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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is GMO use in cotton and the second variable is National Lacrosse Champions' Final Point.  The chart goes from 2000 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

It seems that as the GMO cotton use decreased, the players' ability to "seed" the competition with their skills also took a hit. Without the genetically modified cotton, the players may have felt like they were constantly being "boll"-ocked in their performance, leading to a decrease in their final point tally. The link between GMO cotton and lacrosse success may just be the most "unbe-leaf"-able correlation yet!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Prompt: Generate an image in the style of a black-and-white newspaper illustration depicting a scene with lacrosse players practicing stick handling skills on a field. The players are depicted attempting to pick up two piles of cotton with their lacrosse sticks - one labeled "Genetically Modified" and the other labeled "Non-Genetically Modified." The players are shown easily scooping up the Genetically Modified cotton, while struggling to pick up the Non-Genetically Modified cotton, leading to the cotton falling from their sticks. The illustration emphasizes the impact of decreased GMO cotton use on the players' ability to handle the ball with their sticks, conveying the contrast in ease between the two types of cotton. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the situation described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here is a situation: "Scientists Discover that Decrease in GMO Cotton Use Linked to National Lacrosse Champions' Final Point Decrease. Turns out, as cotton became less genetically modified, players' stick handling skills suffered due to lack of exposure to genetically enhanced cotton fibers. More at 11.". Given that situation, which of the following image descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand and the tone of the explanation. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: A TIME magazine cover image Oragami A black-and-white newspaper illustration Futuristic Cute 2D animation
ChatGPT: A black-and-white newspaper illustration

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated and the explanation described. Do not reference graphs or charts; describe physical objects.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that depicts the following situation. Keep the description simple. "Scientists Discover that Decrease in GMO Cotton Use Linked to National Lacrosse Champions' Final Point Decrease. Turns out, as cotton became less genetically modified, players' stick handling skills suffered due to lack of exposure to genetically enhanced cotton fibers. More at 11."
ChatGPT: In the scene, we see a group of lacrosse players on a field, practicing their stick handling skills. We also see two piles of cotton - one labeled "Genetically Modified" and the other labeled "Non-Genetically Modified." The players are trying to scoop up the Genetically Modified cotton with their lacrosse sticks, and they are able to do so with ease. However, when they try to scoop up the Non-Genetically Modified cotton, they struggle and drop the cotton from their sticks. This illustrates how the decrease in GMO cotton use affected the players' ability to handle the ball with their sticks.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A black-and-white newspaper illustration ] and depicting this scene: In the scene, we see a group of lacrosse players on a field, practicing their stick handling skills. We also see two piles of cotton - one labeled "Genetically Modified" and the other labeled "Non-Genetically Modified." The players are trying to scoop up the Genetically Modified cotton with their lacrosse sticks, and they are able to do so with ease. However, when they try to scoop up the Non-Genetically Modified cotton, they struggle and drop the cotton from their sticks. This illustrates how the decrease in GMO cotton use affected the players' ability to handle the ball with their sticks. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Prompt: Generate an image in the style of a black-and-white newspaper illustration depicting a scene with lacrosse players practicing stick handling skills on a field. The players are depicted attempting to pick up two piles of cotton with their lacrosse sticks - one labeled "Genetically Modified" and the other labeled "Non-Genetically Modified." The players are shown easily scooping up the Genetically Modified cotton, while struggling to pick up the Non-Genetically Modified cotton, leading to the cotton falling from their sticks. The illustration emphasizes the impact of decreased GMO cotton use on the players' ability to handle the ball with their sticks, conveying the contrast in ease between the two types of cotton.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in GMO use in cotton caused National Lacrosse Champions' Final Point to decrease. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Cottoning On: A Genetically Modified Touchdown for National Lacrosse Champions' Final Point

Journal of Genetic Sporting Innovations

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in cotton and National Lacrosse Champions' Final Point. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Include a pun in the title.

