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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Popularity of the first name Walker and the second variable is Chipotle Mexican Grill's stock price (CMG).  The chart goes from 2007 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the number of Walkers rose, so did the number of chippers in line at Chipotle. This led to a guac-ing boost in sales and a stock price that was on a real roll, not to mention a fajita-lot of interest from investors. It seems the name Walker has truly left its marq on Chipotle's stock!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [ Pop art ] In a bustling city scene, create a vibrant and dynamic portrayal of a bright billboard prominently displaying the name "Walker" in bold letters. Below, show a diverse and lively crowd of children and adults joyfully walking along the bustling sidewalk. Additionally, depict a bustling Chipotle Mexican Grill restaurant filled with people, and to the side, incorporate the stock market ticker displaying a steady increase in the stock price of CMG. Emphasize bold colors, strong contrasts, and striking visual elements to capture the vibrant energy of the scene. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Popularity of the first name Walker and Chipotle Mexican Grill's stock price (CMG). Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Low poly Whimsical illustration Glitch art Sci-fi fantacy Pop art
ChatGPT: Pop art

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Popularity of the first name Walker and Chipotle Mexican Grill's stock price (CMG), in the following situation: because as the name Walker gained popularity, more and more people were subconsciously reminded of the act of "walking" into a Chipotle Mexican Grill. This led to an increase in foot traffic and subsequently an increase in sales, boosting the company's stock price.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bustling city, a bright billboard displays the name "Walker" in bold letters, with children and adults happily walking along the sidewalk below. And just down the street, a bustling Chipotle Mexican Grill restaurant is filled with people, and the stock market ticker shows a steady increase in the stock price of CMG.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Pop art ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling city, a bright billboard displays the name "Walker" in bold letters, with children and adults happily walking along the sidewalk below. And just down the street, a bustling Chipotle Mexican Grill restaurant is filled with people, and the stock market ticker shows a steady increase in the stock price of CMG. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [ Pop art ] In a bustling city scene, create a vibrant and dynamic portrayal of a bright billboard prominently displaying the name "Walker" in bold letters. Below, show a diverse and lively crowd of children and adults joyfully walking along the bustling sidewalk. Additionally, depict a bustling Chipotle Mexican Grill restaurant filled with people, and to the side, incorporate the stock market ticker displaying a steady increase in the stock price of CMG. Emphasize bold colors, strong contrasts, and striking visual elements to capture the vibrant energy of the scene.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Popularity of the first name Walker caused Chipotle Mexican Grill's stock price (CMG) to increase. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Stock Up or Walk Away? Investigating the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name Walker and Chipotle Mexican Grill's Stock Price

The Journal of Quirky Quantitative Analysis

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Walker and Chipotle Mexican Grill's stock price (CMG). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, just make it sound clever.

Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9494013 and p < 0.01 for 2007 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Stock Up or Walk Away? Investigating the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name Walker and Chipotle Mexican Grill's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we aim to explore the potential link between the rise of the name "Walker" in popularity and the fluctuations in Chipotle Mexican Grill's (CMG) stock price. By utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration on the frequency of the name "Walker" given to newborns, as well as stock market data from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we leveraged statistical analysis to uncover a surprisingly robust correlation. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9494013 and a p-value below 0.01 for the time period spanning 2007 to 2022. While the initially frivolous nature of our investigation may elicit skepticism, the results cannot be brushed aside lightly. The implications of these findings may extend beyond the confines of mere coincidence, challenging our conventional understanding of stock market dynamics. This study offers a tantalizing peek into the curious interplay between social trends and financial markets, prompting further investigation into the peculiar nexus of nomenclature and stock performance.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Walker and Chipotle Mexican Grill's stock price (CMG). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Stock Up or Walk Away? Investigating the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name Walker and Chipotle Mexican Grill's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we aim to explore the potential link between the rise of the name "Walker" in popularity and the fluctuations in Chipotle Mexican Grill's (CMG) stock price. By utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration on the frequency of the name "Walker" given to newborns, as well as stock market data from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we leveraged statistical analysis to uncover a surprisingly robust correlation. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9494013 and a p-value below 0.01 for the time period spanning 2007 to 2022. While the initially frivolous nature of our investigation may elicit skepticism, the results cannot be brushed aside lightly. The implications of these findings may extend beyond the confines of mere coincidence, challenging our conventional understanding of stock market dynamics. This study offers a tantalizing peek into the curious interplay between social trends and financial markets, prompting further investigation into the peculiar nexus of nomenclature and stock performance.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
Introduction

The stock market has long been considered a realm governed by the elusive forces of supply and demand, market sentiment, and financial performance indicators. In the pursuit of understanding and predicting stock price movements, researchers have delved into a myriad of factors, ranging from economic indicators and corporate financials to even the whims of astrological phenomena. It is within this landscape of arcane inquiries that our novel investigation finds its place – probing the unexpected relationship between the popularity of the first name Walker and the stock price of Chipotle Mexican Grill (CMG).

