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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is The distance between Saturn and Mercury and the second variable is Trip.com Group's stock price (TCOM).  The chart goes from 2004 to 2023, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the gravitational pull between the two planets fluctuates, it directly affects the mood of investors on Earth. When Saturn and Mercury are farther apart, it creates a cosmic ripple that inexplicably leads to a surge in optimism in the stock market. It's like a celestial game of emotional hot potato, where the distant dance of these planets somehow influences investment decisions. Perhaps there's a new astrological index in the works for predicting stock trends – the NASDAQ (Notable Astrological Stock Developments and Quirks). It's a space oddity, but hey, maybe there's something to be said for interplanetary financial forecasting!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie: In the vast expanse of space, Saturn and Mercury drift further apart, their distance growing. Meanwhile, on a galactic stock ticker, Trip.com Group's stock price (TCOM) steadily rises like a shooting star, reflecting the gravitational pull of this celestial event. Investors gaze in wonder at this stellar performance, feeling over the moon with their astronomical profits. Enhanced Visual Prompt: Generate an image that appears like a scene from a Pixar movie, showing a cosmic backdrop with Saturn and Mercury drifting away from each other in the vast expanse of space. A galactic stock ticker displaying the rising stock price of Trip.com Group (TCOM) acts like a shooting star streaking through the space scene. Investors are portrayed gazing in wonder, reflecting the success of their investments amidst the stellar performance. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: The distance between Saturn and Mercury and Trip.com Group's stock price (TCOM). Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: a Polaroid photo Magic realism Surrealism Surrealism An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie
ChatGPT: An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both The distance between Saturn and Mercury and Trip.com Group's stock price (TCOM), in the following situation: As the distance between Saturn and Mercury increased, so did the gravitational pull on Trip.com Group's stock price, creating a "stellar" performance. Investors were over the moon with this spacey correlation, proving that in the stock market, the sky's the limit! πŸš€. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In the vast expanse of space, Saturn and Mercury drift further apart, their distance growing. Meanwhile, on a galactic stock ticker, Trip.com Group's stock price (TCOM) steadily rises like a shooting star, reflecting the gravitational pull of this celestial event. Investors gaze in wonder at this stellar performance, feeling over the moon with their astronomical profits.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie ] and depicting this scene: In the vast expanse of space, Saturn and Mercury drift further apart, their distance growing. Meanwhile, on a galactic stock ticker, Trip.com Group's stock price (TCOM) steadily rises like a shooting star, reflecting the gravitational pull of this celestial event. Investors gaze in wonder at this stellar performance, feeling over the moon with their astronomical profits. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie: In the vast expanse of space, Saturn and Mercury drift further apart, their distance growing. Meanwhile, on a galactic stock ticker, Trip.com Group's stock price (TCOM) steadily rises like a shooting star, reflecting the gravitational pull of this celestial event. Investors gaze in wonder at this stellar performance, feeling over the moon with their astronomical profits. Enhanced Visual Prompt: Generate an image that appears like a scene from a Pixar movie, showing a cosmic backdrop with Saturn and Mercury drifting away from each other in the vast expanse of space. A galactic stock ticker displaying the rising stock price of Trip.com Group (TCOM) acts like a shooting star streaking through the space scene. Investors are portrayed gazing in wonder, reflecting the success of their investments amidst the stellar performance.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in The distance between Saturn and Mercury caused Trip.com Group's stock price (TCOM) to increase. Make it feel plausible.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Planet Stock: The Celestial Correlation Between Saturn and Mercury's Distance and Trip.com Group's Stock Price

The Journal of Celestial Finance

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Saturn and Mercury and Trip.com Group's stock price (TCOM). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from Caclculated using Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8727136 and p < 0.01 for 2004 to 2023.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Planet Stock: The Celestial Correlation Between Saturn and Mercury's Distance and Trip.com Group's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the peculiar relationship between the distance separating the celestial bodies of Saturn and Mercury and the fluctuating stock price of Trip.com Group (TCOM). Using data compiled from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team unveiled a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8727136, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time frame spanning from 2004 to 2023.

The results of our analysis reveal an intriguing alignment between the position of these distant planets and the performance of TCOM stock. It seems that when Saturn and Mercury are in close proximity, TCOM experiences an upward trend, resembling a celestial boost to the stock price. For instance, when the planets align, we observed TCOM stock "rocketing" higher, much like a celestial conjunction of stocks and planets. To our amusement, this correlation remained consistent across various market conditions and economic developments, prompting us to contemplate the possibility of an astrological influence on financial markets.

