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People just didn't feel as inclined to car-jack a vehicle if there was a chance it could belong to a Thomas the Tank Engine enthusiast.Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Sure! Here's an improved image generation prompt for the scene you described: Prompt: [ a meme ] Scene: A secure parking lot filled with cars, each sporting a personalized name like "Thomas" displayed prominently on their license plates. Nearby, a digital sign showcases a graph depicting the decreasing popularity of the name "Thomas" over the years. Despite the cars being easily accessible, there is a noticeable decline in motor vehicle thefts in the area. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Popularity of the first name Thomas and Motor vehicle thefts in Maine. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Parallax art Voxel art 3D Pixar Style a meme Art nouveau
ChatGPT: a meme
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Popularity of the first name Thomas and Motor vehicle thefts in Maine, in the following situation: As the name Thomas fell out of favor, so did the tradition of naming cars after people. This led to a decrease in the emotional attachment to vehicles, ultimately making them less desirable for theft. It appears that car thieves just couldn't get behind the wheel of a car named "Thomas the Tank Engine.". Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A group of cars with personalized names such as "Thomas" parked in a secure lot. A sign nearby shows the decreasing popularity of the name "Thomas" over the years. Despite the cars being easily accessible, there is a noticeable decline in motor vehicle thefts in the area.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ a meme ] and depicting this scene: A group of cars with personalized names such as "Thomas" parked in a secure lot. A sign nearby shows the decreasing popularity of the name "Thomas" over the years. Despite the cars being easily accessible, there is a noticeable decline in motor vehicle thefts in the area. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Sure! Here's an improved image generation prompt for the scene you described: Prompt: [ a meme ] Scene: A secure parking lot filled with cars, each sporting a personalized name like "Thomas" displayed prominently on their license plates. Nearby, a digital sign showcases a graph depicting the decreasing popularity of the name "Thomas" over the years. Despite the cars being easily accessible, there is a noticeable decline in motor vehicle thefts in the area.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Popularity of the first name Thomas caused Motor vehicle thefts in Maine to decrease.
AI academic paper
Ain't No Thomas for Crime: The Thievery Tendency of a Trendy Name in Maine The Journal of Linguistic Quirks Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Thomas and Motor vehicle thefts in Maine. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Rhyme words in the title.
Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9792202 and p < 0.01 for 1985 to 2022.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Ain't No "Thomas" for Crime: The Thievery Tendency of a Trendy Name in Maine
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the perplexing link between the popularity of the first name Thomas and motor vehicle thefts in the beautiful state of Maine. We utilized data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to answer this baffling question that has been on everyone's mind (well, at least all the Thomases out there). Our findings revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9792202 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1985 to 2022. Join us in unraveling the puzzling phenomenon, as we delve into the mischievous misadventures associated with the name Thomas and its potential influence on the wheeling and dealing of stolen vehicles in the state of Maine. Let's explore whether it's all just a case of "Tom-foolery" or if there's a wheelie suspect correlation at play!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Thomas and Motor vehicle thefts in Maine. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Ain't No "Thomas" for Crime: The Thievery Tendency of a Trendy Name in Maine
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the perplexing link between the popularity of the first name Thomas and motor vehicle thefts in the beautiful state of Maine. We utilized data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to answer this baffling question that has been on everyone's mind (well, at least all the Thomases out there). Our findings revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9792202 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1985 to 2022. Join us in unraveling the puzzling phenomenon, as we delve into the mischievous misadventures associated with the name Thomas and its potential influence on the wheeling and dealing of stolen vehicles in the state of Maine. Let's explore whether it's all just a case of "Tom-foolery" or if there's a wheelie suspect correlation at play!
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
INTRODUCTION
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for a riveting dive into the captivating conundrum that has eluded scholars, law enforcement, and intrigued Mainers for decades. We are about to embark on a whimsical journey through the realm of nomenclature and crime, as we unravel the mystifying connection between the first name Thomas and motor vehicle thefts in the picturesque state of Maine.
The idea that a name could hold such sway over criminal inclinations may seem as preposterous as a clown car driving through a traffic jam, but our findings suggest that there may be more to this than meets the eye. The state of Maine, known for its lobsters, lighthouses, and Stephen King novels, also seems to harbor a peculiar penchant for motor vehicle thefts associated with the name Thomas. Intrigued? Just wait until you hear the rest.
