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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Air pollution in Ludington, Michigan and the second variable is Google searches for 'how to trap a spider'.  The chart goes from 2007 to 2023, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

The decrease in air pollution led to the spiders evolving a heightened sense of environmental responsibility. Feeling a sense of duty to keep the air clean, they voluntarily sought out eco-friendly alternatives to being trapped, such as relocating themselves outside or carpooling with other insects instead.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of Ludington, Michigan, featuring a serene and clear sky. In this scene, show spiders weaving intricate webs between fresh green leaves, capturing tiny insects with a sense of environmental responsibility. Some spiders are depicted carpooling with other insects, emphasizing their eco-friendly behavior. The focus is on the delicacy of the webs and the sense of cooperation and responsibility among the spiders and insects. The overall tone should be realistic and serene, highlighting the balanced coexistence of nature's inhabitants. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Air pollution in Ludington, Michigan and Google searches for 'how to trap a spider'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: High-tech Realistic a Polaroid photo Cutsy art illustration Sci-fi fantacy
ChatGPT: Realistic

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Air pollution in Ludington, Michigan and Google searches for 'how to trap a spider', in the following situation: The decrease in air pollution led to the spiders evolving a heightened sense of environmental responsibility. Feeling a sense of duty to keep the air clean, they voluntarily sought out eco-friendly alternatives to being trapped, such as relocating themselves outside or carpooling with other insects instead.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Ludington, Michigan, the air is noticeably clearer as less pollution fills the sky. Spiders, with an evolved sense of environmental responsibility, are seen delicately weaving intricate webs between fresh green leaves. As they catch tiny insects and carry them off to their new eco-friendly habitats outside, some spiders are even spotted carpooling with their fellow insects, all while engaged in Google searches for "how to trap a spider" plummet to an all-time low.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Realistic ] and depicting this scene: In Ludington, Michigan, the air is noticeably clearer as less pollution fills the sky. Spiders, with an evolved sense of environmental responsibility, are seen delicately weaving intricate webs between fresh green leaves. As they catch tiny insects and carry them off to their new eco-friendly habitats outside, some spiders are even spotted carpooling with their fellow insects, all while engaged in Google searches for "how to trap a spider" plummet to an all-time low. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of Ludington, Michigan, featuring a serene and clear sky. In this scene, show spiders weaving intricate webs between fresh green leaves, capturing tiny insects with a sense of environmental responsibility. Some spiders are depicted carpooling with other insects, emphasizing their eco-friendly behavior. The focus is on the delicacy of the webs and the sense of cooperation and responsibility among the spiders and insects. The overall tone should be realistic and serene, highlighting the balanced coexistence of nature's inhabitants.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Air pollution in Ludington, Michigan caused how to trap a spider (Google searches for 'how to trap a spider') to decrease.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Caught in the Web: The Arachnophobic Response to Air Pollution in Ludington, Michigan

Journal of Ecological Psychology

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Ludington, Michigan and Google searches for 'how to trap a spider'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.

Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8416112 and p < 0.01 for 2007 to 2023.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Caught in the Web: The Arachnophobic Response to Air Pollution in Ludington, Michigan

[[ABSTRACT]]
The present study delves into the surprising and entangled relationship between air pollution in Ludington, Michigan, and Google searches for "how to trap a spider." Drawing on data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we sought to shed light on this unexplored correlation. Our research team uncovered a notable correlation coefficient of 0.8416112, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 over the period from 2007 to 2023.

The results suggest a striking association between spikes in air pollution levels in Ludington and increased online interest in spider-trapping methods. Remarkably, the findings hint at the possibility of a behavioral response to environmental stressors, reminiscent of spiders seeking refuge from adverse conditions. Perhaps the residents of Ludington are not only grappling with air pollution but also grappling with their eight-legged roommates.



Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Ludington, Michigan and Google searches for 'how to trap a spider'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Caught in the Web: The Arachnophobic Response to Air Pollution in Ludington, Michigan

[[ABSTRACT]]
The present study delves into the surprising and entangled relationship between air pollution in Ludington, Michigan, and Google searches for "how to trap a spider." Drawing on data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we sought to shed light on this unexplored correlation. Our research team uncovered a notable correlation coefficient of 0.8416112, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 over the period from 2007 to 2023.

The results suggest a striking association between spikes in air pollution levels in Ludington and increased online interest in spider-trapping methods. Remarkably, the findings hint at the possibility of a behavioral response to environmental stressors, reminiscent of spiders seeking refuge from adverse conditions. Perhaps the residents of Ludington are not only grappling with air pollution but also grappling with their eight-legged roommates.


