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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Cost to send a letter via the USPS and the second variable is Google searches for 'i am dizzy'.  The chart goes from 2006 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

People are getting light-headed from the shock of the new postage rates, leading to an uptick in searches for "i am dizzy." It's a real mail-biter!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a futuristic post office where a humanoid figure is standing in line, holding a letter, and looking slightly confused. The figure is wearing futuristic clothing and has a holographic phone in hand, with a search bar displaying "i am dizzy." In the background, display a translucent holographic image showing the cost to send a letter via USPS. The scene should exude a sense of advanced technology and modernity. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Cost to send a letter via the USPS and Google searches for 'i am dizzy'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie Scalar art Psychedelic Cutsy graphics Futuristic
ChatGPT: Futuristic

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Cost to send a letter via the USPS and Google searches for 'i am dizzy' together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A person standing in line at a post office, holding a letter and looking slightly confused, while simultaneously searching "i am dizzy" on their phone. The cost to send a letter via USPS and their internet search are depicted in the same scene.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Futuristic ] and depicting this scene: A person standing in line at a post office, holding a letter and looking slightly confused, while simultaneously searching "i am dizzy" on their phone. The cost to send a letter via USPS and their internet search are depicted in the same scene. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a futuristic post office where a humanoid figure is standing in line, holding a letter, and looking slightly confused. The figure is wearing futuristic clothing and has a holographic phone in hand, with a search bar displaying "i am dizzy." In the background, display a translucent holographic image showing the cost to send a letter via USPS. The scene should exude a sense of advanced technology and modernity.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Cost to send a letter via the USPS caused i am dizzy (Google searches for 'i am dizzy') to increase. Make it feel plausible.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Airmail Tales: The Vertigo of Postage Costs and Google Searches

Journal of Postal Economics and Internet Psychology

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cost to send a letter via the USPS and Google searches for 'i am dizzy'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Include a pun in the title.

Your research team used data from US Postal Service and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9795795 and p < 0.01 for 2006 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Airmail Tales: The Vertigo of Postage Costs and Google Searches

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the unexpected relationship between the cost to send a letter via the United States Postal Service and the frequency of Google searches for 'I am dizzy.' Leveraging data from the USPS and Google Trends spanning the years 2006 to 2022, a strong correlation coefficient of 0.9795795 and p < 0.01 emerged. Surprisingly, this study unearthed a perplexing link between these seemingly unrelated phenomena, prompting further inquiry into the dizzying effects of postage rates on public behavioral patterns.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cost to send a letter via the USPS and Google searches for 'i am dizzy'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Airmail Tales: The Vertigo of Postage Costs and Google Searches

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the unexpected relationship between the cost to send a letter via the United States Postal Service and the frequency of Google searches for 'I am dizzy.' Leveraging data from the USPS and Google Trends spanning the years 2006 to 2022, a strong correlation coefficient of 0.9795795 and p < 0.01 emerged. Surprisingly, this study unearthed a perplexing link between these seemingly unrelated phenomena, prompting further inquiry into the dizzying effects of postage rates on public behavioral patterns.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The postal service has long been a staple of communication, serving as the vehicle for delivering personal missives, bills, and the occasional wedding invitation. Likewise, the proliferation of internet search engines has revolutionized information retrieval, providing a window into the collective curiosities of the digital populace. However, one might not expect these two realms to intersect in any meaningful way. Surprisingly, our investigation into the connection between the cost to send a letter via the United States Postal Service (USPS) and the frequency of Google searches for 'I am dizzy' has yielded some rather head-spinning results.

Airmail, known for its soaring rates and weighty impact on postal budgets, takes center stage in this curious tale of correlation. When examining the temporal trajectory of postage costs and the ebbs and flows of 'I am dizzy' Google searches from 2006 to 2022, a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9795795 loomed large, leaving us in a rather dizzying state ourselves. As if calculating correlations wasn't disorienting enough, the significance level of p < 0.01 accentuates the undeniable link between these disparate variables.

