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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is UFO sightings in Alabama and the second variable is Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs.  The chart goes from 1975 to 2011, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As more Alabamians gazed at the skies, they inadvertently created a positive uplift in cosmic energy. This otherworldly boost, lovingly dubbed the 'Sweet Home Alabama Alien Effect', gave climbers an unearthly advantage, propelling them to new heights. It seems the UFOs were just really big fans of top-notch peak performance!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image with the style of a Discovery magazine cover that showcases the following scene: In a dramatic Alabama landscape, a radiant UFO hovers above a tranquil field, casting an otherworldly glow. Onlookers below gaze up in awe at the mysterious craft. Simultaneously, a group of advanced-looking climbers, equipped with futuristic gear, easily conquer the summit of Mount Everest, leaving observers amazed by their seemingly effortless ascent. The focus should be on the juxtaposition of these awe-inspiring events in a simple yet visually captivating manner. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: UFO sightings in Alabama and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Voxel art Cybernetic art Cyber folk Cutsy graphics A Discovery magazine cover image
ChatGPT: A Discovery magazine cover image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both UFO sightings in Alabama and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs, in the following situation: The increase in UFO sightings in Alabama caused a surge in alien tourism, leading to an influx of intergalactic climbers at Mount Everest who effortlessly reached the summit with their advanced technology.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In the vast Alabama sky, a glowing UFO hovers above a field, while below, curious onlookers gaze up in wonder. Meanwhile, atop Mount Everest, a group of otherworldly climbers, with their sleek, advanced gear, effortlessly reach the summit, adding to the total number of successful climbs.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A Discovery magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: In the vast Alabama sky, a glowing UFO hovers above a field, while below, curious onlookers gaze up in wonder. Meanwhile, atop Mount Everest, a group of otherworldly climbers, with their sleek, advanced gear, effortlessly reach the summit, adding to the total number of successful climbs. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image with the style of a Discovery magazine cover that showcases the following scene: In a dramatic Alabama landscape, a radiant UFO hovers above a tranquil field, casting an otherworldly glow. Onlookers below gaze up in awe at the mysterious craft. Simultaneously, a group of advanced-looking climbers, equipped with futuristic gear, easily conquer the summit of Mount Everest, leaving observers amazed by their seemingly effortless ascent. The focus should be on the juxtaposition of these awe-inspiring events in a simple yet visually captivating manner.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in UFO sightings in Alabama caused Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs to increase. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
UFO a Summit: A Statistical Analysis of the Relationship between UFO Sightings in Alabama and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs

The Journal of Extraterrestrial Studies and Mountain Metrics

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Alabama and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from National UFO Reporting Center and CBC to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8915444 and p < 0.01 for 1975 to 2011.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"UFO a Summit: A Statistical Analysis of the Relationship between UFO Sightings in Alabama and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a comprehensive statistical analysis of the potential connection between the frequency of UFO sightings in Alabama and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the CBC, our research team examined yearly occurrences from 1975 to 2011. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8915444 and a p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. While the presence of extraterrestrial beings at the summit of Mount Everest may seem far-fetched, our results demand further investigation and reflection on the potential influence of interstellar activity on earthly feats. The implications of this research are as noteworthy as they are out of this world.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Alabama and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"UFO a Summit: A Statistical Analysis of the Relationship between UFO Sightings in Alabama and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a comprehensive statistical analysis of the potential connection between the frequency of UFO sightings in Alabama and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the CBC, our research team examined yearly occurrences from 1975 to 2011. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8915444 and a p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. While the presence of extraterrestrial beings at the summit of Mount Everest may seem far-fetched, our results demand further investigation and reflection on the potential influence of interstellar activity on earthly feats. The implications of this research are as noteworthy as they are out of this world.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
INTRODUCTION

The field of statistics has long been utilized to uncover connections between seemingly unrelated phenomena. In recent years, the intersection of statistical analysis and unconventional subject matter has led to a plethora of intriguing possibilities. Our investigation delves into the relationship between UFO sightings in Alabama and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. While on the surface these two subjects may seem as congruent as a Martian's day-to-day life and Earth's atmospheric conditions, we aim to shed light on any potential correlation that may exist.

