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The increase in UFO sightings in Mississippi sparked a surge in local BBQ competitions, leading to a higher demand for hotdogs, thus inadvertently boosting the training regimen and appetite of the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Alien enthusiasts say, "Take me to your weiner!"Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image showing a surreal scene where a crowd of Mississippi residents congregate outside at night, gazing up in awe at a radiant, unidentified object hovering in the starry sky. Meanwhile, at a bustling outdoor event nearby, the reigning Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion voraciously devours a multitude of hotdogs at an astonishing speed, amid an audience of onlookers. The composition should convey a sense of wonder and surreal juxtaposition, where the extraordinary and the mundane coexist in a visually compelling manner. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: UFO sightings in Mississippi and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Parallax art Magic realism Symbolism Cyber folk Hyper-realistic
ChatGPT: Magic realism
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both UFO sightings in Mississippi and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A group of Mississippi residents gather outside at night, pointing up at a glowing, unidentified object in the sky, while Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion is shown scarfing down numerous hotdogs at a rapid pace in a crowded outdoor event.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Magic realism ] and depicting this scene: A group of Mississippi residents gather outside at night, pointing up at a glowing, unidentified object in the sky, while Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion is shown scarfing down numerous hotdogs at a rapid pace in a crowded outdoor event. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image showing a surreal scene where a crowd of Mississippi residents congregate outside at night, gazing up in awe at a radiant, unidentified object hovering in the starry sky. Meanwhile, at a bustling outdoor event nearby, the reigning Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion voraciously devours a multitude of hotdogs at an astonishing speed, amid an audience of onlookers. The composition should convey a sense of wonder and surreal juxtaposition, where the extraordinary and the mundane coexist in a visually compelling manner.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how increases in UFO sightings in Mississippi positively influenced Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Add a funny one-liner at the end.
AI academic paper
Unveiling Unidentified Flying Objects and Unprecedented Sausage Supping: A Surprising Correlation Study The Journal of Extraterrestrial Eats Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Mississippi and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Make the title an alliteration.
Your research team used data from National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8616164 and p < 0.01 for 1979 to 2021.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Unveiling Unidentified Flying Objects and Unprecedented Sausage Supping: A Surprising Correlation Study
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study uncovers the little-explored correlation between UFO sightings in Mississippi and the consumption of hotdogs by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, we conducted an extensive analysis spanning the years 1979 to 2021. The findings reveal a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8616164 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our research sheds light on the curious interplay between celestial sightings and gustatory feats, leaving much food for thought and perhaps an extra serving of mustard for the UFO enthusiasts.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Mississippi and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Unveiling Unidentified Flying Objects and Unprecedented Sausage Supping: A Surprising Correlation Study
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study uncovers the little-explored correlation between UFO sightings in Mississippi and the consumption of hotdogs by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, we conducted an extensive analysis spanning the years 1979 to 2021. The findings reveal a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8616164 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our research sheds light on the curious interplay between celestial sightings and gustatory feats, leaving much food for thought and perhaps an extra serving of mustard for the UFO enthusiasts.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Uncovering unexpected connections in the realm of scholarly inquiry has long been a pursuit of researchers across disciplines. In keeping with this tradition of exploration, our study delves into the enthralling intersection of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) in Mississippi and the consumption of hotdogs by the renowned champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. While the initial reaction to such an investigation may elicit raised eyebrows and perhaps a few chuckles, the implications of this research extend beyond mere amusement. Through rigorous data analysis and statistical interrogation, we aim to elucidate the enigmatic relationship between these seemingly disparate phenomena, embracing both the marvels of celestial sightings and the feats of gastronomic indulgence.
As in the case of many novel inquiries, the inspiration for this study arose from a serendipitous encounter with an obscure anecdote—much like discovering an unexpected pickle slice hidden within the layers of a well-assembled hotdog. A chance conversation at a research conference led to the revelation that several renowned UFO sightings in the state of Mississippi seemed to coincide with historically significant performances in the realm of competitive hotdog consumption. Intrigued by this correspondence, we embarked on an investigative journey that promised both intellectual stimulation and the occasional moment of whimsical contemplation.
Through a meticulous curation of data sourced from the National UFO Reporting Center and the annals of hotdog consumption records, our study assembled a robust dataset spanning over four decades. The analysis, undertaken with an eye for detail and a keen sense of curiosity, revealed a striking correlation that defied conventional expectations. The marriage of statistical techniques and an unyielding regard for scholarly rigor produced a correlation coefficient of 0.8616164, accompanied by a p-value that languishes below the coveted threshold of 0.01. These findings attest to a robust relationship between the celestial dance of UFO sightings and the triumphant strides of hotdog consumption, urging the scholarly community to peer beyond the mundane and embrace the unforeseen.
