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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and the second variable is Enbridge's stock price (ENB).  The chart goes from 2002 to 2023, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the GMO corn in Michigan proliferated, it developed a secret ability to emit tiny amounts of positive energy, inadvertently boosting the stock price of Enbridge. It seems their corny connection led to a-maize-ing results for the stock market! Corn-gratulations, GMOs!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie, depicting this scene: Amidst a picturesque field in Michigan, tall, lush corn plants stand proudly in neatly arranged rows, their vibrant green leaves gently swaying in a breeze beneath a bright blue sky. Some ears of corn bear small, distinct signs denoting them as GMO crops, while others remain untouched and natural. Nearby, a stock market ticker prominently displays the steadily rising stock price of Enbridge (ENB), adding a touch of contemporary relevance to the idyllic setting. In the foreground, a diverse group of joyous individuals can be seen exchanging hearty laughter, delighting in corny jokes and basking in the atmosphere of increasing enthusiasm and merriment. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and Enbridge's stock price (ENB). Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Celtic art Photorealism Cyber folk Vaporwave An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie
ChatGPT: An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and Enbridge's stock price (ENB), in the following situation: Because as corn becomes more resistant to pests, so does Enbridge's stock price due to an increase in corn-related puns. Corny jokes lead to stock market kernel-edge, causing ENB to pop(corn) in value.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a field in Michigan, rows of tall, healthy corn plants stand against a bright blue sky. Some of the ears of corn have little signs next to them, indicating that they are GMO crops, while others are left unmarked. Nearby, a stock market ticker displays Enbridge's stock price (ENB) steadily rising, and a group of people can be seen laughing and enjoying corny jokes about the resilient corn crop, creating an atmosphere of increasing enthusiasm and joy.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie ] and depicting this scene: In a field in Michigan, rows of tall, healthy corn plants stand against a bright blue sky. Some of the ears of corn have little signs next to them, indicating that they are GMO crops, while others are left unmarked. Nearby, a stock market ticker displays Enbridge's stock price (ENB) steadily rising, and a group of people can be seen laughing and enjoying corny jokes about the resilient corn crop, creating an atmosphere of increasing enthusiasm and joy. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie, depicting this scene: Amidst a picturesque field in Michigan, tall, lush corn plants stand proudly in neatly arranged rows, their vibrant green leaves gently swaying in a breeze beneath a bright blue sky. Some ears of corn bear small, distinct signs denoting them as GMO crops, while others remain untouched and natural. Nearby, a stock market ticker prominently displays the steadily rising stock price of Enbridge (ENB), adding a touch of contemporary relevance to the idyllic setting. In the foreground, a diverse group of joyous individuals can be seen exchanging hearty laughter, delighting in corny jokes and basking in the atmosphere of increasing enthusiasm and merriment.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in GMO use in corn grown in Michigan caused Enbridge's stock price (ENB) to increase. Add a funny one-liner at the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Amaizeing Connections: Analyzing the GMO Effect on Corn and Its Impact on Enbridge's Stock Price

The Journal of Agri-Financial Analysis

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and Enbridge's stock price (ENB). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.

Your research team used data from USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9202181 and p < 0.01 for 2002 to 2023.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Amaizeing Connections: Analyzing the GMO Effect on Corn and Its Impact on Enbridge's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The intersection of genetically modified organisms (GMO) in corn production and stock market fluctuations has long been a topic of intrigue and speculation. In this study, we delve into the correlation between the use of GMO in corn grown in Michigan and Enbridge's stock price (ENB). Leveraging data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we set out to uncover whether a relationship exists between these seemingly disparate entities.

Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9202181 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2002 to 2023. The results not only highlight a statistically significant association between GMO use in corn and Enbridge's stock price but also provide a platform for "corny" yet compelling discussions about the interconnectedness of agribusiness and financial markets.

It seems the GMO corn's impact on Enbridge's stock was "stalkingly" influential! Our study sheds light on the potential linkages between agricultural practices and stock performance, offering a kernel of insight that resonates with investors and analysts alike. With corny humor aside, our research underscores the importance of considering unconventional factors when analyzing market dynamics.

In conclusion, this study brings a-maize-ing revelations to the forefront, inviting further investigation into the intricate relationships between GMO, agricultural production, and stock market behavior.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and Enbridge's stock price (ENB). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Amaizeing Connections: Analyzing the GMO Effect on Corn and Its Impact on Enbridge's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The intersection of genetically modified organisms (GMO) in corn production and stock market fluctuations has long been a topic of intrigue and speculation. In this study, we delve into the correlation between the use of GMO in corn grown in Michigan and Enbridge's stock price (ENB). Leveraging data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we set out to uncover whether a relationship exists between these seemingly disparate entities.

Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9202181 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2002 to 2023. The results not only highlight a statistically significant association between GMO use in corn and Enbridge's stock price but also provide a platform for "corny" yet compelling discussions about the interconnectedness of agribusiness and financial markets.

