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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Number of films featuring Tom Hanks and the second variable is Google searches for 'stop hitting yourself'.  The chart goes from 2004 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

Tom Hanks has such a soothing presence that his films act as a subconscious behavioral regulator. When there are fewer Tom Hanks films, people are more likely to lose control and start hitting themselves, but not in a charming, whimsical way like in his movies. Alternatively, Tom Hanks is actually a secret master of psychological manipulation, and his on-screen absence disrupts the collective unconscious, leading people to resist the urge to playfully mimic his acting choices. Maybe people just really missed watching Tom Hanks and subconsciously decided to stop hitting themselves as a silent protest for more Tom Hanks movies. It's a cinematic call for self-preservation, or perhaps a film-induced Pavlovian response - no Hanks, no self-hitting.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Prompt: Generate an image of a futuristic movie theater with a colossal electronic poster of Tom Hanks, emitting a radiant glow and surrounded by sleek, glowing "Coming Soon" signs. People are comfortably seated, engrossed in the movie, their animated expressions reflecting enjoyment and relaxation. Across the room, a vast digital billboard displays a dynamic graph indicating a decline in searches for "Stop hitting yourself" on Google, overlaid with sleek, stylized visual representations of the search term. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the situation described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here is a situation: Recent research has revealed a shocking connection between the decline in the number of films featuring Tom Hanks and the decrease in Google searches for "stop hitting yourself." It turns out, as Tom Hanks's on-screen presence dwindles, so does the universal urge for self-inflicted slapping. Experts believe that without the soothing presence of Tom Hanks on the big screen, people are finding more constructive ways to channel their frustrations.. Given that situation, which of the following image descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand and the tone of the explanation. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Parallax art High-tech Cute cartoon Low poly High-tech
ChatGPT: High-tech

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated and the explanation described. Do not reference graphs or charts; describe physical objects.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that depicts the following situation. Keep the description simple. Recent research has revealed a shocking connection between the decline in the number of films featuring Tom Hanks and the decrease in Google searches for "stop hitting yourself." It turns out, as Tom Hanks's on-screen presence dwindles, so does the universal urge for self-inflicted slapping. Experts believe that without the soothing presence of Tom Hanks on the big screen, people are finding more constructive ways to channel their frustrations.
ChatGPT: Imagine a movie theater with a giant poster of Tom Hanks on the wall, surrounded by the words "Coming Soon." People are seated and engrossed in the movie, looking relaxed and interested. On the other side of the room, a large billboard shows the words "Stop hitting yourself" being searched on Google, with a downward arrow indicating a decrease in searches. This scene portrays the idea that as more people are engaged and entertained by Tom Hanks's movies, the desire to harm oneself diminishes as well.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ High-tech ] and depicting this scene: Imagine a movie theater with a giant poster of Tom Hanks on the wall, surrounded by the words "Coming Soon." People are seated and engrossed in the movie, looking relaxed and interested. On the other side of the room, a large billboard shows the words "Stop hitting yourself" being searched on Google, with a downward arrow indicating a decrease in searches. This scene portrays the idea that as more people are engaged and entertained by Tom Hanks's movies, the desire to harm oneself diminishes as well. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Prompt: Generate an image of a futuristic movie theater with a colossal electronic poster of Tom Hanks, emitting a radiant glow and surrounded by sleek, glowing "Coming Soon" signs. People are comfortably seated, engrossed in the movie, their animated expressions reflecting enjoyment and relaxation. Across the room, a vast digital billboard displays a dynamic graph indicating a decline in searches for "Stop hitting yourself" on Google, overlaid with sleek, stylized visual representations of the search term.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Number of films featuring Tom Hanks caused stop hitting yourself (Google searches for 'stop hitting yourself') to decrease. Add a funny one-liner at the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Hanks Effect: A Humerus Examination of Tom Hanks Films and Google Searches for 'Stop Hitting Yourself'

The Journal of Cinematic Humor Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Number of films featuring Tom Hanks and Google searches for 'stop hitting yourself'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title seem clever.

Your research team used data from IMDB and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.6862995 and p < 0.01 for 2004 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"The Hanks Effect: A Humerus Examination of Tom Hanks Films and Google Searches for 'Stop Hitting Yourself'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study explores the curious relationship between the number of films featuring actor Tom Hanks and Google searches for the phrase "stop hitting yourself." Using data from IMDB and Google Trends spanning the years 2004 to 2022, we conducted an in-depth analysis to investigate this peculiar correlation. Our research team uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.6862995 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, providing strong evidence for the association between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena.

Our findings suggest that as the number of Tom Hanks films released increases, there is a corresponding surge in Google searches for the phrase "stop hitting yourself." While the exact mechanism behind this correlation remains elusive, it is evident that the public's interest in Tom Hanks and the propensity to search for the aforementioned phrase are intertwined in a manner that elicits both amusement and perplexity.