As researchers, we often find ourselves delving into the unexpected and the inexplicable, and this project has been no exception. With data culled from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we set out to unpack the enigmatic relationship between Thomas and thievery. What we discovered left us astounded, bemused, and just a tad bewildered. Yes, the statistics, much like a questionable magic trick, seemed to reveal a correlation coefficient of 0.9792202 and a p-value so diminutive that it would make even the most skeptical statistician raise an eyebrow.
We invite you to suspend your disbelief and join us as we embark on a journey through the annals of nomenclature and crime in the idyllic state of Maine. We'll explore the potential influence of the name Thomas on the mischievous misadventures associated with motor vehicle thefts, all the while questioning whether it's merely a case of "Tom-foolery" or if there's a more wheelie suspect correlation at play.
So fasten your seatbelts, folks, and get ready to ponder the perplexing phenomenon of "Ain't No 'Thomas' for Crime: The Thievery Tendency of a Trendy Name in Maine." And remember, buckle up – not just for safety, but to prevent any unforeseen "Thomas" from driving off with your wheels!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Thomas and Motor vehicle thefts in Maine. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading CVS receipts.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Ain't No "Thomas" for Crime: The Thievery Tendency of a Trendy Name in Maine
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the perplexing link between the popularity of the first name Thomas and motor vehicle thefts in the beautiful state of Maine. We utilized data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to answer this baffling question that has been on everyone's mind (well, at least all the Thomases out there). Our findings revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9792202 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1985 to 2022. Join us in unraveling the puzzling phenomenon, as we delve into the mischievous misadventures associated with the name Thomas and its potential influence on the wheeling and dealing of stolen vehicles in the state of Maine. Let's explore whether it's all just a case of "Tom-foolery" or if there's a wheelie suspect correlation at play!
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for a riveting dive into the captivating conundrum that has eluded scholars, law enforcement, and intrigued Mainers for decades. We are about to embark on a whimsical journey through the realm of nomenclature and crime, as we unravel the mystifying connection between the first name Thomas and motor vehicle thefts in the picturesque state of Maine.
The idea that a name could hold such sway over criminal inclinations may seem as preposterous as a clown car driving through a traffic jam, but our findings suggest that there may be more to this than meets the eye. The state of Maine, known for its lobsters, lighthouses, and Stephen King novels, also seems to harbor a peculiar penchant for motor vehicle thefts associated with the name Thomas. Intrigued? Just wait until you hear the rest.
As researchers, we often find ourselves delving into the unexpected and the inexplicable, and this project has been no exception. With data culled from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we set out to unpack the enigmatic relationship between Thomas and thievery. What we discovered left us astounded, bemused, and just a tad bewildered. Yes, the statistics, much like a questionable magic trick, seemed to reveal a correlation coefficient of 0.9792202 and a p-value so diminutive that it would make even the most skeptical statistician raise an eyebrow.
We invite you to suspend your disbelief and join us as we embark on a journey through the annals of nomenclature and crime in the idyllic state of Maine. We'll explore the potential influence of the name Thomas on the mischievous misadventures associated with motor vehicle thefts, all the while questioning whether it's merely a case of "Tom-foolery" or if there's a more wheelie suspect correlation at play.
So fasten your seatbelts, folks, and get ready to ponder the perplexing phenomenon of "Ain't No 'Thomas' for Crime: The Thievery Tendency of a Trendy Name in Maine." And remember, buckle up – not just for safety, but to prevent any unforeseen "Thomas" from driving off with your wheels!
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The phenomenon of a name's influence on criminal behavior has long captivated researchers, prompting numerous studies exploring the association between nomenclature and misdeeds. Smith, in "The Influence of Names on Crime," examines historical data to investigate the potential correlation between specific names and unlawful activities, offering insights into the complex interplay of identity and criminal actions. Similarly, Doe's "Nomen est Omen: The Name and Criminal Proclivities" delves into psychological and sociological theories to delineate the intriguing relationship between names and deviant behaviors, shedding light on the multifaceted nature of this perplexing phenomenon.
Further complicating matters, Jones' "The Name Game: Unraveling the Mysteries of Nomenclature and Crime" delves into the socio-cultural implications of names and their potential impact on criminal propensities, emphasizing the need for interdisciplinary perspectives in unraveling the enigmatic connection between nomenclature and nefarious deeds.
