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There could be a rising demand for baby name merchandise like tiny cowboy boots and baby-sized lassos, leading to an unexpected boost in Centene's stock price. After all, nothing says "future success" like a baby named Denver sporting a miniature bolo tie.Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image that mimics the style of a scene from a Pixar movie. In the bustling city square, a large electronic billboard displays the current stock price of Centene's company. A group of people nearby are engaged in a lively conversation, and one person excitedly announces the popularity of the first name Denver as they pass around a list of newborn baby names. Capture the vibrant atmosphere with animated characters and vivid surroundings as if from a scene from a Pixar movie. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Popularity of the first name Denver and Centene's stock price. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Concept art Futuristic Parallax art An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie Cute 2D animation
ChatGPT: An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Popularity of the first name Denver and Centene's stock price together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bustling city square, a large electronic billboard displays the current stock price of Centene's company. A group of people nearby are engaged in a lively conversation, and one person excitedly announces the popularity of the first name Denver as they pass around a list of newborn baby names.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling city square, a large electronic billboard displays the current stock price of Centene's company. A group of people nearby are engaged in a lively conversation, and one person excitedly announces the popularity of the first name Denver as they pass around a list of newborn baby names. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image that mimics the style of a scene from a Pixar movie. In the bustling city square, a large electronic billboard displays the current stock price of Centene's company. A group of people nearby are engaged in a lively conversation, and one person excitedly announces the popularity of the first name Denver as they pass around a list of newborn baby names. Capture the vibrant atmosphere with animated characters and vivid surroundings as if from a scene from a Pixar movie.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Popularity of the first name Denver caused Centene's stock price (CNC) to increase.
AI academic paper
Denver's Dominance: Deciphering the Droll Connection between the Name and Centene's Stock Price The Journal of Quirky Financial Puzzles Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Denver and Centene's stock price (CNC). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Make the title an alliteration.
Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9857455 and p < 0.01 for 2002 to 2022.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Denver's Dominance: Deciphering the Droll Connection between the Name and Centene's Stock Price
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a rigorous analysis of the relationship between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and the stock price of Centene Corporation (CNC). Drawing upon data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we sought to shed light on this peculiar correlation and its potential implications. The study covers the period from 2002 to 2022, utilizing statistical measures to unravel the enigmatic connection.
In our investigation, we found a rather striking correlation coefficient of 0.9857455, eliciting intrigue akin to uncovering a hidden treasure amongst mundane data. This finding suggests a remarkably strong association between the aforementioned first name's popularity and the performance of Centene's stock. The p-value of less than 0.01 further accentuates the robustness of this connection, leaving one to wonder if there is more than meets the eye, much like an unexpected punchline in an academic setting.
Our results, while initially perplexing, afford an opportunity to indulge in a light-hearted and somewhat whimsical analysis. Delving deeper into the correlation, we posit a tongue-in-cheek theory that the fate of the "Denver" name and Centene's stock are eerily intertwined, almost like a parodic dance between a name and a symbol. It is as if the whims of expecting parents mirror and influence the gyrations of CNC stock price, thereby rendering the market an unwitting participant in this droll cosmic rendezvous.
In conclusion, this study not only underscores the improbable correlation between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and Centene's stock price but also highlights the potential for unexpected confluences in seemingly unrelated domains. As we ponder the implications of these findings, one cannot help but humorously contemplate whether the stock market pays heed to the resonating chuckles of new parents embracing the name "Denver." After all, in the world of finance, a good sense of humor may be the most valuable asset of all.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Denver and Centene's stock price (CNC). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Denver's Dominance: Deciphering the Droll Connection between the Name and Centene's Stock Price
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a rigorous analysis of the relationship between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and the stock price of Centene Corporation (CNC). Drawing upon data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we sought to shed light on this peculiar correlation and its potential implications. The study covers the period from 2002 to 2022, utilizing statistical measures to unravel the enigmatic connection.
In our investigation, we found a rather striking correlation coefficient of 0.9857455, eliciting intrigue akin to uncovering a hidden treasure amongst mundane data. This finding suggests a remarkably strong association between the aforementioned first name's popularity and the performance of Centene's stock. The p-value of less than 0.01 further accentuates the robustness of this connection, leaving one to wonder if there is more than meets the eye, much like an unexpected punchline in an academic setting.
Our results, while initially perplexing, afford an opportunity to indulge in a light-hearted and somewhat whimsical analysis. Delving deeper into the correlation, we posit a tongue-in-cheek theory that the fate of the "Denver" name and Centene's stock are eerily intertwined, almost like a parodic dance between a name and a symbol. It is as if the whims of expecting parents mirror and influence the gyrations of CNC stock price, thereby rendering the market an unwitting participant in this droll cosmic rendezvous.
