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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is How clickbait-y MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are and the second variable is Customer satisfaction with Macy's.  The chart goes from 2013 to 2020, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

MinuteEarth is secretly embedding subliminal messages about Macy's in their clickbait titles, creating a Pavlovian response of happiness and contentment with the department store. This has led to a strange but undeniable link between catchy video titles and people's overall shopping experiences.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [DALLE-3 prompt: A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s] Generate a scene in a comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s. The scene features a laptop screen showing a MinuteEarth video with a flashy clickbait title that reads "Unbelievable Secrets About Earth! You Won't Believe #5!" The laptop screen is surrounded by an array of dots and lines, emphasizing its digital nature. In the background, a group of smiling customers leaving Macy's with bags in hand, clearly content and satisfied with their shopping experience. The two visuals are connected by a subtle brain-shaped icon hovering between them, hinting at the subconscious link between the clickbait titles and positive feelings towards Macy's. The overall visual depiction is simple, without any words or speech bubbles. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: How clickbait-y MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are and Customer satisfaction with Macy's. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Data cyber art A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie Woodblock painting Art nouveau
ChatGPT: A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both How clickbait-y MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are and Customer satisfaction with Macy's, in the following situation: MinuteEarth is secretly embedding subliminal messages about Macy's in their clickbait titles, creating a Pavlovian response of happiness and contentment with the department store. This has led to a strange but undeniable link between catchy video titles and people's overall shopping experiences.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In the scene, we see a laptop screen showing a MinuteEarth video with a flashy clickbait title that reads "Unbelievable Secrets About Earth! You Won't Believe #5!" Meanwhile, we see a group of smiling customers leaving Macy's with bags in hand, clearly content and satisfied with their shopping experience. The two visuals are connected by a subtle brain-shaped icon hovering between them, hinting at the subconscious link between the clickbait titles and positive feelings towards Macy's.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s ] and depicting this scene: In the scene, we see a laptop screen showing a MinuteEarth video with a flashy clickbait title that reads "Unbelievable Secrets About Earth! You Won't Believe #5!" Meanwhile, we see a group of smiling customers leaving Macy's with bags in hand, clearly content and satisfied with their shopping experience. The two visuals are connected by a subtle brain-shaped icon hovering between them, hinting at the subconscious link between the clickbait titles and positive feelings towards Macy's. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [DALLE-3 prompt: A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s] Generate a scene in a comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s. The scene features a laptop screen showing a MinuteEarth video with a flashy clickbait title that reads "Unbelievable Secrets About Earth! You Won't Believe #5!" The laptop screen is surrounded by an array of dots and lines, emphasizing its digital nature. In the background, a group of smiling customers leaving Macy's with bags in hand, clearly content and satisfied with their shopping experience. The two visuals are connected by a subtle brain-shaped icon hovering between them, hinting at the subconscious link between the clickbait titles and positive feelings towards Macy's. The overall visual depiction is simple, without any words or speech bubbles.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in How clickbait-y MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are caused Customer satisfaction with Macy's to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Catching Clicks: Correlating Clickbait-y Content with Customer Cravings

The Journal of Impulse Marketing Research

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How clickbait-y MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are and Customer satisfaction with Macy's. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and American Customer Satisfaction Index to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8854937 and p < 0.01 for 2013 to 2020.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Catching Clicks: Correlating Clickbait-y Content with Customer Cravings

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper examines the relationship between the clickbait-like titles of MinuteEarth YouTube videos and customer satisfaction with Macy's, utilizing data from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and the American Customer Satisfaction Index. Our study reveals a significant correlation coefficient of 0.8854937 and p < 0.01 for the years 2013 to 2020. The findings suggest a noteworthy connection between the attention-grabbing nature of video titles and the level of satisfaction experienced by customers at a renowned retail chain.

Our investigation not only provides empirical evidence of the potential influence of clickbait-style content on customer preferences, but also sheds light on the unexpected interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated realms of the digital world and consumer experience. One might say the relationship between clickbait-y content and customer satisfaction is "clicks and mortar," a play on the hybridization of online and offline retail. This work contributes to a deeper understanding of the underlying factors shaping consumer behavior and preference in the digital age, while adding a dash of humor to the often serious realm of academic research.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How clickbait-y MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are and Customer satisfaction with Macy's. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Catching Clicks: Correlating Clickbait-y Content with Customer Cravings

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper examines the relationship between the clickbait-like titles of MinuteEarth YouTube videos and customer satisfaction with Macy's, utilizing data from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and the American Customer Satisfaction Index. Our study reveals a significant correlation coefficient of 0.8854937 and p < 0.01 for the years 2013 to 2020. The findings suggest a noteworthy connection between the attention-grabbing nature of video titles and the level of satisfaction experienced by customers at a renowned retail chain.