Turning to non-fiction works, "Freakonomics" by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner offers a thought-provoking examination of seemingly unrelated phenomena, prompting readers to reassess conventional wisdom and ponder the unexpected correlations in diverse societal domains. Additionally, Malcolm Gladwell's "The Tipping Point" explores the nuanced dynamics of social trends and contagion, providing valuable insights into the complex interplay of factors that shape behavioral patterns within communities.
In the realm of fiction, "The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde" by Robert Louis Stevenson presents a compelling narrative of duality and hidden impulses, serving as a metaphor for the intricate interplay of human nature and societal expectations. Similarly, Agatha Christie's "The ABC Murders" offers a captivating tale of mysterious crimes, showcasing the intricate web of clues and motivations that underpin criminal activities.
In an unorthodox research approach, the authors of this paper have employed a diverse array of unconventional sources, including supermarket receipts, fortune cookies, and the graffiti on bathroom stalls in an attempt to gain a comprehensive understanding of the Thomas name and its potential influence on motor vehicle thefts in Maine. Although unconventional, these sources have provided valuable insights and the occasional laugh, highlighting the whimsical nature of this intriguing investigation.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Thomas and Motor vehicle thefts in Maine. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services . You used data from 1985 to 2022
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Ain't No "Thomas" for Crime: The Thievery Tendency of a Trendy Name in Maine
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the perplexing link between the popularity of the first name Thomas and motor vehicle thefts in the beautiful state of Maine. We utilized data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to answer this baffling question that has been on everyone's mind (well, at least all the Thomases out there). Our findings revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9792202 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1985 to 2022. Join us in unraveling the puzzling phenomenon, as we delve into the mischievous misadventures associated with the name Thomas and its potential influence on the wheeling and dealing of stolen vehicles in the state of Maine. Let's explore whether it's all just a case of "Tom-foolery" or if there's a wheelie suspect correlation at play!
[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for a riveting dive into the captivating conundrum that has eluded scholars, law enforcement, and intrigued Mainers for decades. We are about to embark on a whimsical journey through the realm of nomenclature and crime, as we unravel the mystifying connection between the first name Thomas and motor vehicle thefts in the picturesque state of Maine.
The idea that a name could hold such sway over criminal inclinations may seem as preposterous as a clown car driving through a traffic jam, but our findings suggest that there may be more to this than meets the eye. The state of Maine, known for its lobsters, lighthouses, and Stephen King novels, also seems to harbor a peculiar penchant for motor vehicle thefts associated with the name Thomas. Intrigued? Just wait until you hear the rest.
As researchers, we often find ourselves delving into the unexpected and the inexplicable, and this project has been no exception. With data culled from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we set out to unpack the enigmatic relationship between Thomas and thievery. What we discovered left us astounded, bemused, and just a tad bewildered. Yes, the statistics, much like a questionable magic trick, seemed to reveal a correlation coefficient of 0.9792202 and a p-value so diminutive that it would make even the most skeptical statistician raise an eyebrow.
We invite you to suspend your disbelief and join us as we embark on a journey through the annals of nomenclature and crime in the idyllic state of Maine. We'll explore the potential influence of the name Thomas on the mischievous misadventures associated with motor vehicle thefts, all the while questioning whether it's merely a case of "Tom-foolery" or if there's a more wheelie suspect correlation at play.
So fasten your seatbelts, folks, and get ready to ponder the perplexing phenomenon of "Ain't No 'Thomas' for Crime: The Thievery Tendency of a Trendy Name in Maine." And remember, buckle up – not just for safety, but to prevent any unforeseen "Thomas" from driving off with your wheels!
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
METHODOLOGY
Data Collection:
Our data collection process was as meticulous as trying to find a needle in a haystack – or in this case, a Thomas in the state of Maine. We scoured the vast expanse of the internet, although we must confess that we were not quite as thorough as the infamous Sherlock Holmes. We primarily relied on information from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, as these sources provided the most comprehensive and reliable data on the prevalence of the name Thomas and motor vehicle thefts in Maine.
Selecting the time period from 1985 to 2022 was akin to choosing the perfect wine vintage – it required careful consideration and expertise. This timeframe allowed us to capture the fluctuating trends in the popularity of the name Thomas and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts over nearly four decades, offering a comprehensive overview of the intriguing phenomenon.
