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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Culinary Associates degrees awarded and the second variable is Season wins for the New York Jets.  The chart goes from 2011 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As fewer people learned the art of culinary and entertainment, the game day snacks and halftime performances in the stadium suffered, leading to a decline in morale and ultimately, the New York Jets' performance on the field. Remember, a well-executed halftime show and some top-notch nachos can really make or break a team's season! It's a case of you are what you eat, and apparently, what entertainment you enjoy.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [Whimsical illustration] Create an image of a vibrant culinary school setting with chefs-in-training celebrating as they receive their associate degrees. Adjacent to this scene, depict passionate New York Jets fans cheering joyfully as they visibly count the team's season wins on a large, prominent scoreboard. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Associates degrees awarded in Culinary, entertainment, and personal services and Season wins for the New York Jets. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Psychedelic Oragami Pop art Whimsical illustration Surrealism
ChatGPT: Whimsical illustration

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Associates degrees awarded in Culinary, entertainment, and personal services and Season wins for the New York Jets together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bustling culinary school, chefs-in-training celebrate receiving their associate degrees, while nearby, New York Jets fans cheer as they proudly count the team's season wins on a big scoreboard.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Whimsical illustration ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling culinary school, chefs-in-training celebrate receiving their associate degrees, while nearby, New York Jets fans cheer as they proudly count the team's season wins on a big scoreboard. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [Whimsical illustration] Create an image of a vibrant culinary school setting with chefs-in-training celebrating as they receive their associate degrees. Adjacent to this scene, depict passionate New York Jets fans cheering joyfully as they visibly count the team's season wins on a large, prominent scoreboard.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Associates degrees awarded in Culinary, entertainment, and personal services caused Season wins for the New York Jets to decrease.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.05)
Cooking Up a Winning Season: The Unlikely Link Between Associates Degrees in Culinary, Entertainment, and Personal Services and the New York Jets' Performance

Journal of Gastronomical Sports Science

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Culinary, entertainment, and personal services and Season wins for the New York Jets. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title seem clever.

Your research team used data from National Center for Education Statistics and Pro-Football-Reference.com to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.6221498 and p < 0.05 for 2011 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Cooking Up a Winning Season: The Unlikely Link Between Associates Degrees in Culinary, Entertainment, and Personal Services and the New York Jets' Performance"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we present the surprising findings of our research into the correlation between the number of Associates degrees awarded in culinary, entertainment, and personal services and the New York Jets' season wins. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Pro-Football-Reference.com, we set out to investigate this seemingly whimsical relationship. Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.6221498 and p < 0.05 for the period from 2011 to 2021, demonstrating a statistically significant association between these seemingly unrelated factors. Despite the initial skepticism, our research suggests that there may be more to the success of the New York Jets than meets the eye, potentially spicing up the discourse on factors influencing NFL team performance. Our findings serve as a reminder that when it comes to statistical analysis, sometimes the most unexpected connections can prove to be statistically relevant, making this research a unique blend of serious inquiry and playful curiosity.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Culinary, entertainment, and personal services and Season wins for the New York Jets. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Cooking Up a Winning Season: The Unlikely Link Between Associates Degrees in Culinary, Entertainment, and Personal Services and the New York Jets' Performance"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we present the surprising findings of our research into the correlation between the number of Associates degrees awarded in culinary, entertainment, and personal services and the New York Jets' season wins. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Pro-Football-Reference.com, we set out to investigate this seemingly whimsical relationship. Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.6221498 and p < 0.05 for the period from 2011 to 2021, demonstrating a statistically significant association between these seemingly unrelated factors. Despite the initial skepticism, our research suggests that there may be more to the success of the New York Jets than meets the eye, potentially spicing up the discourse on factors influencing NFL team performance. Our findings serve as a reminder that when it comes to statistical analysis, sometimes the most unexpected connections can prove to be statistically relevant, making this research a unique blend of serious inquiry and playful curiosity.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Ladies and gentlemen, football fanatics, and statistically inclined foodies, welcome to a wild ride through the intersection of culinary arts, entertainment, personal services, and New York Jets' season wins. Brace yourselves for a rollercoaster of puns, unexpected correlations, and academic inquiry that will leave you simultaneously scratching your head and nodding in agreement.

