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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is British Open Golf Championship winner's score and the second variable is Liquefied petroleum gas used in Central African Republic.  The chart goes from 2008 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the British Open Golf Championship winner's score goes up, so does the demand for celebratory fizz, leading to more champagne being sprayed during the victory celebrations. This surge in champagne showers results in a higher need for Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) to fuel the extravagant displays of sportsmanship. It's a hole in one for the LPG industry in the Central African Republic, where they're definitely feeling the *propane* of success!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a Discovery magazine cover featuring a triumphant golfer holding the British Open Championship trophy on a lush Scottish golf course. The golfer is raising the trophy in celebration, with a score of 68 displayed prominently nearby. In the background, families in the Central African Republic are depicted cooking delicious meals using Liquefied Petroleum Gas, creating a warm and inviting atmosphere. The image should convey the excitement of victory in Scotland alongside the comfort and joy of cooking in Central African Republic. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: British Open Golf Championship winner's score and Liquefied petroleum gas used in Central African Republic. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Glitch art A Discovery magazine cover image Cute 2D animation Psychedelic Celtic art
ChatGPT: A Discovery magazine cover image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both British Open Golf Championship winner's score and Liquefied petroleum gas used in Central African Republic together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A golfer in Scotland celebrating his British Open Championship win with a score of 68, while in Central African Republic, families cooking delicious meals using Liquefied Petroleum Gas.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A Discovery magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: A golfer in Scotland celebrating his British Open Championship win with a score of 68, while in Central African Republic, families cooking delicious meals using Liquefied Petroleum Gas. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a Discovery magazine cover featuring a triumphant golfer holding the British Open Championship trophy on a lush Scottish golf course. The golfer is raising the trophy in celebration, with a score of 68 displayed prominently nearby. In the background, families in the Central African Republic are depicted cooking delicious meals using Liquefied Petroleum Gas, creating a warm and inviting atmosphere. The image should convey the excitement of victory in Scotland alongside the comfort and joy of cooking in Central African Republic.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how increases in British Open Golf Championship winner's score positively influenced Liquefied petroleum gas used in Central African Republic. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Par for the Course: Uncovering the Correlation Between British Open Golf Championship Winner's Score and Liquefied Petroleum Gas Consumption in Central African Republic

The Journal of Sports Economics and Eclectic Energy Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between British Open Golf Championship winner's score and Liquefied petroleum gas used in Central African Republic. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from Golfstats and Energy Information Administration to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9760592 and p < 0.01 for 2008 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Par for the Course: Uncovering the Correlation Between British Open Golf Championship Winner's Score and Liquefied Petroleum Gas Consumption in Central African Republic

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the often-overlooked relationship between the performance of the British Open Golf Championship winner and the consumption of liquefied petroleum gas (LPG) in the Central African Republic. Using data from Golfstats and the Energy Information Administration, we analyzed the correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables from 2008 to 2021. Surprisingly, we discovered a high correlation coefficient of 0.9760592 and p < 0.01, suggesting a strong connection between the two.

Our findings imply that as the British Open Golf Championship winner's score improves, there is a corresponding increase in the consumption of LPG in the Central African Republic. It's as if the champion's excellence on the golf course ignites a fiery passion for LPG in a distant corner of the world. This unexpected association challenges conventional wisdom and highlights the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate global phenomena.

In conclusion, this research sheds light on an intriguing correlation, prompting further investigation into the mysterious links between athletic achievements and energy consumption. As for the dad joke, we couldn't resist: Did you hear about the golfer who traveled to the Central African Republic and sparked a surge in LPG consumption? He really took his "par" performance to the next level!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between British Open Golf Championship winner's score and Liquefied petroleum gas used in Central African Republic. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Par for the Course: Uncovering the Correlation Between British Open Golf Championship Winner's Score and Liquefied Petroleum Gas Consumption in Central African Republic

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the often-overlooked relationship between the performance of the British Open Golf Championship winner and the consumption of liquefied petroleum gas (LPG) in the Central African Republic. Using data from Golfstats and the Energy Information Administration, we analyzed the correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables from 2008 to 2021. Surprisingly, we discovered a high correlation coefficient of 0.9760592 and p < 0.01, suggesting a strong connection between the two.

Our findings imply that as the British Open Golf Championship winner's score improves, there is a corresponding increase in the consumption of LPG in the Central African Republic. It's as if the champion's excellence on the golf course ignites a fiery passion for LPG in a distant corner of the world. This unexpected association challenges conventional wisdom and highlights the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate global phenomena.

In conclusion, this research sheds light on an intriguing correlation, prompting further investigation into the mysterious links between athletic achievements and energy consumption. As for the dad joke, we couldn't resist: Did you hear about the golfer who traveled to the Central African Republic and sparked a surge in LPG consumption? He really took his "par" performance to the next level!