Your research team used data from USDA and Wikipedia to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9086902 and p < 0.01 for 2000 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Cottoning On: A Genetically Modified Touchdown for National Lacrosse Champions' Final Point

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the intriguing and understudied relationship between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in cotton and the final point scored by National Lacrosse Champions. Leveraging data from the USDA and Wikipedia, we meticulously examined the years 2000 to 2022 and unearthed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9086902 with p < 0.01. While the connection may seem as elusive as a free-floating lacrosse ball, our findings suggest that the presence of GMOs in cotton may indeed have an unexpected impact on the ultimate success of these athletic champions. Our research not only sheds light on this unanticipated association but also seeds fertile ground for further investigations into the unexplored interplay between agricultural biotechnology and athletic triumphs.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in cotton and National Lacrosse Champions' Final Point. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Cottoning On: A Genetically Modified Touchdown for National Lacrosse Champions' Final Point

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the intriguing and understudied relationship between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in cotton and the final point scored by National Lacrosse Champions. Leveraging data from the USDA and Wikipedia, we meticulously examined the years 2000 to 2022 and unearthed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9086902 with p < 0.01. While the connection may seem as elusive as a free-floating lacrosse ball, our findings suggest that the presence of GMOs in cotton may indeed have an unexpected impact on the ultimate success of these athletic champions. Our research not only sheds light on this unanticipated association but also seeds fertile ground for further investigations into the unexplored interplay between agricultural biotechnology and athletic triumphs.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
The cultivation of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) has long been a subject of research and debate in the agricultural realm. While the primary focus of such studies often centers on crop yield, pest resistance, and environmental impact, the potential implications of GMO use in cotton on unrelated domains, such as the realm of sports, have received little attention. However, a peculiar curiosity and perhaps a touch of whimsy inspired this investigation into the unlikely relationship between GMOs in cotton and the final point scored by National Lacrosse Champions.

In the wide field of academic inquiry, it is not uncommon to encounter unexpected connections and correlations, much like stumbling upon a hidden lacrosse ball amidst acres of cotton fields. As such, our study sought to discern whether a statistical association could be established between the introduction of GMOs in cotton and the final moments of triumph for lacrosse champions. The data, gleaned from the USDA and Wikipedia, underwent rigorous analysis, yielding a correlation coefficient of 0.9086902 with p < 0.01. This finding, like the sudden flick of a lacrosse stick, suggests a compelling link between these seemingly disparate arenas.

While the notion of genetically modified cotton influencing the outcomes of lacrosse championships may at first glance appear as incongruous as a misplaced puck on a lacrosse field, the robustness of our statistical findings beckons further scrutiny. Much like an elusive opponent in a fiercely contested match, this unexpected correlation demands deeper investigation and consideration.

In light of this unanticipated relationship, our research endeavors to not only unveil this unconventional connection but also to spur future explorations into the uncharted intersection of agricultural biotechnology and athletic achievement. Just as the toss of a ball can redirect the course of a game, our findings prompt a reevaluation of the reach of GMOs beyond the confines of traditional agricultural metrics. The unexpected implications of this research signal an exciting avenue for uncovering the unacknowledged dynamics at play in the wide world of GMOs and beyond.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in cotton and National Lacrosse Champions' Final Point. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some cartoons and childrens' shows that you watched that are related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Cottoning On: A Genetically Modified Touchdown for National Lacrosse Champions' Final Point

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the intriguing and understudied relationship between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in cotton and the final point scored by National Lacrosse Champions. Leveraging data from the USDA and Wikipedia, we meticulously examined the years 2000 to 2022 and unearthed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9086902 with p < 0.01. While the connection may seem as elusive as a free-floating lacrosse ball, our findings suggest that the presence of GMOs in cotton may indeed have an unexpected impact on the ultimate success of these athletic champions. Our research not only sheds light on this unanticipated association but also seeds fertile ground for further investigations into the unexplored interplay between agricultural biotechnology and athletic triumphs.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The cultivation of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) has long been a subject of research and debate in the agricultural realm. While the primary focus of such studies often centers on crop yield, pest resistance, and environmental impact, the potential implications of GMO use in cotton on unrelated domains, such as the realm of sports, have received little attention. However, a peculiar curiosity and perhaps a touch of whimsy inspired this investigation into the unlikely relationship between GMOs in cotton and the final point scored by National Lacrosse Champions.
In the wide field of academic inquiry, it is not uncommon to encounter unexpected connections and correlations, much like stumbling upon a hidden lacrosse ball amidst acres of cotton fields. As such, our study sought to discern whether a statistical association could be established between the introduction of GMOs in cotton and the final moments of triumph for lacrosse champions. The data, gleaned from the USDA and Wikipedia, underwent rigorous analysis, yielding a correlation coefficient of 0.9086902 with p < 0.01. This finding, like the sudden flick of a lacrosse stick, suggests a compelling link between these seemingly disparate arenas.
While the notion of genetically modified cotton influencing the outcomes of lacrosse championships may at first glance appear as incongruous as a misplaced puck on a lacrosse field, the robustness of our statistical findings beckons further scrutiny. Much like an elusive opponent in a fiercely contested match, this unexpected correlation demands deeper investigation and consideration.
In light of this unanticipated relationship, our research endeavors to not only unveil this unconventional connection but also to spur future explorations into the uncharted intersection of agricultural biotechnology and athletic achievement. Just as the toss of a ball can redirect the course of a game, our findings prompt a reevaluation of the reach of GMOs beyond the confines of traditional agricultural metrics. The unexpected implications of this research signal an exciting avenue for uncovering the unacknowledged dynamics at play in the wide world of GMOs and beyond.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The relationship between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in cotton and the final point scored by National Lacrosse Champions, while not a typical subject of scholarly investigation, has garnered increasing interest in recent years. Smith and colleagues (2010) provided an initial exploration of the impact of GMOs on unrelated domains, prompting further inquiry into this unorthodox connection. In their study, Smith et al. (2010) cautiously broached the subject, likening the unexpected correlation to a surprise pass across the lacrosse field.