Data Analysis:
Our analysis underwent rigorous scrutiny to ensure that it was as solid as the Maine granite coast. We employed a variety of statistical methods, including regression analysis, time series analysis, and correlation tests, to scrutinize the relationship between the frequency of the name Thomas and the occurrences of motor vehicle thefts. Our statistical methods were as precise as a tailor meticulously stitching a bespoke suit, ensuring that our findings were not simply a "loose thread" in the fabric of academia.
The correlation coefficient and p-value were our trusted companions in unraveling the mysterious connection between the name Thomas and motor vehicle thefts. As any good detectives would attest, these statistical measures served as our guiding stars in determining the strength and significance of the relationship. Our calculations left no stone unturned, and the results were as striking as a Maine winter storm – with a correlation coefficient of 0.9792202 and a p-value lower than the likelihood of finding a blue lobster off the coast of Maine.
Ethical Considerations:
As ardent proponents of ethical research practices, we ensured that the privacy and integrity of individuals were safeguarded throughout the data collection and analysis process. As we delved into the intricacies of name popularity and criminal activities, we upheld the highest standards of confidentiality and respect for privacy, much like a diligent guardian protecting the secrets of a well-kept vault.
Our commitment to ethical conduct was unwavering, as we navigated the delicate balance of utilizing public data while maintaining the anonymity of individuals. We approached our research with the same level of sensitivity as an artist delicately working on a masterpiece, ensuring that every step was guided by the principles of integrity and respect.
In conclusion, our methodology was as thorough as an exhaustive Maine lobster roll recipe, with each step carefully crafted to unearth the astonishing relationship between the first name Thomas and motor vehicle thefts in the state of Maine. Our research methods may have been as convoluted as a winding road through the Maine wilderness, but they led us to a conclusion that is as arresting as a Maine sunset – the undeniable correlation between the name Thomas and thievery. And remember, folks, always keep an eye on your vehicles, especially if you spot a mischievous "Thomas" in the vicinity!
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Thomas and Motor vehicle thefts in Maine. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services .
For the time period 1985 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9792202, r-squared of 0.9588722, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Ain't No "Thomas" for Crime: The Thievery Tendency of a Trendy Name in Maine
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the perplexing link between the popularity of the first name Thomas and motor vehicle thefts in the beautiful state of Maine. We utilized data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to answer this baffling question that has been on everyone's mind (well, at least all the Thomases out there). Our findings revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9792202 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1985 to 2022. Join us in unraveling the puzzling phenomenon, as we delve into the mischievous misadventures associated with the name Thomas and its potential influence on the wheeling and dealing of stolen vehicles in the state of Maine. Let's explore whether it's all just a case of "Tom-foolery" or if there's a wheelie suspect correlation at play!
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
INTRODUCTION
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for a riveting dive into the captivating conundrum that has eluded scholars, law enforcement, and intrigued Mainers for decades. We are about to embark on a whimsical journey through the realm of nomenclature and crime, as we unravel the mystifying connection between the first name Thomas and motor vehicle thefts in the picturesque state of Maine.
The idea that a name could hold such sway over criminal inclinations may seem as preposterous as a clown car driving through a traffic jam, but our findings suggest that there may be more to this than meets the eye. The state of Maine, known for its lobsters, lighthouses, and Stephen King novels, also seems to harbor a peculiar penchant for motor vehicle thefts associated with the name Thomas. Intrigued? Just wait until you hear the rest.
As researchers, we often find ourselves delving into the unexpected and the inexplicable, and this project has been no exception. With data culled from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we set out to unpack the enigmatic relationship between Thomas and thievery. What we discovered left us astounded, bemused, and just a tad bewildered. Yes, the statistics, much like a questionable magic trick, seemed to reveal a correlation coefficient of 0.9792202 and a p-value so diminutive that it would make even the most skeptical statistician raise an eyebrow.
We invite you to suspend your disbelief and join us as we embark on a journey through the annals of nomenclature and crime in the idyllic state of Maine. We'll explore the potential influence of the name Thomas on the mischievous misadventures associated with motor vehicle thefts, all the while questioning whether it's merely a case of "Tom-foolery" or if there's a more wheelie suspect correlation at play.
So fasten your seatbelts, folks, and get ready to ponder the perplexing phenomenon of "Ain't No 'Thomas' for Crime: The Thievery Tendency of a Trendy Name in Maine." And remember, buckle up – not just for safety, but to prevent any unforeseen "Thomas" from driving off with your wheels!
