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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Carjackings in the US and the second variable is Weyerhaeuser Company's stock price (WY).  The chart goes from 2002 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As carjackings decreased, there was a reduced demand for replacement car parts, leading to a decrease in the need for Weyerhaeuser's wood products in the manufacturing of those parts. This reduced demand for their products caused investors to anticipate lower revenue for the company, leading to a decrease in Weyerhaeuser Company's stock price. Remember, this is all in good fun and not to be taken seriously!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Prompt: Generate an image with a Vaporwave style depicting a bustling city street lined with parked cars and a towering car alarm factory. In the midst of the scene, show thieves attempting to break into vehicles while stockbrokers rush to buy shares of Weyerhaeuser Company. The factory's production line should be visibly active, reflecting the soaring demand for car alarms and the subsequent rise in stock prices. The overall scene should reflect the sudden increase in carjackings and the financial frenzy caused by the rising demand for car alarms. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Carjackings in the US and Weyerhaeuser Company's stock price (WY). Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Vaporwave A scene from Skyrim Cutsy art illustration Psychedelic Vaporwave
ChatGPT: Vaporwave

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Carjackings in the US and Weyerhaeuser Company's stock price (WY), in the following situation: Because the increase in carjackings led to a rise in demand for Weyerhaeuser Company's products, particularly their car alarm-making division, causing investors to buy up their stock like hotcakes, driving up the share price.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: Imagine a bustling city street where a car alarm factory stands tall, surrounded by parked cars. The scene shows a sudden increase in carjackings, with thieves attempting to break into vehicles. Meanwhile, stockbrokers hurry to buy shares of Weyerhaeuser Company as the demand for car alarms skyrockets. The factory's production line is buzzing with activity as the stock price soars in response to the rising demand.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Vaporwave ] and depicting this scene: Imagine a bustling city street where a car alarm factory stands tall, surrounded by parked cars. The scene shows a sudden increase in carjackings, with thieves attempting to break into vehicles. Meanwhile, stockbrokers hurry to buy shares of Weyerhaeuser Company as the demand for car alarms skyrockets. The factory's production line is buzzing with activity as the stock price soars in response to the rising demand. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Prompt: Generate an image with a Vaporwave style depicting a bustling city street lined with parked cars and a towering car alarm factory. In the midst of the scene, show thieves attempting to break into vehicles while stockbrokers rush to buy shares of Weyerhaeuser Company. The factory's production line should be visibly active, reflecting the soaring demand for car alarms and the subsequent rise in stock prices. The overall scene should reflect the sudden increase in carjackings and the financial frenzy caused by the rising demand for car alarms.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Carjackings in the US caused Weyerhaeuser Company's stock price (WY) to decrease. Make it feel plausible.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Wielding WY: Unveiling the Link Between Carjackings and Weyerhaeuser Company's Stock Price

Journal of Business and Bizarre Relationships

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Carjackings in the US and Weyerhaeuser Company's stock price (WY). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title seem clever.

Your research team used data from Bureau of Justice Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8295134 and p < 0.01 for 2002 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Wielding WY: Unveiling the Link Between Carjackings and Weyerhaeuser Company's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the heretofore unexamined relationship between carjackings in the United States and the stock price of Weyerhaeuser Company (WY). Utilizing data from the Bureau of Justice Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we employed sophisticated statistical analysis to scrutinize this unlikely association. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8295134 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 2002 to 2021. The unexpected synchronicity unearthed between the seemingly disparate realms of carjackings and stock market performance demands further investigation and offers bountiful fodder for both finance and criminal justice scholars. Our study not only illuminates the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena but also underscores the importance of considering unconventional factors in understanding market behavior. So, buckle up for a wild ride as we delve into the unexpected correlation between carjackings and Weyerhaeuser's stock, and perhaps, discover that sometimes, truth can indeed be stranger than fiction.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Carjackings in the US and Weyerhaeuser Company's stock price (WY). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Wielding WY: Unveiling the Link Between Carjackings and Weyerhaeuser Company's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the heretofore unexamined relationship between carjackings in the United States and the stock price of Weyerhaeuser Company (WY). Utilizing data from the Bureau of Justice Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we employed sophisticated statistical analysis to scrutinize this unlikely association. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8295134 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 2002 to 2021. The unexpected synchronicity unearthed between the seemingly disparate realms of carjackings and stock market performance demands further investigation and offers bountiful fodder for both finance and criminal justice scholars. Our study not only illuminates the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena but also underscores the importance of considering unconventional factors in understanding market behavior. So, buckle up for a wild ride as we delve into the unexpected correlation between carjackings and Weyerhaeuser's stock, and perhaps, discover that sometimes, truth can indeed be stranger than fiction.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

In the complex world of finance and crime, unexpected connections can sprout like mushrooms in a damp forest. The seemingly disparate realms of carjackings and stock market performance have engaged the interest of this study. As we unravel the tangled web connecting these two seemingly incongruous entities, we are reminded of the aphorism, "Truth is stranger than fiction." Strap in as we embark on this peculiar expedition, for beneath the surface of this enigmatic correlation lies a potential goldmine of insight.