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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Air pollution is a pressing environmental concern with far-reaching implications for public health and well-being. Ludington, Michigan, a quaint lakeside town, has been grappling with elevated levels of air pollutants emanating from industrial and vehicular sources. While the impact of air pollution on respiratory health and cardiovascular outcomes has been extensively studied, our research delves into a lesser-explored territory – the curious connection between air pollution and the ubiquitous fear of spiders.

Now, some might say that exploring the connection between air pollution and spider-trapping methods is a bit "webby" or "tangled," but our findings promise to unravel this correlation with greater clarity. After all, what could be more fitting for Ludington, known for its charming cobweb of mystery and irony, than a study that unexpectedly pulls on the threads of arachnid anxieties and environmental pollutants?

This study aims to analyze the intriguing relationship between air pollution levels and Google searches for "how to trap a spider" in Ludington, Michigan, over a period spanning from 2007 to 2023. Our investigation is driven not only by scientific curiosity but also by a determination to untangle the potential behavioral responses of individuals to environmental stressors, and, of course, to insert a "fly" of surprise into the usual web of research topics.

Uncovering the complex interplay between environmental stressors and human behavior is significant not only for understanding the psychological impact of air pollution but also for illuminating aspects of human-animal interaction. The unexpected link between air pollution and spider-related online inquiries offers a fascinating lens through which to view the intricate relationship between human societies and their natural surroundings.

As we weave through the intricacies of our findings, we encourage readers to embrace the pun-ultimate irony of this research, where the results might just "arachnid" something within themselves, leaving them caught in the web of curiosity and dry humor.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Ludington, Michigan and Google searches for 'how to trap a spider'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Perhaps you also got inspiration from some board games that are vaugely related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Caught in the Web: The Arachnophobic Response to Air Pollution in Ludington, Michigan

[[ABSTRACT]]
The present study delves into the surprising and entangled relationship between air pollution in Ludington, Michigan, and Google searches for "how to trap a spider." Drawing on data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we sought to shed light on this unexplored correlation. Our research team uncovered a notable correlation coefficient of 0.8416112, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 over the period from 2007 to 2023.

The results suggest a striking association between spikes in air pollution levels in Ludington and increased online interest in spider-trapping methods. Remarkably, the findings hint at the possibility of a behavioral response to environmental stressors, reminiscent of spiders seeking refuge from adverse conditions. Perhaps the residents of Ludington are not only grappling with air pollution but also grappling with their eight-legged roommates.


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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Air pollution is a pressing environmental concern with far-reaching implications for public health and well-being. Ludington, Michigan, a quaint lakeside town, has been grappling with elevated levels of air pollutants emanating from industrial and vehicular sources. While the impact of air pollution on respiratory health and cardiovascular outcomes has been extensively studied, our research delves into a lesser-explored territory – the curious connection between air pollution and the ubiquitous fear of spiders.
Now, some might say that exploring the connection between air pollution and spider-trapping methods is a bit "webby" or "tangled," but our findings promise to unravel this correlation with greater clarity. After all, what could be more fitting for Ludington, known for its charming cobweb of mystery and irony, than a study that unexpectedly pulls on the threads of arachnid anxieties and environmental pollutants?
This study aims to analyze the intriguing relationship between air pollution levels and Google searches for "how to trap a spider" in Ludington, Michigan, over a period spanning from 2007 to 2023. Our investigation is driven not only by scientific curiosity but also by a determination to untangle the potential behavioral responses of individuals to environmental stressors, and, of course, to insert a "fly" of surprise into the usual web of research topics.
Uncovering the complex interplay between environmental stressors and human behavior is significant not only for understanding the psychological impact of air pollution but also for illuminating aspects of human-animal interaction. The unexpected link between air pollution and spider-related online inquiries offers a fascinating lens through which to view the intricate relationship between human societies and their natural surroundings.
As we weave through the intricacies of our findings, we encourage readers to embrace the pun-ultimate irony of this research, where the results might just "arachnid" something within themselves, leaving them caught in the web of curiosity and dry humor.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Several studies have explored the effects of air pollution on human behavior and health, with a particular focus on respiratory and cardiovascular outcomes (Smith et al., 2015; Doe et al., 2018; Jones et al., 2020). However, the connection between air pollution and arachnophobia, as evidenced by Google searches for "how to trap a spider," has been a topic largely overlooked in the literature. This curious correlation piques the interest of researchers and humor enthusiasts alike, prompting an exploration into this unexpected association.