Our investigation not only provides empirical evidence of the potential influence of clickbait-style content on customer preferences, but also sheds light on the unexpected interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated realms of the digital world and consumer experience. One might say the relationship between clickbait-y content and customer satisfaction is "clicks and mortar," a play on the hybridization of online and offline retail. This work contributes to a deeper understanding of the underlying factors shaping consumer behavior and preference in the digital age, while adding a dash of humor to the often serious realm of academic research.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

In the realm of online content, the use of attention-grabbing, sensationalized titles—commonly known as "clickbait"—is a ubiquitous strategy employed to lure unsuspecting internet users into clicking on a given link. These titles often promise exciting revelations or incredible discoveries, only to deliver content that fails to live up to the lofty expectations they created. *It's like promising a friend a grand surprise, but then only delivering a puny cake with a single candle.* However, the exact impact of such tactics on the realm of consumer satisfaction has remained a topic of substantial debate and conjecture.

Meanwhile, the retail industry is constantly striving to understand and meet the needs and desires of its customers. In this pursuit, measures of customer satisfaction play a pivotal role. Retailers endeavor to uncover the factors that influence customer satisfaction, as it has direct implications on customer loyalty, word-of-mouth promotion, and ultimately, financial performance. *It's like a game of chess, where each move influences the final checkmate.* Amidst this backdrop, the present study sets out to explore the potential link between the clickbait-like titles of MinuteEarth YouTube videos and customer satisfaction with Macy's.

At first glance, it may appear that MinuteEarth's educational content and Macy's retail offerings have little in common, *like comparing apples and oranges,* but our analysis reveals a surprisingly robust association between the two. By delving into this connection, we aim to offer insights that could benefit both content creators and retailers, shedding light on the intricate web of factors that shape consumer behavior and satisfaction in the contemporary digital landscape. *This research is like a multitasking octopus, branching out into unexpected domains and making connections that seem improbable at first glance.*

As we embark on this scholarly investigation, we seek to unravel the "clickbait conundrum": do the sensationalized titles of MinuteEarth's video content exert an influence on the satisfaction levels of Macy's customers? Our pursuit of answers not only adds a new dimension to the understanding of consumer preferences and behavior but also seeks to inject a touch of levity into the often serious and sobering world of academic inquiry. *After all, who said academic research can't have a little bit of flair and fun?*


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How clickbait-y MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are and Customer satisfaction with Macy's. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading CVS receipts.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Catching Clicks: Correlating Clickbait-y Content with Customer Cravings

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper examines the relationship between the clickbait-like titles of MinuteEarth YouTube videos and customer satisfaction with Macy's, utilizing data from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and the American Customer Satisfaction Index. Our study reveals a significant correlation coefficient of 0.8854937 and p < 0.01 for the years 2013 to 2020. The findings suggest a noteworthy connection between the attention-grabbing nature of video titles and the level of satisfaction experienced by customers at a renowned retail chain.

Our investigation not only provides empirical evidence of the potential influence of clickbait-style content on customer preferences, but also sheds light on the unexpected interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated realms of the digital world and consumer experience. One might say the relationship between clickbait-y content and customer satisfaction is "clicks and mortar," a play on the hybridization of online and offline retail. This work contributes to a deeper understanding of the underlying factors shaping consumer behavior and preference in the digital age, while adding a dash of humor to the often serious realm of academic research.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the realm of online content, the use of attention-grabbing, sensationalized titles—commonly known as "clickbait"—is a ubiquitous strategy employed to lure unsuspecting internet users into clicking on a given link. These titles often promise exciting revelations or incredible discoveries, only to deliver content that fails to live up to the lofty expectations they created. *It's like promising a friend a grand surprise, but then only delivering a puny cake with a single candle.* However, the exact impact of such tactics on the realm of consumer satisfaction has remained a topic of substantial debate and conjecture.
Meanwhile, the retail industry is constantly striving to understand and meet the needs and desires of its customers. In this pursuit, measures of customer satisfaction play a pivotal role. Retailers endeavor to uncover the factors that influence customer satisfaction, as it has direct implications on customer loyalty, word-of-mouth promotion, and ultimately, financial performance. *It's like a game of chess, where each move influences the final checkmate.* Amidst this backdrop, the present study sets out to explore the potential link between the clickbait-like titles of MinuteEarth YouTube videos and customer satisfaction with Macy's.
At first glance, it may appear that MinuteEarth's educational content and Macy's retail offerings have little in common, *like comparing apples and oranges,* but our analysis reveals a surprisingly robust association between the two. By delving into this connection, we aim to offer insights that could benefit both content creators and retailers, shedding light on the intricate web of factors that shape consumer behavior and satisfaction in the contemporary digital landscape. *This research is like a multitasking octopus, branching out into unexpected domains and making connections that seem improbable at first glance.*
As we embark on this scholarly investigation, we seek to unravel the "clickbait conundrum": do the sensationalized titles of MinuteEarth's video content exert an influence on the satisfaction levels of Macy's customers? Our pursuit of answers not only adds a new dimension to the understanding of consumer preferences and behavior but also seeks to inject a touch of levity into the often serious and sobering world of academic inquiry. *After all, who said academic research can't have a little bit of flair and fun?*

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Several studies have delved into the persuasive power of clickbait titles and their impact on user behavior. Smith et al. (2017) investigate the role of clickbait in shaping information consumption patterns, while Doe (2018) explores the psychological mechanisms underlying the allure of clickbait. Jones (2019) examines the relationship between clickbait content and audience engagement, shedding light on the intricate dynamics at play in the online environment. This body of research depicts a complex interplay between the tantalizing nature of clickbait and human curiosity, presenting a multifaceted landscape for further exploration.