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the connection between the popularity of the first name Thomas and motor vehicle thefts in Maine are nothing short of intriguing, if not downright perplexing. After scrutinizing the data collected from 1985 to 2022, we found a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9792202, suggesting a nearly perfect positive linear relationship between the two variables. In layman's terms, it appears that as the popularity of the name Thomas soared, so did the rate of motor vehicle thefts in the state of Maine.
Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.9588722 indicates that approximately 95.89% of the variation in motor vehicle thefts can be explained by the popularity of the name Thomas. This finding, while striking, compels us to delve even deeper into the mysterious machinations at play.
The p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence that the observed correlation is indeed significant and unlikely to have occurred by mere chance. This statistical evidence sternly beckons us to consider the possibility that there may be a genuine association between the name Thomas and the mischievous misadventures of motor vehicle thefts in Maine.
One figure (Fig. 1) captures the essence of our findings as it showcases the robust correlation between the popularity of the first name Thomas and motor vehicle thefts in Maine. Although correlations do not imply causation, the strength of this relationship raises intriguing questions about whether there's more than just a name at play here. Could it be that the name Thomas harbors some mysterious magnetism that lures individuals into the world of car pilfering? Or is this all just a curious case of statistical serendipity? The answers remain as elusive as a car thief in the dead of night.
Bearing these results in mind, the perplexing link between the name Thomas and motor vehicle thefts in Maine invites further exploration and analysis. This unusual association demands a closer examination and raises a plethora of questions that merit careful consideration and contemplation. Join us as we venture forth into the labyrinth of nomenclature and crime, aiming to unravel the enigmatic correlation that has perplexed scholars and Mainers alike. For now, the clues are tantalizing, the mystery is compelling, and we await with bated breath for the day when the name "Thomas" reveals its hidden secrets.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Thomas and Motor vehicle thefts in Maine. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
Ain't No "Thomas" for Crime: The Thievery Tendency of a Trendy Name in Maine
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the perplexing link between the popularity of the first name Thomas and motor vehicle thefts in the beautiful state of Maine. We utilized data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to answer this baffling question that has been on everyone's mind (well, at least all the Thomases out there). Our findings revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9792202 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1985 to 2022. Join us in unraveling the puzzling phenomenon, as we delve into the mischievous misadventures associated with the name Thomas and its potential influence on the wheeling and dealing of stolen vehicles in the state of Maine. Let's explore whether it's all just a case of "Tom-foolery" or if there's a wheelie suspect correlation at play!
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The phenomenon of a name's influence on criminal behavior has long captivated researchers, prompting numerous studies exploring the association between nomenclature and misdeeds. Smith, in "The Influence of Names on Crime," examines historical data to investigate the potential correlation between specific names and unlawful activities, offering insights into the complex interplay of identity and criminal actions. Similarly, Doe's "Nomen est Omen: The Name and Criminal Proclivities" delves into psychological and sociological theories to delineate the intriguing relationship between names and deviant behaviors, shedding light on the multifaceted nature of this perplexing phenomenon.
Further complicating matters, Jones' "The Name Game: Unraveling the Mysteries of Nomenclature and Crime" delves into the socio-cultural implications of names and their potential impact on criminal propensities, emphasizing the need for interdisciplinary perspectives in unraveling the enigmatic connection between nomenclature and nefarious deeds.
Turning to non-fiction works, "Freakonomics" by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner offers a thought-provoking examination of seemingly unrelated phenomena, prompting readers to reassess conventional wisdom and ponder the unexpected correlations in diverse societal domains. Additionally, Malcolm Gladwell's "The Tipping Point" explores the nuanced dynamics of social trends and contagion, providing valuable insights into the complex interplay of factors that shape behavioral patterns within communities.
In the realm of fiction, "The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde" by Robert Louis Stevenson presents a compelling narrative of duality and hidden impulses, serving as a metaphor for the intricate interplay of human nature and societal expectations. Similarly, Agatha Christie's "The ABC Murders" offers a captivating tale of mysterious crimes, showcasing the intricate web of clues and motivations that underpin criminal activities.
In an unorthodox research approach, the authors of this paper have employed a diverse array of unconventional sources, including supermarket receipts, fortune cookies, and the graffiti on bathroom stalls in an attempt to gain a comprehensive understanding of the Thomas name and its potential influence on motor vehicle thefts in Maine. Although unconventional, these sources have provided valuable insights and the occasional laugh, highlighting the whimsical nature of this intriguing investigation.
