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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is How professional-sounding CGP Grey YouTube video titles are and the second variable is Visitors to SeaWorld California.  The chart goes from 2011 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the sophistication of educational content rose, the tide turned for SeaWorld's attendance. It seems like as the pizzazz of CGP Grey's video titles increased, so did the lure of staying home and learning instead of splashing out on a trip to SeaWorld California. Looks like the real killer whale here is the quest for knowledge!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image that looks like a scene from a Pixar movie showing a computer screen displaying a video titled "The Intricacies of Political Systems" by CGP Grey, with a sleek and professional font. In the background, depict a deserted SeaWorld California with empty dolphin and orca show stands, signaling a decline in visitors. The scene should feel nostalgic and contemplative, capturing the intersection of modern technology and the fading appeal of traditional attractions. Include subtle details such as beams of sunlight streaming through the empty stands, evoking a sense of wistfulness and change. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: How professional-sounding CGP Grey YouTube video titles are and Visitors to SeaWorld California. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cutsy art illustration An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie Cutsy art illustration Sci-fi fantacy Symbolism
ChatGPT: An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both How professional-sounding CGP Grey YouTube video titles are and Visitors to SeaWorld California, in the following situation: As the sophistication of educational content rose, the tide turned for SeaWorld's attendance. It seems like as the pizzazz of CGP Grey's video titles increased, so did the lure of staying home and learning instead of splashing out on a trip to SeaWorld California. Looks like the real killer whale here is the quest for knowledge!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In the first scene, we see a computer screen displaying a video titled "The Intricacies of Political Systems" by CGP Grey, with a sleek and professional font. In the background, we see a deserted SeaWorld California with empty dolphin and orca show stands, signaling a decline in visitors.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie ] and depicting this scene: In the first scene, we see a computer screen displaying a video titled "The Intricacies of Political Systems" by CGP Grey, with a sleek and professional font. In the background, we see a deserted SeaWorld California with empty dolphin and orca show stands, signaling a decline in visitors. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image that looks like a scene from a Pixar movie showing a computer screen displaying a video titled "The Intricacies of Political Systems" by CGP Grey, with a sleek and professional font. In the background, depict a deserted SeaWorld California with empty dolphin and orca show stands, signaling a decline in visitors. The scene should feel nostalgic and contemplative, capturing the intersection of modern technology and the fading appeal of traditional attractions. Include subtle details such as beams of sunlight streaming through the empty stands, evoking a sense of wistfulness and change.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in How professional-sounding CGP Grey YouTube video titles are caused Visitors to SeaWorld California to decrease. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Professional Prowess of CGP Grey: Phrases and Phantoms at SeaWorld

Journal of Marine Linguistics

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How professional-sounding CGP Grey YouTube video titles are and Visitors to SeaWorld California. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and TEA to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8047724 and p < 0.01 for 2011 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Professional Prowess of CGP Grey: Phrases and Phantoms at SeaWorld

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the influence of professional-sounding video titles by the esteemed CGP Grey on the number of visitors to SeaWorld California. Leveraging advanced AI analysis of YouTube video titles and TEA (Title-Effectiveness Assessment), we aimed to uncover the mysterious connection between the linguistic finesse of CGP Grey's videos and the foot traffic at the marine park. Our findings reveal a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.8047724 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 2011 to 2021, highlighting the remarkable impact of well-crafted video titles. Our research sheds light on the intriguing interplay between internet content and real-world consumer behavior, while also providing a whimsical look into the world of digital influence and marine amusement.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How professional-sounding CGP Grey YouTube video titles are and Visitors to SeaWorld California. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Professional Prowess of CGP Grey: Phrases and Phantoms at SeaWorld

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the influence of professional-sounding video titles by the esteemed CGP Grey on the number of visitors to SeaWorld California. Leveraging advanced AI analysis of YouTube video titles and TEA (Title-Effectiveness Assessment), we aimed to uncover the mysterious connection between the linguistic finesse of CGP Grey's videos and the foot traffic at the marine park. Our findings reveal a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.8047724 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 2011 to 2021, highlighting the remarkable impact of well-crafted video titles. Our research sheds light on the intriguing interplay between internet content and real-world consumer behavior, while also providing a whimsical look into the world of digital influence and marine amusement.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The captivating world of online content creation has become an intricate tapestry of captivating visuals, engaging narratives, and snappy titles designed to capture the elusive attention of internet denizens. Amidst this virtual menagerie, CGP Grey has risen as a prolific purveyor of educational and thought-provoking videos, offering a melange of informative content wrapped in the guise of enigmatic titles. Meanwhile, SeaWorld California stands as a bastion of aquatic entertainment, beckoning visitors to frolic amidst the splendor of marine life. These seemingly disparate realms intersect in an unexpected fusion as we delve into the whimsical relationship between CGP Grey's professional-sounding video titles and the footfall at SeaWorld California.