The allure of the unexplained has led many to gaze into the sky and ponder the possibility of extraterrestrial visitations. Alabama, a state known for its rich history and southern charm, also boasts a substantial number of reported UFO sightings. On the other hand, Mount Everest, towering majestically on the border of Nepal and Tibet, has consistently lured adventurers to its treacherous slopes in pursuit of reaching the pinnacle of human accomplishment. The juxtaposition of UFO activity and extreme mountaineering raises tantalizing questions that warrant a rigorous statistical inquiry.

The magnitude of both UFO sightings and Mount Everest summit attempts spans decades, offering a wealth of data ripe for analysis. Examining this extensive dataset from 1975 to 2011, we sought to ascertain whether there exists a discernible pattern between these disparate events. As we embark on our statistical odyssey, it is crucial to maintain a discerning eye to discern true relationships from mere statistical noise.

Our investigation aims not only to uncover any potential correlation but also to spark thought-provoking discourse regarding the influence of extraterrestrial activity on human endeavors. While the notion of little green beings aiding mountaineers in their ascent may seem far-fetched, in the realm of statistics, all possibilities must be entertained until proven otherwise. The implications of our findings, if indeed a significant relationship is unveiled, would be as extraordinary as the phenomena under scrutiny.

With this in mind, we present our findings that may captivate the curious and entice further exploration into the celestial and earthly convergence. It is our hope that this study will not only contribute to the scientific literature but also inspire a touch of wonder and awe in the most skeptical of readers. As we embark on this statistical expedition, let us keep our feet firmly grounded while also allowing our minds to wander among the stars.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Alabama and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading the backs of shampoo bottles.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"UFO a Summit: A Statistical Analysis of the Relationship between UFO Sightings in Alabama and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a comprehensive statistical analysis of the potential connection between the frequency of UFO sightings in Alabama and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the CBC, our research team examined yearly occurrences from 1975 to 2011. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8915444 and a p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. While the presence of extraterrestrial beings at the summit of Mount Everest may seem far-fetched, our results demand further investigation and reflection on the potential influence of interstellar activity on earthly feats. The implications of this research are as noteworthy as they are out of this world.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
The field of statistics has long been utilized to uncover connections between seemingly unrelated phenomena. In recent years, the intersection of statistical analysis and unconventional subject matter has led to a plethora of intriguing possibilities. Our investigation delves into the relationship between UFO sightings in Alabama and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. While on the surface these two subjects may seem as congruent as a Martian's day-to-day life and Earth's atmospheric conditions, we aim to shed light on any potential correlation that may exist.
The allure of the unexplained has led many to gaze into the sky and ponder the possibility of extraterrestrial visitations. Alabama, a state known for its rich history and southern charm, also boasts a substantial number of reported UFO sightings. On the other hand, Mount Everest, towering majestically on the border of Nepal and Tibet, has consistently lured adventurers to its treacherous slopes in pursuit of reaching the pinnacle of human accomplishment. The juxtaposition of UFO activity and extreme mountaineering raises tantalizing questions that warrant a rigorous statistical inquiry.
The magnitude of both UFO sightings and Mount Everest summit attempts spans decades, offering a wealth of data ripe for analysis. Examining this extensive dataset from 1975 to 2011, we sought to ascertain whether there exists a discernible pattern between these disparate events. As we embark on our statistical odyssey, it is crucial to maintain a discerning eye to discern true relationships from mere statistical noise.
Our investigation aims not only to uncover any potential correlation but also to spark thought-provoking discourse regarding the influence of extraterrestrial activity on human endeavors. While the notion of little green beings aiding mountaineers in their ascent may seem far-fetched, in the realm of statistics, all possibilities must be entertained until proven otherwise. The implications of our findings, if indeed a significant relationship is unveiled, would be as extraordinary as the phenomena under scrutiny.
With this in mind, we present our findings that may captivate the curious and entice further exploration into the celestial and earthly convergence. It is our hope that this study will not only contribute to the scientific literature but also inspire a touch of wonder and awe in the most skeptical of readers. As we embark on this statistical expedition, let us keep our feet firmly grounded while also allowing our minds to wander among the stars.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In their seminal work, Smith and Doe (2005) conducted a comprehensive analysis of UFO sightings in various regions of the United States. While their focus was not specific to Alabama, the authors unearthed intriguing patterns in the frequency and distribution of reported UFO encounters. Their findings provided a foundational understanding of the prevalence of extraterrestrial activity and laid the groundwork for our investigation of the correlation between UFO sightings and successful Mount Everest climbs.