This revelation prompts a closer examination of the perplexing link between the mundane act of affixing stamps and the virtual proclamations of dizziness online. The curious dance between postage costs and search engine queries beckons us to scrutinize the dizzying impact of pricing on public behavior and cognitive states. While it may seem like an odd pairing, as researchers, it is our duty to appreciate the unexpected and embrace the unexplored intersections of human behavior, statistics, and the whims of the digital age. This paper aims to unravel the enigma of these intertwined phenomena and shed light on the intricate web of correlations that often lurk beneath the seemingly mundane.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cost to send a letter via the USPS and Google searches for 'i am dizzy'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a couple popular internet memes that are related to one of the topics.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Airmail Tales: The Vertigo of Postage Costs and Google Searches

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the unexpected relationship between the cost to send a letter via the United States Postal Service and the frequency of Google searches for 'I am dizzy.' Leveraging data from the USPS and Google Trends spanning the years 2006 to 2022, a strong correlation coefficient of 0.9795795 and p < 0.01 emerged. Surprisingly, this study unearthed a perplexing link between these seemingly unrelated phenomena, prompting further inquiry into the dizzying effects of postage rates on public behavioral patterns.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The postal service has long been a staple of communication, serving as the vehicle for delivering personal missives, bills, and the occasional wedding invitation. Likewise, the proliferation of internet search engines has revolutionized information retrieval, providing a window into the collective curiosities of the digital populace. However, one might not expect these two realms to intersect in any meaningful way. Surprisingly, our investigation into the connection between the cost to send a letter via the United States Postal Service (USPS) and the frequency of Google searches for 'I am dizzy' has yielded some rather head-spinning results.
Airmail, known for its soaring rates and weighty impact on postal budgets, takes center stage in this curious tale of correlation. When examining the temporal trajectory of postage costs and the ebbs and flows of 'I am dizzy' Google searches from 2006 to 2022, a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9795795 loomed large, leaving us in a rather dizzying state ourselves. As if calculating correlations wasn't disorienting enough, the significance level of p < 0.01 accentuates the undeniable link between these disparate variables.
This revelation prompts a closer examination of the perplexing link between the mundane act of affixing stamps and the virtual proclamations of dizziness online. The curious dance between postage costs and search engine queries beckons us to scrutinize the dizzying impact of pricing on public behavior and cognitive states. While it may seem like an odd pairing, as researchers, it is our duty to appreciate the unexpected and embrace the unexplored intersections of human behavior, statistics, and the whims of the digital age. This paper aims to unravel the enigma of these intertwined phenomena and shed light on the intricate web of correlations that often lurk beneath the seemingly mundane.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The investigation into the connection between the cost to send a letter via the United States Postal Service (USPS) and the frequency of Google searches for 'I am dizzy' has opened the proverbial can of worms. A plethora of research has probed the peculiar correlations between seemingly unrelated phenomena, illuminating a labyrinth of curiosities. Smith (2015) delved into the economic implications of postage pricing strategies, shedding light on the intricate web of factors influencing consumer behaviors in the postal market. Furthermore, Doe (2018) unveiled the psychological toll of dizzy spells and their impact on individual well-being, a poignant exploration that resonates with our endeavor to decipher the enigmatic dance between dizzying postal rates and virtual expressions of vertigo.

Turning to the realm of non-fiction literature, "The Evolution of Stamps: From Penny Blacks to Forever" by Jones (2019) provides a comprehensive historical account of postage development, laying the groundwork for our understanding of the multifaceted nature of airmail. Additionally, "The Neurobiology of Dizziness and Vertigo" by White (2017) offers a deep dive into the physiological underpinnings of the disorienting sensation, furnishing valuable insights into the visceral experiences that may prompt individuals to seek solace in the digital realm.

In the realm of fiction, the parallel dimensions of communication and disorientation converge in "The Postman Always Rings Twice" by Cain (1934), presenting a literary backdrop for the intersection of postage and dizziness. Similarly, the cryptic allure of perplexing correlations is encapsulated in the enigmatic musings of Borges' "Labyrinths" (1962), providing a metaphorical lens through which to contemplate the convoluted link between postal costs and digital dizziness.

In the digital sphere, the widespread meme "Distracted Boyfriend" encapsulates the capricious nature of human attention, mirroring the flurry of online queries that our study endeavors to unravel. Moreover, the omnipresent "Dizzy Mr. Krabs" meme serves as a whimsical nod to the ubiquity of dizziness-related expressions in the digital lexicon, underscoring the pervasive nature of vertiginous phenomena in the online landscape.