In the annals of internet lore, CGP Grey has established himself as a maestro of cerebral content, bedecking his videos with titles that exude an air of erudition and intrigue. From "The Rules for Rulers" to "The Fable of the Dragon-Tyrant," each title appears as a cryptic cipher, enticing viewers to unravel the mysteries that lie within. As observers of linguistic wizardry, we are intrigued by the potential allure of these meticulously crafted titles – could their eloquence and gravitas hold sway over the decision of prospective SeaWorld visitors?

On the other side of this perceptual coin lies the aquatic wonderland of SeaWorld California, wherein guests are marveled by the grace of aquatic denizens and the spectacle of marine prowess. We are bestowed with the opportunity to examine the interplay of CGP Grey's title craftsmanship and the ebb and flow of visitors to this aquatic paradise. Through the hallowed halls of statistical analysis and the enchanted woods of data science, we embark on a journey to illuminate the obscure corridors of these phenomena, unraveling the enigma that lies at their intersection.

By harnessing the power of advanced AI analysis and the mystical apparatus of TEA (Title-Effectiveness Assessment), we seek to extract meaning from the chimeric dance of YouTube titles and real-world consumer behavior. While the pursuit of knowledge forms the bedrock of our expedition, we approach our inquiry with a sense of levity, acknowledging the serendipitous nature of our pursuit. As we peer into this whimsical realm of digital influence and marine amusement, we are compelled to embrace the mirthful allure that infuses our scholarly journey. Let us now embark on this curious odyssey, straddling the realms of linguistic finesse and marine charm, as we seek to unravel the profound connection between CGP Grey's video titles and the allure of SeaWorld California.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How professional-sounding CGP Grey YouTube video titles are and Visitors to SeaWorld California. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading the backs of shampoo bottles.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Professional Prowess of CGP Grey: Phrases and Phantoms at SeaWorld

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the influence of professional-sounding video titles by the esteemed CGP Grey on the number of visitors to SeaWorld California. Leveraging advanced AI analysis of YouTube video titles and TEA (Title-Effectiveness Assessment), we aimed to uncover the mysterious connection between the linguistic finesse of CGP Grey's videos and the foot traffic at the marine park. Our findings reveal a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.8047724 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 2011 to 2021, highlighting the remarkable impact of well-crafted video titles. Our research sheds light on the intriguing interplay between internet content and real-world consumer behavior, while also providing a whimsical look into the world of digital influence and marine amusement.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The captivating world of online content creation has become an intricate tapestry of captivating visuals, engaging narratives, and snappy titles designed to capture the elusive attention of internet denizens. Amidst this virtual menagerie, CGP Grey has risen as a prolific purveyor of educational and thought-provoking videos, offering a melange of informative content wrapped in the guise of enigmatic titles. Meanwhile, SeaWorld California stands as a bastion of aquatic entertainment, beckoning visitors to frolic amidst the splendor of marine life. These seemingly disparate realms intersect in an unexpected fusion as we delve into the whimsical relationship between CGP Grey's professional-sounding video titles and the footfall at SeaWorld California.
In the annals of internet lore, CGP Grey has established himself as a maestro of cerebral content, bedecking his videos with titles that exude an air of erudition and intrigue. From "The Rules for Rulers" to "The Fable of the Dragon-Tyrant," each title appears as a cryptic cipher, enticing viewers to unravel the mysteries that lie within. As observers of linguistic wizardry, we are intrigued by the potential allure of these meticulously crafted titles – could their eloquence and gravitas hold sway over the decision of prospective SeaWorld visitors?
On the other side of this perceptual coin lies the aquatic wonderland of SeaWorld California, wherein guests are marveled by the grace of aquatic denizens and the spectacle of marine prowess. We are bestowed with the opportunity to examine the interplay of CGP Grey's title craftsmanship and the ebb and flow of visitors to this aquatic paradise. Through the hallowed halls of statistical analysis and the enchanted woods of data science, we embark on a journey to illuminate the obscure corridors of these phenomena, unraveling the enigma that lies at their intersection.
By harnessing the power of advanced AI analysis and the mystical apparatus of TEA (Title-Effectiveness Assessment), we seek to extract meaning from the chimeric dance of YouTube titles and real-world consumer behavior. While the pursuit of knowledge forms the bedrock of our expedition, we approach our inquiry with a sense of levity, acknowledging the serendipitous nature of our pursuit. As we peer into this whimsical realm of digital influence and marine amusement, we are compelled to embrace the mirthful allure that infuses our scholarly journey. Let us now embark on this curious odyssey, straddling the realms of linguistic finesse and marine charm, as we seek to unravel the profound connection between CGP Grey's video titles and the allure of SeaWorld California.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "Smith, Doe, and Jones," the authors find that the usage of professional-sounding language in online content can significantly influence consumer behavior and decision-making processes. Furthermore, "Fisher and Price" delve into the world of cognitive psychology to illustrate how language can exert a profound impact on individual perceptions of authority and expertise, thus shaping their preferences and choices.

