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The smog particles inadvertently formed a gravitational pull, inadvertently redirecting internet searches towards black hole photos, essentially creating a local information event horizon. This led to a heightened curiosity about these cosmic phenomena, proving that even pollution can't escape the universal allure of space. With everyone's interest in black holes skyrocketing, it's clear that in this case, Muskogee's air pollution was truly out of this world!Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an aerial view of Muskogee, Oklahoma under a hazy sky, with people strolling the streets wearing face masks and looking at their phones. Depict a whimsical, fairytale-like atmosphere, inspired by the aesthetics of a Disney movie. The scene should feel enchanting yet slightly eerie, capturing the surreal juxtaposition of everyday life and the search for the latest 'black hole photo' amid poor air quality. The image should possess a dreamlike quality, with soft pastel hues and a touch of magical glow, transporting viewers to a fantastical world that mirrors the real-life scene described. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Unhealthy air quality in Muskogee, Oklahoma and Google searches for 'black hole photo'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cubism Cubism Cybernetic art 3D Pixar Style An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie
ChatGPT: An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Unhealthy air quality in Muskogee, Oklahoma and Google searches for 'black hole photo' together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A hazy sky looms over Muskogee, Oklahoma as people search on their phones for the latest 'black hole photo' while wearing face masks to shield themselves from the poor air quality.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie ] and depicting this scene: A hazy sky looms over Muskogee, Oklahoma as people search on their phones for the latest 'black hole photo' while wearing face masks to shield themselves from the poor air quality. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an aerial view of Muskogee, Oklahoma under a hazy sky, with people strolling the streets wearing face masks and looking at their phones. Depict a whimsical, fairytale-like atmosphere, inspired by the aesthetics of a Disney movie. The scene should feel enchanting yet slightly eerie, capturing the surreal juxtaposition of everyday life and the search for the latest 'black hole photo' amid poor air quality. The image should possess a dreamlike quality, with soft pastel hues and a touch of magical glow, transporting viewers to a fantastical world that mirrors the real-life scene described.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma caused black hole photo (Google searches for 'black hole photo') to increase.
AI academic paper
Blending Black Holes: Bizarre Link between Muskogee's Air Pollution and Black Hole Photo Searches The Journal of Absurd Astrophysical Connections Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma and Google searches for 'black hole photo'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Make the title an alliteration.
Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9296636 and p < 0.01 for 2009 to 2019.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Blending Black Holes: Bizarre Link between Muskogee's Air Pollution and Black Hole Photo Searches
[[ABSTRACT]]
Our study delves into the whimsical world of seemingly unrelated phenomena: air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma, and public interest in "black hole photo" search queries on Google. While one might think these topics are light years apart, our research reveals a surprising correlation. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our analysis uncovers a eyebrow-raising relationship - a correlation coefficient of 0.9296636 and p < 0.01 from 2009 to 2019. The implications of this correlation are as mind-boggling as a galactic black hole - could the obscurity of Muskogee's air quality be drawing residents to seek out cosmic escapes? Or is there an otherworldly force influencing both phenomena? This unexpected connection certainly leaves us with more questions than answers, but one thing's for sure: researching the cosmic and the pollutant on Earth has been an oddly enlightening adventure.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma and Google searches for 'black hole photo'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Blending Black Holes: Bizarre Link between Muskogee's Air Pollution and Black Hole Photo Searches
[[ABSTRACT]]
Our study delves into the whimsical world of seemingly unrelated phenomena: air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma, and public interest in "black hole photo" search queries on Google. While one might think these topics are light years apart, our research reveals a surprising correlation. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our analysis uncovers a eyebrow-raising relationship - a correlation coefficient of 0.9296636 and p < 0.01 from 2009 to 2019. The implications of this correlation are as mind-boggling as a galactic black hole - could the obscurity of Muskogee's air quality be drawing residents to seek out cosmic escapes? Or is there an otherworldly force influencing both phenomena? This unexpected connection certainly leaves us with more questions than answers, but one thing's for sure: researching the cosmic and the pollutant on Earth has been an oddly enlightening adventure.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
When it comes to research, one often finds oneself navigating through the vast expanse of data, akin to a spaceship weaving through the cosmos. However, every now and then, an unexpected anomaly emerges, much like a cosmic singularity, pulling together seemingly unrelated elements to form a perplexing puzzle. Our study ventures into one such enigma, as we unravel the perplexing connection between air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma, and the peculiar surge in Google searches for "black hole photo."
At first glance, these two phenomena may seem as incongruous as dark matter and glitter, but our investigation has unearthed a correlation that is as startling as discovering a UFO in a cornfield. The statistical analysis of the data collected from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends has revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9296636, leaving scientists scratching their heads and pondering the implications like perplexed astronomers gazing into the void of space.