Our findings underline the need to consider alternative factors, including astronomical phenomena, when interpreting stock price behaviors, challenging traditional economic models. The cosmic connection between celestial positions and stock prices adds a lighthearted, yet thought-provoking dimension to the study of financial markets. With these celestial insights, perhaps investors can navigate the stock market with a "stellar" advantage.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Saturn and Mercury and Trip.com Group's stock price (TCOM). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Planet Stock: The Celestial Correlation Between Saturn and Mercury's Distance and Trip.com Group's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the peculiar relationship between the distance separating the celestial bodies of Saturn and Mercury and the fluctuating stock price of Trip.com Group (TCOM). Using data compiled from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team unveiled a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8727136, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time frame spanning from 2004 to 2023.

The results of our analysis reveal an intriguing alignment between the position of these distant planets and the performance of TCOM stock. It seems that when Saturn and Mercury are in close proximity, TCOM experiences an upward trend, resembling a celestial boost to the stock price. For instance, when the planets align, we observed TCOM stock "rocketing" higher, much like a celestial conjunction of stocks and planets. To our amusement, this correlation remained consistent across various market conditions and economic developments, prompting us to contemplate the possibility of an astrological influence on financial markets.

Our findings underline the need to consider alternative factors, including astronomical phenomena, when interpreting stock price behaviors, challenging traditional economic models. The cosmic connection between celestial positions and stock prices adds a lighthearted, yet thought-provoking dimension to the study of financial markets. With these celestial insights, perhaps investors can navigate the stock market with a "stellar" advantage.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The whimsical rhythms of the cosmos have long fascinated humanity, inspiring both wonder and contemplation. From the mystical allure of the zodiac to the gravitational choreography of celestial bodies, our fascination with celestial phenomena has extended into numerous aspects of human life, including the domain of financial markets. As we explore the potential influence of planetary positions on stock prices, we embark on a journey that is as captivating as it is enigmatic – a journey that may lead us to ponder the age-old question: "Is there a stock market in space? Because I keep hearing about the Inves-terrestrial Exchange."

Coinciding with this curiosity, the present study ventures into the uncharted territory of the celestial and financial realms, seeking to unravel the obscure connection between the distance separating the planets Saturn and Mercury and the undulating trajectory of Trip.com Group's stock price (TCOM). Like a financial astrologer, we peer through the lens of empirical evidence to discern whether the cosmic dance of these celestial entities exerts a discernible influence on the earthly realm of stock markets.

Intersecting the realms of astronomy and finance, our investigation stems from the unexpected correlation observed between the planetary positions and the stock price of TCOM. The revelation of this relationship has left us pondering whether we should start offering astrology-based investment advice, with quips like, "When Jupiter is in retrograde, it's time to invest in orthopedic stocks!"

Leveraging data obtained from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we embark on a peculiar quest, delving into the depths of astronomical databases and financial archives to shed light on this celestial conundrum. Our pursuit leads us to unveil a surprising correlation coefficient and a statistically significant p-value, both pointing to a celestial force that appears to shape the fluctuations of TCOM stock price. This realization has left us with a "Mars"-velous sense of curiosity about the workings of the universe and financial markets.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Saturn and Mercury and Trip.com Group's stock price (TCOM). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then you might move on to cartoons and children's shows that you watched for research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Planet Stock: The Celestial Correlation Between Saturn and Mercury's Distance and Trip.com Group's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the peculiar relationship between the distance separating the celestial bodies of Saturn and Mercury and the fluctuating stock price of Trip.com Group (TCOM). Using data compiled from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team unveiled a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8727136, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time frame spanning from 2004 to 2023.

The results of our analysis reveal an intriguing alignment between the position of these distant planets and the performance of TCOM stock. It seems that when Saturn and Mercury are in close proximity, TCOM experiences an upward trend, resembling a celestial boost to the stock price. For instance, when the planets align, we observed TCOM stock "rocketing" higher, much like a celestial conjunction of stocks and planets. To our amusement, this correlation remained consistent across various market conditions and economic developments, prompting us to contemplate the possibility of an astrological influence on financial markets.

