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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Popularity of the first name Zena and the second variable is Motor vehicle thefts in New Mexico.  The chart goes from 1985 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the name Zena gained popularity, more and more parents were inspired to name their children after the famous warrior princess. This led to a surge in young girls with fierce, crime-fighting attitudes. As these pint-sized Zenas roamed the streets of New Mexico, they inadvertently incited a wave of motor vehicle thefts, channeling their inner Xena and taking joyrides in a quest for adventure. Little did anyone know, the rise of Zenas across the state was driving a new kind of car chaos.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Prompt: Generate a cute cartoon scene where a bright red car with the name "ZENA" painted on the side is parked in a bustling square. A group of happy people surrounds the car, admiring it with smiles on their faces. In the background, a caution tape surrounds an empty parking spot where another car was stolen. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Popularity of the first name Zena and Motor vehicle thefts in New Mexico. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Glitch art Cutsy art illustration Cute cartoon Cutsy graphics Cubism
ChatGPT: Cute cartoon

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Popularity of the first name Zena and Motor vehicle thefts in New Mexico together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A bright red car with the name "ZENA" painted on the side is surrounded by a group of people admiring it. In the background, a caution tape surrounds an empty parking spot where a car was stolen.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Cute cartoon ] and depicting this scene: A bright red car with the name "ZENA" painted on the side is surrounded by a group of people admiring it. In the background, a caution tape surrounds an empty parking spot where a car was stolen. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Prompt: Generate a cute cartoon scene where a bright red car with the name "ZENA" painted on the side is parked in a bustling square. A group of happy people surrounds the car, admiring it with smiles on their faces. In the background, a caution tape surrounds an empty parking spot where another car was stolen.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Popularity of the first name Zena caused Motor vehicle thefts in New Mexico to increase.\Make it sound serious until the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Zena’s Bewitching Influence: A Study of the Correlation between the Popularity of the Name Zena and Motor Vehicle Thefts in New Mexico

The Journal of Pseudoscientific Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Zena and Motor vehicle thefts in New Mexico. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.

Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.6628764 and p < 0.01 for 1985 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Zena’s Bewitching Influence: A Study of the Correlation between the Popularity of the Name "Zena" and Motor Vehicle Thefts in New Mexico

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper discusses the intriguing relationship between the prevalence of the name "Zena" and the occurrences of motor vehicle thefts in the state of New Mexico. Using data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning from 1985 to 2022, our research team has uncovered a positive correlation between the popularity of this unique name and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts, with a correlation coefficient of 0.6628764 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This study sheds light on the unexpected influence of nomenclature in real-world phenomena and raises stimulating questions about the power of names. Perhaps there's something magical about the name Zena that captivates both people and automobiles, leading to this curious connection. Our findings not only contribute to the field of sociology but also serve as a reminder that correlations, no matter how unusual, should always be approached with a critical eye. We invite further research and exploration into the enchanting world of name-related associations and their impact on societal patterns.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Zena and Motor vehicle thefts in New Mexico. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Zena’s Bewitching Influence: A Study of the Correlation between the Popularity of the Name "Zena" and Motor Vehicle Thefts in New Mexico

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper discusses the intriguing relationship between the prevalence of the name "Zena" and the occurrences of motor vehicle thefts in the state of New Mexico. Using data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning from 1985 to 2022, our research team has uncovered a positive correlation between the popularity of this unique name and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts, with a correlation coefficient of 0.6628764 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This study sheds light on the unexpected influence of nomenclature in real-world phenomena and raises stimulating questions about the power of names. Perhaps there's something magical about the name Zena that captivates both people and automobiles, leading to this curious connection. Our findings not only contribute to the field of sociology but also serve as a reminder that correlations, no matter how unusual, should always be approached with a critical eye. We invite further research and exploration into the enchanting world of name-related associations and their impact on societal patterns.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

As Shakespeare famously stated, "What's in a name?" Well, our latest research delves into the curious and unexpected impact that a name can have on the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts. Specifically, we set out to explore the correlation between the popularity of the name "Zena" and the incidence of car thefts in the state of New Mexico. Little did we know that our investigation would lead us into the intriguing intersection of nomenclature and crime statistics.

While the link between Zena and motor vehicle thefts may at first seem far-fetched, our study is grounded in rigorous data analysis spanning nearly four decades. We obtained data from the US Social Security Administration to track the trends in the popularity of the name "Zena" from 1985 to 2022 and complemented this with statistics from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to capture the occurrences of motor vehicle thefts during the same period.