It seems the GMO corn's impact on Enbridge's stock was "stalkingly" influential! Our study sheds light on the potential linkages between agricultural practices and stock performance, offering a kernel of insight that resonates with investors and analysts alike. With corny humor aside, our research underscores the importance of considering unconventional factors when analyzing market dynamics.

In conclusion, this study brings a-maize-ing revelations to the forefront, inviting further investigation into the intricate relationships between GMO, agricultural production, and stock market behavior.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Corn, often referred to as "the crop that keeps on giving," plays a pivotal role in various industries, from food production to energy generation. It is no wonder that the impact of genetically modified organisms (GMO) in corn cultivation has been a subject of constant fascination, akin to a field of mesmerizing corn mazes. The question that plagues scholars and analysts alike is, "What does GMO corn have to do with Enbridge's stock price?" Well, grab your ears of corn because you're about to embark on a journey through the stalky world of agricultural economics and stock market correlations.

As we delve into the "ear-resistible" topic of GMO corn and Enbridge's stock price, it is important to acknowledge the multifaceted nature of this investigation. We are not merely examining the "cornflation" effect on stock prices; we are seeking to uncover potential linkages that defy conventional wisdom, much like trying to find your way out of a convoluted corn maze without getting lost.

The correlation uncovered between GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and Enbridge's stock price can only be described as "a-maize-ing," akin to discovering a ruby amidst the cob! Such findings not only pique the interest of researchers but also provide investors with valuable insights to "kernels" of wisdom for their financial decisions. It's as if the cornfields are whispering some spicey stock secrets.

So, buckle up and prepare to be shucked by the surprising and noteworthy associations that emerge from this study. As we navigate through the labyrinth of data and statistical analyses, we invite you to join us in this "corny" yet compelling discourse, reminding you to stay grounded and not get "corn-fused" amidst the stock market fluctuations. After all, as the saying goes, "There's no business like 'stalk' business," and our research aims to shine a light on the unexpected connections underlying market forces.

With this exploration, we hope to not only leave you with a-maize-ing revelations but also plant the seeds for further investigations into the nuanced interplay between agricultural practices and stock performance. It's clear that the stock market is more than just a-maize-ing, it's also a-maize-ingly connected to the humble cob. So let's ripen our understanding and harvest the insights from this entangled web of corn and stocks.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and Enbridge's stock price (ENB). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Perhaps you also got inspiration from some board games that are vaugely related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Amaizeing Connections: Analyzing the GMO Effect on Corn and Its Impact on Enbridge's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The intersection of genetically modified organisms (GMO) in corn production and stock market fluctuations has long been a topic of intrigue and speculation. In this study, we delve into the correlation between the use of GMO in corn grown in Michigan and Enbridge's stock price (ENB). Leveraging data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we set out to uncover whether a relationship exists between these seemingly disparate entities.

Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9202181 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2002 to 2023. The results not only highlight a statistically significant association between GMO use in corn and Enbridge's stock price but also provide a platform for "corny" yet compelling discussions about the interconnectedness of agribusiness and financial markets.

It seems the GMO corn's impact on Enbridge's stock was "stalkingly" influential! Our study sheds light on the potential linkages between agricultural practices and stock performance, offering a kernel of insight that resonates with investors and analysts alike. With corny humor aside, our research underscores the importance of considering unconventional factors when analyzing market dynamics.

In conclusion, this study brings a-maize-ing revelations to the forefront, inviting further investigation into the intricate relationships between GMO, agricultural production, and stock market behavior.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Corn, often referred to as "the crop that keeps on giving," plays a pivotal role in various industries, from food production to energy generation. It is no wonder that the impact of genetically modified organisms (GMO) in corn cultivation has been a subject of constant fascination, akin to a field of mesmerizing corn mazes. The question that plagues scholars and analysts alike is, "What does GMO corn have to do with Enbridge's stock price?" Well, grab your ears of corn because you're about to embark on a journey through the stalky world of agricultural economics and stock market correlations.
As we delve into the "ear-resistible" topic of GMO corn and Enbridge's stock price, it is important to acknowledge the multifaceted nature of this investigation. We are not merely examining the "cornflation" effect on stock prices; we are seeking to uncover potential linkages that defy conventional wisdom, much like trying to find your way out of a convoluted corn maze without getting lost.
The correlation uncovered between GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and Enbridge's stock price can only be described as "a-maize-ing," akin to discovering a ruby amidst the cob! Such findings not only pique the interest of researchers but also provide investors with valuable insights to "kernels" of wisdom for their financial decisions. It's as if the cornfields are whispering some spicey stock secrets.
So, buckle up and prepare to be shucked by the surprising and noteworthy associations that emerge from this study. As we navigate through the labyrinth of data and statistical analyses, we invite you to join us in this "corny" yet compelling discourse, reminding you to stay grounded and not get "corn-fused" amidst the stock market fluctuations. After all, as the saying goes, "There's no business like 'stalk' business," and our research aims to shine a light on the unexpected connections underlying market forces.
With this exploration, we hope to not only leave you with a-maize-ing revelations but also plant the seeds for further investigations into the nuanced interplay between agricultural practices and stock performance. It's clear that the stock market is more than just a-maize-ing, it's also a-maize-ingly connected to the humble cob. So let's ripen our understanding and harvest the insights from this entangled web of corn and stocks.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The connection between agricultural practices and stock market performance has been the subject of persistent inquiry and analysis. In "Agricultural Economic Research Journal," Smith and Doe investigate the impact of genetically modified organisms (GMO) in corn cultivation on various economic indicators, including stock prices. Their study uncovers a strong positive correlation between GMO use in corn and stock performance, suggesting that the influence of agricultural practices extends far beyond the fields.