Building on this foundation, Doe and Smith (2015) delved deeper into the potential ripple effects of GMO use in agricultural settings. Their work hinted at the possibility of unforeseen consequences in distant domains, analogous to an unexpected twist in the trajectory of a lacrosse ball. However, the true extent of this connection remained shrouded in mystery, much like the stealthy movements of a lacrosse player on the field.

Nevertheless, Jones et al. (2018) offered a novel perspective on the intersection of biotechnology and sports, speculating on the unexplored influence of GMOs in cotton on athletic achievements. Their evocative imagery likened this association to a game-changing maneuver on the lacrosse field, hinting at the potential for a paradigm-shifting revelation.

Amidst this scholarly backdrop, a more esoteric body of literature has also contributed to the discourse. "GMOs: The Seeds of Controversy" (Jackson, 2012) offered a comprehensive overview of the controversies and complexities surrounding genetically modified organisms, planting the seed for unconventional connections and unforeseen outcomes, much like an unexpected bounce of the lacrosse ball.

In a similar vein, "Agricultural Biotechnology: Cultivating the Future" (Wilson, 2016) provided a thorough examination of the multifaceted implications of biotechnological advancements in the agricultural landscape, inadvertently sowing the seeds of curiosity for unforeseen interplays.

Turning to the realm of fictional works, "The Lacrosse Mystery" (Brown, 2005) and "Genetically Modified Guffaws" (Adams, 1996) provided imaginative and whimsical takes on unexpected connections, offering playful anecdotes that laced the intellectual discourse with a touch of levity, much like a lighthearted game amidst a season of intense competition.

Moreover, in the domain of animated entertainment, the animated series "Lacrosse Legends" and "Biotech Adventures" contributed to the cultural consciousness surrounding the unlikely pairing of GMOs and athletic prowess. These lighthearted portrayals lent a playful and oftentimes exaggerated perspective to the otherwise staid research landscape, much like a trick shot amidst a high-stakes game.

In light of the diverse and eclectic literature on this subject, the unexpected correlation between GMOs in cotton and the final point scored by National Lacrosse Champions emerges as a curious and intriguing area of inquiry, blending the serious with the whimsical, much like a surprising twist in a scholarly narrative.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in cotton and National Lacrosse Champions' Final Point. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and Wikipedia . You used data from 2000 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Cottoning On: A Genetically Modified Touchdown for National Lacrosse Champions' Final Point

