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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is GMO use in soybeans and the second variable is The number of logisticians in Alabama.  The chart goes from 2004 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As GMO use in soybeans increased, it led to the production of larger and more efficiently distributed soy crops. This created a domino effect in the agricultural industry, prompting a greater need for logisticians to coordinate the transportation and storage of these abundant soybeans. Additionally, the unique skill set of logisticians proved to be in high demand for managing the complex logistics of GMO soybean production, ultimately driving the surge in the number of logisticians in Alabama.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a minimalist, brutalist landscape with immense soybean fields stretching to the horizon, towering genetically modified soybean plants dominating the scene beneath a bright sun. In the foreground, a team of stark, angular trucks and logisticians are transporting larger calves, their silhouette contrasting the vast green expanse. The simplistic, bold forms in a stark, brutalist style will bring out the visual impact of this scene. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: GMO use in soybeans and The number of logisticians in Alabama. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cute cartoon Glitch art Brutalism Hyper-realistic Psychedelic
ChatGPT: Brutalism

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both GMO use in soybeans and The number of logisticians in Alabama, in the following situation: Because GMO soybeans increased calf sizes, more logisticians were needed to transport the larger calves, leading to an increase in the number of logisticians in Alabama.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: Amidst the vast fields of soybean crops in Alabama, a team of logisticians is seen transporting larger calves on trucks. The genetically modified soybean plants tower over the landscape, their lush green leaves glistening in the sunlight. In the distance, the silhouette of Alabama's increasing number of logisticians can be seen as they work together to handle the larger calves, reflecting the rising demand for their services due to the impact of GMO soybeans on calf sizes.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Brutalism ] and depicting this scene: Amidst the vast fields of soybean crops in Alabama, a team of logisticians is seen transporting larger calves on trucks. The genetically modified soybean plants tower over the landscape, their lush green leaves glistening in the sunlight. In the distance, the silhouette of Alabama's increasing number of logisticians can be seen as they work together to handle the larger calves, reflecting the rising demand for their services due to the impact of GMO soybeans on calf sizes. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a minimalist, brutalist landscape with immense soybean fields stretching to the horizon, towering genetically modified soybean plants dominating the scene beneath a bright sun. In the foreground, a team of stark, angular trucks and logisticians are transporting larger calves, their silhouette contrasting the vast green expanse. The simplistic, bold forms in a stark, brutalist style will bring out the visual impact of this scene.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in GMO use in soybeans caused The number of logisticians in Alabama to increase.\Make it sound serious until the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Soy Logis-Tickling: The Relationship Between GMO Soybean Usage and Employment of Logisticians in Alabama

The Journal of Agro-Logistics and Quirky Economics

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in soybeans and The number of logisticians in Alabama. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.

Your research team used data from USDA and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9360435 and p < 0.01 for 2004 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Soy Logis-Tickling: The Relationship Between GMO Soybean Usage and Employment of Logisticians in Alabama"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the fascinating world of genetically modified organisms (GMO) and soybeans, and how they intertwine with the logistics industry in the heart of the South. Utilizing data from the USDA and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we conducted a thorough investigation into the correlation between the usage of GMO soybeans and the number of logisticians employed in the great state of Alabama from 2004 to 2022. Our findings revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9360435 and a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a strong and significant relationship.

It seems that the soy logis-tical chain is more intertwined with the local workforce than previously thought. Whether it's the logistics of transporting soybeans or the logistics of understanding complex genetically modified materials, it's clear that GMO soybeans are leaving a "bean-dance" impression on the state's employment landscape. We hope that our research tickles the fancy of logisticians and agricultural enthusiasts alike!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in soybeans and The number of logisticians in Alabama. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Soy Logis-Tickling: The Relationship Between GMO Soybean Usage and Employment of Logisticians in Alabama"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the fascinating world of genetically modified organisms (GMO) and soybeans, and how they intertwine with the logistics industry in the heart of the South. Utilizing data from the USDA and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we conducted a thorough investigation into the correlation between the usage of GMO soybeans and the number of logisticians employed in the great state of Alabama from 2004 to 2022. Our findings revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9360435 and a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a strong and significant relationship.

It seems that the soy logis-tical chain is more intertwined with the local workforce than previously thought. Whether it's the logistics of transporting soybeans or the logistics of understanding complex genetically modified materials, it's clear that GMO soybeans are leaving a "bean-dance" impression on the state's employment landscape. We hope that our research tickles the fancy of logisticians and agricultural enthusiasts alike!

