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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Associates degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation and the second variable is Google searches for 'tummy ache'.  The chart goes from 2011 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As more students entered the field, there was a parallel surge in highly competitive playground tag matches, leading to an epidemic of tummy-aching laughter. Maybe all those degrees were just too hard to digest.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a vibrant park scene, with a group of young adults wearing graduation caps and gowns, laughing and cheering in celebration of receiving their Associates degrees in Parks, Recreation, Leisure, Fitness, and Kinesiology. The park is lush and filled with colorful flowers and trees. On the other side of the park, a concerned parent is seen sitting on a bench, comforting their child who holds their stomach in discomfort. The parent is shown using a phone to search for 'tummy ache' on Google. The overall scene should be bright, cheerful, and lively contrasted with the concern of the parent and ailing child. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Associates degrees awarded in Parks, recreation, leisure, fitness, and kinesiology and Google searches for 'tummy ache'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Parallax art Cutsy graphics Concept art inspired by bauhaus A photo-realistic image
ChatGPT: Cutsy graphics

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Associates degrees awarded in Parks, recreation, leisure, fitness, and kinesiology and Google searches for 'tummy ache' together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A group of smiling students wearing graduation caps and gowns celebrate receiving their Associates degrees in Parks, recreation, leisure, fitness, and kinesiology in a beautiful park. In the same park, a concerned parent is shown using their phone to search for 'tummy ache' on Google while comforting their child who is holding their stomach in discomfort.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Cutsy graphics ] and depicting this scene: A group of smiling students wearing graduation caps and gowns celebrate receiving their Associates degrees in Parks, recreation, leisure, fitness, and kinesiology in a beautiful park. In the same park, a concerned parent is shown using their phone to search for 'tummy ache' on Google while comforting their child who is holding their stomach in discomfort. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a vibrant park scene, with a group of young adults wearing graduation caps and gowns, laughing and cheering in celebration of receiving their Associates degrees in Parks, Recreation, Leisure, Fitness, and Kinesiology. The park is lush and filled with colorful flowers and trees. On the other side of the park, a concerned parent is seen sitting on a bench, comforting their child who holds their stomach in discomfort. The parent is shown using a phone to search for 'tummy ache' on Google. The overall scene should be bright, cheerful, and lively contrasted with the concern of the parent and ailing child.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Associates degrees awarded in Parks, recreation, leisure, fitness, and kinesiology caused tummy ache (Google searches for 'tummy ache') to increase. Add a funny one-liner at the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Stomach Aches and Degrees: Investigating the Link Between Fitness Education and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'

The Journal of Humor in Health and Wellness

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Parks, recreation, leisure, fitness, and kinesiology and Google searches for 'tummy ache'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title seem clever.

Your research team used data from National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9798792 and p < 0.01 for 2011 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Stomach Aches and Degrees: Investigating the Link Between Fitness Education and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The connection between physical fitness education and online health inquiries has long been a topic of curiosity. In this study, we investigate the intriguing correlation between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Parks, Recreation, Leisure, Fitness, and Kinesiology and Google searches for the term 'Tummy Ache'. It's time to shed some light on this belly-rumbling mystery!

Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, we analyzed a decade-long period from 2011 to 2021. Surprisingly, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9798792 and a p-value less than 0.01, showcasing the undeniable connection between the pursuit of fitness education and the curious uptick in online searches for tummy-related discomfort. It seems like these fitness enthusiasts might need to work on their core strength – both physically and in conducting internet searches!

As we continue to dissect the findings, let's remember that correlation does not imply causation – but it sure does raise some intriguing questions! Are fitness enthusiasts more prone to tummy troubles, or does their heightened awareness of health drive them to seek answers online? These findings not only tickle the funny bone but also bring an unexpected twist to the ongoing discussion of the intersection between physical education and digital health inquiries. After all, who knew that the pursuit of six-pack abs and Google search algorithms could converge in such a gut-busting manner!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Parks, recreation, leisure, fitness, and kinesiology and Google searches for 'tummy ache'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Stomach Aches and Degrees: Investigating the Link Between Fitness Education and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The connection between physical fitness education and online health inquiries has long been a topic of curiosity. In this study, we investigate the intriguing correlation between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Parks, Recreation, Leisure, Fitness, and Kinesiology and Google searches for the term 'Tummy Ache'. It's time to shed some light on this belly-rumbling mystery!

Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, we analyzed a decade-long period from 2011 to 2021. Surprisingly, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9798792 and a p-value less than 0.01, showcasing the undeniable connection between the pursuit of fitness education and the curious uptick in online searches for tummy-related discomfort. It seems like these fitness enthusiasts might need to work on their core strength – both physically and in conducting internet searches!