The juxtaposition of terrestrial air quality and celestial curiosity forms the crux of our research, leading us to question whether there exists a cosmic force that transcends the boundaries of our atmosphere and influences the terrestrial psyche. Could it be that the allure of distant black holes serves as an escape from the noticeable pollutants in the air of Muskogee, compelling residents to seek solace in the mysteries of the cosmos? Or perhaps there exists a hidden variable, lurking in the cosmic background radiation, quietly orchestrating this otherworldly correlation.
As we embark on this curious journey of research, we cannot help but appreciate the cosmic irony that unfolds before us. The quest to unravel the mystery of black hole photo searches leads us to contemplate the interconnectedness of the universe, and in doing so, we stumble upon a connection that is as inexplicable as quantum entanglement itself. This unexpected correlation has buoyed our spirits much like Space X launching yet another rocket - and while the significance of this connection eludes us, the voyage of scientific exploration has been an exhilarating ride, transporting us to realms both earthly and cosmic.
So, buckle up and prepare for a research adventure that is sure to defy conventional scientific logic, leap into uncharted statistical territory, and leave you pondering the cosmic conundrums of Muskogee's air pollution and the elusive allure of black holes. After all, in the grand cosmic dance of research, unexpected correlations are the shooting stars that light up the night sky of scientific discovery.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma and Google searches for 'black hole photo'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a couple popular internet memes that are related to one of the topics.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Blending Black Holes: Bizarre Link between Muskogee's Air Pollution and Black Hole Photo Searches
[[ABSTRACT]]
Our study delves into the whimsical world of seemingly unrelated phenomena: air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma, and public interest in "black hole photo" search queries on Google. While one might think these topics are light years apart, our research reveals a surprising correlation. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our analysis uncovers a eyebrow-raising relationship - a correlation coefficient of 0.9296636 and p < 0.01 from 2009 to 2019. The implications of this correlation are as mind-boggling as a galactic black hole - could the obscurity of Muskogee's air quality be drawing residents to seek out cosmic escapes? Or is there an otherworldly force influencing both phenomena? This unexpected connection certainly leaves us with more questions than answers, but one thing's for sure: researching the cosmic and the pollutant on Earth has been an oddly enlightening adventure.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
When it comes to research, one often finds oneself navigating through the vast expanse of data, akin to a spaceship weaving through the cosmos. However, every now and then, an unexpected anomaly emerges, much like a cosmic singularity, pulling together seemingly unrelated elements to form a perplexing puzzle. Our study ventures into one such enigma, as we unravel the perplexing connection between air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma, and the peculiar surge in Google searches for "black hole photo."
At first glance, these two phenomena may seem as incongruous as dark matter and glitter, but our investigation has unearthed a correlation that is as startling as discovering a UFO in a cornfield. The statistical analysis of the data collected from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends has revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9296636, leaving scientists scratching their heads and pondering the implications like perplexed astronomers gazing into the void of space.
The juxtaposition of terrestrial air quality and celestial curiosity forms the crux of our research, leading us to question whether there exists a cosmic force that transcends the boundaries of our atmosphere and influences the terrestrial psyche. Could it be that the allure of distant black holes serves as an escape from the noticeable pollutants in the air of Muskogee, compelling residents to seek solace in the mysteries of the cosmos? Or perhaps there exists a hidden variable, lurking in the cosmic background radiation, quietly orchestrating this otherworldly correlation.
As we embark on this curious journey of research, we cannot help but appreciate the cosmic irony that unfolds before us. The quest to unravel the mystery of black hole photo searches leads us to contemplate the interconnectedness of the universe, and in doing so, we stumble upon a connection that is as inexplicable as quantum entanglement itself. This unexpected correlation has buoyed our spirits much like Space X launching yet another rocket - and while the significance of this connection eludes us, the voyage of scientific exploration has been an exhilarating ride, transporting us to realms both earthly and cosmic.
So, buckle up and prepare for a research adventure that is sure to defy conventional scientific logic, leap into uncharted statistical territory, and leave you pondering the cosmic conundrums of Muskogee's air pollution and the elusive allure of black holes. After all, in the grand cosmic dance of research, unexpected correlations are the shooting stars that light up the night sky of scientific discovery.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The present literature review provides a comprehensive analysis of the perplexing correlation between air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma, and the surge in Google searches for "black hole photo." This unusual juxtaposition has piqued the interest of researchers and has notably sparked a range of surprising speculations and hypotheses.
Smith et al. (2015) conducted a rigorous examination of air quality data in Muskogee, Oklahoma, and observed a persistent pattern of pollutants that seemed improbably intertwined with the ebb and flow of public interest in extraterrestrial phenomena. Similarly, Doe and Jones (2018) uncovered compelling statistical evidence that revealed a substantial increase in Google searches for "black hole photo" coinciding precisely with fluctuations in air pollution levels within the region. These findings raised critical questions about the broader implications of such an enigmatic correlation, prompting the scientific community to embark on an intellectual journey worthy of the space-time continuum itself.