In conclusion, this study not only underscores the improbable correlation between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and Centene's stock price but also highlights the potential for unexpected confluences in seemingly unrelated domains. As we ponder the implications of these findings, one cannot help but humorously contemplate whether the stock market pays heed to the resonating chuckles of new parents embracing the name "Denver." After all, in the world of finance, a good sense of humor may be the most valuable asset of all.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The connection between seemingly unrelated variables has long captivated researchers, much like the way a good pun captivates its audience. In that same vein, the association between the popularity of first names and stock prices has often been regarded as an abstruse and convoluted topic. Nevertheless, delving into the depths of this enigmatic linkage can uncover unexpected correlations worthy of a bemused smirk or perhaps an amused chuckle.
As we delve into the perplexing intersection between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and the stock price of Centene Corporation (CNC), it is akin to navigating the labyrinth of an elaborate dad joke – inexplicable, yet somehow alluring in its whimsy. Denver, a name evoking images of expansive landscapes and robust football teams, presents a compelling subject for exploration, much like the elusive punchline at the apex of a meticulously constructed jest.
Our foray into this investigation was not motivated by idle curiosity alone, but by a desire to uncover the potential interplay between human culture and financial markets, a confluence that resembles the unanticipated fusion of science and humor in an academic setting. The aims of this study reflect our underlying fascination with the incongruous and improbable, much like a researcher seeking to extract mirth from a statistical model.
The allure of uncovering an unexpected correlation is undeniable, much like the satisfaction derived from a well-executed play on words. This paper seeks to unravel the purported connection between the ebb and flow of Centene's stock price and the ebb and flow of the name "Denver" through rigorous statistical analysis and a touch of comedic contemplation. It is in this spirit of curiosity and bemusement that we invite the reader to join us on this intriguing journey through the unlikely corridors of finance and nomenclature.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Denver and Centene's stock price (CNC). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a couple popular internet memes that are related to one of the topics.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Denver's Dominance: Deciphering the Droll Connection between the Name and Centene's Stock Price
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a rigorous analysis of the relationship between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and the stock price of Centene Corporation (CNC). Drawing upon data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we sought to shed light on this peculiar correlation and its potential implications. The study covers the period from 2002 to 2022, utilizing statistical measures to unravel the enigmatic connection.
In our investigation, we found a rather striking correlation coefficient of 0.9857455, eliciting intrigue akin to uncovering a hidden treasure amongst mundane data. This finding suggests a remarkably strong association between the aforementioned first name's popularity and the performance of Centene's stock. The p-value of less than 0.01 further accentuates the robustness of this connection, leaving one to wonder if there is more than meets the eye, much like an unexpected punchline in an academic setting.
Our results, while initially perplexing, afford an opportunity to indulge in a light-hearted and somewhat whimsical analysis. Delving deeper into the correlation, we posit a tongue-in-cheek theory that the fate of the "Denver" name and Centene's stock are eerily intertwined, almost like a parodic dance between a name and a symbol. It is as if the whims of expecting parents mirror and influence the gyrations of CNC stock price, thereby rendering the market an unwitting participant in this droll cosmic rendezvous.
In conclusion, this study not only underscores the improbable correlation between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and Centene's stock price but also highlights the potential for unexpected confluences in seemingly unrelated domains. As we ponder the implications of these findings, one cannot help but humorously contemplate whether the stock market pays heed to the resonating chuckles of new parents embracing the name "Denver." After all, in the world of finance, a good sense of humor may be the most valuable asset of all.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The connection between seemingly unrelated variables has long captivated researchers, much like the way a good pun captivates its audience. In that same vein, the association between the popularity of first names and stock prices has often been regarded as an abstruse and convoluted topic. Nevertheless, delving into the depths of this enigmatic linkage can uncover unexpected correlations worthy of a bemused smirk or perhaps an amused chuckle.
As we delve into the perplexing intersection between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and the stock price of Centene Corporation (CNC), it is akin to navigating the labyrinth of an elaborate dad joke – inexplicable, yet somehow alluring in its whimsy. Denver, a name evoking images of expansive landscapes and robust football teams, presents a compelling subject for exploration, much like the elusive punchline at the apex of a meticulously constructed jest.
Our foray into this investigation was not motivated by idle curiosity alone, but by a desire to uncover the potential interplay between human culture and financial markets, a confluence that resembles the unanticipated fusion of science and humor in an academic setting. The aims of this study reflect our underlying fascination with the incongruous and improbable, much like a researcher seeking to extract mirth from a statistical model.