At first glance, one couldn't be faulted for raising an eyebrow at the notion of a linkage between carjackings and the stock price of Weyerhaeuser Company (WY). The former brings to mind the image of a nefarious individual absconding with someone's vehicle, while the latter conjures up visions of the serenity of pine forests and timber markets. Yet, as we dived into the data, we couldn't help but find ourselves thrown for a loop by the unsuspected dance between these two disparate entities.

Certainly, one may be inclined to dismiss such an association as spurious or merely coincidental. However, our enigmatic findings speak to the contrary, beckoning us to entertain the notion that there might be more to this relationship than meets the eye. Could it be that the ebb and flow of carjackings harbor some cryptic message about the trajectory of Weyerhaeuser's stock? We can't help but ponder this notion with a bewilderment mirrored in the faces of unsuspecting car owners confronted by a wily carjacker.

As we proceed, we invite our readers to join us on this unconventional journey through the maze of empirical data and statistical analyses. Along the way, we dare to entertain the possibility that the world of finance and crime may be more intertwined than previously assumed. With all due reverence to the adage, "It's a wild world out there," we present our findings in the hope of shedding light on this curious connectivity and perhaps leaving our readers with a raised eyebrow and the enduring question: Who would've thought carjackings might hold the keys to predicting stock market behavior?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Carjackings in the US and Weyerhaeuser Company's stock price (WY). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading CVS receipts.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Wielding WY: Unveiling the Link Between Carjackings and Weyerhaeuser Company's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the heretofore unexamined relationship between carjackings in the United States and the stock price of Weyerhaeuser Company (WY). Utilizing data from the Bureau of Justice Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we employed sophisticated statistical analysis to scrutinize this unlikely association. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8295134 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 2002 to 2021. The unexpected synchronicity unearthed between the seemingly disparate realms of carjackings and stock market performance demands further investigation and offers bountiful fodder for both finance and criminal justice scholars. Our study not only illuminates the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena but also underscores the importance of considering unconventional factors in understanding market behavior. So, buckle up for a wild ride as we delve into the unexpected correlation between carjackings and Weyerhaeuser's stock, and perhaps, discover that sometimes, truth can indeed be stranger than fiction.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the complex world of finance and crime, unexpected connections can sprout like mushrooms in a damp forest. The seemingly disparate realms of carjackings and stock market performance have engaged the interest of this study. As we unravel the tangled web connecting these two seemingly incongruous entities, we are reminded of the aphorism, "Truth is stranger than fiction." Strap in as we embark on this peculiar expedition, for beneath the surface of this enigmatic correlation lies a potential goldmine of insight.
At first glance, one couldn't be faulted for raising an eyebrow at the notion of a linkage between carjackings and the stock price of Weyerhaeuser Company (WY). The former brings to mind the image of a nefarious individual absconding with someone's vehicle, while the latter conjures up visions of the serenity of pine forests and timber markets. Yet, as we dived into the data, we couldn't help but find ourselves thrown for a loop by the unsuspected dance between these two disparate entities.
Certainly, one may be inclined to dismiss such an association as spurious or merely coincidental. However, our enigmatic findings speak to the contrary, beckoning us to entertain the notion that there might be more to this relationship than meets the eye. Could it be that the ebb and flow of carjackings harbor some cryptic message about the trajectory of Weyerhaeuser's stock? We can't help but ponder this notion with a bewilderment mirrored in the faces of unsuspecting car owners confronted by a wily carjacker.
As we proceed, we invite our readers to join us on this unconventional journey through the maze of empirical data and statistical analyses. Along the way, we dare to entertain the possibility that the world of finance and crime may be more intertwined than previously assumed. With all due reverence to the adage, "It's a wild world out there," we present our findings in the hope of shedding light on this curious connectivity and perhaps leaving our readers with a raised eyebrow and the enduring question: Who would've thought carjackings might hold the keys to predicting stock market behavior?

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The discussion of carjackings and their potential influence on stock prices may initially appear to be relegated to the realms of conspiracy theories and obscure market folklore. However, as we delve into the existing literature, we are confronted with a surprising depth and breadth of inquiry into seemingly inexplicable relationships in the financial world. Smith (2010) put forth an intriguing argument proposing a link between criminal activities and market indicators, laying the groundwork for our unconventional exploration. The empirical evidence presented by Smith (2010) paves the way for further investigation into the enigmatic correlation that has captured our attention.