In "The Silent Invaders: Pesticides, Livelihoods, and Women's Health," the authors delve into the multifaceted impacts of environmental stressors on community well-being, shedding light on the intricate relationship between human populations and their natural surroundings. While the focus of the research is on pesticide use and agricultural practices, the underlying theme of environmental stressors and behavioral responses resonates with the current study's exploration of air pollution and spider-related concerns.

In a parallel vein, "Spiders of North America: An Identification Manual" offers a comprehensive guide to the diverse arachnid species inhabiting the continent. Although the emphasis of this work is taxonomical, the theme of human-spider interactions and the intrinsic fear associated with these eight-legged creatures serves as an intriguing parallel to the present investigation.

Turning to the fictional realm, the classic tale of "Charlotte's Web" by E.B. White immerses readers in an enchanting narrative wherein a benevolent spider and a resilient pig form an unlikely friendship. While this beloved story strays far from the realm of scientific inquiry, its portrayal of human emotions and their intersection with the natural world serves as a whimsical backdrop to the current exploration of Ludington's ecological and human dimensions.

Moreover, the board game "Spinderella" cleverly intertwines the thrill of a race and the element of surprise in a whimsical spider-themed escapade, offering a lighthearted perspective on the entwined nature of human responses to environmental stressors. The game's playful and unpredictable dynamics resonate with the unexpected relationship between air pollution and spider-related Google searches, highlighting the intriguing twists and turns in the vast web of human behavior.

In the context of this light-hearted investigation, it is pertinent to underscore the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate phenomena, invoking both intellectual curiosity and a subtle dose of humor. This interplay not only underscores the whimsical facets of scientific exploration but also invites readers to embrace the unexpected "weavings" of the research findings, leaving them entangled in a web of fascination and amusement.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Ludington, Michigan and Google searches for 'how to trap a spider'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends . You used data from 2007 to 2023

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Caught in the Web: The Arachnophobic Response to Air Pollution in Ludington, Michigan

[[ABSTRACT]]
The present study delves into the surprising and entangled relationship between air pollution in Ludington, Michigan, and Google searches for "how to trap a spider." Drawing on data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we sought to shed light on this unexplored correlation. Our research team uncovered a notable correlation coefficient of 0.8416112, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 over the period from 2007 to 2023.

The results suggest a striking association between spikes in air pollution levels in Ludington and increased online interest in spider-trapping methods. Remarkably, the findings hint at the possibility of a behavioral response to environmental stressors, reminiscent of spiders seeking refuge from adverse conditions. Perhaps the residents of Ludington are not only grappling with air pollution but also grappling with their eight-legged roommates.


[[INTRODUCTION]]
Air pollution is a pressing environmental concern with far-reaching implications for public health and well-being. Ludington, Michigan, a quaint lakeside town, has been grappling with elevated levels of air pollutants emanating from industrial and vehicular sources. While the impact of air pollution on respiratory health and cardiovascular outcomes has been extensively studied, our research delves into a lesser-explored territory – the curious connection between air pollution and the ubiquitous fear of spiders.
Now, some might say that exploring the connection between air pollution and spider-trapping methods is a bit "webby" or "tangled," but our findings promise to unravel this correlation with greater clarity. After all, what could be more fitting for Ludington, known for its charming cobweb of mystery and irony, than a study that unexpectedly pulls on the threads of arachnid anxieties and environmental pollutants?
This study aims to analyze the intriguing relationship between air pollution levels and Google searches for "how to trap a spider" in Ludington, Michigan, over a period spanning from 2007 to 2023. Our investigation is driven not only by scientific curiosity but also by a determination to untangle the potential behavioral responses of individuals to environmental stressors, and, of course, to insert a "fly" of surprise into the usual web of research topics.
Uncovering the complex interplay between environmental stressors and human behavior is significant not only for understanding the psychological impact of air pollution but also for illuminating aspects of human-animal interaction. The unexpected link between air pollution and spider-related online inquiries offers a fascinating lens through which to view the intricate relationship between human societies and their natural surroundings.
As we weave through the intricacies of our findings, we encourage readers to embrace the pun-ultimate irony of this research, where the results might just "arachnid" something within themselves, leaving them caught in the web of curiosity and dry humor.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To investigate the intriguing correlation between air pollution levels and Google searches for "how to trap a spider" in Ludington, Michigan, our research team employed a multifaceted approach. We gathered air pollution data from the Environmental Protection Agency, encompassing measures of various pollutants including particulate matter, sulfur dioxide, nitrogen dioxide, and ozone. These data were then meticulously contrasted with de-identified Google search trends, focusing exclusively on queries related to spider trapping methods. This meticulous process allowed us to cast a wide web over the temporal relationship between these two seemingly disparate phenomena.