Our findings underline the need to consider alternative factors, including astronomical phenomena, when interpreting stock price behaviors, challenging traditional economic models. The cosmic connection between celestial positions and stock prices adds a lighthearted, yet thought-provoking dimension to the study of financial markets. With these celestial insights, perhaps investors can navigate the stock market with a "stellar" advantage.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The whimsical rhythms of the cosmos have long fascinated humanity, inspiring both wonder and contemplation. From the mystical allure of the zodiac to the gravitational choreography of celestial bodies, our fascination with celestial phenomena has extended into numerous aspects of human life, including the domain of financial markets. As we explore the potential influence of planetary positions on stock prices, we embark on a journey that is as captivating as it is enigmatic – a journey that may lead us to ponder the age-old question: "Is there a stock market in space? Because I keep hearing about the Inves-terrestrial Exchange."
Coinciding with this curiosity, the present study ventures into the uncharted territory of the celestial and financial realms, seeking to unravel the obscure connection between the distance separating the planets Saturn and Mercury and the undulating trajectory of Trip.com Group's stock price (TCOM). Like a financial astrologer, we peer through the lens of empirical evidence to discern whether the cosmic dance of these celestial entities exerts a discernible influence on the earthly realm of stock markets.
Intersecting the realms of astronomy and finance, our investigation stems from the unexpected correlation observed between the planetary positions and the stock price of TCOM. The revelation of this relationship has left us pondering whether we should start offering astrology-based investment advice, with quips like, "When Jupiter is in retrograde, it's time to invest in orthopedic stocks!"
Leveraging data obtained from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we embark on a peculiar quest, delving into the depths of astronomical databases and financial archives to shed light on this celestial conundrum. Our pursuit leads us to unveil a surprising correlation coefficient and a statistically significant p-value, both pointing to a celestial force that appears to shape the fluctuations of TCOM stock price. This realization has left us with a "Mars"-velous sense of curiosity about the workings of the universe and financial markets.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In their study, Smith and Doe (2020) examined the potential influences of planetary positions on stock prices, delving into the correlation between celestial events and financial market behaviors. Their findings revealed a substantial connection, prompting us to contemplate whether stock market analysts should start considering horoscopes alongside technical indicators and fundamental analysis. It seems that financial astrology might be "written in the stars," providing investors with a cosmic roadmap for navigating the tumultuous terrain of stock markets.

Speaking of cosmic roadmaps, "Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey" by Neil deGrasse Tyson provides an insightful exploration of the vast cosmic arena, offering perspectives that stretch beyond the boundaries of traditional finance. Perhaps, if investors looked to the stars, they might find their stock portfolios reaching new "heights," or even "interstellar" success – pun intended!

Jones (2018) conducted a comprehensive analysis of astronomical anomalies and their potential impact on financial assets. In their research, they raised the intriguing prospect of planetary positions influencing stock price movements, challenging the conventional wisdom of financial markets. Their work implores us to consider whether investors should consult an astrologer alongside their financial advisor for a more holistic approach to investment decisions. After all, it might be a stellar idea to incorporate celestial guidance into investment strategies.

Continuing on the theme of celestial guidance, J.K. Rowling's "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" takes readers on a magical journey, perhaps offering a metaphor for the enchanting allure of financial astrology. In the realm of wizardry, as in the world of finance, unexpected forces may influence outcomes, causing portfolios to "magically" soar to new heights or plummet like a faulty broomstick during a Quidditch match.

"SpongeBob SquarePants" taps into the whimsical aspects of the ocean – a world intertwined with celestial influences – and might provide valuable insights into the playful, yet profound, connections between financial markets and the cosmos. As SpongeBob merrily navigates the depths of the sea, investors, too, may find themselves navigating the depths of stock market unpredictability with a dash of cosmic humor.

As we delved into the depths of the literature, we couldn't help but contemplate the notion that perhaps the stock market, like celestial bodies, is subject to unseen forces that defy conventional understanding. Our findings prompt us to ponder whether investors should adopt a cosmic outlook, gazing into the night sky for celestial cues on stock market movements. After all, it never hurts to "planet" your investment strategy with a touch of celestial charm!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Saturn and Mercury and Trip.com Group's stock price (TCOM). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Caclculated using Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2004 to 2023

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Planet Stock: The Celestial Correlation Between Saturn and Mercury's Distance and Trip.com Group's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the peculiar relationship between the distance separating the celestial bodies of Saturn and Mercury and the fluctuating stock price of Trip.com Group (TCOM). Using data compiled from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team unveiled a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8727136, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time frame spanning from 2004 to 2023.

The results of our analysis reveal an intriguing alignment between the position of these distant planets and the performance of TCOM stock. It seems that when Saturn and Mercury are in close proximity, TCOM experiences an upward trend, resembling a celestial boost to the stock price. For instance, when the planets align, we observed TCOM stock "rocketing" higher, much like a celestial conjunction of stocks and planets. To our amusement, this correlation remained consistent across various market conditions and economic developments, prompting us to contemplate the possibility of an astrological influence on financial markets.

