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As the number of Parks & Recreation Master's degree holders grows, so does their expertise in leisure and play. This has led to an uptick in demand for top-notch, ultra-smooth, and turbo-charged park benches, setting off a chain reaction at Mercedes-Benz USA to rev up their luxury car features to meet these unexpectedly high standards, ultimately leading to more automotive recalls. It seems like these graduates are really driving change in the automotive industry, turning every park visit into a bumper-to-bumper experience!Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a woodblock painting style representation of a conference hall, where a group of graduates in caps and gowns are joyfully receiving their Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation. They are depicted smiling with their diplomas in hand. In the background, show a line of Mercedes-Benz cars being recalled by the company, with technicians working to fix the issues. The scene should capture the contrasting themes of achievement and technical maintenance in a simple, yet visually captivating style. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and Automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Celtic art Cubism Woodblock painting Psychedelic Macabre
ChatGPT: Woodblock painting
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and Automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a conference hall, a group of graduates in caps and gowns are receiving their Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation, smiling with their diplomas in hand. In the background, a line of Mercedes-Benz cars are being recalled by the company, with technicians working to fix the issues.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Woodblock painting ] and depicting this scene: In a conference hall, a group of graduates in caps and gowns are receiving their Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation, smiling with their diplomas in hand. In the background, a line of Mercedes-Benz cars are being recalled by the company, with technicians working to fix the issues. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a woodblock painting style representation of a conference hall, where a group of graduates in caps and gowns are joyfully receiving their Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation. They are depicted smiling with their diplomas in hand. In the background, show a line of Mercedes-Benz cars being recalled by the company, with technicians working to fix the issues. The scene should capture the contrasting themes of achievement and technical maintenance in a simple, yet visually captivating style.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation caused Automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA to increase. Include one good pun.
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Parks & Wrecks: An Unexpected Correlation Between Master's Degrees in Parks & Recreation and Automotive Recalls by Mercedes-Benz USA Journal of Unconventional Correlations Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and Automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Include a pun in the title.
Your research team used data from National Center for Education Statistics and US DOT to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9647516 and p < 0.01 for 2012 to 2021.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Parks & Wrecks: An Unexpected Correlation Between Master's Degrees in Parks & Recreation and Automotive Recalls by Mercedes-Benz USA
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into the curious relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and the automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA. While at first glance these two subjects appear to have as much in common as a wrench and a hiking trail, our research team has uncovered a surprisingly strong correlation. By employing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation, we subjected the statistics to rigorous analysis, revealing a correlation coefficient of 0.9647516 with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2012 to 2021. This unforeseen association prompts us to contemplate whether those knowledgeable in maintaining recreational parks unknowingly possess skills that influence the production of luxury automobiles. As we navigate through this unexpected link, we aim to provide insights and spark further investigation into the perplexing bond between higher education in leisure management and vehicular malfunctions.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and Automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Parks & Wrecks: An Unexpected Correlation Between Master's Degrees in Parks & Recreation and Automotive Recalls by Mercedes-Benz USA
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into the curious relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and the automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA. While at first glance these two subjects appear to have as much in common as a wrench and a hiking trail, our research team has uncovered a surprisingly strong correlation. By employing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation, we subjected the statistics to rigorous analysis, revealing a correlation coefficient of 0.9647516 with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2012 to 2021. This unforeseen association prompts us to contemplate whether those knowledgeable in maintaining recreational parks unknowingly possess skills that influence the production of luxury automobiles. As we navigate through this unexpected link, we aim to provide insights and spark further investigation into the perplexing bond between higher education in leisure management and vehicular malfunctions.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation have long been associated with the cultivation of green spaces, the management of recreational facilities, and the fostering of outdoor leisure activities. On the other hand, automotive recalls are typically linked to malfunctions, defects, and the occasional vehicular conundrum. One might presume that these disparate spheres of study and industry would have as much in common as a hiking trail and a busy freeway. However, as we shall see, our investigation into the correlation between these seemingly unrelated domains has unearthed a surprising connection.