Doe (2015) expanded upon this line of inquiry, delving into the intricacies of criminal behavior and its potential repercussions on stock market dynamics. The findings of this seminal work provided a solid foundation for our study, serving as a springboard for our investigation into the peculiar relationship between carjackings and the stock price of Weyerhaeuser Company (WY).

Jones (2018) further propelled this curious line of investigation forward by examining the unsuspected interplay between criminal activities and corporate performance. Their comprehensive analysis revealed an intricate tapestry of interconnectedness between illicit behavior and market fluctuations, thus fueling our curiosity to explore the uncharted territory of carjackings and their possible repercussions on a specific company's stock performance.

Transitioning from the serious and scholarly inquiries, we turn our attention to non-fiction works that offer valuable insights into the multifaceted nature of crime, finance, and their intersection. "The Economics of Crime" by Becker (1968) provides a comprehensive exploration of the economic principles underlying criminal activities, shedding light on the potential economic ramifications of unlawful behavior, and perhaps even hinting at their impact on stock prices.

Moving to the realm of fiction, "The Wolf of Wall Street" by Belfort (2007) offers a captivating portrayal of the financial world, albeit couched in a colorful tapestry of questionable ethics and excess. While the adventures of Jordan Belfort may not directly relate to carjackings and stock prices, the thrilling narrative serves as a reminder that the financial landscape is fraught with unexpected twists and turns.

Continuing on this irreverent tangent, an unlikely source of insight emerged from an unconventional medium—scouring CVS receipts for hidden messages regarding market turbulence. While one may dismiss this avenue as absurd, one can never be too sure where valuable nuggets of wisdom may be clandestinely tucked away. After all, who's to say that a cryptic code for predicting stock performance isn't concealed within the purchase history of everyday consumers?

In sum, our foray into the existing literature reveals a spectrum of thought-provoking inquiries, ranging from scholarly investigations to literary musings and outlandish whimsy. This motley collection of sources sets the stage for our examination of the remarkable correlation between carjackings and Weyerhaeuser Company's stock price, reminding us that in the labyrinth of financial and criminal realms, truth can often be found hiding in the most unexpected places.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Carjackings in the US and Weyerhaeuser Company's stock price (WY). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Justice Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2002 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Wielding WY: Unveiling the Link Between Carjackings and Weyerhaeuser Company's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the heretofore unexamined relationship between carjackings in the United States and the stock price of Weyerhaeuser Company (WY). Utilizing data from the Bureau of Justice Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we employed sophisticated statistical analysis to scrutinize this unlikely association. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8295134 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 2002 to 2021. The unexpected synchronicity unearthed between the seemingly disparate realms of carjackings and stock market performance demands further investigation and offers bountiful fodder for both finance and criminal justice scholars. Our study not only illuminates the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena but also underscores the importance of considering unconventional factors in understanding market behavior. So, buckle up for a wild ride as we delve into the unexpected correlation between carjackings and Weyerhaeuser's stock, and perhaps, discover that sometimes, truth can indeed be stranger than fiction.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the complex world of finance and crime, unexpected connections can sprout like mushrooms in a damp forest. The seemingly disparate realms of carjackings and stock market performance have engaged the interest of this study. As we unravel the tangled web connecting these two seemingly incongruous entities, we are reminded of the aphorism, "Truth is stranger than fiction." Strap in as we embark on this peculiar expedition, for beneath the surface of this enigmatic correlation lies a potential goldmine of insight.
At first glance, one couldn't be faulted for raising an eyebrow at the notion of a linkage between carjackings and the stock price of Weyerhaeuser Company (WY). The former brings to mind the image of a nefarious individual absconding with someone's vehicle, while the latter conjures up visions of the serenity of pine forests and timber markets. Yet, as we dived into the data, we couldn't help but find ourselves thrown for a loop by the unsuspected dance between these two disparate entities.
Certainly, one may be inclined to dismiss such an association as spurious or merely coincidental. However, our enigmatic findings speak to the contrary, beckoning us to entertain the notion that there might be more to this relationship than meets the eye. Could it be that the ebb and flow of carjackings harbor some cryptic message about the trajectory of Weyerhaeuser's stock? We can't help but ponder this notion with a bewilderment mirrored in the faces of unsuspecting car owners confronted by a wily carjacker.
As we proceed, we invite our readers to join us on this unconventional journey through the maze of empirical data and statistical analyses. Along the way, we dare to entertain the possibility that the world of finance and crime may be more intertwined than previously assumed. With all due reverence to the adage, "It's a wild world out there," we present our findings in the hope of shedding light on this curious connectivity and perhaps leaving our readers with a raised eyebrow and the enduring question: Who would've thought carjackings might hold the keys to predicting stock market behavior?

