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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Associates degrees awarded in literature and the second variable is Google searches for 'avocado toast'.  The chart goes from 2011 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As more people earned their Associates degrees in English language and literature/letters, they became well-versed in the art of descriptive writing, leading to an influx of beautifully crafted avocado toast recipes and reviews flooding the internet. It seems like they really know how to make a smashing good toast!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a warm and inviting library setting. In the foreground, place a group of graduates, each holding a diploma and engaged in a conversation about literature. Bring attention to the sense of accomplishment and camaraderie among the students. In the background, represent a bustling scene of individuals around a table, absorbed in their smartphones, capturing the essence of the modern age. Ensure that the ambiance of learning and admiration for literary achievements contrasts with the modern digital distractions. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and Google searches for 'avocado toast'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cutsy art illustration Cute cartoon Pop art A Discovery magazine cover image Pop art
ChatGPT: A Discovery magazine cover image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and Google searches for 'avocado toast' together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a cozy library, a group of students proudly hold their Associates degrees in English language and literature/letters while discussing their favorite books. Nearby, a group of people gather around a table, eagerly tapping away on their phones, searching Google for the perfect recipe for avocado toast.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A Discovery magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: In a cozy library, a group of students proudly hold their Associates degrees in English language and literature/letters while discussing their favorite books. Nearby, a group of people gather around a table, eagerly tapping away on their phones, searching Google for the perfect recipe for avocado toast. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a warm and inviting library setting. In the foreground, place a group of graduates, each holding a diploma and engaged in a conversation about literature. Bring attention to the sense of accomplishment and camaraderie among the students. In the background, represent a bustling scene of individuals around a table, absorbed in their smartphones, capturing the essence of the modern age. Ensure that the ambiance of learning and admiration for literary achievements contrasts with the modern digital distractions.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters caused avocado toast (Google searches for 'avocado toast') to increase. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Associates Abounds: Avocado Allure - A Rhyme Study of English Degrees and Google Searches

The Journal of Linguistic Limericks

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and Google searches for 'avocado toast'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Rhyme words in the title.

Your research team used data from National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9886241 and p < 0.01 for 2011 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Associates Abounds: Avocado Allure - A Rhyme Study of English Degrees and Google Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper presents an analysis of the eyebrow-raising relationship between the number of Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and the frequency of Google searches for 'avocado toast'. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, our research team found a compelling correlation coefficient of 0.9886241 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2011 to 2021. The results of our study uncover a ripe connection between academic pursuits in English and the prevailing fascination with the trendy breakfast delight of avocado toast. We delve into the implications and potential societal influence of this unexpected pairing, offering a toast-worthy blend of humor, data, and culinary curiosity. So, skip the jam-packed commute and cozy up for a delightful dive into the world of associates, avocados, and academia.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and Google searches for 'avocado toast'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Associates Abounds: Avocado Allure - A Rhyme Study of English Degrees and Google Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper presents an analysis of the eyebrow-raising relationship between the number of Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and the frequency of Google searches for 'avocado toast'. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, our research team found a compelling correlation coefficient of 0.9886241 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2011 to 2021. The results of our study uncover a ripe connection between academic pursuits in English and the prevailing fascination with the trendy breakfast delight of avocado toast. We delve into the implications and potential societal influence of this unexpected pairing, offering a toast-worthy blend of humor, data, and culinary curiosity. So, skip the jam-packed commute and cozy up for a delightful dive into the world of associates, avocados, and academia.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
Ah, the fascinating world of academic inquiry – where associations are more than just degrees and correlations hold the statistical equivalent of a captivating romance novel. In this paper, we embark on a journey as whimsical as Alice's adventure in Wonderland, to unravel the peculiar connection between the bestowment of Associates degrees in English language and literature/letters and the irresistible allure of 'avocado toast' showcased in the hallowed halls of Google searches.

With a correlation coefficient that would make even Romeo and Juliet envious, our research team stumbled upon a delightful surprise – a whopping 0.9886241, p < 0.01, for the period from 2011 to 2021. It seems that the proverbial ink of Shakespeare's sonnets and the millennial obsession with smashed green fruit on artisanal bread share more than just their air of sophistication.

As we venture into the fertile fields of academia and gastronomy, we confront the question: Could the pursuit of literary prowess also ignite a zest for the culinary arts or does the siren call of avocado toast lead the inquisitive mind to dabble in the world of English language and literature/letters? An enigma as perplexing as Schroedinger's cat, and yet as alluring as a perfectly ripe avocado.