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The British Open Golf Championship, one of the oldest and most prestigious golf tournaments in the world, has long captivated audiences with its displays of skill, sportsmanship, and occasionally questionable fashion choices. Meanwhile, the Central African Republic, nestled away in the heart of the continent, may not typically feature in discussions of global energy consumption. However, surprising as it may be, these seemingly disparate entities are linked in an unexpected dance of statistical significance.

As we delve into the intersection of golf and liquefied petroleum gas (LPG) consumption, it's worth pondering the age-old question: "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?" Because he a**(loin)de** the rough! This research aims to bring a lighthearted touch to a topic that has traditionally been overlooked in academic circles.

The correlation between the performance of the British Open Golf Championship winner and the consumption of LPG in the Central African Republic may initially appear whimsical, akin to a duffer's errant shot. However, statistical analysis reveals a remarkably robust connection, akin to a well-executed hole-in-one. The data unearthed in this study has significant implications not only for the world of sports and energy consumption but also for the paradigm of interconnected global phenomena.

The unexpected linkage uncovered in this research raises a myriad of questions about the intertwined relationship between athletic achievement and energy consumption. It's almost as if the golfer's triumphant swings have a ripple effect that resonates through the mists of energy consumption, shaping the choices of consumers halfway across the globe in the Central African Republic. It's a striking reminder that the world is often far more interconnected than we may perceive, much like the interconnectedness of a golfer's swings and their ball's trajectory.

In light of these revelations, this study seeks to contribute to a deeper understanding of the intricate web of cause and effect that stretches across the globe. Perhaps the association between the success of a golfer and the consumption of LPG is not as incongruous as it initially seems. It's a reminder that sometimes, the most unexpected connections can yield profound insights, much like discovering a golf ball nestled comfortably in the rough.

As we move forward, this research hopes to shed a new light on the entwined nature of seemingly unrelated phenomena, paving the way for further investigations into the quirky interplay of human activities across the globe. After all, who would have thought that a golfer's birdie could lead to a surge in LPG consumption? It seems the world of sports and energy may truly be a hole-in-one when it comes to unexpected correlations.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between British Open Golf Championship winner's score and Liquefied petroleum gas used in Central African Republic. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a few real TV shows that sound like they might be relevant to the topic that you watched as research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Par for the Course: Uncovering the Correlation Between British Open Golf Championship Winner's Score and Liquefied Petroleum Gas Consumption in Central African Republic

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the often-overlooked relationship between the performance of the British Open Golf Championship winner and the consumption of liquefied petroleum gas (LPG) in the Central African Republic. Using data from Golfstats and the Energy Information Administration, we analyzed the correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables from 2008 to 2021. Surprisingly, we discovered a high correlation coefficient of 0.9760592 and p < 0.01, suggesting a strong connection between the two.

Our findings imply that as the British Open Golf Championship winner's score improves, there is a corresponding increase in the consumption of LPG in the Central African Republic. It's as if the champion's excellence on the golf course ignites a fiery passion for LPG in a distant corner of the world. This unexpected association challenges conventional wisdom and highlights the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate global phenomena.

In conclusion, this research sheds light on an intriguing correlation, prompting further investigation into the mysterious links between athletic achievements and energy consumption. As for the dad joke, we couldn't resist: Did you hear about the golfer who traveled to the Central African Republic and sparked a surge in LPG consumption? He really took his "par" performance to the next level!

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The British Open Golf Championship, one of the oldest and most prestigious golf tournaments in the world, has long captivated audiences with its displays of skill, sportsmanship, and occasionally questionable fashion choices. Meanwhile, the Central African Republic, nestled away in the heart of the continent, may not typically feature in discussions of global energy consumption. However, surprising as it may be, these seemingly disparate entities are linked in an unexpected dance of statistical significance.
As we delve into the intersection of golf and liquefied petroleum gas (LPG) consumption, it's worth pondering the age-old question: "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?" Because he a the rough! This research aims to bring a lighthearted touch to a topic that has traditionally been overlooked in academic circles.
The correlation between the performance of the British Open Golf Championship winner and the consumption of LPG in the Central African Republic may initially appear whimsical, akin to a duffer's errant shot. However, statistical analysis reveals a remarkably robust connection, akin to a well-executed hole-in-one. The data unearthed in this study has significant implications not only for the world of sports and energy consumption but also for the paradigm of interconnected global phenomena.
The unexpected linkage uncovered in this research raises a myriad of questions about the intertwined relationship between athletic achievement and energy consumption. It's almost as if the golfer's triumphant swings have a ripple effect that resonates through the mists of energy consumption, shaping the choices of consumers halfway across the globe in the Central African Republic. It's a striking reminder that the world is often far more interconnected than we may perceive, much like the interconnectedness of a golfer's swings and their ball's trajectory.
In light of these revelations, this study seeks to contribute to a deeper understanding of the intricate web of cause and effect that stretches across the globe. Perhaps the association between the success of a golfer and the consumption of LPG is not as incongruous as it initially seems. It's a reminder that sometimes, the most unexpected connections can yield profound insights, much like discovering a golf ball nestled comfortably in the rough.
As we move forward, this research hopes to shed a new light on the entwined nature of seemingly unrelated phenomena, paving the way for further investigations into the quirky interplay of human activities across the globe. After all, who would have thought that a golfer's birdie could lead to a surge in LPG consumption? It seems the world of sports and energy may truly be a hole-in-one when it comes to unexpected correlations.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "Smith et al.," the authors find a strong positive correlation between the British Open Golf Championship winner's score and the consumption of liquefied petroleum gas (LPG) in the Central African Republic. Their study, based on rigorous statistical analysis, reveals a surprising connection that challenges conventional assumptions about the interplay of athletic achievement and energy consumption. The findings prompt further investigation into the intricate web of global phenomena, bringing to light an unexpected relationship with potential far-reaching implications.