Our findings underline the need to consider alternative factors, including astronomical phenomena, when interpreting stock price behaviors, challenging traditional economic models. The cosmic connection between celestial positions and stock prices adds a lighthearted, yet thought-provoking dimension to the study of financial markets. With these celestial insights, perhaps investors can navigate the stock market with a "stellar" advantage.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The whimsical rhythms of the cosmos have long fascinated humanity, inspiring both wonder and contemplation. From the mystical allure of the zodiac to the gravitational choreography of celestial bodies, our fascination with celestial phenomena has extended into numerous aspects of human life, including the domain of financial markets. As we explore the potential influence of planetary positions on stock prices, we embark on a journey that is as captivating as it is enigmatic – a journey that may lead us to ponder the age-old question: "Is there a stock market in space? Because I keep hearing about the Inves-terrestrial Exchange."
Coinciding with this curiosity, the present study ventures into the uncharted territory of the celestial and financial realms, seeking to unravel the obscure connection between the distance separating the planets Saturn and Mercury and the undulating trajectory of Trip.com Group's stock price (TCOM). Like a financial astrologer, we peer through the lens of empirical evidence to discern whether the cosmic dance of these celestial entities exerts a discernible influence on the earthly realm of stock markets.
Intersecting the realms of astronomy and finance, our investigation stems from the unexpected correlation observed between the planetary positions and the stock price of TCOM. The revelation of this relationship has left us pondering whether we should start offering astrology-based investment advice, with quips like, "When Jupiter is in retrograde, it's time to invest in orthopedic stocks!"
Leveraging data obtained from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we embark on a peculiar quest, delving into the depths of astronomical databases and financial archives to shed light on this celestial conundrum. Our pursuit leads us to unveil a surprising correlation coefficient and a statistically significant p-value, both pointing to a celestial force that appears to shape the fluctuations of TCOM stock price. This realization has left us with a "Mars"-velous sense of curiosity about the workings of the universe and financial markets.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To forge ahead in unraveling this celestial conundrum, our research team engaged in a cosmic quest akin to navigating an interplanetary maze. We amalgamated data from diverse sources, but primarily relied on the trusty hands of Astropy and the analytical prowess of LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). Like astronomers deciphering the secrets of the cosmic cosmos, we meticulously analyzed data from 2004 to 2023, encompassing the dynamic interlude of stock market fluctuations and planetary alignments.

Utilizing Astropy's celestial toolkit, we plotted the positions of Saturn and Mercury in a manner reminiscent of celestial cartographers charting the cosmos. Our investigation delved into the angular separation between these distant celestial bodies, likening our pursuit to a cosmic game of 'Where's Saturn and Mercury?' The gathered celestial data served as the cornerstone for our exploration of the galaxy's potential impact on the worldly domain of stock prices.

We embarked on a statistical odyssey, employing a multi-step process that involved calculating correlation coefficients, conducting regression analyses, and contending with the gravitational pull of outlier detection. Like brave explorers navigating treacherous terrain, we frequented statistical hubs and traversed the convoluted paths of hypothesis testing, all in the pursuit of unveiling the enigmatic link between celestial positions and stock price fluctuations.

To ensure the accuracy and reliability of our findings, we subjected our data to rigorous scrutiny, like scrutinizing the constellations for hidden star clusters. Our examination encompassed robust statistical methods and stringent validation processes, akin to forging a path through the cosmic clutter to uncover hidden cosmic connections.

In this celestial odyssey, we constantly grappled with the ambiguity of cosmic data and the unpredictability of financial markets, navigating through the galactic sea of uncertainties. Despite the occasional astronomical anomalies and financial quagmires, our research journey culminated in illuminating the compelling correlation between the positions of Saturn and Mercury and the undulating dance of TCOM's stock price. Like travelers returning from a cosmic escapade, we emerged with newfound insights, sliding in puns about "Martian" endeavors and cosmic constellations.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Saturn and Mercury and Trip.com Group's stock price (TCOM). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Caclculated using Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .

For the time period 2004 to 2023, you found a correlation 0.8727136, r-squared of 0.7616291, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Planet Stock: The Celestial Correlation Between Saturn and Mercury's Distance and Trip.com Group's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the peculiar relationship between the distance separating the celestial bodies of Saturn and Mercury and the fluctuating stock price of Trip.com Group (TCOM). Using data compiled from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team unveiled a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8727136, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time frame spanning from 2004 to 2023.

The results of our analysis reveal an intriguing alignment between the position of these distant planets and the performance of TCOM stock. It seems that when Saturn and Mercury are in close proximity, TCOM experiences an upward trend, resembling a celestial boost to the stock price. For instance, when the planets align, we observed TCOM stock "rocketing" higher, much like a celestial conjunction of stocks and planets. To our amusement, this correlation remained consistent across various market conditions and economic developments, prompting us to contemplate the possibility of an astrological influence on financial markets.

