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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Total revenue generated by the National Hockey League and the second variable is The number of registered nurses in California.  The chart goes from 2006 to 2020, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

The success of the NHL led to a spike in hockey-related injuries, requiring more nurses to be on hand for first aid and band-aid application at local rinks. Looks like the real MVPs are the ones with the stethoscopes now!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [ A meme ]: "New Kids on the Ice" Generate an image of a bustling ice rink with hockey players darting across the ice. Above them, a giant scoreboard displays the total revenue generated by the National Hockey League. In the stands, a group of newly registered nurses from California can be seen attending to players on the sidelines. The players' jerseys prominently feature team logos, and a long line at the merchandise stand points to a surge in jersey sales. The visual should capture the energetic atmosphere of the ice rink with a focus on the different elements mentioned. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Total revenue generated by the National Hockey League and The number of registered nurses in California. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: High-tech a meme Low poly A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s Brutalism
ChatGPT: A meme

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Total revenue generated by the National Hockey League and The number of registered nurses in California, in the following situation: Because the increase in total revenue generated by the National Hockey League led to a surge in jersey sales, resulting in more Californians pursuing careers as registered nurses to treat the injuries sustained from intense pick-up games and celebratory fist bumps after goals.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In the scene, we see a bustling ice rink with hockey players zipping across the ice. Overhead, a giant scoreboard displays the total revenue generated by the National Hockey League. Among the cheering fans, we notice a group of newly registered nurses from California, attending to players on the sidelines. The jerseys worn by the players feature the logos of the teams, and the surge in jersey sales is evident from a long line at the merchandise stand.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A meme ] and depicting this scene: In the scene, we see a bustling ice rink with hockey players zipping across the ice. Overhead, a giant scoreboard displays the total revenue generated by the National Hockey League. Among the cheering fans, we notice a group of newly registered nurses from California, attending to players on the sidelines. The jerseys worn by the players feature the logos of the teams, and the surge in jersey sales is evident from a long line at the merchandise stand. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [ A meme ]: "New Kids on the Ice" Generate an image of a bustling ice rink with hockey players darting across the ice. Above them, a giant scoreboard displays the total revenue generated by the National Hockey League. In the stands, a group of newly registered nurses from California can be seen attending to players on the sidelines. The players' jerseys prominently feature team logos, and a long line at the merchandise stand points to a surge in jersey sales. The visual should capture the energetic atmosphere of the ice rink with a focus on the different elements mentioned.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Total revenue generated by the National Hockey League caused The number of registered nurses in California to increase. Add a funny one-liner at the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Skate Blades and Scales: An Examination of the Relationship Between NHL Revenue and Registered Nurses in California

Journal of Sports Economics and Healthcare Trends

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Total revenue generated by the National Hockey League and The number of registered nurses in California. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from Statista and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9462430 and p < 0.01 for 2006 to 2020.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Skate Blades and Scales: An Examination of the Relationship Between NHL Revenue and Registered Nurses in California

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we present the findings of our study on the connection between the total revenue generated by the National Hockey League (NHL) and the number of registered nurses in California. While this correlation may seem as mismatched as a hat trick in a figure skating competition, our research team meticulously analyzed data from Statista and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to reveal a surprising relationship. Our findings indicate a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9462430 and p < 0.01 from the years 2006 to 2020, suggesting a connection that even the most seasoned analysts would find puck-uliar. Join us as we skate through the data to uncover the unexpected harmony between the rink and the hospital ward.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Total revenue generated by the National Hockey League and The number of registered nurses in California. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Skate Blades and Scales: An Examination of the Relationship Between NHL Revenue and Registered Nurses in California

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we present the findings of our study on the connection between the total revenue generated by the National Hockey League (NHL) and the number of registered nurses in California. While this correlation may seem as mismatched as a hat trick in a figure skating competition, our research team meticulously analyzed data from Statista and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to reveal a surprising relationship. Our findings indicate a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9462430 and p < 0.01 from the years 2006 to 2020, suggesting a connection that even the most seasoned analysts would find puck-uliar. Join us as we skate through the data to uncover the unexpected harmony between the rink and the hospital ward.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
**[[INTRODUCTION]]**

In the realm of academic inquiry, the seemingly incongruous pairing of the National Hockey League (NHL) and the population of registered nurses in California certainly raises eyebrows. One might wonder what a group of hockey players shooting pucks into nets has to do with the diligent healthcare professionals tending to the needs of Californians. However, as the saying goes, "where there's ice, there's fire," and it is precisely this unlikely juxtaposition that has sparked our curiosity and led us down a path of statistical analysis and data exploration.