It seems that even in the realm of internet search queries, Tom Hanks continues to captivate audiences and provoke a playful interrogation of self-inflicted actions. This study not only sheds light on the enigmatic synergy between cultural phenomena but also provides a whimsical perspective on the far-reaching influence of a beloved actor. As Tom Hanks once said, "I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump," and it seems that his cinematic repertoire may have inadvertently sparked a peculiar trend in online searches.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Number of films featuring Tom Hanks and Google searches for 'stop hitting yourself'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Hanks Effect: A Humerus Examination of Tom Hanks Films and Google Searches for 'Stop Hitting Yourself'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study explores the curious relationship between the number of films featuring actor Tom Hanks and Google searches for the phrase "stop hitting yourself." Using data from IMDB and Google Trends spanning the years 2004 to 2022, we conducted an in-depth analysis to investigate this peculiar correlation. Our research team uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.6862995 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, providing strong evidence for the association between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena.

Our findings suggest that as the number of Tom Hanks films released increases, there is a corresponding surge in Google searches for the phrase "stop hitting yourself." While the exact mechanism behind this correlation remains elusive, it is evident that the public's interest in Tom Hanks and the propensity to search for the aforementioned phrase are intertwined in a manner that elicits both amusement and perplexity.

It seems that even in the realm of internet search queries, Tom Hanks continues to captivate audiences and provoke a playful interrogation of self-inflicted actions. This study not only sheds light on the enigmatic synergy between cultural phenomena but also provides a whimsical perspective on the far-reaching influence of a beloved actor. As Tom Hanks once said, "I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump," and it seems that his cinematic repertoire may have inadvertently sparked a peculiar trend in online searches.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The enigmatic nature of human behavior often leads to unexpected and amusing correlations, much like the surprising connection we delve into in this study. As we embark on a journey to unravel the "Hanks Effect," we are reminded of a classic dad joke: "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!" Similarly, the relationship between the number of films featuring Tom Hanks and the Google searches for "stop hitting yourself" reveals an unexpected interplay that piques both scientific curiosity and a sense of whimsy.

Much like a well-timed dad joke, the juxtaposition of Tom Hanks films and internet searches for self-infliction offers a blend of surprise and amusement. This inquiry not only contributes to the burgeoning field of cultural phenomena and digital behavior analysis but also infuses a hint of levity into academic exploration. It is akin to finding unexpected humor in a serious situation, much like stumbling upon a "punny" play on words: "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."

The study's objective is to elucidate and explore the statistical association between the prolificacy of Tom Hanks on the silver screen and the virtual query for self-inflicted actions. By analyzing data from IMDB and Google Trends over an 18-year period, we aim to uncover the underlying mechanisms driving this captivating correlation. Just as a clever dad joke can lighten the mood in a room, this research endeavors to unveil the enigmatic rapport between a renowned actor's filmography and the inexplicable surge in searches for a peculiar phrase.

As we embark on this scholarly pursuit, it is crucial to approach it with a blend of rigorous analysis and a touch of lightheartedness. After all, as any dad would tell you, "I'd tell you a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it." With this spirit in mind, we delve into the depths of this peculiar yet captivating relationship between Tom Hanks and the phrase "stop hitting yourself," aiming to shed light on a phenomenon that combines mystery and mirth.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Number of films featuring Tom Hanks and Google searches for 'stop hitting yourself'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a couple popular internet memes that are related to one of the topics.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Hanks Effect: A Humerus Examination of Tom Hanks Films and Google Searches for 'Stop Hitting Yourself'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study explores the curious relationship between the number of films featuring actor Tom Hanks and Google searches for the phrase "stop hitting yourself." Using data from IMDB and Google Trends spanning the years 2004 to 2022, we conducted an in-depth analysis to investigate this peculiar correlation. Our research team uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.6862995 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, providing strong evidence for the association between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena.

Our findings suggest that as the number of Tom Hanks films released increases, there is a corresponding surge in Google searches for the phrase "stop hitting yourself." While the exact mechanism behind this correlation remains elusive, it is evident that the public's interest in Tom Hanks and the propensity to search for the aforementioned phrase are intertwined in a manner that elicits both amusement and perplexity.