It seems that the lure of clickbait content is akin to a magnetic force, drawing in unsuspecting users with the promise of something sensational, only to leave them with a mere mirage. The paradoxical nature of clickbait's appeal is not lost on scholars, as the literature on this topic navigates the dichotomous realms of attraction and disappointment, mirroring the bittersweet experience of receiving a complementary pun from a stand-up comedian.

In addition to scholarly works, relevant non-fiction books such as "Hooked: How to Build Habit-Forming Products" by Nir Eyal and "Contagious: How to Build Word of Mouth in the Digital Age" by Jonah Berger provide valuable insights into the mechanisms of user engagement and the art of crafting compelling content. These texts offer a compelling narrative on the intricate strategies employed to captivate and retain audience attention in the digital space, akin to the craft of a seasoned jokester who knows just the right punchline to keep the audience hooked.

Further expanding the scope of inquiry, fiction works such as "The Art of Racing in the Rain" by Garth Stein and "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time" by Mark Haddon offer intriguing perspectives on the enigmatic nature of human behavior and cognition, stimulating reflection on the underlying drivers of decision-making and preference formation. These literary creations parallel the intricate dance between content creators and consumers, traversing the landscape of human experience with the finesse of a master storyteller.

Beyond the confines of traditional academic sources, the present investigation embraces an unconventional approach to broaden the understanding of the clickbait-consumer satisfaction nexus. Through a meticulous examination of eclectic sources including grocery store receipts, poorly written self-help booklets, and even the cryptic messages adorning fortune cookies, this study aims to capture the whimsical essence of the digital consumer landscape, adding a touch of levity to the scholarly discourse. This approach serves as a reminder that even in the pursuit of knowledge, a sprinkle of humor can illuminate the path to profound insights.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How clickbait-y MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are and Customer satisfaction with Macy's. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and American Customer Satisfaction Index . You used data from 2013 to 2020

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Catching Clicks: Correlating Clickbait-y Content with Customer Cravings

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper examines the relationship between the clickbait-like titles of MinuteEarth YouTube videos and customer satisfaction with Macy's, utilizing data from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and the American Customer Satisfaction Index. Our study reveals a significant correlation coefficient of 0.8854937 and p < 0.01 for the years 2013 to 2020. The findings suggest a noteworthy connection between the attention-grabbing nature of video titles and the level of satisfaction experienced by customers at a renowned retail chain.

Our investigation not only provides empirical evidence of the potential influence of clickbait-style content on customer preferences, but also sheds light on the unexpected interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated realms of the digital world and consumer experience. One might say the relationship between clickbait-y content and customer satisfaction is "clicks and mortar," a play on the hybridization of online and offline retail. This work contributes to a deeper understanding of the underlying factors shaping consumer behavior and preference in the digital age, while adding a dash of humor to the often serious realm of academic research.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the realm of online content, the use of attention-grabbing, sensationalized titles—commonly known as "clickbait"—is a ubiquitous strategy employed to lure unsuspecting internet users into clicking on a given link. These titles often promise exciting revelations or incredible discoveries, only to deliver content that fails to live up to the lofty expectations they created. *It's like promising a friend a grand surprise, but then only delivering a puny cake with a single candle.* However, the exact impact of such tactics on the realm of consumer satisfaction has remained a topic of substantial debate and conjecture.
Meanwhile, the retail industry is constantly striving to understand and meet the needs and desires of its customers. In this pursuit, measures of customer satisfaction play a pivotal role. Retailers endeavor to uncover the factors that influence customer satisfaction, as it has direct implications on customer loyalty, word-of-mouth promotion, and ultimately, financial performance. *It's like a game of chess, where each move influences the final checkmate.* Amidst this backdrop, the present study sets out to explore the potential link between the clickbait-like titles of MinuteEarth YouTube videos and customer satisfaction with Macy's.
At first glance, it may appear that MinuteEarth's educational content and Macy's retail offerings have little in common, *like comparing apples and oranges,* but our analysis reveals a surprisingly robust association between the two. By delving into this connection, we aim to offer insights that could benefit both content creators and retailers, shedding light on the intricate web of factors that shape consumer behavior and satisfaction in the contemporary digital landscape. *This research is like a multitasking octopus, branching out into unexpected domains and making connections that seem improbable at first glance.*
As we embark on this scholarly investigation, we seek to unravel the "clickbait conundrum": do the sensationalized titles of MinuteEarth's video content exert an influence on the satisfaction levels of Macy's customers? Our pursuit of answers not only adds a new dimension to the understanding of consumer preferences and behavior but also seeks to inject a touch of levity into the often serious and sobering world of academic inquiry. *After all, who said academic research can't have a little bit of flair and fun?*

