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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is UFO sightings in Kansas and the second variable is Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs.  The chart goes from 1975 to 2011, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As more Kansans reported seeing UFOs, it created a buzz in the state. This led to a surge in interest in outer space and interstellar travel. Consequently, more people in Kansas became interested in reaching new heights, quite literally. They were over the moon about the idea of conquering Everest, and it was as if a gravitational pull was drawing them to the challenge. It's like the UFO sightings sparked a cosmic shift in the mindset of Kansan adventurers, propelling them to scale new peaks.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a striking Discovery magazine cover featuring a UFO hovering over the vast Kansas plains. Stunned onlookers watch as the otherworldly craft casts an otherworldly light across the landscape. In the background, atop the majestic Mount Everest, a group of technicolor-clad aliens triumphantly stand at the summit. Their glowing spacecraft is parked nearby, dwarfing the awe-struck human climbers. The scene captures the surreal intersection of human and extraterrestrial worlds, evoking a sense of wonder and discovery. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: UFO sightings in Kansas and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: A Discovery magazine cover image Whimsical illustration Cyberpunk 3D Pixar Style inspired by bauhaus
ChatGPT: A Discovery magazine cover image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both UFO sightings in Kansas and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs, in the following situation: The increase in UFO sightings in Kansas led to an influx of alien tourists. These extraterrestrial visitors were apparently keen on conquering the ultimate "high," so they started signing up for Mount Everest expeditions in droves. With their advanced technology, they were able to acclimate to the high altitude and harsh conditions with ease, leaving human climbers in their otherworldly dust. It seems they were simply "out of this world" when it came to summiting Everest. Plus, with their experience navigating the cosmos, the aliens found navigating the treacherous terrain of the mountain to be a mere "walk in the Milky Way." And let's not forget, their spacecraft served as the ultimate "lift" to get them partway up the mountain, giving them a considerable head start. All in all, it was a close encounter of the nerdiest kind, as these cosmic conquerors unwittingly sparked a new era of interstellar mountaineering.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A UFO hovers over the vast Kansas plains, as stunned onlookers watch. Meanwhile, atop Mount Everest, a group of aliens, clad in colorful spacesuits, stand triumphantly at the summit, their glowing spacecraft parked nearby, while human climbers gaze in amazement at the unexpected visitors.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A Discovery magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: A UFO hovers over the vast Kansas plains, as stunned onlookers watch. Meanwhile, atop Mount Everest, a group of aliens, clad in colorful spacesuits, stand triumphantly at the summit, their glowing spacecraft parked nearby, while human climbers gaze in amazement at the unexpected visitors. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a striking Discovery magazine cover featuring a UFO hovering over the vast Kansas plains. Stunned onlookers watch as the otherworldly craft casts an otherworldly light across the landscape. In the background, atop the majestic Mount Everest, a group of technicolor-clad aliens triumphantly stand at the summit. Their glowing spacecraft is parked nearby, dwarfing the awe-struck human climbers. The scene captures the surreal intersection of human and extraterrestrial worlds, evoking a sense of wonder and discovery.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in UFO sightings in Kansas caused Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs to increase. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Kansas UFOs and Kooky Climbs: A Closer Connection

The Journal of Paranormal Phenomena Research

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Kansas and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from National UFO Reporting Center and CBC to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9092758 and p < 0.01 for 1975 to 2011.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Kansas UFOs and Kooky Climbs: A Closer Connection

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the curious correlation between UFO sightings in Kansas and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. Departing from the conventional realms of academic research, we boldly investigate whether there is any truth in the notion that extraterrestrial visitors might be inspiring more intrepid souls to conquer the world's tallest peak. Using data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Himalayan Database, our research team uncovered a surprisingly strong relationship, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9092758 and p < 0.01 for the years 1975 to 2011. While some may be inclined to brush off these findings as mere coincidental whimsy, our rigorous analysis suggests that there may indeed be some cosmic force at play in shaping the mountaineering endeavors of humanity. This lighthearted exploration of an unexpected linkage between earthly and otherworldly phenomena is sure to leave readers both amused and astounded.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Kansas and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Kansas UFOs and Kooky Climbs: A Closer Connection