While the connection between nomenclature trends and financial markets may, at first glance, appear to be an incongruous pairing, our scholarly endeavor has serendipitously unearthed an intriguing correlation. The surge in popularity of the moniker "Walker" – often associated with notions of wandering, strolling, and yes, even trekking – has sparked our curiosity. The seemingly disparate worlds of newborn naming trends and stock market dynamics are brought together in our exploration, shedding light on a fusion that is as unexpected as it is compelling.

As we embark on this expedition, it is imperative to acknowledge the inherent skepticism that may accompany such an unorthodox subject of study. Yet, with a combination of humor, statistical rigor, and a dash of scientific audacity, we have endeavored to unmask the clandestine ties between the naming of newborns and the fiscal fortunes of a notable fast-casual dining chain. Indeed, in the annals of scientific inquiry, the momentous convergence of the name "Walker" and the stock symbol "CMG" may soon find its place among the oddest bedfellows in the realm of academia.

In this paper, we unravel the peculiar dance of statistical significance, regression analyses, and p-values, all while savoring the delightful irony of our peculiar subject matter. From the solemn corridors of statistical rigor to the whimsical realm of social nomenclature, our investigation stands as a testament to the unexpected twists and turns that the pursuit of knowledge can take. So, fasten your seatbelts, dear readers, for our voyage through the enigmatic realms of names and numbers offers an exhilarating blend of empirical inquiry and unconventional charm.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Walker and Chipotle Mexican Grill's stock price (CMG). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading the backs of shampoo bottles.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Stock Up or Walk Away? Investigating the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name Walker and Chipotle Mexican Grill's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we aim to explore the potential link between the rise of the name "Walker" in popularity and the fluctuations in Chipotle Mexican Grill's (CMG) stock price. By utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration on the frequency of the name "Walker" given to newborns, as well as stock market data from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we leveraged statistical analysis to uncover a surprisingly robust correlation. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9494013 and a p-value below 0.01 for the time period spanning 2007 to 2022. While the initially frivolous nature of our investigation may elicit skepticism, the results cannot be brushed aside lightly. The implications of these findings may extend beyond the confines of mere coincidence, challenging our conventional understanding of stock market dynamics. This study offers a tantalizing peek into the curious interplay between social trends and financial markets, prompting further investigation into the peculiar nexus of nomenclature and stock performance.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Introduction
The stock market has long been considered a realm governed by the elusive forces of supply and demand, market sentiment, and financial performance indicators. In the pursuit of understanding and predicting stock price movements, researchers have delved into a myriad of factors, ranging from economic indicators and corporate financials to even the whims of astrological phenomena. It is within this landscape of arcane inquiries that our novel investigation finds its place – probing the unexpected relationship between the popularity of the first name Walker and the stock price of Chipotle Mexican Grill (CMG).
While the connection between nomenclature trends and financial markets may, at first glance, appear to be an incongruous pairing, our scholarly endeavor has serendipitously unearthed an intriguing correlation. The surge in popularity of the moniker "Walker" – often associated with notions of wandering, strolling, and yes, even trekking – has sparked our curiosity. The seemingly disparate worlds of newborn naming trends and stock market dynamics are brought together in our exploration, shedding light on a fusion that is as unexpected as it is compelling.
As we embark on this expedition, it is imperative to acknowledge the inherent skepticism that may accompany such an unorthodox subject of study. Yet, with a combination of humor, statistical rigor, and a dash of scientific audacity, we have endeavored to unmask the clandestine ties between the naming of newborns and the fiscal fortunes of a notable fast-casual dining chain. Indeed, in the annals of scientific inquiry, the momentous convergence of the name "Walker" and the stock symbol "CMG" may soon find its place among the oddest bedfellows in the realm of academia.
In this paper, we unravel the peculiar dance of statistical significance, regression analyses, and p-values, all while savoring the delightful irony of our peculiar subject matter. From the solemn corridors of statistical rigor to the whimsical realm of social nomenclature, our investigation stands as a testament to the unexpected twists and turns that the pursuit of knowledge can take. So, fasten your seatbelts, dear readers, for our voyage through the enigmatic realms of names and numbers offers an exhilarating blend of empirical inquiry and unconventional charm.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
LITERATURE REVIEW

In "Smith et al.," the authors find a strong correlation between naming trends and societal influences, shedding light on the nuanced interplay between individual naming choices and broader cultural phenomena. Additionally, "Doe and Johnson" delve into the psychological implications of naming, unraveling the intricate web of associations and perceptions that underpin the selection of monikers for newborns. Furthermore, "Jones and Smith" investigate the sociological dimensions of naming practices, offering valuable insights into the evolutionary patterns of nomenclature within diverse demographic contexts.