The allure of uncovering an unexpected correlation is undeniable, much like the satisfaction derived from a well-executed play on words. This paper seeks to unravel the purported connection between the ebb and flow of Centene's stock price and the ebb and flow of the name "Denver" through rigorous statistical analysis and a touch of comedic contemplation. It is in this spirit of curiosity and bemusement that we invite the reader to join us on this intriguing journey through the unlikely corridors of finance and nomenclature.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The association between the popularity of first names and diverse societal phenomena has piqued the interest of researchers for decades. Smith et al. (2010) examined the cultural and economic implications of first name popularity, laying the groundwork for future investigations into this seemingly whimsical area of study. Doe (2015) postulated a potential link between first name trends and consumer behaviors, offering a thought-provoking perspective on the interplay between nomenclature and market dynamics. Jones (2018) expounded upon the psychological significance of first names, sparking contemplation on the influence of naming trends on broader social constructs.
Turning to the realm of literature, "Freakonomics: A Rogue Economist Explores the Hidden Side of Everything" by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner sheds light on unconventional correlations in real-world data, succinctly encapsulating the allure of uncovering unexpected connections. Furthermore, "Blink: The Power of Thinking Without Thinking" by Malcolm Gladwell tantalizes readers with anecdotes of intuitive decision-making, resonating with the curiosity inherent in exploring improbable associations.
In the realm of fiction, "The Name of the Wind" by Patrick Rothfuss weaves a tale of enigmatic forces and hidden connections, mirroring the enigmatic nature of our investigation into the curious link between the name "Denver" and Centene's stock price. Additionally, "American Gods" by Neil Gaiman whimsically delves into the intersection of folklore and modernity, echoing the unexpected confluence of first names and financial markets.
Amidst the proliferation of internet memes, the iconic "Name a More Iconic Duo" meme humorously parallels our endeavor to decipher the eccentric nexus between the name "Denver" and CNC stock price, inviting lighthearted speculation on improbable pairings. Likewise, the "This is so sad, Alexa play Despacito" meme playfully underscores the notion of uncovering unexpected correlations, much like stumbling upon an amusing punchline amidst serious discourse.
It is within this amalgamation of scholarly inquiry, literary musings, and whimsical internet culture that we situate our investigation into the enduring mystery of the connection between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and the stock price of Centene Corporation (CNC).
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Denver and Centene's stock price (CNC). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2002 to 2022
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Denver's Dominance: Deciphering the Droll Connection between the Name and Centene's Stock Price
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a rigorous analysis of the relationship between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and the stock price of Centene Corporation (CNC). Drawing upon data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we sought to shed light on this peculiar correlation and its potential implications. The study covers the period from 2002 to 2022, utilizing statistical measures to unravel the enigmatic connection.
In our investigation, we found a rather striking correlation coefficient of 0.9857455, eliciting intrigue akin to uncovering a hidden treasure amongst mundane data. This finding suggests a remarkably strong association between the aforementioned first name's popularity and the performance of Centene's stock. The p-value of less than 0.01 further accentuates the robustness of this connection, leaving one to wonder if there is more than meets the eye, much like an unexpected punchline in an academic setting.
Our results, while initially perplexing, afford an opportunity to indulge in a light-hearted and somewhat whimsical analysis. Delving deeper into the correlation, we posit a tongue-in-cheek theory that the fate of the "Denver" name and Centene's stock are eerily intertwined, almost like a parodic dance between a name and a symbol. It is as if the whims of expecting parents mirror and influence the gyrations of CNC stock price, thereby rendering the market an unwitting participant in this droll cosmic rendezvous.
In conclusion, this study not only underscores the improbable correlation between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and Centene's stock price but also highlights the potential for unexpected confluences in seemingly unrelated domains. As we ponder the implications of these findings, one cannot help but humorously contemplate whether the stock market pays heed to the resonating chuckles of new parents embracing the name "Denver." After all, in the world of finance, a good sense of humor may be the most valuable asset of all.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The connection between seemingly unrelated variables has long captivated researchers, much like the way a good pun captivates its audience. In that same vein, the association between the popularity of first names and stock prices has often been regarded as an abstruse and convoluted topic. Nevertheless, delving into the depths of this enigmatic linkage can uncover unexpected correlations worthy of a bemused smirk or perhaps an amused chuckle.
As we delve into the perplexing intersection between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and the stock price of Centene Corporation (CNC), it is akin to navigating the labyrinth of an elaborate dad joke – inexplicable, yet somehow alluring in its whimsy. Denver, a name evoking images of expansive landscapes and robust football teams, presents a compelling subject for exploration, much like the elusive punchline at the apex of a meticulously constructed jest.
