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The decrease in GMO use led to less cornicorn production, resulting in a shortage of cosmic corn energy. This shortage caused a rift in the space-thyme continuum, leading to a maize-ssive decrease in black hole activity. The lack of genetically modified corny jokes in the universe also contributed to the cornfusing situation, ultimately pulling the plug on black hole interest. In other words, it seems the cornspiracy against GMOs has cosmically corn-e to an end, leaving us to ponder the astrophysical question: What in the Milky Way is happening in Iowa?!
Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image that blends cybernetic art with a peaceful, rural scene in Iowa. A serene landscape unfolds, with vast, non-GMO cornfields stretching far into the distance. In this cybernetic interpretation, the corn stalks shimmer with a subtle, digital glow, creating an otherworldly yet tranquil atmosphere. Farmers diligently tend to the crops, their forms infused with faint pixelation, blending the natural and the digital seamlessly. Above, the sky exudes a calming, neon hue, casting a cybernetic glow over the entire scene. People congregate, engaged in serene conversation, their silhouettes adorned with intricate, circuit-like patterns that evoke a futuristic tranquility. This image invites viewers into a harmonious, cybernetic interpretation of rural serenity, offering a glimpse of a peaceful existence amidst the ever-evolving intersection of technology and nature. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the situation described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here is a situation: Because GMOs, which stand for "Gigantic Maize Obliterating" substances, emit a frequency that interferes with the space-time continuum. When Iowa decreased their use of GMOs in corn, the reduction in "Gigantic Maize Obliterating" substances led to a decrease in the disturbance of space, thereby causing a decrease in people searching for "black holes" on Google as they were no longer as concerned about the collapse of the universe due to the lack of GMOs.. Given that situation, which of the following image descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand and the tone of the explanation. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' Cybernetic art Data cyber art Cute cartoon Photorealism
ChatGPT: Cybernetic art
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated and the explanation described. Do not reference graphs or charts; describe physical objects.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that depicts the following situation. Keep the description simple. Because GMOs, which stand for "Gigantic Maize Obliterating" substances, emit a frequency that interferes with the space-time continuum. When Iowa decreased their use of GMOs in corn, the reduction in "Gigantic Maize Obliterating" substances led to a decrease in the disturbance of space, thereby causing a decrease in people searching for "black holes" on Google as they were no longer as concerned about the collapse of the universe due to the lack of GMOs.
ChatGPT: Imagine a peaceful, rural scene in Iowa with vast cornfields stretching to the horizon. In the distance, you see farmers tending to the non-GMO corn crops, their healthy green stalks swaying gently in the breeze. As you look up, the sky is clear and serene. In this tranquil setting, people are gathered around, chatting and enjoying the scenic beauty, no longer frantically searching "black holes" on their smartphones. The calm and content atmosphere is a stark contrast to the previous days, when the fear of GMO-induced cosmic disturbances had everyone on edge.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Cybernetic art ] and depicting this scene: Imagine a peaceful, rural scene in Iowa with vast cornfields stretching to the horizon. In the distance, you see farmers tending to the non-GMO corn crops, their healthy green stalks swaying gently in the breeze. As you look up, the sky is clear and serene. In this tranquil setting, people are gathered around, chatting and enjoying the scenic beauty, no longer frantically searching "black holes" on their smartphones. The calm and content atmosphere is a stark contrast to the previous days, when the fear of GMO-induced cosmic disturbances had everyone on edge. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image that blends cybernetic art with a peaceful, rural scene in Iowa. A serene landscape unfolds, with vast, non-GMO cornfields stretching far into the distance. In this cybernetic interpretation, the corn stalks shimmer with a subtle, digital glow, creating an otherworldly yet tranquil atmosphere. Farmers diligently tend to the crops, their forms infused with faint pixelation, blending the natural and the digital seamlessly. Above, the sky exudes a calming, neon hue, casting a cybernetic glow over the entire scene. People congregate, engaged in serene conversation, their silhouettes adorned with intricate, circuit-like patterns that evoke a futuristic tranquility. This image invites viewers into a harmonious, cybernetic interpretation of rural serenity, offering a glimpse of a peaceful existence amidst the ever-evolving intersection of technology and nature.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humerus responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in GMO use in corn grown in Iowa caused black holes (Google searches for 'black holes') to decrease. Include a lot of jokes and puns.
AI academic paper
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Starch Wars: The Maize of Black Holes Journal of Galactic Gastronomy Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Iowa and Google searches for 'black holes'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Include a pun in the title.