So, in this paper, we invite you to raise your glasses – or should I say smashed avocados – as we uncover the luscious secrets hidden within the data, and toast to the unexpected liaisons that emerge when academia, statistics, and culinary curiosities collide. It's a feast for the mind and the palate – a lighthearted romp through the unexpected pathways of human interest. Delve in, and savor the quirky blend of academia, avocados, and alliterations, as we unravel the intriguing interplay between Associates degrees, literary fervor, and the ubiquitous appeal of 'avocado toast.'


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and Google searches for 'avocado toast'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading the backs of shampoo bottles.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Associates Abounds: Avocado Allure - A Rhyme Study of English Degrees and Google Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper presents an analysis of the eyebrow-raising relationship between the number of Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and the frequency of Google searches for 'avocado toast'. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, our research team found a compelling correlation coefficient of 0.9886241 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2011 to 2021. The results of our study uncover a ripe connection between academic pursuits in English and the prevailing fascination with the trendy breakfast delight of avocado toast. We delve into the implications and potential societal influence of this unexpected pairing, offering a toast-worthy blend of humor, data, and culinary curiosity. So, skip the jam-packed commute and cozy up for a delightful dive into the world of associates, avocados, and academia.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Ah, the fascinating world of academic inquiry – where associations are more than just degrees and correlations hold the statistical equivalent of a captivating romance novel. In this paper, we embark on a journey as whimsical as Alice's adventure in Wonderland, to unravel the peculiar connection between the bestowment of Associates degrees in English language and literature/letters and the irresistible allure of 'avocado toast' showcased in the hallowed halls of Google searches.
With a correlation coefficient that would make even Romeo and Juliet envious, our research team stumbled upon a delightful surprise – a whopping 0.9886241, p < 0.01, for the period from 2011 to 2021. It seems that the proverbial ink of Shakespeare's sonnets and the millennial obsession with smashed green fruit on artisanal bread share more than just their air of sophistication.
As we venture into the fertile fields of academia and gastronomy, we confront the question: Could the pursuit of literary prowess also ignite a zest for the culinary arts or does the siren call of avocado toast lead the inquisitive mind to dabble in the world of English language and literature/letters? An enigma as perplexing as Schroedinger's cat, and yet as alluring as a perfectly ripe avocado.
So, in this paper, we invite you to raise your glasses – or should I say smashed avocados – as we uncover the luscious secrets hidden within the data, and toast to the unexpected liaisons that emerge when academia, statistics, and culinary curiosities collide. It's a feast for the mind and the palate – a lighthearted romp through the unexpected pathways of human interest. Delve in, and savor the quirky blend of academia, avocados, and alliterations, as we unravel the intriguing interplay between Associates degrees, literary fervor, and the ubiquitous appeal of 'avocado toast.'

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The burgeoning interplay between academic pursuits and culinary curiosities has piqued the interest of researchers and enthusiasts alike. In "The Nexus of Gastronomic Intricacies and Academic Pursuits," Smith and Doe delve into the sizzling connections between education and food trends, establishing a foundation for exploring the unexpected correlations that underpin our investigation. Echoing this blend of intellect and epicurean appeal, Jones et al. highlight in "Slice and Syntax: The Intersection of Literature and Breakfast Fare" a symbolic link between literary studies and morning delicacies.

Transitioning from the academic realm to the world of literature, "The Gourmet Gatsby" by Fitzgerald et al. offers a glimpse into the opulent world of gastronomic splendor, hinting at the unspoken alliance between literary prowess and culinary sophistication. On a more speculative note, "The Avocado Chronicles" by Hemingway et al. introduces a tantalizing tale, leaving readers to question whether avocados have held subtle influence over literary geniuses throughout the ages.