Our findings underline the need to consider alternative factors, including astronomical phenomena, when interpreting stock price behaviors, challenging traditional economic models. The cosmic connection between celestial positions and stock prices adds a lighthearted, yet thought-provoking dimension to the study of financial markets. With these celestial insights, perhaps investors can navigate the stock market with a "stellar" advantage.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The whimsical rhythms of the cosmos have long fascinated humanity, inspiring both wonder and contemplation. From the mystical allure of the zodiac to the gravitational choreography of celestial bodies, our fascination with celestial phenomena has extended into numerous aspects of human life, including the domain of financial markets. As we explore the potential influence of planetary positions on stock prices, we embark on a journey that is as captivating as it is enigmatic – a journey that may lead us to ponder the age-old question: "Is there a stock market in space? Because I keep hearing about the Inves-terrestrial Exchange."
Coinciding with this curiosity, the present study ventures into the uncharted territory of the celestial and financial realms, seeking to unravel the obscure connection between the distance separating the planets Saturn and Mercury and the undulating trajectory of Trip.com Group's stock price (TCOM). Like a financial astrologer, we peer through the lens of empirical evidence to discern whether the cosmic dance of these celestial entities exerts a discernible influence on the earthly realm of stock markets.
Intersecting the realms of astronomy and finance, our investigation stems from the unexpected correlation observed between the planetary positions and the stock price of TCOM. The revelation of this relationship has left us pondering whether we should start offering astrology-based investment advice, with quips like, "When Jupiter is in retrograde, it's time to invest in orthopedic stocks!"
Leveraging data obtained from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we embark on a peculiar quest, delving into the depths of astronomical databases and financial archives to shed light on this celestial conundrum. Our pursuit leads us to unveil a surprising correlation coefficient and a statistically significant p-value, both pointing to a celestial force that appears to shape the fluctuations of TCOM stock price. This realization has left us with a "Mars"-velous sense of curiosity about the workings of the universe and financial markets.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the relationship between the distance separating Saturn and Mercury and the stock price of Trip.com Group (TCOM) yielded a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8727136. This coefficient indicates a remarkably strong positive correlation, which left us feeling as pleasantly surprised as finding out that the rings around Saturn are just jewelry from a cosmic pawn shop.

The r-squared value of 0.7616291 further underscored the robustness of the correlation, revealing that approximately 76% of the variability in TCOM's stock price can be explained by the celestial distance between Saturn and Mercury. It's as if the stars aligned to ensure a meaningful correlation, or in this case, the planets aligned.

The p-value of less than 0.01 provided compelling evidence of the statistical significance of the relationship between these celestial distances and the stock price of TCOM. It's safe to say that this finding is not just a "fluke" of the cosmos.

Furthermore, the scatterplot (Fig. 1) depicted a clear pattern, visually encapsulating the celestial dance between Saturn and Mercury and the fluctuations of TCOM's stock price. The data points seemed to twinkle with a celestial harmony, reminiscent of a cosmic symphony influencing the financial markets.

In summary, our results unveiled a celestial correlation that challenges conventional wisdom, shedding light on the possibility of a celestial force influencing the dynamics of financial markets. With our findings, we encourage investors to keep an "eye" on the celestial dance and consider adding a cosmic touch to their investment strategies, because in the realm of stocks, as in the cosmos, the stars may align to guide the way.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Saturn and Mercury and Trip.com Group's stock price (TCOM). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Planet Stock: The Celestial Correlation Between Saturn and Mercury's Distance and Trip.com Group's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the peculiar relationship between the distance separating the celestial bodies of Saturn and Mercury and the fluctuating stock price of Trip.com Group (TCOM). Using data compiled from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team unveiled a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8727136, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time frame spanning from 2004 to 2023.

The results of our analysis reveal an intriguing alignment between the position of these distant planets and the performance of TCOM stock. It seems that when Saturn and Mercury are in close proximity, TCOM experiences an upward trend, resembling a celestial boost to the stock price. For instance, when the planets align, we observed TCOM stock "rocketing" higher, much like a celestial conjunction of stocks and planets. To our amusement, this correlation remained consistent across various market conditions and economic developments, prompting us to contemplate the possibility of an astrological influence on financial markets.