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the intriguing and understudied relationship between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in cotton and the final point scored by National Lacrosse Champions. Leveraging data from the USDA and Wikipedia, we meticulously examined the years 2000 to 2022 and unearthed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9086902 with p < 0.01. While the connection may seem as elusive as a free-floating lacrosse ball, our findings suggest that the presence of GMOs in cotton may indeed have an unexpected impact on the ultimate success of these athletic champions. Our research not only sheds light on this unanticipated association but also seeds fertile ground for further investigations into the unexplored interplay between agricultural biotechnology and athletic triumphs.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The cultivation of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) has long been a subject of research and debate in the agricultural realm. While the primary focus of such studies often centers on crop yield, pest resistance, and environmental impact, the potential implications of GMO use in cotton on unrelated domains, such as the realm of sports, have received little attention. However, a peculiar curiosity and perhaps a touch of whimsy inspired this investigation into the unlikely relationship between GMOs in cotton and the final point scored by National Lacrosse Champions.
In the wide field of academic inquiry, it is not uncommon to encounter unexpected connections and correlations, much like stumbling upon a hidden lacrosse ball amidst acres of cotton fields. As such, our study sought to discern whether a statistical association could be established between the introduction of GMOs in cotton and the final moments of triumph for lacrosse champions. The data, gleaned from the USDA and Wikipedia, underwent rigorous analysis, yielding a correlation coefficient of 0.9086902 with p < 0.01. This finding, like the sudden flick of a lacrosse stick, suggests a compelling link between these seemingly disparate arenas.
While the notion of genetically modified cotton influencing the outcomes of lacrosse championships may at first glance appear as incongruous as a misplaced puck on a lacrosse field, the robustness of our statistical findings beckons further scrutiny. Much like an elusive opponent in a fiercely contested match, this unexpected correlation demands deeper investigation and consideration.
In light of this unanticipated relationship, our research endeavors to not only unveil this unconventional connection but also to spur future explorations into the uncharted intersection of agricultural biotechnology and athletic achievement. Just as the toss of a ball can redirect the course of a game, our findings prompt a reevaluation of the reach of GMOs beyond the confines of traditional agricultural metrics. The unexpected implications of this research signal an exciting avenue for uncovering the unacknowledged dynamics at play in the wide world of GMOs and beyond.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

The methodology employed in this research endeavor sought to capture the enigmatic relationship between the utilization of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in cotton and the final point achieved by National Lacrosse Champions. Leveraging a combination of quantitative data analysis and a sprinkle of statistical wizardry, we embarked on a quest to unravel the hidden thread linking agricultural biotechnology with athletic prowess.

Data Collection:
The first step in our convoluted yet strangely fascinating journey involved the collection of data from varied sources across the internet. Specifically, we garnered historical information pertaining to GMO usage in cotton from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) database, delving deep into their archives like intrepid explorers unearthing ancient relics. To supplement this treasure trove of agricultural titbits, we also turned to the well of collective knowledge, Wikipedia. This amalgamation of digital repositories provided us with a comprehensive dataset spanning the years 2000 to 2022, mirroring the expansive swath of time where the intertwined fates of GMO cotton and National Lacrosse Champions awaited our scrutiny.

Data Analysis:
Armed with this amalgamation of historical insights, we submerged ourselves in the murky waters of statistical analysis. Applying mathematical techniques worthy of an arcane sorcerer, we calculated correlation coefficients and p-values with the precision of a lacrosse player aiming for the final goal. Our methodology involved subjecting the acquired data to rigorous scrutiny, deploying mathematical models and statistical tests that would make the average bystander's head spin faster than a lacrosse ball in flight.

The inferential techniques employed in this study included Pearson's correlation coefficient, a means of quantifying the strength and direction of the linear relationship between two variables. This method allowed us to measure the degree of association between the presence of GMOs in cotton and the ultimate triumph of National Lacrosse Champions. Furthermore, we conducted hypothesis tests to ascertain the statistical significance of our findings, warranting a degree of certainty that transcends the randomness of mere chance – not unlike the impeccable precision of a well-executed lacrosse throw.

In light of the complex and multi-faceted nature of the relationship under examination, we accounted for potential confounding variables and sought to mitigate the influence of extraneous factors that could obfuscate our quest for elucidation. Our approach involved the meticulous consideration of external factors, akin to a lacrosse team strategizing to counter the unpredictable elements of their opponents' play.

In conclusion, the methodology adopted in this research expedition was carefully crafted to disentangle the cryptic linkage between GMOs in cotton and the final point scored by National Lacrosse Champions. By blending data from the USDA and the hallowed halls of Wikipedia with sophisticated statistical analytics, we endeavored to shine a light on this unexplored terrain, much like a lacrosse ball illuminating the dark expanse of the playing field.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in cotton and National Lacrosse Champions' Final Point. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and Wikipedia .

For the time period 2000 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9086902, r-squared of 0.8257179, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Cottoning On: A Genetically Modified Touchdown for National Lacrosse Champions' Final Point

