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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is How cool Technology Connections YouTube video titles are and the second variable is Customer satisfaction with Costco.  The chart goes from 2015 to 2020, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

The influx of technologically-advanced bulk items at Costco led to members experiencing intense FOMO, as they realized they could never achieve the same level of coolness as a smartphone-controlled self-heating hot dog toaster. This realization left them feeling unfulfilled and discontent with their Costco experience, ultimately dampening their overall satisfaction.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a large screen in a bustling Costco aisle playing Technology Connections YouTube videos with flashy titles like "The Amazing World of Self-Heating Gadgets" and "Unboxing the Coolest Tech of 2022". Nearby, a group of Costco members look perplexed while holding their regular hot dog toasters, clearly feeling left out of the cool gadgets, and they express dissatisfaction with their shopping experience. The scene should capture the contrast between the high-tech excitement on the screen and the disappointment of the shoppers. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: How cool Technology Connections YouTube video titles are and Customer satisfaction with Costco. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' Cybernetic art Brutalism Art nouveau High-tech
ChatGPT: High-tech

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both How cool Technology Connections YouTube video titles are and Customer satisfaction with Costco, in the following situation: The influx of technologically-advanced bulk items at Costco led to members experiencing intense FOMO, as they realized they could never achieve the same level of coolness as a smartphone-controlled self-heating hot dog toaster. This realization left them feeling unfulfilled and discontent with their Costco experience, ultimately dampening their overall satisfaction.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In the bustling aisles of Costco, a large screen is playing Technology Connections YouTube videos with flashy titles like "The Amazing World of Self-Heating Gadgets" and "Unboxing the Coolest Tech of 2022". Nearby, a group of Costco members look perplexed while holding their regular hot dog toasters, clearly feeling left out of the cool gadgets, and they express dissatisfaction with their shopping experience.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ High-tech ] and depicting this scene: In the bustling aisles of Costco, a large screen is playing Technology Connections YouTube videos with flashy titles like "The Amazing World of Self-Heating Gadgets" and "Unboxing the Coolest Tech of 2022". Nearby, a group of Costco members look perplexed while holding their regular hot dog toasters, clearly feeling left out of the cool gadgets, and they express dissatisfaction with their shopping experience. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a large screen in a bustling Costco aisle playing Technology Connections YouTube videos with flashy titles like "The Amazing World of Self-Heating Gadgets" and "Unboxing the Coolest Tech of 2022". Nearby, a group of Costco members look perplexed while holding their regular hot dog toasters, clearly feeling left out of the cool gadgets, and they express dissatisfaction with their shopping experience. The scene should capture the contrast between the high-tech excitement on the screen and the disappointment of the shoppers.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in How cool Technology Connections YouTube video titles are caused Customer satisfaction with Costco to decrease.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.05)
The Rhyme and Reason: How Cool Technology Connections Influence Customer Satisfaction at Costco

The Journal of Consumer Tech Satisfaction

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How cool Technology Connections YouTube video titles are and Customer satisfaction with Costco. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Rhyme words in the title.

Your research team used data from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and American Customer Satisfaction Index to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9137925 and p < 0.05 for 2015 to 2020.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Rhyme and Reason: How Cool Technology Connections Influence Customer Satisfaction at Costco

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we set out to explore the surprising connection between the coolness of Technology Connections' YouTube video titles and customer satisfaction at Costco. Pulling from the unexpected intersecting realms of tech and bulk shopping, we delved into the data with great enthusiasm. With a punny determination that could make even the most stoic of statisticians crack a smile, our research team utilized AI analysis of YouTube video titles and the American Customer Satisfaction Index to unravel this captivating mystery.

Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9137925 and p < 0.05 for the years 2015 to 2020, indicating a strong and statistically significant relationship between the slickness of YouTube video titles and customer satisfaction at everyone's favorite warehouse emporium. It appears that when it comes to customer contentment, there's more than meets the eye – or in this case, more than just a catchy YouTube title. It seems that a cool tech connection may go a long way in influencing consumer sentiment, almost as much as a well-placed dad joke in an academic paper.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How cool Technology Connections YouTube video titles are and Customer satisfaction with Costco. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Rhyme and Reason: How Cool Technology Connections Influence Customer Satisfaction at Costco

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we set out to explore the surprising connection between the coolness of Technology Connections' YouTube video titles and customer satisfaction at Costco. Pulling from the unexpected intersecting realms of tech and bulk shopping, we delved into the data with great enthusiasm. With a punny determination that could make even the most stoic of statisticians crack a smile, our research team utilized AI analysis of YouTube video titles and the American Customer Satisfaction Index to unravel this captivating mystery.

Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9137925 and p < 0.05 for the years 2015 to 2020, indicating a strong and statistically significant relationship between the slickness of YouTube video titles and customer satisfaction at everyone's favorite warehouse emporium. It appears that when it comes to customer contentment, there's more than meets the eye – or in this case, more than just a catchy YouTube title. It seems that a cool tech connection may go a long way in influencing consumer sentiment, almost as much as a well-placed dad joke in an academic paper.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Welcome, dear readers, to our peculiar and pun-filled investigation into a connection that might seem as unlikely as finding a Wi-Fi signal in the middle of a cornfield: the correlation between the coolness of Technology Connections' YouTube video titles and customer satisfaction at Costco. As we tinker with the Machiavellian machinations of technology and shopping habits, we'll uncover a correlation that is as surprising as finding a discounted toaster in the TV aisle.

Through the lens of statistical analysis and the good-natured banter of a dad joke, we've engaged in a spirited examination of the influence of Technology Connections on the satisfaction of Costco customers. Although at first glance, one might think that the only thing connecting a tech enthusiast's YouTube channel and a wholesale retailer is a mutual affection for bulk purchases, our findings suggest a deeper bond. It's almost as if the statistics were saying, "I'm not a mathematician, but I can definitely count on these findings!"

Before we delve into the crux of our investigation, it's worth acknowledging the eyebrow-raising nature of our research question. It's like peering through a microscope and discovering a hidden world within the mundane - just as unexpected as coming across a physics equation in the middle of a grocery list. But fear not, fellow researchers, because science is all about unraveling the unexpected and discovering the astonishing. In the words of a daring data analyst, "I've never met a data set that didn't have a few surprises hiding up its sleeve, much like an unexpected coupon in the back of a wallet."

As we engage in this scholarly exploration, it's important to highlight the levity and playfulness inherent in our approach. After all, who said scientific inquiry had to be all gravitas and no giggles? With the curiosity of a child in a candy store – or perhaps in a tech shop – we've approached this study with the same zeal that one might have for a new gadget. As the saying goes, "Statistics are like a lamp post to a drunk - more for support than illumination – except in our case, we aim to illuminate and entertain with our findings, much like a well-timed jest at a scientific conference."

So, hold onto your lab coats, dear readers, as we embark on this journey of discovery through the intersecting domains of technology, consumer behavior, and a dash of whimsy. It's time to unlock the mystery of how cool tech connections might just be the unsung heroes of customer satisfaction, much like the hidden gem of a dad joke in the midst of academic rigour.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How cool Technology Connections YouTube video titles are and Customer satisfaction with Costco. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading the backs of shampoo bottles.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Rhyme and Reason: How Cool Technology Connections Influence Customer Satisfaction at Costco

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we set out to explore the surprising connection between the coolness of Technology Connections' YouTube video titles and customer satisfaction at Costco. Pulling from the unexpected intersecting realms of tech and bulk shopping, we delved into the data with great enthusiasm. With a punny determination that could make even the most stoic of statisticians crack a smile, our research team utilized AI analysis of YouTube video titles and the American Customer Satisfaction Index to unravel this captivating mystery.

Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9137925 and p < 0.05 for the years 2015 to 2020, indicating a strong and statistically significant relationship between the slickness of YouTube video titles and customer satisfaction at everyone's favorite warehouse emporium. It appears that when it comes to customer contentment, there's more than meets the eye – or in this case, more than just a catchy YouTube title. It seems that a cool tech connection may go a long way in influencing consumer sentiment, almost as much as a well-placed dad joke in an academic paper.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Welcome, dear readers, to our peculiar and pun-filled investigation into a connection that might seem as unlikely as finding a Wi-Fi signal in the middle of a cornfield: the correlation between the coolness of Technology Connections' YouTube video titles and customer satisfaction at Costco. As we tinker with the Machiavellian machinations of technology and shopping habits, we'll uncover a correlation that is as surprising as finding a discounted toaster in the TV aisle.
Through the lens of statistical analysis and the good-natured banter of a dad joke, we've engaged in a spirited examination of the influence of Technology Connections on the satisfaction of Costco customers. Although at first glance, one might think that the only thing connecting a tech enthusiast's YouTube channel and a wholesale retailer is a mutual affection for bulk purchases, our findings suggest a deeper bond. It's almost as if the statistics were saying, "I'm not a mathematician, but I can definitely count on these findings!"
Before we delve into the crux of our investigation, it's worth acknowledging the eyebrow-raising nature of our research question. It's like peering through a microscope and discovering a hidden world within the mundane - just as unexpected as coming across a physics equation in the middle of a grocery list. But fear not, fellow researchers, because science is all about unraveling the unexpected and discovering the astonishing. In the words of a daring data analyst, "I've never met a data set that didn't have a few surprises hiding up its sleeve, much like an unexpected coupon in the back of a wallet."
As we engage in this scholarly exploration, it's important to highlight the levity and playfulness inherent in our approach. After all, who said scientific inquiry had to be all gravitas and no giggles? With the curiosity of a child in a candy store – or perhaps in a tech shop – we've approached this study with the same zeal that one might have for a new gadget. As the saying goes, "Statistics are like a lamp post to a drunk - more for support than illumination – except in our case, we aim to illuminate and entertain with our findings, much like a well-timed jest at a scientific conference."
So, hold onto your lab coats, dear readers, as we embark on this journey of discovery through the intersecting domains of technology, consumer behavior, and a dash of whimsy. It's time to unlock the mystery of how cool tech connections might just be the unsung heroes of customer satisfaction, much like the hidden gem of a dad joke in the midst of academic rigour.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

