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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Golden Boot Player's English Premier League Goal Tally and the second variable is The number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota.  The chart goes from 2003 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the Golden Boot Player's goal tally rose, so did the spirits of the English fans. These fans, located all around the world, unknowingly emitted positive sewing energy that somehow made its way to North Dakota, inspiring more people to take up sewing as a hobby or profession. It's like a global wave of stitching enthusiasm sparked by the excitement of football goals!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a serene living room in a cozy North Dakota home where a cybernetic art-themed quilt-making scene comes to life. The room is filled with warm, natural light streaming in from large windows. In the corner, a dynamic sewing machine adorned with cybernetic elements hums rhythmically as a skilled operator intricately crafts a stunning quilt in a mesmerizing pattern. The scene captures the seamless fusion of traditional craftsmanship with futuristic technology, mirroring the steady and skillful operators of North Dakota. In the background, on the TV screen, the electrifying moment of a cybernetically enhanced Golden Boot Player of the English Premier League is frozen in time, celebrating with a vibrant aura as he scores a breathtaking goal, representing the exhilarating competition and achievements in the world of soccer. The image conveys a harmonious blend of technological innovation, craftsmanship, and sporting excellence. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Golden Boot Player's English Premier League Goal Tally and The number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Scalar art A scene from Skyrim Psychedelic Cybernetic art Art nouveau
ChatGPT: Cybernetic art

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Golden Boot Player's English Premier League Goal Tally and The number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a spacious living room of a cozy North Dakota home, a sewing machine hums rhythmically in the corner as a skilled operator meticulously crafts a beautiful quilt. Meanwhile, on the TV screen, the Golden Boot Player of the English Premier League celebrates as he scores a magnificent goal, adding to his impressive tally for the season. The sewing machine operator's diligent work reflects the steady number of operators in North Dakota, while the soccer player's goal tally symbolizes the exciting competition in the English Premier League.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Cybernetic art ] and depicting this scene: In a spacious living room of a cozy North Dakota home, a sewing machine hums rhythmically in the corner as a skilled operator meticulously crafts a beautiful quilt. Meanwhile, on the TV screen, the Golden Boot Player of the English Premier League celebrates as he scores a magnificent goal, adding to his impressive tally for the season. The sewing machine operator's diligent work reflects the steady number of operators in North Dakota, while the soccer player's goal tally symbolizes the exciting competition in the English Premier League. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a serene living room in a cozy North Dakota home where a cybernetic art-themed quilt-making scene comes to life. The room is filled with warm, natural light streaming in from large windows. In the corner, a dynamic sewing machine adorned with cybernetic elements hums rhythmically as a skilled operator intricately crafts a stunning quilt in a mesmerizing pattern. The scene captures the seamless fusion of traditional craftsmanship with futuristic technology, mirroring the steady and skillful operators of North Dakota. In the background, on the TV screen, the electrifying moment of a cybernetically enhanced Golden Boot Player of the English Premier League is frozen in time, celebrating with a vibrant aura as he scores a breathtaking goal, representing the exhilarating competition and achievements in the world of soccer. The image conveys a harmonious blend of technological innovation, craftsmanship, and sporting excellence.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Golden Boot Player's English Premier League Goal Tally caused The number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota to increase. Add a funny one-liner at the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Stitching Together Success: The Thread Between EPL Golden Boot Player's Goal Tally and North Dakota Sewing Machine Operators

Journal of Unlikely Connections

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Golden Boot Player's English Premier League Goal Tally and The number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Include a pun in the title.

Your research team used data from Wikipedia and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.6573893 and p < 0.01 for 2003 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Stitching Together Success: The Thread Between EPL Golden Boot Player's Goal Tally and North Dakota Sewing Machine Operators

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the unexpected yet promising link between the goal tally of the Golden Boot player in the English Premier League and the number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota. Despite initial skepticism, the correlation between these two seemingly unrelated variables is indeed statistically significant. Our research team utilized data from Wikipedia and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to analyze this curious relationship, and we uncovered a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.6573893 with p < 0.01 from 2003 to 2022.

As we unraveled the data, we were left in stitches by the undeniable connection between these divergent entities. In our quest for understanding, we found that the interplay between prolific goal scoring and the craft of sewing is more intertwined than one might imagine - perhaps an indication of the "fabric" of success in unexpected places. Moreover, our findings suggest that the achievements of EPL's top goal scorer and the labor force of North Dakota share a common thread, metaphorically speaking.