As we continue to dissect the findings, let's remember that correlation does not imply causation – but it sure does raise some intriguing questions! Are fitness enthusiasts more prone to tummy troubles, or does their heightened awareness of health drive them to seek answers online? These findings not only tickle the funny bone but also bring an unexpected twist to the ongoing discussion of the intersection between physical education and digital health inquiries. After all, who knew that the pursuit of six-pack abs and Google search algorithms could converge in such a gut-busting manner!

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

As the saying goes, "Abs are made in the kitchen, not the Google search bar." However, the correlation between fitness education and online health queries seems to suggest otherwise. In this paper, we delve into the peculiar concatenation of Associate degrees awarded in Parks, Recreation, Leisure, Fitness, and Kinesiology and the frequency of Google searches for 'Tummy Ache'. We're not just crunching numbers but also hoping to provide some abdominal laughter along the way!

It's been said that a good dad joke is like a new pair of sneakers – easy to put on and hard to resist. In the realm of academia, we can't help but blend the seriousness of our research with a pinch of humor. After all, laughter is the best medicine – unless you're actually experiencing a tummy ache, in which case, consulting a healthcare professional would be highly recommended.

As we tread through the world of academia, it's crucial to maintain a balance between the rigorous analysis of data and the occasional light-hearted banter. This study aims to bridge the gap between the seemingly disparate realms of fitness education and digital queries for, well, less-than-desirable gastrointestinal experiences. It's a story of bodily wellness and internet curiosity, a true testament to the saying, "no pain, no gain" – though we hope the pain we're discussing is merely an expression and not a literal stomach discomfort.

Speaking of discomfort, have you heard the joke about the marathon runner who didn't have stomach issues? It's a running gag! But in all seriousness, the relationship between fitness education and the digital quest for abdominal relief presents itself as an intriguing, and dare we say, gut-wrenchingly interesting avenue for investigation. Let's dig in and see how these seemingly unrelated entities might be more intertwined than we initially thought.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Parks, recreation, leisure, fitness, and kinesiology and Google searches for 'tummy ache'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then cite some social media posts you read that seem to be related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Stomach Aches and Degrees: Investigating the Link Between Fitness Education and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The connection between physical fitness education and online health inquiries has long been a topic of curiosity. In this study, we investigate the intriguing correlation between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Parks, Recreation, Leisure, Fitness, and Kinesiology and Google searches for the term 'Tummy Ache'. It's time to shed some light on this belly-rumbling mystery!

Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, we analyzed a decade-long period from 2011 to 2021. Surprisingly, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9798792 and a p-value less than 0.01, showcasing the undeniable connection between the pursuit of fitness education and the curious uptick in online searches for tummy-related discomfort. It seems like these fitness enthusiasts might need to work on their core strength – both physically and in conducting internet searches!

As we continue to dissect the findings, let's remember that correlation does not imply causation – but it sure does raise some intriguing questions! Are fitness enthusiasts more prone to tummy troubles, or does their heightened awareness of health drive them to seek answers online? These findings not only tickle the funny bone but also bring an unexpected twist to the ongoing discussion of the intersection between physical education and digital health inquiries. After all, who knew that the pursuit of six-pack abs and Google search algorithms could converge in such a gut-busting manner!

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
As the saying goes, "Abs are made in the kitchen, not the Google search bar." However, the correlation between fitness education and online health queries seems to suggest otherwise. In this paper, we delve into the peculiar concatenation of Associate degrees awarded in Parks, Recreation, Leisure, Fitness, and Kinesiology and the frequency of Google searches for 'Tummy Ache'. We're not just crunching numbers but also hoping to provide some abdominal laughter along the way!
It's been said that a good dad joke is like a new pair of sneakers – easy to put on and hard to resist. In the realm of academia, we can't help but blend the seriousness of our research with a pinch of humor. After all, laughter is the best medicine – unless you're actually experiencing a tummy ache, in which case, consulting a healthcare professional would be highly recommended.
As we tread through the world of academia, it's crucial to maintain a balance between the rigorous analysis of data and the occasional light-hearted banter. This study aims to bridge the gap between the seemingly disparate realms of fitness education and digital queries for, well, less-than-desirable gastrointestinal experiences. It's a story of bodily wellness and internet curiosity, a true testament to the saying, "no pain, no gain" – though we hope the pain we're discussing is merely an expression and not a literal stomach discomfort.
Speaking of discomfort, have you heard the joke about the marathon runner who didn't have stomach issues? It's a running gag! But in all seriousness, the relationship between fitness education and the digital quest for abdominal relief presents itself as an intriguing, and dare we say, gut-wrenchingly interesting avenue for investigation. Let's dig in and see how these seemingly unrelated entities might be more intertwined than we initially thought.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The intriguing interplay between physical fitness education and the online health realm has sparked curious inquiries and raised eyebrows, or should we say, raised abdomens. Smith and Doe (2015) delved into the world of fitness education, emphasizing the importance of holistic well-being and the correlation between physical activity and overall health. However, they did not anticipate the humorous twist that our investigation is about to unveil - it seems like Google queries for 'Tummy Ache' might have more to do with fitness education than one would initially imagine.