As we navigate the intriguing confluence of postage economics and virtual expressions of dizziness, it is imperative to appreciate the diverse tapestry of literature that informs our investigation, spanning the nuanced realms of academia, non-fiction narratives, fictional allegories, and digital cultural phenomena.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cost to send a letter via the USPS and Google searches for 'i am dizzy'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Postal Service and Google Trends . You used data from 2006 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Airmail Tales: The Vertigo of Postage Costs and Google Searches

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the unexpected relationship between the cost to send a letter via the United States Postal Service and the frequency of Google searches for 'I am dizzy.' Leveraging data from the USPS and Google Trends spanning the years 2006 to 2022, a strong correlation coefficient of 0.9795795 and p < 0.01 emerged. Surprisingly, this study unearthed a perplexing link between these seemingly unrelated phenomena, prompting further inquiry into the dizzying effects of postage rates on public behavioral patterns.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The postal service has long been a staple of communication, serving as the vehicle for delivering personal missives, bills, and the occasional wedding invitation. Likewise, the proliferation of internet search engines has revolutionized information retrieval, providing a window into the collective curiosities of the digital populace. However, one might not expect these two realms to intersect in any meaningful way. Surprisingly, our investigation into the connection between the cost to send a letter via the United States Postal Service (USPS) and the frequency of Google searches for 'I am dizzy' has yielded some rather head-spinning results.
Airmail, known for its soaring rates and weighty impact on postal budgets, takes center stage in this curious tale of correlation. When examining the temporal trajectory of postage costs and the ebbs and flows of 'I am dizzy' Google searches from 2006 to 2022, a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9795795 loomed large, leaving us in a rather dizzying state ourselves. As if calculating correlations wasn't disorienting enough, the significance level of p < 0.01 accentuates the undeniable link between these disparate variables.
This revelation prompts a closer examination of the perplexing link between the mundane act of affixing stamps and the virtual proclamations of dizziness online. The curious dance between postage costs and search engine queries beckons us to scrutinize the dizzying impact of pricing on public behavior and cognitive states. While it may seem like an odd pairing, as researchers, it is our duty to appreciate the unexpected and embrace the unexplored intersections of human behavior, statistics, and the whims of the digital age. This paper aims to unravel the enigma of these intertwined phenomena and shed light on the intricate web of correlations that often lurk beneath the seemingly mundane.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

The methodology of this study entailed a meticulous and, at times, convoluted process of data collection, preparation, and analysis. Data on postage costs was obtained from the official records of the United States Postal Service (USPS), capturing the fluctuations in first-class mail rates over the period of 2006 to 2022. Meanwhile, the frequency of Google searches for the phrase 'I am dizzy' was extracted from Google Trends, providing an insight into the public's virtual admissions of disorientation.

To ensure the integrity of the data, several methodological safeguards were employed. The USPS data was cross-referenced with historical documents to validate the accuracy of the postage cost records. Additionally, the 'I am dizzy' Google searches were scrutinized for any spurious spikes or irregularities, given the inherent volatility of online search behaviors. The utilization of Google Trends allowed for the normalization of search volume, leveling the playing field for comparison across the years.

Once the raw data was meticulously gathered, it underwent a thorough process of pre-processing and quality assurance. This involved cleaning the data to rectify any aberrations, inconsistencies, or missing values that could potentially confound the subsequent analysis. Additionally, outliers were identified and treated with due diligence, ensuring that no single data point wielded undue influence over the subsequent statistical procedures.

The analysis of the relationship between postage costs and 'I am dizzy' Google searches was predicated on the utilization of advanced statistical techniques. A particularly noteworthy tool for this study was the calculation of Pearson's correlation coefficient, which enabled the quantification of the strength and direction of the linear relationship between the variables under investigation. This correlation analysis served as the linchpin for elucidating the perplexing connection between the cost to send a letter via USPS and the public's proclamations of dizziness in the digital realm.

Moreover, the significance of the correlation was rigorously assessed through the application of hypothesis testing, employing a confidence level of 99% to substantiate the robustness of the findings. The computation of p-values served as a litmus test for the statistical significance of the observed correlation, providing empirical support for the noteworthy association between postage costs and 'I am dizzy' Google searches.

In summation, the methodological approach of this study was underpinned by a judicious combination of data collection, validation, pre-processing, and statistical analyses, culminating in the illumination of the enigmatic relationship between seemingly incongruous variables. The methodological rigour employed therein underpins the robustness of the findings, paving the way for a clearer understanding of the nexus between Airmail's financial burden and the virtual expressions of dizziness.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cost to send a letter via the USPS and Google searches for 'i am dizzy'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Postal Service and Google Trends .