In "Airborne: The Search for Clean Skies," environmental scientist Dr. Rachel Green elucidates the intricacies of atmospheric pollution, shedding light on the unexpected ways in which airborne contaminants can impact the human psyche. Her insights provide a compelling backdrop for understanding the potential influence of Muskogee's air quality on the collective consciousness, offering a terrestrial lens through which to interpret the unearthly intrigue of black holes.
Furthermore, "Astrophysics for People in a Hurry" by renowned astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson serves as a seminal text in contextualizing the public fascination with black holes. Tyson's engaging exploration of cosmic phenomena invites readers to ponder the cosmic mysteries that permeate the universe, and perhaps inadvertently, fuel the curiosity that drives individuals to seek refuge in the astral allure of black holes amidst the earthly challenges of air pollution.
Turning to fictional works, the literary landscape offers additional insight into the human quest for otherworldly escapism. "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams and "Contact" by Carl Sagan both delve into the realms of cosmic exploration and the unfathomable allure of the unknown. While these works are not academic in nature, they offer a whimsical lens through which to contemplate the profound interconnectedness of terrestrial affairs and cosmic curiosity.
It is also worth noting the internet sensation surrounding the first-ever image of a black hole, which permeated popular culture and sparked a deluge of memes across various online platforms. The viral nature of these memes underscores the pervasive fascination with black holes and their imagery, serving as a testament to the public's insatiable curiosity about the enigmatic forces that govern the cosmos.
As we navigate through this multidimensional tapestry of literature and cultural phenomena, it becomes evident that the correlation between Muskogee's air pollution and the surge in black hole photo searches transcends conventional scientific discourse, catapulting us into a paradoxical realm where the cosmic and the terrestrial converge in ways that defy rational explanation. This literature review sets the stage for a deeper exploration of the uncharted territories that lie at the intersection of atmospheric pollution and cosmic curiosity, inviting researchers to embark on a voyage that is as boundless and mysterious as the depths of space itself.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma and Google searches for 'black hole photo'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends . You used data from 2009 to 2019
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Blending Black Holes: Bizarre Link between Muskogee's Air Pollution and Black Hole Photo Searches
[[ABSTRACT]]
Our study delves into the whimsical world of seemingly unrelated phenomena: air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma, and public interest in "black hole photo" search queries on Google. While one might think these topics are light years apart, our research reveals a surprising correlation. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our analysis uncovers a eyebrow-raising relationship - a correlation coefficient of 0.9296636 and p < 0.01 from 2009 to 2019. The implications of this correlation are as mind-boggling as a galactic black hole - could the obscurity of Muskogee's air quality be drawing residents to seek out cosmic escapes? Or is there an otherworldly force influencing both phenomena? This unexpected connection certainly leaves us with more questions than answers, but one thing's for sure: researching the cosmic and the pollutant on Earth has been an oddly enlightening adventure.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
When it comes to research, one often finds oneself navigating through the vast expanse of data, akin to a spaceship weaving through the cosmos. However, every now and then, an unexpected anomaly emerges, much like a cosmic singularity, pulling together seemingly unrelated elements to form a perplexing puzzle. Our study ventures into one such enigma, as we unravel the perplexing connection between air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma, and the peculiar surge in Google searches for "black hole photo."
At first glance, these two phenomena may seem as incongruous as dark matter and glitter, but our investigation has unearthed a correlation that is as startling as discovering a UFO in a cornfield. The statistical analysis of the data collected from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends has revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9296636, leaving scientists scratching their heads and pondering the implications like perplexed astronomers gazing into the void of space.
The juxtaposition of terrestrial air quality and celestial curiosity forms the crux of our research, leading us to question whether there exists a cosmic force that transcends the boundaries of our atmosphere and influences the terrestrial psyche. Could it be that the allure of distant black holes serves as an escape from the noticeable pollutants in the air of Muskogee, compelling residents to seek solace in the mysteries of the cosmos? Or perhaps there exists a hidden variable, lurking in the cosmic background radiation, quietly orchestrating this otherworldly correlation.
As we embark on this curious journey of research, we cannot help but appreciate the cosmic irony that unfolds before us. The quest to unravel the mystery of black hole photo searches leads us to contemplate the interconnectedness of the universe, and in doing so, we stumble upon a connection that is as inexplicable as quantum entanglement itself. This unexpected correlation has buoyed our spirits much like Space X launching yet another rocket - and while the significance of this connection eludes us, the voyage of scientific exploration has been an exhilarating ride, transporting us to realms both earthly and cosmic.