Our initial exploration into the vast sea of names and crime statistics yielded a surprising finding: a positive correlation between the frequency of the name "Zena" and the prevalence of motor vehicle thefts. The calculated correlation coefficient of 0.6628764 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, shook our perception of the power of names in societal phenomena. It seemed as if the name "Zena" possessed a bewitching influence that entangled both people and automobiles in New Mexico.

The implications of our findings extend beyond mere statistical curiosities. They prompt us to question the deeper, more obscure forces at play in the fabric of society. After all, who would have thought that a particular moniker could wield such an influence over crime patterns? With a touch of whimsy and a dash of statistical rigor, our study stands poised to challenge conventional wisdom and stir up conversation in unexpected ways.

In the pages that follow, we will delve into the intricacies of our data analysis and provide insights into the potential factors underlying this mysterious correlation. We invite our readers to join us in this journey of discovery, where the seemingly mundane realm of names converges with the enigmatic world of criminal behavior. Let's embark on this adventure of uncovering the captivating connection between Zena and the purloined automobiles of New Mexico. Who knows what other surprises may lie in wait amidst the statistics and nomenclature?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Zena and Motor vehicle thefts in New Mexico. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Perhaps you also got inspiration from some board games that are vaugely related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Zena’s Bewitching Influence: A Study of the Correlation between the Popularity of the Name "Zena" and Motor Vehicle Thefts in New Mexico

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper discusses the intriguing relationship between the prevalence of the name "Zena" and the occurrences of motor vehicle thefts in the state of New Mexico. Using data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning from 1985 to 2022, our research team has uncovered a positive correlation between the popularity of this unique name and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts, with a correlation coefficient of 0.6628764 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This study sheds light on the unexpected influence of nomenclature in real-world phenomena and raises stimulating questions about the power of names. Perhaps there's something magical about the name Zena that captivates both people and automobiles, leading to this curious connection. Our findings not only contribute to the field of sociology but also serve as a reminder that correlations, no matter how unusual, should always be approached with a critical eye. We invite further research and exploration into the enchanting world of name-related associations and their impact on societal patterns.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
As Shakespeare famously stated, "What's in a name?" Well, our latest research delves into the curious and unexpected impact that a name can have on the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts. Specifically, we set out to explore the correlation between the popularity of the name "Zena" and the incidence of car thefts in the state of New Mexico. Little did we know that our investigation would lead us into the intriguing intersection of nomenclature and crime statistics.
While the link between Zena and motor vehicle thefts may at first seem far-fetched, our study is grounded in rigorous data analysis spanning nearly four decades. We obtained data from the US Social Security Administration to track the trends in the popularity of the name "Zena" from 1985 to 2022 and complemented this with statistics from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to capture the occurrences of motor vehicle thefts during the same period.
Our initial exploration into the vast sea of names and crime statistics yielded a surprising finding: a positive correlation between the frequency of the name "Zena" and the prevalence of motor vehicle thefts. The calculated correlation coefficient of 0.6628764 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, shook our perception of the power of names in societal phenomena. It seemed as if the name "Zena" possessed a bewitching influence that entangled both people and automobiles in New Mexico.
The implications of our findings extend beyond mere statistical curiosities. They prompt us to question the deeper, more obscure forces at play in the fabric of society. After all, who would have thought that a particular moniker could wield such an influence over crime patterns? With a touch of whimsy and a dash of statistical rigor, our study stands poised to challenge conventional wisdom and stir up conversation in unexpected ways.
In the pages that follow, we will delve into the intricacies of our data analysis and provide insights into the potential factors underlying this mysterious correlation. We invite our readers to join us in this journey of discovery, where the seemingly mundane realm of names converges with the enigmatic world of criminal behavior. Let's embark on this adventure of uncovering the captivating connection between Zena and the purloined automobiles of New Mexico. Who knows what other surprises may lie in wait amidst the statistics and nomenclature?

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The relationship between names and their influence on social phenomena has been a topic of interest for scholars across various disciplines. Academic studies such as those by Smith (2010), Doe (2015), and Jones (2018) have explored the psychological, sociological, and cultural implications of names, shedding light on the intricate ways in which nomenclature intersects with human behavior. However, few could have foreseen the peculiar direction our research would take, as we ventured into the realm of motor vehicle thefts and the captivating name "Zena".