In "Journal of Financial Economics," Jones presents a comprehensive analysis of the factors that influence stock prices, delving into both traditional and unconventional variables. Surprisingly, their findings highlight a noteworthy relationship between agricultural production and stock market behavior, indicating that factors such as GMO usage in corn may wield a significant influence on stock prices, much like the way a-maize-ing weather conditions can yield a bumper crop.

Drawing from the realm of non-fiction literature, "The Omnivore's Dilemma" by Michael Pollan and "Guns, Germs, and Steel" by Jared Diamond offer insightful perspectives on the intricate interplay between agricultural practices and societal developments. These works underscore the profound impact of agricultural choices on economic, social, and environmental systems, planting the seeds for thought-provoking discussions about the far-reaching implications of GMO use in corn cultivation.

Turning our attention to fictional works, "The Grapes of Wrath" by John Steinbeck and "American Gods" by Neil Gaiman provide allegorical insights into the interconnectedness of nature, human endeavors, and societal structures. While these novels may not directly address GMO corn and stock prices, they serve as poignant reminders of the woven tapestry of human experience, where unexpected connections often lurk beneath the surface, like kernels hidden within an ear of corn.

In the realm of board games, "Agricola" and "Catan" offer playful yet thought-provoking simulations of agricultural and economic dynamics. These games, while not directly related to GMO use in corn and stock prices, evoke the complexities of resource management and strategic decision-making, reminding us that market influences can stem from the most unexpected of sources, much like stumbling upon a corny pun in a scholarly paper.

As we navigate through the literature, it becomes evident that the seemingly serendipitous intersection of GMO corn and stock prices holds the potential for a-maize-ing revelations and whimsical insights. The evidence gathered from a wide array of sources suggests that the impact of agricultural practices on stock prices transcends conventional wisdom and invites us to embrace the "a-maize-ing" possibilities hidden within these connections. It's as if the stock market and the cornfield share a cobbled path, leading to a treasure trove of unexpected correlations just waiting to be unearthed - much like the kernels nestled within an ear of corn.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and Enbridge's stock price (ENB). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2002 to 2023

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Amaizeing Connections: Analyzing the GMO Effect on Corn and Its Impact on Enbridge's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The intersection of genetically modified organisms (GMO) in corn production and stock market fluctuations has long been a topic of intrigue and speculation. In this study, we delve into the correlation between the use of GMO in corn grown in Michigan and Enbridge's stock price (ENB). Leveraging data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we set out to uncover whether a relationship exists between these seemingly disparate entities.

Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9202181 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2002 to 2023. The results not only highlight a statistically significant association between GMO use in corn and Enbridge's stock price but also provide a platform for "corny" yet compelling discussions about the interconnectedness of agribusiness and financial markets.

It seems the GMO corn's impact on Enbridge's stock was "stalkingly" influential! Our study sheds light on the potential linkages between agricultural practices and stock performance, offering a kernel of insight that resonates with investors and analysts alike. With corny humor aside, our research underscores the importance of considering unconventional factors when analyzing market dynamics.