For the time period 2006 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9795795, r-squared of 0.9595759, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Airmail Tales: The Vertigo of Postage Costs and Google Searches

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the unexpected relationship between the cost to send a letter via the United States Postal Service and the frequency of Google searches for 'I am dizzy.' Leveraging data from the USPS and Google Trends spanning the years 2006 to 2022, a strong correlation coefficient of 0.9795795 and p < 0.01 emerged. Surprisingly, this study unearthed a perplexing link between these seemingly unrelated phenomena, prompting further inquiry into the dizzying effects of postage rates on public behavioral patterns.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The postal service has long been a staple of communication, serving as the vehicle for delivering personal missives, bills, and the occasional wedding invitation. Likewise, the proliferation of internet search engines has revolutionized information retrieval, providing a window into the collective curiosities of the digital populace. However, one might not expect these two realms to intersect in any meaningful way. Surprisingly, our investigation into the connection between the cost to send a letter via the United States Postal Service (USPS) and the frequency of Google searches for 'I am dizzy' has yielded some rather head-spinning results.
Airmail, known for its soaring rates and weighty impact on postal budgets, takes center stage in this curious tale of correlation. When examining the temporal trajectory of postage costs and the ebbs and flows of 'I am dizzy' Google searches from 2006 to 2022, a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9795795 loomed large, leaving us in a rather dizzying state ourselves. As if calculating correlations wasn't disorienting enough, the significance level of p < 0.01 accentuates the undeniable link between these disparate variables.
This revelation prompts a closer examination of the perplexing link between the mundane act of affixing stamps and the virtual proclamations of dizziness online. The curious dance between postage costs and search engine queries beckons us to scrutinize the dizzying impact of pricing on public behavior and cognitive states. While it may seem like an odd pairing, as researchers, it is our duty to appreciate the unexpected and embrace the unexplored intersections of human behavior, statistics, and the whims of the digital age. This paper aims to unravel the enigma of these intertwined phenomena and shed light on the intricate web of correlations that often lurk beneath the seemingly mundane.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our investigation into the connection between the cost to send a letter via the United States Postal Service (USPS) and the frequency of Google searches for 'I am dizzy' from 2006 to 2022 have left us feeling slightly off-balance. A tight relationship emerged, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9795795, suggesting a strong positive association between these ostensibly disparate variables. The r-squared value of 0.9595759 further encapsulates the snug fit of the data to the regression line, indicating that the postage costs explain approximately 95.96% of the variability in the frequency of 'I am dizzy' Google searches.

The level of statistical significance, denoted by p < 0.01, reinforced the robustness of this unexpected link, implying that the likelihood of observing such a strong relationship by random chance is less than 1 in 100. To visually encapsulate this perplexing union, we present a scatterplot (Fig. 1) showcasing the remarkably tight clustering of data points, highlighting the synchronous rise and fall of postage costs and 'I am dizzy' searches.

It is with certain amusement that we confront the confounding nature of these findings. The connection between the straightforward act of affixing stamps and the enigmatic proclamations of dizziness in the digital realm begs for further scrutiny. One may jest that the laborious task of compiling such data has indeed left us feeling a bit dizzy ourselves. Nevertheless, despite the disorienting implications, these results beckon us to delve deeper into the cognitive and behavioral repercussions of postal rates on the virtual expressions of dizziness. The data paint a picture of intertwined fates, entwining the mundanity of postage costs with the ethereal sensations of disorientation, inspiring us to unravel the dizzying conundrum that lies at the intersection of snail mail and cyberspace.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cost to send a letter via the USPS and Google searches for 'i am dizzy'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Airmail Tales: The Vertigo of Postage Costs and Google Searches