Turning to non-fiction books, "Made to Stick" by Chip Heath and Dan Heath provides valuable insights into crafting compelling messages that resonate with audiences, which may hold relevance in understanding the allure of CGP Grey's enigmatic video titles. "Influence: The Psychology of Persuasion" by Robert B. Cialdini offers a nuanced exploration of the mechanisms through which persuasive language can sway consumer decisions, potentially shedding light on the impact of captivating titles in the digital sphere.

On the fictional front, "The Da Vinci Code" by Dan Brown and "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" by Stieg Larsson exemplify the potency of enigmatic titles in capturing the imagination of audiences, albeit in the realm of literature. While diverging from the direct focus of our study, these works serve as curious parallels to the mystique that CGP Grey's titles exude, hinting at the captivating power of linguistic intrigue across various mediums.

Venturing beyond the traditional confines of academic research, the authors of this paper adopt an unconventional approach to literature review by conducting a thorough analysis of the backs of shampoo bottles. Despite the initial skepticism surrounding this novel method, it surprisingly revealed a plethora of amusing anecdotes and quirky taglines, underscoring the pervasive influence of cleverly worded content on consumer perception. Embracing the idiosyncrasies of this journey, the authors gleaned valuable insights into the art of linguistic enchantment, reaffirming the whimsical nature of their academic pursuit.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How professional-sounding CGP Grey YouTube video titles are and Visitors to SeaWorld California. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and TEA . You used data from 2011 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Professional Prowess of CGP Grey: Phrases and Phantoms at SeaWorld

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the influence of professional-sounding video titles by the esteemed CGP Grey on the number of visitors to SeaWorld California. Leveraging advanced AI analysis of YouTube video titles and TEA (Title-Effectiveness Assessment), we aimed to uncover the mysterious connection between the linguistic finesse of CGP Grey's videos and the foot traffic at the marine park. Our findings reveal a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.8047724 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 2011 to 2021, highlighting the remarkable impact of well-crafted video titles. Our research sheds light on the intriguing interplay between internet content and real-world consumer behavior, while also providing a whimsical look into the world of digital influence and marine amusement.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The captivating world of online content creation has become an intricate tapestry of captivating visuals, engaging narratives, and snappy titles designed to capture the elusive attention of internet denizens. Amidst this virtual menagerie, CGP Grey has risen as a prolific purveyor of educational and thought-provoking videos, offering a melange of informative content wrapped in the guise of enigmatic titles. Meanwhile, SeaWorld California stands as a bastion of aquatic entertainment, beckoning visitors to frolic amidst the splendor of marine life. These seemingly disparate realms intersect in an unexpected fusion as we delve into the whimsical relationship between CGP Grey's professional-sounding video titles and the footfall at SeaWorld California.
In the annals of internet lore, CGP Grey has established himself as a maestro of cerebral content, bedecking his videos with titles that exude an air of erudition and intrigue. From "The Rules for Rulers" to "The Fable of the Dragon-Tyrant," each title appears as a cryptic cipher, enticing viewers to unravel the mysteries that lie within. As observers of linguistic wizardry, we are intrigued by the potential allure of these meticulously crafted titles – could their eloquence and gravitas hold sway over the decision of prospective SeaWorld visitors?
On the other side of this perceptual coin lies the aquatic wonderland of SeaWorld California, wherein guests are marveled by the grace of aquatic denizens and the spectacle of marine prowess. We are bestowed with the opportunity to examine the interplay of CGP Grey's title craftsmanship and the ebb and flow of visitors to this aquatic paradise. Through the hallowed halls of statistical analysis and the enchanted woods of data science, we embark on a journey to illuminate the obscure corridors of these phenomena, unraveling the enigma that lies at their intersection.
By harnessing the power of advanced AI analysis and the mystical apparatus of TEA (Title-Effectiveness Assessment), we seek to extract meaning from the chimeric dance of YouTube titles and real-world consumer behavior. While the pursuit of knowledge forms the bedrock of our expedition, we approach our inquiry with a sense of levity, acknowledging the serendipitous nature of our pursuit. As we peer into this whimsical realm of digital influence and marine amusement, we are compelled to embrace the mirthful allure that infuses our scholarly journey. Let us now embark on this curious odyssey, straddling the realms of linguistic finesse and marine charm, as we seek to unravel the profound connection between CGP Grey's video titles and the allure of SeaWorld California.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

In this study, our methodology was as intricate as a stingray's dance and as fascinating as a well-crafted pun. Leveraging the majesty of advanced AI analysis and the enigmatic TEA (Title-Effectiveness Assessment), we set out to traverse the digital seas of YouTube video titles and the terrestrial tides of SeaWorld California foot traffic.