As researchers, we are often tasked with unraveling the mysteries of seemingly unrelated variables, utilizing our analytical tools to discern patterns and relationships. In this case, we sought to delve into the world of professional hockey and healthcare, aiming to shed light on any potential connections between the financial success of the NHL and the number of registered nurses in the Golden State. While some may view this undertaking as akin to attempting a hat trick on roller skates, we approached the endeavor with all the seriousness and rigor that any academic investigation demands.

Our study is driven by a twofold motivation: first, to quench our intellectual curiosity and, second, to contribute to the ever-expanding body of knowledge at the intersection of sports economics and healthcare labor dynamics. The pursuit of knowledge often leads us down unexpected alleys, and in this case, our journey has revealed a surprising correlation worthy of further examination.

With data in hand and statistical tools at the ready, we set out to explore the relationship between NHL revenue and the number of registered nurses in California. Using data from reputable sources such as Statista and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we endeavored to uncover any hidden threads linking these seemingly disparate domains. What we uncovered was, in many ways, as surprising as finding a hockey puck in a hospital waiting room.

Join us as we embark on this illuminating journey, where the puck meets the stethoscope and the players on the ice may have more in common with the nurses in the ward than one might initially imagine. In the following pages, we will endeavor to unravel the mysteries of this unexpected correlation and discern the implications it may hold for the realms of sports economics and healthcare labor dynamics.

So lace up your skates, grab your stethoscope, and join us as we undertake a scholarly exploration that promises to reveal a surprising harmony between the world of professional sports and the vital healthcare industry.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Total revenue generated by the National Hockey League and The number of registered nurses in California. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some cartoons and childrens' shows that you watched that are related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Skate Blades and Scales: An Examination of the Relationship Between NHL Revenue and Registered Nurses in California

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we present the findings of our study on the connection between the total revenue generated by the National Hockey League (NHL) and the number of registered nurses in California. While this correlation may seem as mismatched as a hat trick in a figure skating competition, our research team meticulously analyzed data from Statista and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to reveal a surprising relationship. Our findings indicate a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9462430 and p < 0.01 from the years 2006 to 2020, suggesting a connection that even the most seasoned analysts would find puck-uliar. Join us as we skate through the data to uncover the unexpected harmony between the rink and the hospital ward.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the realm of academic inquiry, the seemingly incongruous pairing of the National Hockey League (NHL) and the population of registered nurses in California certainly raises eyebrows. One might wonder what a group of hockey players shooting pucks into nets has to do with the diligent healthcare professionals tending to the needs of Californians. However, as the saying goes, "where there's ice, there's fire," and it is precisely this unlikely juxtaposition that has sparked our curiosity and led us down a path of statistical analysis and data exploration.
As researchers, we are often tasked with unraveling the mysteries of seemingly unrelated variables, utilizing our analytical tools to discern patterns and relationships. In this case, we sought to delve into the world of professional hockey and healthcare, aiming to shed light on any potential connections between the financial success of the NHL and the number of registered nurses in the Golden State. While some may view this undertaking as akin to attempting a hat trick on roller skates, we approached the endeavor with all the seriousness and rigor that any academic investigation demands.
Our study is driven by a twofold motivation: first, to quench our intellectual curiosity and, second, to contribute to the ever-expanding body of knowledge at the intersection of sports economics and healthcare labor dynamics. The pursuit of knowledge often leads us down unexpected alleys, and in this case, our journey has revealed a surprising correlation worthy of further examination.
With data in hand and statistical tools at the ready, we set out to explore the relationship between NHL revenue and the number of registered nurses in California. Using data from reputable sources such as Statista and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we endeavored to uncover any hidden threads linking these seemingly disparate domains. What we uncovered was, in many ways, as surprising as finding a hockey puck in a hospital waiting room.
Join us as we embark on this illuminating journey, where the puck meets the stethoscope and the players on the ice may have more in common with the nurses in the ward than one might initially imagine. In the following pages, we will endeavor to unravel the mysteries of this unexpected correlation and discern the implications it may hold for the realms of sports economics and healthcare labor dynamics.
So lace up your skates, grab your stethoscope, and join us as we undertake a scholarly exploration that promises to reveal a surprising harmony between the world of professional sports and the vital healthcare industry.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

While the pursuit of connections between seemingly unrelated phenomena is often likened to searching for a needle in a haystack, our investigation into the relationship between NHL revenue and the number of registered nurses in California has led us to unexpectedly stumble upon a gold mine—though in this case, it may be more fitting to refer to it as an ice rink. Our quest for knowledge has taken us through a wide array of literature and sources, from scholarly investigations to popular culture references, providing us with a comprehensive view of the existing discourse on the subject matter.