On the surface, the idea that the number of Associate degrees awarded in the savory world of culinary arts could have any bearing on the performance of a football team seems about as plausible as a unicorn trotting through Times Square. However, as the saying goes, "don't judge a book by its cover" – or in this case, don't dismiss academic research based on initial incredulous chuckles.

In this offbeat investigation, we dig deep into the statistical trenches (or should we say kitchens) to unearth the potential connection between the educational pursuits of aspiring chefs, entertainers, and personal service professionals, and the oftentimes tumultuous journey of the New York Jets during the NFL seasons. Our research dives into the realm of statistical relationships, challenging conventional wisdom while serving up a heaping plate of curious curiosity.

So, buckle up and prepare to embark on an academic odyssey that navigates the labyrinth of statistical analyses, unearthly correlations, and the delightful mishmash of culinary concoctions and touchdown celebrations. This research, in all its quirky glory, not only highlights the unexpected but also underscores the fundamental principle that in the world of data analysis, sometimes the most unlikely bedfellows can dance to the rhythm of statistical significance. Let the games begin – in the kitchen and on the gridiron!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Culinary, entertainment, and personal services and Season wins for the New York Jets. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a few real TV shows that sound like they might be relevant to the topic that you watched as research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Cooking Up a Winning Season: The Unlikely Link Between Associates Degrees in Culinary, Entertainment, and Personal Services and the New York Jets' Performance"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we present the surprising findings of our research into the correlation between the number of Associates degrees awarded in culinary, entertainment, and personal services and the New York Jets' season wins. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Pro-Football-Reference.com, we set out to investigate this seemingly whimsical relationship. Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.6221498 and p < 0.05 for the period from 2011 to 2021, demonstrating a statistically significant association between these seemingly unrelated factors. Despite the initial skepticism, our research suggests that there may be more to the success of the New York Jets than meets the eye, potentially spicing up the discourse on factors influencing NFL team performance. Our findings serve as a reminder that when it comes to statistical analysis, sometimes the most unexpected connections can prove to be statistically relevant, making this research a unique blend of serious inquiry and playful curiosity.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Ladies and gentlemen, football fanatics, and statistically inclined foodies, welcome to a wild ride through the intersection of culinary arts, entertainment, personal services, and New York Jets' season wins. Brace yourselves for a rollercoaster of puns, unexpected correlations, and academic inquiry that will leave you simultaneously scratching your head and nodding in agreement.
On the surface, the idea that the number of Associate degrees awarded in the savory world of culinary arts could have any bearing on the performance of a football team seems about as plausible as a unicorn trotting through Times Square. However, as the saying goes, "don't judge a book by its cover" – or in this case, don't dismiss academic research based on initial incredulous chuckles.
In this offbeat investigation, we dig deep into the statistical trenches (or should we say kitchens) to unearth the potential connection between the educational pursuits of aspiring chefs, entertainers, and personal service professionals, and the oftentimes tumultuous journey of the New York Jets during the NFL seasons. Our research dives into the realm of statistical relationships, challenging conventional wisdom while serving up a heaping plate of curious curiosity.
So, buckle up and prepare to embark on an academic odyssey that navigates the labyrinth of statistical analyses, unearthly correlations, and the delightful mishmash of culinary concoctions and touchdown celebrations. This research, in all its quirky glory, not only highlights the unexpected but also underscores the fundamental principle that in the world of data analysis, sometimes the most unlikely bedfellows can dance to the rhythm of statistical significance. Let the games begin – in the kitchen and on the gridiron!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Our foray into the curious correlation between Associates degrees awarded in culinary, entertainment, and personal services and the New York Jets' season wins leads us down a path of peculiar and humorously insightful findings. While the initial skepticism surrounding such a connection is palpable, our investigation uncovers a tapestry of literature – both serious and whimsical – that sheds light on the unexpectedly compelling link between the seemingly divergent fields of cuisine and gridiron glory.

In "The Culinary Connection: Exploring the Intersection of Food and Football," Smith et al. present a comprehensive analysis of the culinary preferences of NFL players and their potential impact on on-field performance. Their research delves into the nutritional aspects of player diets, uncovering an intriguing relationship between dietary choices and athletic stamina. Nevertheless, the leap from dietary choices to the number of Associates degrees awarded in culinary arts is quite the culinary leap, if you will.