Turning to non-fiction literature, "The Economics of Names" by Benjamin Weitzenkorn explores the economic implications of naming trends, providing a thought-provoking analysis of how names can shape consumer behavior and market dynamics. Similarly, "The Sociology of Surnames" by Emily Greenwood delves into the societal significance of surnames, offering a compelling framework for understanding the underlying influences that drive naming trends.

In the domain of fiction, "The Name Game" by A. Pseudonym presents a whimsical narrative that weaves together the esoteric world of naming conventions with the enigmatic realm of financial speculation, hinting at the potential interconnections that lie beneath the surface of seemingly unrelated domains. Likewise, "The Stock Market Mysteries" by Q. Authornot ventures into the realm of speculative fiction, blurring the lines between reality and imagination as it unravels the mysteries of stock price fluctuations through unexpected and fantastical lenses.

As the current study ventures into uncharted territory, it is important to acknowledge the unconventional paths that have led to its findings. In seeking to explore the potential link between the name "Walker" and Chipotle Mexican Grill's stock price, the authors have drawn inspiration from a diverse array of sources - ranging from academic treatises to quintessentially whimsical musings. From the hallowed tomes of academic scholarship to the fanciful realms of fictional narratives, this literature review stands as a testament to the eclectic influences that have shaped our scholarly journey. And yes, we even toyed with the wild idea of consulting the cryptic wisdom inscribed on the backs of shampoo bottles – after all, who knows what hidden insights may lie within those unassuming containers?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Walker and Chipotle Mexican Grill's stock price (CMG). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2007 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Stock Up or Walk Away? Investigating the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name Walker and Chipotle Mexican Grill's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we aim to explore the potential link between the rise of the name "Walker" in popularity and the fluctuations in Chipotle Mexican Grill's (CMG) stock price. By utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration on the frequency of the name "Walker" given to newborns, as well as stock market data from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we leveraged statistical analysis to uncover a surprisingly robust correlation. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9494013 and a p-value below 0.01 for the time period spanning 2007 to 2022. While the initially frivolous nature of our investigation may elicit skepticism, the results cannot be brushed aside lightly. The implications of these findings may extend beyond the confines of mere coincidence, challenging our conventional understanding of stock market dynamics. This study offers a tantalizing peek into the curious interplay between social trends and financial markets, prompting further investigation into the peculiar nexus of nomenclature and stock performance.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Introduction
The stock market has long been considered a realm governed by the elusive forces of supply and demand, market sentiment, and financial performance indicators. In the pursuit of understanding and predicting stock price movements, researchers have delved into a myriad of factors, ranging from economic indicators and corporate financials to even the whims of astrological phenomena. It is within this landscape of arcane inquiries that our novel investigation finds its place – probing the unexpected relationship between the popularity of the first name Walker and the stock price of Chipotle Mexican Grill (CMG).
While the connection between nomenclature trends and financial markets may, at first glance, appear to be an incongruous pairing, our scholarly endeavor has serendipitously unearthed an intriguing correlation. The surge in popularity of the moniker "Walker" – often associated with notions of wandering, strolling, and yes, even trekking – has sparked our curiosity. The seemingly disparate worlds of newborn naming trends and stock market dynamics are brought together in our exploration, shedding light on a fusion that is as unexpected as it is compelling.
As we embark on this expedition, it is imperative to acknowledge the inherent skepticism that may accompany such an unorthodox subject of study. Yet, with a combination of humor, statistical rigor, and a dash of scientific audacity, we have endeavored to unmask the clandestine ties between the naming of newborns and the fiscal fortunes of a notable fast-casual dining chain. Indeed, in the annals of scientific inquiry, the momentous convergence of the name "Walker" and the stock symbol "CMG" may soon find its place among the oddest bedfellows in the realm of academia.
In this paper, we unravel the peculiar dance of statistical significance, regression analyses, and p-values, all while savoring the delightful irony of our peculiar subject matter. From the solemn corridors of statistical rigor to the whimsical realm of social nomenclature, our investigation stands as a testament to the unexpected twists and turns that the pursuit of knowledge can take. So, fasten your seatbelts, dear readers, for our voyage through the enigmatic realms of names and numbers offers an exhilarating blend of empirical inquiry and unconventional charm.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

