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AI explanation

As more people became experts in understanding complex social interactions, they inadvertently sparked heated debates and discussions, leading to a rise in interpersonal conflicts. With emotions running high, there was a surge in the number of arguments and confrontations. This, in turn, led to an increased demand for cooling off, and what better way to defuse the situations than by taking a brisk, chilly shower? It seems like the pursuit of knowledge in the social sciences has unexpectedly turned up the heat and created a need for literal cold showers to cool everyone down!

^{Show image generation prompt} Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a bustling city scene in an Art Nouveau style. Depict a group of proud students showing off their Associate's degrees in Social Sciences, with beaming faces. In the same image, illustrate a line of eager people waiting to enter a local gym. A large digital screen inside the gym displays increasing numbers of Google searches for "cold shower". The scene should capture the growing need for stress relief as new graduates search for jobs, with cold showers becoming a popular choice to wash away post-graduation blues. The art nouveau style should overlap organic, flowing lines and intricate patterns to convey the sense of accomplishment and the theme of stress relief. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.

This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Associates degrees awarded in Social sciences and Google searches for 'cold shower'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cutsy graphics Scalar art Photorealism Art nouveau Brutalism
ChatGPT: Art nouveau

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Associates degrees awarded in Social sciences and Google searches for 'cold shower', in the following situation: As more social science grads search for jobs, stress levels rise. Cold showers, known for their shocking effects, become a popular coping mechanism, causing an uptick in searches. They're just trying to wash away those post-grad blues!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bustling city, a group of students proudly holds up their Associate's degrees in Social Sciences, their faces beaming with accomplishment. Nearby, a line of people eagerly waits to enter a local gym, where a large digital screen shows the increasing number of Google searches for "cold shower". The students and the gym-goers represent the growing need for stress relief as new graduates search for jobs, with the cold showers becoming a popular choice to wash away post-graduation blues.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Art nouveau ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling city, a group of students proudly holds up their Associate's degrees in Social Sciences, their faces beaming with accomplishment. Nearby, a line of people eagerly waits to enter a local gym, where a large digital screen shows the increasing number of Google searches for "cold shower". The students and the gym-goers represent the growing need for stress relief as new graduates search for jobs, with the cold showers becoming a popular choice to wash away post-graduation blues. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a bustling city scene in an Art Nouveau style. Depict a group of proud students showing off their Associate's degrees in Social Sciences, with beaming faces. In the same image, illustrate a line of eager people waiting to enter a local gym. A large digital screen inside the gym displays increasing numbers of Google searches for "cold shower". The scene should capture the growing need for stress relief as new graduates search for jobs, with cold showers becoming a popular choice to wash away post-graduation blues. The art nouveau style should overlap organic, flowing lines and intricate patterns to convey the sense of accomplishment and the theme of stress relief.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
^{Show prompt for explanation} Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Associates degrees awarded in Social sciences caused cold shower (Google searches for 'cold shower') to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)

Chilling Correlations: An Examination of Associates Degrees in Social Sciences and Google Searches for 'Cold Shower'

The International Journal of Unusual Associations

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!

^{Show prompt used to generate this paper} Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Social sciences and Google searches for 'cold shower'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading CVS receipts.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Chilling Correlations: An Examination of Associates Degrees in Social Sciences and Google Searches for 'Cold Shower'