Doe and Jones, in "Entertainment, Personal Services, and the Sporting Mind: An Unlikely Trio," offer a captivating exploration of the psychological impact of entertainment and personal services on professional athletes. Their work highlights the role of entertainment in fostering team camaraderie and the importance of personal services in maintaining player wellness. While their findings are enlightening, the journey from entertainment and personal services to the number of Associates degrees in these fields seems like a plot twist straight out of a sports-themed sitcom.

Turning now toward the world of non-fiction literature, "The Soul of a Chef" by Michael Ruhlman and "Kitchen Confidential" by Anthony Bourdain provide tantalizing glimpses into the culinary realm. Meanwhile, "Entertainment Weekly: The Ultimate Guide to Entertaining in Style" by The Editors of Entertainment Weekly and "The Art of Client Service" by Robert Solomon offer intriguing perspectives on the worlds of entertainment and personal services, respectively.

On the fictional side of the literary spectrum, "The Kitchen House" by Kathleen Grissom and "The Entertainment" by Marshall McLuhan bring a blend of escapism and thought-provoking storytelling to our discussion. Meanwhile, "The Help" by Kathryn Stockett and "The Reluctant Fundamentalist" by Mohsin Hamid add an unexpected layer of cultural and humanistic insight to our exploration.

In the realm of television, the immersive culinary experiences of "Chef's Table" and the captivating dramas of "Entourage" provide both culinary and entertainment contexts to our understanding. Meanwhile, the quirky charm of "Parks and Recreation" and the fast-paced world of "Mad Men" offer glimpses into the personal services sector, albeit in a fictionalized and humorous manner.

Stay tuned as we unpack the unexpectedly amusing dimensions of this enthralling research journey, because as we've learned, sometimes the most delightfully absurd connections are the ones worth savoring. Let's dig in... both to the research and to a hearty helping of statistical hilarity.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Culinary, entertainment, and personal services and Season wins for the New York Jets. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Pro-Football-Reference.com . You used data from 2011 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Cooking Up a Winning Season: The Unlikely Link Between Associates Degrees in Culinary, Entertainment, and Personal Services and the New York Jets' Performance"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we present the surprising findings of our research into the correlation between the number of Associates degrees awarded in culinary, entertainment, and personal services and the New York Jets' season wins. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Pro-Football-Reference.com, we set out to investigate this seemingly whimsical relationship. Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.6221498 and p < 0.05 for the period from 2011 to 2021, demonstrating a statistically significant association between these seemingly unrelated factors. Despite the initial skepticism, our research suggests that there may be more to the success of the New York Jets than meets the eye, potentially spicing up the discourse on factors influencing NFL team performance. Our findings serve as a reminder that when it comes to statistical analysis, sometimes the most unexpected connections can prove to be statistically relevant, making this research a unique blend of serious inquiry and playful curiosity.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Ladies and gentlemen, football fanatics, and statistically inclined foodies, welcome to a wild ride through the intersection of culinary arts, entertainment, personal services, and New York Jets' season wins. Brace yourselves for a rollercoaster of puns, unexpected correlations, and academic inquiry that will leave you simultaneously scratching your head and nodding in agreement.
On the surface, the idea that the number of Associate degrees awarded in the savory world of culinary arts could have any bearing on the performance of a football team seems about as plausible as a unicorn trotting through Times Square. However, as the saying goes, "don't judge a book by its cover" – or in this case, don't dismiss academic research based on initial incredulous chuckles.
In this offbeat investigation, we dig deep into the statistical trenches (or should we say kitchens) to unearth the potential connection between the educational pursuits of aspiring chefs, entertainers, and personal service professionals, and the oftentimes tumultuous journey of the New York Jets during the NFL seasons. Our research dives into the realm of statistical relationships, challenging conventional wisdom while serving up a heaping plate of curious curiosity.
So, buckle up and prepare to embark on an academic odyssey that navigates the labyrinth of statistical analyses, unearthly correlations, and the delightful mishmash of culinary concoctions and touchdown celebrations. This research, in all its quirky glory, not only highlights the unexpected but also underscores the fundamental principle that in the world of data analysis, sometimes the most unlikely bedfellows can dance to the rhythm of statistical significance. Let the games begin – in the kitchen and on the gridiron!

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To address the fascinating yet confounding question of whether there exists a tantalizing link between the awarding of Associates degrees in the delectable realms of culinary, entertainment, and personal services and the New York Jets' performance on the gridiron, our research team embarked on a rib-tickling, but rigorously methodical, journey of data collection, analysis, and hypothesis testing.

