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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Air pollution in Ann Arbor and the second variable is The divorce rate in Michigan.  The chart goes from 1999 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As air quality improved in Ann Arbor, so did the moods of the residents. With clearer skies and fresher air, people were less irritable and stressed. This led to a decrease in arguments and disagreements, ultimately contributing to a lower divorce rate in Michigan. After all, cleaner air meant clearer minds and happier marriages.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [ A photo-realistic image ] Generate a scene where the skyline of Ann Arbor is enveloped in a heavy, oppressive smog, with the air thick and polluted. Amidst the haze, depict couples and individuals diligently wiping the windows of their homes and buildings, their focus fixed on the task at hand. In the background, illustrate a couple signing a legal document, symbolizing their parting ways. The image should capture the tension and sadness in the atmosphere as the smog settles on the city, mirroring the emotional separation of the couple. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Air pollution in Ann Arbor and The divorce rate in Michigan. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Steampunk Steampunk A scene from Skyrim A photo-realistic image Cutsy art illustration
ChatGPT: A photo-realistic image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Air pollution in Ann Arbor and The divorce rate in Michigan, in the following situation: As air pollution in Ann Arbor increased, so did the divorce rate in Michigan because people were too busy cleaning their windows to focus on their marriages.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: The skyline of Ann Arbor is shrouded in a hazy, polluted air, with thick smog visibly settling on the windows of homes and buildings. Amidst the smog, couples are seen diligently wiping their windows, their focus on the task at hand, while in the background, a legal document is being signed and a couple is parting ways.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A photo-realistic image ] and depicting this scene: The skyline of Ann Arbor is shrouded in a hazy, polluted air, with thick smog visibly settling on the windows of homes and buildings. Amidst the smog, couples are seen diligently wiping their windows, their focus on the task at hand, while in the background, a legal document is being signed and a couple is parting ways. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [ A photo-realistic image ] Generate a scene where the skyline of Ann Arbor is enveloped in a heavy, oppressive smog, with the air thick and polluted. Amidst the haze, depict couples and individuals diligently wiping the windows of their homes and buildings, their focus fixed on the task at hand. In the background, illustrate a couple signing a legal document, symbolizing their parting ways. The image should capture the tension and sadness in the atmosphere as the smog settles on the city, mirroring the emotional separation of the couple.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Air pollution in Ann Arbor caused The divorce rate in Michigan to decrease.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Air Pollution in Ann Arbor and the Alimony Angle: Analyzing the Association with the Divorce Rate in Michigan

Journal of Environmental Socioeconomics

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Ann Arbor and The divorce rate in Michigan. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.5657467 and p < 0.01 for 1999 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Air Pollution in Ann Arbor and the Alimony Angle: Analyzing the Association with the Divorce Rate in Michigan

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the curious correlation between air pollution levels in Ann Arbor, Michigan, and the divorce rate in the same state. By leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics, we aimed to ascertain whether there exists a tangible link between poor air quality and conjugal dissolutions across Michigan. Our findings revealed a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.5657467 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the years spanning from 1999 to 2021.

Now, onto the punchline: it seems that even the atmosphere can't escape the drama of marital discord! Our results suggest that as air pollution levels in Ann Arbor increased, so did the divorce rate in Michigan. This correlation may seem like a breath of fresh air for lovers of puns, but it also emphasizes the far-reaching impact of environmental factors on human behavior and well-being. As the old saying goes, "Love is in the air... or maybe it's just particulate matter."

In conclusion, our study sheds light on the unexpected connection between air pollution and the marital state in Michigan, highlighting the need for further exploration into the broader social and economic implications of environmental degradation. With this research, we hope to fan the flames of interest among policymakers and environmentalists, suggesting that clean air can do more than just clear the skies—it might just clear the air in relationships, too.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Ann Arbor and The divorce rate in Michigan. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Air Pollution in Ann Arbor and the Alimony Angle: Analyzing the Association with the Divorce Rate in Michigan

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the curious correlation between air pollution levels in Ann Arbor, Michigan, and the divorce rate in the same state. By leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics, we aimed to ascertain whether there exists a tangible link between poor air quality and conjugal dissolutions across Michigan. Our findings revealed a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.5657467 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the years spanning from 1999 to 2021.

Now, onto the punchline: it seems that even the atmosphere can't escape the drama of marital discord! Our results suggest that as air pollution levels in Ann Arbor increased, so did the divorce rate in Michigan. This correlation may seem like a breath of fresh air for lovers of puns, but it also emphasizes the far-reaching impact of environmental factors on human behavior and well-being. As the old saying goes, "Love is in the air... or maybe it's just particulate matter."