Similarly, Jones (2010) investigated the historical records of Mount Everest expeditions, documenting the triumphs and tribulations faced by climbers over the years. The author's meticulous examination of mountaineering data formed the contextual backdrop against which we explored the potential interplay of UFO sightings and summit conquests. The groundwork laid by these esteemed researchers set the stage for our own statistical endeavor.

Moving beyond academic studies, a number of non-fiction books have also contributed insightful perspectives to the topic at hand. "UFOs Over Alabama: An Exploration of Extraterrestrial Encounters" by Investigator X, delves into the peculiar anecdotes of otherworldly encounters reported in the Heart of Dixie. While not specifically delving into statistical analysis, the narratives within this work offer a unique lens through which to view our research question.

In a similar vein, "Summit Dreams: The Quest for Mount Everest" by Explorer Y, offers a gripping account of the relentless pursuit of conquering Earth's highest peak. With vivid descriptions and firsthand narratives, this book encapsulates the determination and perseverance of mountaineers in the face of formidable challenges. Though lacking in statistical analyses, the sentiment of reaching for the stars, whether extraterrestrial or terrestrial, resonates deeply with the ethos of our investigation.

However, the literature on this topic is not limited to serious academic works and non-fiction accounts. In a rather unexpected turn, the fiction novel "Alien Ascents: UFOs at the Summit" by Author Z, presents a speculative tale of alien interventions aiding intrepid climbers in their ascent of Mount Everest. While purely a work of imagination, the whimsical narrative invites a moment of levity and creativity amidst our rigorous scholarly pursuit.

Venturing into the realm of outlandish sources, our research team also conducted an exhaustive review of unconventional materials. This included the back labels of shampoo bottles, seeking hidden messages from extraterrestrial entities directing climbers to the mountaintop. Though unorthodox, this approach provided a moment of amusement and a clean scalp for our diligent researchers.

In light of the diverse range of sources consulted, our literature review has afforded a nuanced understanding of the existing landscape surrounding UFO sightings and Mount Everest climbs. The multidimensional nature of our exploration underpins the complexity and intrigue inherent in our statistical analysis.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Alabama and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and CBC . You used data from 1975 to 2011

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"UFO a Summit: A Statistical Analysis of the Relationship between UFO Sightings in Alabama and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a comprehensive statistical analysis of the potential connection between the frequency of UFO sightings in Alabama and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the CBC, our research team examined yearly occurrences from 1975 to 2011. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8915444 and a p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. While the presence of extraterrestrial beings at the summit of Mount Everest may seem far-fetched, our results demand further investigation and reflection on the potential influence of interstellar activity on earthly feats. The implications of this research are as noteworthy as they are out of this world.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
The field of statistics has long been utilized to uncover connections between seemingly unrelated phenomena. In recent years, the intersection of statistical analysis and unconventional subject matter has led to a plethora of intriguing possibilities. Our investigation delves into the relationship between UFO sightings in Alabama and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. While on the surface these two subjects may seem as congruent as a Martian's day-to-day life and Earth's atmospheric conditions, we aim to shed light on any potential correlation that may exist.
The allure of the unexplained has led many to gaze into the sky and ponder the possibility of extraterrestrial visitations. Alabama, a state known for its rich history and southern charm, also boasts a substantial number of reported UFO sightings. On the other hand, Mount Everest, towering majestically on the border of Nepal and Tibet, has consistently lured adventurers to its treacherous slopes in pursuit of reaching the pinnacle of human accomplishment. The juxtaposition of UFO activity and extreme mountaineering raises tantalizing questions that warrant a rigorous statistical inquiry.
The magnitude of both UFO sightings and Mount Everest summit attempts spans decades, offering a wealth of data ripe for analysis. Examining this extensive dataset from 1975 to 2011, we sought to ascertain whether there exists a discernible pattern between these disparate events. As we embark on our statistical odyssey, it is crucial to maintain a discerning eye to discern true relationships from mere statistical noise.
Our investigation aims not only to uncover any potential correlation but also to spark thought-provoking discourse regarding the influence of extraterrestrial activity on human endeavors. While the notion of little green beings aiding mountaineers in their ascent may seem far-fetched, in the realm of statistics, all possibilities must be entertained until proven otherwise. The implications of our findings, if indeed a significant relationship is unveiled, would be as extraordinary as the phenomena under scrutiny.
With this in mind, we present our findings that may captivate the curious and entice further exploration into the celestial and earthly convergence. It is our hope that this study will not only contribute to the scientific literature but also inspire a touch of wonder and awe in the most skeptical of readers. As we embark on this statistical expedition, let us keep our feet firmly grounded while also allowing our minds to wander among the stars.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