In "Parks and Recreation: A Comprehensive Guide," the authors highlight the significance of parks and leisure activities in promoting community wellness and outdoor engagements. However, they might have chuckled if they knew that these parks and recreation areas could also be inadvertently linked to digital searches for stomach discomfort. Talk about a different kind of recreational activity!

Moving from non-fiction to fiction, "The Lean Mean Fitness Machine Chronicles" presents an intriguing narrative on physical transformation and the pursuit of peak fitness. Little did the characters know that their quest for washboard abs might lead to an influx of 'Tummy Ache' Google searches in the real world.

Furthermore, Jones' (2017) study on kinesiology and its impact on human movement and performance acts as a significant cornerstone in understanding the intricacies of physical activity. Nevertheless, the subtle undercurrent of digital stomach-related inquiries might have eluded even the keenest of kinesiologists.

As we meander through the social media landscape, we stumbled upon a tweet from @FitAndFabulous24 who lamented, "Just nailed my workout, but now I have a tummy ache. Did I do one too many sit-ups or am I secretly developing a six-pack of Oreos?" It seems that the connection between fitness endeavors and unexpected stomach discomfort is not limited to academic realms.

In "The Hunger Games," while the title may suggest a different kind of hunger, the characters' pursuits of physical prowess and survival echo the very essence of physical fitness and well-being. Who would have thought that amidst the battles and strategies, the mention of a 'Tummy Ache' could have added an unexpected comedic relief to their trials and tribulations?

In conclusion, the linkage between Associate degrees in fitness-related fields and the digital quest for 'Tummy Ache' information offers a perplexing yet oddly amusing avenue for future exploration. It may just be that behind every well-toned abdominal muscle, there lies an unsuspecting search bar inquiry pondering the mysteries of digestive discomfort. As we continue our investigation, we aim to shed more light on this unexpected turn of events, hoping to bring laughter to the forefront of academic discourse – after all, a good belly laugh is just as crucial as a strong core!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Parks, recreation, leisure, fitness, and kinesiology and Google searches for 'tummy ache'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends . You used data from 2011 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Stomach Aches and Degrees: Investigating the Link Between Fitness Education and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The connection between physical fitness education and online health inquiries has long been a topic of curiosity. In this study, we investigate the intriguing correlation between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Parks, Recreation, Leisure, Fitness, and Kinesiology and Google searches for the term 'Tummy Ache'. It's time to shed some light on this belly-rumbling mystery!

Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, we analyzed a decade-long period from 2011 to 2021. Surprisingly, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9798792 and a p-value less than 0.01, showcasing the undeniable connection between the pursuit of fitness education and the curious uptick in online searches for tummy-related discomfort. It seems like these fitness enthusiasts might need to work on their core strength – both physically and in conducting internet searches!

As we continue to dissect the findings, let's remember that correlation does not imply causation – but it sure does raise some intriguing questions! Are fitness enthusiasts more prone to tummy troubles, or does their heightened awareness of health drive them to seek answers online? These findings not only tickle the funny bone but also bring an unexpected twist to the ongoing discussion of the intersection between physical education and digital health inquiries. After all, who knew that the pursuit of six-pack abs and Google search algorithms could converge in such a gut-busting manner!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
As the saying goes, "Abs are made in the kitchen, not the Google search bar." However, the correlation between fitness education and online health queries seems to suggest otherwise. In this paper, we delve into the peculiar concatenation of Associate degrees awarded in Parks, Recreation, Leisure, Fitness, and Kinesiology and the frequency of Google searches for 'Tummy Ache'. We're not just crunching numbers but also hoping to provide some abdominal laughter along the way!
It's been said that a good dad joke is like a new pair of sneakers – easy to put on and hard to resist. In the realm of academia, we can't help but blend the seriousness of our research with a pinch of humor. After all, laughter is the best medicine – unless you're actually experiencing a tummy ache, in which case, consulting a healthcare professional would be highly recommended.
As we tread through the world of academia, it's crucial to maintain a balance between the rigorous analysis of data and the occasional light-hearted banter. This study aims to bridge the gap between the seemingly disparate realms of fitness education and digital queries for, well, less-than-desirable gastrointestinal experiences. It's a story of bodily wellness and internet curiosity, a true testament to the saying, "no pain, no gain" – though we hope the pain we're discussing is merely an expression and not a literal stomach discomfort.
Speaking of discomfort, have you heard the joke about the marathon runner who didn't have stomach issues? It's a running gag! But in all seriousness, the relationship between fitness education and the digital quest for abdominal relief presents itself as an intriguing, and dare we say, gut-wrenchingly interesting avenue for investigation. Let's dig in and see how these seemingly unrelated entities might be more intertwined than we initially thought.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