Venturing into uncharted territories of research methodologies, our team embraced an equally eclectic approach to our literature review. In a daring quest for unconventional sources, our investigation probed the depths of unlikely inspiration, perusing the backs of shampoo bottles for hidden revelations. While the concoction of ideas was bubblier than the suds themselves, this unorthodox approach illuminated the multifaceted nature of research and the unexpected sources of insight that can emerge when one is willing to blend academic curiosity with lighthearted exploration.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and Google searches for 'avocado toast'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends . You used data from 2011 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Associates Abounds: Avocado Allure - A Rhyme Study of English Degrees and Google Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper presents an analysis of the eyebrow-raising relationship between the number of Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and the frequency of Google searches for 'avocado toast'. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, our research team found a compelling correlation coefficient of 0.9886241 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2011 to 2021. The results of our study uncover a ripe connection between academic pursuits in English and the prevailing fascination with the trendy breakfast delight of avocado toast. We delve into the implications and potential societal influence of this unexpected pairing, offering a toast-worthy blend of humor, data, and culinary curiosity. So, skip the jam-packed commute and cozy up for a delightful dive into the world of associates, avocados, and academia.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Ah, the fascinating world of academic inquiry – where associations are more than just degrees and correlations hold the statistical equivalent of a captivating romance novel. In this paper, we embark on a journey as whimsical as Alice's adventure in Wonderland, to unravel the peculiar connection between the bestowment of Associates degrees in English language and literature/letters and the irresistible allure of 'avocado toast' showcased in the hallowed halls of Google searches.
With a correlation coefficient that would make even Romeo and Juliet envious, our research team stumbled upon a delightful surprise – a whopping 0.9886241, p < 0.01, for the period from 2011 to 2021. It seems that the proverbial ink of Shakespeare's sonnets and the millennial obsession with smashed green fruit on artisanal bread share more than just their air of sophistication.
As we venture into the fertile fields of academia and gastronomy, we confront the question: Could the pursuit of literary prowess also ignite a zest for the culinary arts or does the siren call of avocado toast lead the inquisitive mind to dabble in the world of English language and literature/letters? An enigma as perplexing as Schroedinger's cat, and yet as alluring as a perfectly ripe avocado.
So, in this paper, we invite you to raise your glasses – or should I say smashed avocados – as we uncover the luscious secrets hidden within the data, and toast to the unexpected liaisons that emerge when academia, statistics, and culinary curiosities collide. It's a feast for the mind and the palate – a lighthearted romp through the unexpected pathways of human interest. Delve in, and savor the quirky blend of academia, avocados, and alliterations, as we unravel the intriguing interplay between Associates degrees, literary fervor, and the ubiquitous appeal of 'avocado toast.'

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To sate our insatiable hunger for knowledge and test the tempting hypothesis of a connection between Associates degrees in English language and literature/letters and the Google search frenzy for 'avocado toast', we embarked on a cunning quest for data. As intrepid researchers, we scoured the digital realm for our prize, utilizing the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends as our primary sources.

Our delicious journey through the ether of information took us from the obscure corners of academic databases to the bustling boulevards of internet search queries. There, amidst the digital commotion, we carefully gathered the annual counts of Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters, as well as the monthly frequency of Google searches for the delectable 'avocado toast' from 2011 to 2021.

With these juicy datasets in hand, we harnessed the power of statistical analysis like a seasoned chef wielding a sauté pan, eager to discern any spicy correlations or succulent associations. Using the sophisticated tools of correlation analysis, we scrutinized the savory interplay between the number of Associates degrees granted and the enticing allure of 'avocado toast' searches.

Our recipe for statistical success involved calculating Pearson's correlation coefficient, which allowed us to quantify the strength and direction of the relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. Additionally, we embraced the art of hypothesis testing to ensure that our findings were not mere flukes of chance but rather robust discoveries worthy of scholarly indulgence.

In concocting this whimsical blend of statistical analyses, we paid keen attention to the potential confounding variables that could skew our results or lead us down a treacherous rabbit hole. We meticulously adjusted for factors such as seasonal trends, regional variations, and the ever-changing landscape of internet culture, ensuring that our findings were as palatable as a perfectly ripened avocado.

Armed with our trove of data and an unyielding zeal for the unexpected, we thrust ourselves into the realm of empirical inquiry, unearthing an enigmatic connection that gleamed like a jewel amidst the mundane statistical landscape. Join us as we dissect the fruits of our labor and present the delectable findings that bridge the realms of academia and epicurean intrigue. Bon appétit!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and Google searches for 'avocado toast'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends .

For the time period 2011 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9886241, r-squared of 0.9773775, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Associates Abounds: Avocado Allure - A Rhyme Study of English Degrees and Google Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper presents an analysis of the eyebrow-raising relationship between the number of Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and the frequency of Google searches for 'avocado toast'. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, our research team found a compelling correlation coefficient of 0.9886241 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2011 to 2021. The results of our study uncover a ripe connection between academic pursuits in English and the prevailing fascination with the trendy breakfast delight of avocado toast. We delve into the implications and potential societal influence of this unexpected pairing, offering a toast-worthy blend of humor, data, and culinary curiosity. So, skip the jam-packed commute and cozy up for a delightful dive into the world of associates, avocados, and academia.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Ah, the fascinating world of academic inquiry – where associations are more than just degrees and correlations hold the statistical equivalent of a captivating romance novel. In this paper, we embark on a journey as whimsical as Alice's adventure in Wonderland, to unravel the peculiar connection between the bestowment of Associates degrees in English language and literature/letters and the irresistible allure of 'avocado toast' showcased in the hallowed halls of Google searches.
With a correlation coefficient that would make even Romeo and Juliet envious, our research team stumbled upon a delightful surprise – a whopping 0.9886241, p < 0.01, for the period from 2011 to 2021. It seems that the proverbial ink of Shakespeare's sonnets and the millennial obsession with smashed green fruit on artisanal bread share more than just their air of sophistication.
As we venture into the fertile fields of academia and gastronomy, we confront the question: Could the pursuit of literary prowess also ignite a zest for the culinary arts or does the siren call of avocado toast lead the inquisitive mind to dabble in the world of English language and literature/letters? An enigma as perplexing as Schroedinger's cat, and yet as alluring as a perfectly ripe avocado.
So, in this paper, we invite you to raise your glasses – or should I say smashed avocados – as we uncover the luscious secrets hidden within the data, and toast to the unexpected liaisons that emerge when academia, statistics, and culinary curiosities collide. It's a feast for the mind and the palate – a lighthearted romp through the unexpected pathways of human interest. Delve in, and savor the quirky blend of academia, avocados, and alliterations, as we unravel the intriguing interplay between Associates degrees, literary fervor, and the ubiquitous appeal of 'avocado toast.'

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The findings of this study reveal a remarkably strong positive correlation between the number of Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and the frequency of Google searches for 'avocado toast'. Upon crunching the numbers, we discovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9886241, indicating a nearly perfect positive linear relationship. This eyebrow-raising correlation, with an r-squared value of 0.9773775, suggests that the pursuit of literary enlightenment and the desire for a breakfast delight of mashed avocados on toast are more intertwined than previously thought. In other words, it seems that a penchant for prose is accompanied by a penchant for, well, toast!

The scatterplot showcased in Figure 1 visually encapsulates the compelling connection between the two variables. The data points form a nearly straight-line pattern, demonstrating a tight and tantalizing relationship that captivates the imagination and tickles the taste buds. The plot leaves little room for doubt – the association between the number of Associates degrees in English and the public's love affair with avocado toast is as clear as the morning sun on a perfectly sliced avocado.

It is worth noting that the p-value of less than 0.01 provides robust evidence against the null hypothesis, confirming that this correlation is not the result of mere coincidence or statistical fluke. The link between literary pursuits and culinary curiosity remains ripe for exploration, and our findings suggest that this connection is no mere flight of fancy but an empirical reality worth a toast, or perhaps a raised avocado, to.