METHODOLOGY

Data Collection and Selection:
Our research team collected data from various sources across the internet, including the National UFO Reporting Center and the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC). The chosen time frame for our analysis ranged from 1975 to 2011, a period marked by significant advancements in both UFO sightings and mountaineering escapades. The decision to focus on Alabama's UFO sightings and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs was based on the availability of robust datasets and the desire to explore an unconventional juxtaposition of phenomena. We must note that our research excluded failed summit attempts, as these did not align with our selection criteria. We also excluded UFO sightings that were not clearly reported as belonging to Alabama, in order to maintain the integrity of our dataset.

Statistical Analysis:
Our examination of the relationship between UFO sightings and successful Mount Everest climbs began with a thorough exploration of the collected data. Descriptive statistics were employed to characterize the central tendencies and distributions of both variables. A combination of exploratory data analysis and statistical modeling was then applied to investigate any discernible patterns or relationships between these seemingly disparate occurrences.

Correlation Analysis:
To quantify the potential association between UFO sightings in Alabama and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs, we calculated the correlation coefficient. As the cornerstone of our investigation, the correlation coefficient provided valuable insights into the strength and direction of the linear relationship between these variables. Notably, the correlation coefficient served as a guiding light through the vast expanse of our statistical universe, illuminating any celestial connections that may exist between the two phenomena.

Hypothesis Testing:
To assess the statistical significance of the observed correlation, we conducted hypothesis testing using the p-value as our celestial compass. The p-value, denoted by a figure less than 0.01, steered us toward evidence of a strong positive relationship between UFO sightings in Alabama and successful Mount Everest climbs. This finding prompted us to consider the tantalizing possibility of extraterrestrial intervention in the realm of extreme mountaineering, raising questions that transcended the ordinary boundaries of statistical inquiry.

Limitations:
While our methodology afforded us a comprehensive exploration of the UFO-Mount Everest nexus, it is important to acknowledge the limitations of our study. The reliance on publicly available data and the inherent subjectivity in UFO reporting may cast a shadow of uncertainty on our findings. Furthermore, the encompassing nature of our research did not delve into the specific characteristics of UFO sightings or the individual experiences of mountaineers, leaving room for further investigations to ascend into the depths of these phenomena.

In conclusion, our methodology represents a fusion of statistical rigor, astronomical curiosity, and the intrepid spirit of inquiry. As we embark on this statistical odyssey, we remain steadfast in our commitment to uncovering the unexpected and inspiring wonder in the most improbable of relationships.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Alabama and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and CBC .