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To embark on our intrepid exploration of the connection between carjackings in the United States and the stock price of Weyerhaeuser Company (WY), we employed a methodological concoction akin to a potluck feast, drawing from various sources and analytical techniques. Our data collection, akin to a game of cat and mouse, involved mining information from the Bureau of Justice Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to ensure a comprehensive understanding of both carjackings and Weyerhaeuser's stock performance.

The first course of our methodological smorgasbord entailed compiling carjacking data from the Bureau of Justice Statistics, offering a rich and flavorful assortment of information on these criminal activities. We gathered data from 2002 to 2021, seeking to capture the full spectrum of carjacking variations akin to discerning the nuances within a complex wine bouquet.

Next, to complement our first course, we turned our attention to the stock price of Weyerhaeuser Company (WY), akin to savoring a bold and robust main course. Leveraging the resources of LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we meticulously collected WY's stock price data from the same period. Just as a master chef meticulously selects the finest ingredients, we curated this data to ensure the highest quality for our analysis.

With our ingredients in hand, we stirred the pot and embarked on a rigorous statistical analysis akin to a culinary experiment helmed by an eccentric gastronomist. Our journey through the data involved employing sophisticated techniques, including but not limited to time-series analysis and correlation tests, to discern the potential interplay between carjackings and Weyerhaeuser's stock price. Like skilled detectives combing through clues, we meticulously teased out patterns and associations, aiming to unravel the enigmatic relationship between these incongruent entities.

In our statistical kitchen, we also adjusted for various potential confounding variables, akin to ensuring an eclectic mix of spices does not overpower the dish's core flavors. Factors such as economic indicators and societal trends were carefully factored in to ensure the purity of our analysis and the robustness of our findings.

Throughout our methodological soiree, we remained vigilant in guarding against biased interpretations and spurious associations, akin to a diligent host ensuring the harmony of flavors in a culinary creation. Our aim was to bring forth a well-balanced, intellectually satisfying dish of empirical evidence, seasoned with critical thought and analytical precision.

With our gusto for delving into the unexpected, our methodological journey was not merely a dry exercise in data compilation and number crunching. Rather, it resembled an exhilarating adventure through uncharted territories of empirical inquiry, where every twist and turn brought us closer to grappling with the paradoxes of human behavior and market dynamics.

So, welcome to our methodological feast, where data analysis mingled with intellectual alchemy to serve up an unexpected pairing of carjackings and stock prices. Just as a gastronomic maestro crafts an unforgettable dining experience, we aim to offer our readers an intellectually satisfying dish, inviting them to partake in our unconventional exploration of this peculiar association.

Bon appétit!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Carjackings in the US and Weyerhaeuser Company's stock price (WY). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Justice Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .

For the time period 2002 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.8295134, r-squared of 0.6880924, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Wielding WY: Unveiling the Link Between Carjackings and Weyerhaeuser Company's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the heretofore unexamined relationship between carjackings in the United States and the stock price of Weyerhaeuser Company (WY). Utilizing data from the Bureau of Justice Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we employed sophisticated statistical analysis to scrutinize this unlikely association. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8295134 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 2002 to 2021. The unexpected synchronicity unearthed between the seemingly disparate realms of carjackings and stock market performance demands further investigation and offers bountiful fodder for both finance and criminal justice scholars. Our study not only illuminates the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena but also underscores the importance of considering unconventional factors in understanding market behavior. So, buckle up for a wild ride as we delve into the unexpected correlation between carjackings and Weyerhaeuser's stock, and perhaps, discover that sometimes, truth can indeed be stranger than fiction.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
In the complex world of finance and crime, unexpected connections can sprout like mushrooms in a damp forest. The seemingly disparate realms of carjackings and stock market performance have engaged the interest of this study. As we unravel the tangled web connecting these two seemingly incongruous entities, we are reminded of the aphorism, "Truth is stranger than fiction." Strap in as we embark on this peculiar expedition, for beneath the surface of this enigmatic correlation lies a potential goldmine of insight.
At first glance, one couldn't be faulted for raising an eyebrow at the notion of a linkage between carjackings and the stock price of Weyerhaeuser Company (WY). The former brings to mind the image of a nefarious individual absconding with someone's vehicle, while the latter conjures up visions of the serenity of pine forests and timber markets. Yet, as we dived into the data, we couldn't help but find ourselves thrown for a loop by the unsuspected dance between these two disparate entities.
Certainly, one may be inclined to dismiss such an association as spurious or merely coincidental. However, our enigmatic findings speak to the contrary, beckoning us to entertain the notion that there might be more to this relationship than meets the eye. Could it be that the ebb and flow of carjackings harbor some cryptic message about the trajectory of Weyerhaeuser's stock? We can't help but ponder this notion with a bewilderment mirrored in the faces of unsuspecting car owners confronted by a wily carjacker.
As we proceed, we invite our readers to join us on this unconventional journey through the maze of empirical data and statistical analyses. Along the way, we dare to entertain the possibility that the world of finance and crime may be more intertwined than previously assumed. With all due reverence to the adage, "It's a wild world out there," we present our findings in the hope of shedding light on this curious connectivity and perhaps leaving our readers with a raised eyebrow and the enduring question: Who would've thought carjackings might hold the keys to predicting stock market behavior?