Thus, our analysis offers compelling evidence that the academic ardor for English studies and the popular fascination with 'avocado toast' are more than mere happenstance. So, let's raise a toast to the unexpected harmony between literature and avocados, and relish the delightfully surprising connections that emerge when crossing the realms of academia, gastronomy, and statistical analysis. Cheers to a delightful concoction of words, spreads, and data that leaves us pondering the curious ways of the human mind and palate!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and Google searches for 'avocado toast'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Associates Abounds: Avocado Allure - A Rhyme Study of English Degrees and Google Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper presents an analysis of the eyebrow-raising relationship between the number of Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and the frequency of Google searches for 'avocado toast'. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, our research team found a compelling correlation coefficient of 0.9886241 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2011 to 2021. The results of our study uncover a ripe connection between academic pursuits in English and the prevailing fascination with the trendy breakfast delight of avocado toast. We delve into the implications and potential societal influence of this unexpected pairing, offering a toast-worthy blend of humor, data, and culinary curiosity. So, skip the jam-packed commute and cozy up for a delightful dive into the world of associates, avocados, and academia.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The burgeoning interplay between academic pursuits and culinary curiosities has piqued the interest of researchers and enthusiasts alike. In "The Nexus of Gastronomic Intricacies and Academic Pursuits," Smith and Doe delve into the sizzling connections between education and food trends, establishing a foundation for exploring the unexpected correlations that underpin our investigation. Echoing this blend of intellect and epicurean appeal, Jones et al. highlight in "Slice and Syntax: The Intersection of Literature and Breakfast Fare" a symbolic link between literary studies and morning delicacies.
Transitioning from the academic realm to the world of literature, "The Gourmet Gatsby" by Fitzgerald et al. offers a glimpse into the opulent world of gastronomic splendor, hinting at the unspoken alliance between literary prowess and culinary sophistication. On a more speculative note, "The Avocado Chronicles" by Hemingway et al. introduces a tantalizing tale, leaving readers to question whether avocados have held subtle influence over literary geniuses throughout the ages.
Venturing into uncharted territories of research methodologies, our team embraced an equally eclectic approach to our literature review. In a daring quest for unconventional sources, our investigation probed the depths of unlikely inspiration, perusing the backs of shampoo bottles for hidden revelations. While the concoction of ideas was bubblier than the suds themselves, this unorthodox approach illuminated the multifaceted nature of research and the unexpected sources of insight that can emerge when one is willing to blend academic curiosity with lighthearted exploration.

[[RESULTS]]
The findings of this study reveal a remarkably strong positive correlation between the number of Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and the frequency of Google searches for 'avocado toast'. Upon crunching the numbers, we discovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9886241, indicating a nearly perfect positive linear relationship. This eyebrow-raising correlation, with an r-squared value of 0.9773775, suggests that the pursuit of literary enlightenment and the desire for a breakfast delight of mashed avocados on toast are more intertwined than previously thought. In other words, it seems that a penchant for prose is accompanied by a penchant for, well, toast!
The scatterplot showcased in Figure 1 visually encapsulates the compelling connection between the two variables. The data points form a nearly straight-line pattern, demonstrating a tight and tantalizing relationship that captivates the imagination and tickles the taste buds. The plot leaves little room for doubt – the association between the number of Associates degrees in English and the public's love affair with avocado toast is as clear as the morning sun on a perfectly sliced avocado.
It is worth noting that the p-value of less than 0.01 provides robust evidence against the null hypothesis, confirming that this correlation is not the result of mere coincidence or statistical fluke. The link between literary pursuits and culinary curiosity remains ripe for exploration, and our findings suggest that this connection is no mere flight of fancy but an empirical reality worth a toast, or perhaps a raised avocado, to.
Thus, our analysis offers compelling evidence that the academic ardor for English studies and the popular fascination with 'avocado toast' are more than mere happenstance. So, let's raise a toast to the unexpected harmony between literature and avocados, and relish the delightfully surprising connections that emerge when crossing the realms of academia, gastronomy, and statistical analysis. Cheers to a delightful concoction of words, spreads, and data that leaves us pondering the curious ways of the human mind and palate!

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The correlation between Associates degrees in English language and literature/letters and Google searches for 'avocado toast' may seem as strange as a scientist at a poetry slam, but our findings provide food for thought that is worth savoring. Our results corroborate the prior literature, which hinted at the tantalizing connection between breakfast fare and academic pursuits, and lend statistical weight to the pun-worthy hypothesis that literary aficionados are not just well-read, but also well-fed.

Our study echoes the work of Smith and Doe, who first stirred the pot by exploring the convergence of education and epicurean indulgences. Now, we can confidently assert that the symbiotic relationship extends beyond just a shared spotlight on the breakfast table. As Jones et al. suggested, the convergence of slice and syntax is not merely a casual observation but a compelling statistical reality.

The nearly perfect positive linear relationship we unearthed, with a correlation coefficient akin to a perfectly ripe avocado, underscores the robust association between linguistic enlightenment and culinary curiosity. Yes, the r-squared value implies that nearly 98% of the variance in Google searches for 'avocado toast' can be explained by the number of Associates degrees in English awarded – a truly smashing result, if we do say so ourselves.

Furthermore, our exploit into unconventional literature contributes to the broader conversation about the unexpected sources of insight that can emerge when conducting research. The unorthodox sampling of shampoo bottle wisdom, while frothier than a vigorously shaken cocktail, has illuminated the multidimensional aspects of research, reinforcing the idea that scholarship need not be constrained by convention.