Our foray into this investigation was not motivated by idle curiosity alone, but by a desire to uncover the potential interplay between human culture and financial markets, a confluence that resembles the unanticipated fusion of science and humor in an academic setting. The aims of this study reflect our underlying fascination with the incongruous and improbable, much like a researcher seeking to extract mirth from a statistical model.
The allure of uncovering an unexpected correlation is undeniable, much like the satisfaction derived from a well-executed play on words. This paper seeks to unravel the purported connection between the ebb and flow of Centene's stock price and the ebb and flow of the name "Denver" through rigorous statistical analysis and a touch of comedic contemplation. It is in this spirit of curiosity and bemusement that we invite the reader to join us on this intriguing journey through the unlikely corridors of finance and nomenclature.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The present study adopted a mixed-methods approach, combining quantitative data analysis with a lighthearted qualitative exploration, much like blending the rigidity of statistics with the levity of a well-timed punchline. Through a nuanced and somewhat unorthodox methodology, we endeavored to unravel the symbiotic relationship between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and the stock price of Centene Corporation (CNC).
To commence this elaborate investigation, we scoured the extensive archives of the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), mining data from 2002 to 2022 with the tenacity of a devoted pun enthusiast seeking the perfect wordplay. The selection of this timeframe aimed to encapsulate a comprehensive view of the fluctuating popularity of the name "Denver" and its potential impact on the performance of Centene's stock over two decades, akin to carefully crafting a joke with a long setup and an unexpected but fitting conclusion.
The quantitative aspect of the study involved the utilization of robust statistical measures, including correlation analysis, regression modeling, and time series analysis. Specifically, we calculated the correlation coefficient and its corresponding p-value, employing rigorous statistical software packages to scrutinize the substantiveness of the association between the name "Denver" and CNC stock price. This process uncoiled much like the delivery of a wry quip, with each statistical test revealing a layer of the purported connection, much like the buildup of a well-constructed medium-length jest.
In parallel, we embarked upon a qualitative exploration, indulging in a somewhat playful and contemplative discourse concerning the potential implications of this unlikely correlation. Our team engaged in interpretive analyses and thematic coding, uncovering the subtle nuances of this peculiar alliance with an air of mischievous curiosity and scholarly gravitas, much like a humorous anecdote told in an academic symposium.
Furthermore, to capture the essence of the amusing yet intriguing dimension of this study, we blended quantitative and qualitative findings through narrative synthesis, constructing a storyline that wove together the statistical robustness and the whimsical speculation evoked by this improbable relationship, reminiscent of the fusion of intellect and humor one encounters in a well-crafted stand-up routine.
In summary, the methodology employed in this investigational endeavor mirrored the allure of a clever play on words, weaving together quantitative rigor with a touch of lighthearted contemplation, much like the delivery of a perfect dad joke – calculated yet unexpected, intricate yet undeniably amusing.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Denver and Centene's stock price (CNC). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .
For the time period 2002 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9857455, r-squared of 0.9716943, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Denver's Dominance: Deciphering the Droll Connection between the Name and Centene's Stock Price
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a rigorous analysis of the relationship between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and the stock price of Centene Corporation (CNC). Drawing upon data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we sought to shed light on this peculiar correlation and its potential implications. The study covers the period from 2002 to 2022, utilizing statistical measures to unravel the enigmatic connection.
In our investigation, we found a rather striking correlation coefficient of 0.9857455, eliciting intrigue akin to uncovering a hidden treasure amongst mundane data. This finding suggests a remarkably strong association between the aforementioned first name's popularity and the performance of Centene's stock. The p-value of less than 0.01 further accentuates the robustness of this connection, leaving one to wonder if there is more than meets the eye, much like an unexpected punchline in an academic setting.
Our results, while initially perplexing, afford an opportunity to indulge in a light-hearted and somewhat whimsical analysis. Delving deeper into the correlation, we posit a tongue-in-cheek theory that the fate of the "Denver" name and Centene's stock are eerily intertwined, almost like a parodic dance between a name and a symbol. It is as if the whims of expecting parents mirror and influence the gyrations of CNC stock price, thereby rendering the market an unwitting participant in this droll cosmic rendezvous.
In conclusion, this study not only underscores the improbable correlation between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and Centene's stock price but also highlights the potential for unexpected confluences in seemingly unrelated domains. As we ponder the implications of these findings, one cannot help but humorously contemplate whether the stock market pays heed to the resonating chuckles of new parents embracing the name "Denver." After all, in the world of finance, a good sense of humor may be the most valuable asset of all.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The connection between seemingly unrelated variables has long captivated researchers, much like the way a good pun captivates its audience. In that same vein, the association between the popularity of first names and stock prices has often been regarded as an abstruse and convoluted topic. Nevertheless, delving into the depths of this enigmatic linkage can uncover unexpected correlations worthy of a bemused smirk or perhaps an amused chuckle.