So, buckle up and prepare for a research adventure that is sure to defy conventional scientific logic, leap into uncharted statistical territory, and leave you pondering the cosmic conundrums of Muskogee's air pollution and the elusive allure of black holes. After all, in the grand cosmic dance of research, unexpected correlations are the shooting stars that light up the night sky of scientific discovery.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
In our pursuit of untangling the cosmic conundrum behind the connection between air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma, and the surge in Google searches for "black hole photo," we endeavored to employ a multidimensional research approach that would mirror the intricate interplay of celestial forces.
Data Collection:
Our data collection process commenced with an interstellar journey through the vast expanse of the Internet, navigating through the cosmic debris of information. We sourced air quality data from the Environmental Protection Agency's atmospheric monitoring stations in Muskogee, revealing the hidden atmospheric tranquility or turmoil that eluded the naked eye. As for the cosmic component of our investigation, Google Trends became our star map, guiding us through the labyrinth of search queries related to the enigmatic "black hole photo."
Utilizing data spanning a decade, from 2009 to 2019, we captured the ebb and flow of both atmospheric pollutants and celestial curiosity, allowing us to paint a vivid picture of the trajectory of the two seemingly disparate phenomena.
Data Analysis:
Once the celestial dust settled, our analysis unfolded like a spiral galaxy, embracing both conventional statistical methods and unconventional cosmic algorithms. We employed a robust statistical analysis, calculating correlation coefficients, p-values, and 95% confidence intervals with the precision of a cosmic ray hitting a celestial body.
To quantify the relationship between Muskogee's air pollution and the public's fascination with "black hole photo," we conducted a Pearson correlation analysis, aiming to reveal the cosmic dance of the variables. The correlation coefficient of 0.9296636 emerged like a cosmic revelation, captivating our analytical gaze and instigating contemplation on the cosmological implications of this unexpected alliance.
Statistical intricacies aside, we recognized the need to explore the qualitative facets of this peculiar union. Thus, we delved into the cosmic depths of qualitative data mining, utilizing sentiment analysis to discern the emotional resonance underlying searches for "black hole photo" amidst the atmospheric tapestry of Muskogee.
Limitations:
As with any celestial expedition, our research was not devoid of constellations of limitations. The reliance on aggregated data at the city level obscured the interstellar travels of individual residents seeking refuge from Muskogee's air quality. Furthermore, the inherently exploratory nature of our study confronted us with the uncertainty of unmeasured extraterrestrial factors that may have influenced our cosmic correlation.
In conclusion, our foray into the cosmic enigma of Muskogee's air pollution and black hole photo searches remains an odyssey that defies the gravitational pull of conventional research methods. Through a juxtaposition of quantitative rigor and cosmic wonder, our methodology has laid the groundwork for unraveling the eccentricities of this unexpected correlation, inviting fellow researchers to embark on a scientific voyage that challenges the boundaries of terrestrial and celestial understanding.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma and Google searches for 'black hole photo'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends .
For the time period 2009 to 2019, you found a correlation 0.9296636, r-squared of 0.8642744, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Blending Black Holes: Bizarre Link between Muskogee's Air Pollution and Black Hole Photo Searches
[[ABSTRACT]]
Our study delves into the whimsical world of seemingly unrelated phenomena: air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma, and public interest in "black hole photo" search queries on Google. While one might think these topics are light years apart, our research reveals a surprising correlation. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our analysis uncovers a eyebrow-raising relationship - a correlation coefficient of 0.9296636 and p < 0.01 from 2009 to 2019. The implications of this correlation are as mind-boggling as a galactic black hole - could the obscurity of Muskogee's air quality be drawing residents to seek out cosmic escapes? Or is there an otherworldly force influencing both phenomena? This unexpected connection certainly leaves us with more questions than answers, but one thing's for sure: researching the cosmic and the pollutant on Earth has been an oddly enlightening adventure.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
When it comes to research, one often finds oneself navigating through the vast expanse of data, akin to a spaceship weaving through the cosmos. However, every now and then, an unexpected anomaly emerges, much like a cosmic singularity, pulling together seemingly unrelated elements to form a perplexing puzzle. Our study ventures into one such enigma, as we unravel the perplexing connection between air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma, and the peculiar surge in Google searches for "black hole photo."
At first glance, these two phenomena may seem as incongruous as dark matter and glitter, but our investigation has unearthed a correlation that is as startling as discovering a UFO in a cornfield. The statistical analysis of the data collected from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends has revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9296636, leaving scientists scratching their heads and pondering the implications like perplexed astronomers gazing into the void of space.
The juxtaposition of terrestrial air quality and celestial curiosity forms the crux of our research, leading us to question whether there exists a cosmic force that transcends the boundaries of our atmosphere and influences the terrestrial psyche. Could it be that the allure of distant black holes serves as an escape from the noticeable pollutants in the air of Muskogee, compelling residents to seek solace in the mysteries of the cosmos? Or perhaps there exists a hidden variable, lurking in the cosmic background radiation, quietly orchestrating this otherworldly correlation.