For the time period 1975 to 2011, you found a correlation 0.8915444, r-squared of 0.7948514, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"UFO a Summit: A Statistical Analysis of the Relationship between UFO Sightings in Alabama and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a comprehensive statistical analysis of the potential connection between the frequency of UFO sightings in Alabama and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the CBC, our research team examined yearly occurrences from 1975 to 2011. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8915444 and a p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. While the presence of extraterrestrial beings at the summit of Mount Everest may seem far-fetched, our results demand further investigation and reflection on the potential influence of interstellar activity on earthly feats. The implications of this research are as noteworthy as they are out of this world.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
INTRODUCTION
The field of statistics has long been utilized to uncover connections between seemingly unrelated phenomena. In recent years, the intersection of statistical analysis and unconventional subject matter has led to a plethora of intriguing possibilities. Our investigation delves into the relationship between UFO sightings in Alabama and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. While on the surface these two subjects may seem as congruent as a Martian's day-to-day life and Earth's atmospheric conditions, we aim to shed light on any potential correlation that may exist.
The allure of the unexplained has led many to gaze into the sky and ponder the possibility of extraterrestrial visitations. Alabama, a state known for its rich history and southern charm, also boasts a substantial number of reported UFO sightings. On the other hand, Mount Everest, towering majestically on the border of Nepal and Tibet, has consistently lured adventurers to its treacherous slopes in pursuit of reaching the pinnacle of human accomplishment. The juxtaposition of UFO activity and extreme mountaineering raises tantalizing questions that warrant a rigorous statistical inquiry.
The magnitude of both UFO sightings and Mount Everest summit attempts spans decades, offering a wealth of data ripe for analysis. Examining this extensive dataset from 1975 to 2011, we sought to ascertain whether there exists a discernible pattern between these disparate events. As we embark on our statistical odyssey, it is crucial to maintain a discerning eye to discern true relationships from mere statistical noise.
Our investigation aims not only to uncover any potential correlation but also to spark thought-provoking discourse regarding the influence of extraterrestrial activity on human endeavors. While the notion of little green beings aiding mountaineers in their ascent may seem far-fetched, in the realm of statistics, all possibilities must be entertained until proven otherwise. The implications of our findings, if indeed a significant relationship is unveiled, would be as extraordinary as the phenomena under scrutiny.
With this in mind, we present our findings that may captivate the curious and entice further exploration into the celestial and earthly convergence. It is our hope that this study will not only contribute to the scientific literature but also inspire a touch of wonder and awe in the most skeptical of readers. As we embark on this statistical expedition, let us keep our feet firmly grounded while also allowing our minds to wander among the stars.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our analysis indicate a substantial correlation between the frequency of UFO sightings in Alabama and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. The correlation coefficient, calculated to be 0.8915444, suggests a remarkably strong positive relationship between these two disparate phenomena. This finding was supported by the r-squared value of 0.7948514, signifying that approximately 79.5% of the variability in successful Everest climbs can be explained by the occurrence of UFO sightings in Alabama. Notably, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence of the statistical significance of this relationship.

In order to visually represent our findings, a scatterplot (Fig. 1) has been included, displaying the clear upward trend indicative of the positive correlation between UFO sightings in Alabama and successful Mount Everest climbs. This compelling visual reinforces the strength of the relationship we have observed.

The robustness of our statistical findings suggests that there may be intriguing underlying factors at play, prompting further investigation into the potential influence of extraterrestrial activity on the success of mountaineering endeavors. While the implications of our results may seem as far-reaching as the cosmos themselves, they warrant consideration and open the door to a universe of possibilities.

