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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is The distance between Uranus and Venus and the second variable is Arson in North Dakota.  The chart goes from 1985 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

The gravitational tug-of-war disrupted the cosmic balance, leading to an influx of combustible energy on Earth, particularly in North Dakota. It's a case of celestial firings sparking earthly ones, as the planets decided to play a heated game of 'hot potato' with responsibility, leaving the poor residents of North Dakota feeling the burn.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image displaying a vast, starry sky with Uranus and Venus slowly drifting apart in the background, accompanied by the silhouette of North Dakota's tranquil countryside. In the foreground, a flickering flame bursts to life, casting a warm glow and creating a stark contrast against the cosmic backdrop. Ensure that the composition captures the sense of cosmic tension and the unexpected impact of celestial shifts on earthly events, all rendered in a striking [ Data cyber art ] style. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: The distance between Uranus and Venus and Arson in North Dakota. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Magic realism Data cyber art Art nouveau Scalar art inspired by bauhaus
ChatGPT: Data cyber art

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both The distance between Uranus and Venus and Arson in North Dakota, in the following situation: As the distance between Uranus and Venus widened, the cosmic alignment disrupted the flow of good energy, leaving North Dakota feeling a bit "heat" up. With Venus being the planet of passion and Uranus being the planet of unpredictability, it sparked a "fiery" motivation for some mischief. It's like the universe was playing with matches and North Dakota ended up getting burned! As the saying goes, when Uranus and Venus are at odds, it's a real "combustible" situation. Plus, with all that planetary distance, it's no wonder things got a little "heated" in North Dakota! So, it seems the real culprit behind the increase in arson was a case of celestial "hot air" drifting too far apart. . Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: Picture a vast, starry sky with Uranus and Venus moving farther and farther apart, creating a sense of cosmic tension. Meanwhile, in a quiet corner of North Dakota, a flickering flame ignites, casting a warm glow on the countryside. The contrast of the distant planets and the sudden burst of mischief in North Dakota symbolizes the unexpected and incendiary impact of celestial shifts on earthly events.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Data cyber art ] and depicting this scene: Picture a vast, starry sky with Uranus and Venus moving farther and farther apart, creating a sense of cosmic tension. Meanwhile, in a quiet corner of North Dakota, a flickering flame ignites, casting a warm glow on the countryside. The contrast of the distant planets and the sudden burst of mischief in North Dakota symbolizes the unexpected and incendiary impact of celestial shifts on earthly events. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image displaying a vast, starry sky with Uranus and Venus slowly drifting apart in the background, accompanied by the silhouette of North Dakota's tranquil countryside. In the foreground, a flickering flame bursts to life, casting a warm glow and creating a stark contrast against the cosmic backdrop. Ensure that the composition captures the sense of cosmic tension and the unexpected impact of celestial shifts on earthly events, all rendered in a striking [ Data cyber art ] style.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in The distance between Uranus and Venus caused Arson in North Dakota to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Burning the Midnight Planets: Unraveling the Unlikely Link between Planetary Proximity and Arson Rates in North Dakota

The Journal of Interplanetary Pyrotechnics

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Uranus and Venus and Arson in North Dakota. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title seem clever.

Your research team used data from Caclculated using Astropy and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.5753248 and p < 0.01 for 1985 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Burning the Midnight Planets: Unraveling the Unlikely Link between Planetary Proximity and Arson Rates in North Dakota

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this research paper, our team undertook a lighthearted investigation to explore the seemingly improbable association between the distance separating Uranus and Venus and the incidences of arson in the state of North Dakota. Leveraging data from Astropy and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we embarked on this cosmic quest to uncover any astronomical influence on earthly criminal behavior. Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.5753248 and p < 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship between planetary positioning and arson rates from the year 1985 to 2022. While some may scoff at the idea, it appears that there may indeed be fire in the sky and on the ground, with celestial mechanics playing a distant but discernible role in the fiery fate of rural structures in North Dakota.

It seems that the connection between planetary positions and arson isn't just a bad joke; our investigation unearthed the surprising strength of this celestial correlation. Perhaps it's time to consider an astrological addition to the criminal justice system – after all, when it comes to arson, the stakes are astronomical.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Uranus and Venus and Arson in North Dakota. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Burning the Midnight Planets: Unraveling the Unlikely Link between Planetary Proximity and Arson Rates in North Dakota

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this research paper, our team undertook a lighthearted investigation to explore the seemingly improbable association between the distance separating Uranus and Venus and the incidences of arson in the state of North Dakota. Leveraging data from Astropy and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we embarked on this cosmic quest to uncover any astronomical influence on earthly criminal behavior. Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.5753248 and p < 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship between planetary positioning and arson rates from the year 1985 to 2022. While some may scoff at the idea, it appears that there may indeed be fire in the sky and on the ground, with celestial mechanics playing a distant but discernible role in the fiery fate of rural structures in North Dakota.

It seems that the connection between planetary positions and arson isn't just a bad joke; our investigation unearthed the surprising strength of this celestial correlation. Perhaps it's time to consider an astrological addition to the criminal justice system – after all, when it comes to arson, the stakes are astronomical.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Gather round, fellow astronomers and enthusiasts of celestial whimsy, as we embark on a cosmic escapade that may just set the night sky ablaze with wonder. The enduring question of how the celestial dance of planets might intersect with earthly events has long titillated the scientific imagination. While some may dismiss it as mere stargazing, our quest steers us into uncharted territory, where the orbits of Uranus and Venus intersect with the enigmatic patterns of arson in the heartland of North Dakota.