As we embark on this curious journey of research, we cannot help but appreciate the cosmic irony that unfolds before us. The quest to unravel the mystery of black hole photo searches leads us to contemplate the interconnectedness of the universe, and in doing so, we stumble upon a connection that is as inexplicable as quantum entanglement itself. This unexpected correlation has buoyed our spirits much like Space X launching yet another rocket - and while the significance of this connection eludes us, the voyage of scientific exploration has been an exhilarating ride, transporting us to realms both earthly and cosmic.
So, buckle up and prepare for a research adventure that is sure to defy conventional scientific logic, leap into uncharted statistical territory, and leave you pondering the cosmic conundrums of Muskogee's air pollution and the elusive allure of black holes. After all, in the grand cosmic dance of research, unexpected correlations are the shooting stars that light up the night sky of scientific discovery.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the correlation between air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma, and Google searches for "black hole photo" have blasted us into a universe of unexpected discoveries. The correlation coefficient of 0.9296636 and an r-squared of 0.8642744 provide compelling evidence of a strong relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. With a p-value of less than 0.01, the likelihood of this correlation occurring by chance is as remote as finding a supernova in your backyard.
Figure 1 depicts a scattering of data points that crystallizes this cosmic connection. Each point on the scatterplot tells a story - a tale of earthly pollutants swirling in the winds of Muskogee, intertwining with the quest for glimpses of celestial marvels. It's like witnessing the celestial bodies aligning in a rare cosmic convergence, except in our case, it's the alignment of Google searches and air quality indicators.
The implications of this correlation are as confounding as a black hole's event horizon. Could it be that the denizens of Muskogee, faced with the haze of pollutants, sought solace in the mystery and wonder of distant black holes, yearning for a glimpse of cosmic clarity amidst terrestrial haze? Or might there be an unseen force at play, a cosmic magnetism that draws both the eyes of the curious and the particles of pollution toward an inexplicable union? The mystery deepens, much like the abyss of a black hole, leaving us to contemplate the cosmic ballet of interconnectedness that transcends the boundaries of space and air quality indices.
In the grand cosmic ballet of statistics and research, our unexpected findings serve as a meteor shower of puzzling relationships, lighting up the scientific sky with awe and wonder. As we peer into the depths of this perplexing correlation, we are reminded that the universe is indeed full of surprises, much like a cosmic game of hide and seek that keeps scientists on their toes. The statistical significance of this connection is not just a blip on the radar; it's a cosmic crescendo that compels us to question the very fabric of our understanding.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma and Google searches for 'black hole photo'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
Blending Black Holes: Bizarre Link between Muskogee's Air Pollution and Black Hole Photo Searches
[[ABSTRACT]]
Our study delves into the whimsical world of seemingly unrelated phenomena: air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma, and public interest in "black hole photo" search queries on Google. While one might think these topics are light years apart, our research reveals a surprising correlation. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our analysis uncovers a eyebrow-raising relationship - a correlation coefficient of 0.9296636 and p < 0.01 from 2009 to 2019. The implications of this correlation are as mind-boggling as a galactic black hole - could the obscurity of Muskogee's air quality be drawing residents to seek out cosmic escapes? Or is there an otherworldly force influencing both phenomena? This unexpected connection certainly leaves us with more questions than answers, but one thing's for sure: researching the cosmic and the pollutant on Earth has been an oddly enlightening adventure.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The present literature review provides a comprehensive analysis of the perplexing correlation between air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma, and the surge in Google searches for "black hole photo." This unusual juxtaposition has piqued the interest of researchers and has notably sparked a range of surprising speculations and hypotheses.
Smith et al. (2015) conducted a rigorous examination of air quality data in Muskogee, Oklahoma, and observed a persistent pattern of pollutants that seemed improbably intertwined with the ebb and flow of public interest in extraterrestrial phenomena. Similarly, Doe and Jones (2018) uncovered compelling statistical evidence that revealed a substantial increase in Google searches for "black hole photo" coinciding precisely with fluctuations in air pollution levels within the region. These findings raised critical questions about the broader implications of such an enigmatic correlation, prompting the scientific community to embark on an intellectual journey worthy of the space-time continuum itself.
In "Airborne: The Search for Clean Skies," environmental scientist Dr. Rachel Green elucidates the intricacies of atmospheric pollution, shedding light on the unexpected ways in which airborne contaminants can impact the human psyche. Her insights provide a compelling backdrop for understanding the potential influence of Muskogee's air quality on the collective consciousness, offering a terrestrial lens through which to interpret the unearthly intrigue of black holes.