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To uncover the potential relationship between the clickbait-like titles of MinuteEarth YouTube videos and customer satisfaction with Macy's, a multi-faceted research approach was employed. Data spanning the years 2013 to 2020 was gathered from diverse sources, including AI analysis of YouTube video titles and the American Customer Satisfaction Index (ACSI). The utilization of AI analysis allowed for the automated extraction and categorization of semantic elements within the video titles, while the ACSI provided comprehensive insights into customer satisfaction dynamics within the retail sector.

The initial step in the research process involved the compilation of a comprehensive dataset encompassing MinuteEarth YouTube video titles from the specified timeframe. Through the utilization of sophisticated AI algorithms, the clickbait-like characteristics of the video titles were objectively quantified, considering factors such as exaggerated claims, suspenseful language, and sensationalism. This step aimed to capture the essence of clickbait within the content of the video titles, thereby providing a robust foundation for subsequent analysis. *It's like using a magnifying glass to scrutinize every word for its clickbait potential - the Sherlock Holmes of AI at work.*

Simultaneously, ACSI data pertaining to customer satisfaction with Macy's over the designated period was meticulously collated and integrated into the research framework. The ACSI, a recognized and reliable measure of consumer sentiment, offered a nuanced understanding of customer preferences and contentment within the retail sphere. The integration of these disparate datasets permitted a holistic exploration of the potential interplay between attention-grabbing online content and consumer satisfaction at a prominent retail establishment. *It's as if we've crafted a scientific mashed-potato sculpture by blending YouTube titles with customer happiness data.*

Furthermore, statistical analyses, including correlation coefficients and regression models, were applied to the amalgamated dataset to discern any discernible patterns or associations. The use of rigorous statistical methods facilitated the identification of potential connections between the clickbait-like attributes of MinuteEarth video titles and the levels of customer satisfaction exhibited by patrons of Macy's. This analytical phase aimed to unveil the underlying dynamics of consumer engagement and content reception within the context of clickbait-style content and retail customer experience. *It's akin to peeling back the layers of an onion to reveal the pungent truth about the relationship between clickbait and customer satisfaction.*

Lastly, to ensure the robustness and validity of the findings, sensitivity analyses and cross-validation techniques were employed to assess the stability and generalizability of the observed relationships. These methodological safeguards enhanced the credibility of the study's outcomes, lending greater confidence to the derived insights and conclusions. *We didn't just take the results at face value; we put them through the wringer to ensure their integrity.*

Through the concerted implementation of these methodological strategies, the research endeavors to unravel the enigmatic connection between clickbait-y content and customer satisfaction, while injecting a touch of scholarly humor into the otherwise austere domain of academic inquiry.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How clickbait-y MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are and Customer satisfaction with Macy's. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and American Customer Satisfaction Index .

For the time period 2013 to 2020, you found a correlation 0.8854937, r-squared of 0.7840991, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Catching Clicks: Correlating Clickbait-y Content with Customer Cravings

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper examines the relationship between the clickbait-like titles of MinuteEarth YouTube videos and customer satisfaction with Macy's, utilizing data from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and the American Customer Satisfaction Index. Our study reveals a significant correlation coefficient of 0.8854937 and p < 0.01 for the years 2013 to 2020. The findings suggest a noteworthy connection between the attention-grabbing nature of video titles and the level of satisfaction experienced by customers at a renowned retail chain.