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:

[[INTRODUCTION]]

The cultivation and utilization of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) have been a subject of both fascination and contention in agricultural and scientific circles. Nonetheless, the impact of GMO usage on employment dynamics within specific industries remains a relatively underexplored area of study. In this vein, our research seeks to shed light on the rather curious connection between the adoption of GMO soybeans and the employment of logisticians in Alabama, the Cotton State.

The realm of genetically modified soybeans and logistics might seem as unrelated as a beanstalk and a forklift. However, as we delved deep into the data, a surprising correlation began to emerge - almost like finding a soybean in a haystack of labor statistics. Scientists may be keen on genes, but our attention turned to the "bean-economics" of the logistics industry in Alabama.

The steady increase in the adoption of GMO soybeans over the past decade has left many wondering whether it's simply a matter of seren-dipity or whether it plays a more direct role in spurring employment in logistical occupations. Digesting copious amounts of data from the USDA and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we pondered, "Is there something more to this soy-logistical connection or are we simply bean-fooled?"

The findings of our study, as we plowed through the data fields, surprisingly pointed towards a strong and significant correlation between the adoption of GMO soybeans and the number of logisticians employed in Alabama. It appears that the employment landscape in Alabama is not just "soy-soy" – there's a logistician workforce that's a-pea-ling to the soybean industry! This led us to conclude that the relationship between GMO soybean usage and the employment of logisticians is not just a mere soy-prise – it's a significant and tangible correlation worthy of further examination.

As we navigate through the subsequent sections of this paper, we invite the reader to "bean" inquisitive and engage in this journey of discovering the intricate connections between GMO soybeans and the employment of logisticians in Alabama.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in soybeans and The number of logisticians in Alabama. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Perhaps you also got inspiration from some board games that are vaugely related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Soy Logis-Tickling: The Relationship Between GMO Soybean Usage and Employment of Logisticians in Alabama"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the fascinating world of genetically modified organisms (GMO) and soybeans, and how they intertwine with the logistics industry in the heart of the South. Utilizing data from the USDA and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we conducted a thorough investigation into the correlation between the usage of GMO soybeans and the number of logisticians employed in the great state of Alabama from 2004 to 2022. Our findings revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9360435 and a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a strong and significant relationship.

It seems that the soy logis-tical chain is more intertwined with the local workforce than previously thought. Whether it's the logistics of transporting soybeans or the logistics of understanding complex genetically modified materials, it's clear that GMO soybeans are leaving a "bean-dance" impression on the state's employment landscape. We hope that our research tickles the fancy of logisticians and agricultural enthusiasts alike!

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The cultivation and utilization of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) have been a subject of both fascination and contention in agricultural and scientific circles. Nonetheless, the impact of GMO usage on employment dynamics within specific industries remains a relatively underexplored area of study. In this vein, our research seeks to shed light on the rather curious connection between the adoption of GMO soybeans and the employment of logisticians in Alabama, the Cotton State.
The realm of genetically modified soybeans and logistics might seem as unrelated as a beanstalk and a forklift. However, as we delved deep into the data, a surprising correlation began to emerge - almost like finding a soybean in a haystack of labor statistics. Scientists may be keen on genes, but our attention turned to the "bean-economics" of the logistics industry in Alabama.
The steady increase in the adoption of GMO soybeans over the past decade has left many wondering whether it's simply a matter of seren-dipity or whether it plays a more direct role in spurring employment in logistical occupations. Digesting copious amounts of data from the USDA and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we pondered, "Is there something more to this soy-logistical connection or are we simply bean-fooled?"
The findings of our study, as we plowed through the data fields, surprisingly pointed towards a strong and significant correlation between the adoption of GMO soybeans and the number of logisticians employed in Alabama. It appears that the employment landscape in Alabama is not just "soy-soy" – there's a logistician workforce that's a-pea-ling to the soybean industry! This led us to conclude that the relationship between GMO soybean usage and the employment of logisticians is not just a mere soy-prise – it's a significant and tangible correlation worthy of further examination.
As we navigate through the subsequent sections of this paper, we invite the reader to "bean" inquisitive and engage in this journey of discovering the intricate connections between GMO soybeans and the employment of logisticians in Alabama.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The relationship between GMO soybean usage and the employment of logisticians in Alabama has piqued the interest of researchers and enthusiasts alike. In "Soybean Logistics: A Comprehensive Analysis," Smith et al. explore the logistical challenges and opportunities presented by the rise of GMO soybeans in modern agriculture. Their work highlights the need for efficient transportation and distribution systems to handle the increasing production and trade of genetically modified soybeans, shedding light on the potential impact on logistics employment.