Smith et al. (2017) conducted a thorough analysis of labor dynamics in the healthcare industry, focusing on the correlation between healthcare workforce density and economic indicators. Their findings shed light on the intricate interplay between financial success in specific sectors and the availability of healthcare professionals, laying the groundwork for our exploration of the relationship between NHL revenue and registered nurses. Meanwhile, Doe's (2015) seminal work delved into the economic impact of professional sports leagues on metropolitan areas, revealing intriguing patterns of employment shifts and labor market dynamics. Although Doe's study did not directly address the healthcare sector, its insights into the far-reaching effects of sports economics were instrumental in shaping our approach to the present investigation.

Jones (2019) provided a comprehensive overview of revenue trends in the sports industry, emphasizing the multifaceted nature of financial success in professional sports leagues. While Jones' work focused primarily on the broader economic landscape of sports, the parallels drawn between revenue generation and workforce implications served as a catalyst for our exploration of the relationship between NHL revenue and the healthcare labor market.

Venturing beyond the traditional academic realm, we also turn to non-fiction books such as "Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game" by Michael Lewis and "Freakonomics: A Rogue Economist Explores the Hidden Side of Everything" by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner, offering unconventional perspectives on data analysis and surprising correlations. While these works do not directly address the specific relationship under investigation, their explorations of statistical anomalies and unexpected connections serve as a source of inspiration as we navigate the uncharted territory of NHL revenue and healthcare labor dynamics.

In the realm of fiction, the works of Malcolm Gladwell, including "Outliers: The Story of Success" and "Blink: The Power of Thinking Without Thinking," prompt us to consider the often overlooked factors that may influence success and outcomes in seemingly unrelated domains. As we uncover the unexpected correlations between NHL revenue and the number of registered nurses in California, Gladwell's insights into the subtleties of human behavior and decision-making offer a thought-provoking lens through which to interpret our findings.

Drawing from the unconventional well of popular culture, we find ourselves reminiscing about childhood favorites such as "The Care Bears" and "Paw Patrol," both of which, on a lighter note, feature characters dedicated to tending to the well-being of others. While these beloved cartoons may not provide direct insights into the complexities of sports economics and healthcare labor dynamics, the themes of community care and teamwork serve as gentle reminders of the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate domains—though we concede that a comparison between Care Bears and NHL revenue may be as mismatched as a hockey stick in a hospital hallway.

As we wade through a diverse array of literature and cultural references, it becomes abundantly clear that the pursuit of knowledge knows no boundaries, and unexpected sources may hold valuable insights in the quest to unravel the mysteries of correlations and unexpected connections. Therefore, armed with inspiration from a wide range of sources, we press onward in our scholarly exploration of the entwined worlds of professional sports and healthcare labor dynamics.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Total revenue generated by the National Hockey League and The number of registered nurses in California. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Statista and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2006 to 2020

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Skate Blades and Scales: An Examination of the Relationship Between NHL Revenue and Registered Nurses in California

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we present the findings of our study on the connection between the total revenue generated by the National Hockey League (NHL) and the number of registered nurses in California. While this correlation may seem as mismatched as a hat trick in a figure skating competition, our research team meticulously analyzed data from Statista and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to reveal a surprising relationship. Our findings indicate a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9462430 and p < 0.01 from the years 2006 to 2020, suggesting a connection that even the most seasoned analysts would find puck-uliar. Join us as we skate through the data to uncover the unexpected harmony between the rink and the hospital ward.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the realm of academic inquiry, the seemingly incongruous pairing of the National Hockey League (NHL) and the population of registered nurses in California certainly raises eyebrows. One might wonder what a group of hockey players shooting pucks into nets has to do with the diligent healthcare professionals tending to the needs of Californians. However, as the saying goes, "where there's ice, there's fire," and it is precisely this unlikely juxtaposition that has sparked our curiosity and led us down a path of statistical analysis and data exploration.
As researchers, we are often tasked with unraveling the mysteries of seemingly unrelated variables, utilizing our analytical tools to discern patterns and relationships. In this case, we sought to delve into the world of professional hockey and healthcare, aiming to shed light on any potential connections between the financial success of the NHL and the number of registered nurses in the Golden State. While some may view this undertaking as akin to attempting a hat trick on roller skates, we approached the endeavor with all the seriousness and rigor that any academic investigation demands.
Our study is driven by a twofold motivation: first, to quench our intellectual curiosity and, second, to contribute to the ever-expanding body of knowledge at the intersection of sports economics and healthcare labor dynamics. The pursuit of knowledge often leads us down unexpected alleys, and in this case, our journey has revealed a surprising correlation worthy of further examination.
With data in hand and statistical tools at the ready, we set out to explore the relationship between NHL revenue and the number of registered nurses in California. Using data from reputable sources such as Statista and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we endeavored to uncover any hidden threads linking these seemingly disparate domains. What we uncovered was, in many ways, as surprising as finding a hockey puck in a hospital waiting room.
Join us as we embark on this illuminating journey, where the puck meets the stethoscope and the players on the ice may have more in common with the nurses in the ward than one might initially imagine. In the following pages, we will endeavor to unravel the mysteries of this unexpected correlation and discern the implications it may hold for the realms of sports economics and healthcare labor dynamics.
So lace up your skates, grab your stethoscope, and join us as we undertake a scholarly exploration that promises to reveal a surprising harmony between the world of professional sports and the vital healthcare industry.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To wrangle this puck-uliar correlation between NHL revenue and the number of registered nurses in California, we employed a series of methodological approaches that would make even the most agile figure skater envious of our analytical prowess. Our data collection spanned the years 2006 to 2020, allowing us to capture a comprehensive view of the relationship between these seemingly incongruous variables.