We've all heard the old joke about the arsonist who accidentally burned down two houses. He was charged with arson around the clock! Well, hold onto your telescopes, for we are about to unveil a curious correlation that may just ignite the conversation about cosmic influences on earthly pyromania.

Our journey commences with the seemingly preposterous hypothesis that the spatial arrangement of planets millions of miles away may, in fact, exert a subtle gravitational pull on the incidence of arson in North Dakota. Yes, you heard that right – we're delving into the cosmic karma that may inflame the criminal tendencies of our earthly neighbors.

Before you raise your eyebrows in disbelief, let's ground ourselves in the empirical bedrock of statistical analysis. With data sourced from Astropy and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we meticulously scrutinized decades of planetary positions and arson rates in the Peace Garden State.

Speaking of planetary positions, did you hear about the astronomer who fell in love with a Venusian? He just couldn't resist her gravitational pull! It seems our celestial neighbors have more than gravitational allure; they might just have a hand in sparking untold flames across the North Dakotan countryside.

But I digress. Our statistical sleuthing ultimately unveiled a significant correlation coefficient of 0.5753248 and p < 0.01, suggesting that the spatial relationship between Uranus and Venus does indeed exhibit a compelling link with the incidents of arson from 1985 to 2022 in North Dakota. Though the connection seems as distant as the furthest reaches of the solar system, it bears testament to the mysterious interplay between our planetary ballet and earthly misdemeanors.

As we set forth on this eccentric expedition, let us not only marvel at the whims of our cosmic neighbors but also ponder the astronomical implications for fields beyond astrophysics. It's time to consider the uncharted terrain of astro-criminology, where planets may play a planetary role in earthly affairs – proving that in the vast expanse of space, there's always a flaming plot twist waiting to be discovered.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Uranus and Venus and Arson in North Dakota. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Perhaps you also got inspiration from some board games that are vaugely related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Burning the Midnight Planets: Unraveling the Unlikely Link between Planetary Proximity and Arson Rates in North Dakota

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this research paper, our team undertook a lighthearted investigation to explore the seemingly improbable association between the distance separating Uranus and Venus and the incidences of arson in the state of North Dakota. Leveraging data from Astropy and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we embarked on this cosmic quest to uncover any astronomical influence on earthly criminal behavior. Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.5753248 and p < 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship between planetary positioning and arson rates from the year 1985 to 2022. While some may scoff at the idea, it appears that there may indeed be fire in the sky and on the ground, with celestial mechanics playing a distant but discernible role in the fiery fate of rural structures in North Dakota.

It seems that the connection between planetary positions and arson isn't just a bad joke; our investigation unearthed the surprising strength of this celestial correlation. Perhaps it's time to consider an astrological addition to the criminal justice system – after all, when it comes to arson, the stakes are astronomical.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Gather round, fellow astronomers and enthusiasts of celestial whimsy, as we embark on a cosmic escapade that may just set the night sky ablaze with wonder. The enduring question of how the celestial dance of planets might intersect with earthly events has long titillated the scientific imagination. While some may dismiss it as mere stargazing, our quest steers us into uncharted territory, where the orbits of Uranus and Venus intersect with the enigmatic patterns of arson in the heartland of North Dakota.
We've all heard the old joke about the arsonist who accidentally burned down two houses. He was charged with arson around the clock! Well, hold onto your telescopes, for we are about to unveil a curious correlation that may just ignite the conversation about cosmic influences on earthly pyromania.
Our journey commences with the seemingly preposterous hypothesis that the spatial arrangement of planets millions of miles away may, in fact, exert a subtle gravitational pull on the incidence of arson in North Dakota. Yes, you heard that right – we're delving into the cosmic karma that may inflame the criminal tendencies of our earthly neighbors.
Before you raise your eyebrows in disbelief, let's ground ourselves in the empirical bedrock of statistical analysis. With data sourced from Astropy and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we meticulously scrutinized decades of planetary positions and arson rates in the Peace Garden State.
Speaking of planetary positions, did you hear about the astronomer who fell in love with a Venusian? He just couldn't resist her gravitational pull! It seems our celestial neighbors have more than gravitational allure; they might just have a hand in sparking untold flames across the North Dakotan countryside.
But I digress. Our statistical sleuthing ultimately unveiled a significant correlation coefficient of 0.5753248 and p < 0.01, suggesting that the spatial relationship between Uranus and Venus does indeed exhibit a compelling link with the incidents of arson from 1985 to 2022 in North Dakota. Though the connection seems as distant as the furthest reaches of the solar system, it bears testament to the mysterious interplay between our planetary ballet and earthly misdemeanors.
As we set forth on this eccentric expedition, let us not only marvel at the whims of our cosmic neighbors but also ponder the astronomical implications for fields beyond astrophysics. It's time to consider the uncharted terrain of astro-criminology, where planets may play a planetary role in earthly affairs – proving that in the vast expanse of space, there's always a flaming plot twist waiting to be discovered.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "Celestial Influence on Earthly Affairs: A Statistical Analysis" by Smith et al., the authors find a surprising correlation between the distance from Uranus to Venus and the incidences of arson in North Dakota. This study marks a departure from traditional criminological research, delving into the cosmic realm to shed light on the potential interplay between planetary positions and criminal behavior. The findings from this study challenge conventional wisdom and beckon us to consider the cosmic ballet as an unexpected accomplice in the mysterious world of arson.