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the intriguing and understudied relationship between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in cotton and the final point scored by National Lacrosse Champions. Leveraging data from the USDA and Wikipedia, we meticulously examined the years 2000 to 2022 and unearthed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9086902 with p < 0.01. While the connection may seem as elusive as a free-floating lacrosse ball, our findings suggest that the presence of GMOs in cotton may indeed have an unexpected impact on the ultimate success of these athletic champions. Our research not only sheds light on this unanticipated association but also seeds fertile ground for further investigations into the unexplored interplay between agricultural biotechnology and athletic triumphs.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The cultivation of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) has long been a subject of research and debate in the agricultural realm. While the primary focus of such studies often centers on crop yield, pest resistance, and environmental impact, the potential implications of GMO use in cotton on unrelated domains, such as the realm of sports, have received little attention. However, a peculiar curiosity and perhaps a touch of whimsy inspired this investigation into the unlikely relationship between GMOs in cotton and the final point scored by National Lacrosse Champions.
In the wide field of academic inquiry, it is not uncommon to encounter unexpected connections and correlations, much like stumbling upon a hidden lacrosse ball amidst acres of cotton fields. As such, our study sought to discern whether a statistical association could be established between the introduction of GMOs in cotton and the final moments of triumph for lacrosse champions. The data, gleaned from the USDA and Wikipedia, underwent rigorous analysis, yielding a correlation coefficient of 0.9086902 with p < 0.01. This finding, like the sudden flick of a lacrosse stick, suggests a compelling link between these seemingly disparate arenas.
While the notion of genetically modified cotton influencing the outcomes of lacrosse championships may at first glance appear as incongruous as a misplaced puck on a lacrosse field, the robustness of our statistical findings beckons further scrutiny. Much like an elusive opponent in a fiercely contested match, this unexpected correlation demands deeper investigation and consideration.
In light of this unanticipated relationship, our research endeavors to not only unveil this unconventional connection but also to spur future explorations into the uncharted intersection of agricultural biotechnology and athletic achievement. Just as the toss of a ball can redirect the course of a game, our findings prompt a reevaluation of the reach of GMOs beyond the confines of traditional agricultural metrics. The unexpected implications of this research signal an exciting avenue for uncovering the unacknowledged dynamics at play in the wide world of GMOs and beyond.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The data analysis revealed a noteworthy correlation coefficient of 0.9086902 between the use of GMOs in cotton and the final point scored by National Lacrosse Champions. This finding suggests a strong relationship, akin to the well-coordinated teamwork displayed on the lacrosse field. The coefficient of determination (r-squared) further emphasized this connection, with a value of 0.8257179, indicating that approximately 82.57% of the variation in the final points can be explained by the presence of GMOs in cotton. This level of explanation is as precise as a lacrosse player's aim when shooting for the goal.

The established correlation was deemed statistically significant, with a p-value of less than 0.01, asserting that the likelihood of observing such a strong relationship by random chance is as improbable as winning a lacrosse match without skill or strategy. The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually depicts the compelling association between the two variables and serves as a testament to the surprising yet undeniable link uncovered through our research. Just as a well-executed play can captivate the audience, our findings captivate the scientific community with their unexpected twist.

The results not only highlight the unanticipated intersection of GMOs in cotton and the achievements of National Lacrosse Champions but also underscore the need for further investigation into the unexplored dynamics at play. This revelation prompts a reevaluation of the far-reaching impact of GMOs, echoing a strategic game-changing move in the domain of agricultural biotechnology and athletic prowess.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in cotton and National Lacrosse Champions' Final Point. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Cottoning On: A Genetically Modified Touchdown for National Lacrosse Champions' Final Point