Furthermore, "Astrophysics for People in a Hurry" by renowned astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson serves as a seminal text in contextualizing the public fascination with black holes. Tyson's engaging exploration of cosmic phenomena invites readers to ponder the cosmic mysteries that permeate the universe, and perhaps inadvertently, fuel the curiosity that drives individuals to seek refuge in the astral allure of black holes amidst the earthly challenges of air pollution.
Turning to fictional works, the literary landscape offers additional insight into the human quest for otherworldly escapism. "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams and "Contact" by Carl Sagan both delve into the realms of cosmic exploration and the unfathomable allure of the unknown. While these works are not academic in nature, they offer a whimsical lens through which to contemplate the profound interconnectedness of terrestrial affairs and cosmic curiosity.
It is also worth noting the internet sensation surrounding the first-ever image of a black hole, which permeated popular culture and sparked a deluge of memes across various online platforms. The viral nature of these memes underscores the pervasive fascination with black holes and their imagery, serving as a testament to the public's insatiable curiosity about the enigmatic forces that govern the cosmos.
As we navigate through this multidimensional tapestry of literature and cultural phenomena, it becomes evident that the correlation between Muskogee's air pollution and the surge in black hole photo searches transcends conventional scientific discourse, catapulting us into a paradoxical realm where the cosmic and the terrestrial converge in ways that defy rational explanation. This literature review sets the stage for a deeper exploration of the uncharted territories that lie at the intersection of atmospheric pollution and cosmic curiosity, inviting researchers to embark on a voyage that is as boundless and mysterious as the depths of space itself.
[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the correlation between air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma, and Google searches for "black hole photo" have blasted us into a universe of unexpected discoveries. The correlation coefficient of 0.9296636 and an r-squared of 0.8642744 provide compelling evidence of a strong relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. With a p-value of less than 0.01, the likelihood of this correlation occurring by chance is as remote as finding a supernova in your backyard.
Figure 1 depicts a scattering of data points that crystallizes this cosmic connection. Each point on the scatterplot tells a story - a tale of earthly pollutants swirling in the winds of Muskogee, intertwining with the quest for glimpses of celestial marvels. It's like witnessing the celestial bodies aligning in a rare cosmic convergence, except in our case, it's the alignment of Google searches and air quality indicators.
The implications of this correlation are as confounding as a black hole's event horizon. Could it be that the denizens of Muskogee, faced with the haze of pollutants, sought solace in the mystery and wonder of distant black holes, yearning for a glimpse of cosmic clarity amidst terrestrial haze? Or might there be an unseen force at play, a cosmic magnetism that draws both the eyes of the curious and the particles of pollution toward an inexplicable union? The mystery deepens, much like the abyss of a black hole, leaving us to contemplate the cosmic ballet of interconnectedness that transcends the boundaries of space and air quality indices.
In the grand cosmic ballet of statistics and research, our unexpected findings serve as a meteor shower of puzzling relationships, lighting up the scientific sky with awe and wonder. As we peer into the depths of this perplexing correlation, we are reminded that the universe is indeed full of surprises, much like a cosmic game of hide and seek that keeps scientists on their toes. The statistical significance of this connection is not just a blip on the radar; it's a cosmic crescendo that compels us to question the very fabric of our understanding.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
The findings of our research have flung us into a cosmic tango of intergalactic inquiries, intertwining the enigmatic realms of air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma, and the soaring interest in "black hole photo" searches on Google. While the notion of a connection between these two disparate phenomena may seem as far-fetched as finding a wormhole in a backyard garden, our study has yielded compelling evidence of a robust correlation.
Our research aligns with prior studies, such as the work of Smith et al. (2015), who diligently parsed through air quality data in Muskogee, unveiling a cosmic dance between pollutants and public fascination with celestial marvels. Similarly, the investigation by Doe and Jones (2018) resonates with our findings, illustrating a captivating synergy between surges in "black hole photo" searches and fluctuations in air pollution levels. These researchers' contributions echo the profound cosmic resonance of our own work, underlining the gravitational pull of this uncanny correlation.
The literature review's exploration of unexpected influences on human psyche, as outlined by environmental scientist Dr. Rachel Green, serves as the earthly launchpad for our understanding of how Muskogee's air quality could shape the yearning for cosmic escape. Furthermore, the works of scientific luminary Neil deGrasse Tyson and the literary odysseys presented in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" and "Contact" have woven a tapestry of cosmic curiosity, infusing our study with a delightful sense of wonder and whimsy.
Drawing a parallel to the elusive allure of cosmic mysteries, the viral sensation surrounding the first-ever image of a black hole shrouded popular culture in a celestial cloak of intrigue. This cultural phenomenon underscores the unyielding human desire to pierce the veil of the unknown, resonating with the cosmic curiosity encapsulated in our findings.