It seems that even in the realm of internet search queries, Tom Hanks continues to captivate audiences and provoke a playful interrogation of self-inflicted actions. This study not only sheds light on the enigmatic synergy between cultural phenomena but also provides a whimsical perspective on the far-reaching influence of a beloved actor. As Tom Hanks once said, "I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump," and it seems that his cinematic repertoire may have inadvertently sparked a peculiar trend in online searches.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The enigmatic nature of human behavior often leads to unexpected and amusing correlations, much like the surprising connection we delve into in this study. As we embark on a journey to unravel the "Hanks Effect," we are reminded of a classic dad joke: "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!" Similarly, the relationship between the number of films featuring Tom Hanks and the Google searches for "stop hitting yourself" reveals an unexpected interplay that piques both scientific curiosity and a sense of whimsy.
Much like a well-timed dad joke, the juxtaposition of Tom Hanks films and internet searches for self-infliction offers a blend of surprise and amusement. This inquiry not only contributes to the burgeoning field of cultural phenomena and digital behavior analysis but also infuses a hint of levity into academic exploration. It is akin to finding unexpected humor in a serious situation, much like stumbling upon a "punny" play on words: "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
The study's objective is to elucidate and explore the statistical association between the prolificacy of Tom Hanks on the silver screen and the virtual query for self-inflicted actions. By analyzing data from IMDB and Google Trends over an 18-year period, we aim to uncover the underlying mechanisms driving this captivating correlation. Just as a clever dad joke can lighten the mood in a room, this research endeavors to unveil the enigmatic rapport between a renowned actor's filmography and the inexplicable surge in searches for a peculiar phrase.
As we embark on this scholarly pursuit, it is crucial to approach it with a blend of rigorous analysis and a touch of lightheartedness. After all, as any dad would tell you, "I'd tell you a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it." With this spirit in mind, we delve into the depths of this peculiar yet captivating relationship between Tom Hanks and the phrase "stop hitting yourself," aiming to shed light on a phenomenon that combines mystery and mirth.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Several empirical studies have delved into the enigmatic relationship between cultural phenomena and unexpected internet search trends. Smith et al. (2015) examined the correlation between celebrity filmography and online search behavior, laying the groundwork for investigations into seemingly unrelated yet intertwined societal patterns. Likewise, Doe and Jones (2018) provided a comprehensive analysis of Google search trends for idiosyncratic phrases, shedding light on the whimsical nature of virtual inquiries.

Transitioning from these somber sources, one cannot overlook the profound impact of influential literature on societal behavior. In "Freakonomics" by Levitt and Dubner, the authors explore the hidden and often amusing connections between seemingly disparate elements, prompting readers to ponder unconventional correlations. Similarly, "The Tipping Point" by Malcolm Gladwell delves into the curious ways cultural phenomena can spread, offering insights into the whimsical nature of human behavior.

Moving further afield, one might consider the fictitious realm and its potential influence on societal curiosities. J.K. Rowling's "Harry Potter" series, renowned for its magical escapades, prompts readers to contemplate the interplay between fantasy and reality, much like the unexpected correlation under scrutiny. Additionally, in Douglas Adams' "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," the absurdist exploration of the universe's idiosyncrasies serves as a whimsical parallel to the unconventional link between Tom Hanks films and internet searches.

In the age of the internet, popular memes often capture the collective imagination, revealing intriguing patterns in virtual interactions. The "Surprised Pikachu" meme, known for its portrayal of unexpected realizations, mirrors the astonishment felt upon uncovering the association between Tom Hanks films and searches for self-infliction. Concurrently, the "Distracted Boyfriend" meme, with its portrayal of diverted attention, parallels the diversion from traditional academic inquiries into the captivating yet comedic correlation at hand.

In the illustrious words of Charles Dickens, "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times," capturing the essence of the multifaceted exploration ahead, both thought-provoking and delightfully unexpected. As we embark on this scholarly endeavor, it becomes evident that the enigmatic union of Tom Hanks and the phrase "stop hitting yourself" presents a delightful enigma, brimming with both intrigue and mirth.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Number of films featuring Tom Hanks and Google searches for 'stop hitting yourself'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from IMDB and Google Trends . You used data from 2004 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Hanks Effect: A Humerus Examination of Tom Hanks Films and Google Searches for 'Stop Hitting Yourself'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study explores the curious relationship between the number of films featuring actor Tom Hanks and Google searches for the phrase "stop hitting yourself." Using data from IMDB and Google Trends spanning the years 2004 to 2022, we conducted an in-depth analysis to investigate this peculiar correlation. Our research team uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.6862995 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, providing strong evidence for the association between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena.

Our findings suggest that as the number of Tom Hanks films released increases, there is a corresponding surge in Google searches for the phrase "stop hitting yourself." While the exact mechanism behind this correlation remains elusive, it is evident that the public's interest in Tom Hanks and the propensity to search for the aforementioned phrase are intertwined in a manner that elicits both amusement and perplexity.

It seems that even in the realm of internet search queries, Tom Hanks continues to captivate audiences and provoke a playful interrogation of self-inflicted actions. This study not only sheds light on the enigmatic synergy between cultural phenomena but also provides a whimsical perspective on the far-reaching influence of a beloved actor. As Tom Hanks once said, "I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump," and it seems that his cinematic repertoire may have inadvertently sparked a peculiar trend in online searches.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The enigmatic nature of human behavior often leads to unexpected and amusing correlations, much like the surprising connection we delve into in this study. As we embark on a journey to unravel the "Hanks Effect," we are reminded of a classic dad joke: "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!" Similarly, the relationship between the number of films featuring Tom Hanks and the Google searches for "stop hitting yourself" reveals an unexpected interplay that piques both scientific curiosity and a sense of whimsy.
Much like a well-timed dad joke, the juxtaposition of Tom Hanks films and internet searches for self-infliction offers a blend of surprise and amusement. This inquiry not only contributes to the burgeoning field of cultural phenomena and digital behavior analysis but also infuses a hint of levity into academic exploration. It is akin to finding unexpected humor in a serious situation, much like stumbling upon a "punny" play on words: "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
The study's objective is to elucidate and explore the statistical association between the prolificacy of Tom Hanks on the silver screen and the virtual query for self-inflicted actions. By analyzing data from IMDB and Google Trends over an 18-year period, we aim to uncover the underlying mechanisms driving this captivating correlation. Just as a clever dad joke can lighten the mood in a room, this research endeavors to unveil the enigmatic rapport between a renowned actor's filmography and the inexplicable surge in searches for a peculiar phrase.
As we embark on this scholarly pursuit, it is crucial to approach it with a blend of rigorous analysis and a touch of lightheartedness. After all, as any dad would tell you, "I'd tell you a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it." With this spirit in mind, we delve into the depths of this peculiar yet captivating relationship between Tom Hanks and the phrase "stop hitting yourself," aiming to shed light on a phenomenon that combines mystery and mirth.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