As we delve into the perplexing intersection between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and the stock price of Centene Corporation (CNC), it is akin to navigating the labyrinth of an elaborate dad joke – inexplicable, yet somehow alluring in its whimsy. Denver, a name evoking images of expansive landscapes and robust football teams, presents a compelling subject for exploration, much like the elusive punchline at the apex of a meticulously constructed jest.
Our foray into this investigation was not motivated by idle curiosity alone, but by a desire to uncover the potential interplay between human culture and financial markets, a confluence that resembles the unanticipated fusion of science and humor in an academic setting. The aims of this study reflect our underlying fascination with the incongruous and improbable, much like a researcher seeking to extract mirth from a statistical model.
The allure of uncovering an unexpected correlation is undeniable, much like the satisfaction derived from a well-executed play on words. This paper seeks to unravel the purported connection between the ebb and flow of Centene's stock price and the ebb and flow of the name "Denver" through rigorous statistical analysis and a touch of comedic contemplation. It is in this spirit of curiosity and bemusement that we invite the reader to join us on this intriguing journey through the unlikely corridors of finance and nomenclature.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
We found an astonishingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9857455 between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and the stock price of Centene Corporation (CNC) from 2002 to 2022. This correlation coefficient is as strong as the gravitational pull towards a good dad joke at a family gathering.
The r-squared value of 0.9716943 indicates that approximately 97.17% of the variance in Centene's stock price can be explained by the popularity of the name "Denver." This level of predictability is akin to expecting a hearty laugh at a well-timed pun - almost inevitable.
Moreover, the p-value of less than 0.01 underscores the statistical significance of this correlation, hinting at a connection more robust than the enduring bond between a dad and his grill.
Fig. 1 exhibits a scatterplot illustrating the formidable relationship between the two variables. The strength of this correlation is quite remarkable and prompts one to ponder whether the stock market has a fondness for names imbued with the rugged charm of the Mile High City.
This noteworthy association between the popularity of the name "Denver" and Centene's stock price provides an opportunity to blend statistical rigor with lighthearted contemplation, much like infusing a scholarly paper with the occasional pun to keep it engaging.
In conclusion, our findings showcase an unexpectedly strong correlation between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and the stock price of Centene Corporation, shedding light on the whimsical interplay between nomenclature and financial markets. These results not only provoke a chuckle but also invite contemplation on the remarkable and often humorous connections that can be gleaned through rigorous statistical analysis.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Denver and Centene's stock price (CNC). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
Denver's Dominance: Deciphering the Droll Connection between the Name and Centene's Stock Price
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a rigorous analysis of the relationship between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and the stock price of Centene Corporation (CNC). Drawing upon data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we sought to shed light on this peculiar correlation and its potential implications. The study covers the period from 2002 to 2022, utilizing statistical measures to unravel the enigmatic connection.
In our investigation, we found a rather striking correlation coefficient of 0.9857455, eliciting intrigue akin to uncovering a hidden treasure amongst mundane data. This finding suggests a remarkably strong association between the aforementioned first name's popularity and the performance of Centene's stock. The p-value of less than 0.01 further accentuates the robustness of this connection, leaving one to wonder if there is more than meets the eye, much like an unexpected punchline in an academic setting.
Our results, while initially perplexing, afford an opportunity to indulge in a light-hearted and somewhat whimsical analysis. Delving deeper into the correlation, we posit a tongue-in-cheek theory that the fate of the "Denver" name and Centene's stock are eerily intertwined, almost like a parodic dance between a name and a symbol. It is as if the whims of expecting parents mirror and influence the gyrations of CNC stock price, thereby rendering the market an unwitting participant in this droll cosmic rendezvous.
In conclusion, this study not only underscores the improbable correlation between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and Centene's stock price but also highlights the potential for unexpected confluences in seemingly unrelated domains. As we ponder the implications of these findings, one cannot help but humorously contemplate whether the stock market pays heed to the resonating chuckles of new parents embracing the name "Denver." After all, in the world of finance, a good sense of humor may be the most valuable asset of all.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The association between the popularity of first names and diverse societal phenomena has piqued the interest of researchers for decades. Smith et al. (2010) examined the cultural and economic implications of first name popularity, laying the groundwork for future investigations into this seemingly whimsical area of study. Doe (2015) postulated a potential link between first name trends and consumer behaviors, offering a thought-provoking perspective on the interplay between nomenclature and market dynamics. Jones (2018) expounded upon the psychological significance of first names, sparking contemplation on the influence of naming trends on broader social constructs.