Firstly, we scoured through the labyrinth of the internet, navigating through the virtual ice rinks of data sources to gather information on NHL revenue from reputable platforms such as Statista. Like intrepid explorers of the digital age, we ventured into the depths of the Bureau of Labor Statistics to uncover the numerical representation of registered nurses in California, dodging statistical slap shots and staying clear of the perilous penalty box of unreliable data.

Once our data was in hand, we unleashed the full arsenal of statistical analyses, including but not limited to regression models, correlation coefficients, and time series analysis. Our approach was as systematic as a Zamboni smoothing the ice, ensuring that each analytical maneuver would reveal the nuances of the relationship between NHL revenue and the number of registered nurses in California.

In addition to the quantitative analyses, we also sought qualitative insights from industry experts, engaging in discussions that provided a human touch to our otherwise numbers-driven investigation. These conversations provided valuable context and additional layers of understanding, akin to adding extra layers to protect against the icy winds of analytical ambiguity.

Our methodology was underpinned by a commitment to thoroughness and rigor, much like the dedication required to perfect a triple axel. We left no puck unturned and no data point unexamined, resulting in a research endeavor that was as comprehensive as a team's playbook and as detailed as a meticulous tape job on a hockey stick.

With our methodological strategies in place, we set out to uncover the secrets hidden within the intersection of NHL revenue and the population of registered nurses in California, revealing a correlation that may just be the unexpected hat trick of research discoveries.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Total revenue generated by the National Hockey League and The number of registered nurses in California. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Statista and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .

For the time period 2006 to 2020, you found a correlation 0.9462430, r-squared of 0.8953758, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Skate Blades and Scales: An Examination of the Relationship Between NHL Revenue and Registered Nurses in California

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we present the findings of our study on the connection between the total revenue generated by the National Hockey League (NHL) and the number of registered nurses in California. While this correlation may seem as mismatched as a hat trick in a figure skating competition, our research team meticulously analyzed data from Statista and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to reveal a surprising relationship. Our findings indicate a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9462430 and p < 0.01 from the years 2006 to 2020, suggesting a connection that even the most seasoned analysts would find puck-uliar. Join us as we skate through the data to uncover the unexpected harmony between the rink and the hospital ward.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
In the realm of academic inquiry, the seemingly incongruous pairing of the National Hockey League (NHL) and the population of registered nurses in California certainly raises eyebrows. One might wonder what a group of hockey players shooting pucks into nets has to do with the diligent healthcare professionals tending to the needs of Californians. However, as the saying goes, "where there's ice, there's fire," and it is precisely this unlikely juxtaposition that has sparked our curiosity and led us down a path of statistical analysis and data exploration.
As researchers, we are often tasked with unraveling the mysteries of seemingly unrelated variables, utilizing our analytical tools to discern patterns and relationships. In this case, we sought to delve into the world of professional hockey and healthcare, aiming to shed light on any potential connections between the financial success of the NHL and the number of registered nurses in the Golden State. While some may view this undertaking as akin to attempting a hat trick on roller skates, we approached the endeavor with all the seriousness and rigor that any academic investigation demands.
Our study is driven by a twofold motivation: first, to quench our intellectual curiosity and, second, to contribute to the ever-expanding body of knowledge at the intersection of sports economics and healthcare labor dynamics. The pursuit of knowledge often leads us down unexpected alleys, and in this case, our journey has revealed a surprising correlation worthy of further examination.
With data in hand and statistical tools at the ready, we set out to explore the relationship between NHL revenue and the number of registered nurses in California. Using data from reputable sources such as Statista and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we endeavored to uncover any hidden threads linking these seemingly disparate domains. What we uncovered was, in many ways, as surprising as finding a hockey puck in a hospital waiting room.
Join us as we embark on this illuminating journey, where the puck meets the stethoscope and the players on the ice may have more in common with the nurses in the ward than one might initially imagine. In the following pages, we will endeavor to unravel the mysteries of this unexpected correlation and discern the implications it may hold for the realms of sports economics and healthcare labor dynamics.
So lace up your skates, grab your stethoscope, and join us as we undertake a scholarly exploration that promises to reveal a surprising harmony between the world of professional sports and the vital healthcare industry.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The statistical analysis of the data delved into the relationship between the total revenue generated by the National Hockey League (NHL) and the number of registered nurses in California from 2006 to 2020. The Pearson correlation coefficient was calculated to be 0.9462430, indicating a remarkably strong positive correlation between the two variables. This finding suggests that as NHL revenue increased, there was a substantial tendency for the number of registered nurses in California to increase as well.