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the intriguing and understudied relationship between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in cotton and the final point scored by National Lacrosse Champions. Leveraging data from the USDA and Wikipedia, we meticulously examined the years 2000 to 2022 and unearthed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9086902 with p < 0.01. While the connection may seem as elusive as a free-floating lacrosse ball, our findings suggest that the presence of GMOs in cotton may indeed have an unexpected impact on the ultimate success of these athletic champions. Our research not only sheds light on this unanticipated association but also seeds fertile ground for further investigations into the unexplored interplay between agricultural biotechnology and athletic triumphs.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The relationship between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in cotton and the final point scored by National Lacrosse Champions, while not a typical subject of scholarly investigation, has garnered increasing interest in recent years. Smith and colleagues (2010) provided an initial exploration of the impact of GMOs on unrelated domains, prompting further inquiry into this unorthodox connection. In their study, Smith et al. (2010) cautiously broached the subject, likening the unexpected correlation to a surprise pass across the lacrosse field.
Building on this foundation, Doe and Smith (2015) delved deeper into the potential ripple effects of GMO use in agricultural settings. Their work hinted at the possibility of unforeseen consequences in distant domains, analogous to an unexpected twist in the trajectory of a lacrosse ball. However, the true extent of this connection remained shrouded in mystery, much like the stealthy movements of a lacrosse player on the field.
Nevertheless, Jones et al. (2018) offered a novel perspective on the intersection of biotechnology and sports, speculating on the unexplored influence of GMOs in cotton on athletic achievements. Their evocative imagery likened this association to a game-changing maneuver on the lacrosse field, hinting at the potential for a paradigm-shifting revelation.
Amidst this scholarly backdrop, a more esoteric body of literature has also contributed to the discourse. "GMOs: The Seeds of Controversy" (Jackson, 2012) offered a comprehensive overview of the controversies and complexities surrounding genetically modified organisms, planting the seed for unconventional connections and unforeseen outcomes, much like an unexpected bounce of the lacrosse ball.
In a similar vein, "Agricultural Biotechnology: Cultivating the Future" (Wilson, 2016) provided a thorough examination of the multifaceted implications of biotechnological advancements in the agricultural landscape, inadvertently sowing the seeds of curiosity for unforeseen interplays.
Turning to the realm of fictional works, "The Lacrosse Mystery" (Brown, 2005) and "Genetically Modified Guffaws" (Adams, 1996) provided imaginative and whimsical takes on unexpected connections, offering playful anecdotes that laced the intellectual discourse with a touch of levity, much like a lighthearted game amidst a season of intense competition.
Moreover, in the domain of animated entertainment, the animated series "Lacrosse Legends" and "Biotech Adventures" contributed to the cultural consciousness surrounding the unlikely pairing of GMOs and athletic prowess. These lighthearted portrayals lent a playful and oftentimes exaggerated perspective to the otherwise staid research landscape, much like a trick shot amidst a high-stakes game.
In light of the diverse and eclectic literature on this subject, the unexpected correlation between GMOs in cotton and the final point scored by National Lacrosse Champions emerges as a curious and intriguing area of inquiry, blending the serious with the whimsical, much like a surprising twist in a scholarly narrative.

[[RESULTS]]
The data analysis revealed a noteworthy correlation coefficient of 0.9086902 between the use of GMOs in cotton and the final point scored by National Lacrosse Champions. This finding suggests a strong relationship, akin to the well-coordinated teamwork displayed on the lacrosse field. The coefficient of determination (r-squared) further emphasized this connection, with a value of 0.8257179, indicating that approximately 82.57% of the variation in the final points can be explained by the presence of GMOs in cotton. This level of explanation is as precise as a lacrosse player's aim when shooting for the goal.
The established correlation was deemed statistically significant, with a p-value of less than 0.01, asserting that the likelihood of observing such a strong relationship by random chance is as improbable as winning a lacrosse match without skill or strategy. The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually depicts the compelling association between the two variables and serves as a testament to the surprising yet undeniable link uncovered through our research. Just as a well-executed play can captivate the audience, our findings captivate the scientific community with their unexpected twist.
The results not only highlight the unanticipated intersection of GMOs in cotton and the achievements of National Lacrosse Champions but also underscore the need for further investigation into the unexplored dynamics at play. This revelation prompts a reevaluation of the far-reaching impact of GMOs, echoing a strategic game-changing move in the domain of agricultural biotechnology and athletic prowess.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of this study offer compelling support for the unorthodox yet captivating relationship between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in cotton and the final point scored by National Lacrosse Champions. The correlation coefficient of 0.9086902, with a p-value of less than 0.01, provides robust evidence for the surprising connection between these seemingly disparate domains. It appears that the influence of GMOs in cotton extends beyond the agricultural landscape, permeating into the realm of athletic achievement in a manner comparable to the far-reaching impact of a well-thrown lacrosse ball.

Building upon the nuanced analyses by Smith and colleagues (2010) and Doe and Smith (2015), our findings lend empirical support to the concept of unforeseen consequences emanating from biotechnological advancements, akin to an unexpected ricochet of the lacrosse ball off the field. The strong correlation detected in our study parallels the unexpected twists and turns that often characterize high-stakes athletic competitions, underscoring the need to consider unconventional linkages in scholarly inquiries.

The striking coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.8257179 underscores the substantial explanatory power of the presence of GMOs in cotton with respect to the final points scored by National Lacrosse Champions. This statistical insight invites a contemplative comparison to the meticulous precision and strategic maneuvering displayed by proficient lacrosse players on the field, thus emphasizing the relevance of considering unexplored interactions in both agricultural and athletic contexts.

Our results echo the sentiments expressed by Jones et al. (2018), alluding to the potential for a paradigm-shifting revelation in the exploration of GMOs and athletic accomplishments, much like a game-changing maneuver on the lacrosse field. This unexpected association not only captivates the scholarly community but also beckons for further investigation into the intricate dynamics underpinning the interplay between agricultural biotechnology and athletic triumphs.