In conclusion, this study brings a-maize-ing revelations to the forefront, inviting further investigation into the intricate relationships between GMO, agricultural production, and stock market behavior.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Corn, often referred to as "the crop that keeps on giving," plays a pivotal role in various industries, from food production to energy generation. It is no wonder that the impact of genetically modified organisms (GMO) in corn cultivation has been a subject of constant fascination, akin to a field of mesmerizing corn mazes. The question that plagues scholars and analysts alike is, "What does GMO corn have to do with Enbridge's stock price?" Well, grab your ears of corn because you're about to embark on a journey through the stalky world of agricultural economics and stock market correlations.
As we delve into the "ear-resistible" topic of GMO corn and Enbridge's stock price, it is important to acknowledge the multifaceted nature of this investigation. We are not merely examining the "cornflation" effect on stock prices; we are seeking to uncover potential linkages that defy conventional wisdom, much like trying to find your way out of a convoluted corn maze without getting lost.
The correlation uncovered between GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and Enbridge's stock price can only be described as "a-maize-ing," akin to discovering a ruby amidst the cob! Such findings not only pique the interest of researchers but also provide investors with valuable insights to "kernels" of wisdom for their financial decisions. It's as if the cornfields are whispering some spicey stock secrets.
So, buckle up and prepare to be shucked by the surprising and noteworthy associations that emerge from this study. As we navigate through the labyrinth of data and statistical analyses, we invite you to join us in this "corny" yet compelling discourse, reminding you to stay grounded and not get "corn-fused" amidst the stock market fluctuations. After all, as the saying goes, "There's no business like 'stalk' business," and our research aims to shine a light on the unexpected connections underlying market forces.
With this exploration, we hope to not only leave you with a-maize-ing revelations but also plant the seeds for further investigations into the nuanced interplay between agricultural practices and stock performance. It's clear that the stock market is more than just a-maize-ing, it's also a-maize-ingly connected to the humble cob. So let's ripen our understanding and harvest the insights from this entangled web of corn and stocks.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To peel back the layers of this a-maize-ing connection between GMO corn in Michigan and Enbridge's stock price, our research employed a combination of quantitative and qualitative methods, akin to sifting through the kernels of corn for the golden ones. We initially scoured the digital fields of the internet, focusing our efforts on data collection from reputable sources, namely the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). it was a stock research rather than a corn starchy research!

We gathered historical data spanning the years 2002 to 2023, encompassing a robust timeframe that allowed us to capture the ebb and flow of GMO corn production and its potential impact on Enbridge's stock price. The data collection process was as meticulous as tending to a prized cob, ensuring that we garnered a comprehensive and representative sample for our analyses. It really was a-maize-ing how much data was available.

With our dataset in hand, we employed sophisticated statistical analyses to wrangle insights from the sprawling cornfields of information. To examine the correlation between GMO corn use in Michigan and Enbridge's stock price, we utilized Pearson's correlation coefficient, adopting an approach as precise as calibrating the moisture content in a batch of freshly harvested corn. Of course, it was more tickle than shucking business!

In addition to quantitative analyses, we also ventured into the realm of qualitative inquiry, engaging in in-depth discussions with experts in the fields of agricultural economics and stock market dynamics. Their perspectives added a layer of depth to our findings, much like discovering a hidden gem amidst the dung heap.

Emerging from this dual-track approach was a rich tapestry of findings that emphasized the strong correlation between GMO corn production in Michigan and Enbridge's stock price, much like the harmonious symphony of a well-tuned combine harvester. The results not only underscored a statistically significant association but also provided fodder for intriguing discussions and further investigations into the tangled web of agricultural practices and financial markets.

In a nutshell or a corn Husk, our methodology utilized a blend of rigorous data collection, advanced statistical analyses, and expert insights to unearth the a-maize-ing entanglement of GMO corn and stock market performance. Our hope is that this methodology provides a-maize-ing or "corny" good insight into the interconnectedness of agribusiness and financial markets. That's a-maize-ing, right?



Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and Enbridge's stock price (ENB). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .

For the time period 2002 to 2023, you found a correlation 0.9202181, r-squared of 0.8468013, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Amaizeing Connections: Analyzing the GMO Effect on Corn and Its Impact on Enbridge's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The intersection of genetically modified organisms (GMO) in corn production and stock market fluctuations has long been a topic of intrigue and speculation. In this study, we delve into the correlation between the use of GMO in corn grown in Michigan and Enbridge's stock price (ENB). Leveraging data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we set out to uncover whether a relationship exists between these seemingly disparate entities.

Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9202181 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2002 to 2023. The results not only highlight a statistically significant association between GMO use in corn and Enbridge's stock price but also provide a platform for "corny" yet compelling discussions about the interconnectedness of agribusiness and financial markets.

It seems the GMO corn's impact on Enbridge's stock was "stalkingly" influential! Our study sheds light on the potential linkages between agricultural practices and stock performance, offering a kernel of insight that resonates with investors and analysts alike. With corny humor aside, our research underscores the importance of considering unconventional factors when analyzing market dynamics.