In a similar vein, "Doe and Jones" delve into the correlation between golf tournament outcomes and energy consumption patterns, albeit in a broader context. Though their study does not specifically focus on the British Open or the Central African Republic, their findings serve as a reminder of the interconnected nature of human activities and energy usage on a global scale. This broader perspective sets the stage for exploring the unique correlation identified in this study, adding depth to our understanding of the complex interplay of seemingly unrelated variables.

As we turn to the world of literature for inspiration, non-fiction works such as "The Energy of Nations" by Jeremy Leggett and "Golf: The Art of the Mental Game" by Joseph Parent offer valuable insights into the realms of energy consumption and athletic performance, respectively. These works, though seemingly unrelated, provide a broader context for understanding the unexpected correlation uncovered in this study.

On a more whimsical note, fictional works such as "The Caddy Chronicles" by Bruce Edwards and "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty" by James Thurber offer lighthearted perspectives on the world of golf and the potential for unexpected adventures. While not directly related to the academic study at hand, these literary works serve as a reminder of the serendipitous nature of life and the unexpected connections that can arise in the most unlikely of circumstances.

In the realm of popular culture, television shows such as "Tin Cup: The Reality Show" and "The Energy Explorers" offer entertainment value while also providing a glimpse into the worlds of golf and energy exploration. While primarily intended for leisure, these shows may spark curiosity and inspire further exploration of the intriguing link between athletic achievement and energy consumption.

Now, back to the serious business at hand, let's not forget the enduring wisdom of the classic dad joke: "What do you call a golfer who brings rain to the course? A golfing FORE-caster!" As we navigate the unexpected pathways of correlation and causation, let's not lose sight of the lightness and humor that can accompany scholarly inquiry. After all, sometimes the most illuminating insights arise from the most unexpected sources.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between British Open Golf Championship winner's score and Liquefied petroleum gas used in Central African Republic. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Golfstats and Energy Information Administration . You used data from 2008 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Par for the Course: Uncovering the Correlation Between British Open Golf Championship Winner's Score and Liquefied Petroleum Gas Consumption in Central African Republic

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the often-overlooked relationship between the performance of the British Open Golf Championship winner and the consumption of liquefied petroleum gas (LPG) in the Central African Republic. Using data from Golfstats and the Energy Information Administration, we analyzed the correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables from 2008 to 2021. Surprisingly, we discovered a high correlation coefficient of 0.9760592 and p < 0.01, suggesting a strong connection between the two.

Our findings imply that as the British Open Golf Championship winner's score improves, there is a corresponding increase in the consumption of LPG in the Central African Republic. It's as if the champion's excellence on the golf course ignites a fiery passion for LPG in a distant corner of the world. This unexpected association challenges conventional wisdom and highlights the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate global phenomena.

In conclusion, this research sheds light on an intriguing correlation, prompting further investigation into the mysterious links between athletic achievements and energy consumption. As for the dad joke, we couldn't resist: Did you hear about the golfer who traveled to the Central African Republic and sparked a surge in LPG consumption? He really took his "par" performance to the next level!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The British Open Golf Championship, one of the oldest and most prestigious golf tournaments in the world, has long captivated audiences with its displays of skill, sportsmanship, and occasionally questionable fashion choices. Meanwhile, the Central African Republic, nestled away in the heart of the continent, may not typically feature in discussions of global energy consumption. However, surprising as it may be, these seemingly disparate entities are linked in an unexpected dance of statistical significance.
As we delve into the intersection of golf and liquefied petroleum gas (LPG) consumption, it's worth pondering the age-old question: "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?" Because he a the rough! This research aims to bring a lighthearted touch to a topic that has traditionally been overlooked in academic circles.
The correlation between the performance of the British Open Golf Championship winner and the consumption of LPG in the Central African Republic may initially appear whimsical, akin to a duffer's errant shot. However, statistical analysis reveals a remarkably robust connection, akin to a well-executed hole-in-one. The data unearthed in this study has significant implications not only for the world of sports and energy consumption but also for the paradigm of interconnected global phenomena.
The unexpected linkage uncovered in this research raises a myriad of questions about the intertwined relationship between athletic achievement and energy consumption. It's almost as if the golfer's triumphant swings have a ripple effect that resonates through the mists of energy consumption, shaping the choices of consumers halfway across the globe in the Central African Republic. It's a striking reminder that the world is often far more interconnected than we may perceive, much like the interconnectedness of a golfer's swings and their ball's trajectory.
In light of these revelations, this study seeks to contribute to a deeper understanding of the intricate web of cause and effect that stretches across the globe. Perhaps the association between the success of a golfer and the consumption of LPG is not as incongruous as it initially seems. It's a reminder that sometimes, the most unexpected connections can yield profound insights, much like discovering a golf ball nestled comfortably in the rough.
As we move forward, this research hopes to shed a new light on the entwined nature of seemingly unrelated phenomena, paving the way for further investigations into the quirky interplay of human activities across the globe. After all, who would have thought that a golfer's birdie could lead to a surge in LPG consumption? It seems the world of sports and energy may truly be a hole-in-one when it comes to unexpected correlations.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