As we wade into the somewhat uncharted waters of examining the correlation between fitness education and stomach-related internet queries, our research team had to devise a methodology that was both robust and, dare I say, stomach-churning. Firstly, we combed through the treasure trove of data provided by the National Center for Education Statistics with the finesse of a detective searching for clues in an Agatha Christie novel – except in this case, our mystery involved more crunches and fewer whodunits.

The process began with the identification of Associate degrees awarded in the fields of Parks, Recreation, Leisure, Fitness, and Kinesiology over the specified period from 2011 to 2021. In true scholarly fashion, we meticulously sourced the data, comparing it to the precision of a fitness enthusiast meticulously counting their reps at the gym. And just like a well-prepared protein shake, we made sure to shake things up a bit, utilizing various statistical techniques to churn the data into a creamy consistency.

Next, we turned to the digital realm, making Google Trends our trusty steed as we galloped through the expansive landscape of internet queries. With the agility of an experienced yogi, we targeted the search term 'Tummy Ache', tracking its frequency and fluctuations. Our goal was to see if there was a spike in these searches that mirrored the increasing numbers of Associates degrees awarded in the aforementioned fitness-related disciplines. It's like playing a game of "Where's Waldo?" – except Waldo is a statistical anomaly and we're trying to find him amidst a sea of tummy-related queries.

To further spice up our analysis, we employed a series of statistical tests including Pearson's correlation coefficient and regression analysis, ensuring that our findings were as solid as a rock-solid core. Once we had all the numbers neatly lined up like a perfectly arranged set of dumbbells, we assessed the significance of the correlation and eagerly awaited the results. It's almost like waiting for the results of a fitness challenge – will our data metrics emerge as the triumphant winners or leave us in a state of statistical sweat?

Although our methodology may seem as twisted as the abdominal movements in a high-intensity interval training session, we approached it with the utmost precision and scholarly rigor. Our intention was not only to crack the code of this curious link between academic pursuits in fitness education and virtual queries for stomach discomfort but also to elevate the discourse with a dash of humor. After all, a research paper without a hint of jest is like a day without laughter – it's simply not as fulfilling!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Parks, recreation, leisure, fitness, and kinesiology and Google searches for 'tummy ache'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends .

For the time period 2011 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9798792, r-squared of 0.9601633, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Stomach Aches and Degrees: Investigating the Link Between Fitness Education and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The connection between physical fitness education and online health inquiries has long been a topic of curiosity. In this study, we investigate the intriguing correlation between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Parks, Recreation, Leisure, Fitness, and Kinesiology and Google searches for the term 'Tummy Ache'. It's time to shed some light on this belly-rumbling mystery!

Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, we analyzed a decade-long period from 2011 to 2021. Surprisingly, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9798792 and a p-value less than 0.01, showcasing the undeniable connection between the pursuit of fitness education and the curious uptick in online searches for tummy-related discomfort. It seems like these fitness enthusiasts might need to work on their core strength – both physically and in conducting internet searches!

As we continue to dissect the findings, let's remember that correlation does not imply causation – but it sure does raise some intriguing questions! Are fitness enthusiasts more prone to tummy troubles, or does their heightened awareness of health drive them to seek answers online? These findings not only tickle the funny bone but also bring an unexpected twist to the ongoing discussion of the intersection between physical education and digital health inquiries. After all, who knew that the pursuit of six-pack abs and Google search algorithms could converge in such a gut-busting manner!