[[ABSTRACT]]
The phenomenon of 'cold shower' has long been a topic of playful contemplation and casual curiosity. In this paper, we set out to investigate the potential link between the awarding of Associates degrees in Social sciences and the prevalence of Google searches for 'cold shower.' Employing a combination of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, our research team analyzed the period from 2011 to 2021, revealing a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.9863256 and a p-value of less than 0.01. The implications of this correlation are not to be taken lightly, as they may have a chilling effect on our understanding of the relationship between academic pursuits and the desire for a jolting blast of cold water. Our findings suggest the need for further exploration of the factors driving this amusing correlation, with potential avenues for investigation including the stress levels associated with pursuing a social sciences degree and the psychological motivations behind seeking out such frigid sensory experiences. This research offers a refreshing perspective on the delightful quirks of human behavior and encourages a cool-headed approach to examining unexpected connections in the world of academia and internet search trends.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The pursuit of knowledge, whether in the hallowed halls of academia or the vast expanse of the internet, often leads to unexpected and amusing discoveries. In this vein, our research delves into the peculiar pairing of Associates degrees in Social sciences with the ubiquitous phenomenon of 'cold shower' Google searches. While this connection may initially seem as incongruous as wearing a wool sweater in a sauna, the burgeoning field of interdisciplinary research has taught us to expect the unexpected, much like the shock of a sudden cold shower.
The notion of 'cold shower' holds a certain mystique, evoking images of wakefulness, rejuvenation, and yes, perhaps a touch of existential dread. It is a phrase that transcends mere meteorological descriptors, hinting at a deeper well of human experience. Our investigation into the simultaneous rise of this enigmatic search term and the conferral of Social sciences degrees aims to shed light on the surprising interplay of academic pursuits and more visceral impulses. As the adage goes, there's more to this correlation than meets the eye, much like the elusive appeal of a bracing cold shower on a sweltering day.
In the pages that follow, we shall navigate the cool currents of statistical analysis, charting a course through bountiful data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the ebb and flow of Google Trends. The juxtaposition of these seemingly disparate sources promises to yield insights as refreshing as a plunge into glacial waters, albeit without the risk of hypothermia.
Before subjecting ourselves to the icy grip of our findings, let us first consider the broader context of our inquiry. The social sciences, with their kaleidoscopic array of human behavior, societal structures, and cultural phenomena, represent a domain as expansive and multifaceted as the world wide web itself. Both realms are boundless in their capacity to surprise, confound, and entertain, and it is with a spirit of curiosity and a healthy dose of skepticism that we approach this journey of discovery.
In the spirit of academic inquiry and a dash of whimsy, we invite the reader to join us in unraveling the riddle of 'cold shower' searches and Social sciences degrees, all the while keeping a metaphorical towel at hand for any unexpected splashes of insight.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Numerous studies have sought to unravel the complex web of human behavior and its intersections with academic pursuits. Smith et al. (2015) examined the relationship between undergraduate degrees in the social sciences and various health-related behaviors. Their work shed light on the nuanced connections between educational choices and personal habits, though sadly, they did not delve into the invigorating world of cold showers. Similarly, Doe and Jones (2018) explored the psychological motivations underlying internet search patterns, uncovering intriguing patterns of curiosity and inquiry that may not be entirely dissimilar to those driving searches for ‘cold shower’.

In "The Definitive Guide to Sociology" by Professor Jane Sociology (2019), the sheer depth and breadth of the social sciences are expounded upon, elucidating the myriad factors shaping human society and individual behavior. It would be remiss not to consider the potential impact of such a wide-ranging field on the idiosyncratic search habits of netizens. Furthermore, "Social Science Superstars: An Anthology of Groundbreaking Research" by Dr. E. Clever (2020) highlights the contributions of social science scholars to understanding human nature, offering a wealth of knowledge that may indirectly inform our investigation.

Turning to more anecdotal sources, it is worth pondering the potential influence of fictional works on our understanding of human behavior and academic endeavors. Anton Chekhov's "The Lady with the Dog" (1899) may seem worlds away from the world of social sciences and internet searches, yet the intricate portrayal of human relationships therein invites contemplation of the enigmatic forces guiding our actions. Similarly, Albert Camus' "The Stranger" (1942) may not overtly address the correlation between academic pursuits and frigid bathing habits, but its exploration of existential themes provides a tantalizing backdrop for our own intellectual odyssey.

In the pursuit of academic thoroughness, it is essential to broaden the scope of our inquiry to include diverse and unexpected sources of insight. As such, the researchers engaged in a rigorous examination of a variety of texts, ranging from classic literature to contemporary fiction, and perhaps even briefly perusing the enthralling contents of receipts from local convenience stores. While the latter may not be a conventional method of literature review, this unconventional approach served to infuse the scholarly process with a dash of spontaneity and levity, much like the sudden shock of a cold shower on a steamy summer day.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Social sciences and Google searches for 'cold shower'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends . You used data from 2011 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Chilling Correlations: An Examination of Associates Degrees in Social Sciences and Google Searches for 'Cold Shower'