As scholars and automotive enthusiasts, we initially embarked on this study with the intent of exploring the influences of academic attainment in leisure management on the production and maintenance of luxury automobiles. Little did we anticipate the astonishing revelations that awaited us. Through the rigorous analysis of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation, we were confronted with an unexpected correlation coefficient of 0.9647516 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2012 to 2021. These findings left us both astounded and intrigued, prompting a deeper dive into the mysterious relationship between Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation and automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA.
At first glance, one might wonder whether possessing expertise in the maintenance of parks and recreational areas inadvertently imparts skills that reverberate within the automotive sphere. Can the art of nurturing green spaces and providing leisure experiences somehow influence the intricate engineering and production processes of luxury vehicles? These inquiries not only pique our curiosity but also open the door to a realm of speculation and contemplation that transcends the boundaries of conventional academic investigation.
As we venture forth into this uncharted terrain, we aim to shed light on this unexpected nexus and to stimulate further discourse and exploration into the enigmatic interplay between higher education in leisure management and the occurrence of vehicular malfunctions. The convergence of academic pursuits and industrial phenomena has never been more intriguing, and we are poised to navigate through this intriguing landscape with a blend of scholarly rigor and a touch of humor. So, fasten your seatbelts and join us on this exhilarating journey as we seek to unravel the tangled webs of Parks & Wrecks.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and Automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a few real TV shows that sound like they might be relevant to the topic that you watched as research.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Parks & Wrecks: An Unexpected Correlation Between Master's Degrees in Parks & Recreation and Automotive Recalls by Mercedes-Benz USA
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into the curious relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and the automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA. While at first glance these two subjects appear to have as much in common as a wrench and a hiking trail, our research team has uncovered a surprisingly strong correlation. By employing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation, we subjected the statistics to rigorous analysis, revealing a correlation coefficient of 0.9647516 with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2012 to 2021. This unforeseen association prompts us to contemplate whether those knowledgeable in maintaining recreational parks unknowingly possess skills that influence the production of luxury automobiles. As we navigate through this unexpected link, we aim to provide insights and spark further investigation into the perplexing bond between higher education in leisure management and vehicular malfunctions.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation have long been associated with the cultivation of green spaces, the management of recreational facilities, and the fostering of outdoor leisure activities. On the other hand, automotive recalls are typically linked to malfunctions, defects, and the occasional vehicular conundrum. One might presume that these disparate spheres of study and industry would have as much in common as a hiking trail and a busy freeway. However, as we shall see, our investigation into the correlation between these seemingly unrelated domains has unearthed a surprising connection.
As scholars and automotive enthusiasts, we initially embarked on this study with the intent of exploring the influences of academic attainment in leisure management on the production and maintenance of luxury automobiles. Little did we anticipate the astonishing revelations that awaited us. Through the rigorous analysis of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation, we were confronted with an unexpected correlation coefficient of 0.9647516 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2012 to 2021. These findings left us both astounded and intrigued, prompting a deeper dive into the mysterious relationship between Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation and automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA.
At first glance, one might wonder whether possessing expertise in the maintenance of parks and recreational areas inadvertently imparts skills that reverberate within the automotive sphere. Can the art of nurturing green spaces and providing leisure experiences somehow influence the intricate engineering and production processes of luxury vehicles? These inquiries not only pique our curiosity but also open the door to a realm of speculation and contemplation that transcends the boundaries of conventional academic investigation.
As we venture forth into this uncharted terrain, we aim to shed light on this unexpected nexus and to stimulate further discourse and exploration into the enigmatic interplay between higher education in leisure management and the occurrence of vehicular malfunctions. The convergence of academic pursuits and industrial phenomena has never been more intriguing, and we are poised to navigate through this intriguing landscape with a blend of scholarly rigor and a touch of humor. So, fasten your seatbelts and join us on this exhilarating journey as we seek to unravel the tangled webs of Parks & Wrecks.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The existing body of literature provides valuable insights into various facets of academic attainment, automotive industry dynamics, and the enigmatic interplay between seemingly unrelated domains. Smith and Doe (2015) conducted a comprehensive study on the societal impact of higher education in leisure management, shedding light on the multifaceted skills and competencies gained by graduates in this field. Their work not only elucidates the value of parks and recreation programs but also hints at the potential ripple effects of such knowledge on other spheres of societal activity.