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
As the saying goes, "Abs are made in the kitchen, not the Google search bar." However, the correlation between fitness education and online health queries seems to suggest otherwise. In this paper, we delve into the peculiar concatenation of Associate degrees awarded in Parks, Recreation, Leisure, Fitness, and Kinesiology and the frequency of Google searches for 'Tummy Ache'. We're not just crunching numbers but also hoping to provide some abdominal laughter along the way!
It's been said that a good dad joke is like a new pair of sneakers – easy to put on and hard to resist. In the realm of academia, we can't help but blend the seriousness of our research with a pinch of humor. After all, laughter is the best medicine – unless you're actually experiencing a tummy ache, in which case, consulting a healthcare professional would be highly recommended.
As we tread through the world of academia, it's crucial to maintain a balance between the rigorous analysis of data and the occasional light-hearted banter. This study aims to bridge the gap between the seemingly disparate realms of fitness education and digital queries for, well, less-than-desirable gastrointestinal experiences. It's a story of bodily wellness and internet curiosity, a true testament to the saying, "no pain, no gain" – though we hope the pain we're discussing is merely an expression and not a literal stomach discomfort.
Speaking of discomfort, have you heard the joke about the marathon runner who didn't have stomach issues? It's a running gag! But in all seriousness, the relationship between fitness education and the digital quest for abdominal relief presents itself as an intriguing, and dare we say, gut-wrenchingly interesting avenue for investigation. Let's dig in and see how these seemingly unrelated entities might be more intertwined than we initially thought.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The statistical analysis of the data spanning from 2011 to 2021 revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9798792 between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Parks, Recreation, Leisure, Fitness, and Kinesiology and the frequency of Google searches for 'Tummy Ache'. This strong correlation suggests that there is indeed a noteworthy relationship between individuals pursuing fitness education and their propensity to seek information about stomach-related discomfort online.

Fig. 1 captures the essence of this unexpected correlation, depicting a scatterplot that visually demonstrates the tight clustering of data points, reflecting the near-perfect positive relationship between the two variables. It's as clear as day – when it comes to pursuing fitness education and online queries for tummy-related issues, the connection is as tight as the laces of a pair of running shoes.

Now, to add a little extra humor to the mix: Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! Just like the inextricable link we’ve found between fitness education and tummy troubles, some things just seem destined to be connected – whether it’s the bones in our bodies or the pursuit of physical wellness and online inquiries about stomach discomfort.

The r-squared value of 0.9601633 further underscores the strength of this relationship, explaining a substantial proportion of the variance in Google searches for 'Tummy Ache' based on the number of Associate degrees awarded in the specified fields of education. It's almost like a magic trick – we wave the wand of statistical analysis, and poof! The connection appears, leaving us both baffled and amused.

In the words of a wise, albeit fictional, father figure, "I've got a gut feeling about this." Indeed, the findings of this study provide more than mere stomach-churning intrigue; they fuel the ongoing conversation about the interplay between physical education, internet behavior, and perhaps even a touch of unexpected humor.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Parks, recreation, leisure, fitness, and kinesiology and Google searches for 'tummy ache'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Stomach Aches and Degrees: Investigating the Link Between Fitness Education and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The connection between physical fitness education and online health inquiries has long been a topic of curiosity. In this study, we investigate the intriguing correlation between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Parks, Recreation, Leisure, Fitness, and Kinesiology and Google searches for the term 'Tummy Ache'. It's time to shed some light on this belly-rumbling mystery!

Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, we analyzed a decade-long period from 2011 to 2021. Surprisingly, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9798792 and a p-value less than 0.01, showcasing the undeniable connection between the pursuit of fitness education and the curious uptick in online searches for tummy-related discomfort. It seems like these fitness enthusiasts might need to work on their core strength – both physically and in conducting internet searches!

As we continue to dissect the findings, let's remember that correlation does not imply causation – but it sure does raise some intriguing questions! Are fitness enthusiasts more prone to tummy troubles, or does their heightened awareness of health drive them to seek answers online? These findings not only tickle the funny bone but also bring an unexpected twist to the ongoing discussion of the intersection between physical education and digital health inquiries. After all, who knew that the pursuit of six-pack abs and Google search algorithms could converge in such a gut-busting manner!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The intriguing interplay between physical fitness education and the online health realm has sparked curious inquiries and raised eyebrows, or should we say, raised abdomens. Smith and Doe (2015) delved into the world of fitness education, emphasizing the importance of holistic well-being and the correlation between physical activity and overall health. However, they did not anticipate the humorous twist that our investigation is about to unveil - it seems like Google queries for 'Tummy Ache' might have more to do with fitness education than one would initially imagine.
In "Parks and Recreation: A Comprehensive Guide," the authors highlight the significance of parks and leisure activities in promoting community wellness and outdoor engagements. However, they might have chuckled if they knew that these parks and recreation areas could also be inadvertently linked to digital searches for stomach discomfort. Talk about a different kind of recreational activity!
Moving from non-fiction to fiction, "The Lean Mean Fitness Machine Chronicles" presents an intriguing narrative on physical transformation and the pursuit of peak fitness. Little did the characters know that their quest for washboard abs might lead to an influx of 'Tummy Ache' Google searches in the real world.
Furthermore, Jones' (2017) study on kinesiology and its impact on human movement and performance acts as a significant cornerstone in understanding the intricacies of physical activity. Nevertheless, the subtle undercurrent of digital stomach-related inquiries might have eluded even the keenest of kinesiologists.
As we meander through the social media landscape, we stumbled upon a tweet from @FitAndFabulous24 who lamented, "Just nailed my workout, but now I have a tummy ache. Did I do one too many sit-ups or am I secretly developing a six-pack of Oreos?" It seems that the connection between fitness endeavors and unexpected stomach discomfort is not limited to academic realms.
In "The Hunger Games," while the title may suggest a different kind of hunger, the characters' pursuits of physical prowess and survival echo the very essence of physical fitness and well-being. Who would have thought that amidst the battles and strategies, the mention of a 'Tummy Ache' could have added an unexpected comedic relief to their trials and tribulations?
In conclusion, the linkage between Associate degrees in fitness-related fields and the digital quest for 'Tummy Ache' information offers a perplexing yet oddly amusing avenue for future exploration. It may just be that behind every well-toned abdominal muscle, there lies an unsuspecting search bar inquiry pondering the mysteries of digestive discomfort. As we continue our investigation, we aim to shed more light on this unexpected turn of events, hoping to bring laughter to the forefront of academic discourse – after all, a good belly laugh is just as crucial as a strong core!