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

**RESULTS**

The statistical analysis undertaken to unravel the intertwining saga of carjackings and the stock price of Weyerhaeuser Company (WY) yielded some eye-opening results. The Pearson correlation coefficient between the incidence of carjackings in the United States and the stock price of Weyerhaeuser Company was found to be a remarkable 0.8295134 for the period spanning 2002 to 2021. This strong positive correlation suggests that as carjackings wax and wane, so too does the stock price of WY, akin to two partners executing a delightfully synchronized dance routine.

Additionally, the coefficient of determination (r-squared) was calculated to be 0.6880924. This value denotes that approximately 68.8% of the variability in Weyerhaeuser's stock price can be explained by the fluctuations in carjackings. It is as if the ebb and flow of car thefts have been performing an elaborate shadow puppet show on the stock market stage, revealing more than meets the eye.

An important finding to note is that the p-value for the correlation coefficient was less than 0.01. This provides strong evidence against the null hypothesis of no relationship between carjackings and Weyerhaeuser's stock price. In essence, the likelihood of obtaining such a strong correlation purely by chance is about as rare as stumbling upon a four-leaf clover in a timberland – not impossible, but highly improbable.

Furthermore, to visually encapsulate the profound synchronization uncovered between carjackings and WY's stock price, a scatterplot (refer to Fig. 1) was generated. This graphical representation vividly depicts the tight-knit relationship between these seemingly incongruous variables, leaving little room for doubt. One cannot help but be reminded of the classic line, "Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get," given the unexpected nature of our findings.

In summary, the results of this analysis uncover a captivating correspondence between the incidence of carjackings in the United States and the stock price of Weyerhaeuser Company (WY), suggesting a linkage that warrants further exploration and contemplation. Stay buckled in as we venture into the implications and potential explanations of this engrossing correlation, for as the saying goes, "When the going gets tough, the tough get statistical."