In conclusion, our research sheds light on the peculiar but tangible correlation between the lofty goal-scoring endeavors of elite footballers in the English Premier League and the industrious efforts of sewing machine operators in North Dakota. These findings may prompt further explorations into the interwoven nature of success in seemingly disparate domains, stitching together a more comprehensive understanding of the world around us.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Golden Boot Player's English Premier League Goal Tally and The number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Stitching Together Success: The Thread Between EPL Golden Boot Player's Goal Tally and North Dakota Sewing Machine Operators

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the unexpected yet promising link between the goal tally of the Golden Boot player in the English Premier League and the number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota. Despite initial skepticism, the correlation between these two seemingly unrelated variables is indeed statistically significant. Our research team utilized data from Wikipedia and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to analyze this curious relationship, and we uncovered a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.6573893 with p < 0.01 from 2003 to 2022.

As we unraveled the data, we were left in stitches by the undeniable connection between these divergent entities. In our quest for understanding, we found that the interplay between prolific goal scoring and the craft of sewing is more intertwined than one might imagine - perhaps an indication of the "fabric" of success in unexpected places. Moreover, our findings suggest that the achievements of EPL's top goal scorer and the labor force of North Dakota share a common thread, metaphorically speaking.

In conclusion, our research sheds light on the peculiar but tangible correlation between the lofty goal-scoring endeavors of elite footballers in the English Premier League and the industrious efforts of sewing machine operators in North Dakota. These findings may prompt further explorations into the interwoven nature of success in seemingly disparate domains, stitching together a more comprehensive understanding of the world around us.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The intersection of professional sports and regional labor statistics is an unconventional area of inquiry, one that may initially raise eyebrows and elicit a few puzzled looks. Nonetheless, in the realm of empirical analysis, where correlations and patterns are sought and scrutinized, even the most unexpected associations merit investigation. The present study delves into the entwined relationship between the goal tally of the Golden Boot player in the English Premier League (EPL) and the number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota. As we sewk to unravel this connection, it is important to fabricate a strong theoretical basis for our investigation.

At first glance, this seemingly whimsical premise might cause one to exclaim, "That's sew random!" However, as we delve deeper, we hope to demonstrate that this connection is not just a loose thread - pardon the pun - but rather a coherent and statistically significant relationship. As scholars, we are not in the business of spinning yarns but rather of presenting carefully examined evidence.

The concept of a Golden Boot winner excelling at scoring goals and North Dakota's labor force engaged in the mastery of garment creation through sewing may appear as disparate as chalk and cheese. Yet, as we pull the thread of data analysis, we seek to make a compelling case for the intertwined nature of these ostensibly unrelated phenomena. Our study employs a quilter's approach, piecing together disparate elements to form a coherent and illuminating narrative.

In conducting this research, we remain mindful of the need to approach our investigation with the requisite rigor and objectivity. Our aim is not to "sew" together a fanciful tale, but rather to untangle the threads of empirical evidence and present our findings with precision and clarity. So, let us embark on this unusual yet intriguing exploration of the unexpected correlation between top-tier football prowess and the industrious labor force in the northern reaches of the United States.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Golden Boot Player's English Premier League Goal Tally and The number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then you might move on to cartoons and children's shows that you watched for research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Stitching Together Success: The Thread Between EPL Golden Boot Player's Goal Tally and North Dakota Sewing Machine Operators

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the unexpected yet promising link between the goal tally of the Golden Boot player in the English Premier League and the number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota. Despite initial skepticism, the correlation between these two seemingly unrelated variables is indeed statistically significant. Our research team utilized data from Wikipedia and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to analyze this curious relationship, and we uncovered a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.6573893 with p < 0.01 from 2003 to 2022.

As we unraveled the data, we were left in stitches by the undeniable connection between these divergent entities. In our quest for understanding, we found that the interplay between prolific goal scoring and the craft of sewing is more intertwined than one might imagine - perhaps an indication of the "fabric" of success in unexpected places. Moreover, our findings suggest that the achievements of EPL's top goal scorer and the labor force of North Dakota share a common thread, metaphorically speaking.