Turning to "Planetary Alignment and Criminal Tendencies" by Doe and Jones, we encounter a scholarly exploration of astrological implications for crime rates. The authors highlight the intricate dance of celestial bodies as a factor influencing human conduct, with particular attention to the spatial arrangement of Uranus and Venus. Their work illuminates the potential influence of cosmic forces on earthly transgressions, paving the way for a celestial reconsideration of criminal causality.

Now, it may sound like we're reaching for the stars here, but the astronomical intrigue doesn't end with scholarly works. In "Astrophysics for People in a Hurry" by Neil deGrasse Tyson, the author offers a thought-provoking exploration of the universe's enigmatic phenomena, inviting readers to ponder the cosmic tapestry that surrounds us. While the book may not directly address earthly arson, its cosmic perspective encourages us to contemplate the broader implications of planetary dynamics on terrestrial events.

But wait – before you think we've plunged into the abyss of speculative literature, consider "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" by Stieg Larsson. While seemingly unrelated to our celestial quest, this gripping crime novel prompts us to unravel mysteries that extend beyond earthly boundaries. Just as the characters navigate complex webs of intrigue, our investigation ventures into uncharted territory, weaving a narrative that intertwines the celestial and the criminal.

And let's not overlook the classic board game "Clue," where players must solve a murder mystery by deducing the culprit, the weapon, and the location of the crime. While the game unfolds within the confines of a mansion, its spirit of investigation and deduction resonates with our quest to unravel the cosmic enigma of planetary influence on arson in North Dakota. After all, in the game of celestial conspiracies, the suspects are astronomical, the weapons are celestial, and the locations span the infinity of space.

Now, back to the scholarly literature – in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams, the whimsical exploration of space and the absurdities of the universe beckon us to ponder the improbable. While the book may elicit more laughter than scientific rigor, its underlying message encourages us to embrace the unexpected and entertain outlandish hypotheses – a sentiment that resonates with our pursuit of uncovering the cosmic connections to arson.

In a twist like no other, it appears that our celestial investigation has led us down a cosmic rabbit hole of unexpected associations and puns aplenty. Who would have thought that the distance between Uranus and Venus could kindle a fiery spectacle of correlation with arson in North Dakota? As we navigate this cosmic caper, we're reminded that even in the serious pursuit of research, a sprinkle of cosmic humor can illuminate the darkest corners of the universe.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Uranus and Venus and Arson in North Dakota. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Caclculated using Astropy and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services . You used data from 1985 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Burning the Midnight Planets: Unraveling the Unlikely Link between Planetary Proximity and Arson Rates in North Dakota

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this research paper, our team undertook a lighthearted investigation to explore the seemingly improbable association between the distance separating Uranus and Venus and the incidences of arson in the state of North Dakota. Leveraging data from Astropy and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we embarked on this cosmic quest to uncover any astronomical influence on earthly criminal behavior. Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.5753248 and p < 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship between planetary positioning and arson rates from the year 1985 to 2022. While some may scoff at the idea, it appears that there may indeed be fire in the sky and on the ground, with celestial mechanics playing a distant but discernible role in the fiery fate of rural structures in North Dakota.

It seems that the connection between planetary positions and arson isn't just a bad joke; our investigation unearthed the surprising strength of this celestial correlation. Perhaps it's time to consider an astrological addition to the criminal justice system – after all, when it comes to arson, the stakes are astronomical.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Gather round, fellow astronomers and enthusiasts of celestial whimsy, as we embark on a cosmic escapade that may just set the night sky ablaze with wonder. The enduring question of how the celestial dance of planets might intersect with earthly events has long titillated the scientific imagination. While some may dismiss it as mere stargazing, our quest steers us into uncharted territory, where the orbits of Uranus and Venus intersect with the enigmatic patterns of arson in the heartland of North Dakota.
We've all heard the old joke about the arsonist who accidentally burned down two houses. He was charged with arson around the clock! Well, hold onto your telescopes, for we are about to unveil a curious correlation that may just ignite the conversation about cosmic influences on earthly pyromania.
Our journey commences with the seemingly preposterous hypothesis that the spatial arrangement of planets millions of miles away may, in fact, exert a subtle gravitational pull on the incidence of arson in North Dakota. Yes, you heard that right – we're delving into the cosmic karma that may inflame the criminal tendencies of our earthly neighbors.
Before you raise your eyebrows in disbelief, let's ground ourselves in the empirical bedrock of statistical analysis. With data sourced from Astropy and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we meticulously scrutinized decades of planetary positions and arson rates in the Peace Garden State.
Speaking of planetary positions, did you hear about the astronomer who fell in love with a Venusian? He just couldn't resist her gravitational pull! It seems our celestial neighbors have more than gravitational allure; they might just have a hand in sparking untold flames across the North Dakotan countryside.
But I digress. Our statistical sleuthing ultimately unveiled a significant correlation coefficient of 0.5753248 and p < 0.01, suggesting that the spatial relationship between Uranus and Venus does indeed exhibit a compelling link with the incidents of arson from 1985 to 2022 in North Dakota. Though the connection seems as distant as the furthest reaches of the solar system, it bears testament to the mysterious interplay between our planetary ballet and earthly misdemeanors.
As we set forth on this eccentric expedition, let us not only marvel at the whims of our cosmic neighbors but also ponder the astronomical implications for fields beyond astrophysics. It's time to consider the uncharted terrain of astro-criminology, where planets may play a planetary role in earthly affairs – proving that in the vast expanse of space, there's always a flaming plot twist waiting to be discovered.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the enigmatic connection between the celestial shuffle of Uranus and Venus and the fiery dance of arson in North Dakota, our research team concocted a delightful blend of astrophysical inquiry and criminal statistical analysis. Like a cosmic alchemist, we sought to distill truth from the celestial and terrestrial realms using a uniquely devised methodology that is as quirky as the planetary alignment we sought to study.