Our research employed a rigorous methodology to investigate the association between the performance of the British Open Golf Championship winner and the consumption of liquefied petroleum gas (LPG) in the Central African Republic. The Golfstats database provided comprehensive data on the championship winner’s scores, while the Energy Information Administration was the principal source of LPG consumption statistics in the Central African Republic from 2008 to 2021.

To begin, we conducted extensive data cleaning to ensure the accuracy and reliability of the information. We then calculated the correlation coefficient between the championship winner's scores and LPG consumption using the Pearson correlation analysis. This enabled us to quantitatively measure the strength and direction of the relationship between the two variables.

Subsequently, we conducted a series of robustness checks to validate the stability of the correlation over time and across different subgroups. We also employed a regression analysis to control for potential confounding variables, such as annual economic indicators and weather patterns in the Central African Republic. This approach allowed us to ascertain the independent influence of the championship winner's performance on LPG consumption, accounting for external factors.

Additionally, to explore the potential underlying mechanisms of this correlation, we engaged in a qualitative analysis of media coverage and public sentiment surrounding the British Open Golf Championship and LPG consumption in the Central African Republic. This qualitative component provided contextual insights into the broader sociocultural and economic factors that may contribute to the observed association.

Throughout the entire process, we maintained rigorous ethical standards and transparency in our data collection and analysis, ensuring the integrity and validity of our findings. Our methodological approach was designed to mitigate biases and limitations, providing a robust foundation for drawing meaningful conclusions.

As for the dad joke, here's a fitting one: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the Central African Republic? In case he got a hole-in-one!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between British Open Golf Championship winner's score and Liquefied petroleum gas used in Central African Republic. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Golfstats and Energy Information Administration .

For the time period 2008 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9760592, r-squared of 0.9526915, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Par for the Course: Uncovering the Correlation Between British Open Golf Championship Winner's Score and Liquefied Petroleum Gas Consumption in Central African Republic

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the often-overlooked relationship between the performance of the British Open Golf Championship winner and the consumption of liquefied petroleum gas (LPG) in the Central African Republic. Using data from Golfstats and the Energy Information Administration, we analyzed the correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables from 2008 to 2021. Surprisingly, we discovered a high correlation coefficient of 0.9760592 and p < 0.01, suggesting a strong connection between the two.

Our findings imply that as the British Open Golf Championship winner's score improves, there is a corresponding increase in the consumption of LPG in the Central African Republic. It's as if the champion's excellence on the golf course ignites a fiery passion for LPG in a distant corner of the world. This unexpected association challenges conventional wisdom and highlights the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate global phenomena.

In conclusion, this research sheds light on an intriguing correlation, prompting further investigation into the mysterious links between athletic achievements and energy consumption. As for the dad joke, we couldn't resist: Did you hear about the golfer who traveled to the Central African Republic and sparked a surge in LPG consumption? He really took his "par" performance to the next level!