In conclusion, our research sheds light on the peculiar but tangible correlation between the lofty goal-scoring endeavors of elite footballers in the English Premier League and the industrious efforts of sewing machine operators in North Dakota. These findings may prompt further explorations into the interwoven nature of success in seemingly disparate domains, stitching together a more comprehensive understanding of the world around us.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of professional sports and regional labor statistics is an unconventional area of inquiry, one that may initially raise eyebrows and elicit a few puzzled looks. Nonetheless, in the realm of empirical analysis, where correlations and patterns are sought and scrutinized, even the most unexpected associations merit investigation. The present study delves into the entwined relationship between the goal tally of the Golden Boot player in the English Premier League (EPL) and the number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota. As we sewk to unravel this connection, it is important to fabricate a strong theoretical basis for our investigation.
At first glance, this seemingly whimsical premise might cause one to exclaim, "That's sew random!" However, as we delve deeper, we hope to demonstrate that this connection is not just a loose thread - pardon the pun - but rather a coherent and statistically significant relationship. As scholars, we are not in the business of spinning yarns but rather of presenting carefully examined evidence.
The concept of a Golden Boot winner excelling at scoring goals and North Dakota's labor force engaged in the mastery of garment creation through sewing may appear as disparate as chalk and cheese. Yet, as we pull the thread of data analysis, we seek to make a compelling case for the intertwined nature of these ostensibly unrelated phenomena. Our study employs a quilter's approach, piecing together disparate elements to form a coherent and illuminating narrative.
In conducting this research, we remain mindful of the need to approach our investigation with the requisite rigor and objectivity. Our aim is not to "sew" together a fanciful tale, but rather to untangle the threads of empirical evidence and present our findings with precision and clarity. So, let us embark on this unusual yet intriguing exploration of the unexpected correlation between top-tier football prowess and the industrious labor force in the northern reaches of the United States.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The idea that the goal tally of the Golden Boot player in the English Premier League (EPL) could be correlated with the number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota initially appears as unlikely as finding a needle in a haystack. However, as we embark on this unusual exploration, it is essential to consider the existing body of research that may shed light on this unexpected association.

Smith and Doe (2015) examined the economic impact of professional sports on regional labor markets and found that successful sports franchises can influence employment in related industries. While their work primarily focused on the effect of sports teams on local economies, the notion of a direct link between individual sports performance and specific occupational sectors may provide a theoretical foundation for our investigation.

In "The Economics of Sports," authors Siegfried and Zimbalist offer insights into the broader economic implications of professional sports, presenting compelling arguments for the interconnectedness of athletic achievements and various sectors of the workforce. However, their analysis does not directly address the specific nexus between football accomplishments and the textile industry in a specific U.S. state.

Jones (2018) delved into the psychological factors that drive athletic success, emphasizing the importance of determination and focus in achieving high-level performance. While this study did not explicitly consider the impact of sports achievements on regional employment patterns, it presents a relevant perspective on the mindset and motivation of top-performing athletes, which may indirectly relate to our inquiry.

Moving beyond the realm of academic literature, the widely acclaimed non-fiction work "The Making of the Football Elite" by García-Prieto and Jensen offers an in-depth exploration of the training, tactics, and individual prowess of elite footballers. While the book predominantly focuses on the development of football talent, it does not directly address the potential influence of top goal-scoring achievements on specific occupational sectors outside the sports industry.

On a more whimsical note, the fictional works of "The Seamstress and the Striker" by Williams and "The Fabric of Victory" by Martinez, while not explicitly grounded in empirical research, hint at the intriguing possibility of a narrative connection between the world of football and the textile trade. These works, while firmly situated in the realm of fiction, may provide the spark of imagination necessary to ponder the prospect of an unusual linkage between sports accolades and labor market outcomes.

Furthermore, in delving into pop culture for additional insight, one cannot dismiss the potential influence of children's cartoons, where characters often engage in diverse occupations. While watching "Bob the Builder" and "Sesame Street," it becomes evident that the portrayal of various professions, including construction and crafting, may have a subtle yet influential impact on young viewers. The exposure to diverse career paths at an early age could shape perceptions and attitudes toward the interconnectedness of different fields of endeavor.

In conclusion, while the existing literature offers valuable theoretical and narrative perspectives, the direct examination of the relationship between the goal tally of the Golden Boot player in the English Premier League and the number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota remains largely unexplored. By weaving together insights from diverse sources, we aim to unveil the unexpected yet compelling bond between these seemingly disparate domains.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Golden Boot Player's English Premier League Goal Tally and The number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Wikipedia and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2003 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Stitching Together Success: The Thread Between EPL Golden Boot Player's Goal Tally and North Dakota Sewing Machine Operators

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the unexpected yet promising link between the goal tally of the Golden Boot player in the English Premier League and the number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota. Despite initial skepticism, the correlation between these two seemingly unrelated variables is indeed statistically significant. Our research team utilized data from Wikipedia and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to analyze this curious relationship, and we uncovered a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.6573893 with p < 0.01 from 2003 to 2022.

As we unraveled the data, we were left in stitches by the undeniable connection between these divergent entities. In our quest for understanding, we found that the interplay between prolific goal scoring and the craft of sewing is more intertwined than one might imagine - perhaps an indication of the "fabric" of success in unexpected places. Moreover, our findings suggest that the achievements of EPL's top goal scorer and the labor force of North Dakota share a common thread, metaphorically speaking.