Your research team used data from USDA and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9599251 and p < 0.01 for 2004 to 2023.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Starch Wars: The Maize of Black Holes"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper explores the unusual and previously uncharted correlation between the adoption of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in the production of corn in the state of Iowa and Google searches for 'black holes'. By analyzing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Google Trends, our research team uncovered a surprising and seemingly inexplicable relationship. Our findings reveal a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9599251 and statistical significance with p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2004 to 2023. The implications and interpretations of this association are indeed as mind-boggling as a supermassive black hole itself. We invite readers to delve into the complex interplay between agricultural practices and cosmic curiosities, and ponder the potential cosmic consequences of GMO use in the heartlands of America. Let us hope this research sheds some light, rather than creating a metaphorical black hole, in the field of both terrestrial and astrophysical studies.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Iowa and Google searches for 'black holes'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Starch Wars: The Maize of Black Holes"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper explores the unusual and previously uncharted correlation between the adoption of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in the production of corn in the state of Iowa and Google searches for 'black holes'. By analyzing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Google Trends, our research team uncovered a surprising and seemingly inexplicable relationship. Our findings reveal a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9599251 and statistical significance with p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2004 to 2023. The implications and interpretations of this association are indeed as mind-boggling as a supermassive black hole itself. We invite readers to delve into the complex interplay between agricultural practices and cosmic curiosities, and ponder the potential cosmic consequences of GMO use in the heartlands of America. Let us hope this research sheds some light, rather than creating a metaphorical black hole, in the field of both terrestrial and astrophysical studies.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
Introduction
The curious and often unpredictable nature of scientific inquiry has led researchers down various uncharted paths and into unexpected realms. In this vein, our investigation delves into a rather charming correlation between the adoption of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in the cultivation of corn in the illustrious state of Iowa and the peculiar phenomenon of increased Google searches related to 'black holes'. While the connection between toying with corn genetically and the enigmatic cosmos may at first seem as perplexing as the origin of the universe itself, the data suggests otherwise.
As any inquisitive mind would ponder, one might ask: what could the starchy intricacies of corn possibly have to do with the vast abysses of space known as black holes? Could the existence of such cosmic wonders truly captivate the humble agrarian folk of Iowa? Well, dear readers, the plot thickens, and it does so with a starch-laden curiosity that even the most seasoned molecular biologist might find surprising.
The study aims to shed light, or perhaps, create a metaphorical black hole of inquiry, into the swirling connection between the agricultural practices of the heartlands of America and the seemingly unrelated urge to explore the fathomless depths of the universe—well, at least in the digital world. Brace yourself for a cornucopia of unexpected findings, which might leave you pondering the cosmic consequences of tampering with those ubiquitous, yellow kernels at your local grocery store.
Here, we invite you to embark on a scholarly journey that promises to provide insights into two vastly different worlds, and maybe even raise a few eyebrows in the process. Let us peel back the layers of this tangled scientific mystery and see what cosmic surprises lie beneath the surface of cornfields and cyberspace.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Iowa and Google searches for 'black holes'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading the backs of shampoo bottles.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Starch Wars: The Maize of Black Holes"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper explores the unusual and previously uncharted correlation between the adoption of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in the production of corn in the state of Iowa and Google searches for 'black holes'. By analyzing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Google Trends, our research team uncovered a surprising and seemingly inexplicable relationship. Our findings reveal a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9599251 and statistical significance with p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2004 to 2023. The implications and interpretations of this association are indeed as mind-boggling as a supermassive black hole itself. We invite readers to delve into the complex interplay between agricultural practices and cosmic curiosities, and ponder the potential cosmic consequences of GMO use in the heartlands of America. Let us hope this research sheds some light, rather than creating a metaphorical black hole, in the field of both terrestrial and astrophysical studies.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Introduction
The curious and often unpredictable nature of scientific inquiry has led researchers down various uncharted paths and into unexpected realms. In this vein, our investigation delves into a rather charming correlation between the adoption of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in the cultivation of corn in the illustrious state of Iowa and the peculiar phenomenon of increased Google searches related to 'black holes'. While the connection between toying with corn genetically and the enigmatic cosmos may at first seem as perplexing as the origin of the universe itself, the data suggests otherwise.
As any inquisitive mind would ponder, one might ask: what could the starchy intricacies of corn possibly have to do with the vast abysses of space known as black holes? Could the existence of such cosmic wonders truly captivate the humble agrarian folk of Iowa? Well, dear readers, the plot thickens, and it does so with a starch-laden curiosity that even the most seasoned molecular biologist might find surprising.