METHODOLOGY

To traverse the uncharted territory of unraveling the enigmatic connection between moniker popularity and stock market movements, our research team employed a concoction of data wrangling techniques that could make even the most seasoned statistician raise an eyebrow. Our primary data sources comprised the US Social Security Administration's records of baby name frequency and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)'s archives of Chipotle Mexican Grill's (CMG) stock prices. This peculiar combination of data sources promised a journey replete with unexpected twists and statistical capers.

First, we delved into the US Social Security Administration's treasure trove of baby names, combing through the annual records from 2007 to 2022 in search of the ascending trends of the name "Walker." As we navigated through this sea of names, we ensured that no stone – or in this case, no diminutive "Walker" – was left unturned in our pursuit of uncovering the waxing and waning popularity of this particular nomenclature.

Simultaneously, we embarked on an enthralling expedition through the labyrinthine alleys of stock market data, where the ebbs and flows of CMG's stock price beckoned to us like the elusive siren call of statistical inquiry. Drawing upon LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)'s repository, we meticulously gathered daily closing stock prices of CMG over the same time frame, braving the tempestuous waters of market volatility and financial market data to amass our treasure trove of stock price data.

Having navigated the treacherous seas of data collection, we set our sights on the distant shores of statistical analysis. Our journey through uncharted waters continued as we subjected our gathered data to the rigors of correlation analysis, deploying statistical tools to scrutinize the potential associations between the advent of "Walker" and the stock price upheavals of CMG. The awe-inspiring arsenal of statistical methods at our disposal promised a rollercoaster ride of p-values, correlation coefficients, and regression analyses – a journey that would leave even the hardiest of researchers giddy with statistical revelry.

In the spirit of embracing the unexpected, we sought to unearth the obscured connections between nomenclature and stock performance, traversing the realm of statistical significance with a twinkle in our eye and a tongue planted firmly in cheek. Oh, the sheer delight of twirling through the convoluted pathways of academia, where the intersection of newborn names and stock symbols promises a dance of intrigue and statistical merriment. So, with our compass poised for adventure and our statistical sail unfurled, we set out to navigate the tempestuous seas of data, armed with the indomitable spirit of scientific inquiry and a penchant for the peculiar.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Walker and Chipotle Mexican Grill's stock price (CMG). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .

For the time period 2007 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9494013, r-squared of 0.9013628, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Stock Up or Walk Away? Investigating the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name Walker and Chipotle Mexican Grill's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we aim to explore the potential link between the rise of the name "Walker" in popularity and the fluctuations in Chipotle Mexican Grill's (CMG) stock price. By utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration on the frequency of the name "Walker" given to newborns, as well as stock market data from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we leveraged statistical analysis to uncover a surprisingly robust correlation. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9494013 and a p-value below 0.01 for the time period spanning 2007 to 2022. While the initially frivolous nature of our investigation may elicit skepticism, the results cannot be brushed aside lightly. The implications of these findings may extend beyond the confines of mere coincidence, challenging our conventional understanding of stock market dynamics. This study offers a tantalizing peek into the curious interplay between social trends and financial markets, prompting further investigation into the peculiar nexus of nomenclature and stock performance.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Introduction
The stock market has long been considered a realm governed by the elusive forces of supply and demand, market sentiment, and financial performance indicators. In the pursuit of understanding and predicting stock price movements, researchers have delved into a myriad of factors, ranging from economic indicators and corporate financials to even the whims of astrological phenomena. It is within this landscape of arcane inquiries that our novel investigation finds its place – probing the unexpected relationship between the popularity of the first name Walker and the stock price of Chipotle Mexican Grill (CMG).
While the connection between nomenclature trends and financial markets may, at first glance, appear to be an incongruous pairing, our scholarly endeavor has serendipitously unearthed an intriguing correlation. The surge in popularity of the moniker "Walker" – often associated with notions of wandering, strolling, and yes, even trekking – has sparked our curiosity. The seemingly disparate worlds of newborn naming trends and stock market dynamics are brought together in our exploration, shedding light on a fusion that is as unexpected as it is compelling.
As we embark on this expedition, it is imperative to acknowledge the inherent skepticism that may accompany such an unorthodox subject of study. Yet, with a combination of humor, statistical rigor, and a dash of scientific audacity, we have endeavored to unmask the clandestine ties between the naming of newborns and the fiscal fortunes of a notable fast-casual dining chain. Indeed, in the annals of scientific inquiry, the momentous convergence of the name "Walker" and the stock symbol "CMG" may soon find its place among the oddest bedfellows in the realm of academia.
In this paper, we unravel the peculiar dance of statistical significance, regression analyses, and p-values, all while savoring the delightful irony of our peculiar subject matter. From the solemn corridors of statistical rigor to the whimsical realm of social nomenclature, our investigation stands as a testament to the unexpected twists and turns that the pursuit of knowledge can take. So, fasten your seatbelts, dear readers, for our voyage through the enigmatic realms of names and numbers offers an exhilarating blend of empirical inquiry and unconventional charm.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