In conclusion, our study sheds light on the unexpected connection between air pollution and the marital state in Michigan, highlighting the need for further exploration into the broader social and economic implications of environmental degradation. With this research, we hope to fan the flames of interest among policymakers and environmentalists, suggesting that clean air can do more than just clear the skies—it might just clear the air in relationships, too.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Air pollution is a pervasive issue that affects not only the environment but also human health and well-being. The adverse effects of air pollution on respiratory and cardiovascular health have been extensively studied, but its potential impact on social dynamics, particularly in the context of relationships and family life, has received less attention. In this study, we aim to explore the intriguing association between air pollution levels in Ann Arbor, Michigan, and the divorce rate in the state, shedding light on the unexpected interplay between environmental factors and marital stability.

It's time to clear the air and take a closer look at how the quality of the atmosphere may influence the quality of relationships. As we dive into this investigation, it becomes evident that the air we breathe may have implications beyond mere respiration and extend into the realm of romantic relationships. It seems that couples in Michigan may not be the only ones feeling suffocated by the smog!

Just as a breath of fresh air can revitalize the spirit, our study seeks to breathe new life into the discourse on air pollution's impact on societal dynamics. By drawing attention to the connection between air quality in Ann Arbor and the divorce rate in Michigan, we hope to unearth insights that not only captivate the mind but also capture the heart—or at least a share of the limelight. After all, who knew that "irreconcilable differences" might be attributed, in part, to the inhalation of atmospheric pollutants?

Our investigation into the correlation between air pollution in Ann Arbor and the divorce rate in Michigan presents a surprising twist in the plot of environmental research. It is a tale of intrigue, where gases and particles play unforeseen roles in shaping human relationships and societal trends. We invite you to join us on this adventure of uncovering the unexpected and, in the words of Shakespeare, to "breathe free breath." Or, at least, to breathe air free of pollutants and marital discord!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Ann Arbor and The divorce rate in Michigan. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Perhaps you also got inspiration from some board games that are vaugely related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Air Pollution in Ann Arbor and the Alimony Angle: Analyzing the Association with the Divorce Rate in Michigan

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the curious correlation between air pollution levels in Ann Arbor, Michigan, and the divorce rate in the same state. By leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics, we aimed to ascertain whether there exists a tangible link between poor air quality and conjugal dissolutions across Michigan. Our findings revealed a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.5657467 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the years spanning from 1999 to 2021.

Now, onto the punchline: it seems that even the atmosphere can't escape the drama of marital discord! Our results suggest that as air pollution levels in Ann Arbor increased, so did the divorce rate in Michigan. This correlation may seem like a breath of fresh air for lovers of puns, but it also emphasizes the far-reaching impact of environmental factors on human behavior and well-being. As the old saying goes, "Love is in the air... or maybe it's just particulate matter."

In conclusion, our study sheds light on the unexpected connection between air pollution and the marital state in Michigan, highlighting the need for further exploration into the broader social and economic implications of environmental degradation. With this research, we hope to fan the flames of interest among policymakers and environmentalists, suggesting that clean air can do more than just clear the skies—it might just clear the air in relationships, too.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Air pollution is a pervasive issue that affects not only the environment but also human health and well-being. The adverse effects of air pollution on respiratory and cardiovascular health have been extensively studied, but its potential impact on social dynamics, particularly in the context of relationships and family life, has received less attention. In this study, we aim to explore the intriguing association between air pollution levels in Ann Arbor, Michigan, and the divorce rate in the state, shedding light on the unexpected interplay between environmental factors and marital stability.
It's time to clear the air and take a closer look at how the quality of the atmosphere may influence the quality of relationships. As we dive into this investigation, it becomes evident that the air we breathe may have implications beyond mere respiration and extend into the realm of romantic relationships. It seems that couples in Michigan may not be the only ones feeling suffocated by the smog!
Just as a breath of fresh air can revitalize the spirit, our study seeks to breathe new life into the discourse on air pollution's impact on societal dynamics. By drawing attention to the connection between air quality in Ann Arbor and the divorce rate in Michigan, we hope to unearth insights that not only captivate the mind but also capture the heart—or at least a share of the limelight. After all, who knew that "irreconcilable differences" might be attributed, in part, to the inhalation of atmospheric pollutants?
Our investigation into the correlation between air pollution in Ann Arbor and the divorce rate in Michigan presents a surprising twist in the plot of environmental research. It is a tale of intrigue, where gases and particles play unforeseen roles in shaping human relationships and societal trends. We invite you to join us on this adventure of uncovering the unexpected and, in the words of Shakespeare, to "breathe free breath." Or, at least, to breathe air free of pollutants and marital discord!

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Numerous studies have delved into the relationship between environmental factors and societal dynamics, shedding light on the multifaceted impact of air pollution on human behavior. In "The Effects of Air Pollution on Human Health," Smith et al. emphasize the detrimental effects of air pollutants on respiratory and cardiovascular health, laying the groundwork for understanding the potential broader implications of poor air quality. The connection between air pollution and human well-being extends beyond physical health, as highlighted in "Environmental Factors and Social Dynamics" by Doe and Jones, where they discuss the less-explored influence of environmental factors on social relationships and community dynamics.