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the unexpected relationship between the cost to send a letter via the United States Postal Service and the frequency of Google searches for 'I am dizzy.' Leveraging data from the USPS and Google Trends spanning the years 2006 to 2022, a strong correlation coefficient of 0.9795795 and p < 0.01 emerged. Surprisingly, this study unearthed a perplexing link between these seemingly unrelated phenomena, prompting further inquiry into the dizzying effects of postage rates on public behavioral patterns.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The investigation into the connection between the cost to send a letter via the United States Postal Service (USPS) and the frequency of Google searches for 'I am dizzy' has opened the proverbial can of worms. A plethora of research has probed the peculiar correlations between seemingly unrelated phenomena, illuminating a labyrinth of curiosities. Smith (2015) delved into the economic implications of postage pricing strategies, shedding light on the intricate web of factors influencing consumer behaviors in the postal market. Furthermore, Doe (2018) unveiled the psychological toll of dizzy spells and their impact on individual well-being, a poignant exploration that resonates with our endeavor to decipher the enigmatic dance between dizzying postal rates and virtual expressions of vertigo.
Turning to the realm of non-fiction literature, "The Evolution of Stamps: From Penny Blacks to Forever" by Jones (2019) provides a comprehensive historical account of postage development, laying the groundwork for our understanding of the multifaceted nature of airmail. Additionally, "The Neurobiology of Dizziness and Vertigo" by White (2017) offers a deep dive into the physiological underpinnings of the disorienting sensation, furnishing valuable insights into the visceral experiences that may prompt individuals to seek solace in the digital realm.
In the realm of fiction, the parallel dimensions of communication and disorientation converge in "The Postman Always Rings Twice" by Cain (1934), presenting a literary backdrop for the intersection of postage and dizziness. Similarly, the cryptic allure of perplexing correlations is encapsulated in the enigmatic musings of Borges' "Labyrinths" (1962), providing a metaphorical lens through which to contemplate the convoluted link between postal costs and digital dizziness.
In the digital sphere, the widespread meme "Distracted Boyfriend" encapsulates the capricious nature of human attention, mirroring the flurry of online queries that our study endeavors to unravel. Moreover, the omnipresent "Dizzy Mr. Krabs" meme serves as a whimsical nod to the ubiquity of dizziness-related expressions in the digital lexicon, underscoring the pervasive nature of vertiginous phenomena in the online landscape.
As we navigate the intriguing confluence of postage economics and virtual expressions of dizziness, it is imperative to appreciate the diverse tapestry of literature that informs our investigation, spanning the nuanced realms of academia, non-fiction narratives, fictional allegories, and digital cultural phenomena.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the connection between the cost to send a letter via the United States Postal Service (USPS) and the frequency of Google searches for 'I am dizzy' from 2006 to 2022 have left us feeling slightly off-balance. A tight relationship emerged, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9795795, suggesting a strong positive association between these ostensibly disparate variables. The r-squared value of 0.9595759 further encapsulates the snug fit of the data to the regression line, indicating that the postage costs explain approximately 95.96% of the variability in the frequency of 'I am dizzy' Google searches.
The level of statistical significance, denoted by p < 0.01, reinforced the robustness of this unexpected link, implying that the likelihood of observing such a strong relationship by random chance is less than 1 in 100. To visually encapsulate this perplexing union, we present a scatterplot (Fig. 1) showcasing the remarkably tight clustering of data points, highlighting the synchronous rise and fall of postage costs and 'I am dizzy' searches.
It is with certain amusement that we confront the confounding nature of these findings. The connection between the straightforward act of affixing stamps and the enigmatic proclamations of dizziness in the digital realm begs for further scrutiny. One may jest that the laborious task of compiling such data has indeed left us feeling a bit dizzy ourselves. Nevertheless, despite the disorienting implications, these results beckon us to delve deeper into the cognitive and behavioral repercussions of postal rates on the virtual expressions of dizziness. The data paint a picture of intertwined fates, entwining the mundanity of postage costs with the ethereal sensations of disorientation, inspiring us to unravel the dizzying conundrum that lies at the intersection of snail mail and cyberspace.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The uncovering of a robust correlation between the cost to send a letter via the United States Postal Service (USPS) and the frequency of Google searches for 'I am dizzy' has sent ripples through the academic community, reminiscent of the sensation one experiences during an unexpected bout of vertigo. Our results not only echo the prior research that probed the labyrinthine entanglement of seemingly unrelated phenomena, but they also shed light on the intricate dance between postal economics and virtual expressions of disorientation.

The literature review hinted at the multidimensional nature of our investigation by weaving a tapestry of curiosities spanning economic, psychological, historical, and even fictional dimensions. Smith’s (2015) economic insights into postage pricing strategies foreshadowed our exploration of the economic implications of postage costs on consumer behaviors, while Doe’s (2018) study on the psychological toll of dizziness set the stage for our understanding of the emotional undercurrents that may prompt individuals to seek solace in the digital realm.

Furthermore, the historical accounts of postage development provided by Jones (2019) primed our understanding of the evolution of airmail, akin to a postage stamp that steadily gains value over time. Additionally, White’s (2017) neurobiological elucidation of dizziness offered a physiological lens through which to discern the visceral experiences that may propel individuals to navigate the digital landscape in search of equilibrium, much like sailors navigating treacherous waters.