In "Names and Their Impact on Social Dynamics," Smith (2010) discusses the psychological significance of names and their role in individual identity formation. Doe (2015) further delves into the socio-cultural aspects of naming conventions, highlighting the societal constructs embedded within nomenclature. Similarly, Jones (2018) examines the influence of names on consumer behavior, presenting compelling evidence of the subtle yet influential sway of certain monikers.

Moving beyond the academic realm, non-fiction works such as "Naming and Society" by Linguist L. Hayes (2013) and "The Power of Names" by Psychologist R. Clark (2017) offer in-depth explorations of the manifold ways in which names shape human interactions and societal dynamics. On a more creative note, fiction books such as "The Name Spell" by Fantasy Writer K. Tolkien (2005) and "The Enigmatic Moniker" by Mystery Author A. Christie (2012) add an imaginative dimension to the potential influence of names in mysterious occurrences.

Perhaps even the realm of board games holds clues to this enigma, with titles like "Clue" and "Mysterium" teasing the mind with their tantalizingly cryptic scenarios and unanticipated connections. Could there be a parallel to the seemingly improbable correlation between the name "Zena" and motor vehicle thefts in New Mexico? The whimsical possibilities abound, inviting us to consider the unexpected confluence of nomenclature and crime in a new light.

Our foray into this unconventional territory serves as a reminder that behind every seemingly mundane phenomenon, there lies the potential for inexplicable connections and uncharted discoveries. As we embark on this scholarly expedition, encompassing both the serious and the offbeat, we aim to unravel the captivating nexus between the popularity of the name "Zena" and the unanticipated alignment of cars with their bewitching namesake.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Zena and Motor vehicle thefts in New Mexico. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services . You used data from 1985 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Zena’s Bewitching Influence: A Study of the Correlation between the Popularity of the Name "Zena" and Motor Vehicle Thefts in New Mexico

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper discusses the intriguing relationship between the prevalence of the name "Zena" and the occurrences of motor vehicle thefts in the state of New Mexico. Using data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning from 1985 to 2022, our research team has uncovered a positive correlation between the popularity of this unique name and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts, with a correlation coefficient of 0.6628764 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This study sheds light on the unexpected influence of nomenclature in real-world phenomena and raises stimulating questions about the power of names. Perhaps there's something magical about the name Zena that captivates both people and automobiles, leading to this curious connection. Our findings not only contribute to the field of sociology but also serve as a reminder that correlations, no matter how unusual, should always be approached with a critical eye. We invite further research and exploration into the enchanting world of name-related associations and their impact on societal patterns.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
As Shakespeare famously stated, "What's in a name?" Well, our latest research delves into the curious and unexpected impact that a name can have on the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts. Specifically, we set out to explore the correlation between the popularity of the name "Zena" and the incidence of car thefts in the state of New Mexico. Little did we know that our investigation would lead us into the intriguing intersection of nomenclature and crime statistics.
While the link between Zena and motor vehicle thefts may at first seem far-fetched, our study is grounded in rigorous data analysis spanning nearly four decades. We obtained data from the US Social Security Administration to track the trends in the popularity of the name "Zena" from 1985 to 2022 and complemented this with statistics from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to capture the occurrences of motor vehicle thefts during the same period.
Our initial exploration into the vast sea of names and crime statistics yielded a surprising finding: a positive correlation between the frequency of the name "Zena" and the prevalence of motor vehicle thefts. The calculated correlation coefficient of 0.6628764 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, shook our perception of the power of names in societal phenomena. It seemed as if the name "Zena" possessed a bewitching influence that entangled both people and automobiles in New Mexico.
The implications of our findings extend beyond mere statistical curiosities. They prompt us to question the deeper, more obscure forces at play in the fabric of society. After all, who would have thought that a particular moniker could wield such an influence over crime patterns? With a touch of whimsy and a dash of statistical rigor, our study stands poised to challenge conventional wisdom and stir up conversation in unexpected ways.
In the pages that follow, we will delve into the intricacies of our data analysis and provide insights into the potential factors underlying this mysterious correlation. We invite our readers to join us in this journey of discovery, where the seemingly mundane realm of names converges with the enigmatic world of criminal behavior. Let's embark on this adventure of uncovering the captivating connection between Zena and the purloined automobiles of New Mexico. Who knows what other surprises may lie in wait amidst the statistics and nomenclature?

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unearth the enigmatic connection between the popularity of the name "Zena" and the prevalence of motor vehicle thefts in New Mexico, our research team embarked on an odyssey through the seas of data and statistical analysis. Our methodology was as elaborate as a magician's sleight of hand, weaving together disparate strands of information in a quest for understanding.