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data spanning from 2011 to 2021 revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9798792 between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Parks, Recreation, Leisure, Fitness, and Kinesiology and the frequency of Google searches for 'Tummy Ache'. This strong correlation suggests that there is indeed a noteworthy relationship between individuals pursuing fitness education and their propensity to seek information about stomach-related discomfort online.
Fig. 1 captures the essence of this unexpected correlation, depicting a scatterplot that visually demonstrates the tight clustering of data points, reflecting the near-perfect positive relationship between the two variables. It's as clear as day – when it comes to pursuing fitness education and online queries for tummy-related issues, the connection is as tight as the laces of a pair of running shoes.
Now, to add a little extra humor to the mix: Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! Just like the inextricable link we’ve found between fitness education and tummy troubles, some things just seem destined to be connected – whether it’s the bones in our bodies or the pursuit of physical wellness and online inquiries about stomach discomfort.
The r-squared value of 0.9601633 further underscores the strength of this relationship, explaining a substantial proportion of the variance in Google searches for 'Tummy Ache' based on the number of Associate degrees awarded in the specified fields of education. It's almost like a magic trick – we wave the wand of statistical analysis, and poof! The connection appears, leaving us both baffled and amused.
In the words of a wise, albeit fictional, father figure, "I've got a gut feeling about this." Indeed, the findings of this study provide more than mere stomach-churning intrigue; they fuel the ongoing conversation about the interplay between physical education, internet behavior, and perhaps even a touch of unexpected humor.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The compelling correlation between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Parks, Recreation, Leisure, Fitness, and Kinesiology and the frequency of Google searches for 'Tummy Ache' uncovers a lively connection that warrants further exploration. Our findings not only support previous research by Smith and Doe (2015) and Jones (2017), indicating the importance of physical activity and movement in overall well-being, but also add an unexpected twist, or should I say, a twist in the abdomen.

These results bring to light the possibility that individuals engaging in fitness education, while striving for physical wellness, may inadvertently experience gastrointestinal discomfort. Perhaps it's a case of overextending those abdominal muscles during rigorous training sessions – after all, it seems that even Google can't abs-olve us from belly-related inquiries. It's a good thing we're getting to the bottom, or rather, the tummy, of this intriguing phenomenon.

The resonance with prior literature underscores the importance of holistic well-being and the interconnectedness of physical fitness and bodily responses. Who would have thought that the pursuit of fitness education could intertwine with the almost comically mundane online inquiries for stomach discomfort? It's as if our findings have unveiled a hidden treasure, buried beneath the layers of abdominal muscles and Google algorithms.

In the laughter-filled spirit of abdominal revelations, it's time for another dad joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything – much like the surprising and comprehensive connection between fitness education and digital searches for 'Tummy Ache' that we examined in this study. These findings, while lighthearted, bring to the forefront the unexpected convergence of physical education and health queries in the virtual realm.

This investigation paves the way for an ongoing dialogue between health, fitness, and digital behavior, offering an unanticipated avenue for further exploration. As we delve deeper into this whimsical yet significant connection, it's heartening to see how an ostensibly light-hearted twist can stimulate further scholarly inquiry. It's almost like the unexpected punchline in an academic setting, reminding us that humor and serious research are indeed not as mutually exclusive as they might seem.