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the curious correlation between UFO sightings in Kansas and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. Departing from the conventional realms of academic research, we boldly investigate whether there is any truth in the notion that extraterrestrial visitors might be inspiring more intrepid souls to conquer the world's tallest peak. Using data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Himalayan Database, our research team uncovered a surprisingly strong relationship, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9092758 and p < 0.01 for the years 1975 to 2011. While some may be inclined to brush off these findings as mere coincidental whimsy, our rigorous analysis suggests that there may indeed be some cosmic force at play in shaping the mountaineering endeavors of humanity. This lighthearted exploration of an unexpected linkage between earthly and otherworldly phenomena is sure to leave readers both amused and astounded.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The world of academia often delves into the mysterious and unexplored, but rarely does it venture into the realm of the truly extraterrestrial. However, in this paper, we shall boldly go where few researchers have gone before and shed light on the curious connection between UFO sightings in Kansas and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs.

While some may scoff at the idea of a cosmic correlation, our findings promise to be the highlight of many a cocktail party conversation. The notion of little green beings inspiring individuals to conquer the tallest peak on Earth may seem far-fetched, but as we shall demonstrate, there is a statistical weight to this whimsical theory.

This investigation began as an offhand comment at a dinner party, but evolved into a rigorous analysis of two seemingly unrelated phenomena. With a wry sense of humor and a dash of scientific curiosity, we set out to uncover whether there is any substance to this fanciful notion.

Our approach to this research was as lighthearted as it was rigorous. Buckle up, dear reader, for a journey through the far reaches of statistical analysis and the outer limits of mountainous pursuits. We aim to not only enlighten, but also amuse and astonish with our findings.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Kansas and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a couple popular internet memes that are related to one of the topics.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Kansas UFOs and Kooky Climbs: A Closer Connection

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the curious correlation between UFO sightings in Kansas and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. Departing from the conventional realms of academic research, we boldly investigate whether there is any truth in the notion that extraterrestrial visitors might be inspiring more intrepid souls to conquer the world's tallest peak. Using data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Himalayan Database, our research team uncovered a surprisingly strong relationship, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9092758 and p < 0.01 for the years 1975 to 2011. While some may be inclined to brush off these findings as mere coincidental whimsy, our rigorous analysis suggests that there may indeed be some cosmic force at play in shaping the mountaineering endeavors of humanity. This lighthearted exploration of an unexpected linkage between earthly and otherworldly phenomena is sure to leave readers both amused and astounded.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The world of academia often delves into the mysterious and unexplored, but rarely does it venture into the realm of the truly extraterrestrial. However, in this paper, we shall boldly go where few researchers have gone before and shed light on the curious connection between UFO sightings in Kansas and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs.
While some may scoff at the idea of a cosmic correlation, our findings promise to be the highlight of many a cocktail party conversation. The notion of little green beings inspiring individuals to conquer the tallest peak on Earth may seem far-fetched, but as we shall demonstrate, there is a statistical weight to this whimsical theory.
This investigation began as an offhand comment at a dinner party, but evolved into a rigorous analysis of two seemingly unrelated phenomena. With a wry sense of humor and a dash of scientific curiosity, we set out to uncover whether there is any substance to this fanciful notion.
Our approach to this research was as lighthearted as it was rigorous. Buckle up, dear reader, for a journey through the far reaches of statistical analysis and the outer limits of mountainous pursuits. We aim to not only enlighten, but also amuse and astonish with our findings.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Smith (2008) conducted an extensive analysis of UFO sightings in the state of Kansas, examining patterns in timing, location, and reported characteristics of the extraterrestrial phenomena. Doe (2015) explored the historical records of successful Mount Everest climbs, considering factors such as weather patterns, technological advancements, and evolving climbing strategies. Jones (2012) investigated the psychological motivations behind mountaineering expeditions, delving into the mindset of those who are drawn to the challenges of high-altitude conquests.

As we delve deeper into the realm of unconventional connections, we find ourselves drawn to the works of non-fiction authors such as "UFOs Over Kansas" by Clark Richards and "Climbing Mount Everest: The Complete Guide" by Alan Hinkes. These sources provide a factual foundation for our investigation, offering insights into the peculiarities of Kansas-based UFO sightings and the daunting allure of Mount Everest.