Data Collection:
Our study encompasses a delectable 10-year period, from 2011 to 2021, in which we amassed a smorgasbord of educational and NFL statistics. The number of Associates degrees awarded in culinary, entertainment, and personal services was gleefully procured from the National Center for Education Statistics, offering a window into the educational aspirations of aspiring maestros of the culinary world and future entertainers in the spotlight. Meanwhile, we obtained the deliciously tantalizing statistics regarding the New York Jets' season wins from the delights of Pro-Football-Reference.com, invoking a statistical tailgate party of sorts to ascertain the team's triumphs and tribulations on the field.

Data Analysis:
In blending the flavors of educational statistics with the savory wins of the New York Jets, we approached the data analysis phase with a firm commitment to seasoning our investigation with statistical rigor. We applied a series of mathematical and statistical techniques, akin to concocting a complex recipe, to ascertain the relationship between the number of Associates degrees in our designated fields and the New York Jets' season wins. Using a delectable mix of correlation coefficients, t-tests, and regression analyses, our research labored meticulously to distill any potential link between these seemingly disparate ingredients, employing methods as robust as a finely aged cheddar.

Statistical Techniques:
In our pursuit of uncovering the statistical spices that may bind Associates degrees in culinary, entertainment, and personal services with the New York Jets' performance, we indulged in a lighthearted but soundly structured approach to hypothesis testing. With a wink and a nod to statistical tradition, we concluded our analysis with a thorough examination of the correlation coefficient, coupled with a stringent evaluation of the statistical significance through p-values, adhering to the principles of hypothesis testing with the precision of a master chef creating a culinary masterpiece.

Limitations:
While our research endeavors to tickle the taste buds of curiosity, it is important to savor the recognition of the limitations that accompany any statistical inquiry. Despite our flavorful statistical feast, it may be prudent to acknowledge the potential confounding factors and spurious correlations that could linger in the statistical pantry, inviting caution in the interpretation of our findings.

Ultimately, our methodology embraces the intriguing fusion of culinary, entertainment, and personal services education with the gridiron glories of the New York Jets, offering a whimsical yet empirically grounded exploration into the realms of statistical analysis and the potential quirks of statistical correlations.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Culinary, entertainment, and personal services and Season wins for the New York Jets. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Pro-Football-Reference.com .

For the time period 2011 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.6221498, r-squared of 0.3870704, and p < 0.05.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Cooking Up a Winning Season: The Unlikely Link Between Associates Degrees in Culinary, Entertainment, and Personal Services and the New York Jets' Performance"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we present the surprising findings of our research into the correlation between the number of Associates degrees awarded in culinary, entertainment, and personal services and the New York Jets' season wins. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Pro-Football-Reference.com, we set out to investigate this seemingly whimsical relationship. Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.6221498 and p < 0.05 for the period from 2011 to 2021, demonstrating a statistically significant association between these seemingly unrelated factors. Despite the initial skepticism, our research suggests that there may be more to the success of the New York Jets than meets the eye, potentially spicing up the discourse on factors influencing NFL team performance. Our findings serve as a reminder that when it comes to statistical analysis, sometimes the most unexpected connections can prove to be statistically relevant, making this research a unique blend of serious inquiry and playful curiosity.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Ladies and gentlemen, football fanatics, and statistically inclined foodies, welcome to a wild ride through the intersection of culinary arts, entertainment, personal services, and New York Jets' season wins. Brace yourselves for a rollercoaster of puns, unexpected correlations, and academic inquiry that will leave you simultaneously scratching your head and nodding in agreement.
On the surface, the idea that the number of Associate degrees awarded in the savory world of culinary arts could have any bearing on the performance of a football team seems about as plausible as a unicorn trotting through Times Square. However, as the saying goes, "don't judge a book by its cover" – or in this case, don't dismiss academic research based on initial incredulous chuckles.
In this offbeat investigation, we dig deep into the statistical trenches (or should we say kitchens) to unearth the potential connection between the educational pursuits of aspiring chefs, entertainers, and personal service professionals, and the oftentimes tumultuous journey of the New York Jets during the NFL seasons. Our research dives into the realm of statistical relationships, challenging conventional wisdom while serving up a heaping plate of curious curiosity.
So, buckle up and prepare to embark on an academic odyssey that navigates the labyrinth of statistical analyses, unearthly correlations, and the delightful mishmash of culinary concoctions and touchdown celebrations. This research, in all its quirky glory, not only highlights the unexpected but also underscores the fundamental principle that in the world of data analysis, sometimes the most unlikely bedfellows can dance to the rhythm of statistical significance. Let the games begin – in the kitchen and on the gridiron!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our analysis of the data from 2011 to 2021 revealed a surprising and statistically significant correlation between the number of Associates degrees awarded in culinary, entertainment, and personal services and the New York Jets' season wins. The correlation coefficient of 0.6221498 indicated a moderate positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables, with an r-squared value of 0.3870704 and p < 0.05.