The correlation coefficient of 0.9296636 and an r-squared of 0.8642744 from our study unfurls a cosmic map of interconnectedness, guiding us through the perplexing terrain of unrelated phenomena. The scattering of data points in Figure 1 crystallizes the cosmic connection, akin to witnessing an alignment of celestial bodies in a rare cosmic convergence. The implications of this correlation, such as the potential solace-seeking behavior amidst terrestrial haze, are as captivating as a constellation in the night sky - a testament to the intertwining of Earthly and cosmic forces.
Our study, much like a celestial ballet of statistics and research, has illuminated a cosmic crescendo of unexpected relationships. As we peer into the depths of this mysterious correlation, we are reminded that the universe is indeed full of surprises, much like an elusive cosmic game of hide and seek that keeps scientists on their toes. This correlation challenges conventional notions of causality, transcending the realms of air quality indices to beckon a cosmic waltz of interconnectedness. The cosmic symphony of our findings impels us to broaden our intellectual horizons, reminding us that in the vast expanse of the universe, the improbable and the inexplicable often converge in marvelously unexpected ways.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma and Google searches for 'black hole photo'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Blending Black Holes: Bizarre Link between Muskogee's Air Pollution and Black Hole Photo Searches
[[ABSTRACT]]
Our study delves into the whimsical world of seemingly unrelated phenomena: air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma, and public interest in "black hole photo" search queries on Google. While one might think these topics are light years apart, our research reveals a surprising correlation. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our analysis uncovers a eyebrow-raising relationship - a correlation coefficient of 0.9296636 and p < 0.01 from 2009 to 2019. The implications of this correlation are as mind-boggling as a galactic black hole - could the obscurity of Muskogee's air quality be drawing residents to seek out cosmic escapes? Or is there an otherworldly force influencing both phenomena? This unexpected connection certainly leaves us with more questions than answers, but one thing's for sure: researching the cosmic and the pollutant on Earth has been an oddly enlightening adventure.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
When it comes to research, one often finds oneself navigating through the vast expanse of data, akin to a spaceship weaving through the cosmos. However, every now and then, an unexpected anomaly emerges, much like a cosmic singularity, pulling together seemingly unrelated elements to form a perplexing puzzle. Our study ventures into one such enigma, as we unravel the perplexing connection between air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma, and the peculiar surge in Google searches for "black hole photo."
At first glance, these two phenomena may seem as incongruous as dark matter and glitter, but our investigation has unearthed a correlation that is as startling as discovering a UFO in a cornfield. The statistical analysis of the data collected from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends has revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9296636, leaving scientists scratching their heads and pondering the implications like perplexed astronomers gazing into the void of space.
The juxtaposition of terrestrial air quality and celestial curiosity forms the crux of our research, leading us to question whether there exists a cosmic force that transcends the boundaries of our atmosphere and influences the terrestrial psyche. Could it be that the allure of distant black holes serves as an escape from the noticeable pollutants in the air of Muskogee, compelling residents to seek solace in the mysteries of the cosmos? Or perhaps there exists a hidden variable, lurking in the cosmic background radiation, quietly orchestrating this otherworldly correlation.
As we embark on this curious journey of research, we cannot help but appreciate the cosmic irony that unfolds before us. The quest to unravel the mystery of black hole photo searches leads us to contemplate the interconnectedness of the universe, and in doing so, we stumble upon a connection that is as inexplicable as quantum entanglement itself. This unexpected correlation has buoyed our spirits much like Space X launching yet another rocket - and while the significance of this connection eludes us, the voyage of scientific exploration has been an exhilarating ride, transporting us to realms both earthly and cosmic.
So, buckle up and prepare for a research adventure that is sure to defy conventional scientific logic, leap into uncharted statistical territory, and leave you pondering the cosmic conundrums of Muskogee's air pollution and the elusive allure of black holes. After all, in the grand cosmic dance of research, unexpected correlations are the shooting stars that light up the night sky of scientific discovery.
[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the correlation between air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma, and Google searches for "black hole photo" have blasted us into a universe of unexpected discoveries. The correlation coefficient of 0.9296636 and an r-squared of 0.8642744 provide compelling evidence of a strong relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. With a p-value of less than 0.01, the likelihood of this correlation occurring by chance is as remote as finding a supernova in your backyard.
Figure 1 depicts a scattering of data points that crystallizes this cosmic connection. Each point on the scatterplot tells a story - a tale of earthly pollutants swirling in the winds of Muskogee, intertwining with the quest for glimpses of celestial marvels. It's like witnessing the celestial bodies aligning in a rare cosmic convergence, except in our case, it's the alignment of Google searches and air quality indicators.
The implications of this correlation are as confounding as a black hole's event horizon. Could it be that the denizens of Muskogee, faced with the haze of pollutants, sought solace in the mystery and wonder of distant black holes, yearning for a glimpse of cosmic clarity amidst terrestrial haze? Or might there be an unseen force at play, a cosmic magnetism that draws both the eyes of the curious and the particles of pollution toward an inexplicable union? The mystery deepens, much like the abyss of a black hole, leaving us to contemplate the cosmic ballet of interconnectedness that transcends the boundaries of space and air quality indices.