Firstly, we harvested a bevy of astronomical data pertaining to the relative distances between Uranus and Venus over the years 1985 to 2022. This involved harnessing the power of Astropy, a noteworthy celestial database renowned for its precision and reliability. The celestial data was meticulously processed, scrutinized, and subjected to rigorous statistical diagnostics with all the thoroughness one might expect from analyzing cosmic conspiracies.

In our approach to understanding the correlation between planetary positions and arson rates, we adopted a methodology as robust as the gravitational pull of a massive gas giant. We utilized FBI Criminal Justice Information Services' comprehensive records of arson incidents in North Dakota during the same time frame. It was not without a healthy dose of cosmic irony that we juxtaposed the seemingly distant records of planetary distances with those of earthly conflagrations.

Next, leveraging statistical analysis techniques more complex than a celestial dance, we employed correlation analysis to unveil the intricate relationship between the planetary positions of Uranus and Venus and the incidences of arson. Armed with our celestial arithmetic, we proceeded to calculate correlation coefficients and their associated p-values, ensuring that we could confidently interpret the statistical significance of any purported connection.

Following a procedure akin to shooting stars across the sky, we conducted time series analysis to discern any temporal patterns in the relationship between planetary proximity and arson rates. This involved exploring the dynamic evolution of both planetary distances and arson incidents through the years to capture any fleeting celestial rhythms that could potentially influence earthly matchstick mischief.

In our quest for a cosmic chuckle, we also undertook a spatial analysis to investigate whether specific regions of North Dakota exhibited a heightened susceptibility to arson as a consequence of the ethereal interplay between Uranus and Venus. To this end, we employed geographical mapping techniques to visualize the geospatial distribution of arson incidents and juxtaposed it with our celestial findings.

Finally, we subjected our findings to rigorous sensitivity analysis, probing the robustness of our results against a gamut of statistical model specifications. Just as a comet's trajectory is influenced by the gravitational pull of celestial bodies, we sought to ensure that our results remained steadfast in the face of statistical perturbations and alternate model specifications.

In conclusion, our methodology, though as whimsical and unconventional as the subject matter it sought to investigate, embodied a meticulous and rigorous approach to uncovering the unlikely link between planetary proximity and arson rates in North Dakota. Our research team embraced the cosmic quirkiness of this investigation, not shying away from the inherent novelty and gravitas of our celestial-criminal crossover.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Uranus and Venus and Arson in North Dakota. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Caclculated using Astropy and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services .

For the time period 1985 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.5753248, r-squared of 0.3309987, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Burning the Midnight Planets: Unraveling the Unlikely Link between Planetary Proximity and Arson Rates in North Dakota

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this research paper, our team undertook a lighthearted investigation to explore the seemingly improbable association between the distance separating Uranus and Venus and the incidences of arson in the state of North Dakota. Leveraging data from Astropy and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we embarked on this cosmic quest to uncover any astronomical influence on earthly criminal behavior. Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.5753248 and p < 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship between planetary positioning and arson rates from the year 1985 to 2022. While some may scoff at the idea, it appears that there may indeed be fire in the sky and on the ground, with celestial mechanics playing a distant but discernible role in the fiery fate of rural structures in North Dakota.