The data collection process for this research encompassed a comprehensive exploration of filmography and online search trends. Utilizing the extensive database of the Internet Movie Database (IMDb), we meticulously compiled the number of films featuring actor Tom Hanks released each year from 2004 to 2022. The choice of including data up to 2022 ensures a sufficiently expansive timeframe to capture any longitudinal trends and developments in Tom Hanks' cinematic repertoire. Additionally, the amalgamation of this data provides a panoramic view of the actor's prolificacy in the film industry.

Relevant to the investigation of online search behavior, Google Trends served as the primary source for acquiring quantitative insights into the frequency of searches for the phrase "stop hitting yourself" over the same 18-year period. The choice of this particular phrase stemmed from its intriguing association with repeated self-infliction, presenting a unique and captivating subject for exploration.

The determination of the frequency of searches proved to be a critical aspect of the study, as it allowed for a robust and nuanced examination of public interest in the aforementioned phrase. The utilization of Google Trends not only facilitated the extraction of empirical data but also enabled the identification of potential patterns and fluctuations in online search behavior over time. This process offered a rich tapestry of insights into the virtual quest for self-infliction and its interplay with the cinematic endeavors of Tom Hanks. It's almost like Tom Hanks is "searching" for an answer in the digital realm, much like a seasoned detective in a mystery film.

To establish the correlation between the number of Tom Hanks films and Google searches for "stop hitting yourself," statistical analysis played a pivotal role. The correlation coefficient and its associated p-value were computed to quantitatively assess the strength and significance of the relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. The correlation coefficient, denoted by the symbol "r," represents the direction and magnitude of the linear relationship, while the p-value indicates the probability of obtaining a correlation as strong as the one observed, assuming that there is no actual relationship between the variables. The utilization of these statistical metrics enabled a rigorous evaluation of the connection between the cinematic presence of Tom Hanks and the public's propensity to seek out a rather peculiar self-admonishing phrase.

In essence, the confluence of data from IMDb and Google Trends, coupled with statistical analyses, formed the methodological backbone of this investigation, allowing for a comprehensive and methodical exploration of the "Hanks Effect." It appears that this research methodology is as intricate and layered as the plot of a classic noir film, with unexpected twists and turns at every juncture.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Number of films featuring Tom Hanks and Google searches for 'stop hitting yourself'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from IMDB and Google Trends .

For the time period 2004 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.6862995, r-squared of 0.4710069, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"The Hanks Effect: A Humerus Examination of Tom Hanks Films and Google Searches for 'Stop Hitting Yourself'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study explores the curious relationship between the number of films featuring actor Tom Hanks and Google searches for the phrase "stop hitting yourself." Using data from IMDB and Google Trends spanning the years 2004 to 2022, we conducted an in-depth analysis to investigate this peculiar correlation. Our research team uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.6862995 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, providing strong evidence for the association between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena.

Our findings suggest that as the number of Tom Hanks films released increases, there is a corresponding surge in Google searches for the phrase "stop hitting yourself." While the exact mechanism behind this correlation remains elusive, it is evident that the public's interest in Tom Hanks and the propensity to search for the aforementioned phrase are intertwined in a manner that elicits both amusement and perplexity.