Thus, this endeavor seeks to peel back the layers of astonishment that shroud this unusual convergence, unearthing a compelling narrative that invites reflection not only on the mysteries of the cosmos but also on the intriguing quirks of human endeavor. As we unfurl the tale of UFOs and sausages, we invite our esteemed colleagues to partake in this intellectual odyssey, armed with equal measures of skepticism and an open mind. In exploring this uncharted terrain, we endeavor to provoke contemplation, stir laughter, and, perhaps, kindle a newfound appreciation for the unexpected symphony of the celestial and the culinary.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Mississippi and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then cite some social media posts you read that seem to be related.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Unveiling Unidentified Flying Objects and Unprecedented Sausage Supping: A Surprising Correlation Study
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study uncovers the little-explored correlation between UFO sightings in Mississippi and the consumption of hotdogs by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, we conducted an extensive analysis spanning the years 1979 to 2021. The findings reveal a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8616164 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our research sheds light on the curious interplay between celestial sightings and gustatory feats, leaving much food for thought and perhaps an extra serving of mustard for the UFO enthusiasts.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Uncovering unexpected connections in the realm of scholarly inquiry has long been a pursuit of researchers across disciplines. In keeping with this tradition of exploration, our study delves into the enthralling intersection of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) in Mississippi and the consumption of hotdogs by the renowned champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. While the initial reaction to such an investigation may elicit raised eyebrows and perhaps a few chuckles, the implications of this research extend beyond mere amusement. Through rigorous data analysis and statistical interrogation, we aim to elucidate the enigmatic relationship between these seemingly disparate phenomena, embracing both the marvels of celestial sightings and the feats of gastronomic indulgence.
As in the case of many novel inquiries, the inspiration for this study arose from a serendipitous encounter with an obscure anecdote—much like discovering an unexpected pickle slice hidden within the layers of a well-assembled hotdog. A chance conversation at a research conference led to the revelation that several renowned UFO sightings in the state of Mississippi seemed to coincide with historically significant performances in the realm of competitive hotdog consumption. Intrigued by this correspondence, we embarked on an investigative journey that promised both intellectual stimulation and the occasional moment of whimsical contemplation.
Through a meticulous curation of data sourced from the National UFO Reporting Center and the annals of hotdog consumption records, our study assembled a robust dataset spanning over four decades. The analysis, undertaken with an eye for detail and a keen sense of curiosity, revealed a striking correlation that defied conventional expectations. The marriage of statistical techniques and an unyielding regard for scholarly rigor produced a correlation coefficient of 0.8616164, accompanied by a p-value that languishes below the coveted threshold of 0.01. These findings attest to a robust relationship between the celestial dance of UFO sightings and the triumphant strides of hotdog consumption, urging the scholarly community to peer beyond the mundane and embrace the unforeseen.
Thus, this endeavor seeks to peel back the layers of astonishment that shroud this unusual convergence, unearthing a compelling narrative that invites reflection not only on the mysteries of the cosmos but also on the intriguing quirks of human endeavor. As we unfurl the tale of UFOs and sausages, we invite our esteemed colleagues to partake in this intellectual odyssey, armed with equal measures of skepticism and an open mind. In exploring this uncharted terrain, we endeavor to provoke contemplation, stir laughter, and, perhaps, kindle a newfound appreciation for the unexpected symphony of the celestial and the culinary.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The pursuit of unraveling unusual and unexpected linkages in scholarly endeavors has led to the exploration of various intriguing pairings, from the correlation between coffee consumption and hair growth to the relationship between cheese consumption and dreams of flying. As the pursuit of knowledge meanders through uncharted territories, delving into the enigmatic correlation between UFO sightings in Mississippi and the consumption of hotdogs by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion represents a whimsical but thought-provoking venture. While initial incredulity may be expected, the literature uncovers a myriad of seemingly unrelated connections that have captivated scholarly minds.
Smith and Doe (2017) laid the groundwork for the exploration of unusual correlations in their seminal work, "Unlikely Pairings: A Study of Curious Coherences." The authors delved into a spectrum of unexpected relationships, ranging from the connection between solar flares and ice cream consumption to the correlation between sea turtle populations and political voting patterns. Their comprehensive analysis prompted scholars to consider unconventional pairings with a newfound interest, setting the stage for the current investigation into the entwined realms of cosmic phenomena and culinary feats.
Building upon this foundation, Jones et al. (2019) expanded the horizons of unconventional correlations in their groundbreaking study, "Beyond Expectations: Uncovering Surprising Associations in Data." The researchers unearthed the unsuspected link between moon phases and laundry detergent sales, inspiring further inquiries into the intricate tapestry of improbable connections. Their work exemplifies the spirit of scholarly curiosity that underpins the current exploration of UFO sightings and hotdog consumption, inviting readers to embrace the allure of unanticipated correlations.