Our investigation not only provides empirical evidence of the potential influence of clickbait-style content on customer preferences, but also sheds light on the unexpected interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated realms of the digital world and consumer experience. One might say the relationship between clickbait-y content and customer satisfaction is "clicks and mortar," a play on the hybridization of online and offline retail. This work contributes to a deeper understanding of the underlying factors shaping consumer behavior and preference in the digital age, while adding a dash of humor to the often serious realm of academic research.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
In the realm of online content, the use of attention-grabbing, sensationalized titles—commonly known as "clickbait"—is a ubiquitous strategy employed to lure unsuspecting internet users into clicking on a given link. These titles often promise exciting revelations or incredible discoveries, only to deliver content that fails to live up to the lofty expectations they created. *It's like promising a friend a grand surprise, but then only delivering a puny cake with a single candle.* However, the exact impact of such tactics on the realm of consumer satisfaction has remained a topic of substantial debate and conjecture.
Meanwhile, the retail industry is constantly striving to understand and meet the needs and desires of its customers. In this pursuit, measures of customer satisfaction play a pivotal role. Retailers endeavor to uncover the factors that influence customer satisfaction, as it has direct implications on customer loyalty, word-of-mouth promotion, and ultimately, financial performance. *It's like a game of chess, where each move influences the final checkmate.* Amidst this backdrop, the present study sets out to explore the potential link between the clickbait-like titles of MinuteEarth YouTube videos and customer satisfaction with Macy's.
At first glance, it may appear that MinuteEarth's educational content and Macy's retail offerings have little in common, *like comparing apples and oranges,* but our analysis reveals a surprisingly robust association between the two. By delving into this connection, we aim to offer insights that could benefit both content creators and retailers, shedding light on the intricate web of factors that shape consumer behavior and satisfaction in the contemporary digital landscape. *This research is like a multitasking octopus, branching out into unexpected domains and making connections that seem improbable at first glance.*
As we embark on this scholarly investigation, we seek to unravel the "clickbait conundrum": do the sensationalized titles of MinuteEarth's video content exert an influence on the satisfaction levels of Macy's customers? Our pursuit of answers not only adds a new dimension to the understanding of consumer preferences and behavior but also seeks to inject a touch of levity into the often serious and sobering world of academic inquiry. *After all, who said academic research can't have a little bit of flair and fun?*

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis revealed a strong positive correlation between the clickbait-like titles of MinuteEarth YouTube videos and customer satisfaction with Macy's. The correlation coefficient of 0.8854937 and the r-squared value of 0.7840991 indicate a robust and statistically significant relationship between the variables, with p < 0.01. The scatterplot in Fig. 1 vividly illustrates the pronounced association, serving as a visual testament to the substantial link between the attention-grabbing nature of video titles and the level of satisfaction experienced by customers at Macy's.

The positive correlation observed between clickbait-y content and customer satisfaction prompts further contemplation on the potential mechanisms underlying this connection. Perhaps the allure of intriguing titles primes consumers for a more receptive, positively predisposed mindset when engaging with subsequent content, analogous to the effect of an engaging novel's enticing cover on its reader's overall satisfaction. However, the exact pathways through which clickbait-y content influences customer satisfaction warrant meticulous exploration in future research endeavors.

Amidst the empirical findings lies a noteworthy revelation - the seemingly disparate realms of educational video content and retail customer satisfaction are not as disconnected as one might initially assume. The marriage of these distinct domains in our research substantiates the unexpected interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated spheres in the digital era, akin to uncovering a hidden link between two vastly different puzzle pieces. One might even say that the relationship between clickbait-y content and customer satisfaction is akin to discovering a long-lost twin - unexpected, yet undeniably intriguing.

The revelation of the substantial correlation underscores the influential role of online content in shaping consumer experiences, prompting contemplation on the potential implications for both content creators and retailers. This significant finding not only enriches our understanding of consumer behavior and preferences in the digital age but also highlights the captivating interplay between seemingly incongruent facets of the online landscape and the world of consumer satisfaction.

In light of these findings, it becomes evident that the captivating and attention-grabbing nature of online content possesses an unforeseen influence on consumer satisfaction in the retail industry, prompting contemplation on the strategic implications for retailers seeking to enhance customer experiences. While this unexpected connection adds a new layer of complexity to the digital realm, it also injects a dose of curiosity and intrigue into the often predictable landscape of academic research.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How clickbait-y MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are and Customer satisfaction with Macy's. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Catching Clicks: Correlating Clickbait-y Content with Customer Cravings

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper examines the relationship between the clickbait-like titles of MinuteEarth YouTube videos and customer satisfaction with Macy's, utilizing data from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and the American Customer Satisfaction Index. Our study reveals a significant correlation coefficient of 0.8854937 and p < 0.01 for the years 2013 to 2020. The findings suggest a noteworthy connection between the attention-grabbing nature of video titles and the level of satisfaction experienced by customers at a renowned retail chain.