We commenced our data collection by harnessing the formidable powers of the internet, scouring every digital nook and cranny for resources to fuel our inquiry. The primary sources of our data were the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, their databases serving as the treasure troves from which we extracted the nuggets of information necessary for our investigation. We limited our search to data spanning from 1985 to 2022, a time frame that promised to unearth the evolution of both the name "Zena" and the furtive movements of pilfered automobiles.

The data obtained from the US Social Security Administration offered insights into the ebbs and flows of the name "Zena" over the years, allowing us to discern its waxing and waning popularity. Meanwhile, the data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services provided a window into the world of motor vehicle thefts, offering a glimpse into the underbelly of crime statistics in New Mexico. Our rigorous efforts to harmonize these disparate datasets formed the bedrock of our methodological approach, akin to coaxing a semblance of harmony from unruly musical instruments.

Employing statistical tools that would make even a seasoned mathematician raise an eyebrow, we calculated the correlation coefficient between the frequency of the name "Zena" and the prevalence of motor vehicle thefts in New Mexico. The meticulous crunching of numbers culminated in a correlation coefficient of 0.6628764, hinting at a relationship that was more than mere happenstance.

In the realm of statistical analysis, our team navigated through the treacherous seas of p-values, seeking to discern the significance of the discovered correlation. To our astonishment, the p-value emerged as less than 0.01, indicating a statistically significant association between the enchanting allure of "Zena" and the illicit dance of automobiles in the realm of New Mexico.

The culmination of our methodological adventure resulted in a tapestry of data, woven together with arcane statistical incantations, each thread a revelation in the ongoing saga of Zena's bewitching influence. This methodology, though unconventional and peppered with whimsical moments of discovery, stands as a testament to the relentless pursuit of uncovering the unexpected, even if it emerges from the unsuspecting world of nomenclature and motor vehicle thefts.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Zena and Motor vehicle thefts in New Mexico. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services .

For the time period 1985 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.6628764, r-squared of 0.4394051, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Zena’s Bewitching Influence: A Study of the Correlation between the Popularity of the Name "Zena" and Motor Vehicle Thefts in New Mexico

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper discusses the intriguing relationship between the prevalence of the name "Zena" and the occurrences of motor vehicle thefts in the state of New Mexico. Using data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning from 1985 to 2022, our research team has uncovered a positive correlation between the popularity of this unique name and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts, with a correlation coefficient of 0.6628764 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This study sheds light on the unexpected influence of nomenclature in real-world phenomena and raises stimulating questions about the power of names. Perhaps there's something magical about the name Zena that captivates both people and automobiles, leading to this curious connection. Our findings not only contribute to the field of sociology but also serve as a reminder that correlations, no matter how unusual, should always be approached with a critical eye. We invite further research and exploration into the enchanting world of name-related associations and their impact on societal patterns.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
As Shakespeare famously stated, "What's in a name?" Well, our latest research delves into the curious and unexpected impact that a name can have on the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts. Specifically, we set out to explore the correlation between the popularity of the name "Zena" and the incidence of car thefts in the state of New Mexico. Little did we know that our investigation would lead us into the intriguing intersection of nomenclature and crime statistics.
While the link between Zena and motor vehicle thefts may at first seem far-fetched, our study is grounded in rigorous data analysis spanning nearly four decades. We obtained data from the US Social Security Administration to track the trends in the popularity of the name "Zena" from 1985 to 2022 and complemented this with statistics from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to capture the occurrences of motor vehicle thefts during the same period.
Our initial exploration into the vast sea of names and crime statistics yielded a surprising finding: a positive correlation between the frequency of the name "Zena" and the prevalence of motor vehicle thefts. The calculated correlation coefficient of 0.6628764 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, shook our perception of the power of names in societal phenomena. It seemed as if the name "Zena" possessed a bewitching influence that entangled both people and automobiles in New Mexico.
The implications of our findings extend beyond mere statistical curiosities. They prompt us to question the deeper, more obscure forces at play in the fabric of society. After all, who would have thought that a particular moniker could wield such an influence over crime patterns? With a touch of whimsy and a dash of statistical rigor, our study stands poised to challenge conventional wisdom and stir up conversation in unexpected ways.
In the pages that follow, we will delve into the intricacies of our data analysis and provide insights into the potential factors underlying this mysterious correlation. We invite our readers to join us in this journey of discovery, where the seemingly mundane realm of names converges with the enigmatic world of criminal behavior. Let's embark on this adventure of uncovering the captivating connection between Zena and the purloined automobiles of New Mexico. Who knows what other surprises may lie in wait amidst the statistics and nomenclature?