It must be emphasized that the p-value of less than 0.01 firmly plucks any doubt from this statistical salad, affirming the robustness of the avocado toast-literary pursuits connection. This is no mere fluke, no statistical serendipity, but a bona fide empirical relationship that demands attention.

In conclusion, our study provides a unique blend of academically-tinged palatability and empirical gusto, shedding light on the surprising fusion of literary finesse and culinary curiosity. As we raise a metaphorical toast to the entwined destinies of English degrees and avocado toast, let us remember that in the grand banquet of research, sometimes the most unlikely pairings serve up the most delectable insights. Cheers to the potent blend of scholarly inquiry and edible fascination that leaves us pondering the marvelously appetizing and intellectually flavorful intersections of human interests and statistical scrutiny.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and Google searches for 'avocado toast'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Associates Abounds: Avocado Allure - A Rhyme Study of English Degrees and Google Searches"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper presents an analysis of the eyebrow-raising relationship between the number of Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and the frequency of Google searches for 'avocado toast'. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, our research team found a compelling correlation coefficient of 0.9886241 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2011 to 2021. The results of our study uncover a ripe connection between academic pursuits in English and the prevailing fascination with the trendy breakfast delight of avocado toast. We delve into the implications and potential societal influence of this unexpected pairing, offering a toast-worthy blend of humor, data, and culinary curiosity. So, skip the jam-packed commute and cozy up for a delightful dive into the world of associates, avocados, and academia.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Ah, the fascinating world of academic inquiry – where associations are more than just degrees and correlations hold the statistical equivalent of a captivating romance novel. In this paper, we embark on a journey as whimsical as Alice's adventure in Wonderland, to unravel the peculiar connection between the bestowment of Associates degrees in English language and literature/letters and the irresistible allure of 'avocado toast' showcased in the hallowed halls of Google searches.
With a correlation coefficient that would make even Romeo and Juliet envious, our research team stumbled upon a delightful surprise – a whopping 0.9886241, p < 0.01, for the period from 2011 to 2021. It seems that the proverbial ink of Shakespeare's sonnets and the millennial obsession with smashed green fruit on artisanal bread share more than just their air of sophistication.
As we venture into the fertile fields of academia and gastronomy, we confront the question: Could the pursuit of literary prowess also ignite a zest for the culinary arts or does the siren call of avocado toast lead the inquisitive mind to dabble in the world of English language and literature/letters? An enigma as perplexing as Schroedinger's cat, and yet as alluring as a perfectly ripe avocado.
So, in this paper, we invite you to raise your glasses – or should I say smashed avocados – as we uncover the luscious secrets hidden within the data, and toast to the unexpected liaisons that emerge when academia, statistics, and culinary curiosities collide. It's a feast for the mind and the palate – a lighthearted romp through the unexpected pathways of human interest. Delve in, and savor the quirky blend of academia, avocados, and alliterations, as we unravel the intriguing interplay between Associates degrees, literary fervor, and the ubiquitous appeal of 'avocado toast.'

[[RESULTS]]
The findings of this study reveal a remarkably strong positive correlation between the number of Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and the frequency of Google searches for 'avocado toast'. Upon crunching the numbers, we discovered a correlation coefficient of 0.9886241, indicating a nearly perfect positive linear relationship. This eyebrow-raising correlation, with an r-squared value of 0.9773775, suggests that the pursuit of literary enlightenment and the desire for a breakfast delight of mashed avocados on toast are more intertwined than previously thought. In other words, it seems that a penchant for prose is accompanied by a penchant for, well, toast!
The scatterplot showcased in Figure 1 visually encapsulates the compelling connection between the two variables. The data points form a nearly straight-line pattern, demonstrating a tight and tantalizing relationship that captivates the imagination and tickles the taste buds. The plot leaves little room for doubt – the association between the number of Associates degrees in English and the public's love affair with avocado toast is as clear as the morning sun on a perfectly sliced avocado.
It is worth noting that the p-value of less than 0.01 provides robust evidence against the null hypothesis, confirming that this correlation is not the result of mere coincidence or statistical fluke. The link between literary pursuits and culinary curiosity remains ripe for exploration, and our findings suggest that this connection is no mere flight of fancy but an empirical reality worth a toast, or perhaps a raised avocado, to.
Thus, our analysis offers compelling evidence that the academic ardor for English studies and the popular fascination with 'avocado toast' are more than mere happenstance. So, let's raise a toast to the unexpected harmony between literature and avocados, and relish the delightfully surprising connections that emerge when crossing the realms of academia, gastronomy, and statistical analysis. Cheers to a delightful concoction of words, spreads, and data that leaves us pondering the curious ways of the human mind and palate!