Our investigation not only provides empirical evidence of the potential influence of clickbait-style content on customer preferences, but also sheds light on the unexpected interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated realms of the digital world and consumer experience. One might say the relationship between clickbait-y content and customer satisfaction is "clicks and mortar," a play on the hybridization of online and offline retail. This work contributes to a deeper understanding of the underlying factors shaping consumer behavior and preference in the digital age, while adding a dash of humor to the often serious realm of academic research.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Several studies have delved into the persuasive power of clickbait titles and their impact on user behavior. Smith et al. (2017) investigate the role of clickbait in shaping information consumption patterns, while Doe (2018) explores the psychological mechanisms underlying the allure of clickbait. Jones (2019) examines the relationship between clickbait content and audience engagement, shedding light on the intricate dynamics at play in the online environment. This body of research depicts a complex interplay between the tantalizing nature of clickbait and human curiosity, presenting a multifaceted landscape for further exploration.
It seems that the lure of clickbait content is akin to a magnetic force, drawing in unsuspecting users with the promise of something sensational, only to leave them with a mere mirage. The paradoxical nature of clickbait's appeal is not lost on scholars, as the literature on this topic navigates the dichotomous realms of attraction and disappointment, mirroring the bittersweet experience of receiving a complementary pun from a stand-up comedian.
In addition to scholarly works, relevant non-fiction books such as "Hooked: How to Build Habit-Forming Products" by Nir Eyal and "Contagious: How to Build Word of Mouth in the Digital Age" by Jonah Berger provide valuable insights into the mechanisms of user engagement and the art of crafting compelling content. These texts offer a compelling narrative on the intricate strategies employed to captivate and retain audience attention in the digital space, akin to the craft of a seasoned jokester who knows just the right punchline to keep the audience hooked.
Further expanding the scope of inquiry, fiction works such as "The Art of Racing in the Rain" by Garth Stein and "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time" by Mark Haddon offer intriguing perspectives on the enigmatic nature of human behavior and cognition, stimulating reflection on the underlying drivers of decision-making and preference formation. These literary creations parallel the intricate dance between content creators and consumers, traversing the landscape of human experience with the finesse of a master storyteller.
Beyond the confines of traditional academic sources, the present investigation embraces an unconventional approach to broaden the understanding of the clickbait-consumer satisfaction nexus. Through a meticulous examination of eclectic sources including grocery store receipts, poorly written self-help booklets, and even the cryptic messages adorning fortune cookies, this study aims to capture the whimsical essence of the digital consumer landscape, adding a touch of levity to the scholarly discourse. This approach serves as a reminder that even in the pursuit of knowledge, a sprinkle of humor can illuminate the path to profound insights.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis revealed a strong positive correlation between the clickbait-like titles of MinuteEarth YouTube videos and customer satisfaction with Macy's. The correlation coefficient of 0.8854937 and the r-squared value of 0.7840991 indicate a robust and statistically significant relationship between the variables, with p < 0.01. The scatterplot in Fig. 1 vividly illustrates the pronounced association, serving as a visual testament to the substantial link between the attention-grabbing nature of video titles and the level of satisfaction experienced by customers at Macy's.
The positive correlation observed between clickbait-y content and customer satisfaction prompts further contemplation on the potential mechanisms underlying this connection. Perhaps the allure of intriguing titles primes consumers for a more receptive, positively predisposed mindset when engaging with subsequent content, analogous to the effect of an engaging novel's enticing cover on its reader's overall satisfaction. However, the exact pathways through which clickbait-y content influences customer satisfaction warrant meticulous exploration in future research endeavors.
Amidst the empirical findings lies a noteworthy revelation - the seemingly disparate realms of educational video content and retail customer satisfaction are not as disconnected as one might initially assume. The marriage of these distinct domains in our research substantiates the unexpected interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated spheres in the digital era, akin to uncovering a hidden link between two vastly different puzzle pieces. One might even say that the relationship between clickbait-y content and customer satisfaction is akin to discovering a long-lost twin - unexpected, yet undeniably intriguing.
The revelation of the substantial correlation underscores the influential role of online content in shaping consumer experiences, prompting contemplation on the potential implications for both content creators and retailers. This significant finding not only enriches our understanding of consumer behavior and preferences in the digital age but also highlights the captivating interplay between seemingly incongruent facets of the online landscape and the world of consumer satisfaction.
In light of these findings, it becomes evident that the captivating and attention-grabbing nature of online content possesses an unforeseen influence on consumer satisfaction in the retail industry, prompting contemplation on the strategic implications for retailers seeking to enhance customer experiences. While this unexpected connection adds a new layer of complexity to the digital realm, it also injects a dose of curiosity and intrigue into the often predictable landscape of academic research.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The significant positive correlation between the clickbait-like titles of MinuteEarth YouTube videos and customer satisfaction with Macy's, as documented in our study, supports and extends prior research in this domain. This finding aligns with the literature's portrayal of the persuasive power of clickbait titles and their impact on user behavior. The allure of intriguing titles primes consumers for a more receptive, positively predisposed mindset when engaging with subsequent content, akin to the effect of an engaging novel's enticing cover on its reader's overall satisfaction. Therefore, it is evident that the results of our study complement the existing body of knowledge on this topic.

The unexpected connection between seemingly unrelated realms of the digital world and consumer experience echoes the paradoxical nature of clickbait's appeal, as highlighted in the literature review. Just as the lure of clickbait content is akin to a magnetic force, drawing in unsuspecting users with the promise of something sensational, the link between clickbait-y content and customer satisfaction is akin to discovering a long-lost twin - unexpected, yet undeniably intriguing. It is clear that our findings offer a unique perspective on the intricate dynamics at play in the online environment, adding a touch of humor to the often serious realm of academic research.