First, we embarked on a quest to gather a trove of CGP Grey's video titles from the vast expanse of the internet. We harnessed the power of web-scraping tools to capture these elusive linguistic gems, carefully avoiding the siren's call of clickbait and uncovering only the most erudite and enigmatic titles. The data collection process was reminiscent of trawling the depths of cyberspace, where each title emerged as a shimmering pearl of linguistic finesse.

The next step in our methodology involved the utilization of advanced AI analysis to dissect the linguistic nuances and professional prowess embedded within CGP Grey's video titles. Through the use of natural language processing algorithms and semantic analysis, we endeavored to unlock the arcane secrets woven into these titles, akin to deciphering an ancient script left by a mischievous linguistic deity. This process required the finesse of a linguistic ninja and the tenacity of a lexical detective, as we sought to unravel the intricate tapestry of words that encapsulated the essence of CGP Grey's video content.

Simultaneously, our research team delved into the enigmatic world of TEA, employing its mystical apparatus to assess the effectiveness and allure of each video title. With the precision of a tea connoisseur distinguishing between oolong and pu-erh, we meticulously cataloged the impact of each title, seeking to uncover the hidden alchemy that could captivate the hearts and minds of potential viewers.

After the enthralling endeavor of deciphering CGP Grey's video titles, we turned our gaze toward the coastal realm of SeaWorld California. Drawing upon historical visitor data spanning from 2011 to 2021, we meticulously documented the ebb and flow of foot traffic at this aquatic wonderland. The statistical insight gained from this data was akin to navigating the fluctuating currents of consumer behavior, allowing us to visualize the tides of visitor engagement with a clarity reminiscent of a pristine aquarium tank.

With our sea of data in hand, we employed the venerable tools of statistical analysis to discern the correlation between the professional finesse of CGP Grey's video titles and the magnetism of SeaWorld California. Employing complex regression models and hypothesis testing, we traversed the wondrous landscape of quantitative analysis, navigating the turbulent waters of p-values and correlation coefficients with the expertise of seasoned cartographers.

In the spirit of rigorous scholarship and whimsical inquiry, we embraced the unconventional with a nod to the capricious nature of digital influence. Our methodology sought to honor the duality of erudition and amusement, weaving a narrative as intriguing as CGP Grey's titles and as captivating as the marine marvels of SeaWorld California.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How professional-sounding CGP Grey YouTube video titles are and Visitors to SeaWorld California. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and TEA .

For the time period 2011 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.8047724, r-squared of 0.6476585, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Professional Prowess of CGP Grey: Phrases and Phantoms at SeaWorld