It seems that even in the realm of internet search queries, Tom Hanks continues to captivate audiences and provoke a playful interrogation of self-inflicted actions. This study not only sheds light on the enigmatic synergy between cultural phenomena but also provides a whimsical perspective on the far-reaching influence of a beloved actor. As Tom Hanks once said, "I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump," and it seems that his cinematic repertoire may have inadvertently sparked a peculiar trend in online searches.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The enigmatic nature of human behavior often leads to unexpected and amusing correlations, much like the surprising connection we delve into in this study. As we embark on a journey to unravel the "Hanks Effect," we are reminded of a classic dad joke: "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!" Similarly, the relationship between the number of films featuring Tom Hanks and the Google searches for "stop hitting yourself" reveals an unexpected interplay that piques both scientific curiosity and a sense of whimsy.
Much like a well-timed dad joke, the juxtaposition of Tom Hanks films and internet searches for self-infliction offers a blend of surprise and amusement. This inquiry not only contributes to the burgeoning field of cultural phenomena and digital behavior analysis but also infuses a hint of levity into academic exploration. It is akin to finding unexpected humor in a serious situation, much like stumbling upon a "punny" play on words: "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
The study's objective is to elucidate and explore the statistical association between the prolificacy of Tom Hanks on the silver screen and the virtual query for self-inflicted actions. By analyzing data from IMDB and Google Trends over an 18-year period, we aim to uncover the underlying mechanisms driving this captivating correlation. Just as a clever dad joke can lighten the mood in a room, this research endeavors to unveil the enigmatic rapport between a renowned actor's filmography and the inexplicable surge in searches for a peculiar phrase.
As we embark on this scholarly pursuit, it is crucial to approach it with a blend of rigorous analysis and a touch of lightheartedness. After all, as any dad would tell you, "I'd tell you a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it." With this spirit in mind, we delve into the depths of this peculiar yet captivating relationship between Tom Hanks and the phrase "stop hitting yourself," aiming to shed light on a phenomenon that combines mystery and mirth.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the data revealed a statistically significant correlation between the number of films featuring Tom Hanks and the volume of Google searches for the phrase "stop hitting yourself" over the years 2004 to 2022. The correlation coefficient of 0.6862995 indicated a strong positive relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. One might say that this correlation is "Hanks-tastic" in its magnitude.

The coefficient of determination, often referred to as r-squared, was calculated to be 0.4710069. This value suggests that approximately 47.1% of the variance in Google searches for "stop hitting yourself" can be explained by the number of Tom Hanks films released. To put it simply, nearly half of the fluctuations in these internet searches can be attributed to the cinematic endeavors of the esteemed actor; one could almost say that Tom Hanks has "coined" a substantial portion of the interest in this peculiar phrase.

Moreover, the p-value of less than 0.01 further bolstered the argument for the statistical significance of the observed association. In scientific terms, this means that the likelihood of observing such a strong correlation by random chance is exceedingly low. In the realm of dad jokes, this result is as improbable as finding a "spear" in the "pharmacy" - a "paradox"ical situation indeed.

As depicted in Figure 1, the scatterplot unmistakably illustrates the positive linear relationship between the number of Tom Hanks films and Google searches for "stop hitting yourself." The upward trend in the data points presents a compelling visual representation of the correlation observed in this study. One might even say that this graph is a clear depiction of "Hanks and trends" culminating in a striking association.

In summary, our investigation of the link between Tom Hanks films and Google searches for "stop hitting yourself" has unearthed an intriguing and robust correlation that cannot be dismissed as mere coincidence. As we continue to ponder the underlying reasons for this association, it is evident that the Hanks Effect extends beyond the realm of cinema and enters the domain of internet search behavior in a manner that both confounds and amuses.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Number of films featuring Tom Hanks and Google searches for 'stop hitting yourself'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"The Hanks Effect: A Humerus Examination of Tom Hanks Films and Google Searches for 'Stop Hitting Yourself'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study explores the curious relationship between the number of films featuring actor Tom Hanks and Google searches for the phrase "stop hitting yourself." Using data from IMDB and Google Trends spanning the years 2004 to 2022, we conducted an in-depth analysis to investigate this peculiar correlation. Our research team uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.6862995 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, providing strong evidence for the association between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena.

Our findings suggest that as the number of Tom Hanks films released increases, there is a corresponding surge in Google searches for the phrase "stop hitting yourself." While the exact mechanism behind this correlation remains elusive, it is evident that the public's interest in Tom Hanks and the propensity to search for the aforementioned phrase are intertwined in a manner that elicits both amusement and perplexity.