As shown in Fig. 1, the scatterplot vividly illustrates the strong relationship between the two variables, providing a visual feast for the eyes and leaving us pondering the tantalizing possibility of a culinary touchdown celebration.

Although initial reactions may have ranged from skepticism to downright disbelief, our findings serve as a reminder that statistical analysis can often lead down unconventional and, dare we say, deliciously surprising paths. The statistical bond we uncovered between the academic pursuits of aspiring culinarians, performers, and personal service professionals and the fortunes of the New York Jets represents a morsel of statistical intrigue that adds a dash of spice to the discourse on factors influencing NFL team performance.

In the grand playbook of statistical exploration, our research outperforms even the most agile wide receiver in highlighting the unexpected connections and quirky correlations that can animate the world of data analysis. With results that are as tantalizing as a gourmet dish and as unexpected as a flea-flicker play, this investigation represents a fusion of serious inquiry with a playful spirit that uplifts the rarely-explored intersection of academic pursuits and NFL triumphs.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Culinary, entertainment, and personal services and Season wins for the New York Jets. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Cooking Up a Winning Season: The Unlikely Link Between Associates Degrees in Culinary, Entertainment, and Personal Services and the New York Jets' Performance"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we present the surprising findings of our research into the correlation between the number of Associates degrees awarded in culinary, entertainment, and personal services and the New York Jets' season wins. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Pro-Football-Reference.com, we set out to investigate this seemingly whimsical relationship. Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.6221498 and p < 0.05 for the period from 2011 to 2021, demonstrating a statistically significant association between these seemingly unrelated factors. Despite the initial skepticism, our research suggests that there may be more to the success of the New York Jets than meets the eye, potentially spicing up the discourse on factors influencing NFL team performance. Our findings serve as a reminder that when it comes to statistical analysis, sometimes the most unexpected connections can prove to be statistically relevant, making this research a unique blend of serious inquiry and playful curiosity.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Our foray into the curious correlation between Associates degrees awarded in culinary, entertainment, and personal services and the New York Jets' season wins leads us down a path of peculiar and humorously insightful findings. While the initial skepticism surrounding such a connection is palpable, our investigation uncovers a tapestry of literature – both serious and whimsical – that sheds light on the unexpectedly compelling link between the seemingly divergent fields of cuisine and gridiron glory.
In "The Culinary Connection: Exploring the Intersection of Food and Football," Smith et al. present a comprehensive analysis of the culinary preferences of NFL players and their potential impact on on-field performance. Their research delves into the nutritional aspects of player diets, uncovering an intriguing relationship between dietary choices and athletic stamina. Nevertheless, the leap from dietary choices to the number of Associates degrees awarded in culinary arts is quite the culinary leap, if you will.
Doe and Jones, in "Entertainment, Personal Services, and the Sporting Mind: An Unlikely Trio," offer a captivating exploration of the psychological impact of entertainment and personal services on professional athletes. Their work highlights the role of entertainment in fostering team camaraderie and the importance of personal services in maintaining player wellness. While their findings are enlightening, the journey from entertainment and personal services to the number of Associates degrees in these fields seems like a plot twist straight out of a sports-themed sitcom.
Turning now toward the world of non-fiction literature, "The Soul of a Chef" by Michael Ruhlman and "Kitchen Confidential" by Anthony Bourdain provide tantalizing glimpses into the culinary realm. Meanwhile, "Entertainment Weekly: The Ultimate Guide to Entertaining in Style" by The Editors of Entertainment Weekly and "The Art of Client Service" by Robert Solomon offer intriguing perspectives on the worlds of entertainment and personal services, respectively.
On the fictional side of the literary spectrum, "The Kitchen House" by Kathleen Grissom and "The Entertainment" by Marshall McLuhan bring a blend of escapism and thought-provoking storytelling to our discussion. Meanwhile, "The Help" by Kathryn Stockett and "The Reluctant Fundamentalist" by Mohsin Hamid add an unexpected layer of cultural and humanistic insight to our exploration.
In the realm of television, the immersive culinary experiences of "Chef's Table" and the captivating dramas of "Entourage" provide both culinary and entertainment contexts to our understanding. Meanwhile, the quirky charm of "Parks and Recreation" and the fast-paced world of "Mad Men" offer glimpses into the personal services sector, albeit in a fictionalized and humorous manner.
Stay tuned as we unpack the unexpectedly amusing dimensions of this enthralling research journey, because as we've learned, sometimes the most delightfully absurd connections are the ones worth savoring. Let's dig in... both to the research and to a hearty helping of statistical hilarity.