In essence, this investigation not only aligns with prior literature on physical wellness and activity but also adds a delightful and unconventional layer to the conversation. As we continue to unpack this unforeseen correlation, and perhaps share a few more dad jokes along the way, it's evident that there's more to be uncovered beneath the surface of fitness education and its curious link to online queries for tummy-related discomfort. After all, who knew that the pursuit of fitness knowledge could turn out to be quite the gut-busting affair?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Parks, recreation, leisure, fitness, and kinesiology and Google searches for 'tummy ache'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Stomach Aches and Degrees: Investigating the Link Between Fitness Education and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The connection between physical fitness education and online health inquiries has long been a topic of curiosity. In this study, we investigate the intriguing correlation between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Parks, Recreation, Leisure, Fitness, and Kinesiology and Google searches for the term 'Tummy Ache'. It's time to shed some light on this belly-rumbling mystery!

Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, we analyzed a decade-long period from 2011 to 2021. Surprisingly, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9798792 and a p-value less than 0.01, showcasing the undeniable connection between the pursuit of fitness education and the curious uptick in online searches for tummy-related discomfort. It seems like these fitness enthusiasts might need to work on their core strength – both physically and in conducting internet searches!

As we continue to dissect the findings, let's remember that correlation does not imply causation – but it sure does raise some intriguing questions! Are fitness enthusiasts more prone to tummy troubles, or does their heightened awareness of health drive them to seek answers online? These findings not only tickle the funny bone but also bring an unexpected twist to the ongoing discussion of the intersection between physical education and digital health inquiries. After all, who knew that the pursuit of six-pack abs and Google search algorithms could converge in such a gut-busting manner!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
As the saying goes, "Abs are made in the kitchen, not the Google search bar." However, the correlation between fitness education and online health queries seems to suggest otherwise. In this paper, we delve into the peculiar concatenation of Associate degrees awarded in Parks, Recreation, Leisure, Fitness, and Kinesiology and the frequency of Google searches for 'Tummy Ache'. We're not just crunching numbers but also hoping to provide some abdominal laughter along the way!
It's been said that a good dad joke is like a new pair of sneakers – easy to put on and hard to resist. In the realm of academia, we can't help but blend the seriousness of our research with a pinch of humor. After all, laughter is the best medicine – unless you're actually experiencing a tummy ache, in which case, consulting a healthcare professional would be highly recommended.
As we tread through the world of academia, it's crucial to maintain a balance between the rigorous analysis of data and the occasional light-hearted banter. This study aims to bridge the gap between the seemingly disparate realms of fitness education and digital queries for, well, less-than-desirable gastrointestinal experiences. It's a story of bodily wellness and internet curiosity, a true testament to the saying, "no pain, no gain" – though we hope the pain we're discussing is merely an expression and not a literal stomach discomfort.
Speaking of discomfort, have you heard the joke about the marathon runner who didn't have stomach issues? It's a running gag! But in all seriousness, the relationship between fitness education and the digital quest for abdominal relief presents itself as an intriguing, and dare we say, gut-wrenchingly interesting avenue for investigation. Let's dig in and see how these seemingly unrelated entities might be more intertwined than we initially thought.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data spanning from 2011 to 2021 revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9798792 between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Parks, Recreation, Leisure, Fitness, and Kinesiology and the frequency of Google searches for 'Tummy Ache'. This strong correlation suggests that there is indeed a noteworthy relationship between individuals pursuing fitness education and their propensity to seek information about stomach-related discomfort online.
Fig. 1 captures the essence of this unexpected correlation, depicting a scatterplot that visually demonstrates the tight clustering of data points, reflecting the near-perfect positive relationship between the two variables. It's as clear as day – when it comes to pursuing fitness education and online queries for tummy-related issues, the connection is as tight as the laces of a pair of running shoes.
Now, to add a little extra humor to the mix: Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! Just like the inextricable link we’ve found between fitness education and tummy troubles, some things just seem destined to be connected – whether it’s the bones in our bodies or the pursuit of physical wellness and online inquiries about stomach discomfort.
The r-squared value of 0.9601633 further underscores the strength of this relationship, explaining a substantial proportion of the variance in Google searches for 'Tummy Ache' based on the number of Associate degrees awarded in the specified fields of education. It's almost like a magic trick – we wave the wand of statistical analysis, and poof! The connection appears, leaving us both baffled and amused.
In the words of a wise, albeit fictional, father figure, "I've got a gut feeling about this." Indeed, the findings of this study provide more than mere stomach-churning intrigue; they fuel the ongoing conversation about the interplay between physical education, internet behavior, and perhaps even a touch of unexpected humor.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has provided compelling evidence of the association between the pursuit of Associate degrees in Parks, Recreation, Leisure, Fitness, and Kinesiology and the surge in Google searches for 'Tummy Ache'. It seems that as individuals embark on their fitness education journey, they might be inadvertently doing some intense abdominal workouts – not in the gym, but rather through frantic keyboard typing in search of tummy-related answers.