In digging through the data, we utilized a series of sophisticated statistical analyses, employing robust time-series models to discern patterns and fluctuations in both air pollution levels and online searches for spider-trapping guidance. The use of autoregressive integrated moving average (ARIMA) models, complex structural vector autoregression (VAR) analyses, and even some less conventional statistical analyses which might make one shout, "you have got to be squidding me!" enabled us to tease out the dynamic interplay between air pollution and spider-related search activity.

As we teased apart the intricate threads of our data, we also accounted for potential confounding variables - such as seasonality, economic indicators, and notable arachnophobic events in the Ludington area. We sought to ensure that our findings were not ensnared in the web of spurious correlations but rather reflected a genuine association between air pollution and the virtual quest for spider-capturing techniques.

In addition to the quantitative analyses, we conducted qualitative interviews with a cohort of Ludington residents, inquiring about their perceptions of air quality and their experiences with arachnid encounters. These anecdotes added a human touch to our investigation, shedding light on the personal narratives entwined with the statistical significance, and served as a reminder that behind every data point lies a neighbor who just saw a rather large spider in their bathtub.

Our determination to disentangle the enigmatic bond between air pollution and spider-trapping inquiries culminated in a comprehensive exploration of this understudied phenomenon. Through a balanced combination of quantitative rigor and qualitative insights, we aimed to illuminate a largely overlooked aspect of human behavior and environmental influence, all while maintaining a certain dry wit that might just cause a web of laughter to ensnare the reader in its irony.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Ludington, Michigan and Google searches for 'how to trap a spider'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends .

For the time period 2007 to 2023, you found a correlation 0.8416112, r-squared of 0.7083094, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Caught in the Web: The Arachnophobic Response to Air Pollution in Ludington, Michigan

[[ABSTRACT]]
The present study delves into the surprising and entangled relationship between air pollution in Ludington, Michigan, and Google searches for "how to trap a spider." Drawing on data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we sought to shed light on this unexplored correlation. Our research team uncovered a notable correlation coefficient of 0.8416112, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 over the period from 2007 to 2023.

The results suggest a striking association between spikes in air pollution levels in Ludington and increased online interest in spider-trapping methods. Remarkably, the findings hint at the possibility of a behavioral response to environmental stressors, reminiscent of spiders seeking refuge from adverse conditions. Perhaps the residents of Ludington are not only grappling with air pollution but also grappling with their eight-legged roommates.


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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Air pollution is a pressing environmental concern with far-reaching implications for public health and well-being. Ludington, Michigan, a quaint lakeside town, has been grappling with elevated levels of air pollutants emanating from industrial and vehicular sources. While the impact of air pollution on respiratory health and cardiovascular outcomes has been extensively studied, our research delves into a lesser-explored territory – the curious connection between air pollution and the ubiquitous fear of spiders.
Now, some might say that exploring the connection between air pollution and spider-trapping methods is a bit "webby" or "tangled," but our findings promise to unravel this correlation with greater clarity. After all, what could be more fitting for Ludington, known for its charming cobweb of mystery and irony, than a study that unexpectedly pulls on the threads of arachnid anxieties and environmental pollutants?
This study aims to analyze the intriguing relationship between air pollution levels and Google searches for "how to trap a spider" in Ludington, Michigan, over a period spanning from 2007 to 2023. Our investigation is driven not only by scientific curiosity but also by a determination to untangle the potential behavioral responses of individuals to environmental stressors, and, of course, to insert a "fly" of surprise into the usual web of research topics.
Uncovering the complex interplay between environmental stressors and human behavior is significant not only for understanding the psychological impact of air pollution but also for illuminating aspects of human-animal interaction. The unexpected link between air pollution and spider-related online inquiries offers a fascinating lens through which to view the intricate relationship between human societies and their natural surroundings.
As we weave through the intricacies of our findings, we encourage readers to embrace the pun-ultimate irony of this research, where the results might just "arachnid" something within themselves, leaving them caught in the web of curiosity and dry humor.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the data revealed a strong positive correlation between air pollution levels in Ludington, Michigan, and Google searches for "how to trap a spider." The correlation coefficient of 0.8416112 indicated a robust relationship between these two variables. This finding suggests that as air pollution levels increased in Ludington, there was a corresponding surge in the volume of online inquiries related to spider-trapping methods, indicative of heightened arachnophobic concerns among the populace.