Furthermore, our investigation has enriched the understanding of the potential influence of clickbait-style content on customer preferences, aligning with the broader context depicted in the literature review. The marriage of the distinct domains of educational video content and retail customer satisfaction substantiates the unexpected interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated spheres in the digital era, akin to uncovering a hidden link between two vastly different puzzle pieces. This study's contribution to a deeper understanding of the underlying factors shaping consumer behavior and preference in the digital age is indeed significant, as it prompts contemplation on the potential implications for both content creators and retailers.

In conclusion, the significant correlation between the attention-grabbing nature of video titles and the level of satisfaction experienced by customers at Macy's warrants further investigation into the potential mechanisms underlying this connection. Although the consumer landscape is dynamic and multifaceted, it is evident that the captivating and attention-grabbing nature of online content possesses an unforeseen influence on consumer satisfaction in the retail industry. This unexpected connection adds a new layer of complexity to the digital realm while injecting a dose of curiosity and intrigue into the often predictable landscape of academic research.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How clickbait-y MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are and Customer satisfaction with Macy's. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Catching Clicks: Correlating Clickbait-y Content with Customer Cravings

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper examines the relationship between the clickbait-like titles of MinuteEarth YouTube videos and customer satisfaction with Macy's, utilizing data from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and the American Customer Satisfaction Index. Our study reveals a significant correlation coefficient of 0.8854937 and p < 0.01 for the years 2013 to 2020. The findings suggest a noteworthy connection between the attention-grabbing nature of video titles and the level of satisfaction experienced by customers at a renowned retail chain.

Our investigation not only provides empirical evidence of the potential influence of clickbait-style content on customer preferences, but also sheds light on the unexpected interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated realms of the digital world and consumer experience. One might say the relationship between clickbait-y content and customer satisfaction is "clicks and mortar," a play on the hybridization of online and offline retail. This work contributes to a deeper understanding of the underlying factors shaping consumer behavior and preference in the digital age, while adding a dash of humor to the often serious realm of academic research.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
In the realm of online content, the use of attention-grabbing, sensationalized titles—commonly known as "clickbait"—is a ubiquitous strategy employed to lure unsuspecting internet users into clicking on a given link. These titles often promise exciting revelations or incredible discoveries, only to deliver content that fails to live up to the lofty expectations they created. *It's like promising a friend a grand surprise, but then only delivering a puny cake with a single candle.* However, the exact impact of such tactics on the realm of consumer satisfaction has remained a topic of substantial debate and conjecture.
Meanwhile, the retail industry is constantly striving to understand and meet the needs and desires of its customers. In this pursuit, measures of customer satisfaction play a pivotal role. Retailers endeavor to uncover the factors that influence customer satisfaction, as it has direct implications on customer loyalty, word-of-mouth promotion, and ultimately, financial performance. *It's like a game of chess, where each move influences the final checkmate.* Amidst this backdrop, the present study sets out to explore the potential link between the clickbait-like titles of MinuteEarth YouTube videos and customer satisfaction with Macy's.
At first glance, it may appear that MinuteEarth's educational content and Macy's retail offerings have little in common, *like comparing apples and oranges,* but our analysis reveals a surprisingly robust association between the two. By delving into this connection, we aim to offer insights that could benefit both content creators and retailers, shedding light on the intricate web of factors that shape consumer behavior and satisfaction in the contemporary digital landscape. *This research is like a multitasking octopus, branching out into unexpected domains and making connections that seem improbable at first glance.*
As we embark on this scholarly investigation, we seek to unravel the "clickbait conundrum": do the sensationalized titles of MinuteEarth's video content exert an influence on the satisfaction levels of Macy's customers? Our pursuit of answers not only adds a new dimension to the understanding of consumer preferences and behavior but also seeks to inject a touch of levity into the often serious and sobering world of academic inquiry. *After all, who said academic research can't have a little bit of flair and fun?*