In summary, our analysis has unveiled a striking relationship between UFO sightings in Alabama and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs, challenging conventional wisdom and beckoning further exploration into the interplay between earthly achievements and extraterrestrial presence.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Alabama and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"UFO a Summit: A Statistical Analysis of the Relationship between UFO Sightings in Alabama and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a comprehensive statistical analysis of the potential connection between the frequency of UFO sightings in Alabama and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the CBC, our research team examined yearly occurrences from 1975 to 2011. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8915444 and a p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. While the presence of extraterrestrial beings at the summit of Mount Everest may seem far-fetched, our results demand further investigation and reflection on the potential influence of interstellar activity on earthly feats. The implications of this research are as noteworthy as they are out of this world.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In their seminal work, Smith and Doe (2005) conducted a comprehensive analysis of UFO sightings in various regions of the United States. While their focus was not specific to Alabama, the authors unearthed intriguing patterns in the frequency and distribution of reported UFO encounters. Their findings provided a foundational understanding of the prevalence of extraterrestrial activity and laid the groundwork for our investigation of the correlation between UFO sightings and successful Mount Everest climbs.
Similarly, Jones (2010) investigated the historical records of Mount Everest expeditions, documenting the triumphs and tribulations faced by climbers over the years. The author's meticulous examination of mountaineering data formed the contextual backdrop against which we explored the potential interplay of UFO sightings and summit conquests. The groundwork laid by these esteemed researchers set the stage for our own statistical endeavor.
Moving beyond academic studies, a number of non-fiction books have also contributed insightful perspectives to the topic at hand. "UFOs Over Alabama: An Exploration of Extraterrestrial Encounters" by Investigator X, delves into the peculiar anecdotes of otherworldly encounters reported in the Heart of Dixie. While not specifically delving into statistical analysis, the narratives within this work offer a unique lens through which to view our research question.
In a similar vein, "Summit Dreams: The Quest for Mount Everest" by Explorer Y, offers a gripping account of the relentless pursuit of conquering Earth's highest peak. With vivid descriptions and firsthand narratives, this book encapsulates the determination and perseverance of mountaineers in the face of formidable challenges. Though lacking in statistical analyses, the sentiment of reaching for the stars, whether extraterrestrial or terrestrial, resonates deeply with the ethos of our investigation.
However, the literature on this topic is not limited to serious academic works and non-fiction accounts. In a rather unexpected turn, the fiction novel "Alien Ascents: UFOs at the Summit" by Author Z, presents a speculative tale of alien interventions aiding intrepid climbers in their ascent of Mount Everest. While purely a work of imagination, the whimsical narrative invites a moment of levity and creativity amidst our rigorous scholarly pursuit.
Venturing into the realm of outlandish sources, our research team also conducted an exhaustive review of unconventional materials. This included the back labels of shampoo bottles, seeking hidden messages from extraterrestrial entities directing climbers to the mountaintop. Though unorthodox, this approach provided a moment of amusement and a clean scalp for our diligent researchers.
In light of the diverse range of sources consulted, our literature review has afforded a nuanced understanding of the existing landscape surrounding UFO sightings and Mount Everest climbs. The multidimensional nature of our exploration underpins the complexity and intrigue inherent in our statistical analysis.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis indicate a substantial correlation between the frequency of UFO sightings in Alabama and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. The correlation coefficient, calculated to be 0.8915444, suggests a remarkably strong positive relationship between these two disparate phenomena. This finding was supported by the r-squared value of 0.7948514, signifying that approximately 79.5% of the variability in successful Everest climbs can be explained by the occurrence of UFO sightings in Alabama. Notably, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence of the statistical significance of this relationship.
In order to visually represent our findings, a scatterplot (Fig. 1) has been included, displaying the clear upward trend indicative of the positive correlation between UFO sightings in Alabama and successful Mount Everest climbs. This compelling visual reinforces the strength of the relationship we have observed.
The robustness of our statistical findings suggests that there may be intriguing underlying factors at play, prompting further investigation into the potential influence of extraterrestrial activity on the success of mountaineering endeavors. While the implications of our results may seem as far-reaching as the cosmos themselves, they warrant consideration and open the door to a universe of possibilities.
In summary, our analysis has unveiled a striking relationship between UFO sightings in Alabama and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs, challenging conventional wisdom and beckoning further exploration into the interplay between earthly achievements and extraterrestrial presence.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The correlation uncovered between UFO sightings in Alabama and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs advances our understanding of the intricate interconnections within our world, and possibly beyond. Our findings align with previous research on UFO sightings in the United States, demonstrating consistency with the broader pattern of extraterrestrial activity as it relates to human endeavors. The strong positive relationship revealed in our analysis echoes the enigmatic patterns discerned by Smith and Doe (2005) in their nationwide investigation. While their focus was not specific to Alabama, the threads of extraterrestrial influence appear to manifest consistently across diverse geographic regions. This consistency underscores the pervasiveness of interstellar phenomena and accentuates the cosmic dimension of our statistical inquiry.

Moreover, the robustness of our correlation coefficient aligns with the intricacies of mountaineering documented by Jones (2010), wherein the ebbs and flows of successful Everest climbs mirror the enigmatic unpredictability of UFO sightings. While Jones's work did not delve into extraterrestrial matters, the unforeseen twists and turns encountered by climbers find a curious parallel in the capricious nature of UFO appearances. This parallelism underscores the intricate dance of terrestrial and extraterrestrial forces, inviting contemplation on the interplay of cosmic influences on human achievements.

In a delightful departure from traditional academic sources, the narrative of "Alien Ascents: UFOs at the Summit" by Author Z emerges as a surprising beacon of relevance. The speculative tale of extraterrestrial interventions aiding mountain climbers, albeit fictional, resonates with our findings, highlighting the potential impact of otherworldly assistance on the conquest of Mount Everest. While not to be taken as empirical evidence, this playful narrative injects a touch of whimsy into our scholarly pursuit, urging a delightful engagement with the unexpected within our research.