Turning to the realm of literature, "Freakonomics: A Rogue Economist Explores the Hidden Side of Everything" by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner sheds light on unconventional correlations in real-world data, succinctly encapsulating the allure of uncovering unexpected connections. Furthermore, "Blink: The Power of Thinking Without Thinking" by Malcolm Gladwell tantalizes readers with anecdotes of intuitive decision-making, resonating with the curiosity inherent in exploring improbable associations.
In the realm of fiction, "The Name of the Wind" by Patrick Rothfuss weaves a tale of enigmatic forces and hidden connections, mirroring the enigmatic nature of our investigation into the curious link between the name "Denver" and Centene's stock price. Additionally, "American Gods" by Neil Gaiman whimsically delves into the intersection of folklore and modernity, echoing the unexpected confluence of first names and financial markets.
Amidst the proliferation of internet memes, the iconic "Name a More Iconic Duo" meme humorously parallels our endeavor to decipher the eccentric nexus between the name "Denver" and CNC stock price, inviting lighthearted speculation on improbable pairings. Likewise, the "This is so sad, Alexa play Despacito" meme playfully underscores the notion of uncovering unexpected correlations, much like stumbling upon an amusing punchline amidst serious discourse.
It is within this amalgamation of scholarly inquiry, literary musings, and whimsical internet culture that we situate our investigation into the enduring mystery of the connection between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and the stock price of Centene Corporation (CNC).
[[RESULTS]]
We found an astonishingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9857455 between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and the stock price of Centene Corporation (CNC) from 2002 to 2022. This correlation coefficient is as strong as the gravitational pull towards a good dad joke at a family gathering.
The r-squared value of 0.9716943 indicates that approximately 97.17% of the variance in Centene's stock price can be explained by the popularity of the name "Denver." This level of predictability is akin to expecting a hearty laugh at a well-timed pun - almost inevitable.
Moreover, the p-value of less than 0.01 underscores the statistical significance of this correlation, hinting at a connection more robust than the enduring bond between a dad and his grill.
Fig. 1 exhibits a scatterplot illustrating the formidable relationship between the two variables. The strength of this correlation is quite remarkable and prompts one to ponder whether the stock market has a fondness for names imbued with the rugged charm of the Mile High City.
This noteworthy association between the popularity of the name "Denver" and Centene's stock price provides an opportunity to blend statistical rigor with lighthearted contemplation, much like infusing a scholarly paper with the occasional pun to keep it engaging.
In conclusion, our findings showcase an unexpectedly strong correlation between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and the stock price of Centene Corporation, shedding light on the whimsical interplay between nomenclature and financial markets. These results not only provoke a chuckle but also invite contemplation on the remarkable and often humorous connections that can be gleaned through rigorous statistical analysis.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[DISCUSSION]]
The remarkable correlation between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and the stock price of Centene Corporation (CNC) from 2002 to 2022 underscores the potential for whimsical and improbable connections within the realm of statistical analysis. Our findings serve as a testament to the unexpected humor that can be extracted from the rigorous examination of ostensibly unrelated variables, much like stumbling upon a clever dad joke in the midst of a serious discussion.
Our results not only resonate with prior research on the cultural and economic implications of first name popularity but also provide a unique perspective on the interplay between nomenclature and market dynamics. The striking correlation coefficient of 0.9857455, in itself, is reminiscent of a perfectly timed pun – both surprising and oddly satisfying in its delivery. This correlation coefficient, akin to the magnetic attraction between two well-suited jesters at a comedy club, lends robust support to the notion that the popularity of the name "Denver" exerts a compelling influence on the gyrations of Centene's stock price.
The r-squared value of 0.9716943 further underscores the predictability of Centene's stock price based on the popularity of the name "Denver." This level of predictability is akin to the reassurance one feels when encountering a tried-and-true dad joke – a comforting familiarity amidst the unpredictability of statistical analysis. Similarly, the p-value of less than 0.01 emphatically echoes the undeniable force of a punchline, leaving no room for doubt about the statistical significance of the relationship between these variables.
Artfully depicted in Fig. 1, the scatterplot elucidates the formidable connection between the popularity of the name "Denver" and Centene's stock price. This compelling visual representation prompts a light-hearted contemplation of whether the stock market has a penchant for names imbued with the rugged charm of the Mile High City, akin to a playful banter between old friends.
In sum, our study not only aligns with prior research on first name trends and societal phenomena but also injects a touch of levity into the realm of statistical analysis, akin to the well-timed insertion of wit in a scholarly paper. The improbable correlation between the popularity of the name "Denver" and Centene's stock price serves as a whimsical reminder that in the world of empirical inquiry, unexpected connections can often hold as much intrigue as a cleverly constructed dad joke.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Denver and Centene's stock price (CNC). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Denver's Dominance: Deciphering the Droll Connection between the Name and Centene's Stock Price
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a rigorous analysis of the relationship between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and the stock price of Centene Corporation (CNC). Drawing upon data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we sought to shed light on this peculiar correlation and its potential implications. The study covers the period from 2002 to 2022, utilizing statistical measures to unravel the enigmatic connection.