However, we must not overlook the potential influence of fictional literature on our collective consciousness. Works such as "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" by Steven Spielberg and "Into Thin Air" by Jon Krakauer may not be grounded in empirical data, but they certainly contribute to the popular imagination surrounding UFO phenomena and extreme mountain adventures.

In the realm of internet culture, the "aliens guy" meme with its wide-eyed figure and the catchphrase "They're among us" captures the enduring fascination with extraterrestrial visitations. On the mountaineering front, the "Success Kid" meme, featuring a determined toddler with a fist pump, embodies the spirit of triumph over formidable challenges.

With this eclectic mix of sources and inspirations, we embark on a scholarly sojourn that defies conventional boundaries and promises to uncover a connection that is truly out of this world.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Kansas and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and CBC . You used data from 1975 to 2011

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Kansas UFOs and Kooky Climbs: A Closer Connection

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the curious correlation between UFO sightings in Kansas and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. Departing from the conventional realms of academic research, we boldly investigate whether there is any truth in the notion that extraterrestrial visitors might be inspiring more intrepid souls to conquer the world's tallest peak. Using data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Himalayan Database, our research team uncovered a surprisingly strong relationship, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9092758 and p < 0.01 for the years 1975 to 2011. While some may be inclined to brush off these findings as mere coincidental whimsy, our rigorous analysis suggests that there may indeed be some cosmic force at play in shaping the mountaineering endeavors of humanity. This lighthearted exploration of an unexpected linkage between earthly and otherworldly phenomena is sure to leave readers both amused and astounded.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The world of academia often delves into the mysterious and unexplored, but rarely does it venture into the realm of the truly extraterrestrial. However, in this paper, we shall boldly go where few researchers have gone before and shed light on the curious connection between UFO sightings in Kansas and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs.
While some may scoff at the idea of a cosmic correlation, our findings promise to be the highlight of many a cocktail party conversation. The notion of little green beings inspiring individuals to conquer the tallest peak on Earth may seem far-fetched, but as we shall demonstrate, there is a statistical weight to this whimsical theory.
This investigation began as an offhand comment at a dinner party, but evolved into a rigorous analysis of two seemingly unrelated phenomena. With a wry sense of humor and a dash of scientific curiosity, we set out to uncover whether there is any substance to this fanciful notion.
Our approach to this research was as lighthearted as it was rigorous. Buckle up, dear reader, for a journey through the far reaches of statistical analysis and the outer limits of mountainous pursuits. We aim to not only enlighten, but also amuse and astonish with our findings.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To initiate this out-of-this-world investigation, our research team embarked on a quest to acquire and analyze data spanning the years 1975 to 2011, a period marked by both surges in UFO sightings and triumphant conquests of Mount Everest. We must confess that our data collection methods were a tad unconventional, as we combed through the archives of the National UFO Reporting Center and scoured the records of the Himalayan Database, careful not to overlook any celestial or terrestrial anomaly that might shed light on our enigmatic inquiry.

Adhering to our rigorous, some might say "alien," methodology, we meticulously tallied the reported UFO sightings in the state of Kansas and cross-referenced these with the total number of successful ascents of Mount Everest during each year. The subsequent fusion of these disparate datasets allowed for a comprehensive overview of the potential relationship between extraterrestrial encounters and the audacious pursuit of summiting the world's tallest peak.

Employing statistical software that has been known to invoke a few "UFO" - Unidentified Fundamental Observations - of its own, we calculated the correlation coefficient between the frequency of UFO sightings and the number of successful Mount Everest climbs. This quantitative approach aimed to discern whether a tangible link existed between these seemingly unrelated phenomena, and our findings left us marveling at the cosmic conundrum before us.

While some may deem our methodology as whimsical as a spacecraft in a tornado, we stand by our unorthodox approach as a necessary means of scrutinizing an unconventional hypothesis. Our objective is not only to provide a scholarly account of our methods, but also to infuse a sense of wonder and amusement into the scientific pursuit of deciphering the cosmic caprice that permeates both earthly and extraterrestrial domains.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Kansas and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and CBC .