The findings of Doe and Jones in "Logistics in the South: From Cotton to Soybeans" further underscore the growing importance of streamlined logistical processes in areas traditionally associated with agricultural production. Their research delves into the historical shifts in logistics and the modern implications of GMO soybean cultivation, igniting discussions about the potential labor market effects and the ever-growing demand for skilled logisticians in states like Alabama.

Speaking of logistics and soybeans, did you hear about the bean who tried to be a logistics expert? He just couldn't find his way out of the bay-go!

Turning to non-fiction literature, "The Omnivore's Dilemma" by Michael Pollan offers a thought-provoking exploration of the modern food industry, including the impact of GMOs on agricultural practices. Pollan's examination of the soybean industry provides valuable insights into the broader societal and economic implications of genetically modified crops, prompting a consideration of the potential ripple effects on related industries such as logistics and supply chain management.

In a surprising twist, the fictional works of "Soybean Sorcery" by J.K. Rowling and "The Maze Runner" by James Dashner offer imaginative parallels to the intricate web of supply chain dynamics and the challenges of navigating complex agricultural systems. While these books may not provide direct empirical evidence, their fantastical portrayals offer a whimsical lens through which to ponder the intricate dance between GMO soybeans and the employment of logisticians. After all, who wouldn't want to witness a soybean performing magic tricks or a maze made entirely of genetically modified crops?

Moving from the realm of literature to the world of board games, the strategic complexities of "Settlers of Catan" and its expansion packs provide an intriguing analogy to the interconnected nature of agricultural production, trade, and logistics. Just as players must strategically allocate resources and manage trade routes in the game, the reality of managing GMO soybean logistics presents its own set of challenges and opportunities. It's as if the soybeans and logisticians are playing a game of their own, navigating through the twists and turns of the supply chain board.

Did you hear about the soybean who excelled at logistics? He was a real "soy-perstar" in the field!

In conclusion, the diverse perspectives from both academic research and cultural narratives contribute to a richer understanding of the interplay between GMO soybean usage and the employment of logisticians in Alabama. As we plow through the literature and entertain unconventional musings, it becomes clear that the soybean-logistics connection extends beyond the confines of empirical data, inviting us to embrace the quirky and whimsical aspects of this scholarly endeavor.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in soybeans and The number of logisticians in Alabama. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2004 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Soy Logis-Tickling: The Relationship Between GMO Soybean Usage and Employment of Logisticians in Alabama"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the fascinating world of genetically modified organisms (GMO) and soybeans, and how they intertwine with the logistics industry in the heart of the South. Utilizing data from the USDA and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we conducted a thorough investigation into the correlation between the usage of GMO soybeans and the number of logisticians employed in the great state of Alabama from 2004 to 2022. Our findings revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9360435 and a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a strong and significant relationship.

It seems that the soy logis-tical chain is more intertwined with the local workforce than previously thought. Whether it's the logistics of transporting soybeans or the logistics of understanding complex genetically modified materials, it's clear that GMO soybeans are leaving a "bean-dance" impression on the state's employment landscape. We hope that our research tickles the fancy of logisticians and agricultural enthusiasts alike!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The cultivation and utilization of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) have been a subject of both fascination and contention in agricultural and scientific circles. Nonetheless, the impact of GMO usage on employment dynamics within specific industries remains a relatively underexplored area of study. In this vein, our research seeks to shed light on the rather curious connection between the adoption of GMO soybeans and the employment of logisticians in Alabama, the Cotton State.
The realm of genetically modified soybeans and logistics might seem as unrelated as a beanstalk and a forklift. However, as we delved deep into the data, a surprising correlation began to emerge - almost like finding a soybean in a haystack of labor statistics. Scientists may be keen on genes, but our attention turned to the "bean-economics" of the logistics industry in Alabama.
The steady increase in the adoption of GMO soybeans over the past decade has left many wondering whether it's simply a matter of seren-dipity or whether it plays a more direct role in spurring employment in logistical occupations. Digesting copious amounts of data from the USDA and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we pondered, "Is there something more to this soy-logistical connection or are we simply bean-fooled?"
The findings of our study, as we plowed through the data fields, surprisingly pointed towards a strong and significant correlation between the adoption of GMO soybeans and the number of logisticians employed in Alabama. It appears that the employment landscape in Alabama is not just "soy-soy" – there's a logistician workforce that's a-pea-ling to the soybean industry! This led us to conclude that the relationship between GMO soybean usage and the employment of logisticians is not just a mere soy-prise – it's a significant and tangible correlation worthy of further examination.
As we navigate through the subsequent sections of this paper, we invite the reader to "bean" inquisitive and engage in this journey of discovering the intricate connections between GMO soybeans and the employment of logisticians in Alabama.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unearth the curious connection between GMO soybean usage and the employment of logisticians in Alabama, our research deployed a multifaceted approach that involved a mixture of quantitative analyses, statistical modeling, and the occasional soy-based snack break. The collection and analysis of data spanned nearly two decades, from 2004 to 2022, allowing us to capture the fluctuating trends in both GMO soybean adoption and logistician employment.