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the data collected from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services revealed an intriguing relationship between the popularity of the name "Zena" and the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts in New Mexico. With a correlation coefficient of 0.6628764 and an r-squared value of 0.4394051, a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, these results indicate a noteworthy association between the two variables.

As depicted in Figure 1, the scatterplot clearly illustrates the strong positive correlation between the prevalence of the name "Zena" and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in the state of New Mexico. The data points are closely distributed along a line, suggesting a clear pattern that supports the observed correlation.

The findings not only offer statistical evidence of the connection between the popularity of the name "Zena" and motor vehicle thefts but also underscore the need for further investigation into the potential drivers of this correlation. Perhaps there are underlying societal or psychological factors at play that contribute to this unexpected phenomenon, or maybe there's a hidden charm in the name "Zena" that exerts an inexplicable influence on both individuals and automobiles.

These results open a door to the enchanting world of name-related associations and their impact on societal phenomena, inviting researchers to delve deeper into the captivating realm of nomenclature and its surprising implications. The unconventional nature of this correlation serves as a reminder that unconventional avenues of exploration can yield valuable insights, challenging preconceived notions and stimulating discourse in unanticipated ways.

We urge readers to approach these findings with a discerning eye, recognizing the potential for unanticipated discoveries within the seemingly mundane terrain of name popularity and its unforeseen connection to criminal behavior. This study invites further inquiry and invites scholars to join us in unraveling the captivating connection between the name "Zena" and the prevalence of stolen automobiles in New Mexico, opening the door to a world of unexpected correlations and thought-provoking implications.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Zena and Motor vehicle thefts in New Mexico. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Zena’s Bewitching Influence: A Study of the Correlation between the Popularity of the Name "Zena" and Motor Vehicle Thefts in New Mexico

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper discusses the intriguing relationship between the prevalence of the name "Zena" and the occurrences of motor vehicle thefts in the state of New Mexico. Using data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning from 1985 to 2022, our research team has uncovered a positive correlation between the popularity of this unique name and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts, with a correlation coefficient of 0.6628764 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This study sheds light on the unexpected influence of nomenclature in real-world phenomena and raises stimulating questions about the power of names. Perhaps there's something magical about the name Zena that captivates both people and automobiles, leading to this curious connection. Our findings not only contribute to the field of sociology but also serve as a reminder that correlations, no matter how unusual, should always be approached with a critical eye. We invite further research and exploration into the enchanting world of name-related associations and their impact on societal patterns.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The relationship between names and their influence on social phenomena has been a topic of interest for scholars across various disciplines. Academic studies such as those by Smith (2010), Doe (2015), and Jones (2018) have explored the psychological, sociological, and cultural implications of names, shedding light on the intricate ways in which nomenclature intersects with human behavior. However, few could have foreseen the peculiar direction our research would take, as we ventured into the realm of motor vehicle thefts and the captivating name "Zena".
In "Names and Their Impact on Social Dynamics," Smith (2010) discusses the psychological significance of names and their role in individual identity formation. Doe (2015) further delves into the socio-cultural aspects of naming conventions, highlighting the societal constructs embedded within nomenclature. Similarly, Jones (2018) examines the influence of names on consumer behavior, presenting compelling evidence of the subtle yet influential sway of certain monikers.
Moving beyond the academic realm, non-fiction works such as "Naming and Society" by Linguist L. Hayes (2013) and "The Power of Names" by Psychologist R. Clark (2017) offer in-depth explorations of the manifold ways in which names shape human interactions and societal dynamics. On a more creative note, fiction books such as "The Name Spell" by Fantasy Writer K. Tolkien (2005) and "The Enigmatic Moniker" by Mystery Author A. Christie (2012) add an imaginative dimension to the potential influence of names in mysterious occurrences.
Perhaps even the realm of board games holds clues to this enigma, with titles like "Clue" and "Mysterium" teasing the mind with their tantalizingly cryptic scenarios and unanticipated connections. Could there be a parallel to the seemingly improbable correlation between the name "Zena" and motor vehicle thefts in New Mexico? The whimsical possibilities abound, inviting us to consider the unexpected confluence of nomenclature and crime in a new light.
Our foray into this unconventional territory serves as a reminder that behind every seemingly mundane phenomenon, there lies the potential for inexplicable connections and uncharted discoveries. As we embark on this scholarly expedition, encompassing both the serious and the offbeat, we aim to unravel the captivating nexus between the popularity of the name "Zena" and the unanticipated alignment of cars with their bewitching namesake.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data collected from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services revealed an intriguing relationship between the popularity of the name "Zena" and the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts in New Mexico. With a correlation coefficient of 0.6628764 and an r-squared value of 0.4394051, a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, these results indicate a noteworthy association between the two variables.
As depicted in Figure 1, the scatterplot clearly illustrates the strong positive correlation between the prevalence of the name "Zena" and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in the state of New Mexico. The data points are closely distributed along a line, suggesting a clear pattern that supports the observed correlation.
The findings not only offer statistical evidence of the connection between the popularity of the name "Zena" and motor vehicle thefts but also underscore the need for further investigation into the potential drivers of this correlation. Perhaps there are underlying societal or psychological factors at play that contribute to this unexpected phenomenon, or maybe there's a hidden charm in the name "Zena" that exerts an inexplicable influence on both individuals and automobiles.
These results open a door to the enchanting world of name-related associations and their impact on societal phenomena, inviting researchers to delve deeper into the captivating realm of nomenclature and its surprising implications. The unconventional nature of this correlation serves as a reminder that unconventional avenues of exploration can yield valuable insights, challenging preconceived notions and stimulating discourse in unanticipated ways.
We urge readers to approach these findings with a discerning eye, recognizing the potential for unanticipated discoveries within the seemingly mundane terrain of name popularity and its unforeseen connection to criminal behavior. This study invites further inquiry and invites scholars to join us in unraveling the captivating connection between the name "Zena" and the prevalence of stolen automobiles in New Mexico, opening the door to a world of unexpected correlations and thought-provoking implications.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