To understand the influence of Technology Connections' YouTube video titles on customer satisfaction at Costco, we begin our exploration with an earnest examination of seminal works in consumer behavior and the psychology of digital marketing. Smith et al. (2017) delved into the mechanics of consumer decision-making in the digital age, shedding light on the subtle factors that shape purchasing preferences. The authors find that the interplay of visual stimuli and linguistic cues can exert a profound impact on consumer perceptions and inclinations, akin to the way a well-timed pun can elicit a groan and a chuckle in equal measure.

Doe's (2018) comprehensive study on the evolving landscape of digital content creation underscores the significance of captivating titles in engaging audiences and driving viewer retention. The research posits that the allure of a well-crafted title lies in its ability to pique curiosity and entice consumers to explore the content further, not unlike the allure of a punchline in a stand-up comedy routine.

Moving beyond academic studies, we turn our attention to the practical applications of marketing strategies and consumer insights by examining relevant non-fiction works in the field. "Hooked: How to Build Habit-Forming Products" by Nir Eyal provides valuable insights into the psychology of consumer engagement and the elements that contribute to habitual consumption patterns. Eyal's exploration of "trigger, action, variable reward, and investment" in product design resonates with the nuanced appeal of a clever play on words in a YouTube video title.

As we dig deeper into the realm of consumer behavior, we encounter an unexpected intersection with the world of fiction. Drawing parallels between the intricacies of consumer satisfaction and the captivating narratives of literary works, we find that "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams offers a whimsical lens through which to view the complexities of consumer experience. In this cosmic tale of adventure and absurdist humor, we uncover a parallel between the quest for consumer contentment and the quest for the ultimate answer – perhaps, in both cases, the journey is as enriching as the destination.

However, our foray into the realms of literature takes an unexpected turn as we consider unconventional sources of inspiration. Embarking on an unconventional approach to literature review, we gleaned insights from the backs of shampoo bottles, discovering unexpected wisdom in the form of cryptic ingredient lists and tantalizing promises of luscious locks. The veritable treasure trove of quips and trivia found in the unlikeliest of places serves as a testament to the ubiquity of engaging language and the potential for unexpected sources to spark delight – much like stumbling upon a particularly punny dad joke in a lukewarm cup of coffee.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How cool Technology Connections YouTube video titles are and Customer satisfaction with Costco. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and American Customer Satisfaction Index . You used data from 2015 to 2020

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Rhyme and Reason: How Cool Technology Connections Influence Customer Satisfaction at Costco

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we set out to explore the surprising connection between the coolness of Technology Connections' YouTube video titles and customer satisfaction at Costco. Pulling from the unexpected intersecting realms of tech and bulk shopping, we delved into the data with great enthusiasm. With a punny determination that could make even the most stoic of statisticians crack a smile, our research team utilized AI analysis of YouTube video titles and the American Customer Satisfaction Index to unravel this captivating mystery.

Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9137925 and p < 0.05 for the years 2015 to 2020, indicating a strong and statistically significant relationship between the slickness of YouTube video titles and customer satisfaction at everyone's favorite warehouse emporium. It appears that when it comes to customer contentment, there's more than meets the eye – or in this case, more than just a catchy YouTube title. It seems that a cool tech connection may go a long way in influencing consumer sentiment, almost as much as a well-placed dad joke in an academic paper.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Welcome, dear readers, to our peculiar and pun-filled investigation into a connection that might seem as unlikely as finding a Wi-Fi signal in the middle of a cornfield: the correlation between the coolness of Technology Connections' YouTube video titles and customer satisfaction at Costco. As we tinker with the Machiavellian machinations of technology and shopping habits, we'll uncover a correlation that is as surprising as finding a discounted toaster in the TV aisle.
Through the lens of statistical analysis and the good-natured banter of a dad joke, we've engaged in a spirited examination of the influence of Technology Connections on the satisfaction of Costco customers. Although at first glance, one might think that the only thing connecting a tech enthusiast's YouTube channel and a wholesale retailer is a mutual affection for bulk purchases, our findings suggest a deeper bond. It's almost as if the statistics were saying, "I'm not a mathematician, but I can definitely count on these findings!"
Before we delve into the crux of our investigation, it's worth acknowledging the eyebrow-raising nature of our research question. It's like peering through a microscope and discovering a hidden world within the mundane - just as unexpected as coming across a physics equation in the middle of a grocery list. But fear not, fellow researchers, because science is all about unraveling the unexpected and discovering the astonishing. In the words of a daring data analyst, "I've never met a data set that didn't have a few surprises hiding up its sleeve, much like an unexpected coupon in the back of a wallet."
As we engage in this scholarly exploration, it's important to highlight the levity and playfulness inherent in our approach. After all, who said scientific inquiry had to be all gravitas and no giggles? With the curiosity of a child in a candy store – or perhaps in a tech shop – we've approached this study with the same zeal that one might have for a new gadget. As the saying goes, "Statistics are like a lamp post to a drunk - more for support than illumination – except in our case, we aim to illuminate and entertain with our findings, much like a well-timed jest at a scientific conference."
So, hold onto your lab coats, dear readers, as we embark on this journey of discovery through the intersecting domains of technology, consumer behavior, and a dash of whimsy. It's time to unlock the mystery of how cool tech connections might just be the unsung heroes of customer satisfaction, much like the hidden gem of a dad joke in the midst of academic rigour.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the enigmatic connection between the suave allure of Technology Connections' YouTube video titles and the contentment of Costco customers, our research team employed a blend of sophisticated data analysis techniques and a sprinkle of good-natured humor. It's like concocting a scientific experiment with the precision of a chemist and the wit of a stand-up comedian – a fusion that would make even the most stoic of researchers crack a smile.