In the realm of non-fiction literature, "The UFO Phenomenon: Fact or Fiction" (Klass, 1974) and "The Hot Dog Companion: A Culinary Journey" (Stone, 2016) offer insightful perspectives on the parallel universes of celestial mysteries and culinary delights. While Klass deftly navigates through the annals of UFO sightings, probing the veracity of extraordinary accounts, Stone tantalizingly recounts the evolution of hotdogs as an emblem of gastronomic prowess. The juxtaposition of these disparate subjects in the literary landscape serves as a befitting prelude to the current study's endeavor to unravel the unexpected correlation between UFO sightings in Mississippi and the consumption of hotdogs by the paragon of competitive eating.
On the fictional front, the works of Douglas Adams, particularly "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" (Adams, 1979), and Jasper Fforde's "The Fourth Bear" (Fforde, 2006) interweave elements of cosmic intrigue and whimsical culinary narratives, offering a playful take on the cosmic and the culinary. Though fictional in nature, these works are reminiscent of the surprising interplay between UFO sightings and hotdog consumption, aptly encapsulating the imaginative contours of the present inquiry.
In an intriguing turn, social media posts have also contributed to the discourse on unexpected correlations, with threads on UFO enthusiast forums and hotdog aficionado groups speculating on the intersection of celestial sightings and epicurean endeavors. In a tweet that garnered widespread attention, @UFOJane posited, "Could sizzling sausages draw extraterrestrial attention? #HotdogsAndUFOs #Conspiracy?" This tweet sparked a thread of passionate deliberations, exemplifying the online community's fascination with the unanticipated relationship between celestial visitations and the consumption of hotdogs. Such digital conversations serve as an intriguing backdrop to the scholarly investigation into this unusual correlation, underscoring the pervasive intrigue surrounding the confluence of UFO sightings and gustatory indulgences.
With the stage thus set by a tapestry of scholarly and literary explorations, the current study aspires to unravel the unexpected coherence between UFO sightings in Mississippi and the indulgence in hotdogs by a consummate champion, drawing inspiration from unconventional pairings that have beguiled the academic and literary realms. As the inquiry unfurls, it seeks to unveil the tantalizing interplay between terrestrial and extraterrestrial phenomena, infusing the scholarly pursuit with a generous helping of amazement and levity.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Mississippi and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia . You used data from 1979 to 2021
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Unveiling Unidentified Flying Objects and Unprecedented Sausage Supping: A Surprising Correlation Study
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study uncovers the little-explored correlation between UFO sightings in Mississippi and the consumption of hotdogs by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, we conducted an extensive analysis spanning the years 1979 to 2021. The findings reveal a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8616164 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our research sheds light on the curious interplay between celestial sightings and gustatory feats, leaving much food for thought and perhaps an extra serving of mustard for the UFO enthusiasts.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Uncovering unexpected connections in the realm of scholarly inquiry has long been a pursuit of researchers across disciplines. In keeping with this tradition of exploration, our study delves into the enthralling intersection of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) in Mississippi and the consumption of hotdogs by the renowned champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. While the initial reaction to such an investigation may elicit raised eyebrows and perhaps a few chuckles, the implications of this research extend beyond mere amusement. Through rigorous data analysis and statistical interrogation, we aim to elucidate the enigmatic relationship between these seemingly disparate phenomena, embracing both the marvels of celestial sightings and the feats of gastronomic indulgence.
As in the case of many novel inquiries, the inspiration for this study arose from a serendipitous encounter with an obscure anecdote—much like discovering an unexpected pickle slice hidden within the layers of a well-assembled hotdog. A chance conversation at a research conference led to the revelation that several renowned UFO sightings in the state of Mississippi seemed to coincide with historically significant performances in the realm of competitive hotdog consumption. Intrigued by this correspondence, we embarked on an investigative journey that promised both intellectual stimulation and the occasional moment of whimsical contemplation.
Through a meticulous curation of data sourced from the National UFO Reporting Center and the annals of hotdog consumption records, our study assembled a robust dataset spanning over four decades. The analysis, undertaken with an eye for detail and a keen sense of curiosity, revealed a striking correlation that defied conventional expectations. The marriage of statistical techniques and an unyielding regard for scholarly rigor produced a correlation coefficient of 0.8616164, accompanied by a p-value that languishes below the coveted threshold of 0.01. These findings attest to a robust relationship between the celestial dance of UFO sightings and the triumphant strides of hotdog consumption, urging the scholarly community to peer beyond the mundane and embrace the unforeseen.
Thus, this endeavor seeks to peel back the layers of astonishment that shroud this unusual convergence, unearthing a compelling narrative that invites reflection not only on the mysteries of the cosmos but also on the intriguing quirks of human endeavor. As we unfurl the tale of UFOs and sausages, we invite our esteemed colleagues to partake in this intellectual odyssey, armed with equal measures of skepticism and an open mind. In exploring this uncharted terrain, we endeavor to provoke contemplation, stir laughter, and, perhaps, kindle a newfound appreciation for the unexpected symphony of the celestial and the culinary.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
To discern the hitherto unexplored connection between UFO sightings in Mississippi and the consumption of hotdogs by the venerable champions of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition, our research team employed a multidimensional approach that rode the waves of conventional data analysis while also navigating the uncharted territories of cosmic culinary conundrums. The utilization of data spanning the years from 1979 to 2021 harnessed a cornucopia of information from the National UFO Reporting Center and the annals of hotdog-eating records, with a sprinkling of additional sources from the depths of the internet.