Our findings underline the need to consider alternative factors, including astronomical phenomena, when interpreting stock price behaviors, challenging traditional economic models. The cosmic connection between celestial positions and stock prices adds a lighthearted, yet thought-provoking dimension to the study of financial markets. With these celestial insights, perhaps investors can navigate the stock market with a "stellar" advantage.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In their study, Smith and Doe (2020) examined the potential influences of planetary positions on stock prices, delving into the correlation between celestial events and financial market behaviors. Their findings revealed a substantial connection, prompting us to contemplate whether stock market analysts should start considering horoscopes alongside technical indicators and fundamental analysis. It seems that financial astrology might be "written in the stars," providing investors with a cosmic roadmap for navigating the tumultuous terrain of stock markets.
Speaking of cosmic roadmaps, "Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey" by Neil deGrasse Tyson provides an insightful exploration of the vast cosmic arena, offering perspectives that stretch beyond the boundaries of traditional finance. Perhaps, if investors looked to the stars, they might find their stock portfolios reaching new "heights," or even "interstellar" success – pun intended!
Jones (2018) conducted a comprehensive analysis of astronomical anomalies and their potential impact on financial assets. In their research, they raised the intriguing prospect of planetary positions influencing stock price movements, challenging the conventional wisdom of financial markets. Their work implores us to consider whether investors should consult an astrologer alongside their financial advisor for a more holistic approach to investment decisions. After all, it might be a stellar idea to incorporate celestial guidance into investment strategies.
Continuing on the theme of celestial guidance, J.K. Rowling's "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" takes readers on a magical journey, perhaps offering a metaphor for the enchanting allure of financial astrology. In the realm of wizardry, as in the world of finance, unexpected forces may influence outcomes, causing portfolios to "magically" soar to new heights or plummet like a faulty broomstick during a Quidditch match.
"SpongeBob SquarePants" taps into the whimsical aspects of the ocean – a world intertwined with celestial influences – and might provide valuable insights into the playful, yet profound, connections between financial markets and the cosmos. As SpongeBob merrily navigates the depths of the sea, investors, too, may find themselves navigating the depths of stock market unpredictability with a dash of cosmic humor.
As we delved into the depths of the literature, we couldn't help but contemplate the notion that perhaps the stock market, like celestial bodies, is subject to unseen forces that defy conventional understanding. Our findings prompt us to ponder whether investors should adopt a cosmic outlook, gazing into the night sky for celestial cues on stock market movements. After all, it never hurts to "planet" your investment strategy with a touch of celestial charm!

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the relationship between the distance separating Saturn and Mercury and the stock price of Trip.com Group (TCOM) yielded a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8727136. This coefficient indicates a remarkably strong positive correlation, which left us feeling as pleasantly surprised as finding out that the rings around Saturn are just jewelry from a cosmic pawn shop.
The r-squared value of 0.7616291 further underscored the robustness of the correlation, revealing that approximately 76% of the variability in TCOM's stock price can be explained by the celestial distance between Saturn and Mercury. It's as if the stars aligned to ensure a meaningful correlation, or in this case, the planets aligned.
The p-value of less than 0.01 provided compelling evidence of the statistical significance of the relationship between these celestial distances and the stock price of TCOM. It's safe to say that this finding is not just a "fluke" of the cosmos.
Furthermore, the scatterplot (Fig. 1) depicted a clear pattern, visually encapsulating the celestial dance between Saturn and Mercury and the fluctuations of TCOM's stock price. The data points seemed to twinkle with a celestial harmony, reminiscent of a cosmic symphony influencing the financial markets.
In summary, our results unveiled a celestial correlation that challenges conventional wisdom, shedding light on the possibility of a celestial force influencing the dynamics of financial markets. With our findings, we encourage investors to keep an "eye" on the celestial dance and consider adding a cosmic touch to their investment strategies, because in the realm of stocks, as in the cosmos, the stars may align to guide the way.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

Our findings present a celestial conundrum that challenges traditional economic perspectives and provokes contemplation of an unconventional influence on financial markets. The robust correlation coefficient of 0.8727136 provides evidence of a "stellar" connection between the celestial positions of Saturn and Mercury and the stock price of Trip.com Group (TCOM). The strong positive correlation suggests that when the distance between these distant planets is narrower, TCOM tends to "ascend" in value, much like the cosmic manifestation of a bullish market. It's as if the planets conspire to "orbit" TCOM's stock price to new heights.

Building upon the "celestial roadmap" suggested by Jones (2018) and the enchanting allure of financial astrology akin to the magical world in "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" (Rowling, J.K.), our study reinforces the possibility of unseen celestial forces influencing financial assets. After all, our findings beg the question, "Is there a cosmic wizard behind TCOM's stock performance?"

The statistical significance of the correlation, with a p-value of less than 0.01, ensures that the celestial connection between Saturn and Mercury and TCOM's stock price is not just a whimsical coincidence of the cosmos but is firmly rooted in observed data. It's akin to unearthing a celestial treasure chest that unlocks a deeper understanding of financial market dynamics. One might even say that this celestial influence on TCOM's stock price is a "planetary" force to be reckoned with in the investment world.

The presence of a strong r-squared value of 0.7616291 further solidifies the notion that approximately 76% of the variability in TCOM's stock price can be attributed to the celestial dance between Saturn and Mercury. This suggests that the cosmic forces at play are indeed a significant determinant of TCOM's stock performance, leaving us to wonder whether stock market analysts should start consulting celestial charts alongside their financial models. It's almost as if the "stars" have aligned to guide investors toward a "lunar-y" success in their investment endeavors.

Our study brings an unconventional, yet compelling, dimension to the discussion of financial markets, incorporating celestial influences that add a touch of cosmic humor to the world of stock analysis. With these celestial insights, investors might find themselves gazing at the night sky for investment guidance, adding a celestial charm to their portfolio management. So, it seems that in the complex realm of stock markets, it wouldn't hurt to look to the skies for a "celestial blessing" on investment decisions.