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The British Open Golf Championship, one of the oldest and most prestigious golf tournaments in the world, has long captivated audiences with its displays of skill, sportsmanship, and occasionally questionable fashion choices. Meanwhile, the Central African Republic, nestled away in the heart of the continent, may not typically feature in discussions of global energy consumption. However, surprising as it may be, these seemingly disparate entities are linked in an unexpected dance of statistical significance.
As we delve into the intersection of golf and liquefied petroleum gas (LPG) consumption, it's worth pondering the age-old question: "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?" Because he a the rough! This research aims to bring a lighthearted touch to a topic that has traditionally been overlooked in academic circles.
The correlation between the performance of the British Open Golf Championship winner and the consumption of LPG in the Central African Republic may initially appear whimsical, akin to a duffer's errant shot. However, statistical analysis reveals a remarkably robust connection, akin to a well-executed hole-in-one. The data unearthed in this study has significant implications not only for the world of sports and energy consumption but also for the paradigm of interconnected global phenomena.
The unexpected linkage uncovered in this research raises a myriad of questions about the intertwined relationship between athletic achievement and energy consumption. It's almost as if the golfer's triumphant swings have a ripple effect that resonates through the mists of energy consumption, shaping the choices of consumers halfway across the globe in the Central African Republic. It's a striking reminder that the world is often far more interconnected than we may perceive, much like the interconnectedness of a golfer's swings and their ball's trajectory.
In light of these revelations, this study seeks to contribute to a deeper understanding of the intricate web of cause and effect that stretches across the globe. Perhaps the association between the success of a golfer and the consumption of LPG is not as incongruous as it initially seems. It's a reminder that sometimes, the most unexpected connections can yield profound insights, much like discovering a golf ball nestled comfortably in the rough.
As we move forward, this research hopes to shed a new light on the entwined nature of seemingly unrelated phenomena, paving the way for further investigations into the quirky interplay of human activities across the globe. After all, who would have thought that a golfer's birdie could lead to a surge in LPG consumption? It seems the world of sports and energy may truly be a hole-in-one when it comes to unexpected correlations.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The time period of 2008 to 2021 yielded insightful findings regarding the correlation between the performance of the British Open Golf Championship winner and the consumption of liquefied petroleum gas (LPG) in the Central African Republic. The correlation coefficient of 0.9760592 and the r-squared value of 0.9526915 indicate a robust and statistically significant relationship, highlighting the unexpected connection between these two seemingly unrelated variables.

Fig. 1 illustrates the strong correlation between the winner's score at the British Open Golf Championship and the consumption of LPG in the Central African Republic. The scatterplot depicts a clear and upward-sloping trend, demonstrating the parallel movement of these variables over the analyzed time period. It's as if the champion's exceptional performance on the golf course ignites a fiery passion for LPG on the other side of the world.

These results challenge conventional wisdom and emphasize the intertwined nature of seemingly disparate global phenomena. As the British Open Golf Championship winner's score improves, there is a corresponding increase in the consumption of LPG in the Central African Republic. It's as if their success sends sparks flying across the globe, igniting a surge in LPG consumption. One might say it's a hole-in-one of a correlation!

This unexpected association emphasizes the need for further investigation into the fascinating interplay between athletic achievements and energy consumption. It raises intriguing questions about the ripple effect of sporting triumphs on diverse global activities. Perhaps the golfer's swings have a more profound impact than previously imagined, resonating through the mists of energy consumption and shaping choices far beyond the golf course.

In conclusion, these findings shed light on an unexpected correlation, prompting continued exploration of the mysterious links between athletic prowess and energy consumption. As for the dad joke... Did you hear about the golfer who traveled to the Central African Republic and sparked a surge in LPG consumption? He really took his "par" performance to the next level!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between British Open Golf Championship winner's score and Liquefied petroleum gas used in Central African Republic. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Par for the Course: Uncovering the Correlation Between British Open Golf Championship Winner's Score and Liquefied Petroleum Gas Consumption in Central African Republic

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the often-overlooked relationship between the performance of the British Open Golf Championship winner and the consumption of liquefied petroleum gas (LPG) in the Central African Republic. Using data from Golfstats and the Energy Information Administration, we analyzed the correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables from 2008 to 2021. Surprisingly, we discovered a high correlation coefficient of 0.9760592 and p < 0.01, suggesting a strong connection between the two.

Our findings imply that as the British Open Golf Championship winner's score improves, there is a corresponding increase in the consumption of LPG in the Central African Republic. It's as if the champion's excellence on the golf course ignites a fiery passion for LPG in a distant corner of the world. This unexpected association challenges conventional wisdom and highlights the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate global phenomena.

In conclusion, this research sheds light on an intriguing correlation, prompting further investigation into the mysterious links between athletic achievements and energy consumption. As for the dad joke, we couldn't resist: Did you hear about the golfer who traveled to the Central African Republic and sparked a surge in LPG consumption? He really took his "par" performance to the next level!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Smith et al.," the authors find a strong positive correlation between the British Open Golf Championship winner's score and the consumption of liquefied petroleum gas (LPG) in the Central African Republic. Their study, based on rigorous statistical analysis, reveals a surprising connection that challenges conventional assumptions about the interplay of athletic achievement and energy consumption. The findings prompt further investigation into the intricate web of global phenomena, bringing to light an unexpected relationship with potential far-reaching implications.
In a similar vein, "Doe and Jones" delve into the correlation between golf tournament outcomes and energy consumption patterns, albeit in a broader context. Though their study does not specifically focus on the British Open or the Central African Republic, their findings serve as a reminder of the interconnected nature of human activities and energy usage on a global scale. This broader perspective sets the stage for exploring the unique correlation identified in this study, adding depth to our understanding of the complex interplay of seemingly unrelated variables.
As we turn to the world of literature for inspiration, non-fiction works such as "The Energy of Nations" by Jeremy Leggett and "Golf: The Art of the Mental Game" by Joseph Parent offer valuable insights into the realms of energy consumption and athletic performance, respectively. These works, though seemingly unrelated, provide a broader context for understanding the unexpected correlation uncovered in this study.
On a more whimsical note, fictional works such as "The Caddy Chronicles" by Bruce Edwards and "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty" by James Thurber offer lighthearted perspectives on the world of golf and the potential for unexpected adventures. While not directly related to the academic study at hand, these literary works serve as a reminder of the serendipitous nature of life and the unexpected connections that can arise in the most unlikely of circumstances.
In the realm of popular culture, television shows such as "Tin Cup: The Reality Show" and "The Energy Explorers" offer entertainment value while also providing a glimpse into the worlds of golf and energy exploration. While primarily intended for leisure, these shows may spark curiosity and inspire further exploration of the intriguing link between athletic achievement and energy consumption.
Now, back to the serious business at hand, let's not forget the enduring wisdom of the classic dad joke: "What do you call a golfer who brings rain to the course? A golfing FORE-caster!" As we navigate the unexpected pathways of correlation and causation, let's not lose sight of the lightness and humor that can accompany scholarly inquiry. After all, sometimes the most illuminating insights arise from the most unexpected sources.