It appears that environmental factors, much like aggrieved spouses, can leave a lasting impact on societal well-being. Now, let's take a detour into the fascinating world of literature and its potential insights into the connection between air pollution and marital discord. In "The Air We Breathe: Exploring Environmental Influences on Human Behavior," the authors draw parallels between atmospheric conditions and social interactions, inviting readers to contemplate the atmospheric influences on personal relationships. Furthermore, in "Pollution and Partnerships: A Novel Perspective," the authors craft a fictional narrative that weaves together the complexities of air pollution and the intricacies of romantic entanglements, prompting readers to ponder the unseen forces at play in interpersonal dynamics.

As we venture further into the realm of unconventional sources, we cannot overlook the subtly insightful cues hidden in popular fiction. For instance, "Gone with the Wind: A Tale of Atmospheric Tensions," though not an environmental manual per se, offers a compelling portrayal of turbulent relationships amidst tumultuous atmospheric conditions. Additionally, "The Winds of Change: A Romantic Saga," explores the uncharted territory of airborne influences on human emotions, presenting a whimsical yet thought-provoking take on the interplay between atmospheric elements and interpersonal bonds.

Moreover, board games such as "Pandemic: Legacy" provide an unexpected avenue to contemplate the potential ripple effects of environmental factors on societal dynamics, albeit in the context of disease outbreaks. While not directly related to air pollution and divorce rates, these sources serve as whimsical reminders of the intricate connections that exist between environmental influences and human interactions.

In "Clue: Air Pollution Edition," readers are invited to play detective and uncover the hidden clues that link atmospheric conditions to the social fabric, challenging traditional perceptions and sparking a sense of intrigue about the unexpected associations at play. These diverse sources, both serious and imaginative, collectively underscore the need to adopt a multifaceted perspective when exploring the intersection of environmental variables and societal phenomena.

In conclusion, the synthesis of findings from diverse realms of research and creativity underscores the nuanced interplay between environmental influences, including air pollution, and the intricate tapestry of human relationships. With this comprehensive understanding, we aim to draw attention to the uncharted territory of environmental factors' impact on social dynamics, and, in the spirit of academic inquiry, invite scholars and enthusiasts alike to explore the unanticipated twists and turns in this captivating narrative of atmospheric influences on human relationships.

[ADD YOUR OWN EXTRA STUFF HERE}



Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Ann Arbor and The divorce rate in Michigan. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics . You used data from 1999 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Air Pollution in Ann Arbor and the Alimony Angle: Analyzing the Association with the Divorce Rate in Michigan

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the curious correlation between air pollution levels in Ann Arbor, Michigan, and the divorce rate in the same state. By leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics, we aimed to ascertain whether there exists a tangible link between poor air quality and conjugal dissolutions across Michigan. Our findings revealed a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.5657467 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the years spanning from 1999 to 2021.

Now, onto the punchline: it seems that even the atmosphere can't escape the drama of marital discord! Our results suggest that as air pollution levels in Ann Arbor increased, so did the divorce rate in Michigan. This correlation may seem like a breath of fresh air for lovers of puns, but it also emphasizes the far-reaching impact of environmental factors on human behavior and well-being. As the old saying goes, "Love is in the air... or maybe it's just particulate matter."

In conclusion, our study sheds light on the unexpected connection between air pollution and the marital state in Michigan, highlighting the need for further exploration into the broader social and economic implications of environmental degradation. With this research, we hope to fan the flames of interest among policymakers and environmentalists, suggesting that clean air can do more than just clear the skies—it might just clear the air in relationships, too.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Air pollution is a pervasive issue that affects not only the environment but also human health and well-being. The adverse effects of air pollution on respiratory and cardiovascular health have been extensively studied, but its potential impact on social dynamics, particularly in the context of relationships and family life, has received less attention. In this study, we aim to explore the intriguing association between air pollution levels in Ann Arbor, Michigan, and the divorce rate in the state, shedding light on the unexpected interplay between environmental factors and marital stability.
It's time to clear the air and take a closer look at how the quality of the atmosphere may influence the quality of relationships. As we dive into this investigation, it becomes evident that the air we breathe may have implications beyond mere respiration and extend into the realm of romantic relationships. It seems that couples in Michigan may not be the only ones feeling suffocated by the smog!
Just as a breath of fresh air can revitalize the spirit, our study seeks to breathe new life into the discourse on air pollution's impact on societal dynamics. By drawing attention to the connection between air quality in Ann Arbor and the divorce rate in Michigan, we hope to unearth insights that not only captivate the mind but also capture the heart—or at least a share of the limelight. After all, who knew that "irreconcilable differences" might be attributed, in part, to the inhalation of atmospheric pollutants?
Our investigation into the correlation between air pollution in Ann Arbor and the divorce rate in Michigan presents a surprising twist in the plot of environmental research. It is a tale of intrigue, where gases and particles play unforeseen roles in shaping human relationships and societal trends. We invite you to join us on this adventure of uncovering the unexpected and, in the words of Shakespeare, to "breathe free breath." Or, at least, to breathe air free of pollutants and marital discord!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To dive into the murky depths of the relationship between air pollution and divorce rates, we employed a comprehensive methodological approach that balanced rigor with a touch of whimsy. First and foremost, we meticulously gathered air quality data from the Environmental Protection Agency's Air Quality System, embracing the mantra "taking a deep breath" both figuratively and literally. Our team then delved into the troves of the CDC National Vital Statistics System to extract divorce rates across Michigan.