The r-squared value of 0.7083094 further indicates that approximately 70.83% of the variability in Google searches for "how to trap a spider" can be explained by changes in air pollution levels. This substantial explanatory power underscores the significance of air pollution as a potential driver of the observed increase in spider-related online queries. One might even say that the influence of air pollution on spider-related concerns is "bugging" the residents of Ludington more than anticipated.

The statistical significance of our findings is reinforced by a p-value of less than 0.01, underscoring the strength of the association between air pollution and the online search behavior for spider-trapping methods. This strong statistical evidence provides compelling support for the presence of a meaningful relationship between these seemingly disparate phenomena. It seems that when it comes to environmental stress and spider-related apprehensions, the residents of Ludington are not merely "spinning a yarn" but are entangled in a multifaceted web of concerns.

The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually depicts the strong positive correlation between air pollution levels and Google searches for "how to trap a spider." As air pollution levels increase, there is a clear upward trend in the volume of online inquiries related to spider-trapping methods. This graphical representation serves as a compelling illustration of the pronounced association between these variables, offering a visual reminder that sometimes, the connections in research can be as intricate and unexpected as a spider's web.

In summary, our findings illuminate a surprising and hitherto unexplored link between air pollution in Ludington, Michigan, and heightened online interest in spider-trapping methods. There seems to be more to the residents' online behavior than just a mere curiosity about arachnids. Through the lens of our research, it appears that when the air gets hazy in Ludington, the web searches for spider-trapping methods become increasingly sticky.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Ludington, Michigan and Google searches for 'how to trap a spider'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Caught in the Web: The Arachnophobic Response to Air Pollution in Ludington, Michigan

[[ABSTRACT]]
The present study delves into the surprising and entangled relationship between air pollution in Ludington, Michigan, and Google searches for "how to trap a spider." Drawing on data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we sought to shed light on this unexplored correlation. Our research team uncovered a notable correlation coefficient of 0.8416112, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 over the period from 2007 to 2023.

The results suggest a striking association between spikes in air pollution levels in Ludington and increased online interest in spider-trapping methods. Remarkably, the findings hint at the possibility of a behavioral response to environmental stressors, reminiscent of spiders seeking refuge from adverse conditions. Perhaps the residents of Ludington are not only grappling with air pollution but also grappling with their eight-legged roommates.