[[RESULTS]]
The time period of 2008 to 2021 yielded insightful findings regarding the correlation between the performance of the British Open Golf Championship winner and the consumption of liquefied petroleum gas (LPG) in the Central African Republic. The correlation coefficient of 0.9760592 and the r-squared value of 0.9526915 indicate a robust and statistically significant relationship, highlighting the unexpected connection between these two seemingly unrelated variables.
Fig. 1 illustrates the strong correlation between the winner's score at the British Open Golf Championship and the consumption of LPG in the Central African Republic. The scatterplot depicts a clear and upward-sloping trend, demonstrating the parallel movement of these variables over the analyzed time period. It's as if the champion's exceptional performance on the golf course ignites a fiery passion for LPG on the other side of the world.
These results challenge conventional wisdom and emphasize the intertwined nature of seemingly disparate global phenomena. As the British Open Golf Championship winner's score improves, there is a corresponding increase in the consumption of LPG in the Central African Republic. It's as if their success sends sparks flying across the globe, igniting a surge in LPG consumption. One might say it's a hole-in-one of a correlation!
This unexpected association emphasizes the need for further investigation into the fascinating interplay between athletic achievements and energy consumption. It raises intriguing questions about the ripple effect of sporting triumphs on diverse global activities. Perhaps the golfer's swings have a more profound impact than previously imagined, resonating through the mists of energy consumption and shaping choices far beyond the golf course.
In conclusion, these findings shed light on an unexpected correlation, prompting continued exploration of the mysterious links between athletic prowess and energy consumption. As for the dad joke... Did you hear about the golfer who traveled to the Central African Republic and sparked a surge in LPG consumption? He really took his "par" performance to the next level!

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of this study underscore the unforeseen connection between the performance of the British Open Golf Championship winner and the consumption of liquefied petroleum gas (LPG) in the Central African Republic. In line with the findings of Smith et al., our analysis revealed a robust correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables, thereby supporting and extending previous research in this peculiar field of inquiry. It appears that the champion's prowess on the golf course indeed corresponds with a surge in LPG consumption on the other side of the globe. One might even say that their exceptional score truly sparked a subsequent rise in energy consumption – a pun intended, of course.

Given the humorous nature of this subject, one cannot help but be reminded of the age-old question: "Why do golfers bring two pairs of pants?" The answer, as any golfer would humorously respond, is "In case they get a hole-in-one!" This playful quip serves as a lighthearted reminder of the delightful and unexpected twists that life – and research – can take.

Our findings align with the broader perspective offered by Doe and Jones, who illuminated the interconnected nature of human activities and energy usage on a global scale. While their study did not focus on the specific dynamics of the British Open and the Central African Republic, it provided a meaningful backdrop for understanding the intricate relationship we have uncovered. This suggests that the influence of athletic achievements on energy consumption extends far beyond individual tournaments and national boundaries, offering a golf swing of insight into the interconnected web of global phenomena.

The unexpected link we have uncovered challenges traditional assumptions, reminiscent of the unexpected adventures portrayed in "The Caddy Chronicles" and "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty." Despite being fictional works, they serve as poignant reminders of the unpredictable and whimsical nature of life, prompting us to approach this connection with both scholarly rigor and lighthearted curiosity. It is indeed a rare treat to find such unexpected correlations, akin to stumbling upon a surprising twist in a well-worn fairway.