In the spirit of light-hearted digressions that are foundational to intellectual pursuits, the whimsical anecdotes introduced in "The Lacrosse Mystery" (Brown, 2005) and "Genetically Modified Guffaws" (Adams, 1996) unexpectedly intersect with the serious discourse on the influence of GMOs in cotton and athletic achievements. This unlikely convergence serves as a reminder of the rich tapestry of scholarly dialogue, offering a lighthearted touch akin to a playful intermission during a marathon research endeavor.

In conclusion, our findings shed new light on the unanticipated relationship between GMOs in cotton and the success of National Lacrosse Champions, effectively highlighting the need for continued exploration of interdisciplinary connections that intersect traditional domains. This unexpected correlation, much like an unconventional play in a game, serves as a reminder of the potential for serendipitous discoveries in the intricate web of scientific inquiry.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in cotton and National Lacrosse Champions' Final Point. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Cottoning On: A Genetically Modified Touchdown for National Lacrosse Champions' Final Point

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the intriguing and understudied relationship between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in cotton and the final point scored by National Lacrosse Champions. Leveraging data from the USDA and Wikipedia, we meticulously examined the years 2000 to 2022 and unearthed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9086902 with p < 0.01. While the connection may seem as elusive as a free-floating lacrosse ball, our findings suggest that the presence of GMOs in cotton may indeed have an unexpected impact on the ultimate success of these athletic champions. Our research not only sheds light on this unanticipated association but also seeds fertile ground for further investigations into the unexplored interplay between agricultural biotechnology and athletic triumphs.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The cultivation of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) has long been a subject of research and debate in the agricultural realm. While the primary focus of such studies often centers on crop yield, pest resistance, and environmental impact, the potential implications of GMO use in cotton on unrelated domains, such as the realm of sports, have received little attention. However, a peculiar curiosity and perhaps a touch of whimsy inspired this investigation into the unlikely relationship between GMOs in cotton and the final point scored by National Lacrosse Champions.
In the wide field of academic inquiry, it is not uncommon to encounter unexpected connections and correlations, much like stumbling upon a hidden lacrosse ball amidst acres of cotton fields. As such, our study sought to discern whether a statistical association could be established between the introduction of GMOs in cotton and the final moments of triumph for lacrosse champions. The data, gleaned from the USDA and Wikipedia, underwent rigorous analysis, yielding a correlation coefficient of 0.9086902 with p < 0.01. This finding, like the sudden flick of a lacrosse stick, suggests a compelling link between these seemingly disparate arenas.
While the notion of genetically modified cotton influencing the outcomes of lacrosse championships may at first glance appear as incongruous as a misplaced puck on a lacrosse field, the robustness of our statistical findings beckons further scrutiny. Much like an elusive opponent in a fiercely contested match, this unexpected correlation demands deeper investigation and consideration.
In light of this unanticipated relationship, our research endeavors to not only unveil this unconventional connection but also to spur future explorations into the uncharted intersection of agricultural biotechnology and athletic achievement. Just as the toss of a ball can redirect the course of a game, our findings prompt a reevaluation of the reach of GMOs beyond the confines of traditional agricultural metrics. The unexpected implications of this research signal an exciting avenue for uncovering the unacknowledged dynamics at play in the wide world of GMOs and beyond.

[[RESULTS]]
The data analysis revealed a noteworthy correlation coefficient of 0.9086902 between the use of GMOs in cotton and the final point scored by National Lacrosse Champions. This finding suggests a strong relationship, akin to the well-coordinated teamwork displayed on the lacrosse field. The coefficient of determination (r-squared) further emphasized this connection, with a value of 0.8257179, indicating that approximately 82.57% of the variation in the final points can be explained by the presence of GMOs in cotton. This level of explanation is as precise as a lacrosse player's aim when shooting for the goal.
The established correlation was deemed statistically significant, with a p-value of less than 0.01, asserting that the likelihood of observing such a strong relationship by random chance is as improbable as winning a lacrosse match without skill or strategy. The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually depicts the compelling association between the two variables and serves as a testament to the surprising yet undeniable link uncovered through our research. Just as a well-executed play can captivate the audience, our findings captivate the scientific community with their unexpected twist.
The results not only highlight the unanticipated intersection of GMOs in cotton and the achievements of National Lacrosse Champions but also underscore the need for further investigation into the unexplored dynamics at play. This revelation prompts a reevaluation of the far-reaching impact of GMOs, echoing a strategic game-changing move in the domain of agricultural biotechnology and athletic prowess.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our investigation has unearthed a compelling correlation between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in cotton and the final points scored by National Lacrosse Champions. This unexpected relationship, reminiscent of a surprise maneuver in a high-stakes game, challenges traditional boundaries of agricultural biotechnology and athletic achievement. The statistically significant correlation coefficient and coefficient of determination underscore the robustness of this association, akin to the precision and finesse exhibited on the lacrosse field. The visual representation of the data in the scatterplot further serves as a striking testament to this surprising connection, not unlike a well-executed play that leaves spectators in awe.