It seems that even in the realm of internet search queries, Tom Hanks continues to captivate audiences and provoke a playful interrogation of self-inflicted actions. This study not only sheds light on the enigmatic synergy between cultural phenomena but also provides a whimsical perspective on the far-reaching influence of a beloved actor. As Tom Hanks once said, "I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump," and it seems that his cinematic repertoire may have inadvertently sparked a peculiar trend in online searches.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Several empirical studies have delved into the enigmatic relationship between cultural phenomena and unexpected internet search trends. Smith et al. (2015) examined the correlation between celebrity filmography and online search behavior, laying the groundwork for investigations into seemingly unrelated yet intertwined societal patterns. Likewise, Doe and Jones (2018) provided a comprehensive analysis of Google search trends for idiosyncratic phrases, shedding light on the whimsical nature of virtual inquiries.
Transitioning from these somber sources, one cannot overlook the profound impact of influential literature on societal behavior. In "Freakonomics" by Levitt and Dubner, the authors explore the hidden and often amusing connections between seemingly disparate elements, prompting readers to ponder unconventional correlations. Similarly, "The Tipping Point" by Malcolm Gladwell delves into the curious ways cultural phenomena can spread, offering insights into the whimsical nature of human behavior.
Moving further afield, one might consider the fictitious realm and its potential influence on societal curiosities. J.K. Rowling's "Harry Potter" series, renowned for its magical escapades, prompts readers to contemplate the interplay between fantasy and reality, much like the unexpected correlation under scrutiny. Additionally, in Douglas Adams' "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," the absurdist exploration of the universe's idiosyncrasies serves as a whimsical parallel to the unconventional link between Tom Hanks films and internet searches.
In the age of the internet, popular memes often capture the collective imagination, revealing intriguing patterns in virtual interactions. The "Surprised Pikachu" meme, known for its portrayal of unexpected realizations, mirrors the astonishment felt upon uncovering the association between Tom Hanks films and searches for self-infliction. Concurrently, the "Distracted Boyfriend" meme, with its portrayal of diverted attention, parallels the diversion from traditional academic inquiries into the captivating yet comedic correlation at hand.
In the illustrious words of Charles Dickens, "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times," capturing the essence of the multifaceted exploration ahead, both thought-provoking and delightfully unexpected. As we embark on this scholarly endeavor, it becomes evident that the enigmatic union of Tom Hanks and the phrase "stop hitting yourself" presents a delightful enigma, brimming with both intrigue and mirth.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data revealed a statistically significant correlation between the number of films featuring Tom Hanks and the volume of Google searches for the phrase "stop hitting yourself" over the years 2004 to 2022. The correlation coefficient of 0.6862995 indicated a strong positive relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. One might say that this correlation is "Hanks-tastic" in its magnitude.
The coefficient of determination, often referred to as r-squared, was calculated to be 0.4710069. This value suggests that approximately 47.1% of the variance in Google searches for "stop hitting yourself" can be explained by the number of Tom Hanks films released. To put it simply, nearly half of the fluctuations in these internet searches can be attributed to the cinematic endeavors of the esteemed actor; one could almost say that Tom Hanks has "coined" a substantial portion of the interest in this peculiar phrase.
Moreover, the p-value of less than 0.01 further bolstered the argument for the statistical significance of the observed association. In scientific terms, this means that the likelihood of observing such a strong correlation by random chance is exceedingly low. In the realm of dad jokes, this result is as improbable as finding a "spear" in the "pharmacy" - a "paradox"ical situation indeed.
As depicted in Figure 1, the scatterplot unmistakably illustrates the positive linear relationship between the number of Tom Hanks films and Google searches for "stop hitting yourself." The upward trend in the data points presents a compelling visual representation of the correlation observed in this study. One might even say that this graph is a clear depiction of "Hanks and trends" culminating in a striking association.
In summary, our investigation of the link between Tom Hanks films and Google searches for "stop hitting yourself" has unearthed an intriguing and robust correlation that cannot be dismissed as mere coincidence. As we continue to ponder the underlying reasons for this association, it is evident that the Hanks Effect extends beyond the realm of cinema and enters the domain of internet search behavior in a manner that both confounds and amuses.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The findings of our study revealed a substantial and statistically significant correlation between the number of films featuring Tom Hanks and the volume of Google searches for the phrase "stop hitting yourself." This is consistent with prior research by Smith et al. (2015) and Doe and Jones (2018), who laid the groundwork for investigating seemingly unrelated yet intertwined societal patterns. It appears that the quizzical connection between cultural phenomena and unusual internet search trends is not a mere flight of fancy, but a tangible phenomenon deserving of serious consideration. In the immortal words of Tom Hanks himself, "Life was like a box of chocolates," and indeed, the association uncovered by our study presents a surprising array of flavors.

The robust correlation coefficient observed in our study, akin to a sturdy bridge connecting two seemingly distant shores, supports the notion that as the number of Tom Hanks films released increases, there is a corresponding surge in Google searches for the phrase "stop hitting yourself." This finding echoes the exploration of unexpected correlations in "Freakonomics" by Levitt and Dubner, reinforcing the whimsical yet meaningful interconnections between seemingly disparate elements. One might say that this correlation is not just "Hanks-worthy," but "humerus" in its implications.

The coefficient of determination, indicating that approximately 47.1% of the variance in Google searches for "stop hitting yourself" can be explained by the number of Tom Hanks films released, aligns with the notion of an underlying connection that defies conventional wisdom. As we consider the implications of this unexpected association, it becomes apparent that the appeal of Tom Hanks transcends the silver screen and extends into the virtual realm in a manner that is both "Hanks-orable" and thought-provoking.

Our study's statistically significant results, underscored by a p-value of less than 0.01, lend further credence to the notion that the correlation between Tom Hanks films and searches for self-infliction is not a mere coincidence. This aligns with the ethos of "The Tipping Point" by Malcolm Gladwell, as it highlights the curious ways in which cultural phenomena can spread, offering insights into the unexpected nature of human behavior. One might even go so far as to say that the peculiar correlation under scrutiny is not just a "Gump"tion of the imagination, but a tangible reflection of societal curiosities.

In light of these compelling findings, the scatterplot depicting the positive linear relationship between the number of Tom Hanks films and Google searches for "stop hitting yourself" serves as a visual testament to the robustness of the observed association. This graphic representation, akin to a cinematic masterpiece, underscores the intriguing nature of the Hanks Effect and its impact on internet search behavior. It seems that this graph is not just a portrayal of data points, but a "Forrest" of evidence pointing toward an unconventional yet captivating relationship.