RESULTS

The analysis of the correlation between the popularity of the name "Walker" and Chipotle Mexican Grill's (CMG) stock price over the period 2007 to 2022 yielded fascinating results. We found a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9494013, indicating a robust positive relationship between these two seemingly unrelated variables. The r-squared value of 0.9013628 further corroborated the substantial explanatory power of the association, and the p-value of less than 0.01 attests to the statistical significance of our findings. In fact, the correlation was so significant that it might just have you "walking" to rethink the influence of names on stock performance!

The magnitude of this correlation, akin to the awe-inspiring dimensions of the Grand Canyon, suggests a noteworthy connection between the prevalence of the name "Walker" and the gyrations of Chipotle Mexican Grill's stock price. The strength of this relationship is akin to the binding force of the "Walker" in a power-walk competition – undeniably influential.

Figure 1 provides a visual representation of this strong correlation, resembling a well-coordinated salsa dance between the two variables, with each step perfectly in sync. While our findings may cause some to raise an eyebrow as if spotting a "Walker" in an unexpected location, we assure you that the statistical evidence is as robust as a well-constructed burrito at Chipotle.

The implications of these results are as compelling as discovering a secret ingredient in Chipotle's coveted guacamole. As we reflect on the unexpected bond between the ebb and flow of stock prices and the ebb and "Walker" of name popularity, it becomes clear that the world of finance and the whims of naming trends may not be as disconnected as one would assume.

We hope that researchers will cautiously tread through these findings as if navigating a minefield of unconventional correlations, contemplating the potential relevance of seemingly unrelated social trends on the vibrant tapestry of financial markets. This study serves as a reckoning, challenging us to reassess the boundaries of what we consider relevant and influential in the complex realm of stock price dynamics. After all, it may just be a "Walker" who leads us to the path of unconventional market insight.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Walker and Chipotle Mexican Grill's stock price (CMG). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Stock Up or Walk Away? Investigating the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name Walker and Chipotle Mexican Grill's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we aim to explore the potential link between the rise of the name "Walker" in popularity and the fluctuations in Chipotle Mexican Grill's (CMG) stock price. By utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration on the frequency of the name "Walker" given to newborns, as well as stock market data from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we leveraged statistical analysis to uncover a surprisingly robust correlation. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9494013 and a p-value below 0.01 for the time period spanning 2007 to 2022. While the initially frivolous nature of our investigation may elicit skepticism, the results cannot be brushed aside lightly. The implications of these findings may extend beyond the confines of mere coincidence, challenging our conventional understanding of stock market dynamics. This study offers a tantalizing peek into the curious interplay between social trends and financial markets, prompting further investigation into the peculiar nexus of nomenclature and stock performance.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
LITERATURE REVIEW
In "Smith et al.," the authors find a strong correlation between naming trends and societal influences, shedding light on the nuanced interplay between individual naming choices and broader cultural phenomena. Additionally, "Doe and Johnson" delve into the psychological implications of naming, unraveling the intricate web of associations and perceptions that underpin the selection of monikers for newborns. Furthermore, "Jones and Smith" investigate the sociological dimensions of naming practices, offering valuable insights into the evolutionary patterns of nomenclature within diverse demographic contexts.
Turning to non-fiction literature, "The Economics of Names" by Benjamin Weitzenkorn explores the economic implications of naming trends, providing a thought-provoking analysis of how names can shape consumer behavior and market dynamics. Similarly, "The Sociology of Surnames" by Emily Greenwood delves into the societal significance of surnames, offering a compelling framework for understanding the underlying influences that drive naming trends.
In the domain of fiction, "The Name Game" by A. Pseudonym presents a whimsical narrative that weaves together the esoteric world of naming conventions with the enigmatic realm of financial speculation, hinting at the potential interconnections that lie beneath the surface of seemingly unrelated domains. Likewise, "The Stock Market Mysteries" by Q. Authornot ventures into the realm of speculative fiction, blurring the lines between reality and imagination as it unravels the mysteries of stock price fluctuations through unexpected and fantastical lenses.
As the current study ventures into uncharted territory, it is important to acknowledge the unconventional paths that have led to its findings. In seeking to explore the potential link between the name "Walker" and Chipotle Mexican Grill's stock price, the authors have drawn inspiration from a diverse array of sources - ranging from academic treatises to quintessentially whimsical musings. From the hallowed tomes of academic scholarship to the fanciful realms of fictional narratives, this literature review stands as a testament to the eclectic influences that have shaped our scholarly journey. And yes, we even toyed with the wild idea of consulting the cryptic wisdom inscribed on the backs of shampoo bottles – after all, who knows what hidden insights may lie within those unassuming containers?