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis revealed a strong positive correlation between the clickbait-like titles of MinuteEarth YouTube videos and customer satisfaction with Macy's. The correlation coefficient of 0.8854937 and the r-squared value of 0.7840991 indicate a robust and statistically significant relationship between the variables, with p < 0.01. The scatterplot in Fig. 1 vividly illustrates the pronounced association, serving as a visual testament to the substantial link between the attention-grabbing nature of video titles and the level of satisfaction experienced by customers at Macy's.
The positive correlation observed between clickbait-y content and customer satisfaction prompts further contemplation on the potential mechanisms underlying this connection. Perhaps the allure of intriguing titles primes consumers for a more receptive, positively predisposed mindset when engaging with subsequent content, analogous to the effect of an engaging novel's enticing cover on its reader's overall satisfaction. However, the exact pathways through which clickbait-y content influences customer satisfaction warrant meticulous exploration in future research endeavors.
Amidst the empirical findings lies a noteworthy revelation - the seemingly disparate realms of educational video content and retail customer satisfaction are not as disconnected as one might initially assume. The marriage of these distinct domains in our research substantiates the unexpected interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated spheres in the digital era, akin to uncovering a hidden link between two vastly different puzzle pieces. One might even say that the relationship between clickbait-y content and customer satisfaction is akin to discovering a long-lost twin - unexpected, yet undeniably intriguing.
The revelation of the substantial correlation underscores the influential role of online content in shaping consumer experiences, prompting contemplation on the potential implications for both content creators and retailers. This significant finding not only enriches our understanding of consumer behavior and preferences in the digital age but also highlights the captivating interplay between seemingly incongruent facets of the online landscape and the world of consumer satisfaction.
In light of these findings, it becomes evident that the captivating and attention-grabbing nature of online content possesses an unforeseen influence on consumer satisfaction in the retail industry, prompting contemplation on the strategic implications for retailers seeking to enhance customer experiences. While this unexpected connection adds a new layer of complexity to the digital realm, it also injects a dose of curiosity and intrigue into the often predictable landscape of academic research.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our research has definitively demonstrated a robust positive correlation between the clickbait-like titles of MinuteEarth YouTube videos and customer satisfaction with Macy's. This unlikely pairing of online educational content and retail customer experience has yielded surprising results, akin to finding a diamond ring in a box of Cracker Jacks.

The substantial correlation coefficient and r-squared value underscore the strength of the relationship, prompting contemplation on the potential implications for both content creators and retailers. This unexpected connection adds a new layer of complexity to the digital realm, akin to discovering a hidden treasure map in a digital copy of War and Peace.

While the exact pathways through which clickbait-y content influences customer satisfaction warrant further investigation, it's clear that the captivating and attention-grabbing nature of online content possesses an unforeseen influence on consumer satisfaction in the retail industry. This revelation reshapes the landscape of consumer behavior and preferences in the digital age, not unlike discovering a secret passage in a well-trodden retail store.

In light of these findings, it becomes apparent that the influence of clickbait-y content on customer satisfaction in the retail industry is not an anomaly, but a noteworthy aspect deserving of further consideration. As such, we assert that no more research is needed in this area. After all, we've already unraveled the mystery of "clicks and mortar."


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Catching Clicks: Correlating Clickbait-y Content with Customer Cravings. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Impulse Marketing Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Catching Clicks: Correlating Clickbait-y Content with Customer Cravings. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Digital Distraction Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Catching Clicks: Correlating Clickbait-y Content with Customer Cravings with an abstract of This research paper examines the relationship between the clickbait-like titles of MinuteEarth YouTube videos and customer satisfaction with Macy's, utilizing data from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and the American Customer Satisfaction Index. Our study reveals a significant correlation coefficient of 0.8854937 and p < 0.01 for the years 2013 to 2020. The findings suggest a noteworthy connection between the attention-grabbing nature of video titles and the level of satisfaction experienced by customers at a renowned retail chain.
Our investigation not only provides empirical evidence of the potential influence of clickbait-style content on customer preferences, but also sheds light on the unexpected interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated realms of the digital world and consumer experience. One might say the relationship between clickbait-y content and customer satisfaction is "clicks and mortar," a play on the hybridization of online and offline retail. This work contributes to a deeper understanding of the underlying factors shaping consumer behavior and preference in the digital age, while adding a dash of humor to the often serious realm of academic research.

ChatGPT:

clickbait, customer satisfaction, MinuteEarth, YouTube videos, AI analysis, American Customer Satisfaction Index, correlation coefficient, retail chain, video titles, digital world, consumer experience, consumer behavior, online retail, offline retail, academic research

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Data details

How clickbait-y MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are
Detailed data title: How clickbait-y MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI.
Source: AI analysis of YouTube video titles
Additional Info: I asked a large language model, 'On a scale of 1-10, how _______ do you think this YouTube video title is?' for every video.

See what else correlates with How clickbait-y MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are

Customer satisfaction with Macy's
Source: American Customer Satisfaction Index
See what else correlates with Customer satisfaction with Macy's

Correlation r = 0.8854937 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7840991 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 78.4% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Customer satisfaction with Macy's) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., How clickbait-y MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are) over the 8 years from 2013 through 2020.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.0034. 0.0034384674943617270000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.89 in 0.34% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 291 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 7 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 7 because we have two variables measured over a period of 8 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.48, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20132014201520162017201820192020
How clickbait-y MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are (Clickbait-y score)4.03454.43.9134.53134.32434.47834.42314.3111
Customer satisfaction with Macy's (Consumer Satisfaction)7679737977777877




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,237 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 636,906,169 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Very low n: There are not many data points included in this analysis. Even if the p-value is high, we should be suspicious of using so few datapoints in a correlation.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([4.0345,4.4,3.913,4.5313,4.3243,4.4783,4.4231,4.3111,])
array_2 = np.array([76,79,73,79,77,77,78,77,])
array_1_name = "How clickbait-y MinuteEarth YouTube video titles are"
array_2_name = "Customer satisfaction with Macy's"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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