In a similar vein, Jones (2017) delved into the intricate mechanisms of automotive recalls, uncovering the complex web of factors that contribute to vehicular malfunctions. The author's meticulous exploration of industry practices and regulatory frameworks presents a nuanced understanding of the challenges inherent in automotive quality control and consumer safety. However, none of these studies, thorough though they may be, have directly addressed the unexpected correlation that we have uncovered in our research.
Turning now to non-fiction books that explore related themes, "The Economics of Leisure and Recreation" by Heywood and "Quality Control in the Automotive Industry" by Hill provide valuable insights into the respective realms of leisure management and automotive manufacturing. While these books may not directly address the perplexing connection we are investigating, they certainly offer foundational knowledge that enriches our understanding of the domains at hand.
In the realm of fiction, the novels "The Park's Paradox" by Gearbox Gal and "Recall Repercussions" by Autobahn Adventurer provide imaginative narratives that, in their own quirky ways, touch upon the intersection of parks and automotive upheavals. While these works of fiction may not offer empirical evidence, they serve as a reminder of the intriguing possibilities that emerge when seemingly separate worlds collide.
As part of our extensive and rigorous research, we also delved into popular culture to explore any potential references to our topic. TV shows such as "Parks and Recreation" and "Top Gear" not only offered intriguing entertainment but also subtly hinted at the unique dynamics that underpin the worlds of leisure management and automotive enthusiasm. While our investigation may not have involved actual episodes of these shows, we found them to be both entertaining and surprisingly thought-provoking in their own right.
In conclusion, the existing literature, both scholarly and creative, provides a rich tapestry of perspectives that inform our exploration of the unexpected correlation between Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation and automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA. As we navigate through this landscape of knowledge and imagination, we remain cognizant of the need for scholarly rigor and, of course, the occasional dash of humor to add zest to our academic pursuits.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and Automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and US DOT . You used data from 2012 to 2021
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Parks & Wrecks: An Unexpected Correlation Between Master's Degrees in Parks & Recreation and Automotive Recalls by Mercedes-Benz USA
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into the curious relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and the automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA. While at first glance these two subjects appear to have as much in common as a wrench and a hiking trail, our research team has uncovered a surprisingly strong correlation. By employing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation, we subjected the statistics to rigorous analysis, revealing a correlation coefficient of 0.9647516 with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2012 to 2021. This unforeseen association prompts us to contemplate whether those knowledgeable in maintaining recreational parks unknowingly possess skills that influence the production of luxury automobiles. As we navigate through this unexpected link, we aim to provide insights and spark further investigation into the perplexing bond between higher education in leisure management and vehicular malfunctions.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation have long been associated with the cultivation of green spaces, the management of recreational facilities, and the fostering of outdoor leisure activities. On the other hand, automotive recalls are typically linked to malfunctions, defects, and the occasional vehicular conundrum. One might presume that these disparate spheres of study and industry would have as much in common as a hiking trail and a busy freeway. However, as we shall see, our investigation into the correlation between these seemingly unrelated domains has unearthed a surprising connection.
As scholars and automotive enthusiasts, we initially embarked on this study with the intent of exploring the influences of academic attainment in leisure management on the production and maintenance of luxury automobiles. Little did we anticipate the astonishing revelations that awaited us. Through the rigorous analysis of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation, we were confronted with an unexpected correlation coefficient of 0.9647516 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2012 to 2021. These findings left us both astounded and intrigued, prompting a deeper dive into the mysterious relationship between Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation and automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA.
At first glance, one might wonder whether possessing expertise in the maintenance of parks and recreational areas inadvertently imparts skills that reverberate within the automotive sphere. Can the art of nurturing green spaces and providing leisure experiences somehow influence the intricate engineering and production processes of luxury vehicles? These inquiries not only pique our curiosity but also open the door to a realm of speculation and contemplation that transcends the boundaries of conventional academic investigation.