First, we procured comprehensive information on the usage of GMO soybeans across Alabama from 2004 to 2022 from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and various soybean industry reports. This involved sifting through countless government publications and soybean association data, a process that was as challenging as finding the proverbial "needle in a soy-stalk." With diligent dedication and a few spilled soy lattes, we were able to compile a robust dataset reflecting the annual trends in GMO soybean adoption in the state.

Next, to track the employment dynamics of logisticians in Alabama, we scoured the treasure trove of labor statistics provided by the Bureau of Labor Statistics. This involved navigating through an array of occupational employment reports and industry-specific surveys which, at times, made us feel like we were on a soy-based "easter bean hunt" through the labyrinth of statistical data.

Once we had harvested all the relevant data fields, we employed rigorous statistical analyses to investigate the hypothesized relationship between GMO soybean usage and logistician employment. We utilized sophisticated econometric techniques, including linear regression models, to model and estimate the association between these variables. The statistical analysis rigorously accounted for potential confounding factors, ensuring that our findings were as pure as soy milk.

In addition, to ensure the robustness of our findings, we conducted sensitivity analyses and explored various time-series models to validate the reliability and stability of the observed relationship. This involved meticulously examining different time intervals and testing the consistency of results across varied model specifications – a process that had our team exclaiming, "Soy muy happy to see these results holding up!"

Furthermore, to assess the statistical significance of the relationship, we calculated correlation coefficients and p-values, enabling us to ascertain the strength and credibility of the observed association. We unabashedly employed an alpha level of 0.01 for our statistical tests, ensuring that our findings were as rare and treasured as a soybean signed by a famous agriculturist.

As we traversed through the statistical terrain and soy-based datasets, we maintained a lighthearted spirit, occasionally joking that the correlation between GMO soybean adoption and logistician employment was as strong as the bond between tofu and stir-fry. Our analysis process was as meticulous as separating non-GMO soybeans from their genetically modified counterparts – leaving no statistical soybean unturned in our pursuit of understanding the enigmatic relationship between soy cultivation and logistician employment in Alabama.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in soybeans and The number of logisticians in Alabama. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .

For the time period 2004 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9360435, r-squared of 0.8761774, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Soy Logis-Tickling: The Relationship Between GMO Soybean Usage and Employment of Logisticians in Alabama"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the fascinating world of genetically modified organisms (GMO) and soybeans, and how they intertwine with the logistics industry in the heart of the South. Utilizing data from the USDA and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we conducted a thorough investigation into the correlation between the usage of GMO soybeans and the number of logisticians employed in the great state of Alabama from 2004 to 2022. Our findings revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9360435 and a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a strong and significant relationship.

It seems that the soy logis-tical chain is more intertwined with the local workforce than previously thought. Whether it's the logistics of transporting soybeans or the logistics of understanding complex genetically modified materials, it's clear that GMO soybeans are leaving a "bean-dance" impression on the state's employment landscape. We hope that our research tickles the fancy of logisticians and agricultural enthusiasts alike!

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The cultivation and utilization of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) have been a subject of both fascination and contention in agricultural and scientific circles. Nonetheless, the impact of GMO usage on employment dynamics within specific industries remains a relatively underexplored area of study. In this vein, our research seeks to shed light on the rather curious connection between the adoption of GMO soybeans and the employment of logisticians in Alabama, the Cotton State.
The realm of genetically modified soybeans and logistics might seem as unrelated as a beanstalk and a forklift. However, as we delved deep into the data, a surprising correlation began to emerge - almost like finding a soybean in a haystack of labor statistics. Scientists may be keen on genes, but our attention turned to the "bean-economics" of the logistics industry in Alabama.
The steady increase in the adoption of GMO soybeans over the past decade has left many wondering whether it's simply a matter of seren-dipity or whether it plays a more direct role in spurring employment in logistical occupations. Digesting copious amounts of data from the USDA and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we pondered, "Is there something more to this soy-logistical connection or are we simply bean-fooled?"
The findings of our study, as we plowed through the data fields, surprisingly pointed towards a strong and significant correlation between the adoption of GMO soybeans and the number of logisticians employed in Alabama. It appears that the employment landscape in Alabama is not just "soy-soy" – there's a logistician workforce that's a-pea-ling to the soybean industry! This led us to conclude that the relationship between GMO soybean usage and the employment of logisticians is not just a mere soy-prise – it's a significant and tangible correlation worthy of further examination.
As we navigate through the subsequent sections of this paper, we invite the reader to "bean" inquisitive and engage in this journey of discovering the intricate connections between GMO soybeans and the employment of logisticians in Alabama.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of our data uncovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient (r) of 0.9360435 between the usage of GMO soybeans and the employment of logisticians in Alabama spanning from 2004 to 2022. This result suggests a strong positive linear relationship between these two variables, indicating that as the adoption of GMO soybeans increased, so did the employment of logisticians in the state.

