzle of buttery goodness can't be underestimated.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Prompt: Generate a photo-realistic image of a breakfast table with a plate of golden toast topped with creamy butter in the foreground. In the background, display a stock market ticker tape showing AvalonBay Communities' (AVB) stock price steadily rising. Emphasize the idea of increased butter consumption leading to more toast being made and enjoyed, signifying higher mortgage payments and contributing to the rise in AVB stock price. Ensure the composition is simple and does not include any words or speech bubbles. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Butter consumption and AvalonBay Communities' stock price (AVB). Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Data cyber art Minimalism Concept art A photo-realistic image Celtic art
ChatGPT: A photo-realistic image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Butter consumption and AvalonBay Communities' stock price (AVB), in the following situation: Because as Butter sales rose, so did AVB stock, as more butter meant more toast consumption, leading to increased mortgage payments and higher dividends for AvalonBay Communities.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: Picture a bustling breakfast table, with a plate of golden toast piled high with creamy butter in the foreground. In the background, a stock market ticker tape is displayed, showing AvalonBay Communities' (AVB) stock price steadily rising. The sight of the butter-slathered toast evokes the idea of increased butter consumption, which leads to more toast being made and enjoyed. This, in turn, signifies higher mortgage payments, contributing to the rise in AVB stock price and generating higher dividends for AvalonBay Communities.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A photo-realistic image ] and depicting this scene: Picture a bustling breakfast table, with a plate of golden toast piled high with creamy butter in the foreground. In the background, a stock market ticker tape is displayed, showing AvalonBay Communities' (AVB) stock price steadily rising. The sight of the butter-slathered toast evokes the idea of increased butter consumption, which leads to more toast being made and enjoyed. This, in turn, signifies higher mortgage payments, contributing to the rise in AVB stock price and generating higher dividends for AvalonBay Communities. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Prompt: Generate a photo-realistic image of a breakfast table with a plate of golden toast topped with creamy butter in the foreground. In the background, display a stock market ticker tape showing AvalonBay Communities' (AVB) stock price steadily rising. Emphasize the idea of increased butter consumption leading to more toast being made and enjoyed, signifying higher mortgage payments and contributing to the rise in AVB stock price. Ensure the composition is simple and does not include any words or speech bubbles.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Butter consumption caused AvalonBay Communities' stock price (AVB) to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Spreading the Butter Effect: A Margarine of Error or a Real Gouda Indicator of Stock Performance?

International Journal of Dairy Economics

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Butter consumption and AvalonBay Communities' stock price (AVB). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title seem clever.

Your research team used data from USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8848059 and p < 0.01 for 2002 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Spreading the Butter Effect: A Margarine of Error or a Real Gouda Indicator of Stock Performance?

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper examines the often-overlooked and butterly delightful relationship between butter consumption and the stock price of AvalonBay Communities (AVB). Using data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) spanning the years 2002 to 2021, we sought to churn out insights into this unlikely pairing. The findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8848059 (p < 0.01), indicating a strong positive association between butter consumption and the stock price of AvalonBay Communities. Although the link may seem as strange as peanut butter on a hamburger, our study suggests that investors and dairy enthusiasts alike should not disregard the potential impact of butter consumption on the stock market. This research adds a dollop of curiosity to the field of finance and may inspire others to explore the uncharted territories of food and finance. Butter believe it or not, there may be more to this spreadable connection than meets the butter.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Butter consumption and AvalonBay Communities' stock price (AVB). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Spreading the Butter Effect: A Margarine of Error or a Real Gouda Indicator of Stock Performance?

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper examines the often-overlooked and butterly delightful relationship between butter consumption and the stock price of AvalonBay Communities (AVB). Using data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) spanning the years 2002 to 2021, we sought to churn out insights into this unlikely pairing. The findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8848059 (p < 0.01), indicating a strong positive association between butter consumption and the stock price of AvalonBay Communities. Although the link may seem as strange as peanut butter on a hamburger, our study suggests that investors and dairy enthusiasts alike should not disregard the potential impact of butter consumption on the stock market. This research adds a dollop of curiosity to the field of finance and may inspire others to explore the uncharted territories of food and finance. Butter believe it or not, there may be more to this spreadable connection than meets the butter.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round as we delve into the captivating world of finance, where the tangy aroma of butter mingles with the savory allure of stock prices. Like a questionable sandwich combination, the link between butter consumption and stock performance may initially elicit raised eyebrows, but fear not, for our findings are nothing short of enlightening. We emerge from this investigation with a newfound appreciation for the unforeseen connections that permeate the financial realm, rendering the everyday act of buttering one's toast a thought-provoking affair.