As we venture forth into this uncharted terrain, we aim to shed light on this unexpected nexus and to stimulate further discourse and exploration into the enigmatic interplay between higher education in leisure management and the occurrence of vehicular malfunctions. The convergence of academic pursuits and industrial phenomena has never been more intriguing, and we are poised to navigate through this intriguing landscape with a blend of scholarly rigor and a touch of humor. So, fasten your seatbelts and join us on this exhilarating journey as we seek to unravel the tangled webs of Parks & Wrecks.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
To unravel the curious connection between Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation and automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA, our research team embarked on an investigation combining meticulous data collection, rigorous statistical analysis, and a sprinkle of speculative wonder. The data utilized in this study were primarily sourced from the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation, spanning the years 2012 to 2021. Through a mixture of traditional analytics and a touch of whimsy, we sought to illuminate the unexpected correlation that had piqued our collective curiosity.
Firstly, the number of Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation was compiled from the National Center for Education Statistics, reflecting the educational landscape in the realm of leisure management. This data provided the foundation for understanding the academic pursuits within the field and served as a starting point for our exploration.
Simultaneously, our team delved into the wealth of information on automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA, drawing from the comprehensive databases maintained by the US Department of Transportation. The recall data encompassed a spectrum of vehicular malfunctions and technical hiccups, offering insights into the curiosities of the luxury automobile industry.
Employing a blend of quantitative methods, we calculated correlation coefficients and conducted regression analyses to unveil the intriguing relationship between these seemingly disparate domains. The statistical software utilized for these computations included the tried and tested packages, along with a dash of statistical flair to liven up the proceedings.
Additionally, to infuse a touch of whimsy and speculative wonder into our methodology, we held occasional brainstorming sessions involving analogies between maintaining parks and engineering luxury vehicles, although we admit that these discussions often veered into the realm of entertaining the absurd rather than offering concrete scientific hypotheses.
By juxtaposing the data on Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation with the occurrences of automotive recalls, we navigated through the sea of numbers and trends, anticipating moments of clarity and perhaps even a sprinkle of scientific serendipity. Our methodology aimed to bring together the rigors of academic investigation with the joy of uncovering unexpected connections, all while maintaining a scholarly disposition and the occasional pun as a reward for the reader's perseverance.
In essence, our approach transcended the confines of traditional research methods, embracing a blend of statistical analysis, speculative contemplation, and the occasional offbeat analogy to illuminate the unexpected correlation between higher education in leisure management and the occurrence of automotive recalls.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and Automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and US DOT .
For the time period 2012 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9647516, r-squared of 0.9307457, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Parks & Wrecks: An Unexpected Correlation Between Master's Degrees in Parks & Recreation and Automotive Recalls by Mercedes-Benz USA
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into the curious relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and the automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA. While at first glance these two subjects appear to have as much in common as a wrench and a hiking trail, our research team has uncovered a surprisingly strong correlation. By employing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation, we subjected the statistics to rigorous analysis, revealing a correlation coefficient of 0.9647516 with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2012 to 2021. This unforeseen association prompts us to contemplate whether those knowledgeable in maintaining recreational parks unknowingly possess skills that influence the production of luxury automobiles. As we navigate through this unexpected link, we aim to provide insights and spark further investigation into the perplexing bond between higher education in leisure management and vehicular malfunctions.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation have long been associated with the cultivation of green spaces, the management of recreational facilities, and the fostering of outdoor leisure activities. On the other hand, automotive recalls are typically linked to malfunctions, defects, and the occasional vehicular conundrum. One might presume that these disparate spheres of study and industry would have as much in common as a hiking trail and a busy freeway. However, as we shall see, our investigation into the correlation between these seemingly unrelated domains has unearthed a surprising connection.
As scholars and automotive enthusiasts, we initially embarked on this study with the intent of exploring the influences of academic attainment in leisure management on the production and maintenance of luxury automobiles. Little did we anticipate the astonishing revelations that awaited us. Through the rigorous analysis of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation, we were confronted with an unexpected correlation coefficient of 0.9647516 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2012 to 2021. These findings left us both astounded and intrigued, prompting a deeper dive into the mysterious relationship between Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation and automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA.
At first glance, one might wonder whether possessing expertise in the maintenance of parks and recreational areas inadvertently imparts skills that reverberate within the automotive sphere. Can the art of nurturing green spaces and providing leisure experiences somehow influence the intricate engineering and production processes of luxury vehicles? These inquiries not only pique our curiosity but also open the door to a realm of speculation and contemplation that transcends the boundaries of conventional academic investigation.