It's as if the soybeans were whispering, "You can't run a tight ship without a good logistician," and the employment numbers were listening – a logistical symphony orchestrated by the very beans themselves!

Moreover, the coefficient of determination (r-squared) was calculated to be 0.8761774, signifying that approximately 87.6% of the variability in the employment of logisticians can be explained by the variation in GMO soybean usage. This robust coefficient underscores the substantial influence of GMO soybean adoption on the employment dynamics within the logistics industry in Alabama.

The p-value being less than 0.01 further supports the strength of the relationship between GMO soybean usage and the employment of logisticians in Alabama, indicating that the observed correlation is statistically significant. In other words, the likelihood of observing such a strong relationship by random chance is infinitesimally small, just like the chances of finding a genetically modified soybean in a field of organic ones!

As a supplement to our findings, we have included a scatterplot (Fig. 1) depicting the clear positive linear association between GMO soybean usage and the employment of logisticians in Alabama across the years studied. This visual representation reinforces the strength of the correlation, painting a picture clearer than a soybean in a field of clover.

In conclusion, our results provide compelling evidence of the substantial link between the adoption of GMO soybeans and the employment of logisticians in Alabama. This research not only brings to light the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate industries but also serves as a reminder that, much like the humble soybean, the workforce too can experience exponential growth with the right conditions and a little "bean-fertilization."

Next time you enjoy a soy latte, remember the logistical web woven by those tiny beans – they're not just a source of protein; they're also masters of supply chain "soy-entific" management!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in soybeans and The number of logisticians in Alabama. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Soy Logis-Tickling: The Relationship Between GMO Soybean Usage and Employment of Logisticians in Alabama"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the fascinating world of genetically modified organisms (GMO) and soybeans, and how they intertwine with the logistics industry in the heart of the South. Utilizing data from the USDA and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we conducted a thorough investigation into the correlation between the usage of GMO soybeans and the number of logisticians employed in the great state of Alabama from 2004 to 2022. Our findings revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9360435 and a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a strong and significant relationship.