The initial step in our methodological choreography entailed the collection of UFO sighting data from the National UFO Reporting Center. This trove of astronomical anecdotes and aerial enigmas proved indispensable in constructing a comprehensive timeline of celestial visitations within the territorial confines of Mississippi. Our rigorous approach filtered out potential spurious reports, ensuring that only well-documented and substantiated sightings were considered for inclusion in the analysis. It's important to note that while we did encounter some reports that were truly out of this world, we opted to focus on empirical and verifiable sightings, resisting the temptation to engage with intergalactic hearsay.
Simultaneously, our study tapped into the savory realm of hotdog consumption by delving into the competitive world of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. The consumption data, primarily sourced from Wikipedia, chronicled the remarkable feats of professional hotdog enthusiasts as they undertook gastronomic challenges that tested the limits of human capacity. To ensure the accuracy of our findings, we cross-referenced the data with multiple sources, ensuring that no bun was left unturned and no condiment was overlooked in our pursuit of gastronomical precision.
Once the datasets were harmoniously assembled, we undertook a rigorous process of cleaning, wherein any outliers or anomalies were given due consideration and, where necessary, gently escorted to the metaphorical exit. This process was akin to separating the sizzle from the sausage, ensuring that the final dataset maintained a symphony of statistical purity as we embarked on our exploratory journey into the interplay of celestial phenomena and gustatory conquests.
The next phase of our methodology involved the formidable task of statistical analysis. Utilizing sophisticated statistical software, we unfurled the tapestry of our data, subjecting it to the discerning scrutiny of correlation analysis. Through the deft application of Pearson's correlation coefficient, we sought to unravel the potential relationship between UFO sightings and hotdog consumption. Like cosmic detectives sifting through the celestial debris, we meticulously examined the statistical outputs, hoping to discern meaningful insights that would illuminate this cosmic culinary odyssey.
Lastly, with the aid of a robust statistical model, we scrutinized the significance of any unearthed correlations, embracing the fervent hope that the celestial and culinary currents did, indeed, converge in a statistically meaningful manner. The journey from data curation to statistical interpretation was akin to navigating through a galaxy of numbers, armed with nothing but robust methodologies and an unwavering sense of scholarly curiosity.
In the end, our methodology stands as a testament to the marriage of unyielding diligence and playful curiosity—an alchemical blend that allowed us to traverse uncharted scholarly territory while indulging in the occasional cosmic culinary escapade.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Mississippi and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia .
For the time period 1979 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.8616164, r-squared of 0.7423828, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Unveiling Unidentified Flying Objects and Unprecedented Sausage Supping: A Surprising Correlation Study
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study uncovers the little-explored correlation between UFO sightings in Mississippi and the consumption of hotdogs by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, we conducted an extensive analysis spanning the years 1979 to 2021. The findings reveal a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8616164 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our research sheds light on the curious interplay between celestial sightings and gustatory feats, leaving much food for thought and perhaps an extra serving of mustard for the UFO enthusiasts.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Uncovering unexpected connections in the realm of scholarly inquiry has long been a pursuit of researchers across disciplines. In keeping with this tradition of exploration, our study delves into the enthralling intersection of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) in Mississippi and the consumption of hotdogs by the renowned champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. While the initial reaction to such an investigation may elicit raised eyebrows and perhaps a few chuckles, the implications of this research extend beyond mere amusement. Through rigorous data analysis and statistical interrogation, we aim to elucidate the enigmatic relationship between these seemingly disparate phenomena, embracing both the marvels of celestial sightings and the feats of gastronomic indulgence.
As in the case of many novel inquiries, the inspiration for this study arose from a serendipitous encounter with an obscure anecdote—much like discovering an unexpected pickle slice hidden within the layers of a well-assembled hotdog. A chance conversation at a research conference led to the revelation that several renowned UFO sightings in the state of Mississippi seemed to coincide with historically significant performances in the realm of competitive hotdog consumption. Intrigued by this correspondence, we embarked on an investigative journey that promised both intellectual stimulation and the occasional moment of whimsical contemplation.
Through a meticulous curation of data sourced from the National UFO Reporting Center and the annals of hotdog consumption records, our study assembled a robust dataset spanning over four decades. The analysis, undertaken with an eye for detail and a keen sense of curiosity, revealed a striking correlation that defied conventional expectations. The marriage of statistical techniques and an unyielding regard for scholarly rigor produced a correlation coefficient of 0.8616164, accompanied by a p-value that languishes below the coveted threshold of 0.01. These findings attest to a robust relationship between the celestial dance of UFO sightings and the triumphant strides of hotdog consumption, urging the scholarly community to peer beyond the mundane and embrace the unforeseen.