[[ABSTRACT]]
The phenomenon of 'cold shower' has long been a topic of playful contemplation and casual curiosity. In this paper, we set out to investigate the potential link between the awarding of Associates degrees in Social sciences and the prevalence of Google searches for 'cold shower.' Employing a combination of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, our research team analyzed the period from 2011 to 2021, revealing a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.9863256 and a p-value of less than 0.01. The implications of this correlation are not to be taken lightly, as they may have a chilling effect on our understanding of the relationship between academic pursuits and the desire for a jolting blast of cold water. Our findings suggest the need for further exploration of the factors driving this amusing correlation, with potential avenues for investigation including the stress levels associated with pursuing a social sciences degree and the psychological motivations behind seeking out such frigid sensory experiences. This research offers a refreshing perspective on the delightful quirks of human behavior and encourages a cool-headed approach to examining unexpected connections in the world of academia and internet search trends.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The pursuit of knowledge, whether in the hallowed halls of academia or the vast expanse of the internet, often leads to unexpected and amusing discoveries. In this vein, our research delves into the peculiar pairing of Associates degrees in Social sciences with the ubiquitous phenomenon of 'cold shower' Google searches. While this connection may initially seem as incongruous as wearing a wool sweater in a sauna, the burgeoning field of interdisciplinary research has taught us to expect the unexpected, much like the shock of a sudden cold shower.
The notion of 'cold shower' holds a certain mystique, evoking images of wakefulness, rejuvenation, and yes, perhaps a touch of existential dread. It is a phrase that transcends mere meteorological descriptors, hinting at a deeper well of human experience. Our investigation into the simultaneous rise of this enigmatic search term and the conferral of Social sciences degrees aims to shed light on the surprising interplay of academic pursuits and more visceral impulses. As the adage goes, there's more to this correlation than meets the eye, much like the elusive appeal of a bracing cold shower on a sweltering day.
In the pages that follow, we shall navigate the cool currents of statistical analysis, charting a course through bountiful data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the ebb and flow of Google Trends. The juxtaposition of these seemingly disparate sources promises to yield insights as refreshing as a plunge into glacial waters, albeit without the risk of hypothermia.
Before subjecting ourselves to the icy grip of our findings, let us first consider the broader context of our inquiry. The social sciences, with their kaleidoscopic array of human behavior, societal structures, and cultural phenomena, represent a domain as expansive and multifaceted as the world wide web itself. Both realms are boundless in their capacity to surprise, confound, and entertain, and it is with a spirit of curiosity and a healthy dose of skepticism that we approach this journey of discovery.
In the spirit of academic inquiry and a dash of whimsy, we invite the reader to join us in unraveling the riddle of 'cold shower' searches and Social sciences degrees, all the while keeping a metaphorical towel at hand for any unexpected splashes of insight.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the peculiar correlation between Associates degrees in Social sciences and Google searches for 'cold shower', our research team embarked on a journey through the labyrinthine pathways of data collection and analysis. The first step in our convoluted quest involved the procurement of datasets from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends. The National Center for Education Statistics provided us with a treasure trove of information on the conferral of Associates degrees in the Social sciences from 2011 to 2021, painting a vivid portrait of the academic pursuits that form the bedrock of our investigation.

Next, we delved into the virtual realm of Google Trends, where the ebbs and flows of 'cold shower' searches awaited our scrutiny. Like intrepid navigators of a digital ocean, we rode the waves of keyword analytics and search volume indices, seeking to capture the elusive patterns that would illuminate the connection between academic aspirations and the inexplicable allure of a shiver-inducing rinse.

With our datasets in hand, we set about the task of data wrangling, a veritable tango of cleaning, transforming, and harmonizing the disparate elements into a cohesive ensemble fit for statistical scrutiny. Our algorithms performed a ballet of sorts, twirling and leaping through the data points, ensuring that no outliers or missing values would disrupt the harmony of our analysis. It was a pas de deux with the data, a dance of precision and elegance, culminating in a dataset poised for the grand performance of correlation analysis.

The centerpiece of our methodological spectacle was the calculation of the correlation coefficient between the conferral of Associates degrees in Social sciences and the frequency of 'cold shower' searches. With baited breath and t-statistics in hand, we unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.9863256, a number as robust and unmistakable as the shiver-inducing effect of an unexpected cold shower. Furthermore, the p-value shimmered brightly at less than 0.01, casting a statistical glow on the significance of our findings.