The propensity to overlook the correlation between seemingly unrelated factors often leads us down a path fraught with uncertainty, akin to navigating a labyrinth made of spreadsheets. Nonetheless, we have embraced this enigma with fervor, embarking on a quest to unearth the hidden implications of butter consumption on the stock price of AvalonBay Communities (AVB). Our foray into this uncharted territory has yielded findings that not only enhance our understanding of market behaviors but also serve as a testament to the inexhaustible whimsy of statistical analysis.

In the face of skepticism, we bore witness to a correlation coefficient of 0.8848059 (p < 0.01), a conspicuous indicator of the symbiotic relationship between butter and stock prices. While some may dismiss this peculiar connection as mere margarine of error, our discerning gaze perceives it as a gouda indicator of stock performance. This unexpected bond, akin to a serendipitous encounter at a dairy farm, has tantalized our research sensibilities and propelled us into an exploratory dance through the intricate web of market dynamics.

Our investigation spans the years 2002 to 2021, during which we meticulously gathered and scrutinized data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). As we navigated this labyrinthine dataset, we couldn't help but be charmed by the whimsical dance of numbers and trends, reminiscent of a scientific ballet choreographed by the unseen forces of market influence.

As we venture further into the crux of our research, we invite you to dust off your spectacles and join us in our pursuit of unraveling the buttery mystique that intertwines with the fabric of stock prices. Our findings promise to inject a sprinkling of whimsy into the otherwise staid landscape of financial inquiry and may inspire a fresh wave of curiosity and exploration. It is with great exhilaration that we present our study, where the puns are as plentiful as the data points, and the scientific process itself unravels as a grand, absurdist performance.

So, without further ado, let us embark on this odyssey of butter, numbers, and unforeseen connections, for butter believe it or not, there's more to this spreadable tale than meets the butter.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Butter consumption and AvalonBay Communities' stock price (AVB). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Perhaps you also got inspiration from some board games that are vaugely related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Spreading the Butter Effect: A Margarine of Error or a Real Gouda Indicator of Stock Performance?

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper examines the often-overlooked and butterly delightful relationship between butter consumption and the stock price of AvalonBay Communities (AVB). Using data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) spanning the years 2002 to 2021, we sought to churn out insights into this unlikely pairing. The findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8848059 (p < 0.01), indicating a strong positive association between butter consumption and the stock price of AvalonBay Communities. Although the link may seem as strange as peanut butter on a hamburger, our study suggests that investors and dairy enthusiasts alike should not disregard the potential impact of butter consumption on the stock market. This research adds a dollop of curiosity to the field of finance and may inspire others to explore the uncharted territories of food and finance. Butter believe it or not, there may be more to this spreadable connection than meets the butter.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round as we delve into the captivating world of finance, where the tangy aroma of butter mingles with the savory allure of stock prices. Like a questionable sandwich combination, the link between butter consumption and stock performance may initially elicit raised eyebrows, but fear not, for our findings are nothing short of enlightening. We emerge from this investigation with a newfound appreciation for the unforeseen connections that permeate the financial realm, rendering the everyday act of buttering one's toast a thought-provoking affair.
The propensity to overlook the correlation between seemingly unrelated factors often leads us down a path fraught with uncertainty, akin to navigating a labyrinth made of spreadsheets. Nonetheless, we have embraced this enigma with fervor, embarking on a quest to unearth the hidden implications of butter consumption on the stock price of AvalonBay Communities (AVB). Our foray into this uncharted territory has yielded findings that not only enhance our understanding of market behaviors but also serve as a testament to the inexhaustible whimsy of statistical analysis.
In the face of skepticism, we bore witness to a correlation coefficient of 0.8848059 (p < 0.01), a conspicuous indicator of the symbiotic relationship between butter and stock prices. While some may dismiss this peculiar connection as mere margarine of error, our discerning gaze perceives it as a gouda indicator of stock performance. This unexpected bond, akin to a serendipitous encounter at a dairy farm, has tantalized our research sensibilities and propelled us into an exploratory dance through the intricate web of market dynamics.
Our investigation spans the years 2002 to 2021, during which we meticulously gathered and scrutinized data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). As we navigated this labyrinthine dataset, we couldn't help but be charmed by the whimsical dance of numbers and trends, reminiscent of a scientific ballet choreographed by the unseen forces of market influence.
As we venture further into the crux of our research, we invite you to dust off your spectacles and join us in our pursuit of unraveling the buttery mystique that intertwines with the fabric of stock prices. Our findings promise to inject a sprinkling of whimsy into the otherwise staid landscape of financial inquiry and may inspire a fresh wave of curiosity and exploration. It is with great exhilaration that we present our study, where the puns are as plentiful as the data points, and the scientific process itself unravels as a grand, absurdist performance.
So, without further ado, let us embark on this odyssey of butter, numbers, and unforeseen connections, for butter believe it or not, there's more to this spreadable tale than meets the butter.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "The Butter Chronicle," Smith et al. explore the historical evolution of butter consumption and its societal impact. This seminal work provides a comprehensive overview of the cultural significance of butter, reminding readers that this creamy delight has long been intertwined with human customs and traditions. Meanwhile, Doe delves into the intricacies of stock market behavior in "Economics of Stock Performance," offering a detailed analysis of the factors that influence stock prices. Jones' study, "The Unseen Connections: A Statistical Exploration," unpacks the unanticipated correlations that emerge in statistical analyses, urging scholars to consider the hidden relationships that may shape various phenomena.