[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the connection between the popularity of the first name Thomas and motor vehicle thefts in Maine are nothing short of intriguing, if not downright perplexing. After scrutinizing the data collected from 1985 to 2022, we found a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9792202, suggesting a nearly perfect positive linear relationship between the two variables. In layman's terms, it appears that as the popularity of the name Thomas soared, so did the rate of motor vehicle thefts in the state of Maine.
Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.9588722 indicates that approximately 95.89% of the variation in motor vehicle thefts can be explained by the popularity of the name Thomas. This finding, while striking, compels us to delve even deeper into the mysterious machinations at play.
The p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence that the observed correlation is indeed significant and unlikely to have occurred by mere chance. This statistical evidence sternly beckons us to consider the possibility that there may be a genuine association between the name Thomas and the mischievous misadventures of motor vehicle thefts in Maine.
One figure (Fig. 1) captures the essence of our findings as it showcases the robust correlation between the popularity of the first name Thomas and motor vehicle thefts in Maine. Although correlations do not imply causation, the strength of this relationship raises intriguing questions about whether there's more than just a name at play here. Could it be that the name Thomas harbors some mysterious magnetism that lures individuals into the world of car pilfering? Or is this all just a curious case of statistical serendipity? The answers remain as elusive as a car thief in the dead of night.
Bearing these results in mind, the perplexing link between the name Thomas and motor vehicle thefts in Maine invites further exploration and analysis. This unusual association demands a closer examination and raises a plethora of questions that merit careful consideration and contemplation. Join us as we venture forth into the labyrinth of nomenclature and crime, aiming to unravel the enigmatic correlation that has perplexed scholars and Mainers alike. For now, the clues are tantalizing, the mystery is compelling, and we await with bated breath for the day when the name "Thomas" reveals its hidden secrets.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
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[[DISCUSSION]]
The findings of our research raise an eyebrow, if not a whole platoon of them. The remarkably robust correlation coefficient and the p-value akin to finding a needle in a haystack underscore the confounding connection between the popularity of the name Thomas and motor vehicle thefts in the state of Maine.
Our results seem to corroborate the whimsical notions put forth in the literature review. It appears that the notion of "nomen est omen," or "the name is a sign," holds water, or perhaps, gasoline in this case. The works of Smith, Doe, and Jones, which might have sounded like "Tom-foolery" at first, now appear to provide a compelling backdrop to our investigation.
Taking a leaf out of Agatha Christie's "The ABC Murders," one might even wonder if there's a clandestine society of "Thomases" orchestrating heists under the cover of Maine's starlit nights. Could this be a case of life imitating art, or perhaps art predicting life? The plot thickens, much like the exhaust fumes on a cold Maine morning.
The data seems to echo the theory posited in "Freakonomics." Much like the unexpected correlations in Levitt and Dubner's book, our research reveals a surprising nexus, where the popularity of a name seemingly intertwines with criminal propensities. This unexpected finding begs the question: is there a "Thomas Effect" akin to the "The Butterfly Effect," where a seemingly innocuous name sets off a chain of events culminating in the disappearance of a Chevrolet from a Maine driveway?
While the "unconventional" sources we referenced in the literature review might have been brushed off as sheer whimsy, their inclusion appears all the more prescient now. The fortune cookies may have been on to something after all, and the graffiti on bathroom stalls could have been clandestine missives hinting at the enigmatic connection between the "Thomases" and car larceny. As for the supermarket receipts, well, they keep their secrets for now.
In conclusion, our results seem to validate the hunches and oddities put forth in the literature review, underscoring the gravity, or perhaps levity, of the "Thomas" conundrum. To unravel this cryptic correlation, a more in-depth investigation is warranted. Who knows, maybe the "Thomas" mystery will be the next gripping chapter in the annals of "Great Maine Mysteries."
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Thomas and Motor vehicle thefts in Maine. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Ain't No "Thomas" for Crime: The Thievery Tendency of a Trendy Name in Maine
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the perplexing link between the popularity of the first name Thomas and motor vehicle thefts in the beautiful state of Maine. We utilized data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to answer this baffling question that has been on everyone's mind (well, at least all the Thomases out there). Our findings revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9792202 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1985 to 2022. Join us in unraveling the puzzling phenomenon, as we delve into the mischievous misadventures associated with the name Thomas and its potential influence on the wheeling and dealing of stolen vehicles in the state of Maine. Let's explore whether it's all just a case of "Tom-foolery" or if there's a wheelie suspect correlation at play!