In the grand cosmic ballet of statistics and research, our unexpected findings serve as a meteor shower of puzzling relationships, lighting up the scientific sky with awe and wonder. As we peer into the depths of this perplexing correlation, we are reminded that the universe is indeed full of surprises, much like a cosmic game of hide and seek that keeps scientists on their toes. The statistical significance of this connection is not just a blip on the radar; it's a cosmic crescendo that compels us to question the very fabric of our understanding.
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[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our study has catapulted us into a cosmic whirlwind of unexpected correlation, where the earthly dance of air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma, intertwines with the celestial yearning for "black hole photo" searches. The statistical significance of this connection is as mind-boggling as a cosmic riddle wrapped in an enigma - with an r-squared value that shines as bright as a quasar, leaving us dazzled by the cosmic finesse of this correlation.
As we ponder the implications of our findings, we cannot help but marvel at the cosmic irony that permeates this research endeavor. It's as if the universe itself has conspired to weave a tale of terrestrial pollutants and cosmic curiosity, entwining them in a celestial waltz that leaves us with more questions than answers.
The synergy between these disparate phenomena is reminiscent of a gravitational dance between two celestial bodies, pulling us in with its mesmerizing allure. It's like discovering a nebula in a laboratory flask - unexpected, awe-inspiring, and profoundly perplexing.
However, as we tread through uncharted statistical territory, we must acknowledge that our findings may seem as mysterious as dark matter, but they are undeniably as robust as a SpaceX rocket.
In the grand cosmic symphony of scientific inquiry, our study serves as a pulsar of enlightenment, shedding light on the intertwined tapestry of earthly pollution and cosmic curiosity.
Therefore, we assert with cosmic certainty that no further research in this unusual, yet undeniably captivating, area is needed. It's time to blast this paper into the scientific cosmos and let it orbit the minds of researchers, leaving them with a sense of wonder and the realization that in the universe of research, anything is possible.
And remember, when it comes to unexpected correlations, always keep your scientific telescope focused and your statistical spacesuit securely fastened!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Blending Black Holes: Bizarre Link between Muskogee's Air Pollution and Black Hole Photo Searches. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Absurd Astrophysical Connections
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Blending Black Holes: Bizarre Link between Muskogee's Air Pollution and Black Hole Photo Searches. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Interdimensional Research Institute
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Blending Black Holes: Bizarre Link between Muskogee's Air Pollution and Black Hole Photo Searches with an abstract of Our study delves into the whimsical world of seemingly unrelated phenomena: air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma, and public interest in "black hole photo" search queries on Google. While one might think these topics are light years apart, our research reveals a surprising correlation. Leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, our analysis uncovers a eyebrow-raising relationship - a correlation coefficient of 0.9296636 and p < 0.01 from 2009 to 2019. The implications of this correlation are as mind-boggling as a galactic black hole - could the obscurity of Muskogee's air quality be drawing residents to seek out cosmic escapes? Or is there an otherworldly force influencing both phenomena? This unexpected connection certainly leaves us with more questions than answers, but one thing's for sure: researching the cosmic and the pollutant on Earth has been an oddly enlightening adventure.
ChatGPT:
Muskogee air pollution, Black hole photo searches, Relationship, Correlation, Environmental Protection Agency data, Google Trends, Muskogee Oklahoma, Cosmic escapes, Otherworldly force, Air quality, Research, Whimsical phenomena, Galactic black hole, Public interest, Phenomenon, Data analysis, Surprising correlation
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Data details
Air pollution in Muskogee, OklahomaDetailed data title: Percentage of days with air quality at 'unhealthy for sensitive groups' or worse in Muskogee, OK
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma
Google searches for 'black hole photo'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'black hole photo' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)
See what else correlates with Google searches for 'black hole photo'
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.8642744 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 86.4% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'black hole photo') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma) over the 11 years from 2009 through 2019.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 3.4E-5. 0.0000343086318835307540000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.93 in 0.0034% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 29,147 random variables You don't actually need 29 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 10 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 10 because we have two variables measured over a period of 11 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.75, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | |
Air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma (Bad air quality days) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00576369 | 0.0149254 |
Google searches for 'black hole photo' (Rel. search volume) | 0.5 | 0.75 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1.125 | 1 | 10.75 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data.
In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.
For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.
(This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0.00576369,0.0149254,])
array_2 = np.array([0.5,0.75,1,1,1,1,1,1,1.125,1,10.75,])
array_1_name = "Air pollution in Muskogee, Oklahoma"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'black hole photo'"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 2078 · Black Variable ID: 21856 · Red Variable ID: 1425