In our investigation, we found a rather striking correlation coefficient of 0.9857455, eliciting intrigue akin to uncovering a hidden treasure amongst mundane data. This finding suggests a remarkably strong association between the aforementioned first name's popularity and the performance of Centene's stock. The p-value of less than 0.01 further accentuates the robustness of this connection, leaving one to wonder if there is more than meets the eye, much like an unexpected punchline in an academic setting.
Our results, while initially perplexing, afford an opportunity to indulge in a light-hearted and somewhat whimsical analysis. Delving deeper into the correlation, we posit a tongue-in-cheek theory that the fate of the "Denver" name and Centene's stock are eerily intertwined, almost like a parodic dance between a name and a symbol. It is as if the whims of expecting parents mirror and influence the gyrations of CNC stock price, thereby rendering the market an unwitting participant in this droll cosmic rendezvous.
In conclusion, this study not only underscores the improbable correlation between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and Centene's stock price but also highlights the potential for unexpected confluences in seemingly unrelated domains. As we ponder the implications of these findings, one cannot help but humorously contemplate whether the stock market pays heed to the resonating chuckles of new parents embracing the name "Denver." After all, in the world of finance, a good sense of humor may be the most valuable asset of all.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
The connection between seemingly unrelated variables has long captivated researchers, much like the way a good pun captivates its audience. In that same vein, the association between the popularity of first names and stock prices has often been regarded as an abstruse and convoluted topic. Nevertheless, delving into the depths of this enigmatic linkage can uncover unexpected correlations worthy of a bemused smirk or perhaps an amused chuckle.
As we delve into the perplexing intersection between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and the stock price of Centene Corporation (CNC), it is akin to navigating the labyrinth of an elaborate dad joke – inexplicable, yet somehow alluring in its whimsy. Denver, a name evoking images of expansive landscapes and robust football teams, presents a compelling subject for exploration, much like the elusive punchline at the apex of a meticulously constructed jest.
Our foray into this investigation was not motivated by idle curiosity alone, but by a desire to uncover the potential interplay between human culture and financial markets, a confluence that resembles the unanticipated fusion of science and humor in an academic setting. The aims of this study reflect our underlying fascination with the incongruous and improbable, much like a researcher seeking to extract mirth from a statistical model.
The allure of uncovering an unexpected correlation is undeniable, much like the satisfaction derived from a well-executed play on words. This paper seeks to unravel the purported connection between the ebb and flow of Centene's stock price and the ebb and flow of the name "Denver" through rigorous statistical analysis and a touch of comedic contemplation. It is in this spirit of curiosity and bemusement that we invite the reader to join us on this intriguing journey through the unlikely corridors of finance and nomenclature.
[[RESULTS]]
We found an astonishingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9857455 between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and the stock price of Centene Corporation (CNC) from 2002 to 2022. This correlation coefficient is as strong as the gravitational pull towards a good dad joke at a family gathering.
The r-squared value of 0.9716943 indicates that approximately 97.17% of the variance in Centene's stock price can be explained by the popularity of the name "Denver." This level of predictability is akin to expecting a hearty laugh at a well-timed pun - almost inevitable.
Moreover, the p-value of less than 0.01 underscores the statistical significance of this correlation, hinting at a connection more robust than the enduring bond between a dad and his grill.
Fig. 1 exhibits a scatterplot illustrating the formidable relationship between the two variables. The strength of this correlation is quite remarkable and prompts one to ponder whether the stock market has a fondness for names imbued with the rugged charm of the Mile High City.
This noteworthy association between the popularity of the name "Denver" and Centene's stock price provides an opportunity to blend statistical rigor with lighthearted contemplation, much like infusing a scholarly paper with the occasional pun to keep it engaging.
In conclusion, our findings showcase an unexpectedly strong correlation between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and the stock price of Centene Corporation, shedding light on the whimsical interplay between nomenclature and financial markets. These results not only provoke a chuckle but also invite contemplation on the remarkable and often humorous connections that can be gleaned through rigorous statistical analysis.
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Your response should start like this:
[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
The implications of our findings are as clear as the corny punchline of a classic dad joke, pointing to a remarkably strong connection between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and the stock price of Centene Corporation (CNC). Our analysis has unearthed a correlation so strong, it might as well be considered a Match.com for statistics and nomenclature.