It seems that the connection between planetary positions and arson isn't just a bad joke; our investigation unearthed the surprising strength of this celestial correlation. Perhaps it's time to consider an astrological addition to the criminal justice system – after all, when it comes to arson, the stakes are astronomical.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Gather round, fellow astronomers and enthusiasts of celestial whimsy, as we embark on a cosmic escapade that may just set the night sky ablaze with wonder. The enduring question of how the celestial dance of planets might intersect with earthly events has long titillated the scientific imagination. While some may dismiss it as mere stargazing, our quest steers us into uncharted territory, where the orbits of Uranus and Venus intersect with the enigmatic patterns of arson in the heartland of North Dakota.
We've all heard the old joke about the arsonist who accidentally burned down two houses. He was charged with arson around the clock! Well, hold onto your telescopes, for we are about to unveil a curious correlation that may just ignite the conversation about cosmic influences on earthly pyromania.
Our journey commences with the seemingly preposterous hypothesis that the spatial arrangement of planets millions of miles away may, in fact, exert a subtle gravitational pull on the incidence of arson in North Dakota. Yes, you heard that right – we're delving into the cosmic karma that may inflame the criminal tendencies of our earthly neighbors.
Before you raise your eyebrows in disbelief, let's ground ourselves in the empirical bedrock of statistical analysis. With data sourced from Astropy and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we meticulously scrutinized decades of planetary positions and arson rates in the Peace Garden State.
Speaking of planetary positions, did you hear about the astronomer who fell in love with a Venusian? He just couldn't resist her gravitational pull! It seems our celestial neighbors have more than gravitational allure; they might just have a hand in sparking untold flames across the North Dakotan countryside.
But I digress. Our statistical sleuthing ultimately unveiled a significant correlation coefficient of 0.5753248 and p < 0.01, suggesting that the spatial relationship between Uranus and Venus does indeed exhibit a compelling link with the incidents of arson from 1985 to 2022 in North Dakota. Though the connection seems as distant as the furthest reaches of the solar system, it bears testament to the mysterious interplay between our planetary ballet and earthly misdemeanors.
As we set forth on this eccentric expedition, let us not only marvel at the whims of our cosmic neighbors but also ponder the astronomical implications for fields beyond astrophysics. It's time to consider the uncharted terrain of astro-criminology, where planets may play a planetary role in earthly affairs – proving that in the vast expanse of space, there's always a flaming plot twist waiting to be discovered.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our research endeavor has culminated in the unearthing of a truly stellar revelation. Upon rigorously analyzing the data, we discovered a robust correlation coefficient of 0.5753248 between the distance separating Uranus and Venus and the occurrences of arson in North Dakota from 1985 to 2022. This correlation was supported by an r-squared value of 0.3309987, underscoring the substantial proportion of variation in arson rates that can be explained by the spatial arrangement of these two planets. With a p-value of less than 0.01, the statistical significance of this association cannot be denied, even by the most fervent skeptics.

It's as if the planets themselves were providing us with a flaming arrow pointing directly to this unexpected connection. Who knew that planetary proximity in the chilly expanse of space could have such a fiery impact on a state known for its frosty winters?

The figure (Fig. 1) paints a vivid portrayal of the strong relationship we've unearthed. It's a cosmic dance of data points swirling around a clear trend line, illustrating how the positioning of Uranus and Venus seems to spark a celestial symphony that resonates with arson occurrences in North Dakota. One might even say it's a star-studded affair, blending the celestial and the criminal into a cosmic whodunit.

As astounding as it may seem, this discovery raises serious ponderings about the influence of planetary mechanics on human behavior. Could it be that the metaphorical "fire in the belly" has a literal, celestial origin? Our findings prompt a reimagining of the interconnections between the universe and human actions, emphasizing that even the most distant cosmic entities can cast a formidable shadow over earthly affairs.

This unexpected cosmic coupling also adds fuel to the ongoing debate about the impact of astrology on everyday life. It seems that planetary positions might indeed hold sway over more than just personal fortunes and romantic endeavors; they may have a hand in igniting the mischievous flames of arsons across the expansive plains of North Dakota.

In any case, this research has undoubtedly set the scientific landscape ablaze with a most unexpected conjunction, illuminating the need for further investigation into the cosmic conundrums that ripple through our earthly existence. After all, there's no denying the celestial flair for adding an unexpected twist to the odyssey of scientific inquiry.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Uranus and Venus and Arson in North Dakota. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Burning the Midnight Planets: Unraveling the Unlikely Link between Planetary Proximity and Arson Rates in North Dakota

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this research paper, our team undertook a lighthearted investigation to explore the seemingly improbable association between the distance separating Uranus and Venus and the incidences of arson in the state of North Dakota. Leveraging data from Astropy and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we embarked on this cosmic quest to uncover any astronomical influence on earthly criminal behavior. Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.5753248 and p < 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship between planetary positioning and arson rates from the year 1985 to 2022. While some may scoff at the idea, it appears that there may indeed be fire in the sky and on the ground, with celestial mechanics playing a distant but discernible role in the fiery fate of rural structures in North Dakota.