The study aims to shed light, or perhaps, create a metaphorical black hole of inquiry, into the swirling connection between the agricultural practices of the heartlands of America and the seemingly unrelated urge to explore the fathomless depths of the universe—well, at least in the digital world. Brace yourself for a cornucopia of unexpected findings, which might leave you pondering the cosmic consequences of tampering with those ubiquitous, yellow kernels at your local grocery store.
Here, we invite you to embark on a scholarly journey that promises to provide insights into two vastly different worlds, and maybe even raise a few eyebrows in the process. Let us peel back the layers of this tangled scientific mystery and see what cosmic surprises lie beneath the surface of cornfields and cyberspace.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The authors delve into a comprehensive review of the existing literature on the intersection between agricultural practices, particularly the adoption of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn production, and the unlikely correlation with the frequency of Google searches related to 'black holes'. The exploration begins with Smith et al.'s seminal work, "Genetically Modified Maize: Implications for Agricultural Practices", which offers a thorough analysis of the impact of GMO adoption on crop yields and environmental sustainability. While the study by Smith et al. primarily focuses on the agronomic aspects of GMO corn, the findings have inadvertently opened a wormhole into the unforeseen linkages with celestial queries.
Doe's research, "The Cosmic Fascination: A Study of Public Interest in Astrophysical Phenomena", provides a tantalizing glimpse into the intricacies of public interest in cosmic phenomena, albeit from a sociological lens. The study examines the shifting trends in public curiosity, shedding light on topics that capture the imagination of individuals across diverse geographical regions. Although Doe's work does not explicitly address the specific connection with agricultural practices, the authors find an undercurrent of cosmic intrigue that intertwines unexpectedly with the agricultural heartlands.
Jones et al.'s comprehensive investigation, "Google Searches: Unveiling Human Curiosity", offers a compelling exposé on the patterns and motivations underlying Google search trends. The study meticulously disentangles the web of human curiosity, illuminating the multifaceted nature of digital queries and the underlying drivers. While Jones et al.'s research primarily focuses on the behavioral aspects of online searches, the authors uncover a serendipitous convergence with the enigmatic allure of black holes and the agrarian landscape of Iowa.
Expanding the purview beyond traditional academic works, "The Cosmic Cookbook" by Carl Sagan and "Black Holes and Beyond" by Stephen Hawking present captivating narratives of the celestial wonders that beckon humanity's collective imagination. These literary masterpieces offer a sweeping panorama of cosmic marvels and the tantalizing mysteries that orbit the human consciousness. The authors find the subtle whispers of cosmic intrigue echoed in the unlikeliest of places, resonating amidst the golden fields of genetically modified maize.
Venturing even further into unconventional sources, the authors conducted an exhaustive review of literature, including the back labels of various shampoo bottles. Although seemingly unrelated at first glance, the chemically charged descriptions sparked an unexpected 'eureka' moment, prompting the authors to reconsider the intricate interplay between agricultural biotechnology and the cosmic queries that pervade the digital sphere. Thus, the authors urge readers to approach this literature review with a sense of cosmic whimsy and an appreciative nod to the unforeseen connections that permeate the scientific landscape.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Iowa and Google searches for 'black holes'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and Google Trends . You used data from 2004 to 2023
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Starch Wars: The Maize of Black Holes"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper explores the unusual and previously uncharted correlation between the adoption of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in the production of corn in the state of Iowa and Google searches for 'black holes'. By analyzing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Google Trends, our research team uncovered a surprising and seemingly inexplicable relationship. Our findings reveal a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9599251 and statistical significance with p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2004 to 2023. The implications and interpretations of this association are indeed as mind-boggling as a supermassive black hole itself. We invite readers to delve into the complex interplay between agricultural practices and cosmic curiosities, and ponder the potential cosmic consequences of GMO use in the heartlands of America. Let us hope this research sheds some light, rather than creating a metaphorical black hole, in the field of both terrestrial and astrophysical studies.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Introduction
The curious and often unpredictable nature of scientific inquiry has led researchers down various uncharted paths and into unexpected realms. In this vein, our investigation delves into a rather charming correlation between the adoption of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in the cultivation of corn in the illustrious state of Iowa and the peculiar phenomenon of increased Google searches related to 'black holes'. While the connection between toying with corn genetically and the enigmatic cosmos may at first seem as perplexing as the origin of the universe itself, the data suggests otherwise.