It seems that the soy logis-tical chain is more intertwined with the local workforce than previously thought. Whether it's the logistics of transporting soybeans or the logistics of understanding complex genetically modified materials, it's clear that GMO soybeans are leaving a "bean-dance" impression on the state's employment landscape. We hope that our research tickles the fancy of logisticians and agricultural enthusiasts alike!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The relationship between GMO soybean usage and the employment of logisticians in Alabama has piqued the interest of researchers and enthusiasts alike. In "Soybean Logistics: A Comprehensive Analysis," Smith et al. explore the logistical challenges and opportunities presented by the rise of GMO soybeans in modern agriculture. Their work highlights the need for efficient transportation and distribution systems to handle the increasing production and trade of genetically modified soybeans, shedding light on the potential impact on logistics employment.
The findings of Doe and Jones in "Logistics in the South: From Cotton to Soybeans" further underscore the growing importance of streamlined logistical processes in areas traditionally associated with agricultural production. Their research delves into the historical shifts in logistics and the modern implications of GMO soybean cultivation, igniting discussions about the potential labor market effects and the ever-growing demand for skilled logisticians in states like Alabama.
Speaking of logistics and soybeans, did you hear about the bean who tried to be a logistics expert? He just couldn't find his way out of the bay-go!
Turning to non-fiction literature, "The Omnivore's Dilemma" by Michael Pollan offers a thought-provoking exploration of the modern food industry, including the impact of GMOs on agricultural practices. Pollan's examination of the soybean industry provides valuable insights into the broader societal and economic implications of genetically modified crops, prompting a consideration of the potential ripple effects on related industries such as logistics and supply chain management.
In a surprising twist, the fictional works of "Soybean Sorcery" by J.K. Rowling and "The Maze Runner" by James Dashner offer imaginative parallels to the intricate web of supply chain dynamics and the challenges of navigating complex agricultural systems. While these books may not provide direct empirical evidence, their fantastical portrayals offer a whimsical lens through which to ponder the intricate dance between GMO soybeans and the employment of logisticians. After all, who wouldn't want to witness a soybean performing magic tricks or a maze made entirely of genetically modified crops?
Moving from the realm of literature to the world of board games, the strategic complexities of "Settlers of Catan" and its expansion packs provide an intriguing analogy to the interconnected nature of agricultural production, trade, and logistics. Just as players must strategically allocate resources and manage trade routes in the game, the reality of managing GMO soybean logistics presents its own set of challenges and opportunities. It's as if the soybeans and logisticians are playing a game of their own, navigating through the twists and turns of the supply chain board.
Did you hear about the soybean who excelled at logistics? He was a real "soy-perstar" in the field!
In conclusion, the diverse perspectives from both academic research and cultural narratives contribute to a richer understanding of the interplay between GMO soybean usage and the employment of logisticians in Alabama. As we plow through the literature and entertain unconventional musings, it becomes clear that the soybean-logistics connection extends beyond the confines of empirical data, inviting us to embrace the quirky and whimsical aspects of this scholarly endeavor.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of our data uncovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient (r) of 0.9360435 between the usage of GMO soybeans and the employment of logisticians in Alabama spanning from 2004 to 2022. This result suggests a strong positive linear relationship between these two variables, indicating that as the adoption of GMO soybeans increased, so did the employment of logisticians in the state.
It's as if the soybeans were whispering, "You can't run a tight ship without a good logistician," and the employment numbers were listening – a logistical symphony orchestrated by the very beans themselves!
Moreover, the coefficient of determination (r-squared) was calculated to be 0.8761774, signifying that approximately 87.6% of the variability in the employment of logisticians can be explained by the variation in GMO soybean usage. This robust coefficient underscores the substantial influence of GMO soybean adoption on the employment dynamics within the logistics industry in Alabama.
The p-value being less than 0.01 further supports the strength of the relationship between GMO soybean usage and the employment of logisticians in Alabama, indicating that the observed correlation is statistically significant. In other words, the likelihood of observing such a strong relationship by random chance is infinitesimally small, just like the chances of finding a genetically modified soybean in a field of organic ones!
As a supplement to our findings, we have included a scatterplot (Fig. 1) depicting the clear positive linear association between GMO soybean usage and the employment of logisticians in Alabama across the years studied. This visual representation reinforces the strength of the correlation, painting a picture clearer than a soybean in a field of clover.
In conclusion, our results provide compelling evidence of the substantial link between the adoption of GMO soybeans and the employment of logisticians in Alabama. This research not only brings to light the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate industries but also serves as a reminder that, much like the humble soybean, the workforce too can experience exponential growth with the right conditions and a little "bean-fertilization."
Next time you enjoy a soy latte, remember the logistical web woven by those tiny beans – they're not just a source of protein; they're also masters of supply chain "soy-entific" management!

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

Our study set out to explore the intriguing relationship between GMO soybean usage and the employment of logisticians in the great state of Alabama. Building upon the findings of previous research, including the whimsical yet enlightening perspectives presented in the literature review, we sought to further unravel the implications of genetically modified soybeans on the labor market dynamics within the logistics industry. Our results, in line with previous literature, have revealed a compelling association between the adoption of GMO soybeans and the number of logisticians employed in Alabama. It seems that the soy logis-tickling dance is more than just a lighthearted notion - it's a veritable empirical reality.

The substantial correlation coefficient of 0.9360435 echoes the sentiments expressed in the literature on the growing impact of GMO soybean cultivation on logistics employment. This statistic emphasizes the strong linear relationship between these two variables, proving that the employment of logisticians in Alabama exhibits a remarkable interdependence with the adoption of genetically modified soybeans. It's as if the soybeans, in their own leguminous way, have been sowing the seeds of logistics growth all along.

Moreover, our analysis yielded a coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.8761774, indicating that a remarkable 87.6% of the variation in the employment of logisticians can be attributed to the fluctuations in GMO soybean usage. This result not only confirms the robustness of the relationship but also underscores the significant influence of GMO soybean adoption on the labor market dynamics within the logistics industry. Who knew that soybeans could impact employment in such a "bean-dance" fashion?