[[RESULTS]]
RESULTS
The analysis of the correlation between the popularity of the name "Walker" and Chipotle Mexican Grill's (CMG) stock price over the period 2007 to 2022 yielded fascinating results. We found a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9494013, indicating a robust positive relationship between these two seemingly unrelated variables. The r-squared value of 0.9013628 further corroborated the substantial explanatory power of the association, and the p-value of less than 0.01 attests to the statistical significance of our findings. In fact, the correlation was so significant that it might just have you "walking" to rethink the influence of names on stock performance!
The magnitude of this correlation, akin to the awe-inspiring dimensions of the Grand Canyon, suggests a noteworthy connection between the prevalence of the name "Walker" and the gyrations of Chipotle Mexican Grill's stock price. The strength of this relationship is akin to the binding force of the "Walker" in a power-walk competition – undeniably influential.
Figure 1 provides a visual representation of this strong correlation, resembling a well-coordinated salsa dance between the two variables, with each step perfectly in sync. While our findings may cause some to raise an eyebrow as if spotting a "Walker" in an unexpected location, we assure you that the statistical evidence is as robust as a well-constructed burrito at Chipotle.
The implications of these results are as compelling as discovering a secret ingredient in Chipotle's coveted guacamole. As we reflect on the unexpected bond between the ebb and flow of stock prices and the ebb and "Walker" of name popularity, it becomes clear that the world of finance and the whims of naming trends may not be as disconnected as one would assume.
We hope that researchers will cautiously tread through these findings as if navigating a minefield of unconventional correlations, contemplating the potential relevance of seemingly unrelated social trends on the vibrant tapestry of financial markets. This study serves as a reckoning, challenging us to reassess the boundaries of what we consider relevant and influential in the complex realm of stock price dynamics. After all, it may just be a "Walker" who leads us to the path of unconventional market insight.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

The findings of this study lend weight to the idea that there may indeed be an intriguing connection between the popularity of the name "Walker" and Chipotle Mexican Grill's (CMG) stock price movements. While initially met with raised eyebrows and perhaps a few puzzled chuckles, the statistically significant correlation unearthed in our analysis mirrors the intriguing connections highlighted in prior research.

Delving back into the literature review, the work of "The Name Game" by A. Pseudonym, though seemingly whimsical, hints at the potential links between the seemingly disparate realms of naming conventions and financial markets. Taking a cue from the unexpected insights offered by fiction, our study deftly navigates the peculiar nexus of nomenclature and stock performance. Similarly, the pioneering work of "The Economics of Names" by Benjamin Weitzenkorn comes to the fore, echoing our findings that naming trends might indeed exert an unforeseen influence on consumer behavior and market dynamics.

The strong correlation coefficient and p-value below 0.01 uncovered in our analysis reflect a compelling alignment between the frequencies of the name "Walker" and CMG's stock price over the specified time period. The robustness of this association, reminiscent of a power-walk competition, invites speculation about the potential influence of naming trends on stock performance. Therefore, the implications of our findings may just be as tantalizing as discovering the secret ingredient in Chipotle's famed guacamole – a surprisingly unexpected revelation that warrants further attention.

Extending beyond the realm of statistical analyses, the visual representation of this correlation, akin to a well-coordinated salsa dance, accentuates the synchronicity between these seemingly unrelated variables. The compelling parallels drawn with the dimensions of the Grand Canyon or the binding force of a "Walker" in a power-walk contest underscore the magnitude of this relationship, urging a reconsideration of the conventional boundaries that delineate the influences on stock price dynamics.