In conclusion, this study brings a-maize-ing revelations to the forefront, inviting further investigation into the intricate relationships between GMO, agricultural production, and stock market behavior.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Corn, often referred to as "the crop that keeps on giving," plays a pivotal role in various industries, from food production to energy generation. It is no wonder that the impact of genetically modified organisms (GMO) in corn cultivation has been a subject of constant fascination, akin to a field of mesmerizing corn mazes. The question that plagues scholars and analysts alike is, "What does GMO corn have to do with Enbridge's stock price?" Well, grab your ears of corn because you're about to embark on a journey through the stalky world of agricultural economics and stock market correlations.
As we delve into the "ear-resistible" topic of GMO corn and Enbridge's stock price, it is important to acknowledge the multifaceted nature of this investigation. We are not merely examining the "cornflation" effect on stock prices; we are seeking to uncover potential linkages that defy conventional wisdom, much like trying to find your way out of a convoluted corn maze without getting lost.
The correlation uncovered between GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and Enbridge's stock price can only be described as "a-maize-ing," akin to discovering a ruby amidst the cob! Such findings not only pique the interest of researchers but also provide investors with valuable insights to "kernels" of wisdom for their financial decisions. It's as if the cornfields are whispering some spicey stock secrets.
So, buckle up and prepare to be shucked by the surprising and noteworthy associations that emerge from this study. As we navigate through the labyrinth of data and statistical analyses, we invite you to join us in this "corny" yet compelling discourse, reminding you to stay grounded and not get "corn-fused" amidst the stock market fluctuations. After all, as the saying goes, "There's no business like 'stalk' business," and our research aims to shine a light on the unexpected connections underlying market forces.
With this exploration, we hope to not only leave you with a-maize-ing revelations but also plant the seeds for further investigations into the nuanced interplay between agricultural practices and stock performance. It's clear that the stock market is more than just a-maize-ing, it's also a-maize-ingly connected to the humble cob. So let's ripen our understanding and harvest the insights from this entangled web of corn and stocks.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our investigation into the relationship between GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and Enbridge's stock price (ENB) produced some truly "a-maize-ing" results. From 2002 to 2023, our analysis revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9202181, indicating a robust link between these seemingly unrelated variables. This correlation coefficient is so strong, it's like finding the perfect ear of corn in a field.

Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.8468013 indicated that approximately 84.68% of the variation in Enbridge's stock price can be explained by the variation in GMO use in corn grown in Michigan during the same time period. It's as if the genetic makeup of the corn directly influences the stock market, making it an ear-resistible force in shaping market dynamics.

The p-value of less than 0.01 suggests that the relationship we observed is highly statistically significant. It's safe to say that the impact of GMO corn on Enbridge's stock price is not just a kernel of truth; it's a bushel of truth with strong statistical backing. It's clear that the cornfield is full of surprises.

Additionally, our findings are vividly encapsulated in the scatterplot (Fig. 1), where the strong linear relationship between GMO use in corn and Enbridge's stock price is evident. This figure provides a pictorial representation of the connection we uncovered and serves as a visual testament to the robustness of our results.

Finally, as expected, the influence of GMO corn on Enbridge's stock price has blown the husk off conventional theories, leaving us with an undeniable link that's as "ear-resistible" as it is unexpected. This study not only serves as a-maize-ing evidence of the interconnectedness of agribusiness and financial markets but also offers a hearty harvest of insights for stakeholders and researchers alike.

In short, our results highlight the profound impact of GMO use in corn grown in Michigan on Enbridge's stock price, demonstrating that when it comes to market behavior, even the humble cornfield can yield stock-altering effects. It's a-maize-ing what happens when you plant the seeds of curiosity and stock market data – the results truly pop!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and Enbridge's stock price (ENB). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Amaizeing Connections: Analyzing the GMO Effect on Corn and Its Impact on Enbridge's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The intersection of genetically modified organisms (GMO) in corn production and stock market fluctuations has long been a topic of intrigue and speculation. In this study, we delve into the correlation between the use of GMO in corn grown in Michigan and Enbridge's stock price (ENB). Leveraging data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we set out to uncover whether a relationship exists between these seemingly disparate entities.

Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9202181 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2002 to 2023. The results not only highlight a statistically significant association between GMO use in corn and Enbridge's stock price but also provide a platform for "corny" yet compelling discussions about the interconnectedness of agribusiness and financial markets.

It seems the GMO corn's impact on Enbridge's stock was "stalkingly" influential! Our study sheds light on the potential linkages between agricultural practices and stock performance, offering a kernel of insight that resonates with investors and analysts alike. With corny humor aside, our research underscores the importance of considering unconventional factors when analyzing market dynamics.