The excavation into the name "Zena" has unearthed a trove of curious connections, enigmatically weaving together the realms of nomenclature and nefarious activity. Our findings conjure intriguing parallels with the existing literature, adding a whimsical dimension to scholarly inquiry. Despite the seemingly whimsical nature of our research, the results uphold the peculiar proposition that there exists a tangible correlation between the popularity of the name "Zena" and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in New Mexico.

Drawing inspiration from the scholarly musings of Smith (2010), Doe (2015), and Jones (2018), we ventured into uncharted terrain, navigating the maze of monikers to stumble upon the captivating name "Zena" and its curious connection to vehicular vanishings. The unexpected intersection between nomenclature and crime beckons us to reconsider the power of names, infusing an ethereal allure into the ostensibly mechanical realm of motor vehicle thefts.

Moreover, the striking coherence between the scatterplot depiction and the statistical measures signals an unmistakable symbiosis between the enchanting name "Zena" and the mischievous magnetism of motor vehicle thefts in New Mexico. Our results stand as a testament to the enchanting potency of nomenclature, challenging traditional perceptions and beckoning us to contemplate the beguiling influence of names on societal phenomena.

As we tantalizingly untangle the web of name-related associations and their enthralling impact, we are reminded of the age-old adage—“what’s in a name?”—which now resounds with newfound intrigue. The bewitching allure of "Zena" and its apparent coalescence with motor vehicle thefts evoke a sense of wonder, prompting us to delve deeper into the mysterious interplay of nomenclature and societal patterns.

In the captivating tapestry of scholarship, our study affirms that even the most seemingly preposterous propositions merit investigation. The correlation between the name "Zena" and motor vehicle thefts may seem perplexing, but it beckons us to embrace the delightful unpredictability that ensues when scholarly inquiry embraces the unconventional. This, in essence, encapsulates the enchanting essence of academia—embodying rigorous inquiry while embracing the whimsical and the unexpected.

Together, our study and the broader literature beckon us to reconsider the whimsical possibilities that lie within the mundane, urging us to embrace the enigmatic interplay between names and societal dynamics. The voyage into the enchanting world of "Zena" beckons us to approach correlations with an open mind, ready to uncover insights that may defy rational expectations and tease the intellect with their captivating mystique.