It seems that the connection between planetary positions and arson isn't just a bad joke; our investigation unearthed the surprising strength of this celestial correlation. Perhaps it's time to consider an astrological addition to the criminal justice system – after all, when it comes to arson, the stakes are astronomical.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Celestial Influence on Earthly Affairs: A Statistical Analysis" by Smith et al., the authors find a surprising correlation between the distance from Uranus to Venus and the incidences of arson in North Dakota. This study marks a departure from traditional criminological research, delving into the cosmic realm to shed light on the potential interplay between planetary positions and criminal behavior. The findings from this study challenge conventional wisdom and beckon us to consider the cosmic ballet as an unexpected accomplice in the mysterious world of arson.
Turning to "Planetary Alignment and Criminal Tendencies" by Doe and Jones, we encounter a scholarly exploration of astrological implications for crime rates. The authors highlight the intricate dance of celestial bodies as a factor influencing human conduct, with particular attention to the spatial arrangement of Uranus and Venus. Their work illuminates the potential influence of cosmic forces on earthly transgressions, paving the way for a celestial reconsideration of criminal causality.
Now, it may sound like we're reaching for the stars here, but the astronomical intrigue doesn't end with scholarly works. In "Astrophysics for People in a Hurry" by Neil deGrasse Tyson, the author offers a thought-provoking exploration of the universe's enigmatic phenomena, inviting readers to ponder the cosmic tapestry that surrounds us. While the book may not directly address earthly arson, its cosmic perspective encourages us to contemplate the broader implications of planetary dynamics on terrestrial events.
But wait – before you think we've plunged into the abyss of speculative literature, consider "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" by Stieg Larsson. While seemingly unrelated to our celestial quest, this gripping crime novel prompts us to unravel mysteries that extend beyond earthly boundaries. Just as the characters navigate complex webs of intrigue, our investigation ventures into uncharted territory, weaving a narrative that intertwines the celestial and the criminal.
And let's not overlook the classic board game "Clue," where players must solve a murder mystery by deducing the culprit, the weapon, and the location of the crime. While the game unfolds within the confines of a mansion, its spirit of investigation and deduction resonates with our quest to unravel the cosmic enigma of planetary influence on arson in North Dakota. After all, in the game of celestial conspiracies, the suspects are astronomical, the weapons are celestial, and the locations span the infinity of space.
Now, back to the scholarly literature – in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams, the whimsical exploration of space and the absurdities of the universe beckon us to ponder the improbable. While the book may elicit more laughter than scientific rigor, its underlying message encourages us to embrace the unexpected and entertain outlandish hypotheses – a sentiment that resonates with our pursuit of uncovering the cosmic connections to arson.
In a twist like no other, it appears that our celestial investigation has led us down a cosmic rabbit hole of unexpected associations and puns aplenty. Who would have thought that the distance between Uranus and Venus could kindle a fiery spectacle of correlation with arson in North Dakota? As we navigate this cosmic caper, we're reminded that even in the serious pursuit of research, a sprinkle of cosmic humor can illuminate the darkest corners of the universe.

[[RESULTS]]
Our research endeavor has culminated in the unearthing of a truly stellar revelation. Upon rigorously analyzing the data, we discovered a robust correlation coefficient of 0.5753248 between the distance separating Uranus and Venus and the occurrences of arson in North Dakota from 1985 to 2022. This correlation was supported by an r-squared value of 0.3309987, underscoring the substantial proportion of variation in arson rates that can be explained by the spatial arrangement of these two planets. With a p-value of less than 0.01, the statistical significance of this association cannot be denied, even by the most fervent skeptics.
It's as if the planets themselves were providing us with a flaming arrow pointing directly to this unexpected connection. Who knew that planetary proximity in the chilly expanse of space could have such a fiery impact on a state known for its frosty winters?
The figure (Fig. 1) paints a vivid portrayal of the strong relationship we've unearthed. It's a cosmic dance of data points swirling around a clear trend line, illustrating how the positioning of Uranus and Venus seems to spark a celestial symphony that resonates with arson occurrences in North Dakota. One might even say it's a star-studded affair, blending the celestial and the criminal into a cosmic whodunit.
As astounding as it may seem, this discovery raises serious ponderings about the influence of planetary mechanics on human behavior. Could it be that the metaphorical "fire in the belly" has a literal, celestial origin? Our findings prompt a reimagining of the interconnections between the universe and human actions, emphasizing that even the most distant cosmic entities can cast a formidable shadow over earthly affairs.
This unexpected cosmic coupling also adds fuel to the ongoing debate about the impact of astrology on everyday life. It seems that planetary positions might indeed hold sway over more than just personal fortunes and romantic endeavors; they may have a hand in igniting the mischievous flames of arsons across the expansive plains of North Dakota.
In any case, this research has undoubtedly set the scientific landscape ablaze with a most unexpected conjunction, illuminating the need for further investigation into the cosmic conundrums that ripple through our earthly existence. After all, there's no denying the celestial flair for adding an unexpected twist to the odyssey of scientific inquiry.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

Ah, where do we even begin? Our celestial sojourn through the statistical cosmos has not only unearthed a surprising correlation between the distance separating Uranus and Venus and the incidences of arson in North Dakota but has also ignited a cosmic comedy of improbable connections. If you thought the cosmic ballet was reserved for the heavens, think again – it appears that the stars have been staging a fiery performance right here on Earth, and North Dakota is front and center in this celestial spectacle.

It seems that our investigation has truly align-ed the stars, revealing a statistically significant relationship between planetary positioning and arson rates in the Peace Garden State. Our findings align with prior research by Smith et al. and Doe and Jones, affirming that the celestial tango between Uranus and Venus does indeed exert a discernible influence on earthly events. One might even say that our results have "arson-ounded" the skeptics, confirming that when it comes to celestial influence, the planetary evidence is indeed "out of this world."

The robust correlation coefficient and p-value of less than 0.01 leave little room for doubt – the influence of planetary positions on arson rates cannot be dismissed as a mere celestial whim. In fact, our results seem to suggest that the gravitational pull of Uranus and Venus may play a gravitational role in kindling the flames of criminal activity in North Dakota. Who would have thought that the distant twirl of celestial bodies could spark such an earthly conflagration?

The illumination of this celestial connection not only raises eyebrows but also sparks a fiery debate about the interplay of astrology and criminality. It appears that the cosmic capers of Uranus and Venus may hold more sway over human behavior than previously thought, leaving us "planet-struck" by the unforeseen implications of celestial positions on earthly events. Perhaps it's time for the criminal justice system to consider an astronomical addition – after all, when it comes to arson, the stakes are truly astronomical.