Our methodological odyssey also included the deployment of regression models to tease out the nuances of this enigmatic relationship. The models pirouetted through the data, capturing the intricate interplay of academic pursuits and the yearning for a bracing blast of cold water. The coefficients and standard errors waltzed across our screens, weaving a tale of association and causation, albeit with a touch of whimsy fit for our playful subject matter.

Finally, to supplement our quantitative foray, we ventured into the qualitative realm, conducting thematic analyses of online forums and social media platforms to discern the underlying motivations behind 'cold shower' searches in the context of pursuing a Social sciences degree. This qualitative layer added depth and texture to our investigation, akin to the myriad sensations of taking an invigorating plunge into icy waters.

In sum, our methodological approach embraced the complexity of our research question, marrying the rigor of statistical analysis with a touch of mirth befitting the whimsical nature of our subject matter. As we present our findings in the following sections, we invite the reader to join us in savoring the delightful nuances of academic inquiry and unexpected correlations, much like the surprising zing of a well-timed 'cold shower' search.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Social sciences and Google searches for 'cold shower'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends .

For the time period 2011 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9863256, r-squared of 0.9728382, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Chilling Correlations: An Examination of Associates Degrees in Social Sciences and Google Searches for 'Cold Shower'

[[ABSTRACT]]
The phenomenon of 'cold shower' has long been a topic of playful contemplation and casual curiosity. In this paper, we set out to investigate the potential link between the awarding of Associates degrees in Social sciences and the prevalence of Google searches for 'cold shower.' Employing a combination of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, our research team analyzed the period from 2011 to 2021, revealing a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.9863256 and a p-value of less than 0.01. The implications of this correlation are not to be taken lightly, as they may have a chilling effect on our understanding of the relationship between academic pursuits and the desire for a jolting blast of cold water. Our findings suggest the need for further exploration of the factors driving this amusing correlation, with potential avenues for investigation including the stress levels associated with pursuing a social sciences degree and the psychological motivations behind seeking out such frigid sensory experiences. This research offers a refreshing perspective on the delightful quirks of human behavior and encourages a cool-headed approach to examining unexpected connections in the world of academia and internet search trends.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The pursuit of knowledge, whether in the hallowed halls of academia or the vast expanse of the internet, often leads to unexpected and amusing discoveries. In this vein, our research delves into the peculiar pairing of Associates degrees in Social sciences with the ubiquitous phenomenon of 'cold shower' Google searches. While this connection may initially seem as incongruous as wearing a wool sweater in a sauna, the burgeoning field of interdisciplinary research has taught us to expect the unexpected, much like the shock of a sudden cold shower.
The notion of 'cold shower' holds a certain mystique, evoking images of wakefulness, rejuvenation, and yes, perhaps a touch of existential dread. It is a phrase that transcends mere meteorological descriptors, hinting at a deeper well of human experience. Our investigation into the simultaneous rise of this enigmatic search term and the conferral of Social sciences degrees aims to shed light on the surprising interplay of academic pursuits and more visceral impulses. As the adage goes, there's more to this correlation than meets the eye, much like the elusive appeal of a bracing cold shower on a sweltering day.
In the pages that follow, we shall navigate the cool currents of statistical analysis, charting a course through bountiful data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the ebb and flow of Google Trends. The juxtaposition of these seemingly disparate sources promises to yield insights as refreshing as a plunge into glacial waters, albeit without the risk of hypothermia.
Before subjecting ourselves to the icy grip of our findings, let us first consider the broader context of our inquiry. The social sciences, with their kaleidoscopic array of human behavior, societal structures, and cultural phenomena, represent a domain as expansive and multifaceted as the world wide web itself. Both realms are boundless in their capacity to surprise, confound, and entertain, and it is with a spirit of curiosity and a healthy dose of skepticism that we approach this journey of discovery.
In the spirit of academic inquiry and a dash of whimsy, we invite the reader to join us in unraveling the riddle of 'cold shower' searches and Social sciences degrees, all the while keeping a metaphorical towel at hand for any unexpected splashes of insight.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]

ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the data collected from 2011 to 2021 uncovered a remarkably strong correlation between the awarding of Associates degrees in Social sciences and the frequency of Google searches for 'cold shower'. The correlation coefficient of 0.9863256 and an r-squared value of 0.9728382 indicate an almost perfect positive linear relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis, affirming the statistical significance of the observed association.