However, as we spread our investigative efforts further, we stumble upon curious tangents that veer off the beaten path of traditional finance literature. In "The Secret Life of Stocks and Butter," a tongue-in-cheek exploration of culinary metatarsus theories, the authors present a whimsical evaluation of unlikely connections between food consumption and stock performance. Furthermore, the quirkily titled "Churn It Up: The Role of Dairy in Stock Portfolios" ventures into the world of dairy-based investment strategies, playfully stirring the pot of financial conventional wisdom. Intriguingly, "The Cheeseboard Conundrum: A Game of Numbers" introduces a fun board game that simulates the tumultuous interactions between food trends and stock market fluctuations, merging entertainment with financial foresight.

On a slightly more fanciful note, we encounter the fictional works "The Buttered Billionaire's Dilemma" and "Stocks & Butterfield: A Love Story," which, though not grounded in empirical evidence, offer imaginative forays into the realm of buttery finance. Meanwhile, the riveting "A Feast for Bulls and Bears" and "The Day Trader's Cookbook" weave culinary motifs into captivating tales of financial intrigue, beckoning readers to consider the delectable interplay between gastronomic indulgence and market forces.

As we embark on this quirky journey through the annals of literature, we are reminded of the eclectic tapestry of influences that shape our understanding of the butter and stock price convergence. While the vast majority of these sources may not directly address our specific research inquiry, their whimsical nature serves as a delightful reminder that academic discourse need not always adhere to the conventional confines of seriousness. In the spirit of embracing the unexpected, we invite readers to relish the quirky and offbeat influences that have colored our scholarly pursuits, for there is undoubtedly more to this peculiar fusion of butter and stock prices than meets the eye.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Butter consumption and AvalonBay Communities' stock price (AVB). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2002 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Spreading the Butter Effect: A Margarine of Error or a Real Gouda Indicator of Stock Performance?

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper examines the often-overlooked and butterly delightful relationship between butter consumption and the stock price of AvalonBay Communities (AVB). Using data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) spanning the years 2002 to 2021, we sought to churn out insights into this unlikely pairing. The findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8848059 (p < 0.01), indicating a strong positive association between butter consumption and the stock price of AvalonBay Communities. Although the link may seem as strange as peanut butter on a hamburger, our study suggests that investors and dairy enthusiasts alike should not disregard the potential impact of butter consumption on the stock market. This research adds a dollop of curiosity to the field of finance and may inspire others to explore the uncharted territories of food and finance. Butter believe it or not, there may be more to this spreadable connection than meets the butter.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round as we delve into the captivating world of finance, where the tangy aroma of butter mingles with the savory allure of stock prices. Like a questionable sandwich combination, the link between butter consumption and stock performance may initially elicit raised eyebrows, but fear not, for our findings are nothing short of enlightening. We emerge from this investigation with a newfound appreciation for the unforeseen connections that permeate the financial realm, rendering the everyday act of buttering one's toast a thought-provoking affair.
The propensity to overlook the correlation between seemingly unrelated factors often leads us down a path fraught with uncertainty, akin to navigating a labyrinth made of spreadsheets. Nonetheless, we have embraced this enigma with fervor, embarking on a quest to unearth the hidden implications of butter consumption on the stock price of AvalonBay Communities (AVB). Our foray into this uncharted territory has yielded findings that not only enhance our understanding of market behaviors but also serve as a testament to the inexhaustible whimsy of statistical analysis.
In the face of skepticism, we bore witness to a correlation coefficient of 0.8848059 (p < 0.01), a conspicuous indicator of the symbiotic relationship between butter and stock prices. While some may dismiss this peculiar connection as mere margarine of error, our discerning gaze perceives it as a gouda indicator of stock performance. This unexpected bond, akin to a serendipitous encounter at a dairy farm, has tantalized our research sensibilities and propelled us into an exploratory dance through the intricate web of market dynamics.
Our investigation spans the years 2002 to 2021, during which we meticulously gathered and scrutinized data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). As we navigated this labyrinthine dataset, we couldn't help but be charmed by the whimsical dance of numbers and trends, reminiscent of a scientific ballet choreographed by the unseen forces of market influence.
As we venture further into the crux of our research, we invite you to dust off your spectacles and join us in our pursuit of unraveling the buttery mystique that intertwines with the fabric of stock prices. Our findings promise to inject a sprinkling of whimsy into the otherwise staid landscape of financial inquiry and may inspire a fresh wave of curiosity and exploration. It is with great exhilaration that we present our study, where the puns are as plentiful as the data points, and the scientific process itself unravels as a grand, absurdist performance.
So, without further ado, let us embark on this odyssey of butter, numbers, and unforeseen connections, for butter believe it or not, there's more to this spreadable tale than meets the butter.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