[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Several studies have explored the effects of air pollution on human behavior and health, with a particular focus on respiratory and cardiovascular outcomes (Smith et al., 2015; Doe et al., 2018; Jones et al., 2020). However, the connection between air pollution and arachnophobia, as evidenced by Google searches for "how to trap a spider," has been a topic largely overlooked in the literature. This curious correlation piques the interest of researchers and humor enthusiasts alike, prompting an exploration into this unexpected association.
In "The Silent Invaders: Pesticides, Livelihoods, and Women's Health," the authors delve into the multifaceted impacts of environmental stressors on community well-being, shedding light on the intricate relationship between human populations and their natural surroundings. While the focus of the research is on pesticide use and agricultural practices, the underlying theme of environmental stressors and behavioral responses resonates with the current study's exploration of air pollution and spider-related concerns.
In a parallel vein, "Spiders of North America: An Identification Manual" offers a comprehensive guide to the diverse arachnid species inhabiting the continent. Although the emphasis of this work is taxonomical, the theme of human-spider interactions and the intrinsic fear associated with these eight-legged creatures serves as an intriguing parallel to the present investigation.
Turning to the fictional realm, the classic tale of "Charlotte's Web" by E.B. White immerses readers in an enchanting narrative wherein a benevolent spider and a resilient pig form an unlikely friendship. While this beloved story strays far from the realm of scientific inquiry, its portrayal of human emotions and their intersection with the natural world serves as a whimsical backdrop to the current exploration of Ludington's ecological and human dimensions.
Moreover, the board game "Spinderella" cleverly intertwines the thrill of a race and the element of surprise in a whimsical spider-themed escapade, offering a lighthearted perspective on the entwined nature of human responses to environmental stressors. The game's playful and unpredictable dynamics resonate with the unexpected relationship between air pollution and spider-related Google searches, highlighting the intriguing twists and turns in the vast web of human behavior.
In the context of this light-hearted investigation, it is pertinent to underscore the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate phenomena, invoking both intellectual curiosity and a subtle dose of humor. This interplay not only underscores the whimsical facets of scientific exploration but also invites readers to embrace the unexpected "weavings" of the research findings, leaving them entangled in a web of fascination and amusement.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data revealed a strong positive correlation between air pollution levels in Ludington, Michigan, and Google searches for "how to trap a spider." The correlation coefficient of 0.8416112 indicated a robust relationship between these two variables. This finding suggests that as air pollution levels increased in Ludington, there was a corresponding surge in the volume of online inquiries related to spider-trapping methods, indicative of heightened arachnophobic concerns among the populace.
The r-squared value of 0.7083094 further indicates that approximately 70.83% of the variability in Google searches for "how to trap a spider" can be explained by changes in air pollution levels. This substantial explanatory power underscores the significance of air pollution as a potential driver of the observed increase in spider-related online queries. One might even say that the influence of air pollution on spider-related concerns is "bugging" the residents of Ludington more than anticipated.
The statistical significance of our findings is reinforced by a p-value of less than 0.01, underscoring the strength of the association between air pollution and the online search behavior for spider-trapping methods. This strong statistical evidence provides compelling support for the presence of a meaningful relationship between these seemingly disparate phenomena. It seems that when it comes to environmental stress and spider-related apprehensions, the residents of Ludington are not merely "spinning a yarn" but are entangled in a multifaceted web of concerns.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually depicts the strong positive correlation between air pollution levels and Google searches for "how to trap a spider." As air pollution levels increase, there is a clear upward trend in the volume of online inquiries related to spider-trapping methods. This graphical representation serves as a compelling illustration of the pronounced association between these variables, offering a visual reminder that sometimes, the connections in research can be as intricate and unexpected as a spider's web.
In summary, our findings illuminate a surprising and hitherto unexplored link between air pollution in Ludington, Michigan, and heightened online interest in spider-trapping methods. There seems to be more to the residents' online behavior than just a mere curiosity about arachnids. Through the lens of our research, it appears that when the air gets hazy in Ludington, the web searches for spider-trapping methods become increasingly sticky.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of our study offer compelling evidence of a significant association between air pollution in Ludington, Michigan, and Google searches for "how to trap a spider." These findings resonate with and extend prior research on the impact of environmental stressors on human behavior. The robust correlation coefficient and high explanatory power of our model not only affirm but also intricately weave into the existing body of literature highlighting the far-reaching effects of air pollution on human psychology and decision-making processes.

The literature review playfully hinted at the parallelism between environmental stressors and human-spider interactions, invoking a subtle dose of humor while underscoring the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate phenomena. Through the lens of our current findings, the whimsical parallels underscored in the literature review take on a more tangible form. It seems that the residents of Ludington, akin to the characters in "Charlotte's Web," are navigating not only the complexities of air pollution but also the intricate threads of arachnophobic concerns.

Our results align with prior research that has explored the behavioral ramifications of environmental stressors. Just as "The Silent Invaders: Pesticides, Livelihoods, and Women's Health" delved into the multifaceted impacts of environmental stressors on community well-being, our study sheds light on the notion that air pollution can trigger behavioral responses, albeit in a notably quirky and unexpected manner. The unexpectedly high explanatory power of air pollution in predicting searches for spider-trapping methods further emphasizes the salience of environmental stressors in shaping human behavior. These findings suggest that air pollution may be casting an unanticipated "web of influence" over the residents of Ludington.

Moreover, the statistical significance of our findings underscores the strength of the observed relationship, providing empirical support for the presence of a meaningful association between air pollution and the surge in spider-related online queries. As it turns out, the gamified spider-themed escapade of "Spinderella" serves as a whimsical analogy to the unpredictable dynamics of the relationship we uncovered, emphasizing the unexpected twists and turns in the vast web of human behavior. In a sense, our research illuminates how the residents of Ludington are unexpectedly entangled in a web of environmental and arachnophobic concerns, much like the participants in a game of chance.

In conclusion, our findings provide empirical validation of the surprising link between air pollution in Ludington, Michigan, and heightened online interest in spider-trapping methods. By shedding light on this unexplored correlation, we hope to foreground the striking interplay between environmental stressors and human behavior, even if it is not quite what one would expect. Nonetheless, it seems clear that when it comes to the impact of air pollution on spider-related concerns, the residents of Ludington are anything but caught in a research "web of deceit."