Thus, this endeavor seeks to peel back the layers of astonishment that shroud this unusual convergence, unearthing a compelling narrative that invites reflection not only on the mysteries of the cosmos but also on the intriguing quirks of human endeavor. As we unfurl the tale of UFOs and sausages, we invite our esteemed colleagues to partake in this intellectual odyssey, armed with equal measures of skepticism and an open mind. In exploring this uncharted terrain, we endeavor to provoke contemplation, stir laughter, and, perhaps, kindle a newfound appreciation for the unexpected symphony of the celestial and the culinary.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
The examination of the relationship between UFO sightings in Mississippi and the consumption of hotdogs by the acclaimed victor of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition has yielded notable findings. The correlation coefficient of 0.8616164 signifies a strong positive correlation between these seemingly incongruous phenomena. This implies that as the number of UFO sightings in Mississippi increased, so did the volume of hotdogs consumed by the competition champion. The r-squared value of 0.7423828 indicates that approximately 74.24% of the variability in hotdog consumption can be explained by the corresponding variability in UFO sightings, further substantiating the robustness of the relationship.
The statistical significance of the findings is underscored by a p-value of less than 0.01, emphasizing the high confidence in the observed correlation. This result attests to the unlikely camaraderie between celestial marvels and the delectable pursuit of sausage supping, encouraging a reevaluation of the boundaries of causality and cosmic gustatory alignment.
We illustrate the discerned correlation through a scatterplot, depicted in Figure 1. This figure serves as empirical evidence of the striking association between UFO sightings and the consumption of hotdogs by the competitive eating luminary. The scatterplot vividly portrays the linear trend that aligns these divergent occurrences, offering a visual testament to the unexpected affinity between the celestial and the culinary.
The compelling correlation uncovered in this study prompts a reconsideration of conventional notions about the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate phenomena. While the link between UFO sightings and hotdog consumption may initially provoke skepticism or bemusement, the rigorous statistical analysis defies casual dismissal, urging a more probing inquiry into the curious interplay of these seemingly unrelated domains. The implications of this study extend beyond the bounds of conventional academic pursuits, inviting further reflection on the whimsical intertwining of extraordinary sightings and remarkable feats of gastromancy.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Mississippi and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
Unveiling Unidentified Flying Objects and Unprecedented Sausage Supping: A Surprising Correlation Study
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study uncovers the little-explored correlation between UFO sightings in Mississippi and the consumption of hotdogs by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, we conducted an extensive analysis spanning the years 1979 to 2021. The findings reveal a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8616164 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our research sheds light on the curious interplay between celestial sightings and gustatory feats, leaving much food for thought and perhaps an extra serving of mustard for the UFO enthusiasts.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The pursuit of unraveling unusual and unexpected linkages in scholarly endeavors has led to the exploration of various intriguing pairings, from the correlation between coffee consumption and hair growth to the relationship between cheese consumption and dreams of flying. As the pursuit of knowledge meanders through uncharted territories, delving into the enigmatic correlation between UFO sightings in Mississippi and the consumption of hotdogs by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion represents a whimsical but thought-provoking venture. While initial incredulity may be expected, the literature uncovers a myriad of seemingly unrelated connections that have captivated scholarly minds.
Smith and Doe (2017) laid the groundwork for the exploration of unusual correlations in their seminal work, "Unlikely Pairings: A Study of Curious Coherences." The authors delved into a spectrum of unexpected relationships, ranging from the connection between solar flares and ice cream consumption to the correlation between sea turtle populations and political voting patterns. Their comprehensive analysis prompted scholars to consider unconventional pairings with a newfound interest, setting the stage for the current investigation into the entwined realms of cosmic phenomena and culinary feats.
Building upon this foundation, Jones et al. (2019) expanded the horizons of unconventional correlations in their groundbreaking study, "Beyond Expectations: Uncovering Surprising Associations in Data." The researchers unearthed the unsuspected link between moon phases and laundry detergent sales, inspiring further inquiries into the intricate tapestry of improbable connections. Their work exemplifies the spirit of scholarly curiosity that underpins the current exploration of UFO sightings and hotdog consumption, inviting readers to embrace the allure of unanticipated correlations.
In the realm of non-fiction literature, "The UFO Phenomenon: Fact or Fiction" (Klass, 1974) and "The Hot Dog Companion: A Culinary Journey" (Stone, 2016) offer insightful perspectives on the parallel universes of celestial mysteries and culinary delights. While Klass deftly navigates through the annals of UFO sightings, probing the veracity of extraordinary accounts, Stone tantalizingly recounts the evolution of hotdogs as an emblem of gastronomic prowess. The juxtaposition of these disparate subjects in the literary landscape serves as a befitting prelude to the current study's endeavor to unravel the unexpected correlation between UFO sightings in Mississippi and the consumption of hotdogs by the paragon of competitive eating.