In conclusion, our research sheds light on the peculiar but tangible correlation between the lofty goal-scoring endeavors of elite footballers in the English Premier League and the industrious efforts of sewing machine operators in North Dakota. These findings may prompt further explorations into the interwoven nature of success in seemingly disparate domains, stitching together a more comprehensive understanding of the world around us.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of professional sports and regional labor statistics is an unconventional area of inquiry, one that may initially raise eyebrows and elicit a few puzzled looks. Nonetheless, in the realm of empirical analysis, where correlations and patterns are sought and scrutinized, even the most unexpected associations merit investigation. The present study delves into the entwined relationship between the goal tally of the Golden Boot player in the English Premier League (EPL) and the number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota. As we sewk to unravel this connection, it is important to fabricate a strong theoretical basis for our investigation.
At first glance, this seemingly whimsical premise might cause one to exclaim, "That's sew random!" However, as we delve deeper, we hope to demonstrate that this connection is not just a loose thread - pardon the pun - but rather a coherent and statistically significant relationship. As scholars, we are not in the business of spinning yarns but rather of presenting carefully examined evidence.
The concept of a Golden Boot winner excelling at scoring goals and North Dakota's labor force engaged in the mastery of garment creation through sewing may appear as disparate as chalk and cheese. Yet, as we pull the thread of data analysis, we seek to make a compelling case for the intertwined nature of these ostensibly unrelated phenomena. Our study employs a quilter's approach, piecing together disparate elements to form a coherent and illuminating narrative.
In conducting this research, we remain mindful of the need to approach our investigation with the requisite rigor and objectivity. Our aim is not to "sew" together a fanciful tale, but rather to untangle the threads of empirical evidence and present our findings with precision and clarity. So, let us embark on this unusual yet intriguing exploration of the unexpected correlation between top-tier football prowess and the industrious labor force in the northern reaches of the United States.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unearth the connection between the English Premier League (EPL) Golden Boot player's goal tally and the number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota, our research team implemented a multi-faceted methodology. We gathered data from 2003 to 2022, employing a combination of statistical analysis, web scraping techniques, and a touch of good-natured serendipity.

Firstly, we sought to quantify the goal-scoring exploits of the Golden Boot winner in the EPL for each season within our study period. This involved accessing reliable sources such as official league records, reputable sports statistics databases, and the occasional insightful football fan forum. Of course, our approach was underpinned by a commitment to maintaining a level playing field in data collection, ensuring that all sources were vetted for accuracy and completeness, akin to conducting meticulous stitches in a complex tapestry.

Simultaneously, we delved into the labor landscape of North Dakota, aiming to ascertain the number of sewing machine operators within the state over the same time frame. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we meticulously extracted and corroborated employment figures, treating each piece of information with the gravity one would afford a delicate embroidery pattern.

The next step involved the utilization of cutting-edge statistical software to calculate the correlation coefficient between the EPL Golden Boot player's goal tally and the count of sewing machine operators in North Dakota. Our statistical analysis was not without its fair share of twists and turns, navigating through a tangled web of data points and variables to reveal the concealed connection between the two apparently divergent domains.

To further verify the robustness of our findings, we carried out a series of sensitivity analyses, tinkering with different model specifications and control variables to ensure that our results were not merely a fluke of chance. Much like adjusting the tension on a sewing machine, our goal was to ensure that our conclusions were stitched together with precision and care, rather than haphazardly patching together disparate data points.

Throughout this methodological odyssey, we maintained a steadfast commitment to rigorous research practices, adhering to the principle of thoroughness and academic integrity. Our exploration of this curious correlation was guided by an unwavering dedication to scholarly inquiry, albeit tinged with a touch of lightheartedness, much like the gentle banter exchanged among colleagues in a bustling textile workshop.

Taking into account the idiosyncratic nature of the variables under investigation, we approached our analysis with an open mind, embracing the unpredictability and reveling in the unexpected twists and turns that characterized this unique research endeavor. After all, as the saying goes, "Life is like a sewn seam — sometimes it comes apart even when you've done everything right!"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Golden Boot Player's English Premier League Goal Tally and The number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Wikipedia and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .

For the time period 2003 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.6573893, r-squared of 0.4321607, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Stitching Together Success: The Thread Between EPL Golden Boot Player's Goal Tally and North Dakota Sewing Machine Operators

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the unexpected yet promising link between the goal tally of the Golden Boot player in the English Premier League and the number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota. Despite initial skepticism, the correlation between these two seemingly unrelated variables is indeed statistically significant. Our research team utilized data from Wikipedia and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to analyze this curious relationship, and we uncovered a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.6573893 with p < 0.01 from 2003 to 2022.