In conclusion, our study's demonstration of a substantial correlation between the cinematic endeavors of Tom Hanks and the virtual queries for self-infliction offers a compelling glimpse into the enigmatic synergy between cultural phenomena and internet search behavior. As we continue to ponder the underlying reasons for this association, it is evident that the Hanks Effect extends beyond the realm of cinema and enters the domain of virtual inquiries in a manner that both confounds and amuses. One might say that this unexpected connection is not merely a "Catch Me If You Can" curiosity, but a valuable contribution to the broader understanding of societal whimsy.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Number of films featuring Tom Hanks and Google searches for 'stop hitting yourself'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"The Hanks Effect: A Humerus Examination of Tom Hanks Films and Google Searches for 'Stop Hitting Yourself'"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study explores the curious relationship between the number of films featuring actor Tom Hanks and Google searches for the phrase "stop hitting yourself." Using data from IMDB and Google Trends spanning the years 2004 to 2022, we conducted an in-depth analysis to investigate this peculiar correlation. Our research team uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.6862995 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, providing strong evidence for the association between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena.

Our findings suggest that as the number of Tom Hanks films released increases, there is a corresponding surge in Google searches for the phrase "stop hitting yourself." While the exact mechanism behind this correlation remains elusive, it is evident that the public's interest in Tom Hanks and the propensity to search for the aforementioned phrase are intertwined in a manner that elicits both amusement and perplexity.

It seems that even in the realm of internet search queries, Tom Hanks continues to captivate audiences and provoke a playful interrogation of self-inflicted actions. This study not only sheds light on the enigmatic synergy between cultural phenomena but also provides a whimsical perspective on the far-reaching influence of a beloved actor. As Tom Hanks once said, "I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump," and it seems that his cinematic repertoire may have inadvertently sparked a peculiar trend in online searches.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The enigmatic nature of human behavior often leads to unexpected and amusing correlations, much like the surprising connection we delve into in this study. As we embark on a journey to unravel the "Hanks Effect," we are reminded of a classic dad joke: "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!" Similarly, the relationship between the number of films featuring Tom Hanks and the Google searches for "stop hitting yourself" reveals an unexpected interplay that piques both scientific curiosity and a sense of whimsy.
Much like a well-timed dad joke, the juxtaposition of Tom Hanks films and internet searches for self-infliction offers a blend of surprise and amusement. This inquiry not only contributes to the burgeoning field of cultural phenomena and digital behavior analysis but also infuses a hint of levity into academic exploration. It is akin to finding unexpected humor in a serious situation, much like stumbling upon a "punny" play on words: "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
The study's objective is to elucidate and explore the statistical association between the prolificacy of Tom Hanks on the silver screen and the virtual query for self-inflicted actions. By analyzing data from IMDB and Google Trends over an 18-year period, we aim to uncover the underlying mechanisms driving this captivating correlation. Just as a clever dad joke can lighten the mood in a room, this research endeavors to unveil the enigmatic rapport between a renowned actor's filmography and the inexplicable surge in searches for a peculiar phrase.
As we embark on this scholarly pursuit, it is crucial to approach it with a blend of rigorous analysis and a touch of lightheartedness. After all, as any dad would tell you, "I'd tell you a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it." With this spirit in mind, we delve into the depths of this peculiar yet captivating relationship between Tom Hanks and the phrase "stop hitting yourself," aiming to shed light on a phenomenon that combines mystery and mirth.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data revealed a statistically significant correlation between the number of films featuring Tom Hanks and the volume of Google searches for the phrase "stop hitting yourself" over the years 2004 to 2022. The correlation coefficient of 0.6862995 indicated a strong positive relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. One might say that this correlation is "Hanks-tastic" in its magnitude.
The coefficient of determination, often referred to as r-squared, was calculated to be 0.4710069. This value suggests that approximately 47.1% of the variance in Google searches for "stop hitting yourself" can be explained by the number of Tom Hanks films released. To put it simply, nearly half of the fluctuations in these internet searches can be attributed to the cinematic endeavors of the esteemed actor; one could almost say that Tom Hanks has "coined" a substantial portion of the interest in this peculiar phrase.
Moreover, the p-value of less than 0.01 further bolstered the argument for the statistical significance of the observed association. In scientific terms, this means that the likelihood of observing such a strong correlation by random chance is exceedingly low. In the realm of dad jokes, this result is as improbable as finding a "spear" in the "pharmacy" - a "paradox"ical situation indeed.
As depicted in Figure 1, the scatterplot unmistakably illustrates the positive linear relationship between the number of Tom Hanks films and Google searches for "stop hitting yourself." The upward trend in the data points presents a compelling visual representation of the correlation observed in this study. One might even say that this graph is a clear depiction of "Hanks and trends" culminating in a striking association.
In summary, our investigation of the link between Tom Hanks films and Google searches for "stop hitting yourself" has unearthed an intriguing and robust correlation that cannot be dismissed as mere coincidence. As we continue to ponder the underlying reasons for this association, it is evident that the Hanks Effect extends beyond the realm of cinema and enters the domain of internet search behavior in a manner that both confounds and amuses.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our study has successfully elucidated the compelling correlation between the number of films featuring Tom Hanks and Google searches for the phrase "stop hitting yourself." This curious linkage, akin to a whimsical dad joke, adds a touch of amusement to the realm of statistical analysis. With a correlation coefficient of 0.6862995 and a p-value of less than 0.01, our findings emphasize the substantial influence of Tom Hanks on the propensity for internet users to seek out self-infliction-related content.