On the fictional front, the works of Douglas Adams, particularly "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" (Adams, 1979), and Jasper Fforde's "The Fourth Bear" (Fforde, 2006) interweave elements of cosmic intrigue and whimsical culinary narratives, offering a playful take on the cosmic and the culinary. Though fictional in nature, these works are reminiscent of the surprising interplay between UFO sightings and hotdog consumption, aptly encapsulating the imaginative contours of the present inquiry.
In an intriguing turn, social media posts have also contributed to the discourse on unexpected correlations, with threads on UFO enthusiast forums and hotdog aficionado groups speculating on the intersection of celestial sightings and epicurean endeavors. In a tweet that garnered widespread attention, @UFOJane posited, "Could sizzling sausages draw extraterrestrial attention? #HotdogsAndUFOs #Conspiracy?" This tweet sparked a thread of passionate deliberations, exemplifying the online community's fascination with the unanticipated relationship between celestial visitations and the consumption of hotdogs. Such digital conversations serve as an intriguing backdrop to the scholarly investigation into this unusual correlation, underscoring the pervasive intrigue surrounding the confluence of UFO sightings and gustatory indulgences.
With the stage thus set by a tapestry of scholarly and literary explorations, the current study aspires to unravel the unexpected coherence between UFO sightings in Mississippi and the indulgence in hotdogs by a consummate champion, drawing inspiration from unconventional pairings that have beguiled the academic and literary realms. As the inquiry unfurls, it seeks to unveil the tantalizing interplay between terrestrial and extraterrestrial phenomena, infusing the scholarly pursuit with a generous helping of amazement and levity.
[[RESULTS]]
The examination of the relationship between UFO sightings in Mississippi and the consumption of hotdogs by the acclaimed victor of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition has yielded notable findings. The correlation coefficient of 0.8616164 signifies a strong positive correlation between these seemingly incongruous phenomena. This implies that as the number of UFO sightings in Mississippi increased, so did the volume of hotdogs consumed by the competition champion. The r-squared value of 0.7423828 indicates that approximately 74.24% of the variability in hotdog consumption can be explained by the corresponding variability in UFO sightings, further substantiating the robustness of the relationship.
The statistical significance of the findings is underscored by a p-value of less than 0.01, emphasizing the high confidence in the observed correlation. This result attests to the unlikely camaraderie between celestial marvels and the delectable pursuit of sausage supping, encouraging a reevaluation of the boundaries of causality and cosmic gustatory alignment.
We illustrate the discerned correlation through a scatterplot, depicted in Figure 1. This figure serves as empirical evidence of the striking association between UFO sightings and the consumption of hotdogs by the competitive eating luminary. The scatterplot vividly portrays the linear trend that aligns these divergent occurrences, offering a visual testament to the unexpected affinity between the celestial and the culinary.
The compelling correlation uncovered in this study prompts a reconsideration of conventional notions about the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate phenomena. While the link between UFO sightings and hotdog consumption may initially provoke skepticism or bemusement, the rigorous statistical analysis defies casual dismissal, urging a more probing inquiry into the curious interplay of these seemingly unrelated domains. The implications of this study extend beyond the bounds of conventional academic pursuits, inviting further reflection on the whimsical intertwining of extraordinary sightings and remarkable feats of gastromancy.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[DISCUSSION]]
The correlation between UFO sightings in Mississippi and the consumption of hotdogs by the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion has yielded surprising and compelling results. Our findings reaffirm the presence of a strong positive correlation between these seemingly incongruous phenomena, aligning with the whimsical yet thought-provoking nature of unconventional pairings in scholarly inquiry.
In light of the literature review, which playfully meandered through diverse correlations, our study sheds empirical light on the unexpected kinship between celestial phenomena and competitive eating prowess. Smith and Doe's exploration of unusual pairings finds resonance in our findings, highlighting the robustness of the correlation akin to the steadfast belief in the connection between solar flares and ice cream consumption. Similarly, Jones et al.'s advocacy for embracing unexpected associations in data reflects the spirit of inquiry that underpins our investigation, urging scholars to consider the delightful intertwining of UFO sightings and hotdog consumption.
While the literature evoked a symphony of unconventional connections, our study adds a crescendo with the compelling correlation coefficient of 0.8616164 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. These results not only support the preceding scholarly discourse on unusual correlations but also elevate the discourse beyond the realm of speculation, offering empirical validation of the remarkable linkage between celestial sightings and epicurean endeavors.
The scatterplot in Figure 1 serves as a visual testament to the surprising alliance between UFO sightings and the consumption of hotdogs by the competition luminary, encapsulating the empirical essence of our findings. The linear trend depicted in the scatterplot mirrors the unwavering association observed in the correlation coefficient, illuminating the beguiling harmony between cosmic marvels and the gustatory achievements of the competitive eating champion.