Employing a time-series design, we aimed to capture the atmospheric fluctuations and the ebb and flow of marital dissolutions over a span of 22 years. We then performed a series of complex statistical analyses, including time series modeling, autoregressive integrated moving average (ARIMA) modeling, and longitudinal data analysis, to disentangle the intricate web of associations. It felt like untangling earbuds, but with an added layer of environmental and social complexity.

In addition to these robust analyses, we also incorporated sophisticated geographic information system (GIS) mapping techniques to visualize the spatial distribution of air pollution levels across Ann Arbor and their potential spillover effects on divorce rates throughout Michigan. This gave us a bird's-eye view of the drama unfolding in the skies and the courts, with a segue into the concept of "separation anxiety," both on a personal and atmospheric level.

Furthermore, to account for potential confounding variables such as socioeconomic status, urbanization, and other environmental factors, we utilized multivariate regression models with sensitivity analyses, akin to unraveling a Gordian knot of interrelated factors. This allowed us to sift through the maze of correlations and confidently proclaim, "Eureka! There is a connection between air pollution and divorce rates."

Lastly, to corroborate our findings, we sought validation through robust sensitivity analyses, including bootstrapping methods and Monte Carlo simulations. This provided a robustness check against potential data anomalies and outliers, keeping us grounded in the mire of statistical uncertainty.

In the immortal words of a weathered statistician, "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and data analysis." With that in mind, we strived to ensure the integrity and validity of our analytical approach, lest we fall victim to statistical misdirection. This extensive and multidimensional methodology, laden with quirky analogies and dad jokes, paved the way for unveiling the unexpected connection between air pollution in Ann Arbor and the divorce rate in Michigan.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Ann Arbor and The divorce rate in Michigan. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics .

For the time period 1999 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.5657467, r-squared of 0.3200693, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Air Pollution in Ann Arbor and the Alimony Angle: Analyzing the Association with the Divorce Rate in Michigan

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the curious correlation between air pollution levels in Ann Arbor, Michigan, and the divorce rate in the same state. By leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics, we aimed to ascertain whether there exists a tangible link between poor air quality and conjugal dissolutions across Michigan. Our findings revealed a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.5657467 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the years spanning from 1999 to 2021.

Now, onto the punchline: it seems that even the atmosphere can't escape the drama of marital discord! Our results suggest that as air pollution levels in Ann Arbor increased, so did the divorce rate in Michigan. This correlation may seem like a breath of fresh air for lovers of puns, but it also emphasizes the far-reaching impact of environmental factors on human behavior and well-being. As the old saying goes, "Love is in the air... or maybe it's just particulate matter."

In conclusion, our study sheds light on the unexpected connection between air pollution and the marital state in Michigan, highlighting the need for further exploration into the broader social and economic implications of environmental degradation. With this research, we hope to fan the flames of interest among policymakers and environmentalists, suggesting that clean air can do more than just clear the skies—it might just clear the air in relationships, too.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Air pollution is a pervasive issue that affects not only the environment but also human health and well-being. The adverse effects of air pollution on respiratory and cardiovascular health have been extensively studied, but its potential impact on social dynamics, particularly in the context of relationships and family life, has received less attention. In this study, we aim to explore the intriguing association between air pollution levels in Ann Arbor, Michigan, and the divorce rate in the state, shedding light on the unexpected interplay between environmental factors and marital stability.
It's time to clear the air and take a closer look at how the quality of the atmosphere may influence the quality of relationships. As we dive into this investigation, it becomes evident that the air we breathe may have implications beyond mere respiration and extend into the realm of romantic relationships. It seems that couples in Michigan may not be the only ones feeling suffocated by the smog!
Just as a breath of fresh air can revitalize the spirit, our study seeks to breathe new life into the discourse on air pollution's impact on societal dynamics. By drawing attention to the connection between air quality in Ann Arbor and the divorce rate in Michigan, we hope to unearth insights that not only captivate the mind but also capture the heart—or at least a share of the limelight. After all, who knew that "irreconcilable differences" might be attributed, in part, to the inhalation of atmospheric pollutants?
Our investigation into the correlation between air pollution in Ann Arbor and the divorce rate in Michigan presents a surprising twist in the plot of environmental research. It is a tale of intrigue, where gases and particles play unforeseen roles in shaping human relationships and societal trends. We invite you to join us on this adventure of uncovering the unexpected and, in the words of Shakespeare, to "breathe free breath." Or, at least, to breathe air free of pollutants and marital discord!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our analysis revealed a notable positive correlation between air pollution levels in Ann Arbor and the divorce rate in Michigan for the period from 1999 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.5657467 suggests a moderately strong relationship between these variables, indicating that as air pollution levels increased, so did the divorce rate in the state. It seems that when the air gets thick, so does the tension in relationships! Talk about suffocating evidence!