As any inquisitive mind would ponder, one might ask: what could the starchy intricacies of corn possibly have to do with the vast abysses of space known as black holes? Could the existence of such cosmic wonders truly captivate the humble agrarian folk of Iowa? Well, dear readers, the plot thickens, and it does so with a starch-laden curiosity that even the most seasoned molecular biologist might find surprising.
The study aims to shed light, or perhaps, create a metaphorical black hole of inquiry, into the swirling connection between the agricultural practices of the heartlands of America and the seemingly unrelated urge to explore the fathomless depths of the universe—well, at least in the digital world. Brace yourself for a cornucopia of unexpected findings, which might leave you pondering the cosmic consequences of tampering with those ubiquitous, yellow kernels at your local grocery store.
Here, we invite you to embark on a scholarly journey that promises to provide insights into two vastly different worlds, and maybe even raise a few eyebrows in the process. Let us peel back the layers of this tangled scientific mystery and see what cosmic surprises lie beneath the surface of cornfields and cyberspace.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
Methodology
To investigate the curious correlation between the adoption of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn production in Iowa and Google searches for 'black holes', a robust and, dare I say, corny methodology was employed. The data collection process involved an extensive forage across the vast plains of the internet, with a keen focus on sources such as the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the whimsical wonderland of Google Trends. We wrangled data spanning from 2004 to 2023, a time period ripe for observation and analysis, much like a well-ripened ear of corn ready for harvest.
To tackle this peculiar investigation, we first husked the USDA's data on the adoption of GMOs in Iowa’s cornfields. This data presented a kernel of truth, shedding light on the widespread incorporation of genetically engineered traits in corn cultivars. The adoption of GMOs, much like a genetically mutated superhero, has seen an exponential rise over the past few decades, leaving a significant footprint on the agricultural landscape.
Meanwhile, in the digital domain, we sifted through the astral expanse of Google searches for 'black holes'. Utilizing Google Trends, we seized the search volume index as our metric, observing the peaks and troughs of curiosity regarding these cosmic enigmas. The rise and fall of 'black hole' searches mirrored the ebb and flow of some cosmic ballet, capturing the attention of internet surfers across the Hawkeye State.
Once we had gathered this cornucopia of data, a rigorous statistical analysis was conducted to discern any tantalizing whispers of correlation. We employed the pearsonr correlation coefficient, a time-tested measure of linear correlation strength, to unravel the knotty relationship between GMO adoption and 'black hole' searches. This analysis not only provided evidence of a strong correlation but also yielded a p-value that could cause even the most seasoned statistician to raise an eyebrow and ponder the cosmic implications.
In conclusion, the methodology adopted for this investigation was as substantial as a hearty Midwestern meal, carefully sowing the seeds of scientific inquiry and reaping a bountiful harvest of unexpected findings. The interplay between agricultural practices and cosmic curiosity was probed with the precision of a molecular biologist and the wonder of a stargazing enthusiast. The cosmic consequences of tampering with corn genetics, it seems, may indeed lead us down a rabbit hole, or rather, a 'black hole', of inquiry.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Iowa and Google searches for 'black holes'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and Google Trends .
For the time period 2004 to 2023, you found a correlation 0.9599251, r-squared of 0.9214561, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Starch Wars: The Maize of Black Holes"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper explores the unusual and previously uncharted correlation between the adoption of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in the production of corn in the state of Iowa and Google searches for 'black holes'. By analyzing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Google Trends, our research team uncovered a surprising and seemingly inexplicable relationship. Our findings reveal a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9599251 and statistical significance with p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2004 to 2023. The implications and interpretations of this association are indeed as mind-boggling as a supermassive black hole itself. We invite readers to delve into the complex interplay between agricultural practices and cosmic curiosities, and ponder the potential cosmic consequences of GMO use in the heartlands of America. Let us hope this research sheds some light, rather than creating a metaphorical black hole, in the field of both terrestrial and astrophysical studies.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Introduction
The curious and often unpredictable nature of scientific inquiry has led researchers down various uncharted paths and into unexpected realms. In this vein, our investigation delves into a rather charming correlation between the adoption of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in the cultivation of corn in the illustrious state of Iowa and the peculiar phenomenon of increased Google searches related to 'black holes'. While the connection between toying with corn genetically and the enigmatic cosmos may at first seem as perplexing as the origin of the universe itself, the data suggests otherwise.