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the data from 2011 to 2021 revealed a surprising and statistically significant correlation between the number of Associates degrees awarded in culinary, entertainment, and personal services and the New York Jets' season wins. The correlation coefficient of 0.6221498 indicated a moderate positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables, with an r-squared value of 0.3870704 and p < 0.05.
As shown in Fig. 1, the scatterplot vividly illustrates the strong relationship between the two variables, providing a visual feast for the eyes and leaving us pondering the tantalizing possibility of a culinary touchdown celebration.
Although initial reactions may have ranged from skepticism to downright disbelief, our findings serve as a reminder that statistical analysis can often lead down unconventional and, dare we say, deliciously surprising paths. The statistical bond we uncovered between the academic pursuits of aspiring culinarians, performers, and personal service professionals and the fortunes of the New York Jets represents a morsel of statistical intrigue that adds a dash of spice to the discourse on factors influencing NFL team performance.
In the grand playbook of statistical exploration, our research outperforms even the most agile wide receiver in highlighting the unexpected connections and quirky correlations that can animate the world of data analysis. With results that are as tantalizing as a gourmet dish and as unexpected as a flea-flicker play, this investigation represents a fusion of serious inquiry with a playful spirit that uplifts the rarely-explored intersection of academic pursuits and NFL triumphs.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

In the words of the great Yogi Berra, "It's like déjà vu all over again." Our findings not only add a pinch of statistical humor to the discourse on NFL team performance but also validate prior research that hinted at unexpected connections between seemingly unrelated fields. As we reflect on the peculiar and whimsically insightful literature we encountered on this research journey, we find that our results bolster some of the earlier musings on the intertwining of culinary, entertainment, and personal services with the world of sports.

The culinary arts have long been recognized for their role in fostering physical well-being and performance. Smith et al.'s investigation into the dietary habits of athletes hinted at the potential impact of food choices on on-field prowess – a notion that may have seemed as unlikely as a touchdown being scored with a loaf of artisan bread. Our statistical analysis, however, provides a savory confirmation of this link, suggesting that the academic pursuits of aspiring culinarians may hold a key to the New York Jets' success.

Likewise, the psychological impact of entertainment and personal services on athletes, as explored by Doe and Jones, takes on a new dimension in light of our findings. Their work shed light on the role of entertainment in fostering team camaraderie and the importance of personal services in maintaining player wellness. Little did they know that these seemingly disparate pursuits could find common ground with the gridiron glory of the New York Jets. Our research adds an unexpected twist to their account, underlining the statistical relevance of these academic pursuits in the context of professional sports.

As we revel in the unexpected statistical feast that our analysis has served up, it becomes ever more apparent that the world of data analysis is filled with delightful surprises. Just as a perfectly timed trick play can turn the tide of a football game, our research provides an unanticipated playbook for exploring the quirky correlations that enliven statistical inquiry. Perhaps it's time to rethink the phrase "you are what you eat" to "you are how many culinary degrees are awarded."

Intriguingly, our results draw attention to the tantalizing possibility of a causal relationship between these fields and the New York Jets' performance. Given the statistical significance of our findings, future research may wish to delve deeper into the mechanisms underlying this unexpected correlation. Can a pastry chef's delicate touch influence a quarterback's precision? Can the mesmerizing performance of entertainers inspire football greatness? Can personal services play a pivotal role in nurturing a winning team culture? These questions invite further investigation, presenting an opportunity for a fusion of academic curiosity and the lighthearted spirit that has animated this captivating research journey.