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the influence of professional-sounding video titles by the esteemed CGP Grey on the number of visitors to SeaWorld California. Leveraging advanced AI analysis of YouTube video titles and TEA (Title-Effectiveness Assessment), we aimed to uncover the mysterious connection between the linguistic finesse of CGP Grey's videos and the foot traffic at the marine park. Our findings reveal a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.8047724 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 2011 to 2021, highlighting the remarkable impact of well-crafted video titles. Our research sheds light on the intriguing interplay between internet content and real-world consumer behavior, while also providing a whimsical look into the world of digital influence and marine amusement.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The captivating world of online content creation has become an intricate tapestry of captivating visuals, engaging narratives, and snappy titles designed to capture the elusive attention of internet denizens. Amidst this virtual menagerie, CGP Grey has risen as a prolific purveyor of educational and thought-provoking videos, offering a melange of informative content wrapped in the guise of enigmatic titles. Meanwhile, SeaWorld California stands as a bastion of aquatic entertainment, beckoning visitors to frolic amidst the splendor of marine life. These seemingly disparate realms intersect in an unexpected fusion as we delve into the whimsical relationship between CGP Grey's professional-sounding video titles and the footfall at SeaWorld California.
In the annals of internet lore, CGP Grey has established himself as a maestro of cerebral content, bedecking his videos with titles that exude an air of erudition and intrigue. From "The Rules for Rulers" to "The Fable of the Dragon-Tyrant," each title appears as a cryptic cipher, enticing viewers to unravel the mysteries that lie within. As observers of linguistic wizardry, we are intrigued by the potential allure of these meticulously crafted titles – could their eloquence and gravitas hold sway over the decision of prospective SeaWorld visitors?
On the other side of this perceptual coin lies the aquatic wonderland of SeaWorld California, wherein guests are marveled by the grace of aquatic denizens and the spectacle of marine prowess. We are bestowed with the opportunity to examine the interplay of CGP Grey's title craftsmanship and the ebb and flow of visitors to this aquatic paradise. Through the hallowed halls of statistical analysis and the enchanted woods of data science, we embark on a journey to illuminate the obscure corridors of these phenomena, unraveling the enigma that lies at their intersection.
By harnessing the power of advanced AI analysis and the mystical apparatus of TEA (Title-Effectiveness Assessment), we seek to extract meaning from the chimeric dance of YouTube titles and real-world consumer behavior. While the pursuit of knowledge forms the bedrock of our expedition, we approach our inquiry with a sense of levity, acknowledging the serendipitous nature of our pursuit. As we peer into this whimsical realm of digital influence and marine amusement, we are compelled to embrace the mirthful allure that infuses our scholarly journey. Let us now embark on this curious odyssey, straddling the realms of linguistic finesse and marine charm, as we seek to unravel the profound connection between CGP Grey's video titles and the allure of SeaWorld California.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our analysis yielded a notably robust correlation coefficient of 0.8047724 between the professional-sounding video titles of CGP Grey and the number of visitors to SeaWorld California, affirming a strong positive relationship between these seemingly divergent entities. Furthermore, the calculated r-squared value of 0.6476585 indicates that approximately 64.77% of the variance in SeaWorld visitation can be explained by variations in the linguistic finesse of the YouTube video titles. Notably, the p-value fell below the customary threshold of 0.01, underscoring the statistical significance of our observed association.

As displayed in Figure 1, the scatterplot vividly illustrates the compelling correlation between the two variables, depicting a discernible trajectory that mirrors the ebb and flow of SeaWorld visitors in response to the linguistic cadence of CGP Grey's video titles.

While the impressive statistical findings offer a concrete validation of the influence wielded by well-crafted video titles, we are left to ponder the tantalizing mystique that shrouds this peculiar connection. The resonance of erudition and intrigue emanating from CGP Grey's titles seemingly extends beyond the digital realm, traversing the ethereal boundaries of cyberspace to mold real-world consumer behavior.

This peculiar alliance between the cerebral charm of YouTube titles and the allure of marine amusement furnishes a whimsical tapestry of interwoven narratives, prompting us to reflect on the enigmatic forces that underpin our daily decisions. Indeed, it appears that the allure of linguistic finesse has transcended the confines of mere clickbait, evolving into a captivating force capable of shaping the path of leisurely voyagers through the corridors of marine enchantment.

In this revelatory juncture, our pursuit transcends the mere realm of statistical inquiry, inviting us to marvel at the kaleidoscopic interplay of digital influence and terrestrial amusement – a whimsical dance of phrases and phantoms that encapsulates the curious essence of human behavior.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How professional-sounding CGP Grey YouTube video titles are and Visitors to SeaWorld California. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The Professional Prowess of CGP Grey: Phrases and Phantoms at SeaWorld

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the influence of professional-sounding video titles by the esteemed CGP Grey on the number of visitors to SeaWorld California. Leveraging advanced AI analysis of YouTube video titles and TEA (Title-Effectiveness Assessment), we aimed to uncover the mysterious connection between the linguistic finesse of CGP Grey's videos and the foot traffic at the marine park. Our findings reveal a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.8047724 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 2011 to 2021, highlighting the remarkable impact of well-crafted video titles. Our research sheds light on the intriguing interplay between internet content and real-world consumer behavior, while also providing a whimsical look into the world of digital influence and marine amusement.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Smith, Doe, and Jones," the authors find that the usage of professional-sounding language in online content can significantly influence consumer behavior and decision-making processes. Furthermore, "Fisher and Price" delve into the world of cognitive psychology to illustrate how language can exert a profound impact on individual perceptions of authority and expertise, thus shaping their preferences and choices.
Turning to non-fiction books, "Made to Stick" by Chip Heath and Dan Heath provides valuable insights into crafting compelling messages that resonate with audiences, which may hold relevance in understanding the allure of CGP Grey's enigmatic video titles. "Influence: The Psychology of Persuasion" by Robert B. Cialdini offers a nuanced exploration of the mechanisms through which persuasive language can sway consumer decisions, potentially shedding light on the impact of captivating titles in the digital sphere.
On the fictional front, "The Da Vinci Code" by Dan Brown and "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" by Stieg Larsson exemplify the potency of enigmatic titles in capturing the imagination of audiences, albeit in the realm of literature. While diverging from the direct focus of our study, these works serve as curious parallels to the mystique that CGP Grey's titles exude, hinting at the captivating power of linguistic intrigue across various mediums.
Venturing beyond the traditional confines of academic research, the authors of this paper adopt an unconventional approach to literature review by conducting a thorough analysis of the backs of shampoo bottles. Despite the initial skepticism surrounding this novel method, it surprisingly revealed a plethora of amusing anecdotes and quirky taglines, underscoring the pervasive influence of cleverly worded content on consumer perception. Embracing the idiosyncrasies of this journey, the authors gleaned valuable insights into the art of linguistic enchantment, reaffirming the whimsical nature of their academic pursuit.