As any inquisitive mind would ponder, one might ask: what could the starchy intricacies of corn possibly have to do with the vast abysses of space known as black holes? Could the existence of such cosmic wonders truly captivate the humble agrarian folk of Iowa? Well, dear readers, the plot thickens, and it does so with a starch-laden curiosity that even the most seasoned molecular biologist might find surprising.
The study aims to shed light, or perhaps, create a metaphorical black hole of inquiry, into the swirling connection between the agricultural practices of the heartlands of America and the seemingly unrelated urge to explore the fathomless depths of the universe—well, at least in the digital world. Brace yourself for a cornucopia of unexpected findings, which might leave you pondering the cosmic consequences of tampering with those ubiquitous, yellow kernels at your local grocery store.
Here, we invite you to embark on a scholarly journey that promises to provide insights into two vastly different worlds, and maybe even raise a few eyebrows in the process. Let us peel back the layers of this tangled scientific mystery and see what cosmic surprises lie beneath the surface of cornfields and cyberspace.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data uncovered a striking correlation between the adoption of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn production in Iowa and Google searches for 'black holes'. Over the period from 2004 to 2023, a correlation coefficient of 0.9599251 was found, with an r-squared of 0.9214561, indicating a highly significant relationship with p < 0.01.
As evidenced by the scatterplot in Fig. 1, the data points exhibit a clear, linear pattern, illustrating the strong positive correlation between the variables of interest. The unmistakable trend appears to suggest that as the prevalence of GMO use in corn cultivation increases, so does the interest in cosmic phenomena, particularly black holes, reflected in the frequency of Google searches. The implications of this intriguing association are as expansive as the universe itself.
Our findings not only offer an illuminating snapshot of the interplay between agricultural developments and enigmatic cosmic curiosities but also provoke contemplation on the broader implications for society. The unexpected link between the maize of Iowa and the enigmatic allure of black holes invites further exploration and speculation, perhaps even inspiring a deeper appreciation for the interconnectedness of seemingly distant domains.
This unexpected correlation challenges conventional wisdom and opens the doors to a myriad of potential explanations and interpretations. The interconnectedness of seemingly disparate realms, from the rural heartlands to the cosmic unknown, serves as a reminder that the universe is rife with unexpected connections, both tangible and metaphorical. Our research, while lighthearted in its inception, may indeed have far-reaching implications, extending beyond the starchy silos of Midwestern fields to the unfathomable depths of the cosmos.
The peculiar and delightful relationship uncovered in this study serves as a testament to the serendipitous discoveries that arise from the pursuit of knowledge, and it accentuates the profound interdependence of diverse fields of inquiry. As the saying goes, "When it rains, it pours," and it seems that, in our case, when it comes to GMOs and black holes, curiosity truly knows no bounds.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Iowa and Google searches for 'black holes'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
"Starch Wars: The Maize of Black Holes"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper explores the unusual and previously uncharted correlation between the adoption of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in the production of corn in the state of Iowa and Google searches for 'black holes'. By analyzing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Google Trends, our research team uncovered a surprising and seemingly inexplicable relationship. Our findings reveal a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9599251 and statistical significance with p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2004 to 2023. The implications and interpretations of this association are indeed as mind-boggling as a supermassive black hole itself. We invite readers to delve into the complex interplay between agricultural practices and cosmic curiosities, and ponder the potential cosmic consequences of GMO use in the heartlands of America. Let us hope this research sheds some light, rather than creating a metaphorical black hole, in the field of both terrestrial and astrophysical studies.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The authors delve into a comprehensive review of the existing literature on the intersection between agricultural practices, particularly the adoption of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn production, and the unlikely correlation with the frequency of Google searches related to 'black holes'. The exploration begins with Smith et al.'s seminal work, "Genetically Modified Maize: Implications for Agricultural Practices", which offers a thorough analysis of the impact of GMO adoption on crop yields and environmental sustainability. While the study by Smith et al. primarily focuses on the agronomic aspects of GMO corn, the findings have inadvertently opened a wormhole into the unforeseen linkages with celestial queries.
Doe's research, "The Cosmic Fascination: A Study of Public Interest in Astrophysical Phenomena", provides a tantalizing glimpse into the intricacies of public interest in cosmic phenomena, albeit from a sociological lens. The study examines the shifting trends in public curiosity, shedding light on topics that capture the imagination of individuals across diverse geographical regions. Although Doe's work does not explicitly address the specific connection with agricultural practices, the authors find an undercurrent of cosmic intrigue that intertwines unexpectedly with the agricultural heartlands.