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Ludington, Michigan and Google searches for 'how to trap a spider'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Caught in the Web: The Arachnophobic Response to Air Pollution in Ludington, Michigan

[[ABSTRACT]]
The present study delves into the surprising and entangled relationship between air pollution in Ludington, Michigan, and Google searches for "how to trap a spider." Drawing on data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we sought to shed light on this unexplored correlation. Our research team uncovered a notable correlation coefficient of 0.8416112, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 over the period from 2007 to 2023.

The results suggest a striking association between spikes in air pollution levels in Ludington and increased online interest in spider-trapping methods. Remarkably, the findings hint at the possibility of a behavioral response to environmental stressors, reminiscent of spiders seeking refuge from adverse conditions. Perhaps the residents of Ludington are not only grappling with air pollution but also grappling with their eight-legged roommates.


[[INTRDUCTION]]
Air pollution is a pressing environmental concern with far-reaching implications for public health and well-being. Ludington, Michigan, a quaint lakeside town, has been grappling with elevated levels of air pollutants emanating from industrial and vehicular sources. While the impact of air pollution on respiratory health and cardiovascular outcomes has been extensively studied, our research delves into a lesser-explored territory – the curious connection between air pollution and the ubiquitous fear of spiders.
Now, some might say that exploring the connection between air pollution and spider-trapping methods is a bit "webby" or "tangled," but our findings promise to unravel this correlation with greater clarity. After all, what could be more fitting for Ludington, known for its charming cobweb of mystery and irony, than a study that unexpectedly pulls on the threads of arachnid anxieties and environmental pollutants?
This study aims to analyze the intriguing relationship between air pollution levels and Google searches for "how to trap a spider" in Ludington, Michigan, over a period spanning from 2007 to 2023. Our investigation is driven not only by scientific curiosity but also by a determination to untangle the potential behavioral responses of individuals to environmental stressors, and, of course, to insert a "fly" of surprise into the usual web of research topics.
Uncovering the complex interplay between environmental stressors and human behavior is significant not only for understanding the psychological impact of air pollution but also for illuminating aspects of human-animal interaction. The unexpected link between air pollution and spider-related online inquiries offers a fascinating lens through which to view the intricate relationship between human societies and their natural surroundings.
As we weave through the intricacies of our findings, we encourage readers to embrace the pun-ultimate irony of this research, where the results might just "arachnid" something within themselves, leaving them caught in the web of curiosity and dry humor.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data revealed a strong positive correlation between air pollution levels in Ludington, Michigan, and Google searches for "how to trap a spider." The correlation coefficient of 0.8416112 indicated a robust relationship between these two variables. This finding suggests that as air pollution levels increased in Ludington, there was a corresponding surge in the volume of online inquiries related to spider-trapping methods, indicative of heightened arachnophobic concerns among the populace.
The r-squared value of 0.7083094 further indicates that approximately 70.83% of the variability in Google searches for "how to trap a spider" can be explained by changes in air pollution levels. This substantial explanatory power underscores the significance of air pollution as a potential driver of the observed increase in spider-related online queries. One might even say that the influence of air pollution on spider-related concerns is "bugging" the residents of Ludington more than anticipated.
The statistical significance of our findings is reinforced by a p-value of less than 0.01, underscoring the strength of the association between air pollution and the online search behavior for spider-trapping methods. This strong statistical evidence provides compelling support for the presence of a meaningful relationship between these seemingly disparate phenomena. It seems that when it comes to environmental stress and spider-related apprehensions, the residents of Ludington are not merely "spinning a yarn" but are entangled in a multifaceted web of concerns.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually depicts the strong positive correlation between air pollution levels and Google searches for "how to trap a spider." As air pollution levels increase, there is a clear upward trend in the volume of online inquiries related to spider-trapping methods. This graphical representation serves as a compelling illustration of the pronounced association between these variables, offering a visual reminder that sometimes, the connections in research can be as intricate and unexpected as a spider's web.
In summary, our findings illuminate a surprising and hitherto unexplored link between air pollution in Ludington, Michigan, and heightened online interest in spider-trapping methods. There seems to be more to the residents' online behavior than just a mere curiosity about arachnids. Through the lens of our research, it appears that when the air gets hazy in Ludington, the web searches for spider-trapping methods become increasingly sticky.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our findings unveil a compelling association between elevated air pollution levels in Ludington, Michigan, and amplified online interest in spider-trapping methods. The strong positive correlation between these phenomena, as evidenced by the robust correlation coefficient and the striking statistical significance, points to a notable behavioral response to environmental stressors. One might say that the residents of Ludington aren't just "caught in the web" of air pollution but are also entangled in concerns about their arachnid neighbors.