Future research endeavoring to tread the enigmatic path of incongruent correlations is encouraged to embrace this study as a clarion call, challenging established preconceptions and beckoning scholars to explore the potential interconnectedness of social trends and financial markets. As the whimsical world of naming trends intersects with the seemingly serious domain of stock price dynamics, it may just be a "Walker" who leads us to the path of unconventional market insight.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Walker and Chipotle Mexican Grill's stock price (CMG). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Stock Up or Walk Away? Investigating the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name Walker and Chipotle Mexican Grill's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we aim to explore the potential link between the rise of the name "Walker" in popularity and the fluctuations in Chipotle Mexican Grill's (CMG) stock price. By utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration on the frequency of the name "Walker" given to newborns, as well as stock market data from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we leveraged statistical analysis to uncover a surprisingly robust correlation. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9494013 and a p-value below 0.01 for the time period spanning 2007 to 2022. While the initially frivolous nature of our investigation may elicit skepticism, the results cannot be brushed aside lightly. The implications of these findings may extend beyond the confines of mere coincidence, challenging our conventional understanding of stock market dynamics. This study offers a tantalizing peek into the curious interplay between social trends and financial markets, prompting further investigation into the peculiar nexus of nomenclature and stock performance.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Introduction
The stock market has long been considered a realm governed by the elusive forces of supply and demand, market sentiment, and financial performance indicators. In the pursuit of understanding and predicting stock price movements, researchers have delved into a myriad of factors, ranging from economic indicators and corporate financials to even the whims of astrological phenomena. It is within this landscape of arcane inquiries that our novel investigation finds its place – probing the unexpected relationship between the popularity of the first name Walker and the stock price of Chipotle Mexican Grill (CMG).
While the connection between nomenclature trends and financial markets may, at first glance, appear to be an incongruous pairing, our scholarly endeavor has serendipitously unearthed an intriguing correlation. The surge in popularity of the moniker "Walker" – often associated with notions of wandering, strolling, and yes, even trekking – has sparked our curiosity. The seemingly disparate worlds of newborn naming trends and stock market dynamics are brought together in our exploration, shedding light on a fusion that is as unexpected as it is compelling.
As we embark on this expedition, it is imperative to acknowledge the inherent skepticism that may accompany such an unorthodox subject of study. Yet, with a combination of humor, statistical rigor, and a dash of scientific audacity, we have endeavored to unmask the clandestine ties between the naming of newborns and the fiscal fortunes of a notable fast-casual dining chain. Indeed, in the annals of scientific inquiry, the momentous convergence of the name "Walker" and the stock symbol "CMG" may soon find its place among the oddest bedfellows in the realm of academia.
In this paper, we unravel the peculiar dance of statistical significance, regression analyses, and p-values, all while savoring the delightful irony of our peculiar subject matter. From the solemn corridors of statistical rigor to the whimsical realm of social nomenclature, our investigation stands as a testament to the unexpected twists and turns that the pursuit of knowledge can take. So, fasten your seatbelts, dear readers, for our voyage through the enigmatic realms of names and numbers offers an exhilarating blend of empirical inquiry and unconventional charm.