Jones et al.'s comprehensive investigation, "Google Searches: Unveiling Human Curiosity", offers a compelling exposé on the patterns and motivations underlying Google search trends. The study meticulously disentangles the web of human curiosity, illuminating the multifaceted nature of digital queries and the underlying drivers. While Jones et al.'s research primarily focuses on the behavioral aspects of online searches, the authors uncover a serendipitous convergence with the enigmatic allure of black holes and the agrarian landscape of Iowa.
Expanding the purview beyond traditional academic works, "The Cosmic Cookbook" by Carl Sagan and "Black Holes and Beyond" by Stephen Hawking present captivating narratives of the celestial wonders that beckon humanity's collective imagination. These literary masterpieces offer a sweeping panorama of cosmic marvels and the tantalizing mysteries that orbit the human consciousness. The authors find the subtle whispers of cosmic intrigue echoed in the unlikeliest of places, resonating amidst the golden fields of genetically modified maize.
Venturing even further into unconventional sources, the authors conducted an exhaustive review of literature, including the back labels of various shampoo bottles. Although seemingly unrelated at first glance, the chemically charged descriptions sparked an unexpected 'eureka' moment, prompting the authors to reconsider the intricate interplay between agricultural biotechnology and the cosmic queries that pervade the digital sphere. Thus, the authors urge readers to approach this literature review with a sense of cosmic whimsy and an appreciative nod to the unforeseen connections that permeate the scientific landscape.
[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data uncovered a striking correlation between the adoption of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn production in Iowa and Google searches for 'black holes'. Over the period from 2004 to 2023, a correlation coefficient of 0.9599251 was found, with an r-squared of 0.9214561, indicating a highly significant relationship with p < 0.01.
As evidenced by the scatterplot in Fig. 1, the data points exhibit a clear, linear pattern, illustrating the strong positive correlation between the variables of interest. The unmistakable trend appears to suggest that as the prevalence of GMO use in corn cultivation increases, so does the interest in cosmic phenomena, particularly black holes, reflected in the frequency of Google searches. The implications of this intriguing association are as expansive as the universe itself.
Our findings not only offer an illuminating snapshot of the interplay between agricultural developments and enigmatic cosmic curiosities but also provoke contemplation on the broader implications for society. The unexpected link between the maize of Iowa and the enigmatic allure of black holes invites further exploration and speculation, perhaps even inspiring a deeper appreciation for the interconnectedness of seemingly distant domains.
This unexpected correlation challenges conventional wisdom and opens the doors to a myriad of potential explanations and interpretations. The interconnectedness of seemingly disparate realms, from the rural heartlands to the cosmic unknown, serves as a reminder that the universe is rife with unexpected connections, both tangible and metaphorical. Our research, while lighthearted in its inception, may indeed have far-reaching implications, extending beyond the starchy silos of Midwestern fields to the unfathomable depths of the cosmos.
The peculiar and delightful relationship uncovered in this study serves as a testament to the serendipitous discoveries that arise from the pursuit of knowledge, and it accentuates the profound interdependence of diverse fields of inquiry. As the saying goes, "When it rains, it pours," and it seems that, in our case, when it comes to GMOs and black holes, curiosity truly knows no bounds.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[DISCUSSION]]
The entanglement of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn cultivation and the cosmic bewilderment surrounding black holes has left our research team pondering the cosmic conundrum that underpins this unexpected correlation. Indeed, the unearthly alignment discovered in our study raises questions as grand as the cosmos itself. Our findings not only affirm the prior work that inadvertently tugged at the cosmic thread woven into the fabric of agricultural practices, but also urge contemplation of the profound and, dare we say, corny implications of this convergence.
The work of Smith et al. indeed sowed the seeds for our investigation, emphasizing the agricultural implications of GMO adoption. Little did they anticipate that their study would cultivate a cosmic curiosity that transverses celestial bodies and agricultural fields. The unforeseen intergalactic implications of agroecology have taken root in the unforeseen nexus with the astrophysical unknown, crafting a narrative as improbable as a cornstalk reaching for the stars.
The findings of Jones et al. on online search trends have also borne fruit, aligning with our own discovery of the tantalizing correlation between GMO usage and the cosmic queries surrounding black holes. Their 'Google Searches: Unveiling Human Curiosity' shines a light on the inescapable truth that human curiosity, like the gravitational pull of a black hole, knows no bounds. Who could have predicted that this inquisitive spirit would lead to a cosmic corn maze of interconnections?