In Figure 1, a scatterplot vividly illustrates the robust correlation between the two variables, reminiscent of the way cold water can be a striking wake-up call on a groggy morning.

The strength of this correlation prompts us to ponder the chilling implications for our understanding of human behavior and academic pursuits. Could it be that the pursuit of knowledge in the social sciences prompts an unusual craving for a jolting blast of cold water? Or perhaps those embarking on a social sciences journey seek refuge in the invigorating shock of a cold shower amid the complexities of human interaction and societal structures?

This unexpected nexus between academia and the yearning for a bracing cold shower challenges conventional wisdom and beckons us to delve deeper into the quirky intricacies of human psychology and information-seeking behavior. While the idiosyncrasies of this correlation may leave us feeling somewhat perplexed, they also offer a refreshing reminder of the delightfully unexpected connections that can be unearthed through interdisciplinary exploration.

These findings suggest that the pursuit of social sciences education may be associated with a heightened proclivity for seeking out the revitalizing embrace of a cold shower. Such a peculiar correlation invites further investigation into the psychological underpinnings of this intriguing relationship, and underscores the value of approaching research with a curious and open mind, much like the anticipation of a sudden splash of cold water.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Social sciences and Google searches for 'cold shower'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Chilling Correlations: An Examination of Associates Degrees in Social Sciences and Google Searches for 'Cold Shower'

[[ABSTRACT]]
The phenomenon of 'cold shower' has long been a topic of playful contemplation and casual curiosity. In this paper, we set out to investigate the potential link between the awarding of Associates degrees in Social sciences and the prevalence of Google searches for 'cold shower.' Employing a combination of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, our research team analyzed the period from 2011 to 2021, revealing a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.9863256 and a p-value of less than 0.01. The implications of this correlation are not to be taken lightly, as they may have a chilling effect on our understanding of the relationship between academic pursuits and the desire for a jolting blast of cold water. Our findings suggest the need for further exploration of the factors driving this amusing correlation, with potential avenues for investigation including the stress levels associated with pursuing a social sciences degree and the psychological motivations behind seeking out such frigid sensory experiences. This research offers a refreshing perspective on the delightful quirks of human behavior and encourages a cool-headed approach to examining unexpected connections in the world of academia and internet search trends.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Numerous studies have sought to unravel the complex web of human behavior and its intersections with academic pursuits. Smith et al. (2015) examined the relationship between undergraduate degrees in the social sciences and various health-related behaviors. Their work shed light on the nuanced connections between educational choices and personal habits, though sadly, they did not delve into the invigorating world of cold showers. Similarly, Doe and Jones (2018) explored the psychological motivations underlying internet search patterns, uncovering intriguing patterns of curiosity and inquiry that may not be entirely dissimilar to those driving searches for ‘cold shower’.
In "The Definitive Guide to Sociology" by Professor Jane Sociology (2019), the sheer depth and breadth of the social sciences are expounded upon, elucidating the myriad factors shaping human society and individual behavior. It would be remiss not to consider the potential impact of such a wide-ranging field on the idiosyncratic search habits of netizens. Furthermore, "Social Science Superstars: An Anthology of Groundbreaking Research" by Dr. E. Clever (2020) highlights the contributions of social science scholars to understanding human nature, offering a wealth of knowledge that may indirectly inform our investigation.
Turning to more anecdotal sources, it is worth pondering the potential influence of fictional works on our understanding of human behavior and academic endeavors. Anton Chekhov's "The Lady with the Dog" (1899) may seem worlds away from the world of social sciences and internet searches, yet the intricate portrayal of human relationships therein invites contemplation of the enigmatic forces guiding our actions. Similarly, Albert Camus' "The Stranger" (1942) may not overtly address the correlation between academic pursuits and frigid bathing habits, but its exploration of existential themes provides a tantalizing backdrop for our own intellectual odyssey.
In the pursuit of academic thoroughness, it is essential to broaden the scope of our inquiry to include diverse and unexpected sources of insight. As such, the researchers engaged in a rigorous examination of a variety of texts, ranging from classic literature to contemporary fiction, and perhaps even briefly perusing the enthralling contents of receipts from local convenience stores. While the latter may not be a conventional method of literature review, this unconventional approach served to infuse the scholarly process with a dash of spontaneity and levity, much like the sudden shock of a cold shower on a steamy summer day.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data collected from 2011 to 2021 uncovered a remarkably strong correlation between the awarding of Associates degrees in Social sciences and the frequency of Google searches for 'cold shower'. The correlation coefficient of 0.9863256 and an r-squared value of 0.9728382 indicate an almost perfect positive linear relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis, affirming the statistical significance of the observed association.
In Figure 1, a scatterplot vividly illustrates the robust correlation between the two variables, reminiscent of the way cold water can be a striking wake-up call on a groggy morning.
The strength of this correlation prompts us to ponder the chilling implications for our understanding of human behavior and academic pursuits. Could it be that the pursuit of knowledge in the social sciences prompts an unusual craving for a jolting blast of cold water? Or perhaps those embarking on a social sciences journey seek refuge in the invigorating shock of a cold shower amid the complexities of human interaction and societal structures?
This unexpected nexus between academia and the yearning for a bracing cold shower challenges conventional wisdom and beckons us to delve deeper into the quirky intricacies of human psychology and information-seeking behavior. While the idiosyncrasies of this correlation may leave us feeling somewhat perplexed, they also offer a refreshing reminder of the delightfully unexpected connections that can be unearthed through interdisciplinary exploration.
These findings suggest that the pursuit of social sciences education may be associated with a heightened proclivity for seeking out the revitalizing embrace of a cold shower. Such a peculiar correlation invites further investigation into the psychological underpinnings of this intriguing relationship, and underscores the value of approaching research with a curious and open mind, much like the anticipation of a sudden splash of cold water.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]

ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]
The findings of our study have provided compelling evidence to support the existence of a robust correlation between the awarding of Associates degrees in Social sciences and the frequency of Google searches for ‘cold shower’. Our results align with previous research by Smith et al. (2015) and Doe and Jones (2018) who hinted at the potential influence of academic pursuits on personal habits and internet search patterns. Although their work did not explicitly explore the connection to cold showers, our findings hilariously confirm the existence of such a connection.

The literature review playfully delved into unexpected sources of insight, from classic literature to contemporary fiction, even venturing into the enthralling contents of receipts from local convenience stores. While this unconventional approach injected a dose of levity into the scholarly process, it also uncovers the hidden links between academic pursuits and bizarre behavioral patterns. This methodology proved to be a breath of fresh air, akin to the sensation of a cold shower on a sweltering day, offering a unique perspective on the peculiarities of human behavior.

Our results, illustrated by the vigorous correlation coefficient and the near-perfect positive linear relationship, invite contemplation on the implications for our understanding of human behavior and academic pursuits. The strength of this correlation prompts us to ponder the chilling implications for our understanding of human behavior and academic pursuits, leaving us with goosebumps of curiosity about the association between pursuing knowledge in the social sciences and the unusual craving for a jolting blast of cold water.

The unexpected nexus between academia and the yearning for a bracing cold shower challenges conventional wisdom and beckons us to delve deeper into the quirky intricacies of human psychology and information-seeking behavior. This peculiar correlation offers a refreshing reminder of the delightfully unexpected connections that can be unearthed through interdisciplinary exploration, much like stumbling upon a hidden gem in the labyrinth of research.

As a call to action, our findings emphasize the need for further investigation into the psychological underpinnings of this intriguing relationship, and underscore the value of approaching research with a curious and open mind, much like the anticipation of a sudden splash of cold water. This study not only brings to light an amusing correlation but also highlights the importance of embracing the unexpected in the pursuit of knowledge, much like the surprise of an ice-cold shower on a sultry summer's day.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Social sciences and Google searches for 'cold shower'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Chilling Correlations: An Examination of Associates Degrees in Social Sciences and Google Searches for 'Cold Shower'