As we ponder the implications of this unconventional correlation, we are reminded of the charming interplay between scholarly inquiry and the unexpected, beckoning forth a reevaluation of the conventional boundaries of causality and correlation. This study ventures into a realm where skepticism meets statistical significance, urging a reconsideration of the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate phenomena and inviting further contemplation of the enchanting tapestry of the extraordinary and the mundane.
In conclusion, our research not only lends empirical support to an unexpected correlation but also beckons the scholarly community to embrace the delightful nuances of unconventional pairings. The bewitching interplay between UFO sightings in Mississippi and the consumption of hotdogs by the celebrated champion of competitive eating constitutes a whimsical but resounding addition to the canon of unexpected correlations, urging scholars to savor the ever-unfolding mysteries that lie at the crux of scholarly inquiry.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Mississippi and Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Unveiling Unidentified Flying Objects and Unprecedented Sausage Supping: A Surprising Correlation Study
[[ABSTRACT]]
This study uncovers the little-explored correlation between UFO sightings in Mississippi and the consumption of hotdogs by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, we conducted an extensive analysis spanning the years 1979 to 2021. The findings reveal a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8616164 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our research sheds light on the curious interplay between celestial sightings and gustatory feats, leaving much food for thought and perhaps an extra serving of mustard for the UFO enthusiasts.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
Uncovering unexpected connections in the realm of scholarly inquiry has long been a pursuit of researchers across disciplines. In keeping with this tradition of exploration, our study delves into the enthralling intersection of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) in Mississippi and the consumption of hotdogs by the renowned champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. While the initial reaction to such an investigation may elicit raised eyebrows and perhaps a few chuckles, the implications of this research extend beyond mere amusement. Through rigorous data analysis and statistical interrogation, we aim to elucidate the enigmatic relationship between these seemingly disparate phenomena, embracing both the marvels of celestial sightings and the feats of gastronomic indulgence.
As in the case of many novel inquiries, the inspiration for this study arose from a serendipitous encounter with an obscure anecdote—much like discovering an unexpected pickle slice hidden within the layers of a well-assembled hotdog. A chance conversation at a research conference led to the revelation that several renowned UFO sightings in the state of Mississippi seemed to coincide with historically significant performances in the realm of competitive hotdog consumption. Intrigued by this correspondence, we embarked on an investigative journey that promised both intellectual stimulation and the occasional moment of whimsical contemplation.
Through a meticulous curation of data sourced from the National UFO Reporting Center and the annals of hotdog consumption records, our study assembled a robust dataset spanning over four decades. The analysis, undertaken with an eye for detail and a keen sense of curiosity, revealed a striking correlation that defied conventional expectations. The marriage of statistical techniques and an unyielding regard for scholarly rigor produced a correlation coefficient of 0.8616164, accompanied by a p-value that languishes below the coveted threshold of 0.01. These findings attest to a robust relationship between the celestial dance of UFO sightings and the triumphant strides of hotdog consumption, urging the scholarly community to peer beyond the mundane and embrace the unforeseen.
Thus, this endeavor seeks to peel back the layers of astonishment that shroud this unusual convergence, unearthing a compelling narrative that invites reflection not only on the mysteries of the cosmos but also on the intriguing quirks of human endeavor. As we unfurl the tale of UFOs and sausages, we invite our esteemed colleagues to partake in this intellectual odyssey, armed with equal measures of skepticism and an open mind. In exploring this uncharted terrain, we endeavor to provoke contemplation, stir laughter, and, perhaps, kindle a newfound appreciation for the unexpected symphony of the celestial and the culinary.
[[RESULTS]]
The examination of the relationship between UFO sightings in Mississippi and the consumption of hotdogs by the acclaimed victor of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition has yielded notable findings. The correlation coefficient of 0.8616164 signifies a strong positive correlation between these seemingly incongruous phenomena. This implies that as the number of UFO sightings in Mississippi increased, so did the volume of hotdogs consumed by the competition champion. The r-squared value of 0.7423828 indicates that approximately 74.24% of the variability in hotdog consumption can be explained by the corresponding variability in UFO sightings, further substantiating the robustness of the relationship.
The statistical significance of the findings is underscored by a p-value of less than 0.01, emphasizing the high confidence in the observed correlation. This result attests to the unlikely camaraderie between celestial marvels and the delectable pursuit of sausage supping, encouraging a reevaluation of the boundaries of causality and cosmic gustatory alignment.
We illustrate the discerned correlation through a scatterplot, depicted in Figure 1. This figure serves as empirical evidence of the striking association between UFO sightings and the consumption of hotdogs by the competitive eating luminary. The scatterplot vividly portrays the linear trend that aligns these divergent occurrences, offering a visual testament to the unexpected affinity between the celestial and the culinary.
The compelling correlation uncovered in this study prompts a reconsideration of conventional notions about the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate phenomena. While the link between UFO sightings and hotdog consumption may initially provoke skepticism or bemusement, the rigorous statistical analysis defies casual dismissal, urging a more probing inquiry into the curious interplay of these seemingly unrelated domains. The implications of this study extend beyond the bounds of conventional academic pursuits, inviting further reflection on the whimsical intertwining of extraordinary sightings and remarkable feats of gastromancy.