The resonance between these prior explorations and our own findings underscores the interconnectedness of scholarly pursuits, much like the synchronous rise and fall of postage costs and 'I am dizzy' searches. In the digital realm, the enigmatic musings of Borges (1962) and the widespread meme "Distracted Boyfriend" serve as subtle reminders of the capricious nature of human attention and the ubiquitous presence of dizziness-related expressions in the online lexicon, reflective of the web of complexity that our investigation seeks to unravel.

Our results, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9795795 and p < 0.01, bolster the prior research by providing empirical support for the intricate link between postage costs and virtual expressions of vertigo. The snug fit of the data to the regression line, denoted by the r-squared value of 0.9595759, further accentuates the substantial explanatory power of postage rates in elucidating the variability in the frequency of 'I am dizzy' Google searches.

In conclusion, our inquiry into the dizzying effects of postage rates on public behavioral patterns has revealed a compelling union between seemingly incongruous entities, akin to the fortuitous pairing of perfectly matched stamps. While the confounding nature of these findings may initially leave one feeling a bit light-headed, they beckon us to delve deeper into the cognitive and behavioral repercussions of postal rates on the virtual expressions of dizziness. It is in the face of such unexpected revelations that the frontiers of research expand, navigating uncharted territories with a sense of humor and humility akin to a dazed explorer in an uncharted labyrinth.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Cost to send a letter via the USPS and Google searches for 'i am dizzy'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Airmail Tales: The Vertigo of Postage Costs and Google Searches

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the unexpected relationship between the cost to send a letter via the United States Postal Service and the frequency of Google searches for 'I am dizzy.' Leveraging data from the USPS and Google Trends spanning the years 2006 to 2022, a strong correlation coefficient of 0.9795795 and p < 0.01 emerged. Surprisingly, this study unearthed a perplexing link between these seemingly unrelated phenomena, prompting further inquiry into the dizzying effects of postage rates on public behavioral patterns.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The postal service has long been a staple of communication, serving as the vehicle for delivering personal missives, bills, and the occasional wedding invitation. Likewise, the proliferation of internet search engines has revolutionized information retrieval, providing a window into the collective curiosities of the digital populace. However, one might not expect these two realms to intersect in any meaningful way. Surprisingly, our investigation into the connection between the cost to send a letter via the United States Postal Service (USPS) and the frequency of Google searches for 'I am dizzy' has yielded some rather head-spinning results.
Airmail, known for its soaring rates and weighty impact on postal budgets, takes center stage in this curious tale of correlation. When examining the temporal trajectory of postage costs and the ebbs and flows of 'I am dizzy' Google searches from 2006 to 2022, a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9795795 loomed large, leaving us in a rather dizzying state ourselves. As if calculating correlations wasn't disorienting enough, the significance level of p < 0.01 accentuates the undeniable link between these disparate variables.
This revelation prompts a closer examination of the perplexing link between the mundane act of affixing stamps and the virtual proclamations of dizziness online. The curious dance between postage costs and search engine queries beckons us to scrutinize the dizzying impact of pricing on public behavior and cognitive states. While it may seem like an odd pairing, as researchers, it is our duty to appreciate the unexpected and embrace the unexplored intersections of human behavior, statistics, and the whims of the digital age. This paper aims to unravel the enigma of these intertwined phenomena and shed light on the intricate web of correlations that often lurk beneath the seemingly mundane.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the connection between the cost to send a letter via the United States Postal Service (USPS) and the frequency of Google searches for 'I am dizzy' from 2006 to 2022 have left us feeling slightly off-balance. A tight relationship emerged, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9795795, suggesting a strong positive association between these ostensibly disparate variables. The r-squared value of 0.9595759 further encapsulates the snug fit of the data to the regression line, indicating that the postage costs explain approximately 95.96% of the variability in the frequency of 'I am dizzy' Google searches.
The level of statistical significance, denoted by p < 0.01, reinforced the robustness of this unexpected link, implying that the likelihood of observing such a strong relationship by random chance is less than 1 in 100. To visually encapsulate this perplexing union, we present a scatterplot (Fig. 1) showcasing the remarkably tight clustering of data points, highlighting the synchronous rise and fall of postage costs and 'I am dizzy' searches.
It is with certain amusement that we confront the confounding nature of these findings. The connection between the straightforward act of affixing stamps and the enigmatic proclamations of dizziness in the digital realm begs for further scrutiny. One may jest that the laborious task of compiling such data has indeed left us feeling a bit dizzy ourselves. Nevertheless, despite the disorienting implications, these results beckon us to delve deeper into the cognitive and behavioral repercussions of postal rates on the virtual expressions of dizziness. The data paint a picture of intertwined fates, entwining the mundanity of postage costs with the ethereal sensations of disorientation, inspiring us to unravel the dizzying conundrum that lies at the intersection of snail mail and cyberspace.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, the correlation between the cost to send a letter via the United States Postal Service and the frequency of Google searches for 'I am dizzy' has left us in a bit of a spin. These findings suggest a strong association between the pragmatic world of postage pricing and the whimsical realm of virtual dizziness proclamations. It is indeed a curious case of seemingly unrelated variables entwining like a tangled ball of yarn.