In conclusion, this study brings a-maize-ing revelations to the forefront, inviting further investigation into the intricate relationships between GMO, agricultural production, and stock market behavior.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The connection between agricultural practices and stock market performance has been the subject of persistent inquiry and analysis. In "Agricultural Economic Research Journal," Smith and Doe investigate the impact of genetically modified organisms (GMO) in corn cultivation on various economic indicators, including stock prices. Their study uncovers a strong positive correlation between GMO use in corn and stock performance, suggesting that the influence of agricultural practices extends far beyond the fields.
In "Journal of Financial Economics," Jones presents a comprehensive analysis of the factors that influence stock prices, delving into both traditional and unconventional variables. Surprisingly, their findings highlight a noteworthy relationship between agricultural production and stock market behavior, indicating that factors such as GMO usage in corn may wield a significant influence on stock prices, much like the way a-maize-ing weather conditions can yield a bumper crop.
Drawing from the realm of non-fiction literature, "The Omnivore's Dilemma" by Michael Pollan and "Guns, Germs, and Steel" by Jared Diamond offer insightful perspectives on the intricate interplay between agricultural practices and societal developments. These works underscore the profound impact of agricultural choices on economic, social, and environmental systems, planting the seeds for thought-provoking discussions about the far-reaching implications of GMO use in corn cultivation.
Turning our attention to fictional works, "The Grapes of Wrath" by John Steinbeck and "American Gods" by Neil Gaiman provide allegorical insights into the interconnectedness of nature, human endeavors, and societal structures. While these novels may not directly address GMO corn and stock prices, they serve as poignant reminders of the woven tapestry of human experience, where unexpected connections often lurk beneath the surface, like kernels hidden within an ear of corn.
In the realm of board games, "Agricola" and "Catan" offer playful yet thought-provoking simulations of agricultural and economic dynamics. These games, while not directly related to GMO use in corn and stock prices, evoke the complexities of resource management and strategic decision-making, reminding us that market influences can stem from the most unexpected of sources, much like stumbling upon a corny pun in a scholarly paper.
As we navigate through the literature, it becomes evident that the seemingly serendipitous intersection of GMO corn and stock prices holds the potential for a-maize-ing revelations and whimsical insights. The evidence gathered from a wide array of sources suggests that the impact of agricultural practices on stock prices transcends conventional wisdom and invites us to embrace the "a-maize-ing" possibilities hidden within these connections. It's as if the stock market and the cornfield share a cobbled path, leading to a treasure trove of unexpected correlations just waiting to be unearthed - much like the kernels nestled within an ear of corn.

[[RESULTS]]
Our investigation into the relationship between GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and Enbridge's stock price (ENB) produced some truly "a-maize-ing" results. From 2002 to 2023, our analysis revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9202181, indicating a robust link between these seemingly unrelated variables. This correlation coefficient is so strong, it's like finding the perfect ear of corn in a field.
Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.8468013 indicated that approximately 84.68% of the variation in Enbridge's stock price can be explained by the variation in GMO use in corn grown in Michigan during the same time period. It's as if the genetic makeup of the corn directly influences the stock market, making it an ear-resistible force in shaping market dynamics.
The p-value of less than 0.01 suggests that the relationship we observed is highly statistically significant. It's safe to say that the impact of GMO corn on Enbridge's stock price is not just a kernel of truth; it's a bushel of truth with strong statistical backing. It's clear that the cornfield is full of surprises.
Additionally, our findings are vividly encapsulated in the scatterplot (Fig. 1), where the strong linear relationship between GMO use in corn and Enbridge's stock price is evident. This figure provides a pictorial representation of the connection we uncovered and serves as a visual testament to the robustness of our results.
Finally, as expected, the influence of GMO corn on Enbridge's stock price has blown the husk off conventional theories, leaving us with an undeniable link that's as "ear-resistible" as it is unexpected. This study not only serves as a-maize-ing evidence of the interconnectedness of agribusiness and financial markets but also offers a hearty harvest of insights for stakeholders and researchers alike.
In short, our results highlight the profound impact of GMO use in corn grown in Michigan on Enbridge's stock price, demonstrating that when it comes to market behavior, even the humble cornfield can yield stock-altering effects. It's a-maize-ing what happens when you plant the seeds of curiosity and stock market data – the results truly pop!

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of our study present an "a-maize-ing" confirmation of the previous research on the intertwined relationship between GMO use in corn cultivation and stock market dynamics. The robust correlation coefficient observed in our analysis aligns with the findings of Smith and Doe, who also identified a strong positive correlation between GMO usage in corn and stock performance. It seems that the influence of GMO corn on Enbridge's stock price is not just a mere ear-resistible conjecture but a firmly established reality. It's clear that the influence of GMO corn is no poppycock.

Similarly, the statistically significant p-value in our study echoes the sentiments expressed by Jones in his analysis of unconventional variables affecting stock prices. The p-value reinforces the notion that factors such as GMO use in corn can indeed wield a substantial influence on stock performance, akin to how a-maize-ing weather conditions can yield a bumper crop. Our findings provide empirical support for these existing insights, showcasing the tangible impact of agricultural practices on stock market behavior. It's reassuring to know that our results aren't just corny speculation.

Our study also resonates with the perspectives offered in non-fiction literature on the far-reaching implications of GMO use in corn cultivation. The strong linear relationship depicted in our scatterplot mirrors the interconnectedness illustrated in "The Omnivore's Dilemma" and "Guns, Germs, and Steel," emphasizing the profound impact of agricultural choices on economic systems. Just as a-maize-ing revelations unfold within the pages of these works, our research has unveiled the intricate tapestry of connections between GMO corn and stock prices. It's as though the kernels of wisdom from these literary sources have manifested in our statistical findings.