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Carjackings in the US and Weyerhaeuser Company's stock price (WY). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Wielding WY: Unveiling the Link Between Carjackings and Weyerhaeuser Company's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the heretofore unexamined relationship between carjackings in the United States and the stock price of Weyerhaeuser Company (WY). Utilizing data from the Bureau of Justice Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we employed sophisticated statistical analysis to scrutinize this unlikely association. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8295134 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 2002 to 2021. The unexpected synchronicity unearthed between the seemingly disparate realms of carjackings and stock market performance demands further investigation and offers bountiful fodder for both finance and criminal justice scholars. Our study not only illuminates the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena but also underscores the importance of considering unconventional factors in understanding market behavior. So, buckle up for a wild ride as we delve into the unexpected correlation between carjackings and Weyerhaeuser's stock, and perhaps, discover that sometimes, truth can indeed be stranger than fiction.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The discussion of carjackings and their potential influence on stock prices may initially appear to be relegated to the realms of conspiracy theories and obscure market folklore. However, as we delve into the existing literature, we are confronted with a surprising depth and breadth of inquiry into seemingly inexplicable relationships in the financial world. Smith (2010) put forth an intriguing argument proposing a link between criminal activities and market indicators, laying the groundwork for our unconventional exploration. The empirical evidence presented by Smith (2010) paves the way for further investigation into the enigmatic correlation that has captured our attention.
Doe (2015) expanded upon this line of inquiry, delving into the intricacies of criminal behavior and its potential repercussions on stock market dynamics. The findings of this seminal work provided a solid foundation for our study, serving as a springboard for our investigation into the peculiar relationship between carjackings and the stock price of Weyerhaeuser Company (WY).
Jones (2018) further propelled this curious line of investigation forward by examining the unsuspected interplay between criminal activities and corporate performance. Their comprehensive analysis revealed an intricate tapestry of interconnectedness between illicit behavior and market fluctuations, thus fueling our curiosity to explore the uncharted territory of carjackings and their possible repercussions on a specific company's stock performance.
Transitioning from the serious and scholarly inquiries, we turn our attention to non-fiction works that offer valuable insights into the multifaceted nature of crime, finance, and their intersection. "The Economics of Crime" by Becker (1968) provides a comprehensive exploration of the economic principles underlying criminal activities, shedding light on the potential economic ramifications of unlawful behavior, and perhaps even hinting at their impact on stock prices.
Moving to the realm of fiction, "The Wolf of Wall Street" by Belfort (2007) offers a captivating portrayal of the financial world, albeit couched in a colorful tapestry of questionable ethics and excess. While the adventures of Jordan Belfort may not directly relate to carjackings and stock prices, the thrilling narrative serves as a reminder that the financial landscape is fraught with unexpected twists and turns.
Continuing on this irreverent tangent, an unlikely source of insight emerged from an unconventional medium—scouring CVS receipts for hidden messages regarding market turbulence. While one may dismiss this avenue as absurd, one can never be too sure where valuable nuggets of wisdom may be clandestinely tucked away. After all, who's to say that a cryptic code for predicting stock performance isn't concealed within the purchase history of everyday consumers?
In sum, our foray into the existing literature reveals a spectrum of thought-provoking inquiries, ranging from scholarly investigations to literary musings and outlandish whimsy. This motley collection of sources sets the stage for our examination of the remarkable correlation between carjackings and Weyerhaeuser Company's stock price, reminding us that in the labyrinth of financial and criminal realms, truth can often be found hiding in the most unexpected places.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis undertaken to unravel the intertwining saga of carjackings and the stock price of Weyerhaeuser Company (WY) yielded some eye-opening results. The Pearson correlation coefficient between the incidence of carjackings in the United States and the stock price of Weyerhaeuser Company was found to be a remarkable 0.8295134 for the period spanning 2002 to 2021. This strong positive correlation suggests that as carjackings wax and wane, so too does the stock price of WY, akin to two partners executing a delightfully synchronized dance routine.
Additionally, the coefficient of determination (r-squared) was calculated to be 0.6880924. This value denotes that approximately 68.8% of the variability in Weyerhaeuser's stock price can be explained by the fluctuations in carjackings. It is as if the ebb and flow of car thefts have been performing an elaborate shadow puppet show on the stock market stage, revealing more than meets the eye.
An important finding to note is that the p-value for the correlation coefficient was less than 0.01. This provides strong evidence against the null hypothesis of no relationship between carjackings and Weyerhaeuser's stock price. In essence, the likelihood of obtaining such a strong correlation purely by chance is about as rare as stumbling upon a four-leaf clover in a timberland – not impossible, but highly improbable.
Furthermore, to visually encapsulate the profound synchronization uncovered between carjackings and WY's stock price, a scatterplot (refer to Fig. 1) was generated. This graphical representation vividly depicts the tight-knit relationship between these seemingly incongruous variables, leaving little room for doubt. One cannot help but be reminded of the classic line, "Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get," given the unexpected nature of our findings.
In summary, the results of this analysis uncover a captivating correspondence between the incidence of carjackings in the United States and the stock price of Weyerhaeuser Company (WY), suggesting a linkage that warrants further exploration and contemplation. Stay buckled in as we venture into the implications and potential explanations of this engrossing correlation, for as the saying goes, "When the going gets tough, the tough get statistical."

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

The striking correlation uncovered between carjackings in the United States and the stock price of Weyerhaeuser Company (WY) lends credence to the quirky suppositions and peculiar observations found in the existing literature. Our findings not only support the research by Smith (2010) and Doe (2015) but also extend the playful exploration of unlikely relationships to a whole new territory – a territory where carjackings and stock prices perform a synchronized tango, choreographed with statistical precision and unexpected finesse. It appears that the intersection of crime and finance is not merely a playground for armchair detectives, but a stage where the duo of unlawful activities and market fluctuations captivate with their intricate waltz.

The robust correlation coefficient of 0.8295134 mirrors the solid foundation laid by Jones (2018) and emphasizes the intricate tapestry of interconnectedness between criminal activities and market dynamics. The findings presented in our study, much like the escapades chronicled in "The Wolf of Wall Street" by Belfort (2007), affirm that the financial landscape, with its convoluted entanglements, never ceases to surprise – showcasing that the pursuit of truth can lead to captivating discoveries in the unlikeliest of places.

As we delve deeper into the implications of our results, the unexpected synchronicity between carjackings and Weyerhaeuser's stock price prompts contemplation of the potential underlying mechanisms. While our study does not claim to unravel the enigmatic connections between these phenomena, the unorthodox harmony uncovered by our analysis beckons further exploration and introspection. Perhaps within the labyrinth of market behaviors, there exist clandestine messages akin to those purportedly concealed in CVS receipts, disco...verable solely by intrepid explorers unafraid to tread the unconventional paths of inquiry.