The r-squared value of 0.3200693 further underscores the substantial influence of air pollution on the divorce rate in Michigan. This indicates that approximately 32% of the variance in the divorce rate can be explained by changes in air pollution levels in Ann Arbor. In other words, air pollution isn't just leaving its mark on the environment—it's also making its presence felt in the realm of divorce statistics. You could say it's leaving quite an "emission."

Additionally, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides strong evidence to reject the null hypothesis and supports the significant association between air pollution and divorce rates. This statistically significant finding reinforces the notion that the relationship between air quality and marital stability is more than just hot air—it’s the scent of truth in the wind!

In Fig. 1, our scatterplot visually illustrates the strong positive correlation between air pollution levels in Ann Arbor and the divorce rate in Michigan. As air pollution increases, the divorce rate tends to climb as well—an unexpected pairing that seems to leave no room for fresh air and clear communication.

Our results not only uncover the unexpected link between air pollution and divorce rates but also emphasize the need to consider the broader societal implications of environmental factors on human behavior and relationships. It appears that the phrase "irreconcilable differences" may be gaining a whole new dimension, courtesy of the atmospheric conditions in Ann Arbor.

Overall, our findings provide compelling evidence of the impact of air pollution on the divorce rate in Michigan, offering a breath of fresh air in the realm of environmental and sociological research. It's evident that the impact of air pollution reaches far beyond the physical realm, making its mark on the intricate fabric of human relationships.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Ann Arbor and The divorce rate in Michigan. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Air Pollution in Ann Arbor and the Alimony Angle: Analyzing the Association with the Divorce Rate in Michigan

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the curious correlation between air pollution levels in Ann Arbor, Michigan, and the divorce rate in the same state. By leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics, we aimed to ascertain whether there exists a tangible link between poor air quality and conjugal dissolutions across Michigan. Our findings revealed a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.5657467 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the years spanning from 1999 to 2021.

Now, onto the punchline: it seems that even the atmosphere can't escape the drama of marital discord! Our results suggest that as air pollution levels in Ann Arbor increased, so did the divorce rate in Michigan. This correlation may seem like a breath of fresh air for lovers of puns, but it also emphasizes the far-reaching impact of environmental factors on human behavior and well-being. As the old saying goes, "Love is in the air... or maybe it's just particulate matter."

In conclusion, our study sheds light on the unexpected connection between air pollution and the marital state in Michigan, highlighting the need for further exploration into the broader social and economic implications of environmental degradation. With this research, we hope to fan the flames of interest among policymakers and environmentalists, suggesting that clean air can do more than just clear the skies—it might just clear the air in relationships, too.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Numerous studies have delved into the relationship between environmental factors and societal dynamics, shedding light on the multifaceted impact of air pollution on human behavior. In "The Effects of Air Pollution on Human Health," Smith et al. emphasize the detrimental effects of air pollutants on respiratory and cardiovascular health, laying the groundwork for understanding the potential broader implications of poor air quality. The connection between air pollution and human well-being extends beyond physical health, as highlighted in "Environmental Factors and Social Dynamics" by Doe and Jones, where they discuss the less-explored influence of environmental factors on social relationships and community dynamics.
It appears that environmental factors, much like aggrieved spouses, can leave a lasting impact on societal well-being. Now, let's take a detour into the fascinating world of literature and its potential insights into the connection between air pollution and marital discord. In "The Air We Breathe: Exploring Environmental Influences on Human Behavior," the authors draw parallels between atmospheric conditions and social interactions, inviting readers to contemplate the atmospheric influences on personal relationships. Furthermore, in "Pollution and Partnerships: A Novel Perspective," the authors craft a fictional narrative that weaves together the complexities of air pollution and the intricacies of romantic entanglements, prompting readers to ponder the unseen forces at play in interpersonal dynamics.
As we venture further into the realm of unconventional sources, we cannot overlook the subtly insightful cues hidden in popular fiction. For instance, "Gone with the Wind: A Tale of Atmospheric Tensions," though not an environmental manual per se, offers a compelling portrayal of turbulent relationships amidst tumultuous atmospheric conditions. Additionally, "The Winds of Change: A Romantic Saga," explores the uncharted territory of airborne influences on human emotions, presenting a whimsical yet thought-provoking take on the interplay between atmospheric elements and interpersonal bonds.
Moreover, board games such as "Pandemic: Legacy" provide an unexpected avenue to contemplate the potential ripple effects of environmental factors on societal dynamics, albeit in the context of disease outbreaks. While not directly related to air pollution and divorce rates, these sources serve as whimsical reminders of the intricate connections that exist between environmental influences and human interactions.
In "Clue: Air Pollution Edition," readers are invited to play detective and uncover the hidden clues that link atmospheric conditions to the social fabric, challenging traditional perceptions and sparking a sense of intrigue about the unexpected associations at play. These diverse sources, both serious and imaginative, collectively underscore the need to adopt a multifaceted perspective when exploring the intersection of environmental variables and societal phenomena.
In conclusion, the synthesis of findings from diverse realms of research and creativity underscores the nuanced interplay between environmental influences, including air pollution, and the intricate tapestry of human relationships. With this comprehensive understanding, we aim to draw attention to the uncharted territory of environmental factors' impact on social dynamics, and, in the spirit of academic inquiry, invite scholars and enthusiasts alike to explore the unanticipated twists and turns in this captivating narrative of atmospheric influences on human relationships.
[ADD YOUR OWN EXTRA STUFF HERE}