Further analysis using the coefficient of determination, or r-squared, revealed a value of 0.8953758. This indicates that approximately 89.54% of the variation in the number of registered nurses in California can be explained by the variation in NHL revenue. It's as if the financial successes and shortcomings of the NHL were intricately intertwined with the ebbs and flows of the nursing workforce in the Golden State, akin to a synchronized figure skating routine.

The p-value obtained was less than 0.01, providing strong evidence against the null hypothesis of no correlation. In other words, the chances of obtaining such a strong correlation coefficient by random chance are as unlikely as a Zamboni making its way through rush-hour traffic. The results indicate a significant association between NHL revenue and the number of registered nurses in California, defying conventional expectations and reminding us that in the world of data analysis, there's always room for surprises.

To visually encapsulate the robust relationship uncovered by our analysis, a scatterplot was constructed (Fig. 1). The plot illustrates the clear ascending trend, with NHL revenue on the x-axis and the number of registered nurses in California on the y-axis – a data depiction that is both as clear as ice and as jarring as a hockey body check.

Overall, the results of our analysis highlight a striking correlation between the financial success of the NHL and the size of the nursing workforce in California. The unexpected harmony between these seemingly unrelated domains underscores the intricacies of economic and labor dynamics. Our findings prompt further inquiry into the underlying mechanisms driving this unexpected relationship, leaving us with a profound appreciation for the serendipitous discoveries that can emerge from the unlikeliest pairings.

In the subsequent sections, we will discuss the implications of these findings and explore potential avenues for future research, as we continue to unravel the delightful mysteries of this unanticipated correlation. Stay tuned, as we venture into the exhilarating intersection of hockey and healthcare, where the unlikely union of skate blades and scales awaits our scholarly elucidation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Total revenue generated by the National Hockey League and The number of registered nurses in California. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Skate Blades and Scales: An Examination of the Relationship Between NHL Revenue and Registered Nurses in California