In summary, our research has shed light on an unexpected nexus between athletic achievement and energy consumption. The statistical robustness of our findings, supported by the high correlation coefficient and r-squared value, underscores the significance of this mysterious correlation. There is an intriguing need for further scrutiny and exploration of the intriguing relationship between the swing of a golf club and the flicker of a gas flame. As for the dad joke… Did you hear about the golfer who traveled to the Central African Republic and sparked a surge in LPG consumption? He truly took his "par" performance to the next level! This amusing anecdote serves as a fitting complement to the unexpected yet fascinating correlation that our study has unveiled.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between British Open Golf Championship winner's score and Liquefied petroleum gas used in Central African Republic. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Par for the Course: Uncovering the Correlation Between British Open Golf Championship Winner's Score and Liquefied Petroleum Gas Consumption in Central African Republic

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examines the often-overlooked relationship between the performance of the British Open Golf Championship winner and the consumption of liquefied petroleum gas (LPG) in the Central African Republic. Using data from Golfstats and the Energy Information Administration, we analyzed the correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables from 2008 to 2021. Surprisingly, we discovered a high correlation coefficient of 0.9760592 and p < 0.01, suggesting a strong connection between the two.

Our findings imply that as the British Open Golf Championship winner's score improves, there is a corresponding increase in the consumption of LPG in the Central African Republic. It's as if the champion's excellence on the golf course ignites a fiery passion for LPG in a distant corner of the world. This unexpected association challenges conventional wisdom and highlights the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate global phenomena.

In conclusion, this research sheds light on an intriguing correlation, prompting further investigation into the mysterious links between athletic achievements and energy consumption. As for the dad joke, we couldn't resist: Did you hear about the golfer who traveled to the Central African Republic and sparked a surge in LPG consumption? He really took his "par" performance to the next level!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The British Open Golf Championship, one of the oldest and most prestigious golf tournaments in the world, has long captivated audiences with its displays of skill, sportsmanship, and occasionally questionable fashion choices. Meanwhile, the Central African Republic, nestled away in the heart of the continent, may not typically feature in discussions of global energy consumption. However, surprising as it may be, these seemingly disparate entities are linked in an unexpected dance of statistical significance.
As we delve into the intersection of golf and liquefied petroleum gas (LPG) consumption, it's worth pondering the age-old question: "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?" Because he a the rough! This research aims to bring a lighthearted touch to a topic that has traditionally been overlooked in academic circles.
The correlation between the performance of the British Open Golf Championship winner and the consumption of LPG in the Central African Republic may initially appear whimsical, akin to a duffer's errant shot. However, statistical analysis reveals a remarkably robust connection, akin to a well-executed hole-in-one. The data unearthed in this study has significant implications not only for the world of sports and energy consumption but also for the paradigm of interconnected global phenomena.
The unexpected linkage uncovered in this research raises a myriad of questions about the intertwined relationship between athletic achievement and energy consumption. It's almost as if the golfer's triumphant swings have a ripple effect that resonates through the mists of energy consumption, shaping the choices of consumers halfway across the globe in the Central African Republic. It's a striking reminder that the world is often far more interconnected than we may perceive, much like the interconnectedness of a golfer's swings and their ball's trajectory.
In light of these revelations, this study seeks to contribute to a deeper understanding of the intricate web of cause and effect that stretches across the globe. Perhaps the association between the success of a golfer and the consumption of LPG is not as incongruous as it initially seems. It's a reminder that sometimes, the most unexpected connections can yield profound insights, much like discovering a golf ball nestled comfortably in the rough.
As we move forward, this research hopes to shed a new light on the entwined nature of seemingly unrelated phenomena, paving the way for further investigations into the quirky interplay of human activities across the globe. After all, who would have thought that a golfer's birdie could lead to a surge in LPG consumption? It seems the world of sports and energy may truly be a hole-in-one when it comes to unexpected correlations.

[[RESULTS]]
The time period of 2008 to 2021 yielded insightful findings regarding the correlation between the performance of the British Open Golf Championship winner and the consumption of liquefied petroleum gas (LPG) in the Central African Republic. The correlation coefficient of 0.9760592 and the r-squared value of 0.9526915 indicate a robust and statistically significant relationship, highlighting the unexpected connection between these two seemingly unrelated variables.
Fig. 1 illustrates the strong correlation between the winner's score at the British Open Golf Championship and the consumption of LPG in the Central African Republic. The scatterplot depicts a clear and upward-sloping trend, demonstrating the parallel movement of these variables over the analyzed time period. It's as if the champion's exceptional performance on the golf course ignites a fiery passion for LPG on the other side of the world.
These results challenge conventional wisdom and emphasize the intertwined nature of seemingly disparate global phenomena. As the British Open Golf Championship winner's score improves, there is a corresponding increase in the consumption of LPG in the Central African Republic. It's as if their success sends sparks flying across the globe, igniting a surge in LPG consumption. One might say it's a hole-in-one of a correlation!
This unexpected association emphasizes the need for further investigation into the fascinating interplay between athletic achievements and energy consumption. It raises intriguing questions about the ripple effect of sporting triumphs on diverse global activities. Perhaps the golfer's swings have a more profound impact than previously imagined, resonating through the mists of energy consumption and shaping choices far beyond the golf course.
In conclusion, these findings shed light on an unexpected correlation, prompting continued exploration of the mysterious links between athletic prowess and energy consumption. As for the dad joke... Did you hear about the golfer who traveled to the Central African Republic and sparked a surge in LPG consumption? He really took his "par" performance to the next level!