First, we gathered data on the coolness quotient of Technology Connections' YouTube video titles over a period spanning from 2015 to 2020. Our team of digital sleuths utilized state-of-the-art AI algorithms, delving into the depths of YouTube's vast repository of tech-related videos. It was akin to embarking on a digital treasure hunt, sifting through the virtual landscape in search of the shiniest gems of technological intrigue – a pursuit as thrilling as finding a hidden Easter egg in a complicated statistical model.

The next step involved tapping into the treasure trove of consumer sentiment data. We turned to the American Customer Satisfaction Index (ACSI) to gauge the level of customer satisfaction at Costco during the same time period. With the precision of an archer aiming for the bullseye and the curiosity of a cat investigating a perplexing puzzle, we meticulously extracted and analyzed the relevant customer satisfaction scores.

Having amassed our data hoard from the far reaches of the internet – okay, mostly just from the depths of online databases and AI analyses – we ventured into the statistical realm. Employing a mix of correlation and regression analyses, we set out to investigate the potential relationship between the coolness of Technology Connections' YouTube video titles and customer satisfaction at Costco.

Our statistical wizardry involved calculating correlation coefficients with the finesse of a mathematician composing a symphony, teasing out insights that would impress even the most discerning of data connoisseurs. It's like using statistical tools to unravel a mystery – a bit like Sherlock Holmes with a sprinkle of nerdy charm.

Additionally, we conducted regression analyses to further probe the potential impact of cool tech connections on customer contentment at Costco. We examined the data with the scrutiny of a detective, searching for clues amongst the statistical noise and potential lurking variables.

In line with sound research conventions, we also performed robustness checks and sensitivity analyses to ensure the reliability and stability of our findings. Much like a diligent quality inspector meticulously examining each batch of products, we scrutinized our results from every angle to confirm the strength and consistency of our conclusions.

Lastly, we conducted a sentiment analysis of our own among the research team to gauge the level of internal satisfaction with our findings. The results indicated a statistically significant amount of delight, with a p-value that would make even the most seasoned statisticians smirk.

This comprehensive and delightfully quirky methodology allowed us to unearth the intriguing relationship between the coolness of tech connections and customer satisfaction at Costco. It's akin to uncovering a hidden gem in the rough, or in this case, a surprising statistical link amidst the digital vastness. With the precision of a seasoned researcher and the touch of whimsy afforded by a well-placed dad joke, we embarked on this captivating journey through the realms of tech and consumer behavior.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How cool Technology Connections YouTube video titles are and Customer satisfaction with Costco. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and American Customer Satisfaction Index .

For the time period 2015 to 2020, you found a correlation 0.9137925, r-squared of 0.8350167, and p < 0.05.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Rhyme and Reason: How Cool Technology Connections Influence Customer Satisfaction at Costco

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we set out to explore the surprising connection between the coolness of Technology Connections' YouTube video titles and customer satisfaction at Costco. Pulling from the unexpected intersecting realms of tech and bulk shopping, we delved into the data with great enthusiasm. With a punny determination that could make even the most stoic of statisticians crack a smile, our research team utilized AI analysis of YouTube video titles and the American Customer Satisfaction Index to unravel this captivating mystery.

Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9137925 and p < 0.05 for the years 2015 to 2020, indicating a strong and statistically significant relationship between the slickness of YouTube video titles and customer satisfaction at everyone's favorite warehouse emporium. It appears that when it comes to customer contentment, there's more than meets the eye – or in this case, more than just a catchy YouTube title. It seems that a cool tech connection may go a long way in influencing consumer sentiment, almost as much as a well-placed dad joke in an academic paper.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Welcome, dear readers, to our peculiar and pun-filled investigation into a connection that might seem as unlikely as finding a Wi-Fi signal in the middle of a cornfield: the correlation between the coolness of Technology Connections' YouTube video titles and customer satisfaction at Costco. As we tinker with the Machiavellian machinations of technology and shopping habits, we'll uncover a correlation that is as surprising as finding a discounted toaster in the TV aisle.
Through the lens of statistical analysis and the good-natured banter of a dad joke, we've engaged in a spirited examination of the influence of Technology Connections on the satisfaction of Costco customers. Although at first glance, one might think that the only thing connecting a tech enthusiast's YouTube channel and a wholesale retailer is a mutual affection for bulk purchases, our findings suggest a deeper bond. It's almost as if the statistics were saying, "I'm not a mathematician, but I can definitely count on these findings!"
Before we delve into the crux of our investigation, it's worth acknowledging the eyebrow-raising nature of our research question. It's like peering through a microscope and discovering a hidden world within the mundane - just as unexpected as coming across a physics equation in the middle of a grocery list. But fear not, fellow researchers, because science is all about unraveling the unexpected and discovering the astonishing. In the words of a daring data analyst, "I've never met a data set that didn't have a few surprises hiding up its sleeve, much like an unexpected coupon in the back of a wallet."
As we engage in this scholarly exploration, it's important to highlight the levity and playfulness inherent in our approach. After all, who said scientific inquiry had to be all gravitas and no giggles? With the curiosity of a child in a candy store – or perhaps in a tech shop – we've approached this study with the same zeal that one might have for a new gadget. As the saying goes, "Statistics are like a lamp post to a drunk - more for support than illumination – except in our case, we aim to illuminate and entertain with our findings, much like a well-timed jest at a scientific conference."
So, hold onto your lab coats, dear readers, as we embark on this journey of discovery through the intersecting domains of technology, consumer behavior, and a dash of whimsy. It's time to unlock the mystery of how cool tech connections might just be the unsung heroes of customer satisfaction, much like the hidden gem of a dad joke in the midst of academic rigour.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Upon swimming through an ocean of data with the agility of a tech-savvy dolphin, our research team unearthed a striking correlation between the allure of Technology Connections' YouTube video titles and the contentment of Costco customers. The correlation coefficient of 0.9137925 reveals a robust and positive relationship between these seemingly disparate realms, akin to finding a signal in the noise or a great bargain in the clearance section.

The r-squared value of 0.8350167 further underscores the strength of this connection, indicating that approximately 83.5% of the variation in customer satisfaction at Costco can be explained by our hero of the hour: Technology Connections' snazzy YouTube video titles. It's as if the statistics were saying, "Eureka! We've cracked the code," much like stumbling upon a breakthrough eureka moment in the most unexpected of places.

Our analysis also yielded a p-value of less than 0.05, signifying a high level of statistical significance. This finding strengthens our confidence in the relationship between the technological allure and the satisfaction of Costco's customers, as surprising as finding a prime rib roast in the tofu section for a vegetarian shopper.

Finally, as depicted in Figure 1, our scatterplot illustrates the robust and undeniable correlation between the coolness of Technology Connections' YouTube video titles and the level of customer satisfaction at Costco. The data points converge in a harmonious dance, much like the perfect harmony between a punchline and a well-timed dad joke.

In conclusion, our findings provide compelling evidence of the impact of technology's charm on the satisfaction of wholesale shoppers, as clear and captivating as a viral tech review. With these results, we shed light on the unexpected influence of YouTube video titles in the realm of customer contentment, much like the sudden appearance of humor in the midst of empirical rigidity.

"Did you hear about the statistician who drowned in a river with an average depth of 5 feet?" the joke goes. "He didn't account for the correlation between height and swimming ability!" While statistics and correlations may have their serious side, our research demonstrates the delightful and unexpected connections that underlie even the most seemingly divergent elements of our daily lives.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How cool Technology Connections YouTube video titles are and Customer satisfaction with Costco. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The Rhyme and Reason: How Cool Technology Connections Influence Customer Satisfaction at Costco

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we set out to explore the surprising connection between the coolness of Technology Connections' YouTube video titles and customer satisfaction at Costco. Pulling from the unexpected intersecting realms of tech and bulk shopping, we delved into the data with great enthusiasm. With a punny determination that could make even the most stoic of statisticians crack a smile, our research team utilized AI analysis of YouTube video titles and the American Customer Satisfaction Index to unravel this captivating mystery.

Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9137925 and p < 0.05 for the years 2015 to 2020, indicating a strong and statistically significant relationship between the slickness of YouTube video titles and customer satisfaction at everyone's favorite warehouse emporium. It appears that when it comes to customer contentment, there's more than meets the eye – or in this case, more than just a catchy YouTube title. It seems that a cool tech connection may go a long way in influencing consumer sentiment, almost as much as a well-placed dad joke in an academic paper.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
To understand the influence of Technology Connections' YouTube video titles on customer satisfaction at Costco, we begin our exploration with an earnest examination of seminal works in consumer behavior and the psychology of digital marketing. Smith et al. (2017) delved into the mechanics of consumer decision-making in the digital age, shedding light on the subtle factors that shape purchasing preferences. The authors find that the interplay of visual stimuli and linguistic cues can exert a profound impact on consumer perceptions and inclinations, akin to the way a well-timed pun can elicit a groan and a chuckle in equal measure.
Doe's (2018) comprehensive study on the evolving landscape of digital content creation underscores the significance of captivating titles in engaging audiences and driving viewer retention. The research posits that the allure of a well-crafted title lies in its ability to pique curiosity and entice consumers to explore the content further, not unlike the allure of a punchline in a stand-up comedy routine.
Moving beyond academic studies, we turn our attention to the practical applications of marketing strategies and consumer insights by examining relevant non-fiction works in the field. "Hooked: How to Build Habit-Forming Products" by Nir Eyal provides valuable insights into the psychology of consumer engagement and the elements that contribute to habitual consumption patterns. Eyal's exploration of "trigger, action, variable reward, and investment" in product design resonates with the nuanced appeal of a clever play on words in a YouTube video title.
As we dig deeper into the realm of consumer behavior, we encounter an unexpected intersection with the world of fiction. Drawing parallels between the intricacies of consumer satisfaction and the captivating narratives of literary works, we find that "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams offers a whimsical lens through which to view the complexities of consumer experience. In this cosmic tale of adventure and absurdist humor, we uncover a parallel between the quest for consumer contentment and the quest for the ultimate answer – perhaps, in both cases, the journey is as enriching as the destination.
However, our foray into the realms of literature takes an unexpected turn as we consider unconventional sources of inspiration. Embarking on an unconventional approach to literature review, we gleaned insights from the backs of shampoo bottles, discovering unexpected wisdom in the form of cryptic ingredient lists and tantalizing promises of luscious locks. The veritable treasure trove of quips and trivia found in the unlikeliest of places serves as a testament to the ubiquity of engaging language and the potential for unexpected sources to spark delight – much like stumbling upon a particularly punny dad joke in a lukewarm cup of coffee.

[[RESULTS]]
Upon swimming through an ocean of data with the agility of a tech-savvy dolphin, our research team unearthed a striking correlation between the allure of Technology Connections' YouTube video titles and the contentment of Costco customers. The correlation coefficient of 0.9137925 reveals a robust and positive relationship between these seemingly disparate realms, akin to finding a signal in the noise or a great bargain in the clearance section.
The r-squared value of 0.8350167 further underscores the strength of this connection, indicating that approximately 83.5% of the variation in customer satisfaction at Costco can be explained by our hero of the hour: Technology Connections' snazzy YouTube video titles. It's as if the statistics were saying, "Eureka! We've cracked the code," much like stumbling upon a breakthrough eureka moment in the most unexpected of places.
Our analysis also yielded a p-value of less than 0.05, signifying a high level of statistical significance. This finding strengthens our confidence in the relationship between the technological allure and the satisfaction of Costco's customers, as surprising as finding a prime rib roast in the tofu section for a vegetarian shopper.
Finally, as depicted in Figure 1, our scatterplot illustrates the robust and undeniable correlation between the coolness of Technology Connections' YouTube video titles and the level of customer satisfaction at Costco. The data points converge in a harmonious dance, much like the perfect harmony between a punchline and a well-timed dad joke.
In conclusion, our findings provide compelling evidence of the impact of technology's charm on the satisfaction of wholesale shoppers, as clear and captivating as a viral tech review. With these results, we shed light on the unexpected influence of YouTube video titles in the realm of customer contentment, much like the sudden appearance of humor in the midst of empirical rigidity.
"Did you hear about the statistician who drowned in a river with an average depth of 5 feet?" the joke goes. "He didn't account for the correlation between height and swimming ability!" While statistics and correlations may have their serious side, our research demonstrates the delightful and unexpected connections that underlie even the most seemingly divergent elements of our daily lives.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The findings of our study bring forth a compelling revelation - the alluring charm of Technology Connections' YouTube video titles wields a substantial influence on the satisfaction of Costco customers. It appears that the whimsical world of tech videos and the pragmatic realm of warehouse shopping intersect in a manner that defies conventional expectations, much like stumbling upon a Wi-Fi signal in a remote, signal-deprived corner. This unexpected correlation underscores the intricate web of influences that shape consumer experiences, akin to the complex circuitry of a high-tech gadget.

Our results align with previous research by Smith et al. (2017), which emphasized the power of visual and linguistic cues in shaping consumer preferences. Similarly, our study reflects Doe's (2018) findings regarding the captivating nature of titles in engaging audiences. It seems that the lure of a cool tech connection is as impactful as a well-timed pun; both can captivate the audience and leave a lasting impression.

Having revealed a strong correlation coefficient and a statistically significant p-value, our study bolsters the argument laid out by Eyal (2014), who explored the psychological intricacies of engagement and consumer behavior. Our research illustrates that the appeal of captivating video titles can be as compelling as the variable rewards in habit-forming products, much like the allure of an unexpected punchline in a finely crafted joke.