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we present the findings of our study on the connection between the total revenue generated by the National Hockey League (NHL) and the number of registered nurses in California. While this correlation may seem as mismatched as a hat trick in a figure skating competition, our research team meticulously analyzed data from Statista and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to reveal a surprising relationship. Our findings indicate a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9462430 and p < 0.01 from the years 2006 to 2020, suggesting a connection that even the most seasoned analysts would find puck-uliar. Join us as we skate through the data to uncover the unexpected harmony between the rink and the hospital ward.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
While the pursuit of connections between seemingly unrelated phenomena is often likened to searching for a needle in a haystack, our investigation into the relationship between NHL revenue and the number of registered nurses in California has led us to unexpectedly stumble upon a gold mine—though in this case, it may be more fitting to refer to it as an ice rink. Our quest for knowledge has taken us through a wide array of literature and sources, from scholarly investigations to popular culture references, providing us with a comprehensive view of the existing discourse on the subject matter.
Smith et al. (2017) conducted a thorough analysis of labor dynamics in the healthcare industry, focusing on the correlation between healthcare workforce density and economic indicators. Their findings shed light on the intricate interplay between financial success in specific sectors and the availability of healthcare professionals, laying the groundwork for our exploration of the relationship between NHL revenue and registered nurses. Meanwhile, Doe's (2015) seminal work delved into the economic impact of professional sports leagues on metropolitan areas, revealing intriguing patterns of employment shifts and labor market dynamics. Although Doe's study did not directly address the healthcare sector, its insights into the far-reaching effects of sports economics were instrumental in shaping our approach to the present investigation.
Jones (2019) provided a comprehensive overview of revenue trends in the sports industry, emphasizing the multifaceted nature of financial success in professional sports leagues. While Jones' work focused primarily on the broader economic landscape of sports, the parallels drawn between revenue generation and workforce implications served as a catalyst for our exploration of the relationship between NHL revenue and the healthcare labor market.
Venturing beyond the traditional academic realm, we also turn to non-fiction books such as "Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game" by Michael Lewis and "Freakonomics: A Rogue Economist Explores the Hidden Side of Everything" by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner, offering unconventional perspectives on data analysis and surprising correlations. While these works do not directly address the specific relationship under investigation, their explorations of statistical anomalies and unexpected connections serve as a source of inspiration as we navigate the uncharted territory of NHL revenue and healthcare labor dynamics.
In the realm of fiction, the works of Malcolm Gladwell, including "Outliers: The Story of Success" and "Blink: The Power of Thinking Without Thinking," prompt us to consider the often overlooked factors that may influence success and outcomes in seemingly unrelated domains. As we uncover the unexpected correlations between NHL revenue and the number of registered nurses in California, Gladwell's insights into the subtleties of human behavior and decision-making offer a thought-provoking lens through which to interpret our findings.
Drawing from the unconventional well of popular culture, we find ourselves reminiscing about childhood favorites such as "The Care Bears" and "Paw Patrol," both of which, on a lighter note, feature characters dedicated to tending to the well-being of others. While these beloved cartoons may not provide direct insights into the complexities of sports economics and healthcare labor dynamics, the themes of community care and teamwork serve as gentle reminders of the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate domains—though we concede that a comparison between Care Bears and NHL revenue may be as mismatched as a hockey stick in a hospital hallway.
As we wade through a diverse array of literature and cultural references, it becomes abundantly clear that the pursuit of knowledge knows no boundaries, and unexpected sources may hold valuable insights in the quest to unravel the mysteries of correlations and unexpected connections. Therefore, armed with inspiration from a wide range of sources, we press onward in our scholarly exploration of the entwined worlds of professional sports and healthcare labor dynamics.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data delved into the relationship between the total revenue generated by the National Hockey League (NHL) and the number of registered nurses in California from 2006 to 2020. The Pearson correlation coefficient was calculated to be 0.9462430, indicating a remarkably strong positive correlation between the two variables. This finding suggests that as NHL revenue increased, there was a substantial tendency for the number of registered nurses in California to increase as well.
Further analysis using the coefficient of determination, or r-squared, revealed a value of 0.8953758. This indicates that approximately 89.54% of the variation in the number of registered nurses in California can be explained by the variation in NHL revenue. It's as if the financial successes and shortcomings of the NHL were intricately intertwined with the ebbs and flows of the nursing workforce in the Golden State, akin to a synchronized figure skating routine.
The p-value obtained was less than 0.01, providing strong evidence against the null hypothesis of no correlation. In other words, the chances of obtaining such a strong correlation coefficient by random chance are as unlikely as a Zamboni making its way through rush-hour traffic. The results indicate a significant association between NHL revenue and the number of registered nurses in California, defying conventional expectations and reminding us that in the world of data analysis, there's always room for surprises.
To visually encapsulate the robust relationship uncovered by our analysis, a scatterplot was constructed (Fig. 1). The plot illustrates the clear ascending trend, with NHL revenue on the x-axis and the number of registered nurses in California on the y-axis – a data depiction that is both as clear as ice and as jarring as a hockey body check.
Overall, the results of our analysis highlight a striking correlation between the financial success of the NHL and the size of the nursing workforce in California. The unexpected harmony between these seemingly unrelated domains underscores the intricacies of economic and labor dynamics. Our findings prompt further inquiry into the underlying mechanisms driving this unexpected relationship, leaving us with a profound appreciation for the serendipitous discoveries that can emerge from the unlikeliest pairings.
In the subsequent sections, we will discuss the implications of these findings and explore potential avenues for future research, as we continue to unravel the delightful mysteries of this unanticipated correlation. Stay tuned, as we venture into the exhilarating intersection of hockey and healthcare, where the unlikely union of skate blades and scales awaits our scholarly elucidation.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

The findings of our study showcased a remarkably strong correlation between the total revenue generated by the National Hockey League (NHL) and the number of registered nurses in California, prompting us to reconsider the traditional separations between sports economics and healthcare labor dynamics. As we wade through the depths of our results, it becomes abundantly clear that the uncharted territory of NHL revenue and the nursing workforce is fraught with unexpected twists and turns, much like a sudden breakaway on the ice.

Our results align with previous research by Smith et al. (2017), whose analysis of healthcare workforce density and economic indicators laid the groundwork for our exploration. The intricate interplay between financial success in specific sectors and the availability of healthcare professionals resonates with our findings, highlighting the multifaceted nature of labor dynamics in response to economic shifts. Much like a well-executed power play, our study has successfully connected the dots between revenue trends in the sports industry and workforce implications, drawing a parallel to Jones' (2019) comprehensive overview of revenue patterns.

Venturing further into non-conventional sources, our findings resonate with the explorations of statistical anomalies and unexpected correlations in "Moneyball" and "Freakonomics," challenging us to consider the often overlooked factors influencing success in seemingly unrelated domains. The unexpected alignment of NHL revenue and the nursing workforce reminds us that, in the world of data analysis, a surprise goal from an unexpected player can change the game entirely.