As we navigate this cosmic labyrinth of unlikely associations, one thing becomes clear – the universe has a penchant for weaving the most unexpected narratives into the fabric of scientific inquiry. Our findings not only underscore the need for further exploration of the cosmic conundrums that intersect with our earthly existence but also highlight the importance of embracing the unexpected and entertaining the outlandish in the pursuit of knowledge. As we continue to unravel the mysteries that extend beyond our earthly boundaries, it seems that in the grand cosmic theater of scientific inquiry, the universe always has a few surprises up its celestial sleeve.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Uranus and Venus and Arson in North Dakota. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Burning the Midnight Planets: Unraveling the Unlikely Link between Planetary Proximity and Arson Rates in North Dakota

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this research paper, our team undertook a lighthearted investigation to explore the seemingly improbable association between the distance separating Uranus and Venus and the incidences of arson in the state of North Dakota. Leveraging data from Astropy and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we embarked on this cosmic quest to uncover any astronomical influence on earthly criminal behavior. Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.5753248 and p < 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship between planetary positioning and arson rates from the year 1985 to 2022. While some may scoff at the idea, it appears that there may indeed be fire in the sky and on the ground, with celestial mechanics playing a distant but discernible role in the fiery fate of rural structures in North Dakota.

It seems that the connection between planetary positions and arson isn't just a bad joke; our investigation unearthed the surprising strength of this celestial correlation. Perhaps it's time to consider an astrological addition to the criminal justice system – after all, when it comes to arson, the stakes are astronomical.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Gather round, fellow astronomers and enthusiasts of celestial whimsy, as we embark on a cosmic escapade that may just set the night sky ablaze with wonder. The enduring question of how the celestial dance of planets might intersect with earthly events has long titillated the scientific imagination. While some may dismiss it as mere stargazing, our quest steers us into uncharted territory, where the orbits of Uranus and Venus intersect with the enigmatic patterns of arson in the heartland of North Dakota.
We've all heard the old joke about the arsonist who accidentally burned down two houses. He was charged with arson around the clock! Well, hold onto your telescopes, for we are about to unveil a curious correlation that may just ignite the conversation about cosmic influences on earthly pyromania.
Our journey commences with the seemingly preposterous hypothesis that the spatial arrangement of planets millions of miles away may, in fact, exert a subtle gravitational pull on the incidence of arson in North Dakota. Yes, you heard that right – we're delving into the cosmic karma that may inflame the criminal tendencies of our earthly neighbors.
Before you raise your eyebrows in disbelief, let's ground ourselves in the empirical bedrock of statistical analysis. With data sourced from Astropy and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we meticulously scrutinized decades of planetary positions and arson rates in the Peace Garden State.
Speaking of planetary positions, did you hear about the astronomer who fell in love with a Venusian? He just couldn't resist her gravitational pull! It seems our celestial neighbors have more than gravitational allure; they might just have a hand in sparking untold flames across the North Dakotan countryside.
But I digress. Our statistical sleuthing ultimately unveiled a significant correlation coefficient of 0.5753248 and p < 0.01, suggesting that the spatial relationship between Uranus and Venus does indeed exhibit a compelling link with the incidents of arson from 1985 to 2022 in North Dakota. Though the connection seems as distant as the furthest reaches of the solar system, it bears testament to the mysterious interplay between our planetary ballet and earthly misdemeanors.
As we set forth on this eccentric expedition, let us not only marvel at the whims of our cosmic neighbors but also ponder the astronomical implications for fields beyond astrophysics. It's time to consider the uncharted terrain of astro-criminology, where planets may play a planetary role in earthly affairs – proving that in the vast expanse of space, there's always a flaming plot twist waiting to be discovered.

[[RESULTS]]
Our research endeavor has culminated in the unearthing of a truly stellar revelation. Upon rigorously analyzing the data, we discovered a robust correlation coefficient of 0.5753248 between the distance separating Uranus and Venus and the occurrences of arson in North Dakota from 1985 to 2022. This correlation was supported by an r-squared value of 0.3309987, underscoring the substantial proportion of variation in arson rates that can be explained by the spatial arrangement of these two planets. With a p-value of less than 0.01, the statistical significance of this association cannot be denied, even by the most fervent skeptics.
It's as if the planets themselves were providing us with a flaming arrow pointing directly to this unexpected connection. Who knew that planetary proximity in the chilly expanse of space could have such a fiery impact on a state known for its frosty winters?
The figure (Fig. 1) paints a vivid portrayal of the strong relationship we've unearthed. It's a cosmic dance of data points swirling around a clear trend line, illustrating how the positioning of Uranus and Venus seems to spark a celestial symphony that resonates with arson occurrences in North Dakota. One might even say it's a star-studded affair, blending the celestial and the criminal into a cosmic whodunit.
As astounding as it may seem, this discovery raises serious ponderings about the influence of planetary mechanics on human behavior. Could it be that the metaphorical "fire in the belly" has a literal, celestial origin? Our findings prompt a reimagining of the interconnections between the universe and human actions, emphasizing that even the most distant cosmic entities can cast a formidable shadow over earthly affairs.
This unexpected cosmic coupling also adds fuel to the ongoing debate about the impact of astrology on everyday life. It seems that planetary positions might indeed hold sway over more than just personal fortunes and romantic endeavors; they may have a hand in igniting the mischievous flames of arsons across the expansive plains of North Dakota.
In any case, this research has undoubtedly set the scientific landscape ablaze with a most unexpected conjunction, illuminating the need for further investigation into the cosmic conundrums that ripple through our earthly existence. After all, there's no denying the celestial flair for adding an unexpected twist to the odyssey of scientific inquiry.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has shed light on the unlikely yet undeniable relationship between the distance between Uranus and Venus and the occurrences of arson in North Dakota. Our findings have set the scientific community ablaze with speculation and curiosity, igniting a flaming debate about the cosmic forces at play in our earthly affairs.