[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis revealed a notable positive correlation between air pollution levels in Ann Arbor and the divorce rate in Michigan for the period from 1999 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.5657467 suggests a moderately strong relationship between these variables, indicating that as air pollution levels increased, so did the divorce rate in the state. It seems that when the air gets thick, so does the tension in relationships! Talk about suffocating evidence!
The r-squared value of 0.3200693 further underscores the substantial influence of air pollution on the divorce rate in Michigan. This indicates that approximately 32% of the variance in the divorce rate can be explained by changes in air pollution levels in Ann Arbor. In other words, air pollution isn't just leaving its mark on the environment—it's also making its presence felt in the realm of divorce statistics. You could say it's leaving quite an "emission."
Additionally, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides strong evidence to reject the null hypothesis and supports the significant association between air pollution and divorce rates. This statistically significant finding reinforces the notion that the relationship between air quality and marital stability is more than just hot air—it’s the scent of truth in the wind!
In Fig. 1, our scatterplot visually illustrates the strong positive correlation between air pollution levels in Ann Arbor and the divorce rate in Michigan. As air pollution increases, the divorce rate tends to climb as well—an unexpected pairing that seems to leave no room for fresh air and clear communication.
Our results not only uncover the unexpected link between air pollution and divorce rates but also emphasize the need to consider the broader societal implications of environmental factors on human behavior and relationships. It appears that the phrase "irreconcilable differences" may be gaining a whole new dimension, courtesy of the atmospheric conditions in Ann Arbor.
Overall, our findings provide compelling evidence of the impact of air pollution on the divorce rate in Michigan, offering a breath of fresh air in the realm of environmental and sociological research. It's evident that the impact of air pollution reaches far beyond the physical realm, making its mark on the intricate fabric of human relationships.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

Our findings have lent further credence to the notion that there exists a curious connection between air pollution and interpersonal relationships, as discussed in previous literature. The significant positive correlation we observed between air pollution levels in Ann Arbor and the divorce rate in Michigan aligns with the prior research emphasizing the influence of environmental factors on societal dynamics. It appears that when the air quality goes down, so does the matrimonial bliss, proving that environmental factors indeed extend their reach into the complex tapestry of human relationships.

Taking a playful cue from the literary and creative references in our literature review, one can't help but marvel at the unexpected twists and turns in this tale of atmospheric influences on human behavior. The subtle cues hidden in popular fiction and board games may seem whimsical at first glance, but our results underscore the need to embrace a multifaceted perspective when exploring the intersection of environmental variables and societal phenomena. It seems that even fictional narratives and board games have inadvertently pointed us in the right direction—air pollution is not just about hazy skies; it's also about hazy relationships!

Our statistically significant findings, akin to a well-timed punchline, reinforce the substantial impact of air pollution on the divorce rate. The r-squared value further highlights the extent to which changes in air pollution levels can explain the variance in divorce rates, making it clear that air pollution isn't just blowing smoke—it's blowing apart relationships. So, the next time someone insists that "love is in the air," it may be wise to check the PM2.5 levels first!

In addition to emphasizing the Far-reaching implications of environmental factors on human behavior, our study also underscores the need for further exploration into the broader social and economic implications of environmental degradation. It seems that air pollution is not content with just clouding the skies; it aims to cloud the marital state as well, highlighting the critical need for environmental policies that consider the multifaceted impact of pollution on human well-being and relationships. As we navigate the intricate dance between air pollution and marital discord, one cannot help but marvel at the unpredictable yet compelling associations that emerge from our research. After all, who would have thought that air pollution could become a significant player in the realm of divorce statistics?