The supporting evidence from our analysis, including the statistically significant p-value and the vivid visual representation in the form of a scatterplot, further solidifies our findings. The p-value of less than 0.01 suggests that the observed correlation between GMO soybean usage and the employment of logisticians is notably strong and unlikely to occur by random chance. It seems that the soybeans and logisticians are engaged in a statistical tango, where the likelihood of their connection being mere happenstance is, much like a non-GMO soybean in an organic field, extremely slim.

With our research shedding light on this captivating correlation, we hope to provoke further scholarly and professional dialogue on the soy logis-tical chain and its implications for labor markets. After all, the logistics industry is certainly not immune to the "soy-pernatural" forces at play in the realm of genetically modified crops. We trust that our findings will continue to tickle the interest of those in the fields of agriculture, logistics, and beyond, prompting a deeper exploration of the soybean's impact on the labor market and supply chain dynamics.

In the words of the wise, albeit fictional, soybean-maven, J.K. Rowling, "It is our choices that show what we truly are, far past our soy per-star abilities." Indeed, the choices of GMO soybeans appear to have striking implications for the employment landscape, mirroring the intricate dynamics of logistics like a bean that has truly found its way out of the "bay-go."


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between GMO use in soybeans and The number of logisticians in Alabama. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Soy Logis-Tickling: The Relationship Between GMO Soybean Usage and Employment of Logisticians in Alabama"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the fascinating world of genetically modified organisms (GMO) and soybeans, and how they intertwine with the logistics industry in the heart of the South. Utilizing data from the USDA and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we conducted a thorough investigation into the correlation between the usage of GMO soybeans and the number of logisticians employed in the great state of Alabama from 2004 to 2022. Our findings revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9360435 and a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a strong and significant relationship.

It seems that the soy logis-tical chain is more intertwined with the local workforce than previously thought. Whether it's the logistics of transporting soybeans or the logistics of understanding complex genetically modified materials, it's clear that GMO soybeans are leaving a "bean-dance" impression on the state's employment landscape. We hope that our research tickles the fancy of logisticians and agricultural enthusiasts alike!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The cultivation and utilization of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) have been a subject of both fascination and contention in agricultural and scientific circles. Nonetheless, the impact of GMO usage on employment dynamics within specific industries remains a relatively underexplored area of study. In this vein, our research seeks to shed light on the rather curious connection between the adoption of GMO soybeans and the employment of logisticians in Alabama, the Cotton State.
The realm of genetically modified soybeans and logistics might seem as unrelated as a beanstalk and a forklift. However, as we delved deep into the data, a surprising correlation began to emerge - almost like finding a soybean in a haystack of labor statistics. Scientists may be keen on genes, but our attention turned to the "bean-economics" of the logistics industry in Alabama.
The steady increase in the adoption of GMO soybeans over the past decade has left many wondering whether it's simply a matter of seren-dipity or whether it plays a more direct role in spurring employment in logistical occupations. Digesting copious amounts of data from the USDA and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we pondered, "Is there something more to this soy-logistical connection or are we simply bean-fooled?"
The findings of our study, as we plowed through the data fields, surprisingly pointed towards a strong and significant correlation between the adoption of GMO soybeans and the number of logisticians employed in Alabama. It appears that the employment landscape in Alabama is not just "soy-soy" – there's a logistician workforce that's a-pea-ling to the soybean industry! This led us to conclude that the relationship between GMO soybean usage and the employment of logisticians is not just a mere soy-prise – it's a significant and tangible correlation worthy of further examination.
As we navigate through the subsequent sections of this paper, we invite the reader to "bean" inquisitive and engage in this journey of discovering the intricate connections between GMO soybeans and the employment of logisticians in Alabama.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of our data uncovered a remarkably high correlation coefficient (r) of 0.9360435 between the usage of GMO soybeans and the employment of logisticians in Alabama spanning from 2004 to 2022. This result suggests a strong positive linear relationship between these two variables, indicating that as the adoption of GMO soybeans increased, so did the employment of logisticians in the state.
It's as if the soybeans were whispering, "You can't run a tight ship without a good logistician," and the employment numbers were listening – a logistical symphony orchestrated by the very beans themselves!
Moreover, the coefficient of determination (r-squared) was calculated to be 0.8761774, signifying that approximately 87.6% of the variability in the employment of logisticians can be explained by the variation in GMO soybean usage. This robust coefficient underscores the substantial influence of GMO soybean adoption on the employment dynamics within the logistics industry in Alabama.
The p-value being less than 0.01 further supports the strength of the relationship between GMO soybean usage and the employment of logisticians in Alabama, indicating that the observed correlation is statistically significant. In other words, the likelihood of observing such a strong relationship by random chance is infinitesimally small, just like the chances of finding a genetically modified soybean in a field of organic ones!
As a supplement to our findings, we have included a scatterplot (Fig. 1) depicting the clear positive linear association between GMO soybean usage and the employment of logisticians in Alabama across the years studied. This visual representation reinforces the strength of the correlation, painting a picture clearer than a soybean in a field of clover.
In conclusion, our results provide compelling evidence of the substantial link between the adoption of GMO soybeans and the employment of logisticians in Alabama. This research not only brings to light the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate industries but also serves as a reminder that, much like the humble soybean, the workforce too can experience exponential growth with the right conditions and a little "bean-fertilization."
Next time you enjoy a soy latte, remember the logistical web woven by those tiny beans – they're not just a source of protein; they're also masters of supply chain "soy-entific" management!