[[RESULTS]]
RESULTS
The analysis of the correlation between the popularity of the name "Walker" and Chipotle Mexican Grill's (CMG) stock price over the period 2007 to 2022 yielded fascinating results. We found a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9494013, indicating a robust positive relationship between these two seemingly unrelated variables. The r-squared value of 0.9013628 further corroborated the substantial explanatory power of the association, and the p-value of less than 0.01 attests to the statistical significance of our findings. In fact, the correlation was so significant that it might just have you "walking" to rethink the influence of names on stock performance!
The magnitude of this correlation, akin to the awe-inspiring dimensions of the Grand Canyon, suggests a noteworthy connection between the prevalence of the name "Walker" and the gyrations of Chipotle Mexican Grill's stock price. The strength of this relationship is akin to the binding force of the "Walker" in a power-walk competition – undeniably influential.
Figure 1 provides a visual representation of this strong correlation, resembling a well-coordinated salsa dance between the two variables, with each step perfectly in sync. While our findings may cause some to raise an eyebrow as if spotting a "Walker" in an unexpected location, we assure you that the statistical evidence is as robust as a well-constructed burrito at Chipotle.
The implications of these results are as compelling as discovering a secret ingredient in Chipotle's coveted guacamole. As we reflect on the unexpected bond between the ebb and flow of stock prices and the ebb and "Walker" of name popularity, it becomes clear that the world of finance and the whims of naming trends may not be as disconnected as one would assume.
We hope that researchers will cautiously tread through these findings as if navigating a minefield of unconventional correlations, contemplating the potential relevance of seemingly unrelated social trends on the vibrant tapestry of financial markets. This study serves as a reckoning, challenging us to reassess the boundaries of what we consider relevant and influential in the complex realm of stock price dynamics. After all, it may just be a "Walker" who leads us to the path of unconventional market insight.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our investigation into the entwined realms of nomenclature trends and stock market dynamics has unveiled a correlation of striking magnitude between the popularity of the name "Walker" and the stock price of Chipotle Mexican Grill (CMG). The robust correlation coefficient akin to the force driving a power-walk competition and the astonishingly low p-value underscore the statistical significance of this unforeseen connection. While the fusion of newborn names and financial markets may seem as unlikely as finding a guacamole recipe in a statistical textbook, our findings beckon for further contemplation and exploration.
The implications of our results extend beyond the confines of statistical esoterica, challenging traditional notions of stock market influences and prompting a reconsideration of unsuspected variables in financial modeling. As we bid farewell to this peculiar intersection of names and numbers, we are inclined to reflect upon the untrodden pathways of research, where the unlikeliest correlations await discovery, much like stumbling upon a burrito in the wild.
In jest, we may linger on the notion of renaming newborns en masse to influence stock prices, but alas, the science of causation precludes such whimsy. It is with a sense of bemusement and a sprinkle of statistical humility that we close this chapter on the nexus of "Walker" and CMG, content in the knowledge that no further expeditions into this curious correlation are warranted. For now, we retire our inquisitive spirits, ready to embark on the next unforeseen adventure that beckons from the labyrinth of data and scholarly inquiry.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Stock Up or Walk Away? Investigating the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name Walker and Chipotle Mexican Grill's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Quirky Quantitative Analysis


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Stock Up or Walk Away? Investigating the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name Walker and Chipotle Mexican Grill's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Name Popularity Research and Financial Trends


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Stock Up or Walk Away? Investigating the Correlation Between the Popularity of the Name Walker and Chipotle Mexican Grill's Stock Price with an abstract of In this study, we aim to explore the potential link between the rise of the name "Walker" in popularity and the fluctuations in Chipotle Mexican Grill's (CMG) stock price. By utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration on the frequency of the name "Walker" given to newborns, as well as stock market data from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we leveraged statistical analysis to uncover a surprisingly robust correlation. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9494013 and a p-value below 0.01 for the time period spanning 2007 to 2022. While the initially frivolous nature of our investigation may elicit skepticism, the results cannot be brushed aside lightly. The implications of these findings may extend beyond the confines of mere coincidence, challenging our conventional understanding of stock market dynamics. This study offers a tantalizing peek into the curious interplay between social trends and financial markets, prompting further investigation into the peculiar nexus of nomenclature and stock performance.

ChatGPT:

"Walker name popularity," "Chipotle stock price correlation," "Name trends and stock performance," "US Social Security Administration data analysis," "LSEG Analytics stock market data," "Correlation between name popularity and stock price," "Social trends impact on financial markets."

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Data details

Popularity of the first name Walker
Detailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Walker
Source: US Social Security Administration
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Chipotle Mexican Grill's stock price (CMG)
Detailed data title: Opening price of Chipotle Mexican Grill (CMG) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function

See what else correlates with Chipotle Mexican Grill's stock price (CMG)

Correlation r = 0.9494013 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9013628 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 90.1% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Chipotle Mexican Grill's stock price (CMG)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Walker) over the 16 years from 2007 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 2.0E-8. 0.0000000199083755787158100000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.95 in 2.0E-6% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 50,230,115 random variables You don't actually need 50 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 15 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 15 because we have two variables measured over a period of 16 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.86, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Popularity of the first name Walker (Babies born)609559595656686715857106410281062111913681675190729834389
Chipotle Mexican Grill's stock price (CMG) (Stock price)56.9147.161.8989.6215.26343.7304.26530686468.7379.11290.9427.83839.971386.681740




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([609,559,595,656,686,715,857,1064,1028,1062,1119,1368,1675,1907,2983,4389,])
array_2 = np.array([56.9,147.1,61.89,89.6,215.26,343.7,304.26,530,686,468.7,379.11,290.9,427.83,839.97,1386.68,1740,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Walker"
array_2_name = "Chipotle Mexican Grill's stock price (CMG)"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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