For the time period 1975 to 2011, you found a correlation 0.9092758, r-squared of 0.8267824, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Kansas UFOs and Kooky Climbs: A Closer Connection

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the curious correlation between UFO sightings in Kansas and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. Departing from the conventional realms of academic research, we boldly investigate whether there is any truth in the notion that extraterrestrial visitors might be inspiring more intrepid souls to conquer the world's tallest peak. Using data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Himalayan Database, our research team uncovered a surprisingly strong relationship, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9092758 and p < 0.01 for the years 1975 to 2011. While some may be inclined to brush off these findings as mere coincidental whimsy, our rigorous analysis suggests that there may indeed be some cosmic force at play in shaping the mountaineering endeavors of humanity. This lighthearted exploration of an unexpected linkage between earthly and otherworldly phenomena is sure to leave readers both amused and astounded.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The world of academia often delves into the mysterious and unexplored, but rarely does it venture into the realm of the truly extraterrestrial. However, in this paper, we shall boldly go where few researchers have gone before and shed light on the curious connection between UFO sightings in Kansas and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs.
While some may scoff at the idea of a cosmic correlation, our findings promise to be the highlight of many a cocktail party conversation. The notion of little green beings inspiring individuals to conquer the tallest peak on Earth may seem far-fetched, but as we shall demonstrate, there is a statistical weight to this whimsical theory.
This investigation began as an offhand comment at a dinner party, but evolved into a rigorous analysis of two seemingly unrelated phenomena. With a wry sense of humor and a dash of scientific curiosity, we set out to uncover whether there is any substance to this fanciful notion.
Our approach to this research was as lighthearted as it was rigorous. Buckle up, dear reader, for a journey through the far reaches of statistical analysis and the outer limits of mountainous pursuits. We aim to not only enlighten, but also amuse and astonish with our findings.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our analysis reveal a striking correlation between UFO sightings in Kansas and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. The correlation coefficient of 0.9092758 indicates a remarkably strong positive relationship between these two variables. Moreover, the r-squared value of 0.8267824, coupled with a p-value of less than 0.01, further reinforces the robustness of this connection. It seems that as UFO sightings in Kansas increased, so did the number of successful climbs to the peak of Mount Everest.

The unassuming state of Kansas, known for its sprawling plains and wheat fields, surprisingly emerges as a focal point for extraterrestrial activity, potentially influencing the audacious ambitions of mountaineers. While some may dismiss this correlation as mere happenstance, the strength of our findings suggests otherwise.

As one might expect, our groundbreaking results have caused quite a stir among both the scientific community and the general public. The idea that celestial visitors could be motivating climbers to conquer the majestic Mount Everest is an enchanting and humorous notion. Our data, however, suggest that there may be more to this cosmic whimsy than meets the eye.

Furthermore, we present Figure 1, a scatterplot illustrating the compelling correlation between UFO sightings in Kansas and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. This visual representation unmistakably demonstrates the coherence between these two seemingly disparate phenomena and provides a clear testament to the linkage we have uncovered.

In conclusion, our findings not only raise eyebrows but also expand the frontiers of whimsical research. The allure of the unknown, whether terrestrial or extraterrestrial, continues to captivate our collective imagination, and our study offers a momentous glimpse into the potential interplay between UFO sightings and the intrepid pursuits of humankind.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Kansas and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Kansas UFOs and Kooky Climbs: A Closer Connection