Moreover, the unexpected correlations uncovered in our study bear an uncanny resemblance to the playful yet thought-provoking simulations of agricultural and economic dynamics observed in "Agricola" and "Catan." The stark relationship we identified between GMO use in corn and Enbridge's stock price reinforces the notion that market influences can emanate from the most unconventional of sources. It's as if the stock market and the cornfield share a cobbled path, leading to a treasure trove of unexpected correlations just waiting to be unearthed – much like the kernels nestled within an ear of corn.

In essence, our study's alignment with prior research and literary insights further underscores the legitimacy and significance of the interconnectedness of GMO corn and stock prices. By leveraging statistical evidence, we have peeled back the layers of speculation to reveal the profound impact of agricultural practices on market behavior. Our findings serve as a testament to the a-maize-ing possibilities hidden within these connections, suggesting that when it comes to market dynamics, even the humble cornfield can yield stock-altering effects. It's ear-resistible how these seemingly unrelated entities can merge to produce a-maize-ing revelations!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and Enbridge's stock price (ENB). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Amaizeing Connections: Analyzing the GMO Effect on Corn and Its Impact on Enbridge's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The intersection of genetically modified organisms (GMO) in corn production and stock market fluctuations has long been a topic of intrigue and speculation. In this study, we delve into the correlation between the use of GMO in corn grown in Michigan and Enbridge's stock price (ENB). Leveraging data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we set out to uncover whether a relationship exists between these seemingly disparate entities.

Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9202181 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2002 to 2023. The results not only highlight a statistically significant association between GMO use in corn and Enbridge's stock price but also provide a platform for "corny" yet compelling discussions about the interconnectedness of agribusiness and financial markets.

It seems the GMO corn's impact on Enbridge's stock was "stalkingly" influential! Our study sheds light on the potential linkages between agricultural practices and stock performance, offering a kernel of insight that resonates with investors and analysts alike. With corny humor aside, our research underscores the importance of considering unconventional factors when analyzing market dynamics.

In conclusion, this study brings a-maize-ing revelations to the forefront, inviting further investigation into the intricate relationships between GMO, agricultural production, and stock market behavior.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Corn, often referred to as "the crop that keeps on giving," plays a pivotal role in various industries, from food production to energy generation. It is no wonder that the impact of genetically modified organisms (GMO) in corn cultivation has been a subject of constant fascination, akin to a field of mesmerizing corn mazes. The question that plagues scholars and analysts alike is, "What does GMO corn have to do with Enbridge's stock price?" Well, grab your ears of corn because you're about to embark on a journey through the stalky world of agricultural economics and stock market correlations.
As we delve into the "ear-resistible" topic of GMO corn and Enbridge's stock price, it is important to acknowledge the multifaceted nature of this investigation. We are not merely examining the "cornflation" effect on stock prices; we are seeking to uncover potential linkages that defy conventional wisdom, much like trying to find your way out of a convoluted corn maze without getting lost.
The correlation uncovered between GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and Enbridge's stock price can only be described as "a-maize-ing," akin to discovering a ruby amidst the cob! Such findings not only pique the interest of researchers but also provide investors with valuable insights to "kernels" of wisdom for their financial decisions. It's as if the cornfields are whispering some spicey stock secrets.
So, buckle up and prepare to be shucked by the surprising and noteworthy associations that emerge from this study. As we navigate through the labyrinth of data and statistical analyses, we invite you to join us in this "corny" yet compelling discourse, reminding you to stay grounded and not get "corn-fused" amidst the stock market fluctuations. After all, as the saying goes, "There's no business like 'stalk' business," and our research aims to shine a light on the unexpected connections underlying market forces.
With this exploration, we hope to not only leave you with a-maize-ing revelations but also plant the seeds for further investigations into the nuanced interplay between agricultural practices and stock performance. It's clear that the stock market is more than just a-maize-ing, it's also a-maize-ingly connected to the humble cob. So let's ripen our understanding and harvest the insights from this entangled web of corn and stocks.

[[RESULTS]]
Our investigation into the relationship between GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and Enbridge's stock price (ENB) produced some truly "a-maize-ing" results. From 2002 to 2023, our analysis revealed a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9202181, indicating a robust link between these seemingly unrelated variables. This correlation coefficient is so strong, it's like finding the perfect ear of corn in a field.
Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.8468013 indicated that approximately 84.68% of the variation in Enbridge's stock price can be explained by the variation in GMO use in corn grown in Michigan during the same time period. It's as if the genetic makeup of the corn directly influences the stock market, making it an ear-resistible force in shaping market dynamics.
The p-value of less than 0.01 suggests that the relationship we observed is highly statistically significant. It's safe to say that the impact of GMO corn on Enbridge's stock price is not just a kernel of truth; it's a bushel of truth with strong statistical backing. It's clear that the cornfield is full of surprises.
Additionally, our findings are vividly encapsulated in the scatterplot (Fig. 1), where the strong linear relationship between GMO use in corn and Enbridge's stock price is evident. This figure provides a pictorial representation of the connection we uncovered and serves as a visual testament to the robustness of our results.
Finally, as expected, the influence of GMO corn on Enbridge's stock price has blown the husk off conventional theories, leaving us with an undeniable link that's as "ear-resistible" as it is unexpected. This study not only serves as a-maize-ing evidence of the interconnectedness of agribusiness and financial markets but also offers a hearty harvest of insights for stakeholders and researchers alike.
In short, our results highlight the profound impact of GMO use in corn grown in Michigan on Enbridge's stock price, demonstrating that when it comes to market behavior, even the humble cornfield can yield stock-altering effects. It's a-maize-ing what happens when you plant the seeds of curiosity and stock market data – the results truly pop!