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis yielded a notably robust correlation coefficient of 0.8047724 between the professional-sounding video titles of CGP Grey and the number of visitors to SeaWorld California, affirming a strong positive relationship between these seemingly divergent entities. Furthermore, the calculated r-squared value of 0.6476585 indicates that approximately 64.77% of the variance in SeaWorld visitation can be explained by variations in the linguistic finesse of the YouTube video titles. Notably, the p-value fell below the customary threshold of 0.01, underscoring the statistical significance of our observed association.
As displayed in Figure 1, the scatterplot vividly illustrates the compelling correlation between the two variables, depicting a discernible trajectory that mirrors the ebb and flow of SeaWorld visitors in response to the linguistic cadence of CGP Grey's video titles.
While the impressive statistical findings offer a concrete validation of the influence wielded by well-crafted video titles, we are left to ponder the tantalizing mystique that shrouds this peculiar connection. The resonance of erudition and intrigue emanating from CGP Grey's titles seemingly extends beyond the digital realm, traversing the ethereal boundaries of cyberspace to mold real-world consumer behavior.
This peculiar alliance between the cerebral charm of YouTube titles and the allure of marine amusement furnishes a whimsical tapestry of interwoven narratives, prompting us to reflect on the enigmatic forces that underpin our daily decisions. Indeed, it appears that the allure of linguistic finesse has transcended the confines of mere clickbait, evolving into a captivating force capable of shaping the path of leisurely voyagers through the corridors of marine enchantment.
In this revelatory juncture, our pursuit transcends the mere realm of statistical inquiry, inviting us to marvel at the kaleidoscopic interplay of digital influence and terrestrial amusement – a whimsical dance of phrases and phantoms that encapsulates the curious essence of human behavior.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The intriguing interplay between linguistics and consumer behavior has long captivated the scholarly community, with efforts to decipher the enigmatic allure of well-crafted language manifesting in diverse realms. Embracing this whimsical quest, we plumbed the depths of professional-sounding video titles by the esteemed CGP Grey and their improbable link to the foot traffic at SeaWorld California. Our findings not only concur with the prior research that examined the impact of professional language on consumer decisions but also punctuate the surreal symphony of linguistic finesse and nautical amusement.

As our results unveil a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8047724, echoing the scholarly insights into the potent influence of language on decision-making processes. The resonance of erudition and intrigue emanating from CGP Grey's titles seemingly extends beyond the digital realm, traversing the ethereal boundaries of cyberspace to mold real-world consumer behavior. This tangible manifestation of the digital reverberation underscores the alluring caress of well-wrought linguistic harmony.

In a peculiar mirroring of the whimsy encountered in our search, our literature review ventured into uncharted territories, such as the unconventional analysis of the backs of shampoo bottles. Despite the initial whimsical skepticism surrounding our unconventional approach, it surprisingly unveiled amusing anecdotes and quirky taglines, signaling the pervasive influence of cleverly worded content on consumer perception. Beyond the overt jest, this unorthodox journey superimposes the jovially unexpected with a serious exploration of the art of linguistic enchantment, underscoring the symbiotic relationship between captivating language and human cognition.

The intertextual dance of professional-sounding phrases and the number of visitors to SeaWorld California not only mirrors the scholarly ponderings on the cognitive psychology of language and consumer behavior but also enriches the whimsical tapestry of our academic pursuit. In this capricious realm of digital influence and terrestrial amusement, the whimsical dance of erudition and escapade captivates the curious essence of human behavior, beckoning us to not only revel in the statistical triumph but also embrace the enchanting harmonies of linguistic enchantment.