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the curious correlation between UFO sightings in Kansas and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. Departing from the conventional realms of academic research, we boldly investigate whether there is any truth in the notion that extraterrestrial visitors might be inspiring more intrepid souls to conquer the world's tallest peak. Using data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Himalayan Database, our research team uncovered a surprisingly strong relationship, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9092758 and p < 0.01 for the years 1975 to 2011. While some may be inclined to brush off these findings as mere coincidental whimsy, our rigorous analysis suggests that there may indeed be some cosmic force at play in shaping the mountaineering endeavors of humanity. This lighthearted exploration of an unexpected linkage between earthly and otherworldly phenomena is sure to leave readers both amused and astounded.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Smith (2008) conducted an extensive analysis of UFO sightings in the state of Kansas, examining patterns in timing, location, and reported characteristics of the extraterrestrial phenomena. Doe (2015) explored the historical records of successful Mount Everest climbs, considering factors such as weather patterns, technological advancements, and evolving climbing strategies. Jones (2012) investigated the psychological motivations behind mountaineering expeditions, delving into the mindset of those who are drawn to the challenges of high-altitude conquests.
As we delve deeper into the realm of unconventional connections, we find ourselves drawn to the works of non-fiction authors such as "UFOs Over Kansas" by Clark Richards and "Climbing Mount Everest: The Complete Guide" by Alan Hinkes. These sources provide a factual foundation for our investigation, offering insights into the peculiarities of Kansas-based UFO sightings and the daunting allure of Mount Everest.
However, we must not overlook the potential influence of fictional literature on our collective consciousness. Works such as "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" by Steven Spielberg and "Into Thin Air" by Jon Krakauer may not be grounded in empirical data, but they certainly contribute to the popular imagination surrounding UFO phenomena and extreme mountain adventures.
In the realm of internet culture, the "aliens guy" meme with its wide-eyed figure and the catchphrase "They're among us" captures the enduring fascination with extraterrestrial visitations. On the mountaineering front, the "Success Kid" meme, featuring a determined toddler with a fist pump, embodies the spirit of triumph over formidable challenges.
With this eclectic mix of sources and inspirations, we embark on a scholarly sojourn that defies conventional boundaries and promises to uncover a connection that is truly out of this world.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis reveal a striking correlation between UFO sightings in Kansas and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. The correlation coefficient of 0.9092758 indicates a remarkably strong positive relationship between these two variables. Moreover, the r-squared value of 0.8267824, coupled with a p-value of less than 0.01, further reinforces the robustness of this connection. It seems that as UFO sightings in Kansas increased, so did the number of successful climbs to the peak of Mount Everest.
The unassuming state of Kansas, known for its sprawling plains and wheat fields, surprisingly emerges as a focal point for extraterrestrial activity, potentially influencing the audacious ambitions of mountaineers. While some may dismiss this correlation as mere happenstance, the strength of our findings suggests otherwise.
As one might expect, our groundbreaking results have caused quite a stir among both the scientific community and the general public. The idea that celestial visitors could be motivating climbers to conquer the majestic Mount Everest is an enchanting and humorous notion. Our data, however, suggest that there may be more to this cosmic whimsy than meets the eye.
Furthermore, we present Figure 1, a scatterplot illustrating the compelling correlation between UFO sightings in Kansas and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. This visual representation unmistakably demonstrates the coherence between these two seemingly disparate phenomena and provides a clear testament to the linkage we have uncovered.
In conclusion, our findings not only raise eyebrows but also expand the frontiers of whimsical research. The allure of the unknown, whether terrestrial or extraterrestrial, continues to captivate our collective imagination, and our study offers a momentous glimpse into the potential interplay between UFO sightings and the intrepid pursuits of humankind.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of our investigation undoubtedly provide fertile ground for fruitful discussion, much like the rich soil of Kansas. Building upon the established literature exploring UFO sightings and mountaineering endeavors, our findings lend credence to the notion that there may indeed be an ethereal influence at work in the realm of human conquests.

Delving into the works of Smith (2008) and Doe (2015), we find ourselves not merely chasing after whimsical intrigues but rather gazing at the stars for celestial guidance in our scholarly pursuits. The sturdy correlation we have unearthed aligns harmoniously with the patterns observed in Kansas-based UFO sightings and the historical record of Mount Everest triumphs. It appears that as the otherworldly phenomena dance in the Kansas skies, they also subtly urge mountaineers to ascend to ever greater heights. The cosmic ballet of UFO sightings and mountain conquests paints a picture as riveting as the aurora borealis, captivating our attention with its unexpected allure.

While the internet memes and non-fiction works we encountered in our literature review seemed, at first glance, to add a touch of levity to our scholarly pursuits, they have ultimately enlightened us to the multi-faceted nature of our enterprise. The quirkiness of the "aliens guy" and the tenacity of "Success Kid" embody the sheer complexity of human curiosity and determination, mirroring the intricate relationship we have unveiled between celestial visitations and high-altitude aspirations.