In this study, we employed a multidimensional approach, akin to concocting a complex recipe that entwines the rich flavors of finance and the creamy textures of dairy. Our methodology embraced a fusion of quantitative analysis, statistical modeling, and a dash of whimsy, creating a concoction reminiscent of a scientific souffle, at once precise and tantalizing.

Data Collection:
Our research team scoured the digital pastures of the internet, foraging for data nuggets from reputable sources such as the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). The primary focus was on gathering comprehensive information on butter consumption patterns and the stock price performance of AvalonBay Communities (AVB) from the years 2002 to 2021. It was a pursuit reminiscent of hunting for truffles in the forest of online databases, extracting the choicest datasets to grace our analysis platter.

Buttering Up the Variables:
The primary independent variable in our study was butter consumption, a delightful metric that evokes both culinary delight and economic curiosity. To measure this variable, we harnessed the power of USDA data on per capita butter consumption, transforming these raw figures into a delectable statistical treat. On the other hand, our dependent variable, the stock price of AvalonBay Communities (AVB), was carefully sourced from the LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) database, serving as the financial yeast that would eventually leaven our statistical bread.

Statistical Analysis:
With our ingredients of data in hand, we embarked on a feast of statistical modeling, blending the flavors of correlation analysis and regression techniques to distill the essence of the butter-stock price relationship. The statistical contraption we employed was akin to a culinary centrifuge, creating a whirlwind of numerical amalgamation that would eventually unveil the savory insights we sought.

Correlation Coefficients and Covariance Conundrums:
Our analysis revolved around calculating the correlation coefficient between butter consumption and the stock price of AvalonBay Communities (AVB). This coefficient, akin to the seasoning in a recipe, provided us with a quantitative measure of the strength and direction of the relationship between these two variables. Additionally, we explored the covariances between the variables, unraveling the intricate dance of their movements akin to a graceful waltz in the ballroom of statistical significance.

Data Quality Assurance:
As with any culinary endeavor, ensuring the quality of ingredients is paramount; thus, we meticulously checked for data integrity, consistency, and completeness. We also engaged in robust sensitivity analyses to ensure the stability of our findings, akin to subjecting a newly concocted dish to taste tests to validate its palatability.

Ultimately, our methodology blended the science of statistics with the art of financial inquiry, creating a research tapestry as colorful and flavorful as a springtime picnic. Our approach aimed to infuse the traditionally serious pursuit of finance with a sprinkle of whimsy, inspired by the belief that statistical inquiry need not be devoid of humor, creativity, and unexpected revelations.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Butter consumption and AvalonBay Communities' stock price (AVB). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .

For the time period 2002 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.8848059, r-squared of 0.7828815, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Spreading the Butter Effect: A Margarine of Error or a Real Gouda Indicator of Stock Performance?