The surprising connection between customer satisfaction and YouTube video titles even resonates with the absurdism of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." In both cases, the journey itself holds as much meaning and influence as the destination - just like the interactive and captivating journey from an attention-grabbing title to satisfying content.

Our findings also reflect the whimsical exploration of obscure sources of inspiration, much like the delight of unearthing a hidden gem in an unexpected place. After all, it seems there's wisdom to be found even in the most unlikely of sources - a delightful reminder that unexpected wisdom can be as impactful as an unexpected punchline.

With the relationship between tech allure and customer satisfaction convincingly demonstrated, our research shines a light on the unexpected connections that underlie the diverse facets of consumer experiences. It's remarkable how a catchy YouTube title can resonate with the satisfaction of wholesale shoppers; it's almost as if the statistics themselves are laughing at one of life's grand dad jokes.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How cool Technology Connections YouTube video titles are and Customer satisfaction with Costco. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Rhyme and Reason: How Cool Technology Connections Influence Customer Satisfaction at Costco

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we set out to explore the surprising connection between the coolness of Technology Connections' YouTube video titles and customer satisfaction at Costco. Pulling from the unexpected intersecting realms of tech and bulk shopping, we delved into the data with great enthusiasm. With a punny determination that could make even the most stoic of statisticians crack a smile, our research team utilized AI analysis of YouTube video titles and the American Customer Satisfaction Index to unravel this captivating mystery.

Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9137925 and p < 0.05 for the years 2015 to 2020, indicating a strong and statistically significant relationship between the slickness of YouTube video titles and customer satisfaction at everyone's favorite warehouse emporium. It appears that when it comes to customer contentment, there's more than meets the eye – or in this case, more than just a catchy YouTube title. It seems that a cool tech connection may go a long way in influencing consumer sentiment, almost as much as a well-placed dad joke in an academic paper.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Welcome, dear readers, to our peculiar and pun-filled investigation into a connection that might seem as unlikely as finding a Wi-Fi signal in the middle of a cornfield: the correlation between the coolness of Technology Connections' YouTube video titles and customer satisfaction at Costco. As we tinker with the Machiavellian machinations of technology and shopping habits, we'll uncover a correlation that is as surprising as finding a discounted toaster in the TV aisle.
Through the lens of statistical analysis and the good-natured banter of a dad joke, we've engaged in a spirited examination of the influence of Technology Connections on the satisfaction of Costco customers. Although at first glance, one might think that the only thing connecting a tech enthusiast's YouTube channel and a wholesale retailer is a mutual affection for bulk purchases, our findings suggest a deeper bond. It's almost as if the statistics were saying, "I'm not a mathematician, but I can definitely count on these findings!"
Before we delve into the crux of our investigation, it's worth acknowledging the eyebrow-raising nature of our research question. It's like peering through a microscope and discovering a hidden world within the mundane - just as unexpected as coming across a physics equation in the middle of a grocery list. But fear not, fellow researchers, because science is all about unraveling the unexpected and discovering the astonishing. In the words of a daring data analyst, "I've never met a data set that didn't have a few surprises hiding up its sleeve, much like an unexpected coupon in the back of a wallet."
As we engage in this scholarly exploration, it's important to highlight the levity and playfulness inherent in our approach. After all, who said scientific inquiry had to be all gravitas and no giggles? With the curiosity of a child in a candy store – or perhaps in a tech shop – we've approached this study with the same zeal that one might have for a new gadget. As the saying goes, "Statistics are like a lamp post to a drunk - more for support than illumination – except in our case, we aim to illuminate and entertain with our findings, much like a well-timed jest at a scientific conference."
So, hold onto your lab coats, dear readers, as we embark on this journey of discovery through the intersecting domains of technology, consumer behavior, and a dash of whimsy. It's time to unlock the mystery of how cool tech connections might just be the unsung heroes of customer satisfaction, much like the hidden gem of a dad joke in the midst of academic rigour.

[[RESULTS]]
Upon swimming through an ocean of data with the agility of a tech-savvy dolphin, our research team unearthed a striking correlation between the allure of Technology Connections' YouTube video titles and the contentment of Costco customers. The correlation coefficient of 0.9137925 reveals a robust and positive relationship between these seemingly disparate realms, akin to finding a signal in the noise or a great bargain in the clearance section.
The r-squared value of 0.8350167 further underscores the strength of this connection, indicating that approximately 83.5% of the variation in customer satisfaction at Costco can be explained by our hero of the hour: Technology Connections' snazzy YouTube video titles. It's as if the statistics were saying, "Eureka! We've cracked the code," much like stumbling upon a breakthrough eureka moment in the most unexpected of places.
Our analysis also yielded a p-value of less than 0.05, signifying a high level of statistical significance. This finding strengthens our confidence in the relationship between the technological allure and the satisfaction of Costco's customers, as surprising as finding a prime rib roast in the tofu section for a vegetarian shopper.
Finally, as depicted in Figure 1, our scatterplot illustrates the robust and undeniable correlation between the coolness of Technology Connections' YouTube video titles and the level of customer satisfaction at Costco. The data points converge in a harmonious dance, much like the perfect harmony between a punchline and a well-timed dad joke.
In conclusion, our findings provide compelling evidence of the impact of technology's charm on the satisfaction of wholesale shoppers, as clear and captivating as a viral tech review. With these results, we shed light on the unexpected influence of YouTube video titles in the realm of customer contentment, much like the sudden appearance of humor in the midst of empirical rigidity.
"Did you hear about the statistician who drowned in a river with an average depth of 5 feet?" the joke goes. "He didn't account for the correlation between height and swimming ability!" While statistics and correlations may have their serious side, our research demonstrates the delightful and unexpected connections that underlie even the most seemingly divergent elements of our daily lives.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In the whimsical world of research, where statistics and customer satisfaction cross paths, our investigation has unveiled a correlation as extraordinary as finding the perfect avocado at a grocery store - the strong relationship between the allure of Technology Connections' YouTube video titles and customer contentment at Costco. It appears that a good tech pun and a satisfied customer walk into a warehouse – and a wonderful correlation blossoms.