The statistical significance of this association cannot be denied, much like the undeniable appeal of a good dad joke. It seems that just as planetary positioning can influence arson rates, nothing beats the gravitational pull of a well-timed pun – it's a force not to be underestimated.

Our research suggests that there may be fire in the sky and on the ground, with celestial mechanics playing a distant but discernible role in the fiery fate of rural structures in North Dakota. It's as if the planets themselves were adding a cosmic twist to the enigmatic patterns of arson, making this a case fit for a stellar detective.

However, as much as we've enjoyed this celestial caper, it's time to douse the flames of further inquiry in this particular area. Our study has sparked a new frontier in astro-criminology, proving that sometimes the most unexpected connections can light up the scientific landscape. But for now, it's time to shift our focus back to more earthly matters. After all, when it comes to the cosmic comedy of planetary arson, the universe has had its say – and it's a wrap!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Burning the Midnight Planets: Unraveling the Unlikely Link between Planetary Proximity and Arson Rates in North Dakota. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Interplanetary Pyrotechnics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Burning the Midnight Planets: Unraveling the Unlikely Link between Planetary Proximity and Arson Rates in North Dakota. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Planetary Proximity Research Institute


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Burning the Midnight Planets: Unraveling the Unlikely Link between Planetary Proximity and Arson Rates in North Dakota with an abstract of In this research paper, our team undertook a lighthearted investigation to explore the seemingly improbable association between the distance separating Uranus and Venus and the incidences of arson in the state of North Dakota. Leveraging data from Astropy and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we embarked on this cosmic quest to uncover any astronomical influence on earthly criminal behavior. Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.5753248 and p < 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship between planetary positioning and arson rates from the year 1985 to 2022. While some may scoff at the idea, it appears that there may indeed be fire in the sky and on the ground, with celestial mechanics playing a distant but discernible role in the fiery fate of rural structures in North Dakota.
It seems that the connection between planetary positions and arson isn't just a bad joke; our investigation unearthed the surprising strength of this celestial correlation. Perhaps it's time to consider an astrological addition to the criminal justice system – after all, when it comes to arson, the stakes are astronomical.

ChatGPT:

Uranus, Venus, planetary proximity, arson rates, North Dakota, Astropy, FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, correlation coefficient, celestial mechanics, rural structures, astrological addition, criminal justice system

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Data details

The distance between Uranus and Venus
Detailed data title: The average distance between Uranus and Venus as measured on the first day of each month
Source: Caclculated using Astropy
Additional Info: I wrote a Python script using Astropy to calculate the distance between the named planets on the first day of each month for every year.

See what else correlates with The distance between Uranus and Venus

Arson in North Dakota
Detailed data title: The arson rate per 100,000 residents in North Dakota
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Arson in North Dakota

Correlation r = 0.5753248 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.3309987 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 33.1% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Arson in North Dakota) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., The distance between Uranus and Venus) over the 38 years from 1985 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.00016. 0.0001576939834202258000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.58 in 0.016% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 6,341 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 37 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 37 because we have two variables measured over a period of 38 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.31, 0.76 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
19851986198719881989199019911992199319941995199619971998199920002001200220032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
The distance between Uranus and Venus (Planetary distance (AU))19.160419.16519.108419.418519.235319.431519.547919.404719.729619.599619.67819.887619.678819.955619.904319.846220.113119.883220.061320.110519.933820.214720.02120.067820.212919.953120.184220.06219.959620.163319.87220.003719.982119.759119.983219.725719.733519.8115
Arson in North Dakota (Arson rate)7.76.510.64.25.25.21.18.615.614.914.710.611.412.712.91.117.413.311.210.71120.319.717.312.812.211.514.720.72810.312.314.781114.213.912.4




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([19.1604,19.165,19.1084,19.4185,19.2353,19.4315,19.5479,19.4047,19.7296,19.5996,19.678,19.8876,19.6788,19.9556,19.9043,19.8462,20.1131,19.8832,20.0613,20.1105,19.9338,20.2147,20.021,20.0678,20.2129,19.9531,20.1842,20.062,19.9596,20.1633,19.872,20.0037,19.9821,19.7591,19.9832,19.7257,19.7335,19.8115,])
array_2 = np.array([7.7,6.5,10.6,4.2,5.2,5.2,1.1,8.6,15.6,14.9,14.7,10.6,11.4,12.7,12.9,1.1,17.4,13.3,11.2,10.7,11,20.3,19.7,17.3,12.8,12.2,11.5,14.7,20.7,28,10.3,12.3,14.7,8,11,14.2,13.9,12.4,])
array_1_name = "The distance between Uranus and Venus"
array_2_name = "Arson in North Dakota"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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