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper examines the often-overlooked and butterly delightful relationship between butter consumption and the stock price of AvalonBay Communities (AVB). Using data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) spanning the years 2002 to 2021, we sought to churn out insights into this unlikely pairing. The findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8848059 (p < 0.01), indicating a strong positive association between butter consumption and the stock price of AvalonBay Communities. Although the link may seem as strange as peanut butter on a hamburger, our study suggests that investors and dairy enthusiasts alike should not disregard the potential impact of butter consumption on the stock market. This research adds a dollop of curiosity to the field of finance and may inspire others to explore the uncharted territories of food and finance. Butter believe it or not, there may be more to this spreadable connection than meets the butter.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round as we delve into the captivating world of finance, where the tangy aroma of butter mingles with the savory allure of stock prices. Like a questionable sandwich combination, the link between butter consumption and stock performance may initially elicit raised eyebrows, but fear not, for our findings are nothing short of enlightening. We emerge from this investigation with a newfound appreciation for the unforeseen connections that permeate the financial realm, rendering the everyday act of buttering one's toast a thought-provoking affair.
The propensity to overlook the correlation between seemingly unrelated factors often leads us down a path fraught with uncertainty, akin to navigating a labyrinth made of spreadsheets. Nonetheless, we have embraced this enigma with fervor, embarking on a quest to unearth the hidden implications of butter consumption on the stock price of AvalonBay Communities (AVB). Our foray into this uncharted territory has yielded findings that not only enhance our understanding of market behaviors but also serve as a testament to the inexhaustible whimsy of statistical analysis.
In the face of skepticism, we bore witness to a correlation coefficient of 0.8848059 (p < 0.01), a conspicuous indicator of the symbiotic relationship between butter and stock prices. While some may dismiss this peculiar connection as mere margarine of error, our discerning gaze perceives it as a gouda indicator of stock performance. This unexpected bond, akin to a serendipitous encounter at a dairy farm, has tantalized our research sensibilities and propelled us into an exploratory dance through the intricate web of market dynamics.
Our investigation spans the years 2002 to 2021, during which we meticulously gathered and scrutinized data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). As we navigated this labyrinthine dataset, we couldn't help but be charmed by the whimsical dance of numbers and trends, reminiscent of a scientific ballet choreographed by the unseen forces of market influence.
As we venture further into the crux of our research, we invite you to dust off your spectacles and join us in our pursuit of unraveling the buttery mystique that intertwines with the fabric of stock prices. Our findings promise to inject a sprinkling of whimsy into the otherwise staid landscape of financial inquiry and may inspire a fresh wave of curiosity and exploration. It is with great exhilaration that we present our study, where the puns are as plentiful as the data points, and the scientific process itself unravels as a grand, absurdist performance.
So, without further ado, let us embark on this odyssey of butter, numbers, and unforeseen connections, for butter believe it or not, there's more to this spreadable tale than meets the butter.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the data revealed a positively butter-drenched correlation between butter consumption and the stock price of AvalonBay Communities (AVB) from 2002 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.8848059, with an r-squared of 0.7828815 and p < 0.01, suggests a strong and statistically significant relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. It appears that the spread of butter consumption indeed has implications beyond just toast and scones.

Fig. 1 depicts the scatterplot of butter consumption and AVB stock price, showcasing a remarkably tight cluster of data points that dance in a choreographed symphony of financial and dairy delight. The buttery scatterplot echoes the elegance of a culinary masterpiece, hinting at the delectable relationship between butter and stock prices, like a perfectly executed soufflé.

The sizzling correlation coefficient of 0.8848059 highlights the palpable connection between these two variables, leaving us with a sense of wonder akin to discovering a hidden ingredient that ties together two distinct recipes. Were these findings a mere fluke, or is there a deeper layer to this savory association? Only time and future research will butter tell.

Our study further strengthens the argument for investigating unconventional relationships in financial markets, proving that sometimes, significant insights can arise from the most improbable pairings. It's as though the financial markets have been whispering secrets to us through the creamy whispers of butter consumption data all along. We've cracked open a veritable treasure trove of financial and culinary intrigue.

In conclusion, our results not only affirm the connection between butter consumption and the stock price of AVB but also serve as a reminder of the boundless wonders that await within the realm of data analysis. This research shines a spotlight on the delightful idiosyncrasies that permeate the world of finance, and it invites others to join us in the pursuit of uncovering the often-overlooked connections that lie beneath the surface. Butter believe it or not, the implications of this study are as rich and multifaceted as a multi-layered cake.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Butter consumption and AvalonBay Communities' stock price (AVB). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Spreading the Butter Effect: A Margarine of Error or a Real Gouda Indicator of Stock Performance?