In essence, our study not only serves to widen the conversation about the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated domains but also encourages scholars and market enthusiasts to embrace the unexpected. For as we navigate the unpredictable terrain of finance and criminal behavior, we may find that truth often masquerades in the most unconventional guises, waiting to be uncovered by those audacious enough to peer behind the curtain of convention.


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System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Carjackings in the US and Weyerhaeuser Company's stock price (WY). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Wielding WY: Unveiling the Link Between Carjackings and Weyerhaeuser Company's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the heretofore unexamined relationship between carjackings in the United States and the stock price of Weyerhaeuser Company (WY). Utilizing data from the Bureau of Justice Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we employed sophisticated statistical analysis to scrutinize this unlikely association. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8295134 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 2002 to 2021. The unexpected synchronicity unearthed between the seemingly disparate realms of carjackings and stock market performance demands further investigation and offers bountiful fodder for both finance and criminal justice scholars. Our study not only illuminates the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena but also underscores the importance of considering unconventional factors in understanding market behavior. So, buckle up for a wild ride as we delve into the unexpected correlation between carjackings and Weyerhaeuser's stock, and perhaps, discover that sometimes, truth can indeed be stranger than fiction.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
In the complex world of finance and crime, unexpected connections can sprout like mushrooms in a damp forest. The seemingly disparate realms of carjackings and stock market performance have engaged the interest of this study. As we unravel the tangled web connecting these two seemingly incongruous entities, we are reminded of the aphorism, "Truth is stranger than fiction." Strap in as we embark on this peculiar expedition, for beneath the surface of this enigmatic correlation lies a potential goldmine of insight.
At first glance, one couldn't be faulted for raising an eyebrow at the notion of a linkage between carjackings and the stock price of Weyerhaeuser Company (WY). The former brings to mind the image of a nefarious individual absconding with someone's vehicle, while the latter conjures up visions of the serenity of pine forests and timber markets. Yet, as we dived into the data, we couldn't help but find ourselves thrown for a loop by the unsuspected dance between these two disparate entities.
Certainly, one may be inclined to dismiss such an association as spurious or merely coincidental. However, our enigmatic findings speak to the contrary, beckoning us to entertain the notion that there might be more to this relationship than meets the eye. Could it be that the ebb and flow of carjackings harbor some cryptic message about the trajectory of Weyerhaeuser's stock? We can't help but ponder this notion with a bewilderment mirrored in the faces of unsuspecting car owners confronted by a wily carjacker.
As we proceed, we invite our readers to join us on this unconventional journey through the maze of empirical data and statistical analyses. Along the way, we dare to entertain the possibility that the world of finance and crime may be more intertwined than previously assumed. With all due reverence to the adage, "It's a wild world out there," we present our findings in the hope of shedding light on this curious connectivity and perhaps leaving our readers with a raised eyebrow and the enduring question: Who would've thought carjackings might hold the keys to predicting stock market behavior?

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis undertaken to unravel the intertwining saga of carjackings and the stock price of Weyerhaeuser Company (WY) yielded some eye-opening results. The Pearson correlation coefficient between the incidence of carjackings in the United States and the stock price of Weyerhaeuser Company was found to be a remarkable 0.8295134 for the period spanning 2002 to 2021. This strong positive correlation suggests that as carjackings wax and wane, so too does the stock price of WY, akin to two partners executing a delightfully synchronized dance routine.
Additionally, the coefficient of determination (r-squared) was calculated to be 0.6880924. This value denotes that approximately 68.8% of the variability in Weyerhaeuser's stock price can be explained by the fluctuations in carjackings. It is as if the ebb and flow of car thefts have been performing an elaborate shadow puppet show on the stock market stage, revealing more than meets the eye.
An important finding to note is that the p-value for the correlation coefficient was less than 0.01. This provides strong evidence against the null hypothesis of no relationship between carjackings and Weyerhaeuser's stock price. In essence, the likelihood of obtaining such a strong correlation purely by chance is about as rare as stumbling upon a four-leaf clover in a timberland – not impossible, but highly improbable.
Furthermore, to visually encapsulate the profound synchronization uncovered between carjackings and WY's stock price, a scatterplot (refer to Fig. 1) was generated. This graphical representation vividly depicts the tight-knit relationship between these seemingly incongruous variables, leaving little room for doubt. One cannot help but be reminded of the classic line, "Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get," given the unexpected nature of our findings.
In summary, the results of this analysis uncover a captivating correspondence between the incidence of carjackings in the United States and the stock price of Weyerhaeuser Company (WY), suggesting a linkage that warrants further exploration and contemplation. Stay buckled in as we venture into the implications and potential explanations of this engrossing correlation, for as the saying goes, "When the going gets tough, the tough get statistical."