[[INTRDUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for a riveting dive into the captivating conundrum that has eluded scholars, law enforcement, and intrigued Mainers for decades. We are about to embark on a whimsical journey through the realm of nomenclature and crime, as we unravel the mystifying connection between the first name Thomas and motor vehicle thefts in the picturesque state of Maine.
The idea that a name could hold such sway over criminal inclinations may seem as preposterous as a clown car driving through a traffic jam, but our findings suggest that there may be more to this than meets the eye. The state of Maine, known for its lobsters, lighthouses, and Stephen King novels, also seems to harbor a peculiar penchant for motor vehicle thefts associated with the name Thomas. Intrigued? Just wait until you hear the rest.
As researchers, we often find ourselves delving into the unexpected and the inexplicable, and this project has been no exception. With data culled from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, we set out to unpack the enigmatic relationship between Thomas and thievery. What we discovered left us astounded, bemused, and just a tad bewildered. Yes, the statistics, much like a questionable magic trick, seemed to reveal a correlation coefficient of 0.9792202 and a p-value so diminutive that it would make even the most skeptical statistician raise an eyebrow.
We invite you to suspend your disbelief and join us as we embark on a journey through the annals of nomenclature and crime in the idyllic state of Maine. We'll explore the potential influence of the name Thomas on the mischievous misadventures associated with motor vehicle thefts, all the while questioning whether it's merely a case of "Tom-foolery" or if there's a more wheelie suspect correlation at play.
So fasten your seatbelts, folks, and get ready to ponder the perplexing phenomenon of "Ain't No 'Thomas' for Crime: The Thievery Tendency of a Trendy Name in Maine." And remember, buckle up – not just for safety, but to prevent any unforeseen "Thomas" from driving off with your wheels!
[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the connection between the popularity of the first name Thomas and motor vehicle thefts in Maine are nothing short of intriguing, if not downright perplexing. After scrutinizing the data collected from 1985 to 2022, we found a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9792202, suggesting a nearly perfect positive linear relationship between the two variables. In layman's terms, it appears that as the popularity of the name Thomas soared, so did the rate of motor vehicle thefts in the state of Maine.
Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.9588722 indicates that approximately 95.89% of the variation in motor vehicle thefts can be explained by the popularity of the name Thomas. This finding, while striking, compels us to delve even deeper into the mysterious machinations at play.
The p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence that the observed correlation is indeed significant and unlikely to have occurred by mere chance. This statistical evidence sternly beckons us to consider the possibility that there may be a genuine association between the name Thomas and the mischievous misadventures of motor vehicle thefts in Maine.
One figure (Fig. 1) captures the essence of our findings as it showcases the robust correlation between the popularity of the first name Thomas and motor vehicle thefts in Maine. Although correlations do not imply causation, the strength of this relationship raises intriguing questions about whether there's more than just a name at play here. Could it be that the name Thomas harbors some mysterious magnetism that lures individuals into the world of car pilfering? Or is this all just a curious case of statistical serendipity? The answers remain as elusive as a car thief in the dead of night.
Bearing these results in mind, the perplexing link between the name Thomas and motor vehicle thefts in Maine invites further exploration and analysis. This unusual association demands a closer examination and raises a plethora of questions that merit careful consideration and contemplation. Join us as we venture forth into the labyrinth of nomenclature and crime, aiming to unravel the enigmatic correlation that has perplexed scholars and Mainers alike. For now, the clues are tantalizing, the mystery is compelling, and we await with bated breath for the day when the name "Thomas" reveals its hidden secrets.
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[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, the intriguing correlation between the popularity of the name Thomas and motor vehicle thefts in Maine has left us pondering the enigmatic influence of nomenclature on criminal behavior. It's as if the name Thomas has an irresistible allure for both newborns and ne'er-do-wells alike. Our findings have unveiled a statistical dance between the name and the mischievous misadventures of car thefts, leaving us scratching our heads like a cat trying to solve a feline crime caper.
While the association does not prove causation, it does raise eyebrows and elicits a fair share of bemusement. Are Mainers inadvertently fueling a grand car theft conspiracy by bestowing the name Thomas upon their progeny? Or could this all be a serendipitous statistical conundrum akin to finding a needle in a haystack made of car keys?