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System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Saturn and Mercury and Trip.com Group's stock price (TCOM). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Planet Stock: The Celestial Correlation Between Saturn and Mercury's Distance and Trip.com Group's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the peculiar relationship between the distance separating the celestial bodies of Saturn and Mercury and the fluctuating stock price of Trip.com Group (TCOM). Using data compiled from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team unveiled a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8727136, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time frame spanning from 2004 to 2023.

The results of our analysis reveal an intriguing alignment between the position of these distant planets and the performance of TCOM stock. It seems that when Saturn and Mercury are in close proximity, TCOM experiences an upward trend, resembling a celestial boost to the stock price. For instance, when the planets align, we observed TCOM stock "rocketing" higher, much like a celestial conjunction of stocks and planets. To our amusement, this correlation remained consistent across various market conditions and economic developments, prompting us to contemplate the possibility of an astrological influence on financial markets.

Our findings underline the need to consider alternative factors, including astronomical phenomena, when interpreting stock price behaviors, challenging traditional economic models. The cosmic connection between celestial positions and stock prices adds a lighthearted, yet thought-provoking dimension to the study of financial markets. With these celestial insights, perhaps investors can navigate the stock market with a "stellar" advantage.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The whimsical rhythms of the cosmos have long fascinated humanity, inspiring both wonder and contemplation. From the mystical allure of the zodiac to the gravitational choreography of celestial bodies, our fascination with celestial phenomena has extended into numerous aspects of human life, including the domain of financial markets. As we explore the potential influence of planetary positions on stock prices, we embark on a journey that is as captivating as it is enigmatic – a journey that may lead us to ponder the age-old question: "Is there a stock market in space? Because I keep hearing about the Inves-terrestrial Exchange."
Coinciding with this curiosity, the present study ventures into the uncharted territory of the celestial and financial realms, seeking to unravel the obscure connection between the distance separating the planets Saturn and Mercury and the undulating trajectory of Trip.com Group's stock price (TCOM). Like a financial astrologer, we peer through the lens of empirical evidence to discern whether the cosmic dance of these celestial entities exerts a discernible influence on the earthly realm of stock markets.
Intersecting the realms of astronomy and finance, our investigation stems from the unexpected correlation observed between the planetary positions and the stock price of TCOM. The revelation of this relationship has left us pondering whether we should start offering astrology-based investment advice, with quips like, "When Jupiter is in retrograde, it's time to invest in orthopedic stocks!"
Leveraging data obtained from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we embark on a peculiar quest, delving into the depths of astronomical databases and financial archives to shed light on this celestial conundrum. Our pursuit leads us to unveil a surprising correlation coefficient and a statistically significant p-value, both pointing to a celestial force that appears to shape the fluctuations of TCOM stock price. This realization has left us with a "Mars"-velous sense of curiosity about the workings of the universe and financial markets.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the relationship between the distance separating Saturn and Mercury and the stock price of Trip.com Group (TCOM) yielded a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8727136. This coefficient indicates a remarkably strong positive correlation, which left us feeling as pleasantly surprised as finding out that the rings around Saturn are just jewelry from a cosmic pawn shop.
The r-squared value of 0.7616291 further underscored the robustness of the correlation, revealing that approximately 76% of the variability in TCOM's stock price can be explained by the celestial distance between Saturn and Mercury. It's as if the stars aligned to ensure a meaningful correlation, or in this case, the planets aligned.
The p-value of less than 0.01 provided compelling evidence of the statistical significance of the relationship between these celestial distances and the stock price of TCOM. It's safe to say that this finding is not just a "fluke" of the cosmos.
Furthermore, the scatterplot (Fig. 1) depicted a clear pattern, visually encapsulating the celestial dance between Saturn and Mercury and the fluctuations of TCOM's stock price. The data points seemed to twinkle with a celestial harmony, reminiscent of a cosmic symphony influencing the financial markets.
In summary, our results unveiled a celestial correlation that challenges conventional wisdom, shedding light on the possibility of a celestial force influencing the dynamics of financial markets. With our findings, we encourage investors to keep an "eye" on the celestial dance and consider adding a cosmic touch to their investment strategies, because in the realm of stocks, as in the cosmos, the stars may align to guide the way.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has unearthed a stellar correlation between the distance separating Saturn and Mercury and the stock price of Trip.com Group (TCOM). The statistically significant correlation coefficient and p-value leave little doubt that there is something cosmically intriguing going on here – perhaps Saturn is in a bullish orbit. It seems that when these planets cozy up, TCOM stock follows suit, providing a whole new dimension to the concept of "celestial returns."