The breadth of our literature review mirrors the multilayered complexity of our statistical analysis, capturing the amalgamation of serious academic inquiry, curious anecdotes, and even the unconventional exploration of shampoo bottle labels. Far from being mere whimsy, this unorthodox source illuminates the inherent creativity and openness demanded by empirical inquiries. In the spirit of scientific exploration, our foray into unconventional materials is a lighthearted nod to the possibility of unexpected revelations lurking in the most unlikely of places.

In conclusion, our results bolster the existing body of knowledge and expand the horizons of statistical exploration. The profundity of our findings beckons further investigation and contemplation amidst a constellation of cosmic intrigue. While the implications of our research may seem as lofty as the peaks of Mount Everest and as mysterious as the depths of outer space, they propel us into a realm where the terrestrial and the extraterrestrial intertwine, enriching our scholarly pursuits with an otherworldly flair.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Alabama and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"UFO a Summit: A Statistical Analysis of the Relationship between UFO Sightings in Alabama and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a comprehensive statistical analysis of the potential connection between the frequency of UFO sightings in Alabama and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the CBC, our research team examined yearly occurrences from 1975 to 2011. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8915444 and a p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. While the presence of extraterrestrial beings at the summit of Mount Everest may seem far-fetched, our results demand further investigation and reflection on the potential influence of interstellar activity on earthly feats. The implications of this research are as noteworthy as they are out of this world.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
The field of statistics has long been utilized to uncover connections between seemingly unrelated phenomena. In recent years, the intersection of statistical analysis and unconventional subject matter has led to a plethora of intriguing possibilities. Our investigation delves into the relationship between UFO sightings in Alabama and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. While on the surface these two subjects may seem as congruent as a Martian's day-to-day life and Earth's atmospheric conditions, we aim to shed light on any potential correlation that may exist.
The allure of the unexplained has led many to gaze into the sky and ponder the possibility of extraterrestrial visitations. Alabama, a state known for its rich history and southern charm, also boasts a substantial number of reported UFO sightings. On the other hand, Mount Everest, towering majestically on the border of Nepal and Tibet, has consistently lured adventurers to its treacherous slopes in pursuit of reaching the pinnacle of human accomplishment. The juxtaposition of UFO activity and extreme mountaineering raises tantalizing questions that warrant a rigorous statistical inquiry.
The magnitude of both UFO sightings and Mount Everest summit attempts spans decades, offering a wealth of data ripe for analysis. Examining this extensive dataset from 1975 to 2011, we sought to ascertain whether there exists a discernible pattern between these disparate events. As we embark on our statistical odyssey, it is crucial to maintain a discerning eye to discern true relationships from mere statistical noise.
Our investigation aims not only to uncover any potential correlation but also to spark thought-provoking discourse regarding the influence of extraterrestrial activity on human endeavors. While the notion of little green beings aiding mountaineers in their ascent may seem far-fetched, in the realm of statistics, all possibilities must be entertained until proven otherwise. The implications of our findings, if indeed a significant relationship is unveiled, would be as extraordinary as the phenomena under scrutiny.
With this in mind, we present our findings that may captivate the curious and entice further exploration into the celestial and earthly convergence. It is our hope that this study will not only contribute to the scientific literature but also inspire a touch of wonder and awe in the most skeptical of readers. As we embark on this statistical expedition, let us keep our feet firmly grounded while also allowing our minds to wander among the stars.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis indicate a substantial correlation between the frequency of UFO sightings in Alabama and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. The correlation coefficient, calculated to be 0.8915444, suggests a remarkably strong positive relationship between these two disparate phenomena. This finding was supported by the r-squared value of 0.7948514, signifying that approximately 79.5% of the variability in successful Everest climbs can be explained by the occurrence of UFO sightings in Alabama. Notably, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides compelling evidence of the statistical significance of this relationship.
In order to visually represent our findings, a scatterplot (Fig. 1) has been included, displaying the clear upward trend indicative of the positive correlation between UFO sightings in Alabama and successful Mount Everest climbs. This compelling visual reinforces the strength of the relationship we have observed.
The robustness of our statistical findings suggests that there may be intriguing underlying factors at play, prompting further investigation into the potential influence of extraterrestrial activity on the success of mountaineering endeavors. While the implications of our results may seem as far-reaching as the cosmos themselves, they warrant consideration and open the door to a universe of possibilities.
In summary, our analysis has unveiled a striking relationship between UFO sightings in Alabama and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs, challenging conventional wisdom and beckoning further exploration into the interplay between earthly achievements and extraterrestrial presence.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has unveiled a curious correlation between UFO sightings in Alabama and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. The substantial correlation coefficient and compelling p-value suggest a link that warrants further investigation and contemplation. While the notion of otherworldly beings playing a role in the conquest of Earth's tallest peak may appear as improbable as finding a Yeti sipping tea at base camp, our statistical analysis insists otherwise. The implications of our findings could be as seismic as an alien invasion, sparking contemplation on the potential interstellar influence on earthly achievements.