Through the lens of statistics, we've navigated a path as unexpected as a GPS leading to a burrito stand in the Antarctic. Our findings have reveled in the joy of uncovering a charming bond between seemingly unrelated entities, not unlike discovering a discount code for an online purchase just as you're about to check out. The robust correlation coefficient, r-squared value, and p-value have come together in a fiesta of statistical significance, louder than a statistical outlier in the midst of a symphony.

As the curtains close on this delightful investigation, it's clear that the connection between technology allure and customer bliss at a wholesale paradise is as strong as a Wi-Fi signal in a tech enthusiast's living room. It seems that in the grand tapestry of consumer satisfaction, even the snazziest of YouTube video titles can earn their place, much like a well-timed dad joke at a scientific seminar.

In the spirit of scientific inquiry and relentless pursuit of knowledge, we confidently assert that no more research is needed in this curious intersection of tech allure and bulk shopper contentment. It's time to celebrate the unexpected connections we've unraveled, with the same joy as stumbling upon a mathematician at a comedy show – unlikely, but undeniably delightful.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Rhyme and Reason: How Cool Technology Connections Influence Customer Satisfaction at Costco. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Consumer Tech Satisfaction


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Rhyme and Reason: How Cool Technology Connections Influence Customer Satisfaction at Costco. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

Society for Innovative Retail Research and Analysis


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Rhyme and Reason: How Cool Technology Connections Influence Customer Satisfaction at Costco with an abstract of In this study, we set out to explore the surprising connection between the coolness of Technology Connections' YouTube video titles and customer satisfaction at Costco. Pulling from the unexpected intersecting realms of tech and bulk shopping, we delved into the data with great enthusiasm. With a punny determination that could make even the most stoic of statisticians crack a smile, our research team utilized AI analysis of YouTube video titles and the American Customer Satisfaction Index to unravel this captivating mystery.

Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9137925 and p < 0.05 for the years 2015 to 2020, indicating a strong and statistically significant relationship between the slickness of YouTube video titles and customer satisfaction at everyone's favorite warehouse emporium. It appears that when it comes to customer contentment, there's more than meets the eye – or in this case, more than just a catchy YouTube title. It seems that a cool tech connection may go a long way in influencing consumer sentiment, almost as much as a well-placed dad joke in an academic paper.

ChatGPT:

technology connections, YouTube video titles, customer satisfaction, Costco, AI analysis, statistical analysis, correlation coefficient, consumer sentiment, customer contentment, bulk shopping, tech influence

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How cool Technology Connections YouTube video titles are
Detailed data title: How cool Technology Connections YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI.
Source: AI analysis of YouTube video titles
Additional Info: I asked a large language model, 'On a scale of 1-10, how _______ do you think this YouTube video title is?' for every video.

See what else correlates with How cool Technology Connections YouTube video titles are

Customer satisfaction with Costco
Source: American Customer Satisfaction Index
See what else correlates with Customer satisfaction with Costco

Correlation r = 0.9137925 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8350167 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 83.5% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Customer satisfaction with Costco) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., How cool Technology Connections YouTube video titles are) over the 6 years from 2015 through 2020.

p < 0.05, which statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.0108. 0.0108272673072196870000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.91 in 1.08% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 92 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 5 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 5 because we have two variables measured over a period of 6 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.4, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
201520162017201820192020
How cool Technology Connections YouTube video titles are (Coolness score (out of 10))6.2576.83336.57896.85715.9643
Customer satisfaction with Costco (Consumer Satisfaction)818383838381




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  1. Data dredging: I have 25,237 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 636,906,169 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Very low n: There are not many data points included in this analysis. Even if the p-value is high, we should be suspicious of using so few datapoints in a correlation.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([6.25,7,6.8333,6.5789,6.8571,5.9643,])
array_2 = np.array([81,83,83,83,83,81,])
array_1_name = "How cool Technology Connections YouTube video titles are"
array_2_name = "Customer satisfaction with Costco"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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