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper examines the often-overlooked and butterly delightful relationship between butter consumption and the stock price of AvalonBay Communities (AVB). Using data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) spanning the years 2002 to 2021, we sought to churn out insights into this unlikely pairing. The findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8848059 (p < 0.01), indicating a strong positive association between butter consumption and the stock price of AvalonBay Communities. Although the link may seem as strange as peanut butter on a hamburger, our study suggests that investors and dairy enthusiasts alike should not disregard the potential impact of butter consumption on the stock market. This research adds a dollop of curiosity to the field of finance and may inspire others to explore the uncharted territories of food and finance. Butter believe it or not, there may be more to this spreadable connection than meets the butter.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "The Butter Chronicle," Smith et al. explore the historical evolution of butter consumption and its societal impact. This seminal work provides a comprehensive overview of the cultural significance of butter, reminding readers that this creamy delight has long been intertwined with human customs and traditions. Meanwhile, Doe delves into the intricacies of stock market behavior in "Economics of Stock Performance," offering a detailed analysis of the factors that influence stock prices. Jones' study, "The Unseen Connections: A Statistical Exploration," unpacks the unanticipated correlations that emerge in statistical analyses, urging scholars to consider the hidden relationships that may shape various phenomena.
However, as we spread our investigative efforts further, we stumble upon curious tangents that veer off the beaten path of traditional finance literature. In "The Secret Life of Stocks and Butter," a tongue-in-cheek exploration of culinary metatarsus theories, the authors present a whimsical evaluation of unlikely connections between food consumption and stock performance. Furthermore, the quirkily titled "Churn It Up: The Role of Dairy in Stock Portfolios" ventures into the world of dairy-based investment strategies, playfully stirring the pot of financial conventional wisdom. Intriguingly, "The Cheeseboard Conundrum: A Game of Numbers" introduces a fun board game that simulates the tumultuous interactions between food trends and stock market fluctuations, merging entertainment with financial foresight.
On a slightly more fanciful note, we encounter the fictional works "The Buttered Billionaire's Dilemma" and "Stocks & Butterfield: A Love Story," which, though not grounded in empirical evidence, offer imaginative forays into the realm of buttery finance. Meanwhile, the riveting "A Feast for Bulls and Bears" and "The Day Trader's Cookbook" weave culinary motifs into captivating tales of financial intrigue, beckoning readers to consider the delectable interplay between gastronomic indulgence and market forces.
As we embark on this quirky journey through the annals of literature, we are reminded of the eclectic tapestry of influences that shape our understanding of the butter and stock price convergence. While the vast majority of these sources may not directly address our specific research inquiry, their whimsical nature serves as a delightful reminder that academic discourse need not always adhere to the conventional confines of seriousness. In the spirit of embracing the unexpected, we invite readers to relish the quirky and offbeat influences that have colored our scholarly pursuits, for there is undoubtedly more to this peculiar fusion of butter and stock prices than meets the eye.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data revealed a positively butter-drenched correlation between butter consumption and the stock price of AvalonBay Communities (AVB) from 2002 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.8848059, with an r-squared of 0.7828815 and p < 0.01, suggests a strong and statistically significant relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. It appears that the spread of butter consumption indeed has implications beyond just toast and scones.
Fig. 1 depicts the scatterplot of butter consumption and AVB stock price, showcasing a remarkably tight cluster of data points that dance in a choreographed symphony of financial and dairy delight. The buttery scatterplot echoes the elegance of a culinary masterpiece, hinting at the delectable relationship between butter and stock prices, like a perfectly executed soufflé.
The sizzling correlation coefficient of 0.8848059 highlights the palpable connection between these two variables, leaving us with a sense of wonder akin to discovering a hidden ingredient that ties together two distinct recipes. Were these findings a mere fluke, or is there a deeper layer to this savory association? Only time and future research will butter tell.
Our study further strengthens the argument for investigating unconventional relationships in financial markets, proving that sometimes, significant insights can arise from the most improbable pairings. It's as though the financial markets have been whispering secrets to us through the creamy whispers of butter consumption data all along. We've cracked open a veritable treasure trove of financial and culinary intrigue.
In conclusion, our results not only affirm the connection between butter consumption and the stock price of AVB but also serve as a reminder of the boundless wonders that await within the realm of data analysis. This research shines a spotlight on the delightful idiosyncrasies that permeate the world of finance, and it invites others to join us in the pursuit of uncovering the often-overlooked connections that lie beneath the surface. Butter believe it or not, the implications of this study are as rich and multifaceted as a multi-layered cake.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

This study sought to butter us up with a compelling investigation into the linkage between butter consumption and the stock price of AvalonBay Communities (AVB). Our findings revealed a positively creamy correlation, aligning with previous research that has churned out insights into the whimsical world of unconventional relationships.

Much like Smith et al.'s "The Butter Chronicle," which highlighted the historical and cultural impact of butter, our study emphasizes the enduring significance of this dairy delight. Just as Doe's "Economics of Stock Performance" provided a thorough analysis of the factors influencing stock prices, our research adds another layer to the stock market's flavorful tapestry, suggesting that butter consumption may be an unanticipated ingredient in the recipe for financial success.

The offhand exploration of culinary metatarsus theories in "The Secret Life of Stocks and Butter" may have seemed whimsical, but our results lend credence to the notion that there might be more to this buttery business than meets the butter. Furthermore, the amusingly named "Churn It Up: The Role of Dairy in Stock Portfolios" playfully stirred the pot of conventional wisdom, and lo and behold, our study supports the notion that dairy might indeed have a souperior role to play in shaping stock performance!

Our butter-laden scatterplot, reminiscent of a finely executed soufflé, leaves us with a sense of culinary and financial wonder. It's as though the financial markets have been secretly whispering to us through the creamy whispers of butter consumption data all along.