Our findings not only echo the scholarly narratives of consumer behavior and linguistic allure but also elevate the tempestuous tango of phrases and phantoms to a whimsical reverie that engulfs the scholarly community in a joyous celebration of the intersection between serious inquiry and jovial musings. Thus, as we reflect on the curious forces that underpin our daily decisions, a whimsical resolve emerges – to not only unravel the statistical conundrums but also relish the capricious essence of linguistic finesse and terrestrial amusement.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How professional-sounding CGP Grey YouTube video titles are and Visitors to SeaWorld California. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Professional Prowess of CGP Grey: Phrases and Phantoms at SeaWorld

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the influence of professional-sounding video titles by the esteemed CGP Grey on the number of visitors to SeaWorld California. Leveraging advanced AI analysis of YouTube video titles and TEA (Title-Effectiveness Assessment), we aimed to uncover the mysterious connection between the linguistic finesse of CGP Grey's videos and the foot traffic at the marine park. Our findings reveal a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.8047724 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 2011 to 2021, highlighting the remarkable impact of well-crafted video titles. Our research sheds light on the intriguing interplay between internet content and real-world consumer behavior, while also providing a whimsical look into the world of digital influence and marine amusement.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The captivating world of online content creation has become an intricate tapestry of captivating visuals, engaging narratives, and snappy titles designed to capture the elusive attention of internet denizens. Amidst this virtual menagerie, CGP Grey has risen as a prolific purveyor of educational and thought-provoking videos, offering a melange of informative content wrapped in the guise of enigmatic titles. Meanwhile, SeaWorld California stands as a bastion of aquatic entertainment, beckoning visitors to frolic amidst the splendor of marine life. These seemingly disparate realms intersect in an unexpected fusion as we delve into the whimsical relationship between CGP Grey's professional-sounding video titles and the footfall at SeaWorld California.
In the annals of internet lore, CGP Grey has established himself as a maestro of cerebral content, bedecking his videos with titles that exude an air of erudition and intrigue. From "The Rules for Rulers" to "The Fable of the Dragon-Tyrant," each title appears as a cryptic cipher, enticing viewers to unravel the mysteries that lie within. As observers of linguistic wizardry, we are intrigued by the potential allure of these meticulously crafted titles – could their eloquence and gravitas hold sway over the decision of prospective SeaWorld visitors?
On the other side of this perceptual coin lies the aquatic wonderland of SeaWorld California, wherein guests are marveled by the grace of aquatic denizens and the spectacle of marine prowess. We are bestowed with the opportunity to examine the interplay of CGP Grey's title craftsmanship and the ebb and flow of visitors to this aquatic paradise. Through the hallowed halls of statistical analysis and the enchanted woods of data science, we embark on a journey to illuminate the obscure corridors of these phenomena, unraveling the enigma that lies at their intersection.
By harnessing the power of advanced AI analysis and the mystical apparatus of TEA (Title-Effectiveness Assessment), we seek to extract meaning from the chimeric dance of YouTube titles and real-world consumer behavior. While the pursuit of knowledge forms the bedrock of our expedition, we approach our inquiry with a sense of levity, acknowledging the serendipitous nature of our pursuit. As we peer into this whimsical realm of digital influence and marine amusement, we are compelled to embrace the mirthful allure that infuses our scholarly journey. Let us now embark on this curious odyssey, straddling the realms of linguistic finesse and marine charm, as we seek to unravel the profound connection between CGP Grey's video titles and the allure of SeaWorld California.

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis yielded a notably robust correlation coefficient of 0.8047724 between the professional-sounding video titles of CGP Grey and the number of visitors to SeaWorld California, affirming a strong positive relationship between these seemingly divergent entities. Furthermore, the calculated r-squared value of 0.6476585 indicates that approximately 64.77% of the variance in SeaWorld visitation can be explained by variations in the linguistic finesse of the YouTube video titles. Notably, the p-value fell below the customary threshold of 0.01, underscoring the statistical significance of our observed association.
As displayed in Figure 1, the scatterplot vividly illustrates the compelling correlation between the two variables, depicting a discernible trajectory that mirrors the ebb and flow of SeaWorld visitors in response to the linguistic cadence of CGP Grey's video titles.
While the impressive statistical findings offer a concrete validation of the influence wielded by well-crafted video titles, we are left to ponder the tantalizing mystique that shrouds this peculiar connection. The resonance of erudition and intrigue emanating from CGP Grey's titles seemingly extends beyond the digital realm, traversing the ethereal boundaries of cyberspace to mold real-world consumer behavior.
This peculiar alliance between the cerebral charm of YouTube titles and the allure of marine amusement furnishes a whimsical tapestry of interwoven narratives, prompting us to reflect on the enigmatic forces that underpin our daily decisions. Indeed, it appears that the allure of linguistic finesse has transcended the confines of mere clickbait, evolving into a captivating force capable of shaping the path of leisurely voyagers through the corridors of marine enchantment.
In this revelatory juncture, our pursuit transcends the mere realm of statistical inquiry, inviting us to marvel at the kaleidoscopic interplay of digital influence and terrestrial amusement – a whimsical dance of phrases and phantoms that encapsulates the curious essence of human behavior.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In the illustrious realm of digital discourse and marine merriment, our study has unearthed a captivating correlation between the eloquence of CGP Grey's YouTube video titles and the footfall at SeaWorld California. The statistical prowess of our analysis, bolstered by a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8047724 and a p-value of less than 0.01, showcases the whimsical interplay between linguistic finesse and real-world consumer behavior.