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, this study has unveiled a remarkable correlation between the performance of the British Open Golf Championship winner and the consumption of liquefied petroleum gas (LPG) in the Central African Republic. The high correlation coefficient of 0.9760592 and the strong r-squared value of 0.9526915 point to a robust and statistically significant relationship, suggesting that as the champion's score improves, there is a parallel increase in LPG consumption. It's as if their success ignites a fiery passion for LPG on the other side of the world, creating a global chain reaction of energy enthusiasm.

This unexpected linkage challenges traditional assumptions and underscores the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate global phenomena. The data hint at a mysterious web of cause and effect, echoing across continents and prompting us to question the extent of human influence on seemingly unrelated activities. One might say it's a "tee-rific" example of how the world operates in ways we are only beginning to unravel.

As for the dad joke, here's one for the fairway: Did you hear about the golfer who discovered the LPG connection? It seems he really "putt" his game to good use, both on the course and on the statistical frontier!

This research opens doors to further exploration of the unexpected connections that underpin our world. However, it is important to note that no more research is needed in this area. Instead, we encourage future studies to explore similarly unlikely associations, perhaps untangling the enigma of synchronized swimming and onion production or the relationship between chess prowess and ice cream sales. The world is full of surprises, and it's high time we teed up new avenues of inquiry.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Par for the Course: Uncovering the Correlation Between British Open Golf Championship Winner's Score and Liquefied Petroleum Gas Consumption in Central African Republic. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Sports Economics and Eclectic Energy Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Par for the Course: Uncovering the Correlation Between British Open Golf Championship Winner's Score and Liquefied Petroleum Gas Consumption in Central African Republic. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Global Sports and Energy Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Par for the Course: Uncovering the Correlation Between British Open Golf Championship Winner's Score and Liquefied Petroleum Gas Consumption in Central African Republic with an abstract of This study examines the often-overlooked relationship between the performance of the British Open Golf Championship winner and the consumption of liquefied petroleum gas (LPG) in the Central African Republic. Using data from Golfstats and the Energy Information Administration, we analyzed the correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables from 2008 to 2021. Surprisingly, we discovered a high correlation coefficient of 0.9760592 and p < 0.01, suggesting a strong connection between the two.
Our findings imply that as the British Open Golf Championship winner's score improves, there is a corresponding increase in the consumption of LPG in the Central African Republic. It's as if the champion's excellence on the golf course ignites a fiery passion for LPG in a distant corner of the world. This unexpected association challenges conventional wisdom and highlights the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate global phenomena.
In conclusion, this research sheds light on an intriguing correlation, prompting further investigation into the mysterious links between athletic achievements and energy consumption. As for the dad joke, we couldn't resist: Did you hear about the golfer who traveled to the Central African Republic and sparked a surge in LPG consumption? He really took his "par" performance to the next level!

ChatGPT:

British Open Golf Championship, liquefied petroleum gas consumption, Central African Republic, Golfstats, Energy Information Administration, athletic achievements, correlation study

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Data details

British Open Golf Championship winner's score
Source: Golfstats
See what else correlates with British Open Golf Championship winner's score

Liquefied petroleum gas used in Central African Republic
Detailed data title: Volume of liquefied petroleum gas used consumed in Central African Republic in millions of barrels per day
Source: Energy Information Administration
See what else correlates with Liquefied petroleum gas used in Central African Republic

Correlation r = 0.9760592 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9526915 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 95.3% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Liquefied petroleum gas used in Central African Republic) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., British Open Golf Championship winner's score) over the 14 years from 2008 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 2.6E-9. 0.0000000025819209718712547000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.98 in 2.6E-7% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 387,308,524 random variables You don't actually need 387 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 13 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 13 because we have two variables measured over a period of 14 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.92, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
British Open Golf Championship winner's score (Score)2832782722752732812712732642682762690265
Liquefied petroleum gas used in Central African Republic (Million Barrels/Day)0.06356160.06356160.06356160.06356160.06356160.06356160.06356160.06356160.06356160.06356160.06356160.06356160.06072730.0640776




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Confounding variable: 2020 is particularly different from the other years on this graph. Confounding variables (like global pandemics) will cause two variables to look connected when in fact a "sneaky third" variable is influencing both of them behind the scenes.
  5. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
  6. Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.

    (This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
    They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([283,278,272,275,273,281,271,273,264,268,276,269,0,265,])
array_2 = np.array([0.0635616,0.0635616,0.0635616,0.0635616,0.0635616,0.0635616,0.0635616,0.0635616,0.0635616,0.0635616,0.0635616,0.0635616,0.0607273,0.0640776,])
array_1_name = "British Open Golf Championship winner's score"
array_2_name = "Liquefied petroleum gas used in Central African Republic"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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