The possibility of extraterrestrial involvement in human accomplishments, while tantalizing, should be approached with a healthy dose of skepticism. However, our results demand earnest consideration, forcing us to entertain the once-dismissed idea of cosmic assistance in conquering Mount Everest.

At this juncture, our study brings to mind a famous quote: "The truth is out there." While we stop short of entertaining conspiracy theories or advocating for UFO-spotting as a new method for predicting the success of mountain expeditions, we cannot deny the statistical evidence before us. It is as clear as a UFO sighting on a moonless night.

In conclusion, no more research is needed in this area. There is no need to add fuel to the UFO phenomenon. It is time to close the case and move on to other statistically interesting matters, leaving this peculiar connection to the realm of statistical curiosities.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited UFO a Summit: A Statistical Analysis of the Relationship between UFO Sightings in Alabama and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Extraterrestrial Studies and Mountain Metrics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited UFO a Summit: A Statistical Analysis of the Relationship between UFO Sightings in Alabama and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Extraterrestrial Phenomena Research and Analysis


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled UFO a Summit: A Statistical Analysis of the Relationship between UFO Sightings in Alabama and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs with an abstract of This paper presents a comprehensive statistical analysis of the potential connection between the frequency of UFO sightings in Alabama and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the CBC, our research team examined yearly occurrences from 1975 to 2011. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8915444 and a p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting a strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. While the presence of extraterrestrial beings at the summit of Mount Everest may seem far-fetched, our results demand further investigation and reflection on the potential influence of interstellar activity on earthly feats. The implications of this research are as noteworthy as they are out of this world.

ChatGPT:

UFO sightings, Alabama, Mount Everest climbs, statistical analysis, correlation coefficient, p-value, National UFO Reporting Center, CBC, extraterrestrial beings, interstellar activity, earthly feats, research implications

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Data details

UFO sightings in Alabama
Detailed data title: UFO sightings reported in Alabama
Source: National UFO Reporting Center
See what else correlates with UFO sightings in Alabama

Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs
Source: CBC
See what else correlates with Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs

Correlation r = 0.8915444 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7948514 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 79.5% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., UFO sightings in Alabama) over the 37 years from 1975 through 2011.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.4E-13. 0.0000000000001364202012973282
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.89 in 1.4E-11% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 7,330,292,658,200 random variables You don't actually need 7 trillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 36 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 36 because we have two variables measured over a period of 37 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.8, 0.94 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1975197619771978197919801981198219831984198519861987198819891990199119921993199419951996199719981999200020012002200320042005200620072008200920102011
UFO sightings in Alabama (UFO sightings)5436251004413210063977101630191218422740375148322641
Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs (Climbers)154025181051823163040502572309012951839585121118145182159267337307493633423457543542




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.

    (This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
    They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([5,4,3,6,2,5,1,0,0,4,4,1,3,2,1,0,0,6,3,9,7,7,10,16,30,19,12,18,42,27,40,37,51,48,32,26,41,])
array_2 = np.array([15,4,0,25,18,10,5,18,23,16,30,4,0,50,25,72,30,90,129,51,83,95,85,121,118,145,182,159,267,337,307,493,633,423,457,543,542,])
array_1_name = "UFO sightings in Alabama"
array_2_name = "Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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