As we wrap up our findings, it's essential to acknowledge that while correlation doesn't equal causation, the link we've uncovered is as strong as an athlete’s core muscles. We can't help but wonder if the quest for physical wellness leads to an increased awareness of bodily sensations, or if these individuals are simply in a rush to 'stomach' their way through Google's search results. Either way, it's a captivating blend of fitness aspirations and digital intrigue, akin to trying to find your six-pack abs amidst a sea of web pages.

At this point, it makes us wonder if fitness enthusiasts are simply looking for some "ab-solution" to their tummy discomfort – pun intended! Nonetheless, they should remember that the real six-pack goal should be a well-chiseled abdomen rather than a search for six-pack remedies – a humorous twist on the classic fitness dialogue.

In line with the spirit of this paper, now is the appropriate time for the ultimate dad joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Similarly, our research has revealed that the synergy between fitness education and tummy-related inquiries 'makes up' a significant portion of the digital landscape, piquing both academic curiosity and a well-deserved chuckle.

In consideration of these data-driven revelations and an undeniable fondness for humor, we confidently assert that further research in this area is unnecessary. Our findings have not only shed light on this whimsical connection but also paved the way for a journey filled with unexpected punchlines – or in this case, gut-wrenchingly amusing discoveries. Therefore, we can confidently say that it's time to close the book on this stomach-churning saga and bid adieu to further investigation. After all, when it comes to the combination of fitness education and online inquiries about tummy discomfort, our findings have left no stone unturned.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Stomach Aches and Degrees: Investigating the Link Between Fitness Education and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Humor in Health and Wellness


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Stomach Aches and Degrees: Investigating the Link Between Fitness Education and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Physical Education and Internet Health Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Stomach Aches and Degrees: Investigating the Link Between Fitness Education and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache' with an abstract of The connection between physical fitness education and online health inquiries has long been a topic of curiosity. In this study, we investigate the intriguing correlation between the number of Associate degrees awarded in Parks, Recreation, Leisure, Fitness, and Kinesiology and Google searches for the term 'Tummy Ache'. It's time to shed some light on this belly-rumbling mystery!
Utilizing data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, we analyzed a decade-long period from 2011 to 2021. Surprisingly, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9798792 and a p-value less than 0.01, showcasing the undeniable connection between the pursuit of fitness education and the curious uptick in online searches for tummy-related discomfort. It seems like these fitness enthusiasts might need to work on their core strength – both physically and in conducting internet searches!
As we continue to dissect the findings, let's remember that correlation does not imply causation – but it sure does raise some intriguing questions! Are fitness enthusiasts more prone to tummy troubles, or does their heightened awareness of health drive them to seek answers online? These findings not only tickle the funny bone but also bring an unexpected twist to the ongoing discussion of the intersection between physical education and digital health inquiries. After all, who knew that the pursuit of six-pack abs and Google search algorithms could converge in such a gut-busting manner!

ChatGPT:

fitness education, physical fitness, Parks and Recreation degrees, Leisure degrees, Fitness degrees, Kinesiology degrees, Google search trends, tummy ache searches, health inquiries, correlation coefficient, causation, online health inquiries, National Center for Education Statistics, behavioral correlations, fitness enthusiasts

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Associates degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation
Detailed data title: Associate's degrees conferred by postsecondary institutions with a field of study of Parks, recreation, leisure, fitness, and kinesiology
Source: National Center for Education Statistics
See what else correlates with Associates degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation

Google searches for 'tummy ache'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'tummy ache' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

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Correlation r = 0.9798792 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9601633 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 96% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'tummy ache') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Associates degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation) over the 11 years from 2011 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.3E-7. 0.0000001322070986081685400000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.98 in 1.3E-5% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 7,563,890 random variables You don't actually need 7 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 10 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 10 because we have two variables measured over a period of 11 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.92, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Associates degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation (Degrees awarded)23663123345543834669477150375098563456745956
Google searches for 'tummy ache' (Rel. search volume)42.66675155.58336065.416769.083371.166777.916782.583383.583.5833




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  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([2366,3123,3455,4383,4669,4771,5037,5098,5634,5674,5956,])
array_2 = np.array([42.6667,51,55.5833,60,65.4167,69.0833,71.1667,77.9167,82.5833,83.5,83.5833,])
array_1_name = "Associates degrees awarded in Parks & Recreation"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'tummy ache'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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