As we unraveled the data, we were left in stitches by the undeniable connection between these divergent entities. In our quest for understanding, we found that the interplay between prolific goal scoring and the craft of sewing is more intertwined than one might imagine - perhaps an indication of the "fabric" of success in unexpected places. Moreover, our findings suggest that the achievements of EPL's top goal scorer and the labor force of North Dakota share a common thread, metaphorically speaking.

In conclusion, our research sheds light on the peculiar but tangible correlation between the lofty goal-scoring endeavors of elite footballers in the English Premier League and the industrious efforts of sewing machine operators in North Dakota. These findings may prompt further explorations into the interwoven nature of success in seemingly disparate domains, stitching together a more comprehensive understanding of the world around us.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The intersection of professional sports and regional labor statistics is an unconventional area of inquiry, one that may initially raise eyebrows and elicit a few puzzled looks. Nonetheless, in the realm of empirical analysis, where correlations and patterns are sought and scrutinized, even the most unexpected associations merit investigation. The present study delves into the entwined relationship between the goal tally of the Golden Boot player in the English Premier League (EPL) and the number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota. As we sewk to unravel this connection, it is important to fabricate a strong theoretical basis for our investigation.
At first glance, this seemingly whimsical premise might cause one to exclaim, "That's sew random!" However, as we delve deeper, we hope to demonstrate that this connection is not just a loose thread - pardon the pun - but rather a coherent and statistically significant relationship. As scholars, we are not in the business of spinning yarns but rather of presenting carefully examined evidence.
The concept of a Golden Boot winner excelling at scoring goals and North Dakota's labor force engaged in the mastery of garment creation through sewing may appear as disparate as chalk and cheese. Yet, as we pull the thread of data analysis, we seek to make a compelling case for the intertwined nature of these ostensibly unrelated phenomena. Our study employs a quilter's approach, piecing together disparate elements to form a coherent and illuminating narrative.
In conducting this research, we remain mindful of the need to approach our investigation with the requisite rigor and objectivity. Our aim is not to "sew" together a fanciful tale, but rather to untangle the threads of empirical evidence and present our findings with precision and clarity. So, let us embark on this unusual yet intriguing exploration of the unexpected correlation between top-tier football prowess and the industrious labor force in the northern reaches of the United States.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

A correlation coefficient of 0.6573893 was observed between the goal tally of the Golden Boot player in the English Premier League and the number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota from 2003 to 2022. This correlation, with an r-squared value of 0.4321607, indicates a moderately strong linear relationship between these seemingly distinct variables. Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 suggests that this relationship is statistically significant.

The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually represents the observed correlation between the two variables, serving as a tangible illustration of the intertwining nature of elite football performance and the labor force engaged in the intricate craft of sewing in North Dakota. It stands as a testament to the unexpected connections that empirical analysis can unveil.

This correlation prompts a reevaluation of the preconceived notions surrounding the spheres of professional sports and regional labor dynamics. While on the surface these domains may seem as different as night and day, our findings reveal a hidden seam that binds them together in a statistically meaningful manner.

One might quip that this unexpected correlation has emerged like a well-stitched seam in the fabric of statistical analysis, reinforcing the idea that in the vast tapestry of empirical inquiry, there are often threads of connection waiting to be unraveled.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Golden Boot Player's English Premier League Goal Tally and The number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Stitching Together Success: The Thread Between EPL Golden Boot Player's Goal Tally and North Dakota Sewing Machine Operators

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the unexpected yet promising link between the goal tally of the Golden Boot player in the English Premier League and the number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota. Despite initial skepticism, the correlation between these two seemingly unrelated variables is indeed statistically significant. Our research team utilized data from Wikipedia and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to analyze this curious relationship, and we uncovered a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.6573893 with p < 0.01 from 2003 to 2022.

As we unraveled the data, we were left in stitches by the undeniable connection between these divergent entities. In our quest for understanding, we found that the interplay between prolific goal scoring and the craft of sewing is more intertwined than one might imagine - perhaps an indication of the "fabric" of success in unexpected places. Moreover, our findings suggest that the achievements of EPL's top goal scorer and the labor force of North Dakota share a common thread, metaphorically speaking.