In closing, our investigation has left us with a veritable cornucopia of statistical surprises – a delightful smorgasbord for those with an appetite for unusual connections and a penchant for whimsical statistical merriment. As we await future explorations into the MVP-worthy effects of culinary, entertainment, and personal services on athletic triumphs, perhaps the New York Jets might start boasting about their roster of culinary experts and entertainment mavens. Who knows? It might just be the secret ingredient to their next championship pursuit. So, as we contemplate the savory intersection of statistical analysis and playful inquiry, let's raise a toast to the improbable connections that make statistical research a truly delectable pursuit. Cheers to culinary touchdowns and personal service penalties – the NFL just got a whole lot more flavorful!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Culinary, entertainment, and personal services and Season wins for the New York Jets. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Cooking Up a Winning Season: The Unlikely Link Between Associates Degrees in Culinary, Entertainment, and Personal Services and the New York Jets' Performance"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we present the surprising findings of our research into the correlation between the number of Associates degrees awarded in culinary, entertainment, and personal services and the New York Jets' season wins. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Pro-Football-Reference.com, we set out to investigate this seemingly whimsical relationship. Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.6221498 and p < 0.05 for the period from 2011 to 2021, demonstrating a statistically significant association between these seemingly unrelated factors. Despite the initial skepticism, our research suggests that there may be more to the success of the New York Jets than meets the eye, potentially spicing up the discourse on factors influencing NFL team performance. Our findings serve as a reminder that when it comes to statistical analysis, sometimes the most unexpected connections can prove to be statistically relevant, making this research a unique blend of serious inquiry and playful curiosity.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Ladies and gentlemen, football fanatics, and statistically inclined foodies, welcome to a wild ride through the intersection of culinary arts, entertainment, personal services, and New York Jets' season wins. Brace yourselves for a rollercoaster of puns, unexpected correlations, and academic inquiry that will leave you simultaneously scratching your head and nodding in agreement.
On the surface, the idea that the number of Associate degrees awarded in the savory world of culinary arts could have any bearing on the performance of a football team seems about as plausible as a unicorn trotting through Times Square. However, as the saying goes, "don't judge a book by its cover" – or in this case, don't dismiss academic research based on initial incredulous chuckles.
In this offbeat investigation, we dig deep into the statistical trenches (or should we say kitchens) to unearth the potential connection between the educational pursuits of aspiring chefs, entertainers, and personal service professionals, and the oftentimes tumultuous journey of the New York Jets during the NFL seasons. Our research dives into the realm of statistical relationships, challenging conventional wisdom while serving up a heaping plate of curious curiosity.
So, buckle up and prepare to embark on an academic odyssey that navigates the labyrinth of statistical analyses, unearthly correlations, and the delightful mishmash of culinary concoctions and touchdown celebrations. This research, in all its quirky glory, not only highlights the unexpected but also underscores the fundamental principle that in the world of data analysis, sometimes the most unlikely bedfellows can dance to the rhythm of statistical significance. Let the games begin – in the kitchen and on the gridiron!

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the data from 2011 to 2021 revealed a surprising and statistically significant correlation between the number of Associates degrees awarded in culinary, entertainment, and personal services and the New York Jets' season wins. The correlation coefficient of 0.6221498 indicated a moderate positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables, with an r-squared value of 0.3870704 and p < 0.05.
As shown in Fig. 1, the scatterplot vividly illustrates the strong relationship between the two variables, providing a visual feast for the eyes and leaving us pondering the tantalizing possibility of a culinary touchdown celebration.
Although initial reactions may have ranged from skepticism to downright disbelief, our findings serve as a reminder that statistical analysis can often lead down unconventional and, dare we say, deliciously surprising paths. The statistical bond we uncovered between the academic pursuits of aspiring culinarians, performers, and personal service professionals and the fortunes of the New York Jets represents a morsel of statistical intrigue that adds a dash of spice to the discourse on factors influencing NFL team performance.
In the grand playbook of statistical exploration, our research outperforms even the most agile wide receiver in highlighting the unexpected connections and quirky correlations that can animate the world of data analysis. With results that are as tantalizing as a gourmet dish and as unexpected as a flea-flicker play, this investigation represents a fusion of serious inquiry with a playful spirit that uplifts the rarely-explored intersection of academic pursuits and NFL triumphs.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



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[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, we have served up a smorgasbord of statistical surprises in our investigation into the unanticipated connection between Associates degrees in culinary, entertainment, and personal services and the New York Jets' season wins. While the initial disbelief may have simmered like a slow-cooking stew, our findings have seasoned the discourse on factors influencing NFL team performance with a pinch of piquant curiosity.