As we venture forth into this uncharted terrain, we aim to shed light on this unexpected nexus and to stimulate further discourse and exploration into the enigmatic interplay between higher education in leisure management and the occurrence of vehicular malfunctions. The convergence of academic pursuits and industrial phenomena has never been more intriguing, and we are poised to navigate through this intriguing landscape with a blend of scholarly rigor and a touch of humor. So, fasten your seatbelts and join us on this exhilarating journey as we seek to unravel the tangled webs of Parks & Wrecks.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data pertaining to Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA for the years 2012 to 2021 revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9647516. This correlation, accompanied by an r-squared value of 0.9307457 and a p-value of less than 0.01, suggests a strong and significant relationship between the two variables.
Fig. 1 visually represents the robust correlation between the number of Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation and the frequency of automotive recalls by Mercedes-Benz USA. The scatterplot highlights the striking alignment of these seemingly incongruous phenomena, offering a graphic depiction of the unexpected bond discovered through our analysis.
These findings provide compelling evidence of a linkage between higher education in leisure management and the occurrence of automotive recalls, compelling us to further explore the underlying mechanisms driving this unanticipated association. The sheer magnitude of the correlation coefficient underscores the need to delve deeper into the intricate dynamics at play, transcending the conventional boundaries of academic investigation.
While the implications of this correlation may at first seem puzzling, we can't help but marvel at the mysterious interplay between the realms of parks and automotive peculiarities. These unusual bedfellows have sparked our curiosity and set the stage for a captivating journey into the realm of Parks & Wrecks.
This unexpected intersection of Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation and automotive recalls by Mercedes-Benz USA challenges traditional assumptions and calls for a deeper understanding of the nuanced influences that bridge the worlds of academia and industry. We are poised to dive into this enthralling subject with the intellectual rigor befitting scholarly inquiry and the irrepressible urge to uncover the humor and irony in this unforeseen correlation.
The robust statistical evidence and thought-provoking insights presented here lay the foundation for further exploration into the enigmatic relationship between leisure management education and vehicular malfunctions, inviting researchers and enthusiasts alike to join us on this exhilarating academic endeavor.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and Automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
Parks & Wrecks: An Unexpected Correlation Between Master's Degrees in Parks & Recreation and Automotive Recalls by Mercedes-Benz USA
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into the curious relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and the automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA. While at first glance these two subjects appear to have as much in common as a wrench and a hiking trail, our research team has uncovered a surprisingly strong correlation. By employing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation, we subjected the statistics to rigorous analysis, revealing a correlation coefficient of 0.9647516 with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2012 to 2021. This unforeseen association prompts us to contemplate whether those knowledgeable in maintaining recreational parks unknowingly possess skills that influence the production of luxury automobiles. As we navigate through this unexpected link, we aim to provide insights and spark further investigation into the perplexing bond between higher education in leisure management and vehicular malfunctions.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The existing body of literature provides valuable insights into various facets of academic attainment, automotive industry dynamics, and the enigmatic interplay between seemingly unrelated domains. Smith and Doe (2015) conducted a comprehensive study on the societal impact of higher education in leisure management, shedding light on the multifaceted skills and competencies gained by graduates in this field. Their work not only elucidates the value of parks and recreation programs but also hints at the potential ripple effects of such knowledge on other spheres of societal activity.
In a similar vein, Jones (2017) delved into the intricate mechanisms of automotive recalls, uncovering the complex web of factors that contribute to vehicular malfunctions. The author's meticulous exploration of industry practices and regulatory frameworks presents a nuanced understanding of the challenges inherent in automotive quality control and consumer safety. However, none of these studies, thorough though they may be, have directly addressed the unexpected correlation that we have uncovered in our research.
Turning now to non-fiction books that explore related themes, "The Economics of Leisure and Recreation" by Heywood and "Quality Control in the Automotive Industry" by Hill provide valuable insights into the respective realms of leisure management and automotive manufacturing. While these books may not directly address the perplexing connection we are investigating, they certainly offer foundational knowledge that enriches our understanding of the domains at hand.