As we gaze upon the scatterplot, the ebb and flow of SeaWorld visitors unfolds as a whimsical waltz, mirroring the rhythmic cadence of CGP Grey's enigmatic titles. The siren call of erudition and intrigue permeates the digital realm, transcending the confines of cyberspace to beckon seekers of aquatic wonder.

This revelation beckons forth a mirthful reflection upon the kinship of our linguistic wanderings and the terrestrial allure of marine amusement. It appears that the allure of well-crafted titles extends beyond mere clickbait, weaving a tapestry of influence that shapes the course of leisurely sojourners through the hallowed halls of aquatic enchantment.

As the curtain falls on this curious odyssey, we find ourselves compelled to embrace the whimsical allure that permeates our scholarly endeavor. It is with a lighthearted gravitas that we assert the profound connection between CGP Grey's lexical prowess and the realm of SeaWorld California, signifying that no additional research in this area is needed. For now, let us bid adieu to this peculiar juncture of linguistic sorcery and maritime charm, savoring the delightful resonance that lingers within its enigmatic corridors.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Professional Prowess of CGP Grey: Phrases and Phantoms at SeaWorld. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Marine Linguistics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Professional Prowess of CGP Grey: Phrases and Phantoms at SeaWorld. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Whimsical Studies and Imaginary Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Professional Prowess of CGP Grey: Phrases and Phantoms at SeaWorld with an abstract of In this study, we investigate the influence of professional-sounding video titles by the esteemed CGP Grey on the number of visitors to SeaWorld California. Leveraging advanced AI analysis of YouTube video titles and TEA (Title-Effectiveness Assessment), we aimed to uncover the mysterious connection between the linguistic finesse of CGP Grey's videos and the foot traffic at the marine park. Our findings reveal a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.8047724 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 2011 to 2021, highlighting the remarkable impact of well-crafted video titles. Our research sheds light on the intriguing interplay between internet content and real-world consumer behavior, while also providing a whimsical look into the world of digital influence and marine amusement.

ChatGPT:

CGP Grey, professional video titles, SeaWorld California, influence of video titles, YouTube video titles, TEA, Title-Effectiveness Assessment, linguistic finesse, foot traffic, correlation coefficient, statistically significant, internet content, consumer behavior, digital influence, marine amusement

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Data details

How professional-sounding CGP Grey YouTube video titles are
Detailed data title: How professional-sounding CGP Grey YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI.
Source: AI analysis of YouTube video titles
Additional Info: I asked a large language model, 'On a scale of 1-10, how _______ do you think this YouTube video title is?' for every video.

See what else correlates with How professional-sounding CGP Grey YouTube video titles are

Visitors to SeaWorld California
Detailed data title: SeaWorld California visitor count
Source: TEA
See what else correlates with Visitors to SeaWorld California

Correlation r = 0.8047724 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.6476585 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 64.8% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Visitors to SeaWorld California) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., How professional-sounding CGP Grey YouTube video titles are) over the 11 years from 2011 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.0028. 0.0028107549928215467000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.8 in 0.28% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 356 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 10 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 10 because we have two variables measured over a period of 11 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.4, 0.95 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
How professional-sounding CGP Grey YouTube video titles are (Score (out of 10))7.55567.40916.72737.55566.77787.27276.256.86.92315.84216.4
Visitors to SeaWorld California (Visitors)4.2944.4444.3113.7943.5283.5283.13.7233.7311.1392.8




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,237 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 636,906,169 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Confounding variable: 2020 is particularly different from the other years on this graph. Confounding variables (like global pandemics) will cause two variables to look connected when in fact a "sneaky third" variable is influencing both of them behind the scenes.
  5. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([7.5556,7.4091,6.7273,7.5556,6.7778,7.2727,6.25,6.8,6.9231,5.8421,6.4,])
array_2 = np.array([4.294,4.444,4.311,3.794,3.528,3.528,3.1,3.723,3.731,1.139,2.8,])
array_1_name = "How professional-sounding CGP Grey YouTube video titles are"
array_2_name = "Visitors to SeaWorld California"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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