While the connection between NHL revenue and the number of registered nurses in California may seem as mismatched as a goalie on a breakaway, our study has revealed a correlation as clear as day – akin to a seamless pass across the rink. As we prepare for future research endeavors, we eagerly anticipate uncovering the underlying mechanisms driving this unlikely relationship, navigating the exhilarating intersection of hockey and healthcare where skate blades and scales intertwine in delightful, puck-uliar harmony. Stay tuned for more unexpected discoveries as we continue to unravel the mysteries of this unanticipated correlation, because in the world of academic research, the puck doesn't stop here!


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System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Total revenue generated by the National Hockey League and The number of registered nurses in California. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Skate Blades and Scales: An Examination of the Relationship Between NHL Revenue and Registered Nurses in California

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we present the findings of our study on the connection between the total revenue generated by the National Hockey League (NHL) and the number of registered nurses in California. While this correlation may seem as mismatched as a hat trick in a figure skating competition, our research team meticulously analyzed data from Statista and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to reveal a surprising relationship. Our findings indicate a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9462430 and p < 0.01 from the years 2006 to 2020, suggesting a connection that even the most seasoned analysts would find puck-uliar. Join us as we skate through the data to uncover the unexpected harmony between the rink and the hospital ward.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
In the realm of academic inquiry, the seemingly incongruous pairing of the National Hockey League (NHL) and the population of registered nurses in California certainly raises eyebrows. One might wonder what a group of hockey players shooting pucks into nets has to do with the diligent healthcare professionals tending to the needs of Californians. However, as the saying goes, "where there's ice, there's fire," and it is precisely this unlikely juxtaposition that has sparked our curiosity and led us down a path of statistical analysis and data exploration.
As researchers, we are often tasked with unraveling the mysteries of seemingly unrelated variables, utilizing our analytical tools to discern patterns and relationships. In this case, we sought to delve into the world of professional hockey and healthcare, aiming to shed light on any potential connections between the financial success of the NHL and the number of registered nurses in the Golden State. While some may view this undertaking as akin to attempting a hat trick on roller skates, we approached the endeavor with all the seriousness and rigor that any academic investigation demands.
Our study is driven by a twofold motivation: first, to quench our intellectual curiosity and, second, to contribute to the ever-expanding body of knowledge at the intersection of sports economics and healthcare labor dynamics. The pursuit of knowledge often leads us down unexpected alleys, and in this case, our journey has revealed a surprising correlation worthy of further examination.
With data in hand and statistical tools at the ready, we set out to explore the relationship between NHL revenue and the number of registered nurses in California. Using data from reputable sources such as Statista and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we endeavored to uncover any hidden threads linking these seemingly disparate domains. What we uncovered was, in many ways, as surprising as finding a hockey puck in a hospital waiting room.
Join us as we embark on this illuminating journey, where the puck meets the stethoscope and the players on the ice may have more in common with the nurses in the ward than one might initially imagine. In the following pages, we will endeavor to unravel the mysteries of this unexpected correlation and discern the implications it may hold for the realms of sports economics and healthcare labor dynamics.
So lace up your skates, grab your stethoscope, and join us as we undertake a scholarly exploration that promises to reveal a surprising harmony between the world of professional sports and the vital healthcare industry.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data delved into the relationship between the total revenue generated by the National Hockey League (NHL) and the number of registered nurses in California from 2006 to 2020. The Pearson correlation coefficient was calculated to be 0.9462430, indicating a remarkably strong positive correlation between the two variables. This finding suggests that as NHL revenue increased, there was a substantial tendency for the number of registered nurses in California to increase as well.
Further analysis using the coefficient of determination, or r-squared, revealed a value of 0.8953758. This indicates that approximately 89.54% of the variation in the number of registered nurses in California can be explained by the variation in NHL revenue. It's as if the financial successes and shortcomings of the NHL were intricately intertwined with the ebbs and flows of the nursing workforce in the Golden State, akin to a synchronized figure skating routine.
The p-value obtained was less than 0.01, providing strong evidence against the null hypothesis of no correlation. In other words, the chances of obtaining such a strong correlation coefficient by random chance are as unlikely as a Zamboni making its way through rush-hour traffic. The results indicate a significant association between NHL revenue and the number of registered nurses in California, defying conventional expectations and reminding us that in the world of data analysis, there's always room for surprises.
To visually encapsulate the robust relationship uncovered by our analysis, a scatterplot was constructed (Fig. 1). The plot illustrates the clear ascending trend, with NHL revenue on the x-axis and the number of registered nurses in California on the y-axis – a data depiction that is both as clear as ice and as jarring as a hockey body check.
Overall, the results of our analysis highlight a striking correlation between the financial success of the NHL and the size of the nursing workforce in California. The unexpected harmony between these seemingly unrelated domains underscores the intricacies of economic and labor dynamics. Our findings prompt further inquiry into the underlying mechanisms driving this unexpected relationship, leaving us with a profound appreciation for the serendipitous discoveries that can emerge from the unlikeliest pairings.
In the subsequent sections, we will discuss the implications of these findings and explore potential avenues for future research, as we continue to unravel the delightful mysteries of this unanticipated correlation. Stay tuned, as we venture into the exhilarating intersection of hockey and healthcare, where the unlikely union of skate blades and scales awaits our scholarly elucidation.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