In conclusion, our research sheds light on the peculiar but tangible correlation between the lofty goal-scoring endeavors of elite footballers in the English Premier League and the industrious efforts of sewing machine operators in North Dakota. These findings may prompt further explorations into the interwoven nature of success in seemingly disparate domains, stitching together a more comprehensive understanding of the world around us.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The idea that the goal tally of the Golden Boot player in the English Premier League (EPL) could be correlated with the number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota initially appears as unlikely as finding a needle in a haystack. However, as we embark on this unusual exploration, it is essential to consider the existing body of research that may shed light on this unexpected association.
Smith and Doe (2015) examined the economic impact of professional sports on regional labor markets and found that successful sports franchises can influence employment in related industries. While their work primarily focused on the effect of sports teams on local economies, the notion of a direct link between individual sports performance and specific occupational sectors may provide a theoretical foundation for our investigation.
In "The Economics of Sports," authors Siegfried and Zimbalist offer insights into the broader economic implications of professional sports, presenting compelling arguments for the interconnectedness of athletic achievements and various sectors of the workforce. However, their analysis does not directly address the specific nexus between football accomplishments and the textile industry in a specific U.S. state.
Jones (2018) delved into the psychological factors that drive athletic success, emphasizing the importance of determination and focus in achieving high-level performance. While this study did not explicitly consider the impact of sports achievements on regional employment patterns, it presents a relevant perspective on the mindset and motivation of top-performing athletes, which may indirectly relate to our inquiry.
Moving beyond the realm of academic literature, the widely acclaimed non-fiction work "The Making of the Football Elite" by García-Prieto and Jensen offers an in-depth exploration of the training, tactics, and individual prowess of elite footballers. While the book predominantly focuses on the development of football talent, it does not directly address the potential influence of top goal-scoring achievements on specific occupational sectors outside the sports industry.

On a more whimsical note, the fictional works of "The Seamstress and the Striker" by Williams and "The Fabric of Victory" by Martinez, while not explicitly grounded in empirical research, hint at the intriguing possibility of a narrative connection between the world of football and the textile trade. These works, while firmly situated in the realm of fiction, may provide the spark of imagination necessary to ponder the prospect of an unusual linkage between sports accolades and labor market outcomes.
Furthermore, in delving into pop culture for additional insight, one cannot dismiss the potential influence of children's cartoons, where characters often engage in diverse occupations. While watching "Bob the Builder" and "Sesame Street," it becomes evident that the portrayal of various professions, including construction and crafting, may have a subtle yet influential impact on young viewers. The exposure to diverse career paths at an early age could shape perceptions and attitudes toward the interconnectedness of different fields of endeavor.
In conclusion, while the existing literature offers valuable theoretical and narrative perspectives, the direct examination of the relationship between the goal tally of the Golden Boot player in the English Premier League and the number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota remains largely unexplored. By weaving together insights from diverse sources, we aim to unveil the unexpected yet compelling bond between these seemingly disparate domains.

[[RESULTS]]
A correlation coefficient of 0.6573893 was observed between the goal tally of the Golden Boot player in the English Premier League and the number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota from 2003 to 2022. This correlation, with an r-squared value of 0.4321607, indicates a moderately strong linear relationship between these seemingly distinct variables. Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 suggests that this relationship is statistically significant.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually represents the observed correlation between the two variables, serving as a tangible illustration of the intertwining nature of elite football performance and the labor force engaged in the intricate craft of sewing in North Dakota. It stands as a testament to the unexpected connections that empirical analysis can unveil.
This correlation prompts a reevaluation of the preconceived notions surrounding the spheres of professional sports and regional labor dynamics. While on the surface these domains may seem as different as night and day, our findings reveal a hidden seam that binds them together in a statistically meaningful manner.
One might quip that this unexpected correlation has emerged like a well-stitched seam in the fabric of statistical analysis, reinforcing the idea that in the vast tapestry of empirical inquiry, there are often threads of connection waiting to be unraveled.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

The correlation observed between the goal tally of the Golden Boot player in the English Premier League (EPL) and the number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota from 2003 to 2022 aligns with prior research investigating the interconnected nature of athletic accomplishments and employment patterns in related sectors. Smith and Doe (2015) and Siegfried and Zimbalist's work on the economic impact of professional sports on regional labor markets provide a theoretical backdrop for our findings, reinforcing the notion that sports achievements can influence employment in associated industries. In a sense, the success of EPL's top goal scorer can be likened to a finely tailored suit, influencing the labor market in North Dakota with its ripple effect - it seems success truly does "suit" the textile industry!

The moderately strong linear relationship, as evidenced by the correlation coefficient of 0.6573893 and the r-squared value of 0.4321607, underscores the tangible bond between these ostensibly divergent variables. This statistical connection aligns with García-Prieto and Jensen's exploration of the individual prowess of elite footballers, indirectly supporting the idea that exceptional athletic performance may permeate into unexpected realms. It appears that the feats of top goal scorers in the EPL may indeed weave their influence into the fabric of the labor force in North Dakota, perhaps akin to the intricate stitching of a football jersey.

Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 signifies the statistical significance of this relationship, lending robust empirical support to the notion that the achievements of EPL's leading goal scorer and the labor force of North Dakota share a common thread. This finding, while initially surprising, aligns with the broader economic implications of professional sports elucidated by Siegfried and Zimbalist, providing empirical credence to the intertwined nature of athletic accomplishments and regional employment dynamics. This statistical significance is as clear as a well-threaded needle, sewing together the disparate realms of football prowess and textile craftsmanship.

The visualization of the observed correlation through the scatterplot (Fig. 1) not only serves as a visual confirmation of the statistical findings but also embodies the metaphorical intertwining of elite football performance and the labor force engaged in sewing in North Dakota. It is akin to a vivid tapestry that illustrates the unexpected interconnectedness between these seemingly distinct domains. The scatterplot, in many ways, serves as a visual representation of the common saying "measure twice, cut once," emphasizing the importance of precise empirical measurement in unraveling hidden relationships.

In summary, our research has unraveled a compelling correlation between the goal tally of the Golden Boot player in the EPL and the number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota, emphasizing the tangible bond between elite football performance and the labor force engaged in the craft of sewing. Our findings provide empirical support for the theoretical and narrative perspectives explored in the existing literature, shedding light on the unexpected yet demonstrable connection between these disparate domains. This correlation, in many ways, stitches together a newfound understanding of the intertwined nature of success in unexpected places, reaffirming that in the tapestry of empirical analysis, unexpected connections can often be woven.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Golden Boot Player's English Premier League Goal Tally and The number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Stitching Together Success: The Thread Between EPL Golden Boot Player's Goal Tally and North Dakota Sewing Machine Operators

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the unexpected yet promising link between the goal tally of the Golden Boot player in the English Premier League and the number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota. Despite initial skepticism, the correlation between these two seemingly unrelated variables is indeed statistically significant. Our research team utilized data from Wikipedia and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to analyze this curious relationship, and we uncovered a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.6573893 with p < 0.01 from 2003 to 2022.

As we unraveled the data, we were left in stitches by the undeniable connection between these divergent entities. In our quest for understanding, we found that the interplay between prolific goal scoring and the craft of sewing is more intertwined than one might imagine - perhaps an indication of the "fabric" of success in unexpected places. Moreover, our findings suggest that the achievements of EPL's top goal scorer and the labor force of North Dakota share a common thread, metaphorically speaking.

In conclusion, our research sheds light on the peculiar but tangible correlation between the lofty goal-scoring endeavors of elite footballers in the English Premier League and the industrious efforts of sewing machine operators in North Dakota. These findings may prompt further explorations into the interwoven nature of success in seemingly disparate domains, stitching together a more comprehensive understanding of the world around us.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The intersection of professional sports and regional labor statistics is an unconventional area of inquiry, one that may initially raise eyebrows and elicit a few puzzled looks. Nonetheless, in the realm of empirical analysis, where correlations and patterns are sought and scrutinized, even the most unexpected associations merit investigation. The present study delves into the entwined relationship between the goal tally of the Golden Boot player in the English Premier League (EPL) and the number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota. As we sewk to unravel this connection, it is important to fabricate a strong theoretical basis for our investigation.
At first glance, this seemingly whimsical premise might cause one to exclaim, "That's sew random!" However, as we delve deeper, we hope to demonstrate that this connection is not just a loose thread - pardon the pun - but rather a coherent and statistically significant relationship. As scholars, we are not in the business of spinning yarns but rather of presenting carefully examined evidence.
The concept of a Golden Boot winner excelling at scoring goals and North Dakota's labor force engaged in the mastery of garment creation through sewing may appear as disparate as chalk and cheese. Yet, as we pull the thread of data analysis, we seek to make a compelling case for the intertwined nature of these ostensibly unrelated phenomena. Our study employs a quilter's approach, piecing together disparate elements to form a coherent and illuminating narrative.
In conducting this research, we remain mindful of the need to approach our investigation with the requisite rigor and objectivity. Our aim is not to "sew" together a fanciful tale, but rather to untangle the threads of empirical evidence and present our findings with precision and clarity. So, let us embark on this unusual yet intriguing exploration of the unexpected correlation between top-tier football prowess and the industrious labor force in the northern reaches of the United States.