Our results not only underscore the statistical significance of the "Hanks Effect" but also offer a lighthearted lens through which to view this peculiar association. As the beloved actor continues to charm audiences with his cinematic endeavors, it seems that his impact transcends the silver screen and delves into the realm of internet searches in a manner that combines both fascination and amusement. One might even say that this correlation is a prime example of "Hanks-ception" - a phenomenon within a phenomenon!

Furthermore, the coefficient of determination, or r-squared value, of 0.4710069 highlights the substantial proportion of variance in Google searches for "stop hitting yourself" that can be explained by the proliferation of Tom Hanks films. This suggests that nearly half of the interest in this peculiar phrase can be attributed to the cinematic contributions of the esteemed actor. It appears that Tom Hanks has truly "acted out" a significant influence on this internet search trend!

As we reflect upon the implications of our findings, it becomes evident that the Hanks Effect presents a captivating conundrum that infuses a sense of buoyancy into the realm of empirical inquiry. With a substantial body of evidence supporting the fascinating relationship between Tom Hanks films and the virtual quest for self-infliction-related content, it is clear that our study has shed light on a correlation that is both perplexing and delightful in equal measure.

In light of these compelling results, it seems that no further investigation is warranted in this area. The "Hanks Effect" stands as a testament to the intriguing interplay between cultural phenomena and digital behavior, prompting both humor and contemplation in its wake. As such, we can confidently assert that the link between Tom Hanks films and the search for "stop hitting yourself" is a research topic as "Hanks-plorable" as it is captivating, and it is unlikely to benefit from further analysis.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Hanks Effect: A Humerus Examination of Tom Hanks Films and Google Searches for 'Stop Hitting Yourself'. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Cinematic Humor Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Hanks Effect: A Humerus Examination of Tom Hanks Films and Google Searches for 'Stop Hitting Yourself'. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Cinematic Inquiry


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Hanks Effect: A Humerus Examination of Tom Hanks Films and Google Searches for 'Stop Hitting Yourself' with an abstract of This study explores the curious relationship between the number of films featuring actor Tom Hanks and Google searches for the phrase "stop hitting yourself." Using data from IMDB and Google Trends spanning the years 2004 to 2022, we conducted an in-depth analysis to investigate this peculiar correlation. Our research team uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.6862995 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, providing strong evidence for the association between these two seemingly unrelated phenomena.
Our findings suggest that as the number of Tom Hanks films released increases, there is a corresponding surge in Google searches for the phrase "stop hitting yourself." While the exact mechanism behind this correlation remains elusive, it is evident that the public's interest in Tom Hanks and the propensity to search for the aforementioned phrase are intertwined in a manner that elicits both amusement and perplexity.
It seems that even in the realm of internet search queries, Tom Hanks continues to captivate audiences and provoke a playful interrogation of self-inflicted actions. This study not only sheds light on the enigmatic synergy between cultural phenomena but also provides a whimsical perspective on the far-reaching influence of a beloved actor. As Tom Hanks once said, "I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump," and it seems that his cinematic repertoire may have inadvertently sparked a peculiar trend in online searches.

ChatGPT:

Tom Hanks films, Tom Hanks movies, Google searches, "stop hitting yourself", correlation, internet search queries, IMDB data, Google Trends, cultural phenomena, Forrest Gump, actor influence

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Number of films featuring Tom Hanks
Source: IMDB
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Google searches for 'stop hitting yourself'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'stop hitting yourself' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

See what else correlates with Google searches for 'stop hitting yourself'

Correlation r = 0.6862995 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.4710069 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 47.1% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'stop hitting yourself') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Number of films featuring Tom Hanks) over the 19 years from 2004 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.0012. 0.0011755022670368398000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.69 in 0.12% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 851 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 18 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 18 because we have two variables measured over a period of 19 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.34, 0.87 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Number of films featuring Tom Hanks (Movies)4210111433322242102
Google searches for 'stop hitting yourself' (Rel. search volume)15.2514.16679.583334.916674.833334.57.9166719.2518.833320.2522.583318.833314.583314.583312.583312.7514.333310.83339.33333




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  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([4,2,1,0,1,1,1,4,3,3,3,2,2,2,4,2,1,0,2,])
array_2 = np.array([15.25,14.1667,9.58333,4.91667,4.83333,4.5,7.91667,19.25,18.8333,20.25,22.5833,18.8333,14.5833,14.5833,12.5833,12.75,14.3333,10.8333,9.33333,])
array_1_name = "Number of films featuring Tom Hanks"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'stop hitting yourself'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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