While the interpretation of these findings may seem as bewildering as a novice lacrosse player navigating the field, they open the door to a realm of unexplored possibilities and raise thought-provoking questions. How might the introduction of GMOs in cotton exert its influence on the final moments of triumph for these athletic champions? Could there be underlying mechanisms at play, similar to the strategic maneuvers and tactics employed in a lacrosse match? Although speculation in the absence of concrete evidence is as precarious as a precarious balance during a game, it is clear that these findings have sown the seeds for further inquiries and have initiated a provocative dialogue at the fertile intersection of agricultural biotechnology and sports success.

In light of these revelations, it is evident that this unanticipated relationship between GMOs in cotton and the accomplishments of National Lacrosse Champions is deserving of continued exploration. However, these findings also present a cautionary tale, reminding us that correlations, much like a surprise goal, may not always imply causation. While our study has shed light on this unexpected phenomenon, it is crucial to exercise prudence in attributing direct causality to the presence of GMOs in cotton.

Ultimately, the unforeseen implications of our research signal an exciting avenue for uncovering the unacknowledged dynamics at play in the wide world of GMOs and beyond. Yet, in the spirit of scientific inquiry, it is important to recognize that this investigation marks the culmination of our exploration into this particular relationship. As such, it is our strong assertion that no further research in this area is warranted.

And just like that, this paper scores the final point in this area of study.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Cottoning On: A Genetically Modified Touchdown for National Lacrosse Champions' Final Point. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Genetic Sporting Innovations


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Cottoning On: A Genetically Modified Touchdown for National Lacrosse Champions' Final Point. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for BioMorphic Athletics Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Cottoning On: A Genetically Modified Touchdown for National Lacrosse Champions' Final Point with an abstract of This study delves into the intriguing and understudied relationship between the use of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) in cotton and the final point scored by National Lacrosse Champions. Leveraging data from the USDA and Wikipedia, we meticulously examined the years 2000 to 2022 and unearthed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9086902 with p < 0.01. While the connection may seem as elusive as a free-floating lacrosse ball, our findings suggest that the presence of GMOs in cotton may indeed have an unexpected impact on the ultimate success of these athletic champions. Our research not only sheds light on this unanticipated association but also seeds fertile ground for further investigations into the unexplored interplay between agricultural biotechnology and athletic triumphs.

ChatGPT:

genetically modified organisms, GMOs, cotton, National Lacrosse Champions, final point, correlation coefficient, USDA data, Wikipedia data, athletic triumphs, agricultural biotechnology, interplay

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Data details

GMO use in cotton
Detailed data title: Percent of cotton planted in United States that is genetically modified to be insect-resistant (Bt), but not herbicide-tolerant (HT)
Source: USDA
See what else correlates with GMO use in cotton

National Lacrosse Champions' Final Point
Detailed data title: National Lacrosse Champions' Final Points
Source: Wikipedia
See what else correlates with National Lacrosse Champions' Final Point

Correlation r = 0.9086902 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8257179 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 82.6% of the change in the one variable (i.e., National Lacrosse Champions' Final Point) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., GMO use in cotton) over the 23 years from 2000 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 2.03E-9. 0.0000000020253220930911890000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.91 in 2.03E-7% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 493,748,626 random variables You don't actually need 493 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 22 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 22 because we have two variables measured over a period of 23 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.79, 0.96 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20002001200220032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
GMO use in cotton (GMO cotton %)151313141618181718171517148554533533
National Lacrosse Champions' Final Point (Points)149138141916131412158911222222002




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([15,13,13,14,16,18,18,17,18,17,15,17,14,8,5,5,4,5,3,3,5,3,3,])
array_2 = np.array([14,9,13,8,14,19,16,13,14,12,15,8,9,11,2,2,2,2,2,2,0,0,2,])
array_1_name = "GMO use in cotton"
array_2_name = "National Lacrosse Champions' Final Point"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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