Our results not only raise eyebrows but also provide food for thought (pun intended) about the potential influence of educational pursuits on the gridiron fortunes of the New York Jets. The statistical correlation we uncovered stands out as a delicious anomaly in the vast buffet of data analysis, reminding us that when it comes to statistical relationships, sometimes the most offbeat pairings can leave a flavorful impression.

As if plating a dish with an unexpected twist, our findings offer a tantalizing blend of academic inquiry and whimsical discovery, leaving us with a lingering aftertaste of statistical satisfaction. This unlikely connection serves as a testament to the unpredictable nature of statistical analyses, where even the most unrelated variables can join forces to create a surprising, albeit statistical, symphony.

With a wink to culinary aficionados and football fanatics alike, we assert that no further research is needed in this area. Our investigation has not only spiced up the academic discourse but also added a dash of zesty unpredictability to the field of statistical exploration. In the grand banquet of data analysis, our research stands as a testament to the baffling but delightful dance of statistical correlations, leaving us with a taste for the unexpected in the ever-fascinating world of statistical relationships.

So, let us savor the flavorful results of this research and raise a toast to the unexpected correlations that keep the statistical journey as delectably unpredictable as a New York Jets' season.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Cooking Up a Winning Season: The Unlikely Link Between Associates Degrees in Culinary, Entertainment, and Personal Services and the New York Jets' Performance. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Gastronomical Sports Science


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Cooking Up a Winning Season: The Unlikely Link Between Associates Degrees in Culinary, Entertainment, and Personal Services and the New York Jets' Performance. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Center for Applied Gastronomy and Sports Performance


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Cooking Up a Winning Season: The Unlikely Link Between Associates Degrees in Culinary, Entertainment, and Personal Services and the New York Jets' Performance with an abstract of In this paper, we present the surprising findings of our research into the correlation between the number of Associates degrees awarded in culinary, entertainment, and personal services and the New York Jets' season wins. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Pro-Football-Reference.com, we set out to investigate this seemingly whimsical relationship. Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.6221498 and p < 0.05 for the period from 2011 to 2021, demonstrating a statistically significant association between these seemingly unrelated factors. Despite the initial skepticism, our research suggests that there may be more to the success of the New York Jets than meets the eye, potentially spicing up the discourse on factors influencing NFL team performance. Our findings serve as a reminder that when it comes to statistical analysis, sometimes the most unexpected connections can prove to be statistically relevant, making this research a unique blend of serious inquiry and playful curiosity.

ChatGPT:

associates degrees, culinary education, entertainment education, personal services education, New York Jets, NFL team performance, correlation analysis, statistical significance, National Center for Education Statistics, Pro-Football-Reference.com

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Data details

Culinary Associates degrees awarded
Detailed data title: Associate's degrees conferred by postsecondary institutions with a field of study of Culinary, entertainment, and personal services
Source: National Center for Education Statistics
See what else correlates with Culinary Associates degrees awarded

Season wins for the New York Jets
Detailed data title: Number of season wins by the New York Jets
Source: Pro-Football-Reference.com
See what else correlates with Season wins for the New York Jets

Correlation r = 0.6221498 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.3870704 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 38.7% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Season wins for the New York Jets) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Culinary Associates degrees awarded) over the 11 years from 2011 through 2021.

p < 0.05, which statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.041. 0.0409565511138935700000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.62 in 4.1% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 24 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 10 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 10 because we have two variables measured over a period of 11 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.04, 0.89 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Culinary Associates degrees awarded (Degrees awarded)18259203761927216901186931822313876120361121196069405
Season wins for the New York Jets (Jets wins)868410554724




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([18259,20376,19272,16901,18693,18223,13876,12036,11211,9606,9405,])
array_2 = np.array([8,6,8,4,10,5,5,4,7,2,4,])
array_1_name = "Culinary Associates degrees awarded"
array_2_name = "Season wins for the New York Jets"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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