[[ABSTRACT]]
The phenomenon of 'cold shower' has long been a topic of playful contemplation and casual curiosity. In this paper, we set out to investigate the potential link between the awarding of Associates degrees in Social sciences and the prevalence of Google searches for 'cold shower.' Employing a combination of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, our research team analyzed the period from 2011 to 2021, revealing a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.9863256 and a p-value of less than 0.01. The implications of this correlation are not to be taken lightly, as they may have a chilling effect on our understanding of the relationship between academic pursuits and the desire for a jolting blast of cold water. Our findings suggest the need for further exploration of the factors driving this amusing correlation, with potential avenues for investigation including the stress levels associated with pursuing a social sciences degree and the psychological motivations behind seeking out such frigid sensory experiences. This research offers a refreshing perspective on the delightful quirks of human behavior and encourages a cool-headed approach to examining unexpected connections in the world of academia and internet search trends.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The pursuit of knowledge, whether in the hallowed halls of academia or the vast expanse of the internet, often leads to unexpected and amusing discoveries. In this vein, our research delves into the peculiar pairing of Associates degrees in Social sciences with the ubiquitous phenomenon of 'cold shower' Google searches. While this connection may initially seem as incongruous as wearing a wool sweater in a sauna, the burgeoning field of interdisciplinary research has taught us to expect the unexpected, much like the shock of a sudden cold shower.
The notion of 'cold shower' holds a certain mystique, evoking images of wakefulness, rejuvenation, and yes, perhaps a touch of existential dread. It is a phrase that transcends mere meteorological descriptors, hinting at a deeper well of human experience. Our investigation into the simultaneous rise of this enigmatic search term and the conferral of Social sciences degrees aims to shed light on the surprising interplay of academic pursuits and more visceral impulses. As the adage goes, there's more to this correlation than meets the eye, much like the elusive appeal of a bracing cold shower on a sweltering day.
In the pages that follow, we shall navigate the cool currents of statistical analysis, charting a course through bountiful data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the ebb and flow of Google Trends. The juxtaposition of these seemingly disparate sources promises to yield insights as refreshing as a plunge into glacial waters, albeit without the risk of hypothermia.
Before subjecting ourselves to the icy grip of our findings, let us first consider the broader context of our inquiry. The social sciences, with their kaleidoscopic array of human behavior, societal structures, and cultural phenomena, represent a domain as expansive and multifaceted as the world wide web itself. Both realms are boundless in their capacity to surprise, confound, and entertain, and it is with a spirit of curiosity and a healthy dose of skepticism that we approach this journey of discovery.
In the spirit of academic inquiry and a dash of whimsy, we invite the reader to join us in unraveling the riddle of 'cold shower' searches and Social sciences degrees, all the while keeping a metaphorical towel at hand for any unexpected splashes of insight.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data collected from 2011 to 2021 uncovered a remarkably strong correlation between the awarding of Associates degrees in Social sciences and the frequency of Google searches for 'cold shower'. The correlation coefficient of 0.9863256 and an r-squared value of 0.9728382 indicate an almost perfect positive linear relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis, affirming the statistical significance of the observed association.
In Figure 1, a scatterplot vividly illustrates the robust correlation between the two variables, reminiscent of the way cold water can be a striking wake-up call on a groggy morning.
The strength of this correlation prompts us to ponder the chilling implications for our understanding of human behavior and academic pursuits. Could it be that the pursuit of knowledge in the social sciences prompts an unusual craving for a jolting blast of cold water? Or perhaps those embarking on a social sciences journey seek refuge in the invigorating shock of a cold shower amid the complexities of human interaction and societal structures?
This unexpected nexus between academia and the yearning for a bracing cold shower challenges conventional wisdom and beckons us to delve deeper into the quirky intricacies of human psychology and information-seeking behavior. While the idiosyncrasies of this correlation may leave us feeling somewhat perplexed, they also offer a refreshing reminder of the delightfully unexpected connections that can be unearthed through interdisciplinary exploration.
These findings suggest that the pursuit of social sciences education may be associated with a heightened proclivity for seeking out the revitalizing embrace of a cold shower. Such a peculiar correlation invites further investigation into the psychological underpinnings of this intriguing relationship, and underscores the value of approaching research with a curious and open mind, much like the anticipation of a sudden splash of cold water.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]

ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has revealed a surprising and robust correlation between the conferral of Associates degrees in Social sciences and the prevalence of Google searches for 'cold shower'. While this connection may seem as unexpected as finding a snowball in the Sahara, our findings highlight the need for a deeper understanding of the quirky dynamics between academic pursuits and unconventional sensory cravings.

The chilling coefficient of 0.9863256 forces us to confront the frosty reality of this association, much like the unexpected plunge into icy waters on a scorching summer day. A p-value of less than 0.01 adds further weight to the statistical significance of this link, leaving us with the unmistakable sense that there's something in the air – or perhaps in the water.