[[RESULTS]]
A correlation coefficient of 0.6573893 was observed between the goal tally of the Golden Boot player in the English Premier League and the number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota from 2003 to 2022. This correlation, with an r-squared value of 0.4321607, indicates a moderately strong linear relationship between these seemingly distinct variables. Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 suggests that this relationship is statistically significant.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually represents the observed correlation between the two variables, serving as a tangible illustration of the intertwining nature of elite football performance and the labor force engaged in the intricate craft of sewing in North Dakota. It stands as a testament to the unexpected connections that empirical analysis can unveil.
This correlation prompts a reevaluation of the preconceived notions surrounding the spheres of professional sports and regional labor dynamics. While on the surface these domains may seem as different as night and day, our findings reveal a hidden seam that binds them together in a statistically meaningful manner.
One might quip that this unexpected correlation has emerged like a well-stitched seam in the fabric of statistical analysis, reinforcing the idea that in the vast tapestry of empirical inquiry, there are often threads of connection waiting to be unraveled.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has sewn a compelling narrative of the unforeseen correlation between the goal tally of the Golden Boot player in the English Premier League and the number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota. The statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.6573893, accompanied by a p-value of less than 0.01, unequivocally demonstrates the intertwining nature of these seemingly disparate variables.

This unexpected connection may prompt one to ponder if we have indeed "needled" our way into uncharted territory with this investigation. Nonetheless, our findings highlight the hidden threads that bind together elite football performance and the industrious labor force of North Dakota, unraveling a new understanding of interconnected phenomena.

Our study has not only presented empirical evidence of this correlation but has also woven a narrative that challenges conventional wisdom. It serves as a reminder that in the patchwork quilt of empirical analysis, the most surprising connections may be waiting to be discovered - not unlike finding spare buttons in the couch cushions.

Having meticulously examined the data and presented our findings, we assert that this correlation is not mere happenstance but rather a palpable, statistically sound relationship. As the saying goes, "Where there's a will, there's a way," or in this case, where there's a sewing machine operator, there may be a Golden Boot player.

In light of these revelations, it is our scholarly duty to advocate for further exploration of seemingly unrelated domains, seeking to unravel the intricate tapestry of unexpected connections. However, in this specific area of investigation, we are confident in asserting that no further research is needed. Like the perfect hem, our findings stand as a testament to the remarkable and serendipitous connections that empirical inquiry can unearth.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Stitching Together Success: The Thread Between EPL Golden Boot Player's Goal Tally and North Dakota Sewing Machine Operators. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Unlikely Connections


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Stitching Together Success: The Thread Between EPL Golden Boot Player's Goal Tally and North Dakota Sewing Machine Operators. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Socio-Textile Symbiosis and Industrial Pipelining


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Stitching Together Success: The Thread Between EPL Golden Boot Player's Goal Tally and North Dakota Sewing Machine Operators with an abstract of This paper investigates the unexpected yet promising link between the goal tally of the Golden Boot player in the English Premier League and the number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota. Despite initial skepticism, the correlation between these two seemingly unrelated variables is indeed statistically significant. Our research team utilized data from Wikipedia and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to analyze this curious relationship, and we uncovered a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.6573893 with p < 0.01 from 2003 to 2022.
As we unraveled the data, we were left in stitches by the undeniable connection between these divergent entities. In our quest for understanding, we found that the interplay between prolific goal scoring and the craft of sewing is more intertwined than one might imagine - perhaps an indication of the "fabric" of success in unexpected places. Moreover, our findings suggest that the achievements of EPL's top goal scorer and the labor force of North Dakota share a common thread, metaphorically speaking.
In conclusion, our research sheds light on the peculiar but tangible correlation between the lofty goal-scoring endeavors of elite footballers in the English Premier League and the industrious efforts of sewing machine operators in North Dakota. These findings may prompt further explorations into the interwoven nature of success in seemingly disparate domains, stitching together a more comprehensive understanding of the world around us.

ChatGPT:

Golden Boot player, EPL, goal tally, North Dakota, sewing machine operators, correlation, statistical significance, Wikipedia, Bureau of Labor Statistics, correlation coefficient, fabric of success, footballers, labor force, interwoven nature of success

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Data details

Golden Boot Player's English Premier League Goal Tally
Source: Wikipedia
See what else correlates with Golden Boot Player's English Premier League Goal Tally

The number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of sewing machine operators in North Dakota
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota

Correlation r = 0.6573893 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.4321607 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 43.2% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Golden Boot Player's English Premier League Goal Tally) over the 20 years from 2003 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.0016. 0.0016341731753914577000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.66 in 0.16% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 612 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 19 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 19 because we have two variables measured over a period of 20 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.3, 0.85 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Golden Boot Player's English Premier League Goal Tally (Goals scored)3025272031192920302631262529322223232336
The number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota (Sewing Machine Operators)19017016017018012011090240190210140190160200160200120150260




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([30,25,27,20,31,19,29,20,30,26,31,26,25,29,32,22,23,23,23,36,])
array_2 = np.array([190,170,160,170,180,120,110,90,240,190,210,140,190,160,200,160,200,120,150,260,])
array_1_name = "Golden Boot Player's English Premier League Goal Tally"
array_2_name = "The number of sewing machine operators in North Dakota"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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