Harboring such correlations between UFO sightings and Mount Everest triumphs may seem as improbable as finding a snowball in the Sahara Desert. However, our statistical analysis, akin to a well-equipped mountaineering expedition, has forged a path through the rugged landscape of skepticism and emerged triumphantly with evidence beyond a reasonable doubt. The r-squared value of 0.8267824 acts as a guiding light, illuminating the reliability of our findings in the vast darkness of uncertainty.

As we reflect on the whimsical genesis of our research and the grounded solidity of our results, we are reminded of the whimsy and wonder that underpins scholarly inquiry. Our study not only sheds light on the potential interplay between UFO sightings and mountaineering achievements but also serves as a testament to the enduring human spirit of exploration and discovery, whether through the vast cosmos or the towering peaks of the world.

In sum, our findings beckon us to gaze at the heavens and the Earth with open minds and open hearts, for it is in the unlikeliest of connections that we may discover the most captivating of truths.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Kansas and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Kansas UFOs and Kooky Climbs: A Closer Connection

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the curious correlation between UFO sightings in Kansas and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. Departing from the conventional realms of academic research, we boldly investigate whether there is any truth in the notion that extraterrestrial visitors might be inspiring more intrepid souls to conquer the world's tallest peak. Using data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Himalayan Database, our research team uncovered a surprisingly strong relationship, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9092758 and p < 0.01 for the years 1975 to 2011. While some may be inclined to brush off these findings as mere coincidental whimsy, our rigorous analysis suggests that there may indeed be some cosmic force at play in shaping the mountaineering endeavors of humanity. This lighthearted exploration of an unexpected linkage between earthly and otherworldly phenomena is sure to leave readers both amused and astounded.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The world of academia often delves into the mysterious and unexplored, but rarely does it venture into the realm of the truly extraterrestrial. However, in this paper, we shall boldly go where few researchers have gone before and shed light on the curious connection between UFO sightings in Kansas and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs.
While some may scoff at the idea of a cosmic correlation, our findings promise to be the highlight of many a cocktail party conversation. The notion of little green beings inspiring individuals to conquer the tallest peak on Earth may seem far-fetched, but as we shall demonstrate, there is a statistical weight to this whimsical theory.
This investigation began as an offhand comment at a dinner party, but evolved into a rigorous analysis of two seemingly unrelated phenomena. With a wry sense of humor and a dash of scientific curiosity, we set out to uncover whether there is any substance to this fanciful notion.
Our approach to this research was as lighthearted as it was rigorous. Buckle up, dear reader, for a journey through the far reaches of statistical analysis and the outer limits of mountainous pursuits. We aim to not only enlighten, but also amuse and astonish with our findings.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis reveal a striking correlation between UFO sightings in Kansas and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. The correlation coefficient of 0.9092758 indicates a remarkably strong positive relationship between these two variables. Moreover, the r-squared value of 0.8267824, coupled with a p-value of less than 0.01, further reinforces the robustness of this connection. It seems that as UFO sightings in Kansas increased, so did the number of successful climbs to the peak of Mount Everest.
The unassuming state of Kansas, known for its sprawling plains and wheat fields, surprisingly emerges as a focal point for extraterrestrial activity, potentially influencing the audacious ambitions of mountaineers. While some may dismiss this correlation as mere happenstance, the strength of our findings suggests otherwise.
As one might expect, our groundbreaking results have caused quite a stir among both the scientific community and the general public. The idea that celestial visitors could be motivating climbers to conquer the majestic Mount Everest is an enchanting and humorous notion. Our data, however, suggest that there may be more to this cosmic whimsy than meets the eye.
Furthermore, we present Figure 1, a scatterplot illustrating the compelling correlation between UFO sightings in Kansas and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. This visual representation unmistakably demonstrates the coherence between these two seemingly disparate phenomena and provides a clear testament to the linkage we have uncovered.
In conclusion, our findings not only raise eyebrows but also expand the frontiers of whimsical research. The allure of the unknown, whether terrestrial or extraterrestrial, continues to captivate our collective imagination, and our study offers a momentous glimpse into the potential interplay between UFO sightings and the intrepid pursuits of humankind.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In wrapping up this out-of-this-world investigation, it is evident that our findings have truly launched the discussion into a cosmic dimension. The strong correlation between UFO sightings in Kansas and successful Mount Everest climbs has sent shockwaves through the scientific community, leaving many to ponder the whimsical forces at play. As we reflect on the gravity of our results, it is clear that our study has reached new heights in the realm of eyebrow-raising research.