In the realm of fiction, the novels "The Park's Paradox" by Gearbox Gal and "Recall Repercussions" by Autobahn Adventurer provide imaginative narratives that, in their own quirky ways, touch upon the intersection of parks and automotive upheavals. While these works of fiction may not offer empirical evidence, they serve as a reminder of the intriguing possibilities that emerge when seemingly separate worlds collide.
As part of our extensive and rigorous research, we also delved into popular culture to explore any potential references to our topic. TV shows such as "Parks and Recreation" and "Top Gear" not only offered intriguing entertainment but also subtly hinted at the unique dynamics that underpin the worlds of leisure management and automotive enthusiasm. While our investigation may not have involved actual episodes of these shows, we found them to be both entertaining and surprisingly thought-provoking in their own right.
In conclusion, the existing literature, both scholarly and creative, provides a rich tapestry of perspectives that inform our exploration of the unexpected correlation between Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation and automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA. As we navigate through this landscape of knowledge and imagination, we remain cognizant of the need for scholarly rigor and, of course, the occasional dash of humor to add zest to our academic pursuits.
[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data pertaining to Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA for the years 2012 to 2021 revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9647516. This correlation, accompanied by an r-squared value of 0.9307457 and a p-value of less than 0.01, suggests a strong and significant relationship between the two variables.
Fig. 1 visually represents the robust correlation between the number of Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation and the frequency of automotive recalls by Mercedes-Benz USA. The scatterplot highlights the striking alignment of these seemingly incongruous phenomena, offering a graphic depiction of the unexpected bond discovered through our analysis.
These findings provide compelling evidence of a linkage between higher education in leisure management and the occurrence of automotive recalls, compelling us to further explore the underlying mechanisms driving this unanticipated association. The sheer magnitude of the correlation coefficient underscores the need to delve deeper into the intricate dynamics at play, transcending the conventional boundaries of academic investigation.
While the implications of this correlation may at first seem puzzling, we can't help but marvel at the mysterious interplay between the realms of parks and automotive peculiarities. These unusual bedfellows have sparked our curiosity and set the stage for a captivating journey into the realm of Parks & Wrecks.
This unexpected intersection of Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation and automotive recalls by Mercedes-Benz USA challenges traditional assumptions and calls for a deeper understanding of the nuanced influences that bridge the worlds of academia and industry. We are poised to dive into this enthralling subject with the intellectual rigor befitting scholarly inquiry and the irrepressible urge to uncover the humor and irony in this unforeseen correlation.
The robust statistical evidence and thought-provoking insights presented here lay the foundation for further exploration into the enigmatic relationship between leisure management education and vehicular malfunctions, inviting researchers and enthusiasts alike to join us on this exhilarating academic endeavor.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
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[[DISCUSSION]]
The findings of our study not only reveal a striking correlation between Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation and automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA, but they also affirm and extend the prior research in this field. The scholarly literature highlighted the potential ripple effects of knowledge gained in leisure management on other societal activities, and our results seem to underscore this notion quite literally. Jones's exploration of automotive recalls shed light on the complex web of factors contributing to vehicular malfunctions, and our study seems to have stumbled upon an unexpected factor that just might involve a peculiar picnic in the park.
Our data, bolstered by a correlation coefficient of 0.9647516, aligns with the existing literature's hints at the potential interplay between the realms of leisure management and automotive peculiarities. The r-squared value of 0.9307457 further indicates that our findings not only support but also explain a substantial portion of the variance in automotive recalls, offering a hearty nod to the peculiar bond we've uncovered.
By building upon the rich tapestry of perspectives gleaned from non-fiction books, we've not only added an unexpected twist but also firmly embedded our findings in the academic discourse. Adopting a lighthearted perspective similar to that found in the novels "The Park's Paradox" by Gearbox Gal and "Recall Repercussions" by Autobahn Adventurer, we've carved out a space for our findings in the realms of imagination and scholarly rigor.
The unmistakable visual evidence in Fig. 1 reflects the unexpected alignment of these seemingly incongruous phenomena. Our findings not only validate but also underscore the complex interplay between Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation and automotive recalls by Mercedes-Benz USA, reminding us that statistical rigor and a pinch of whimsy can indeed make for an enthralling academic journey.