The robust correlation coefficient of 0.9795795 and the minuscule p-value of < 0.01 have firmly established the statistical significance of this unlikely bond. The visual representation of the data in the scatterplot (Fig. 1) further illustrates the synchronous rise and fall of postage costs and 'I am dizzy' searches, akin to a waltz between the tangible and intangible.

While the unexpected nature of these findings may leave us feeling a bit off-kilter, it has also sparked a certain intellectual pizzazz, provoking contemplation of the multifaceted impact of postal rates on the virtual expressions of dizziness. The intricate dance between these variables serves as a reminder of the serendipitous discoveries that await those brave enough to traverse the uncharted terrain of statistical inquiry.

In light of these results, it appears that the age-old practice of affixing stamps may indeed have more far-reaching consequences than anticipated, transcending the physical realm to cast a beguiling shadow in the digital sphere. As such, it is with a certain degree of whimsy that we assert that further investigation in this area is not necessary, for we may have already plumbed the dizzying depths of this unlikely liaison.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Airmail Tales: The Vertigo of Postage Costs and Google Searches. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Postal Economics and Internet Psychology


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Airmail Tales: The Vertigo of Postage Costs and Google Searches. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Association for Cognitive Studies in Postal Economics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Airmail Tales: The Vertigo of Postage Costs and Google Searches with an abstract of This paper investigates the unexpected relationship between the cost to send a letter via the United States Postal Service and the frequency of Google searches for 'I am dizzy.' Leveraging data from the USPS and Google Trends spanning the years 2006 to 2022, a strong correlation coefficient of 0.9795795 and p < 0.01 emerged. Surprisingly, this study unearthed a perplexing link between these seemingly unrelated phenomena, prompting further inquiry into the dizzying effects of postage rates on public behavioral patterns.

ChatGPT:

USPS postage costs, Google search frequency, letter postage rates, public behavioral patterns, correlation between postage costs and dizziness, USPS data analysis, Google Trends analysis, United States Postal Service, public behavior trends, dizzy effects of postage rates

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Data details

Cost to send a letter via the USPS
Detailed data title: US Postal Service Letter Rate
Source: US Postal Service
See what else correlates with Cost to send a letter via the USPS

Google searches for 'i am dizzy'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'i am dizzy' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

See what else correlates with Google searches for 'i am dizzy'

Correlation r = 0.9795795 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9595759 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 96% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'i am dizzy') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Cost to send a letter via the USPS) over the 17 years from 2006 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 7.3E-12. 0.0000000000073173372678010000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.98 in 7.3E-10% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 136,661,734,098 random variables You don't actually need 136 billion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 16 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 16 because we have two variables measured over a period of 17 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.94, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Cost to send a letter via the USPS (US Dollar per first ounce)0.390.410.420.440.440.440.450.460.490.490.470.490.50.550.550.580.6
Google searches for 'i am dizzy' (Rel. search volume)8.6666711.666715.2520.83332932.416738.416740.416741.916743.166743.083348.916752.833361.575.333380.587.5833




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([0.39,0.41,0.42,0.44,0.44,0.44,0.45,0.46,0.49,0.49,0.47,0.49,0.5,0.55,0.55,0.58,0.6,])
array_2 = np.array([8.66667,11.6667,15.25,20.8333,29,32.4167,38.4167,40.4167,41.9167,43.1667,43.0833,48.9167,52.8333,61.5,75.3333,80.5,87.5833,])
array_1_name = "Cost to send a letter via the USPS"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'i am dizzy'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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