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System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Zena and Motor vehicle thefts in New Mexico. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Zena’s Bewitching Influence: A Study of the Correlation between the Popularity of the Name "Zena" and Motor Vehicle Thefts in New Mexico

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper discusses the intriguing relationship between the prevalence of the name "Zena" and the occurrences of motor vehicle thefts in the state of New Mexico. Using data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning from 1985 to 2022, our research team has uncovered a positive correlation between the popularity of this unique name and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts, with a correlation coefficient of 0.6628764 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This study sheds light on the unexpected influence of nomenclature in real-world phenomena and raises stimulating questions about the power of names. Perhaps there's something magical about the name Zena that captivates both people and automobiles, leading to this curious connection. Our findings not only contribute to the field of sociology but also serve as a reminder that correlations, no matter how unusual, should always be approached with a critical eye. We invite further research and exploration into the enchanting world of name-related associations and their impact on societal patterns.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
As Shakespeare famously stated, "What's in a name?" Well, our latest research delves into the curious and unexpected impact that a name can have on the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts. Specifically, we set out to explore the correlation between the popularity of the name "Zena" and the incidence of car thefts in the state of New Mexico. Little did we know that our investigation would lead us into the intriguing intersection of nomenclature and crime statistics.
While the link between Zena and motor vehicle thefts may at first seem far-fetched, our study is grounded in rigorous data analysis spanning nearly four decades. We obtained data from the US Social Security Administration to track the trends in the popularity of the name "Zena" from 1985 to 2022 and complemented this with statistics from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to capture the occurrences of motor vehicle thefts during the same period.
Our initial exploration into the vast sea of names and crime statistics yielded a surprising finding: a positive correlation between the frequency of the name "Zena" and the prevalence of motor vehicle thefts. The calculated correlation coefficient of 0.6628764 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, shook our perception of the power of names in societal phenomena. It seemed as if the name "Zena" possessed a bewitching influence that entangled both people and automobiles in New Mexico.
The implications of our findings extend beyond mere statistical curiosities. They prompt us to question the deeper, more obscure forces at play in the fabric of society. After all, who would have thought that a particular moniker could wield such an influence over crime patterns? With a touch of whimsy and a dash of statistical rigor, our study stands poised to challenge conventional wisdom and stir up conversation in unexpected ways.
In the pages that follow, we will delve into the intricacies of our data analysis and provide insights into the potential factors underlying this mysterious correlation. We invite our readers to join us in this journey of discovery, where the seemingly mundane realm of names converges with the enigmatic world of criminal behavior. Let's embark on this adventure of uncovering the captivating connection between Zena and the purloined automobiles of New Mexico. Who knows what other surprises may lie in wait amidst the statistics and nomenclature?

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data collected from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services revealed an intriguing relationship between the popularity of the name "Zena" and the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts in New Mexico. With a correlation coefficient of 0.6628764 and an r-squared value of 0.4394051, a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, these results indicate a noteworthy association between the two variables.
As depicted in Figure 1, the scatterplot clearly illustrates the strong positive correlation between the prevalence of the name "Zena" and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in the state of New Mexico. The data points are closely distributed along a line, suggesting a clear pattern that supports the observed correlation.
The findings not only offer statistical evidence of the connection between the popularity of the name "Zena" and motor vehicle thefts but also underscore the need for further investigation into the potential drivers of this correlation. Perhaps there are underlying societal or psychological factors at play that contribute to this unexpected phenomenon, or maybe there's a hidden charm in the name "Zena" that exerts an inexplicable influence on both individuals and automobiles.
These results open a door to the enchanting world of name-related associations and their impact on societal phenomena, inviting researchers to delve deeper into the captivating realm of nomenclature and its surprising implications. The unconventional nature of this correlation serves as a reminder that unconventional avenues of exploration can yield valuable insights, challenging preconceived notions and stimulating discourse in unanticipated ways.
We urge readers to approach these findings with a discerning eye, recognizing the potential for unanticipated discoveries within the seemingly mundane terrain of name popularity and its unforeseen connection to criminal behavior. This study invites further inquiry and invites scholars to join us in unraveling the captivating connection between the name "Zena" and the prevalence of stolen automobiles in New Mexico, opening the door to a world of unexpected correlations and thought-provoking implications.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



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[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study presents compelling evidence of a statistically significant correlation between the prevalence of the name "Zena" and the occurrences of motor vehicle thefts in New Mexico. The robust correlation coefficient of 0.6628764 and the statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 highlight the strength of this unexpected association. The positive correlation depicted in Figure 1 paints a vivid picture of the captivating link between the name "Zena" and the purloined automobiles of New Mexico.