Nevertheless, it's clear that no more research is needed in this area. After all, we've unlocked the curious correlation between the name Thomas and motor vehicle thefts in Maine, leaving no stone unturned and no pun unmade in our exploration of this whimsical conundrum. The case of "Ain't No 'Thomas' for Crime" has been cracked wide open, and like a car without keys, there's no need to keep turning over the engine of inquiry on this matter.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Ain't No Thomas for Crime: The Thievery Tendency of a Trendy Name in Maine. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Linguistic Quirks
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Ain't No Thomas for Crime: The Thievery Tendency of a Trendy Name in Maine. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Society for Quirky Cultural Studies and Analysis
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Ain't No Thomas for Crime: The Thievery Tendency of a Trendy Name in Maine with an abstract of This paper investigates the perplexing link between the popularity of the first name Thomas and motor vehicle thefts in the beautiful state of Maine. We utilized data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to answer this baffling question that has been on everyone's mind (well, at least all the Thomases out there). Our findings revealed a staggering correlation coefficient of 0.9792202 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 1985 to 2022. Join us in unraveling the puzzling phenomenon, as we delve into the mischievous misadventures associated with the name Thomas and its potential influence on the wheeling and dealing of stolen vehicles in the state of Maine. Let's explore whether it's all just a case of "Tom-foolery" or if there's a wheelie suspect correlation at play!
ChatGPT:
Thomas, name popularity, motor vehicle thefts, Maine, US Social Security Administration, FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, correlation coefficient, p-value, 1985-2022, stolen vehicles, crime correlation
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Data details
Popularity of the first name ThomasDetailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Thomas
Source: US Social Security Administration
See what else correlates with Popularity of the first name Thomas
Motor vehicle thefts in Maine
Detailed data title: The motor vehicle theft rate per 100,000 residents in Maine
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Motor vehicle thefts in Maine
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.9588722 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 95.9% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Motor vehicle thefts in Maine) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Thomas) over the 38 years from 1985 through 2022.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.5E-26. 0.0000000000000000000000000153
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.98 in 1.5E-24% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 65,359,477,124,183,009,481,719,808 random variables You don't actually need 65 septillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 37 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 37 because we have two variables measured over a period of 38 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.96, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1985 | 1986 | 1987 | 1988 | 1989 | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1995 | 1996 | 1997 | 1998 | 1999 | 2000 | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | 2022 | |
Popularity of the first name Thomas (Babies born) | 17717 | 17488 | 18261 | 18925 | 18506 | 18269 | 16830 | 15321 | 14895 | 14930 | 14193 | 13834 | 12916 | 12904 | 12811 | 12662 | 12162 | 11307 | 10949 | 10542 | 10050 | 9528 | 8938 | 8363 | 7738 | 7143 | 6934 | 6861 | 6804 | 7044 | 7208 | 7373 | 7188 | 6837 | 6651 | 6443 | 6676 | 6475 |
Motor vehicle thefts in Maine (Motor Vehicle Theft rate) | 165.1 | 164.2 | 173.4 | 204.7 | 183.2 | 176.6 | 163.3 | 144 | 134.4 | 143.2 | 134.8 | 142.9 | 132.2 | 121.3 | 135.2 | 103.7 | 130.1 | 110.4 | 111.2 | 99.1 | 102.3 | 101.9 | 96.9 | 89.6 | 77.5 | 74.5 | 81.1 | 74.6 | 68.6 | 60.2 | 61.2 | 58.3 | 59.4 | 58 | 53.9 | 63.8 | 65.1 | 70.9 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([17717,17488,18261,18925,18506,18269,16830,15321,14895,14930,14193,13834,12916,12904,12811,12662,12162,11307,10949,10542,10050,9528,8938,8363,7738,7143,6934,6861,6804,7044,7208,7373,7188,6837,6651,6443,6676,6475,])
array_2 = np.array([165.1,164.2,173.4,204.7,183.2,176.6,163.3,144,134.4,143.2,134.8,142.9,132.2,121.3,135.2,103.7,130.1,110.4,111.2,99.1,102.3,101.9,96.9,89.6,77.5,74.5,81.1,74.6,68.6,60.2,61.2,58.3,59.4,58,53.9,63.8,65.1,70.9,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Thomas"
array_2_name = "Motor vehicle thefts in Maine"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 1882 · Black Variable ID: 2013 · Red Variable ID: 20138