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, it's as clear as an avocado's vibrant green hue that the connection between Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and Google searches for 'avocado toast' is as deliciously strong as a perfectly ripened fruit. Our research has peeled back the layers of this quirky phenomenon, revealing a correlation coefficient so robust that it'll leave you wondering whether to cite Shakespeare or Nigella Lawson in your next academic paper.

The statistical seasoning in our analysis not only confirms the connection but also leaves us with a sense of wonder at the curious paths that human interests tread. As we toast to these enchanting findings, it's evident that some mysteries are best savored without overanalyzing– much like the perfect blend of mashed avocado and agriculturally inclined bread.

So, with a spirit as determined as a millennial brunch-goer on a quest for perfectly smashed avocados, we raise our data-driven glasses and declare this research a delightful romp through the unexpected connections of academia, gastronomy, and the whimsical machinations of the human mind.

In light of these findings, we advocate for a lighthearted embrace of these unusual convergences, celebrating the sweet symphony of literary merit and the savory allure of avocado-infused breakfasts. We conclude that further research in this particular area may not be as fruitful as, well, an avocado tree in Antarctica. Therefore, we encourage researchers to spread their inquiries to other equally ripe – and somewhat less bizarre – topics.

In the immortal words of William Shakespeare (albeit adapted to our culinary context): "If avocados be the food of love, smash on." For if nothing else, this research has shown that in the world of academic inquiry, sometimes the most unexpected connections are the ones worth savoring.

So, let's raise our metaphorical toast – maybe even with a hint of avocado – in celebration of this wonderfully whimsical journey through the intersection of literary pursuit and culinary curiosity. As for future studies on this peculiar pairing, it appears that this research has spread all the avocado knowledge we need - it's time for us to find another dish to dissect!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Associates Abounds: Avocado Allure - A Rhyme Study of English Degrees and Google Searches. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Linguistic Limericks


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Associates Abounds: Avocado Allure - A Rhyme Study of English Degrees and Google Searches. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Linguistic Jocularity and Nutritional Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Associates Abounds: Avocado Allure - A Rhyme Study of English Degrees and Google Searches with an abstract of This research paper presents an analysis of the eyebrow-raising relationship between the number of Associates degrees awarded in English language and literature/letters and the frequency of Google searches for 'avocado toast'. Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, our research team found a compelling correlation coefficient of 0.9886241 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2011 to 2021. The results of our study uncover a ripe connection between academic pursuits in English and the prevailing fascination with the trendy breakfast delight of avocado toast. We delve into the implications and potential societal influence of this unexpected pairing, offering a toast-worthy blend of humor, data, and culinary curiosity. So, skip the jam-packed commute and cozy up for a delightful dive into the world of associates, avocados, and academia.

ChatGPT:

Associates degrees, English language and literature, English degrees, Google searches, avocado toast, National Center for Education Statistics, Google Trends, correlation coefficient, academic pursuits, culinary curiosity, societal influence, academic study

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Data details

Associates degrees awarded in literature
Detailed data title: Associate's degrees conferred by postsecondary institutions with a field of study of English language and literature/letters
Source: National Center for Education Statistics
See what else correlates with Associates degrees awarded in literature

Google searches for 'avocado toast'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'avocado toast' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

See what else correlates with Google searches for 'avocado toast'

Correlation r = 0.9886241 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9773775 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 97.7% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'avocado toast') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Associates degrees awarded in literature) over the 11 years from 2011 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.03E-8. 0.0000000102864827930578490000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.99 in 1.03E-6% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 97,214,959 random variables You don't actually need 97 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 10 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 10 because we have two variables measured over a period of 11 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.96, 1 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Associates degrees awarded in literature (Degrees awarded)20192137208920822324255128703133334034343601
Google searches for 'avocado toast' (Rel. search volume)11.083332.55.1666712.252442.25495672.7565.25




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([2019,2137,2089,2082,2324,2551,2870,3133,3340,3434,3601,])
array_2 = np.array([1,1.08333,2.5,5.16667,12.25,24,42.25,49,56,72.75,65.25,])
array_1_name = "Associates degrees awarded in literature"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'avocado toast'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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