These findings lead us to ponder the enigmatic influence of nomenclature on societal patterns. While some may dismiss this association as mere coincidence, our rigorous analysis underscores the need for careful consideration of the potential impact of names on real-world phenomena. One can't help but wonder if the name "Zena" possesses an inexplicable charm that captivates both individuals and automobiles, leading to this curious correlation. Is there a hidden allure in this name that we have yet to fully comprehend?

As we reflect on the implications of our study, we are reminded of Shakespeare's timeless question, "What's in a name?" Indeed, our exploration into the world of names and crime statistics has unveiled a captivating connection that transcends conventional understanding. The interplay between the popularity of "Zena" and motor vehicle thefts presents a fascinating avenue for further investigation, challenging us to unravel the underlying forces at play and offering a unique lens through which to view societal phenomena.

While our findings may elicit a chuckle or a quizzical expression, they serve as a reminder of the unexpected twists that can emerge from the intersection of statistics and nomenclature. Our study beckons researchers to embrace the unconventional, to delve into the uncharted realm of name-related associations, and to unlock the mysteries that lie within. With a wink and a nod to the captivating allure of the name "Zena," we conclude that further investigations into this enchanting correlation are unwarranted. After all, sometimes, the quirks of statistical analysis lead us down delightfully unexpected avenues, revealing the playful quirkiness of our world.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Zena’s Bewitching Influence: A Study of the Correlation between the Popularity of the Name Zena and Motor Vehicle Thefts in New Mexico. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Pseudoscientific Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Zena’s Bewitching Influence: A Study of the Correlation between the Popularity of the Name Zena and Motor Vehicle Thefts in New Mexico. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Quirky Social Phenomena Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Zena’s Bewitching Influence: A Study of the Correlation between the Popularity of the Name Zena and Motor Vehicle Thefts in New Mexico with an abstract of This paper discusses the intriguing relationship between the prevalence of the name "Zena" and the occurrences of motor vehicle thefts in the state of New Mexico. Using data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning from 1985 to 2022, our research team has uncovered a positive correlation between the popularity of this unique name and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts, with a correlation coefficient of 0.6628764 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This study sheds light on the unexpected influence of nomenclature in real-world phenomena and raises stimulating questions about the power of names. Perhaps there's something magical about the name Zena that captivates both people and automobiles, leading to this curious connection. Our findings not only contribute to the field of sociology but also serve as a reminder that correlations, no matter how unusual, should always be approached with a critical eye. We invite further research and exploration into the enchanting world of name-related associations and their impact on societal patterns.

ChatGPT:

Zena, name popularity, motor vehicle thefts, New Mexico, correlation, US Social Security Administration, FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, nomenclature influence, sociology, name associations, societal patterns, enchanting names, unusual correlations, name impact on society

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Data details

Popularity of the first name Zena
Detailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Zena
Source: US Social Security Administration
See what else correlates with Popularity of the first name Zena

Motor vehicle thefts in New Mexico
Detailed data title: The motor vehicle theft rate per 100,000 residents in New Mexico
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Motor vehicle thefts in New Mexico

Correlation r = 0.6628764 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.4394051 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 43.9% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Motor vehicle thefts in New Mexico) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Zena) over the 38 years from 1985 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 5.8E-6. 0.0000057736833183145610000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.66 in 0.00058% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 173,200 random variables You don't actually need 173 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 37 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 37 because we have two variables measured over a period of 38 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.44, 0.81 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
19851986198719881989199019911992199319941995199619971998199920002001200220032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Popularity of the first name Zena (Babies born)624451337163495244715912710488784446454040473344393341404846565849817490838390
Motor vehicle thefts in New Mexico (Motor Vehicle Theft rate)345.7343.3345.5389.9349.9336.7346.3377.9405.1504.8513.2582.2717.2619.9467.1403.6389.8401.6384.5415.2411.7472.2451.9404323.5254.1259.8262.2286.7301.6415.5563.1559.3479.2445.6427.6480.4541.7




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([62,44,51,33,71,63,49,52,44,71,59,127,104,88,78,44,46,45,40,40,47,33,44,39,33,41,40,48,46,56,58,49,81,74,90,83,83,90,])
array_2 = np.array([345.7,343.3,345.5,389.9,349.9,336.7,346.3,377.9,405.1,504.8,513.2,582.2,717.2,619.9,467.1,403.6,389.8,401.6,384.5,415.2,411.7,472.2,451.9,404,323.5,254.1,259.8,262.2,286.7,301.6,415.5,563.1,559.3,479.2,445.6,427.6,480.4,541.7,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Zena"
array_2_name = "Motor vehicle thefts in New Mexico"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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