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, the results of our investigation yield a-maize-ing insights into the intricate relationship between GMO use in corn grown in Michigan and Enbridge's stock price (ENB). The robust correlation uncovered between these seemingly disparate entities not only adds fodder to agribusiness and financial market discussions but also provides a "cornucopia" of opportunities for further exploration.

The strong statistical significance, as evidenced by the correlation coefficient and p-value, suggests that the influence of GMO corn on Enbridge's stock price is not merely a "stalky" coincidence but a significant market-driving force. It's as if the cornfields hold the secret to successful stock predictions - talk about a-maize-ing foresight!

These findings underscore the need for investors to "earmark" agricultural practices as potential indicators of stock performance, offering a fresh perspective on market dynamics. It's time we stop thinking of corn as just a staple food and start seeing it as a market influencer - a-maize-ing, isn't it?

In light of these revelations, we are fully convinced that no more research is needed in this area. The "kernel" of truth has been uncovered, and we can confidently say that the GMO corn's impact on Enbridge's stock has been "stalkingly" influential!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Amaizeing Connections: Analyzing the GMO Effect on Corn and Its Impact on Enbridge's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Agri-Financial Analysis


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Amaizeing Connections: Analyzing the GMO Effect on Corn and Its Impact on Enbridge's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Agricultural Biotech Research and Development


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Amaizeing Connections: Analyzing the GMO Effect on Corn and Its Impact on Enbridge's Stock Price with an abstract of The intersection of genetically modified organisms (GMO) in corn production and stock market fluctuations has long been a topic of intrigue and speculation. In this study, we delve into the correlation between the use of GMO in corn grown in Michigan and Enbridge's stock price (ENB). Leveraging data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we set out to uncover whether a relationship exists between these seemingly disparate entities.
Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9202181 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2002 to 2023. The results not only highlight a statistically significant association between GMO use in corn and Enbridge's stock price but also provide a platform for "corny" yet compelling discussions about the interconnectedness of agribusiness and financial markets.
It seems the GMO corn's impact on Enbridge's stock was "stalkingly" influential! Our study sheds light on the potential linkages between agricultural practices and stock performance, offering a kernel of insight that resonates with investors and analysts alike. With corny humor aside, our research underscores the importance of considering unconventional factors when analyzing market dynamics.
In conclusion, this study brings a-maize-ing revelations to the forefront, inviting further investigation into the intricate relationships between GMO, agricultural production, and stock market behavior.

ChatGPT:

GMO, corn production, Enbridge stock price, correlation, USDA data, LSEG Analytics, genetically modified organisms, agribusiness, financial markets, stock market fluctuations, agricultural practices, stock performance, market dynamics, GMO impact on stock price, GMO in corn, Michigan corn production

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Data details

GMO use in corn grown in Michigan
Detailed data title: Percent of all corn planted in Michigan genetically modified with both Bt and HT
Source: USDA
See what else correlates with GMO use in corn grown in Michigan

Enbridge's stock price (ENB)
Detailed data title: Opening price of Enbridge (ENB) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function

See what else correlates with Enbridge's stock price (ENB)

Correlation r = 0.9202181 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8468013 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 84.7% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Enbridge's stock price (ENB)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., GMO use in corn grown in Michigan) over the 22 years from 2002 through 2023.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.4E-9. 0.0000000013525465668196982000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.92 in 1.4E-7% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 739,346,078 random variables You don't actually need 739 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 21 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 21 because we have two variables measured over a period of 22 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.81, 0.97 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2002200320042005200620072008200920102011201220132014201520162017201820192020202120222023
GMO use in corn grown in Michigan (GMO corn %)2345101933424452527176747071727574768181
Enbridge's stock price (ENB) (Stock price)6.786.8410.3412.3515.6317.1820.216.2823.4528.3837.844.0543.5751.0332.6242.5239.3630.7439.832.3539.1338.91




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([2,3,4,5,10,19,33,42,44,52,52,71,76,74,70,71,72,75,74,76,81,81,])
array_2 = np.array([6.78,6.84,10.34,12.35,15.63,17.18,20.2,16.28,23.45,28.38,37.8,44.05,43.57,51.03,32.62,42.52,39.36,30.74,39.8,32.35,39.13,38.91,])
array_1_name = "GMO use in corn grown in Michigan"
array_2_name = "Enbridge's stock price (ENB)"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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