In summary, this research highlights the potential for unearthing unexpected connections in the financial realm, reminding us to embrace the delightfully idiosyncratic facets that pepper the world of finance. It may seem like a tall tale, but this study opens the door to a world of buttery revelations and serves as a reminder that sometimes, in the fantastical world of financial exploration, truth can indeed be stranger than fiction. Butter be on the lookout for further research in this captivating field—it's shaping up to be quite the spread!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Butter consumption and AvalonBay Communities' stock price (AVB). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Spreading the Butter Effect: A Margarine of Error or a Real Gouda Indicator of Stock Performance?

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper examines the often-overlooked and butterly delightful relationship between butter consumption and the stock price of AvalonBay Communities (AVB). Using data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) spanning the years 2002 to 2021, we sought to churn out insights into this unlikely pairing. The findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8848059 (p < 0.01), indicating a strong positive association between butter consumption and the stock price of AvalonBay Communities. Although the link may seem as strange as peanut butter on a hamburger, our study suggests that investors and dairy enthusiasts alike should not disregard the potential impact of butter consumption on the stock market. This research adds a dollop of curiosity to the field of finance and may inspire others to explore the uncharted territories of food and finance. Butter believe it or not, there may be more to this spreadable connection than meets the butter.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round as we delve into the captivating world of finance, where the tangy aroma of butter mingles with the savory allure of stock prices. Like a questionable sandwich combination, the link between butter consumption and stock performance may initially elicit raised eyebrows, but fear not, for our findings are nothing short of enlightening. We emerge from this investigation with a newfound appreciation for the unforeseen connections that permeate the financial realm, rendering the everyday act of buttering one's toast a thought-provoking affair.
The propensity to overlook the correlation between seemingly unrelated factors often leads us down a path fraught with uncertainty, akin to navigating a labyrinth made of spreadsheets. Nonetheless, we have embraced this enigma with fervor, embarking on a quest to unearth the hidden implications of butter consumption on the stock price of AvalonBay Communities (AVB). Our foray into this uncharted territory has yielded findings that not only enhance our understanding of market behaviors but also serve as a testament to the inexhaustible whimsy of statistical analysis.
In the face of skepticism, we bore witness to a correlation coefficient of 0.8848059 (p < 0.01), a conspicuous indicator of the symbiotic relationship between butter and stock prices. While some may dismiss this peculiar connection as mere margarine of error, our discerning gaze perceives it as a gouda indicator of stock performance. This unexpected bond, akin to a serendipitous encounter at a dairy farm, has tantalized our research sensibilities and propelled us into an exploratory dance through the intricate web of market dynamics.
Our investigation spans the years 2002 to 2021, during which we meticulously gathered and scrutinized data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). As we navigated this labyrinthine dataset, we couldn't help but be charmed by the whimsical dance of numbers and trends, reminiscent of a scientific ballet choreographed by the unseen forces of market influence.
As we venture further into the crux of our research, we invite you to dust off your spectacles and join us in our pursuit of unraveling the buttery mystique that intertwines with the fabric of stock prices. Our findings promise to inject a sprinkling of whimsy into the otherwise staid landscape of financial inquiry and may inspire a fresh wave of curiosity and exploration. It is with great exhilaration that we present our study, where the puns are as plentiful as the data points, and the scientific process itself unravels as a grand, absurdist performance.
So, without further ado, let us embark on this odyssey of butter, numbers, and unforeseen connections, for butter believe it or not, there's more to this spreadable tale than meets the butter.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data revealed a positively butter-drenched correlation between butter consumption and the stock price of AvalonBay Communities (AVB) from 2002 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.8848059, with an r-squared of 0.7828815 and p < 0.01, suggests a strong and statistically significant relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. It appears that the spread of butter consumption indeed has implications beyond just toast and scones.
Fig. 1 depicts the scatterplot of butter consumption and AVB stock price, showcasing a remarkably tight cluster of data points that dance in a choreographed symphony of financial and dairy delight. The buttery scatterplot echoes the elegance of a culinary masterpiece, hinting at the delectable relationship between butter and stock prices, like a perfectly executed soufflé.
The sizzling correlation coefficient of 0.8848059 highlights the palpable connection between these two variables, leaving us with a sense of wonder akin to discovering a hidden ingredient that ties together two distinct recipes. Were these findings a mere fluke, or is there a deeper layer to this savory association? Only time and future research will butter tell.
Our study further strengthens the argument for investigating unconventional relationships in financial markets, proving that sometimes, significant insights can arise from the most improbable pairings. It's as though the financial markets have been whispering secrets to us through the creamy whispers of butter consumption data all along. We've cracked open a veritable treasure trove of financial and culinary intrigue.
In conclusion, our results not only affirm the connection between butter consumption and the stock price of AVB but also serve as a reminder of the boundless wonders that await within the realm of data analysis. This research shines a spotlight on the delightful idiosyncrasies that permeate the world of finance, and it invites others to join us in the pursuit of uncovering the often-overlooked connections that lie beneath the surface. Butter believe it or not, the implications of this study are as rich and multifaceted as a multi-layered cake.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our findings shed light on the enchanting relationship between butter consumption and the stock price of AvalonBay Communities (AVB), providing compelling evidence that the butter effect is no mere margarine of error. The pronounced positive correlation coefficient of 0.8848059, akin to stumbling upon a hidden gem in a dairy-themed scavenger hunt, hints at a deeper and more nuanced interplay between these seemingly disparate variables.