With this study, we aim to nudge policymakers and environmentalists to take note of the unexpected yet tangible connections between air pollution and the marital state. The findings signify a breath of fresh air in the realm of environmental and sociological research, urging us to recognize that clean air is not only about physical health—it might just clear the air in relationships too. With this humorous yet thought-provoking lens, it's safe to say that our study has truly taken a breath of fresh air in the often serious domain of environmental and sociological research.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Ann Arbor and The divorce rate in Michigan. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Air Pollution in Ann Arbor and the Alimony Angle: Analyzing the Association with the Divorce Rate in Michigan

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the curious correlation between air pollution levels in Ann Arbor, Michigan, and the divorce rate in the same state. By leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics, we aimed to ascertain whether there exists a tangible link between poor air quality and conjugal dissolutions across Michigan. Our findings revealed a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.5657467 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the years spanning from 1999 to 2021.

Now, onto the punchline: it seems that even the atmosphere can't escape the drama of marital discord! Our results suggest that as air pollution levels in Ann Arbor increased, so did the divorce rate in Michigan. This correlation may seem like a breath of fresh air for lovers of puns, but it also emphasizes the far-reaching impact of environmental factors on human behavior and well-being. As the old saying goes, "Love is in the air... or maybe it's just particulate matter."

In conclusion, our study sheds light on the unexpected connection between air pollution and the marital state in Michigan, highlighting the need for further exploration into the broader social and economic implications of environmental degradation. With this research, we hope to fan the flames of interest among policymakers and environmentalists, suggesting that clean air can do more than just clear the skies—it might just clear the air in relationships, too.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Air pollution is a pervasive issue that affects not only the environment but also human health and well-being. The adverse effects of air pollution on respiratory and cardiovascular health have been extensively studied, but its potential impact on social dynamics, particularly in the context of relationships and family life, has received less attention. In this study, we aim to explore the intriguing association between air pollution levels in Ann Arbor, Michigan, and the divorce rate in the state, shedding light on the unexpected interplay between environmental factors and marital stability.
It's time to clear the air and take a closer look at how the quality of the atmosphere may influence the quality of relationships. As we dive into this investigation, it becomes evident that the air we breathe may have implications beyond mere respiration and extend into the realm of romantic relationships. It seems that couples in Michigan may not be the only ones feeling suffocated by the smog!
Just as a breath of fresh air can revitalize the spirit, our study seeks to breathe new life into the discourse on air pollution's impact on societal dynamics. By drawing attention to the connection between air quality in Ann Arbor and the divorce rate in Michigan, we hope to unearth insights that not only captivate the mind but also capture the heart—or at least a share of the limelight. After all, who knew that "irreconcilable differences" might be attributed, in part, to the inhalation of atmospheric pollutants?
Our investigation into the correlation between air pollution in Ann Arbor and the divorce rate in Michigan presents a surprising twist in the plot of environmental research. It is a tale of intrigue, where gases and particles play unforeseen roles in shaping human relationships and societal trends. We invite you to join us on this adventure of uncovering the unexpected and, in the words of Shakespeare, to "breathe free breath." Or, at least, to breathe air free of pollutants and marital discord!

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis revealed a notable positive correlation between air pollution levels in Ann Arbor and the divorce rate in Michigan for the period from 1999 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.5657467 suggests a moderately strong relationship between these variables, indicating that as air pollution levels increased, so did the divorce rate in the state. It seems that when the air gets thick, so does the tension in relationships! Talk about suffocating evidence!
The r-squared value of 0.3200693 further underscores the substantial influence of air pollution on the divorce rate in Michigan. This indicates that approximately 32% of the variance in the divorce rate can be explained by changes in air pollution levels in Ann Arbor. In other words, air pollution isn't just leaving its mark on the environment—it's also making its presence felt in the realm of divorce statistics. You could say it's leaving quite an "emission."
Additionally, the p-value of less than 0.01 provides strong evidence to reject the null hypothesis and supports the significant association between air pollution and divorce rates. This statistically significant finding reinforces the notion that the relationship between air quality and marital stability is more than just hot air—it’s the scent of truth in the wind!
In Fig. 1, our scatterplot visually illustrates the strong positive correlation between air pollution levels in Ann Arbor and the divorce rate in Michigan. As air pollution increases, the divorce rate tends to climb as well—an unexpected pairing that seems to leave no room for fresh air and clear communication.
Our results not only uncover the unexpected link between air pollution and divorce rates but also emphasize the need to consider the broader societal implications of environmental factors on human behavior and relationships. It appears that the phrase "irreconcilable differences" may be gaining a whole new dimension, courtesy of the atmospheric conditions in Ann Arbor.
Overall, our findings provide compelling evidence of the impact of air pollution on the divorce rate in Michigan, offering a breath of fresh air in the realm of environmental and sociological research. It's evident that the impact of air pollution reaches far beyond the physical realm, making its mark on the intricate fabric of human relationships.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In summary, our study has blown the lid off the surprising relationship between air pollution levels in Ann Arbor and the divorce rate in Michigan. It appears that when it comes to marital discord, the air we breathe may play a more significant role than previously realized. As our findings take center stage, it’s clear that the age-old question, "What's love got to do with it?" may now have a hazy answer involving particulate matter and nitrogen oxides.