And the peculiar pairing of shampoo bottle back labels with our serendipitous moment of clarity urges us to acknowledge that discovery often hides in plain sight, waiting to be unlocked by the unexpected turn of a phrase or twist of a coincidence. In this case, the foamy musings on shampoo bottles unveiled a cosmic connection that transcends the earthly realm of personal hygiene.
Our results have not only validated but also unveiled the unmistakable and statistically significant relationship that inspires a cosmic reverie. The maize of Iowa, intertwined with the inquisitiveness of humanity, paints a celestial masterpiece that challenges conventional wisdom and beckons us to explore the uncharted territories of unexpected correlations.
The veracity of our findings is as undeniable as the gravitational forces that define the enigmatic dance of black holes. The cosmic curiosity sparked by our study opens a wormhole into the unexplored dimensions of agricultural and astrophysical interactions, reminding us that the universe, like the GMO cornfields of Iowa, is ripe with mysteries waiting to be uncovered.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in corn grown in Iowa and Google searches for 'black holes'. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Starch Wars: The Maize of Black Holes"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper explores the unusual and previously uncharted correlation between the adoption of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in the production of corn in the state of Iowa and Google searches for 'black holes'. By analyzing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Google Trends, our research team uncovered a surprising and seemingly inexplicable relationship. Our findings reveal a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9599251 and statistical significance with p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2004 to 2023. The implications and interpretations of this association are indeed as mind-boggling as a supermassive black hole itself. We invite readers to delve into the complex interplay between agricultural practices and cosmic curiosities, and ponder the potential cosmic consequences of GMO use in the heartlands of America. Let us hope this research sheds some light, rather than creating a metaphorical black hole, in the field of both terrestrial and astrophysical studies.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
Introduction
The curious and often unpredictable nature of scientific inquiry has led researchers down various uncharted paths and into unexpected realms. In this vein, our investigation delves into a rather charming correlation between the adoption of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in the cultivation of corn in the illustrious state of Iowa and the peculiar phenomenon of increased Google searches related to 'black holes'. While the connection between toying with corn genetically and the enigmatic cosmos may at first seem as perplexing as the origin of the universe itself, the data suggests otherwise.
As any inquisitive mind would ponder, one might ask: what could the starchy intricacies of corn possibly have to do with the vast abysses of space known as black holes? Could the existence of such cosmic wonders truly captivate the humble agrarian folk of Iowa? Well, dear readers, the plot thickens, and it does so with a starch-laden curiosity that even the most seasoned molecular biologist might find surprising.
The study aims to shed light, or perhaps, create a metaphorical black hole of inquiry, into the swirling connection between the agricultural practices of the heartlands of America and the seemingly unrelated urge to explore the fathomless depths of the universe—well, at least in the digital world. Brace yourself for a cornucopia of unexpected findings, which might leave you pondering the cosmic consequences of tampering with those ubiquitous, yellow kernels at your local grocery store.
Here, we invite you to embark on a scholarly journey that promises to provide insights into two vastly different worlds, and maybe even raise a few eyebrows in the process. Let us peel back the layers of this tangled scientific mystery and see what cosmic surprises lie beneath the surface of cornfields and cyberspace.
[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data uncovered a striking correlation between the adoption of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in corn production in Iowa and Google searches for 'black holes'. Over the period from 2004 to 2023, a correlation coefficient of 0.9599251 was found, with an r-squared of 0.9214561, indicating a highly significant relationship with p < 0.01.
As evidenced by the scatterplot in Fig. 1, the data points exhibit a clear, linear pattern, illustrating the strong positive correlation between the variables of interest. The unmistakable trend appears to suggest that as the prevalence of GMO use in corn cultivation increases, so does the interest in cosmic phenomena, particularly black holes, reflected in the frequency of Google searches. The implications of this intriguing association are as expansive as the universe itself.
Our findings not only offer an illuminating snapshot of the interplay between agricultural developments and enigmatic cosmic curiosities but also provoke contemplation on the broader implications for society. The unexpected link between the maize of Iowa and the enigmatic allure of black holes invites further exploration and speculation, perhaps even inspiring a deeper appreciation for the interconnectedness of seemingly distant domains.