Moreover, the substantial explanatory power of air pollution in driving the surge in spider-related online inquiries highlights the intricate interplay between human anxieties and environmental influences. It seems that when it comes to grappling with air pollution, the residents of Ludington are also contending with their eight-legged roommates, unwilling to let their fears "spin out of control."

Our research extends beyond simply "spinning a yarn" about arachnophobic responses to environmental stressors. The unexpected correlation between air pollution and heightened online interest in spider-trapping methods underscores the need to consider the multifaceted impacts of environmental quality on human behavior. Placing residents in a position where they feel the need to search for spider-trapping methods is certainly noteworthy and adds an unexpected twist to the story of the effects of air pollution on human behavior.

In light of these revealing findings, it seems we may have to "rethink" what we know about the link between environmental stressors and human-animal interactions. It sheds light on a unique aspect of public perception and behavioral adaptations to environmental challenges, while also injecting a "venomous" dose of surprise into the study of air pollution's effects. However, the tense "web" of inquiry into this particular relationship may be best left undisturbed, as it seems we have diligently wrapped up the subject matter.

In conclusion, this study provides a fascinating glimpse into the unexpected ways in which environmental stressors can influence human behavior. It leaves us to ponder the idiosyncrasies of human responses to environmental challenges, with a note of caution that delving into the intersection of air pollution and arachnophobia may lead researchers to get caught in their own webs of curiosity. Therefore, we assert that no further research is needed in this peculiar and intriguing area of study.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Caught in the Web: The Arachnophobic Response to Air Pollution in Ludington, Michigan. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Ecological Psychology


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Caught in the Web: The Arachnophobic Response to Air Pollution in Ludington, Michigan. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Environmental Arachnophobia Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Caught in the Web: The Arachnophobic Response to Air Pollution in Ludington, Michigan with an abstract of The present study delves into the surprising and entangled relationship between air pollution in Ludington, Michigan, and Google searches for "how to trap a spider." Drawing on data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we sought to shed light on this unexplored correlation. Our research team uncovered a notable correlation coefficient of 0.8416112, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 over the period from 2007 to 2023.
The results suggest a striking association between spikes in air pollution levels in Ludington and increased online interest in spider-trapping methods. Remarkably, the findings hint at the possibility of a behavioral response to environmental stressors, reminiscent of spiders seeking refuge from adverse conditions. Perhaps the residents of Ludington are not only grappling with air pollution but also grappling with their eight-legged roommates.

ChatGPT:

Ludington air pollution, Michigan, spider trapping methods, arachnophobia, Google searches, Environmental Protection Agency data, correlation coefficient, behavioral response, environmental stressors, spider refuge, online interest, statistical significance

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Data details

Air pollution in Ludington, Michigan
Detailed data title: Percentage of days with air quality at 'unhealthy for sensitive groups' or worse in Ludington, MI
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in Ludington, Michigan

Google searches for 'how to trap a spider'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'how to trap a spider' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

See what else correlates with Google searches for 'how to trap a spider'

Correlation r = 0.8416112 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7083094 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 70.8% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'how to trap a spider') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air pollution in Ludington, Michigan) over the 17 years from 2007 through 2023.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 2.3E-5. 0.0000228274869166421620000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.84 in 0.0023% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 43,807 random variables You don't actually need 43 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 16 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 16 because we have two variables measured over a period of 17 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.61, 0.94 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20072008200920102011201220132014201520162017201820192020202120222023
Air pollution in Ludington, Michigan (Bad air quality days)0.09836070.0109290.0109290.0109290.02185790.1208790.01104970.0109290.005464480.03333330.004081630.0039682500.007968130.01234570.008474580.00840336
Google searches for 'how to trap a spider' (Rel. search volume)12.91675.666674.4166745.1666712.91678.255.56.666674.166675.757.166675.666676.755.833336.255.33333




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,237 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 636,906,169 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([0.0983607,0.010929,0.010929,0.010929,0.0218579,0.120879,0.0110497,0.010929,0.00546448,0.0333333,0.00408163,0.00396825,0,0.00796813,0.0123457,0.00847458,0.00840336,])
array_2 = np.array([12.9167,5.66667,4.41667,4,5.16667,12.9167,8.25,5.5,6.66667,4.16667,5.75,7.16667,5.66667,6.75,5.83333,6.25,5.33333,])
array_1_name = "Air pollution in Ludington, Michigan"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'how to trap a spider'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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