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In concluding our analysis of the peculiar correlation between carjackings in the United States and Weyerhaeuser Company's stock price, we are left both astounded and amused by the synchronicity unveiled. The unexpected bond between car thefts and stock market performance leaves us pondering the enigmatic ways in which disparate phenomena can intersect, akin to stumbling upon a bizarre yet intriguing conspiracy theory.

The resounding correlation coefficient of 0.8295134 and the remarkable coefficient of determination of 0.6880924 provide compelling evidence of the peculiar dance between these seemingly incongruous variables. It's as if the stock prices and carjackings have been participating in a clandestine tango of economic and criminal intrigue, occult to the untrained eye.

The statistically significant p-value further reinforces the veracity of this unusual relationship, leaving little room for doubt. While it may seem like finding a needle in a haystack, the undeniable connection between carjackings and Weyerhaeuser's stock price warrants acknowledgement and sparks curiosity regarding the underlying mechanisms at play.

In light of these staggering findings, it is our ardent belief that this unusual correlation merits further exploration, albeit accompanied by a healthy dose of skepticism and perhaps a dash of humor. As we conclude this escapade into uncharted territory, we concede that truth, no matter how perplexing, can indeed be stranger than fiction.

In essence, this study not only shines a light on the unexpected connectivity between finance and crime but also serves as a testament to the inexhaustible capacity for surprise within the world of empirical investigation. Our findings prompt us to echo the words of the inimitable Mark Twain: "Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't."

Conclusively, we assert that no further investigation is warranted in this area. It is time to shift our focus to equally improbable yet enthralling linkages, for the truth, as we have discovered, is a master of disguise and a prankster at heart.

In the words of the great Sherlock Holmes, "The game is afoot!"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Wielding WY: Unveiling the Link Between Carjackings and Weyerhaeuser Company's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Business and Bizarre Relationships


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Wielding WY: Unveiling the Link Between Carjackings and Weyerhaeuser Company's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Industrial Forestry and Unusual Financial Correlations


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User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Wielding WY: Unveiling the Link Between Carjackings and Weyerhaeuser Company's Stock Price with an abstract of This study investigates the heretofore unexamined relationship between carjackings in the United States and the stock price of Weyerhaeuser Company (WY). Utilizing data from the Bureau of Justice Statistics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we employed sophisticated statistical analysis to scrutinize this unlikely association. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8295134 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 2002 to 2021. The unexpected synchronicity unearthed between the seemingly disparate realms of carjackings and stock market performance demands further investigation and offers bountiful fodder for both finance and criminal justice scholars. Our study not only illuminates the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated phenomena but also underscores the importance of considering unconventional factors in understanding market behavior. So, buckle up for a wild ride as we delve into the unexpected correlation between carjackings and Weyerhaeuser's stock, and perhaps, discover that sometimes, truth can indeed be stranger than fiction.

ChatGPT:

Weyerhaeuser Company, WY stock price, carjackings, United States, Bureau of Justice Statistics, LSEG Analytics, Refinitiv, correlation coefficient, statistical analysis, stock market performance, market behavior, finance, criminal justice scholars

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Data details

Carjackings in the US
Detailed data title: Rate of nonfatal carjacking victimization per 1,000 persons age 16 or older (3-year moving averages)
Source: Bureau of Justice Statistics
See what else correlates with Carjackings in the US

Weyerhaeuser Company's stock price (WY)
Detailed data title: Opening price of Weyerhaeuser Company (WY) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function

See what else correlates with Weyerhaeuser Company's stock price (WY)

Correlation r = 0.8295134 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.6880924 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 68.8% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Weyerhaeuser Company's stock price (WY)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Carjackings in the US) over the 20 years from 2002 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 6.1E-6. 0.0000061136181114877900000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.83 in 0.00061% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 163,569 random variables You don't actually need 163 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 19 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 19 because we have two variables measured over a period of 20 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.61, 0.93 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20022003200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Carjackings in the US (Carjackings)0.190.230.190.220.1850.1850.1850.150.130.090.090.120.150.140.110.090.10.10.10.12
Weyerhaeuser Company's stock price (WY) (Stock price)49.2544.5958.0160.8160.1764.1666.3728.3339.6619.2119.0828.531.3835.8729.5130.2335.321.130.2133.53




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([0.19,0.23,0.19,0.22,0.185,0.185,0.185,0.15,0.13,0.09,0.09,0.12,0.15,0.14,0.11,0.09,0.1,0.1,0.1,0.12,])
array_2 = np.array([49.25,44.59,58.01,60.81,60.17,64.16,66.37,28.33,39.66,19.21,19.08,28.5,31.38,35.87,29.51,30.23,35.3,21.1,30.21,33.53,])
array_1_name = "Carjackings in the US"
array_2_name = "Weyerhaeuser Company's stock price (WY)"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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