As we gaze upon the peak of the correlation coefficient, we are exhilarated by the intricacy of the entwined narrative between leisure management education and vehicular malfunctions. This correlation does not just demand further inquiry but also invites us to revel in the unexpected intersections that academic pursuit can unveil, all while maintaining scholarly rigor and, of course, the occasional dash of humor to add zest to our academic pursuits. With our findings, we hope to pave the way for a new wave of research into the delightful, the eccentric, and the unexpectedly correlated.
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System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and Automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Parks & Wrecks: An Unexpected Correlation Between Master's Degrees in Parks & Recreation and Automotive Recalls by Mercedes-Benz USA
[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into the curious relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and the automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA. While at first glance these two subjects appear to have as much in common as a wrench and a hiking trail, our research team has uncovered a surprisingly strong correlation. By employing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation, we subjected the statistics to rigorous analysis, revealing a correlation coefficient of 0.9647516 with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2012 to 2021. This unforeseen association prompts us to contemplate whether those knowledgeable in maintaining recreational parks unknowingly possess skills that influence the production of luxury automobiles. As we navigate through this unexpected link, we aim to provide insights and spark further investigation into the perplexing bond between higher education in leisure management and vehicular malfunctions.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation have long been associated with the cultivation of green spaces, the management of recreational facilities, and the fostering of outdoor leisure activities. On the other hand, automotive recalls are typically linked to malfunctions, defects, and the occasional vehicular conundrum. One might presume that these disparate spheres of study and industry would have as much in common as a hiking trail and a busy freeway. However, as we shall see, our investigation into the correlation between these seemingly unrelated domains has unearthed a surprising connection.
As scholars and automotive enthusiasts, we initially embarked on this study with the intent of exploring the influences of academic attainment in leisure management on the production and maintenance of luxury automobiles. Little did we anticipate the astonishing revelations that awaited us. Through the rigorous analysis of data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation, we were confronted with an unexpected correlation coefficient of 0.9647516 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2012 to 2021. These findings left us both astounded and intrigued, prompting a deeper dive into the mysterious relationship between Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation and automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA.
At first glance, one might wonder whether possessing expertise in the maintenance of parks and recreational areas inadvertently imparts skills that reverberate within the automotive sphere. Can the art of nurturing green spaces and providing leisure experiences somehow influence the intricate engineering and production processes of luxury vehicles? These inquiries not only pique our curiosity but also open the door to a realm of speculation and contemplation that transcends the boundaries of conventional academic investigation.
As we venture forth into this uncharted terrain, we aim to shed light on this unexpected nexus and to stimulate further discourse and exploration into the enigmatic interplay between higher education in leisure management and the occurrence of vehicular malfunctions. The convergence of academic pursuits and industrial phenomena has never been more intriguing, and we are poised to navigate through this intriguing landscape with a blend of scholarly rigor and a touch of humor. So, fasten your seatbelts and join us on this exhilarating journey as we seek to unravel the tangled webs of Parks & Wrecks.
[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data pertaining to Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA for the years 2012 to 2021 revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9647516. This correlation, accompanied by an r-squared value of 0.9307457 and a p-value of less than 0.01, suggests a strong and significant relationship between the two variables.
Fig. 1 visually represents the robust correlation between the number of Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation and the frequency of automotive recalls by Mercedes-Benz USA. The scatterplot highlights the striking alignment of these seemingly incongruous phenomena, offering a graphic depiction of the unexpected bond discovered through our analysis.
These findings provide compelling evidence of a linkage between higher education in leisure management and the occurrence of automotive recalls, compelling us to further explore the underlying mechanisms driving this unanticipated association. The sheer magnitude of the correlation coefficient underscores the need to delve deeper into the intricate dynamics at play, transcending the conventional boundaries of academic investigation.
While the implications of this correlation may at first seem puzzling, we can't help but marvel at the mysterious interplay between the realms of parks and automotive peculiarities. These unusual bedfellows have sparked our curiosity and set the stage for a captivating journey into the realm of Parks & Wrecks.
This unexpected intersection of Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation and automotive recalls by Mercedes-Benz USA challenges traditional assumptions and calls for a deeper understanding of the nuanced influences that bridge the worlds of academia and industry. We are poised to dive into this enthralling subject with the intellectual rigor befitting scholarly inquiry and the irrepressible urge to uncover the humor and irony in this unforeseen correlation.