Our findings not only challenge traditional economic models but also demonstrate the potential celestial influence on financial markets. It's like the universe is saying, "Hold my asteroid – I've got some stock prices to influence!" The extent of the correlation, as illustrated by the r-squared value, further highlights the cosmic significance in shaping TCOM's stock trajectory. Truly, it's a "planet-ary" influence like no other!

After all, who knew that astrological insights could potentially guide investment strategies? It's like the stock market has a secret astrological forecast column. This research sheds light on the multifaceted nature of financial markets, prompting investors to consider a more "cosmic" approach to stock analysis. Who knows, maybe the key to successful investing is written in the stars, or at least the planets.

Therefore, we assert that the celestial connection between Saturn and Mercury's distance and TCOM's stock price has been sufficiently explored. It’s time to put this cosmic correlation to bed and let it orbit the annals of quirky financial research, leaving the door open for novel investigations to boldly go where no financial analyst has gone before. No more research is needed in this area – we’ve reached for the stars and found a celestial alignment with TCOM's stock price.

In the words of a stargazing dad, "I asked the stock market if it wanted to hear a joke about celestial bodies, but it just told me to planet. I guess it's not a pun-believer!"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Planet Stock: The Celestial Correlation Between Saturn and Mercury's Distance and Trip.com Group's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Celestial Finance


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User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Planet Stock: The Celestial Correlation Between Saturn and Mercury's Distance and Trip.com Group's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Cosmic Econometric Research Institute


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System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Planet Stock: The Celestial Correlation Between Saturn and Mercury's Distance and Trip.com Group's Stock Price with an abstract of This study investigates the peculiar relationship between the distance separating the celestial bodies of Saturn and Mercury and the fluctuating stock price of Trip.com Group (TCOM). Using data compiled from Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team unveiled a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8727136, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time frame spanning from 2004 to 2023.
The results of our analysis reveal an intriguing alignment between the position of these distant planets and the performance of TCOM stock. It seems that when Saturn and Mercury are in close proximity, TCOM experiences an upward trend, resembling a celestial boost to the stock price. For instance, when the planets align, we observed TCOM stock "rocketing" higher, much like a celestial conjunction of stocks and planets. To our amusement, this correlation remained consistent across various market conditions and economic developments, prompting us to contemplate the possibility of an astrological influence on financial markets.
Our findings underline the need to consider alternative factors, including astronomical phenomena, when interpreting stock price behaviors, challenging traditional economic models. The cosmic connection between celestial positions and stock prices adds a lighthearted, yet thought-provoking dimension to the study of financial markets. With these celestial insights, perhaps investors can navigate the stock market with a "stellar" advantage.

ChatGPT:

Saturn, Mercury, stock price, Trip.com Group, TCOM, celestial correlation, Astropy, LSEG Analytics, Refinitiv, correlation coefficient, p-value, financial markets, astronomical phenomena, economic models, celestial influence, astrological influence, stock price behavior

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The distance between Saturn and Mercury
Detailed data title: The average distance between Saturn and Mercury as measured on the first day of each month
Source: Caclculated using Astropy
Additional Info: I wrote a Python script using Astropy to calculate the distance between the named planets on the first day of each month for every year.

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Trip.com Group's stock price (TCOM)
Detailed data title: Opening price of Trip.com Group (TCOM) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function

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Correlation r = 0.8727136 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7616291 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 76.2% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Trip.com Group's stock price (TCOM)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., The distance between Saturn and Mercury) over the 20 years from 2004 through 2023.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 5.2E-7. 0.0000005201270655269301000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.87 in 5.2E-5% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 1,922,607 random variables You don't actually need 1 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 19 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 19 because we have two variables measured over a period of 20 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.7, 0.95 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20042005200620072008200920102011201220132014201520162017201820192020202120222023
The distance between Saturn and Mercury (Planetary distance (AU))9.141149.157389.202389.266359.334739.428419.507229.587049.6579.732959.806669.85869.922259.954419.968979.954619.921899.883219.814369.75706
Trip.com Group's stock price (TCOM) (Stock price)2.122.883.667.8814.495.9818.4320.211211.7524.782344.9940.8845.126.4134.9433.8424.5335.01




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called β€œdata dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([9.14114,9.15738,9.20238,9.26635,9.33473,9.42841,9.50722,9.58704,9.657,9.73295,9.80666,9.8586,9.92225,9.95441,9.96897,9.95461,9.92189,9.88321,9.81436,9.75706,])
array_2 = np.array([2.12,2.88,3.66,7.88,14.49,5.98,18.43,20.21,12,11.75,24.78,23,44.99,40.88,45.1,26.41,34.94,33.84,24.53,35.01,])
array_1_name = "The distance between Saturn and Mercury"
array_2_name = "Trip.com Group's stock price (TCOM)"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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