One might speculate that the cerebral pursuits of social sciences education could trigger a yearning for the invigorating shock of a cold shower, offering a literal and metaphorical wake-up call in the face of complex human interactions and societal dynamics. Alternatively, it is not beyond the realm of possibility that the pursuit of a degree in the social sciences provides a refreshing escape from the intricacies of academic study, leading individuals to seek solace in the bracing chill of a sudden cold shower. Indeed, the interplay between academia and sensory experience may be more profound than previously thought, akin to the unexpected joy of finding a frozen treat on a sweltering day.

However, it is prudent to acknowledge the limitations of our study, as correlation does not imply causation, and there may be confounding factors at play that we have yet to uncover. Our findings beckon further inquiry into the psychological motivations behind this unconventional relationship, as well as a deeper exploration of the interplay between academic pursuits and sensory stimuli.

In light of these revelatory findings, we assert that no further research is necessary in this area, as the cool currents of our investigation have already provided a refreshing perspective on the whimsical intricacies of human behavior and academic pursuits. As the saying goes, sometimes it's best to leave a captivating mystery – or a refreshing secret – unsolved.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Chilling Correlations: An Examination of Associates Degrees in Social Sciences and Google Searches for 'Cold Shower'. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The International Journal of Unusual Associations

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Chilling Correlations: An Examination of Associates Degrees in Social Sciences and Google Searches for 'Cold Shower'. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Applied Psychosomatic Studies

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Chilling Correlations: An Examination of Associates Degrees in Social Sciences and Google Searches for 'Cold Shower' with an abstract of The phenomenon of 'cold shower' has long been a topic of playful contemplation and casual curiosity. In this paper, we set out to investigate the potential link between the awarding of Associates degrees in Social sciences and the prevalence of Google searches for 'cold shower.' Employing a combination of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, our research team analyzed the period from 2011 to 2021, revealing a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.9863256 and a p-value of less than 0.01. The implications of this correlation are not to be taken lightly, as they may have a chilling effect on our understanding of the relationship between academic pursuits and the desire for a jolting blast of cold water. Our findings suggest the need for further exploration of the factors driving this amusing correlation, with potential avenues for investigation including the stress levels associated with pursuing a social sciences degree and the psychological motivations behind seeking out such frigid sensory experiences. This research offers a refreshing perspective on the delightful quirks of human behavior and encourages a cool-headed approach to examining unexpected connections in the world of academia and internet search trends.

ChatGPT:

Associates Degree, Social Sciences, Google Searches, Cold Shower, Correlation, Academic Pursuits, Stress Levels, Psychological Motivations, Internet Search Trends, Google Trends, National Center for Education Statistics, Chilling Correlations

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Associates degrees awarded in Social sciences
Detailed data title: Associate's degrees conferred by postsecondary institutions with a field of study of Social sciences
Source: National Center for Education Statistics
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Google searches for 'cold shower'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'cold shower' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: ^{See full details} Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

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Correlation r = 0.9863256 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r² = 0.9728382 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 97.3% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'cold shower') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Associates degrees awarded in Social sciences) over the 11 years from 2011 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 2.3E-8.^Show 0.0000000234680567020549900000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme.^Note More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.99 in 2.3E-6% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 42,611,112 random variables^Note You don't actually need 42 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 10 degrees of freedom, ^Note Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 10 because we have two variables measured over a period of 11 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.95, 1 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
^{Read more about the confidence interval} The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!

All values for the years included above: ^Note If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.

	2011	2012	2013	2014	2015	2016	2017	2018	2019	2020	2021
Associates degrees awarded in Social sciences (Degrees awarded)	12072	13321	14749	15473	16631	18451	19636	21552	23561	25729	26265
Google searches for 'cold shower' (Rel. search volume)	19.25	21.8333	24.4167	26.25	28.75	31.0833	37.5833	37.1667	42.75	46.25	53.1667

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Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
Lack of causal connection: There is probably^Note Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple^Note Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.

Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. ^{Show the steps to do this.} Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."

# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([12072,13321,14749,15473,16631,18451,19636,21552,23561,25729,26265,])
array_2 = np.array([19.25,21.8333,24.4167,26.25,28.75,31.0833,37.5833,37.1667,42.75,46.25,53.1667,])
array_1_name = "Associates degrees awarded in Social sciences"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'cold shower'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)

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