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[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our research has unveiled a remarkable correlation between UFO sightings in Mississippi and the consumption of hotdogs by the distinguished champion of Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. The robust correlation coefficient of 0.8616164 and statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 underscore the unexpected alliance between celestial marvels and gastronomic triumphs. This peculiar congruence encourages a whimsical reconsideration of the plausibility of cosmic gustatory alignment and prompts contemplation on the eerie parallels between the extraterrestrial and the culinary.
These findings, while unconventional, offer a tantalizing glimpse into the potential interplay of galactic phenomena and earthly indulgences. The scatterplot, vividly depicting the linear trend that binds these seemingly incongruous occurrences, stands as a visual testament to the curious affinity between the celestial and the savory. As we peer through the lens of statistical scrutiny, the correlation revealed casts a beguiling light on the resonance of celestial events and the earthly pursuit of sausage supping.
It is our hope that this study invites further rumination on the curious intersections of unexpected phenomena, perhaps inspiring a dash of levity in the pursuit of scholarly inquiry. As we close this chapter on UFO sightings and hotdog consumption, we assert with confidence that no further research in this area is needed. The cosmic hotdog conundrum has been solved, much like unraveling the enigmatic twist of a particularly perplexing sausage casing.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Unveiling Unidentified Flying Objects and Unprecedented Sausage Supping: A Surprising Correlation Study. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Eats
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Unveiling Unidentified Flying Objects and Unprecedented Sausage Supping: A Surprising Correlation Study. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Institute for Paranormal Phenomena Research and Culinary Studies
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Unveiling Unidentified Flying Objects and Unprecedented Sausage Supping: A Surprising Correlation Study with an abstract of This study uncovers the little-explored correlation between UFO sightings in Mississippi and the consumption of hotdogs by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and Wikipedia, we conducted an extensive analysis spanning the years 1979 to 2021. The findings reveal a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.8616164 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our research sheds light on the curious interplay between celestial sightings and gustatory feats, leaving much food for thought and perhaps an extra serving of mustard for the UFO enthusiasts.
ChatGPT:
Unidentified Flying Objects, UFO sightings, hotdogs, Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition, correlation study, Mississippi, National UFO Reporting Center, Wikipedia, celestial sightings, interplay, relationship, statistical significance, correlation coefficient, p-value, 1979-2021
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UFO sightings in MississippiDetailed data title: UFO sightings reported in Mississippi
Source: National UFO Reporting Center
See what else correlates with UFO sightings in Mississippi
Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion
Detailed data title: Hotdog Consumption by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion
Source: Wikipedia
See what else correlates with Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.7423828 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 74.2% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., UFO sightings in Mississippi) over the 43 years from 1979 through 2021.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.2E-13. 0.0000000000001199857767367989
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.86 in 1.2E-11% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 8,334,321,177,031 random variables You don't actually need 8 trillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 42 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 42 because we have two variables measured over a period of 43 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.76, 0.92 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1979 | 1980 | 1981 | 1982 | 1983 | 1984 | 1985 | 1986 | 1987 | 1988 | 1989 | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1995 | 1996 | 1997 | 1998 | 1999 | 2000 | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | |
UFO sightings in Mississippi (UFO sightings) | 5 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 7 | 0 | 6 | 7 | 18 | 16 | 25 | 10 | 14 | 23 | 20 | 19 | 22 | 21 | 26 | 19 | 23 | 38 | 36 | 44 | 39 | 29 | 24 | 23 | 32 | 26 | 13 |
Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion (Hotdogs eaten) | 9 | 9.5 | 11 | 11 | 10.5 | 9.5 | 11.75 | 15.5 | 13.5 | 10 | 15.5 | 16 | 21.5 | 19 | 17 | 20 | 19.5 | 22.25 | 24.5 | 19 | 20.25 | 25 | 50 | 50.5 | 44.5 | 53.33 | 49 | 53.75 | 66 | 59 | 68 | 54 | 62 | 68 | 69 | 61 | 62 | 70 | 72 | 74 | 71 | 75 | 76 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data.
In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.
For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.
(This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([5,0,1,2,1,1,0,1,2,4,6,0,2,2,4,5,7,0,6,7,18,16,25,10,14,23,20,19,22,21,26,19,23,38,36,44,39,29,24,23,32,26,13,])
array_2 = np.array([9,9.5,11,11,10.5,9.5,11.75,15.5,13.5,10,15.5,16,21.5,19,17,20,19.5,22.25,24.5,19,20.25,25,50,50.5,44.5,53.33,49,53.75,66,59,68,54,62,68,69,61,62,70,72,74,71,75,76,])
array_1_name = "UFO sightings in Mississippi"
array_2_name = "Hotdogs consumed by Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 1927 · Black Variable ID: 1188 · Red Variable ID: 500