Our work has indeed shed light on the potential influence of interstellar visitors on the audacious endeavors of mountaineers. Perhaps, as UFOs zip through the Kansas skies, they whisper cryptic messages to the ambitious souls aiming for the summit of Mount Everest, serving as otherworldly cheerleaders urging them onward and upward. This tantalizing prospect should not be dismissed, as our rigorous analysis has firmly established the statistical weight of this peculiar connection.

While some may regard our findings with a raised eyebrow or a chuckle, the robustness of our results speaks for itself. The captivating allure of the cosmic and the breathtaking heights of human ambition have converged in a most unexpected way. Our scatterplot, a peculiar marriage of science and whimsy, stands as a testament to the enchanting coherence between UFO sightings in Kansas and successful climbs to the pinnacle of Earth.

In the grand tradition of scholarly inquiry, our study has grappled with the mystical and the mirthful. As we bring this chapter to a close, we assert with confidence that no further research in this area is necessary. The gravitational pull of our findings leaves little room for doubt, and we have boldly gone where few have gone before, shining a light on a correlation that boldly goes beyond the ordinary.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Kansas UFOs and Kooky Climbs: A Closer Connection. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Paranormal Phenomena Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Kansas UFOs and Kooky Climbs: A Closer Connection. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Extraterrestrial Phenomena Research Institute


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Kansas UFOs and Kooky Climbs: A Closer Connection with an abstract of This paper delves into the curious correlation between UFO sightings in Kansas and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. Departing from the conventional realms of academic research, we boldly investigate whether there is any truth in the notion that extraterrestrial visitors might be inspiring more intrepid souls to conquer the world's tallest peak. Using data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Himalayan Database, our research team uncovered a surprisingly strong relationship, with a correlation coefficient of 0.9092758 and p < 0.01 for the years 1975 to 2011. While some may be inclined to brush off these findings as mere coincidental whimsy, our rigorous analysis suggests that there may indeed be some cosmic force at play in shaping the mountaineering endeavors of humanity. This lighthearted exploration of an unexpected linkage between earthly and otherworldly phenomena is sure to leave readers both amused and astounded.

ChatGPT:

UFO sightings, Kansas, Mount Everest climbs, correlation, extraterrestrial visitors, National UFO Reporting Center, Himalayan Database, correlation coefficient, cosmic force, mountaineering, otherworldly phenomena

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Data details

UFO sightings in Kansas
Detailed data title: UFO sightings reported in Kansas
Source: National UFO Reporting Center
See what else correlates with UFO sightings in Kansas

Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs
Source: CBC
See what else correlates with Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs

Correlation r = 0.9092758 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8267824 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 82.7% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., UFO sightings in Kansas) over the 37 years from 1975 through 2011.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 6.9E-15. 0.0000000000000069349048604335
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.91 in 6.9E-13% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 144,198,084,923,329 random variables You don't actually need 144 trillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 36 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 36 because we have two variables measured over a period of 37 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.83, 0.95 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1975197619771978197919801981198219831984198519861987198819891990199119921993199419951996199719981999200020012002200320042005200620072008200920102011
UFO sightings in Kansas (UFO sightings)431302132041602131342671629253124243342374327414641
Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs (Climbers)154025181051823163040502572309012951839585121118145182159267337307493633423457543542




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([4,3,1,3,0,2,1,3,2,0,4,1,6,0,2,1,3,1,3,4,2,6,7,16,29,25,31,24,24,33,42,37,43,27,41,46,41,])
array_2 = np.array([15,4,0,25,18,10,5,18,23,16,30,4,0,50,25,72,30,90,129,51,83,95,85,121,118,145,182,159,267,337,307,493,633,423,457,543,542,])
array_1_name = "UFO sightings in Kansas"
array_2_name = "Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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