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[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has uncovered a fascinating relationship between the total revenue generated by the National Hockey League (NHL) and the number of registered nurses in California. The remarkably strong positive correlation coefficient of 0.9462430 has left us as astounded as a hockey player finding a Zamboni in rush-hour traffic. The robust evidence of this connection rivals the precision of a well-executed slapshot, reminding us that in the world of data analysis, there's always room for surprises – much like finding a hockey puck in the most unexpected places, such as the hospital waiting room.

The results of our analysis have provided a compelling narrative of intertwined fates, where the financial successes and the nursing workforce in California seem to perform a synchronized figure skating routine. The striking association between these seemingly unrelated domains prompts a whimsical curiosity, akin to witnessing a mascot attempting a triple axel on the ice.

With the coefficient of determination, or r-squared, revealing that approximately 89.54% of the variation in the number of registered nurses in California can be explained by the variation in NHL revenue, it's as if the financial successes and shortcomings of the NHL were intricately intertwined with the ebbs and flows of the nursing workforce in the Golden State, akin to a synchronized figure skating routine.

Moreover, the p-value obtained was less than 0.01, providing strong evidence against the null hypothesis of no correlation – a statistical result as unlikely as a goalie performing a slam dunk. The compelling scatterplot further illustrates this robust relationship, depicting a data visualization as clear as ice and as jarring as a hockey body check.

In the spirit of unwinding the delightful mysteries of this unanticipated correlation, we call for an end to further research in this area. The unexpected harmony between the world of professional sports and the vital healthcare industry has been revealed, leaving us with a profound appreciation for the serendipitous discoveries that can emerge from the unlikeliest pairings. It's time to hang up the skates on this research topic and leave the puck on the ice.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Skate Blades and Scales: An Examination of the Relationship Between NHL Revenue and Registered Nurses in California. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Sports Economics and Healthcare Trends


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Skate Blades and Scales: An Examination of the Relationship Between NHL Revenue and Registered Nurses in California. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

Association for Quantitative Economics and Social Sciences (AQESS)


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Skate Blades and Scales: An Examination of the Relationship Between NHL Revenue and Registered Nurses in California with an abstract of In this paper, we present the findings of our study on the connection between the total revenue generated by the National Hockey League (NHL) and the number of registered nurses in California. While this correlation may seem as mismatched as a hat trick in a figure skating competition, our research team meticulously analyzed data from Statista and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to reveal a surprising relationship. Our findings indicate a remarkably strong correlation coefficient of 0.9462430 and p < 0.01 from the years 2006 to 2020, suggesting a connection that even the most seasoned analysts would find puck-uliar. Join us as we skate through the data to uncover the unexpected harmony between the rink and the hospital ward.

ChatGPT:

NHL revenue, registered nurses California, correlation study, relationship analysis, healthcare workforce, sports revenue impact, statistics analysis, data correlation, hockey league economics, nursing industry dynamics

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Total revenue generated by the National Hockey League
Source: Statista
See what else correlates with Total revenue generated by the National Hockey League

The number of registered nurses in California
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of registered nurses in California
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of registered nurses in California

Correlation r = 0.9462430 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8953758 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 89.5% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of registered nurses in California) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Total revenue generated by the National Hockey League) over the 15 years from 2006 through 2020.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 9.7E-8. 0.0000000965836143338576200000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.95 in 9.7E-6% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 10,353,723 random variables You don't actually need 10 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 14 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 14 because we have two variables measured over a period of 15 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.84, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
200620072008200920102011201220132014201520162017201820192020
Total revenue generated by the National Hockey League (Billion US Dollars)22.442.752.822.933.093.372.633.73.984.14.434.865.094.37
The number of registered nurses in California (Registered Nurses)234260233200240470233030249980252940253310255010274650282290294510302770307060324400325620




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([2,2.44,2.75,2.82,2.93,3.09,3.37,2.63,3.7,3.98,4.1,4.43,4.86,5.09,4.37,])
array_2 = np.array([234260,233200,240470,233030,249980,252940,253310,255010,274650,282290,294510,302770,307060,324400,325620,])
array_1_name = "Total revenue generated by the National Hockey League"
array_2_name = "The number of registered nurses in California"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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