With such a robust relationship, one might wonder if the stock market has taken a liking to the rugged allure of the name "Denver," much like a father's fondness for propping up his trusty grill. The predictability of this association is as reliable as the anticipation of laughter after a well-placed pun, leaving little room for unexpected surprises.
This study humorously underscores the potential for unexpected confluences in seemingly unrelated domains, much like the fusion of science and humor in an academic setting. As we reflect on these findings, one cannot help but entertain the thought of the stock market merrily dancing to the rhythm of expectant parents' chuckles at the prospect of naming their child "Denver."
In light of these findings, we assert that no further research is needed in this area, as we have thoroughly uncovered the comical yet intriguing link between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and Centene's stock price. After all, in the world of finance, a good sense of humor may be the most valuable asset of all.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Denver's Dominance: Deciphering the Droll Connection between the Name and Centene's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Quirky Financial Puzzles
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Denver's Dominance: Deciphering the Droll Connection between the Name and Centene's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Society for Punny Economic Analysis and Research (SPEAR)
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Denver's Dominance: Deciphering the Droll Connection between the Name and Centene's Stock Price with an abstract of This paper presents a rigorous analysis of the relationship between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and the stock price of Centene Corporation (CNC). Drawing upon data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we sought to shed light on this peculiar correlation and its potential implications. The study covers the period from 2002 to 2022, utilizing statistical measures to unravel the enigmatic connection.
In our investigation, we found a rather striking correlation coefficient of 0.9857455, eliciting intrigue akin to uncovering a hidden treasure amongst mundane data. This finding suggests a remarkably strong association between the aforementioned first name's popularity and the performance of Centene's stock. The p-value of less than 0.01 further accentuates the robustness of this connection, leaving one to wonder if there is more than meets the eye, much like an unexpected punchline in an academic setting.
Our results, while initially perplexing, afford an opportunity to indulge in a light-hearted and somewhat whimsical analysis. Delving deeper into the correlation, we posit a tongue-in-cheek theory that the fate of the "Denver" name and Centene's stock are eerily intertwined, almost like a parodic dance between a name and a symbol. It is as if the whims of expecting parents mirror and influence the gyrations of CNC stock price, thereby rendering the market an unwitting participant in this droll cosmic rendezvous.
In conclusion, this study not only underscores the improbable correlation between the popularity of the first name "Denver" and Centene's stock price but also highlights the potential for unexpected confluences in seemingly unrelated domains. As we ponder the implications of these findings, one cannot help but humorously contemplate whether the stock market pays heed to the resonating chuckles of new parents embracing the name "Denver." After all, in the world of finance, a good sense of humor may be the most valuable asset of all.
ChatGPT:
Denver, Centene Corporation, stock price, correlation, popularity, first name, social security administration, LSEG Analytics, Refinitiv, statistical analysis, correlation coefficient, p-value, whimsical analysis, unexpected confluences, stock market, finance, humor, market influence
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Data details
Popularity of the first name DenverDetailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Denver
Source: US Social Security Administration
See what else correlates with Popularity of the first name Denver
Centene's stock price (CNC)
Detailed data title: Opening price of Centene (CNC) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function
See what else correlates with Centene's stock price (CNC)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.9716943 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 97.2% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Centene's stock price (CNC)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Denver) over the 21 years from 2002 through 2022.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 3.6E-16. 0.0000000000000003591661058985
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.99 in 3.6E-14% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 2,784,227,084,842,463 random variables You don't actually need 2 quadrillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 20 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 20 because we have two variables measured over a period of 21 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.96, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | 2022 | |
Popularity of the first name Denver (Babies born) | 179 | 189 | 164 | 179 | 186 | 191 | 217 | 179 | 172 | 200 | 206 | 244 | 312 | 439 | 450 | 491 | 619 | 723 | 837 | 944 | 963 |
Centene's stock price (CNC) (Stock price) | 1.89 | 2.85 | 3.51 | 7.15 | 6.59 | 6.23 | 6.85 | 4.91 | 5.35 | 6.39 | 10.17 | 10.46 | 14.74 | 26.58 | 32.31 | 28.62 | 50.35 | 57.03 | 62.98 | 60.61 | 83.14 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data.
In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.
For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.
(This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([179,189,164,179,186,191,217,179,172,200,206,244,312,439,450,491,619,723,837,944,963,])
array_2 = np.array([1.89,2.85,3.51,7.15,6.59,6.23,6.85,4.91,5.35,6.39,10.17,10.46,14.74,26.58,32.31,28.62,50.35,57.03,62.98,60.61,83.14,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Denver"
array_2_name = "Centene's stock price (CNC)"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Your correlation rating is out of this world!
Correlation ID: 2154 · Black Variable ID: 3893 · Red Variable ID: 1802