The tight cluster of data points in the scatterplot reflects the harmonious ballet of butter and stock prices, creating a tableau reminiscent of a delicately plated gourmet dish, proving that there's more to this spreadable tale than meets the butter.

However, our whimsical exploration into the unlikely union of butter and finance leads us to a buttery crossroads. While our study undeniably adds a dollop of curiosity to the field of finance, it is crucial to acknowledge that further research in this uncharted territory may churn out additional insights that could spread light on the true nature of this peculiar relationship. Nonetheless, for now, it seems that investigating this curious coupling has butter come to an amicable conclusion.

Therefore, we contend that in the grand scientific banquet of ideas, this particular flavor of research has been sufficiently savored, and no further forays into the realm of butter and stock prices are warranted. It's time to savor the buttery success of this study, as no more research is needed in this delightful, albeit slightly absurd, area.

Butter believe it or not, the age-old adage of following the bread crumbs has led us to a rich, albeit unexpected, discovery. And with that, we churn the page on this delightful episode of financial and gastronomic investigation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Spreading the Butter Effect: A Margarine of Error or a Real Gouda Indicator of Stock Performance?. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

International Journal of Dairy Economics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Spreading the Butter Effect: A Margarine of Error or a Real Gouda Indicator of Stock Performance?. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Dairy-Based Economic Indicators


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Spreading the Butter Effect: A Margarine of Error or a Real Gouda Indicator of Stock Performance? with an abstract of This paper examines the often-overlooked and butterly delightful relationship between butter consumption and the stock price of AvalonBay Communities (AVB). Using data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) spanning the years 2002 to 2021, we sought to churn out insights into this unlikely pairing. The findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8848059 (p < 0.01), indicating a strong positive association between butter consumption and the stock price of AvalonBay Communities. Although the link may seem as strange as peanut butter on a hamburger, our study suggests that investors and dairy enthusiasts alike should not disregard the potential impact of butter consumption on the stock market. This research adds a dollop of curiosity to the field of finance and may inspire others to explore the uncharted territories of food and finance. Butter believe it or not, there may be more to this spreadable connection than meets the butter.

ChatGPT:

butter consumption, stock performance, AvalonBay Communities, USDA data, LSEG Analytics, Refinitiv, correlation coefficient, finance, dairy market, food and finance, stock price correlation

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Data details

Butter consumption
Detailed data title: Per capita consumption of Butter in the US
Source: USDA
See what else correlates with Butter consumption

AvalonBay Communities' stock price (AVB)
Detailed data title: Opening price of AvalonBay Communities (AVB) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function

See what else correlates with AvalonBay Communities' stock price (AVB)

Correlation r = 0.8848059 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7828815 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 78.3% of the change in the one variable (i.e., AvalonBay Communities' stock price (AVB)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Butter consumption) over the 20 years from 2002 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 2.2E-7. 0.0000002217444614399602000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.88 in 2.2E-5% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 4,509,696 random variables You don't actually need 4 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 19 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 19 because we have two variables measured over a period of 20 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.73, 0.95 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20022003200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Butter consumption (Pounds per person)4.44.54.54.54.74.7554.95.45.55.55.55.65.75.766.26.36.5
AvalonBay Communities' stock price (AVB) (Stock price)47.3539.1547.875.2590.1130.292.5461.0683.07113.27133.94137.28118.25164.06182.35178.3178.59172.57210.46160.07




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([4.4,4.5,4.5,4.5,4.7,4.7,5,5,4.9,5.4,5.5,5.5,5.5,5.6,5.7,5.7,6,6.2,6.3,6.5,])
array_2 = np.array([47.35,39.15,47.8,75.25,90.1,130.2,92.54,61.06,83.07,113.27,133.94,137.28,118.25,164.06,182.35,178.3,178.59,172.57,210.46,160.07,])
array_1_name = "Butter consumption"
array_2_name = "AvalonBay Communities' stock price (AVB)"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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