This unexpected correlation challenges conventional wisdom and opens the doors to a myriad of potential explanations and interpretations. The interconnectedness of seemingly disparate realms, from the rural heartlands to the cosmic unknown, serves as a reminder that the universe is rife with unexpected connections, both tangible and metaphorical. Our research, while lighthearted in its inception, may indeed have far-reaching implications, extending beyond the starchy silos of Midwestern fields to the unfathomable depths of the cosmos.
The peculiar and delightful relationship uncovered in this study serves as a testament to the serendipitous discoveries that arise from the pursuit of knowledge, and it accentuates the profound interdependence of diverse fields of inquiry. As the saying goes, "When it rains, it pours," and it seems that, in our case, when it comes to GMOs and black holes, curiosity truly knows no bounds.
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Your response should start like this:
[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, the seemingly inexplicable correlation between the prevalence of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in Iowa's cornfields and the fascination with 'black holes' in Google searches has left our research team pleasantly perplexed. Despite its initial ludicrousness, the robust statistical evidence of a strong positive correlation challenges our conventional understanding of disparate domains. While we might be inclined to attribute this connection to cosmic coincidences or the enigmatic allure of starchy structures, the intricate web of causation remains shrouded in mystery. It's almost as if our GMO-laden cornfields are serving as cosmic antennas, tuning into the celestial curiosity of the universe. As we contemplate the implications of our findings, it's tempting to rely on a cliché and proclaim that the truth is indeed "out there." Yet, we must resist the urge to launch into absurd speculation—after all, we are scientists. Though we might be tempted to proclaim that our findings have opened a cornucopia of new research avenues, we'll leave it at this: no more research is needed in this field.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Starch Wars: The Maize of Black Holes. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
Journal of Galactic Gastronomy
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Starch Wars: The Maize of Black Holes. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Institute for Quantum Agricultural Studies
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Starch Wars: The Maize of Black Holes with an abstract of This research paper explores the unusual and previously uncharted correlation between the adoption of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in the production of corn in the state of Iowa and Google searches for 'black holes'. By analyzing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Google Trends, our research team uncovered a surprising and seemingly inexplicable relationship. Our findings reveal a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9599251 and statistical significance with p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2004 to 2023. The implications and interpretations of this association are indeed as mind-boggling as a supermassive black hole itself. We invite readers to delve into the complex interplay between agricultural practices and cosmic curiosities, and ponder the potential cosmic consequences of GMO use in the heartlands of America. Let us hope this research sheds some light, rather than creating a metaphorical black hole, in the field of both terrestrial and astrophysical studies.
ChatGPT:
genetically modified organisms, GMOs, production of corn, Iowa, United States Department of Agriculture, USDA, Google searches, Google Trends, correlation coefficient, statistical significance, supermassive black hole, agricultural practices, cosmic curiosities, GMO use, America, cosmic consequences, terrestrial studies, astrophysical studies
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GMO use in corn grown in IowaDetailed data title: Percent of all corn planted in Iowa that is genetically modified to be insect-resistant (Bt), but not herbicide-tolerant (HT)
Source: USDA
See what else correlates with GMO use in corn grown in Iowa
Google searches for 'black holes'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'black holes' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)
See what else correlates with Google searches for 'black holes'
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.9214561 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 92.1% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'black holes') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., GMO use in corn grown in Iowa) over the 20 years from 2004 through 2023.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 2.2E-11. 0.0000000000218885054351213570
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.96 in 2.2E-9% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 45,686,079,525 random variables You don't actually need 45 billion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 19 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 19 because we have two variables measured over a period of 20 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.9, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
| 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | 2022 | 2023 | |
| GMO use in corn grown in Iowa (GMO corn %) | 36 | 35 | 32 | 22 | 16 | 14 | 15 | 13 | 12 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 |
| Google searches for 'black holes' (Rel. search volume) | 73 | 55.3333 | 59 | 43 | 40.1667 | 35.9167 | 31.75 | 26.4167 | 24.0833 | 23 | 24.75 | 25.1667 | 24.9167 | 21.4167 | 20.5833 | 23 | 18.75 | 17.75 | 21.75 | 22.1111 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([36,35,32,22,16,14,15,13,12,5,4,5,3,5,3,4,3,4,3,3,])
array_2 = np.array([73,55.3333,59,43,40.1667,35.9167,31.75,26.4167,24.0833,23,24.75,25.1667,24.9167,21.4167,20.5833,23,18.75,17.75,21.75,22.1111,])
array_1_name = "GMO use in corn grown in Iowa"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'black holes'"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
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Correlation ID: 1302 · Black Variable ID: 712 · Red Variable ID: 1530