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[[CONCLUSION]]



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[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has unveiled an unexpectedly strong and significant relationship between the usage of GMO soybeans and the employment of logisticians in Alabama. The correlation coefficient of 0.9360435 and the p-value of less than 0.01 point to a clear link between these two variables, suggesting that there is more to the soybean-soyntology connection than meets the eye. It's not just about soybeans; it's about "soy" much more!

With this in mind, it's safe to say that the logistics of GMO soybeans and the employment of logisticians are not merely coincidental; there's a definite "bean-counter" aspect to this relationship. It's like the soybeans are saying, "I may be genetically modified, but I've still got a knack for attracting logistical talent!"

Our findings provide valuable insight into the intertwined nature of agricultural innovation and employment dynamics, challenging us to rethink the soybean's role in shaping the workforce landscape. It's a reminder that in the world of logistics, every "bean" counts – and in Alabama, these beans are certainly accounting for a lot!

In light of our results, no further research on this soy-logistical connection is needed; we've squeezed out all the soy milk from this bean!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Soy Logis-Tickling: The Relationship Between GMO Soybean Usage and Employment of Logisticians in Alabama. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Agro-Logistics and Quirky Economics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Soy Logis-Tickling: The Relationship Between GMO Soybean Usage and Employment of Logisticians in Alabama. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Association for Agricultural Innovation and Economic Development


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Soy Logis-Tickling: The Relationship Between GMO Soybean Usage and Employment of Logisticians in Alabama with an abstract of In this study, we delve into the fascinating world of genetically modified organisms (GMO) and soybeans, and how they intertwine with the logistics industry in the heart of the South. Utilizing data from the USDA and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we conducted a thorough investigation into the correlation between the usage of GMO soybeans and the number of logisticians employed in the great state of Alabama from 2004 to 2022. Our findings revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9360435 and a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a strong and significant relationship.

It seems that the soy logis-tical chain is more intertwined with the local workforce than previously thought. Whether it's the logistics of transporting soybeans or the logistics of understanding complex genetically modified materials, it's clear that GMO soybeans are leaving a "bean-dance" impression on the state's employment landscape. We hope that our research tickles the fancy of logisticians and agricultural enthusiasts alike!

ChatGPT:

GMO soybeans, employment, logisticians, logistics industry, Alabama, USDA data, Bureau of Labor Statistics, correlation coefficient, p-value, soybean transportation, genetically modified materials, soybean industry, agricultural employment, GMO impact, Alabama labor force

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Data details

GMO use in soybeans
Detailed data title: Percent of soybeans planted in United States that are genetically modified to be herbicide-tolerant (HT), but not insect-resistant (Bt)
Source: USDA
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The number of logisticians in Alabama
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of logisticians in Alabama
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of logisticians in Alabama

Correlation r = 0.9360435 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8761774 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 87.6% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of logisticians in Alabama) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., GMO use in soybeans) over the 19 years from 2004 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 3.9E-9. 0.0000000039324019443355850000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.94 in 3.9E-7% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 254,297,504 random variables You don't actually need 254 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 18 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 18 because we have two variables measured over a period of 19 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.84, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
GMO use in soybeans (GMO soybeans %)85878991929193949393949494949494949595
The number of logisticians in Alabama (Logisticians)41040018702120239028703350373038803800360035203460359037304060440053505190




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  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




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Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([85,87,89,91,92,91,93,94,93,93,94,94,94,94,94,94,94,95,95,])
array_2 = np.array([410,400,1870,2120,2390,2870,3350,3730,3880,3800,3600,3520,3460,3590,3730,4060,4400,5350,5190,])
array_1_name = "GMO use in soybeans"
array_2_name = "The number of logisticians in Alabama"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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