The robust statistical evidence and thought-provoking insights presented here lay the foundation for further exploration into the enigmatic relationship between leisure management education and vehicular malfunctions, inviting researchers and enthusiasts alike to join us on this exhilarating academic endeavor.
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[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our investigation into the linkage between Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA has unveiled a remarkably strong correlation, defying initial expectations and prompting a wealth of speculation and contemplation. The robust correlation coefficient of 0.9647516, accompanied by a p-value of less than 0.01, gives credence to the unforeseen connection between these seemingly disparate domains. The visual representation in Fig. 1 accentuates the surprising alignment of these phenomena, inviting us to ponder the enigmatic relationship between leisure management education and vehicular malfunctions.
The implications of this linkage are as intriguing as a well-crafted pun, leaving us both perplexed and amused by the unexpected interplay between activities in parks and automotive peculiarities. While one may be tempted to discount this connection, we cannot deny the statistical evidence staring us in the face, almost as persistent as a wrench found in an unlikely hiking trail.
Our findings have reshaped our understanding of the intricate dynamics at play, transcending traditional boundaries of academic investigation and leading us to the unequivocal conclusion that...no more research is needed in this area. As we tentatively bid adieu to this perplexing correlation, we leave the door ajar for future scholars to take the wheel and explore the amusing and confounding realm of Parks & Wrecks.
So, as this fascinating journey comes to a close, we urge the academic community to continue steering toward unexpected intersections and to embrace the humor and irony in the unlikeliest of correlations. After all, the world of academia and automotive conundrums holds as many surprises as a poorly maintained hiking trail.
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ChatGPT:
Journal of Unconventional Correlations
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User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Parks & Wrecks: An Unexpected Correlation Between Master's Degrees in Parks & Recreation and Automotive Recalls by Mercedes-Benz USA. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Society for Advanced Studies in Leisure Sciences
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User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Parks & Wrecks: An Unexpected Correlation Between Master's Degrees in Parks & Recreation and Automotive Recalls by Mercedes-Benz USA with an abstract of In this paper, we delve into the curious relationship between the number of Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and the automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA. While at first glance these two subjects appear to have as much in common as a wrench and a hiking trail, our research team has uncovered a surprisingly strong correlation. By employing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and the US Department of Transportation, we subjected the statistics to rigorous analysis, revealing a correlation coefficient of 0.9647516 with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2012 to 2021. This unforeseen association prompts us to contemplate whether those knowledgeable in maintaining recreational parks unknowingly possess skills that influence the production of luxury automobiles. As we navigate through this unexpected link, we aim to provide insights and spark further investigation into the perplexing bond between higher education in leisure management and vehicular malfunctions.
ChatGPT:
Master's degrees in Parks & Recreation, automotive recalls, correlation, Mercedes-Benz USA, National Center for Education Statistics, US Department of Transportation, correlation coefficient, p-value, leisure management, higher education, vehicular malfunctions, luxury automobiles
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Master's degrees awarded in Parks & RecreationDetailed data title: Master's degrees conferred by postsecondary institutions in Parks, recreation, leisure, fitness, and kinesiology
Source: National Center for Education Statistics
See what else correlates with Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation
Automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA
Detailed data title: Automotive recals issued by Mercedes-Benz USA
Source: US DOT
See what else correlates with Automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.9307457 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 93.1% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation) over the 10 years from 2012 through 2021.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 6.5E-6. 0.0000064720881666805070000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.96 in 0.00065% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 154,510 random variables You don't actually need 154 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 9 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 9 because we have two variables measured over a period of 10 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.85, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | |
Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation (Degrees awarded) | 7047 | 7139 | 7609 | 7654 | 8268 | 8651 | 9010 | 8963 | 9108 | 9880 |
Automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA (Recalls) | 8 | 4 | 6 | 18 | 23 | 38 | 39 | 33 | 38 | 49 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves.
Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([7047,7139,7609,7654,8268,8651,9010,8963,9108,9880,])
array_2 = np.array([8,4,6,18,23,38,39,33,38,49,])
array_1_name = "Master's degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation"
array_2_name = "Automotive recalls issued by Mercedes-Benz USA"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 1931 · Black Variable ID: 1333 · Red Variable ID: 1122