Our research serves as a breath of fresh air in highlighting the far-reaching implications of environmental factors on human relationships. It seems that poor air quality not only clouds the skies but also casts a shadow on marital stability, hinting at a connection that may leave some feeling rather "gas"-tric.

Moreover, the statistically significant association between air pollution and divorce rates suggests that clean air may indeed "clear the air" in relationships, providing hope for a breath of fresh air in both environmental and social arenas. After all, who knew that fresh air isn't just good for the lungs—it's good for the heart, too? It seems that cupid might need to consider carrying an air quality monitor along with those arrows!

In light of these findings, we assert that this research marks the end of the line for exploring the connection between air pollution and divorce rates in Michigan. We believe that our study has sufficiently aired out the topic, leaving no need for further investigation. It's time to let this particular correlation breathe and shift our focus to other pressing matters, as any more research on this topic might leave us gasping for a break.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Air Pollution in Ann Arbor and the Alimony Angle: Analyzing the Association with the Divorce Rate in Michigan. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Environmental Socioeconomics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Air Pollution in Ann Arbor and the Alimony Angle: Analyzing the Association with the Divorce Rate in Michigan. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Center for Environmental and Sociological Studies (CESS)


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Air Pollution in Ann Arbor and the Alimony Angle: Analyzing the Association with the Divorce Rate in Michigan with an abstract of This study delves into the curious correlation between air pollution levels in Ann Arbor, Michigan, and the divorce rate in the same state. By leveraging data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics, we aimed to ascertain whether there exists a tangible link between poor air quality and conjugal dissolutions across Michigan. Our findings revealed a surprisingly strong correlation coefficient of 0.5657467 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the years spanning from 1999 to 2021.
Now, onto the punchline: it seems that even the atmosphere can't escape the drama of marital discord! Our results suggest that as air pollution levels in Ann Arbor increased, so did the divorce rate in Michigan. This correlation may seem like a breath of fresh air for lovers of puns, but it also emphasizes the far-reaching impact of environmental factors on human behavior and well-being. As the old saying goes, "Love is in the air... or maybe it's just particulate matter."
In conclusion, our study sheds light on the unexpected connection between air pollution and the marital state in Michigan, highlighting the need for further exploration into the broader social and economic implications of environmental degradation. With this research, we hope to fan the flames of interest among policymakers and environmentalists, suggesting that clean air can do more than just clear the skies—it might just clear the air in relationships, too.

ChatGPT:

Air pollution, divorce rate, Michigan, Ann Arbor, correlation, environmental factors, conjugal dissolutions, Environmental Protection Agency, CDC National Vital Statistics, air quality, human behavior, social implications, economic implications

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Air pollution in Ann Arbor
Detailed data title: Percentage of days with moderate or worse air quality in Ann Arbor, MI
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in Ann Arbor

The divorce rate in Michigan
Source: CDC National Vital Statistics
See what else correlates with The divorce rate in Michigan

Correlation r = 0.5657467 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.3200693 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 32% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The divorce rate in Michigan) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air pollution in Ann Arbor) over the 23 years from 1999 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.0049. 0.0048980547986679085000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.57 in 0.49% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 204 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 22 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 22 because we have two variables measured over a period of 23 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.2, 0.79 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
19992000200120022003200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Air pollution in Ann Arbor (Bad air quality days)29.670333.150733.050833.972629.329622.79234.90326.373629.120923.626419.559219.889521.848726.923118.681331.780825.479519.945422.191823.013719.452120.218623.8356
The divorce rate in Michigan (Divorce rate)3.83.93.93.83.53.53.43.53.43.43.33.53.43.33.259932.997823.045682.908152.848942.844962.328662.083072.29036




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([29.6703,33.1507,33.0508,33.9726,29.3296,22.792,34.903,26.3736,29.1209,23.6264,19.5592,19.8895,21.8487,26.9231,18.6813,31.7808,25.4795,19.9454,22.1918,23.0137,19.4521,20.2186,23.8356,])
array_2 = np.array([3.8,3.9,3.9,3.8,3.5,3.5,3.4,3.5,3.4,3.4,3.3,3.5,3.4,3.3,3.25993,2.99782,3.04568,2.90815,2.84894,2.84496,2.32866,2.08307,2.29036,])
array_1_name = "Air pollution in Ann Arbor"
array_2_name = "The divorce rate in Michigan"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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