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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is The distance between Jupiter and Mercury and the second variable is Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price (BUD).  The chart goes from 2010 to 2023, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the gulf widened, investors found themselves reaching for more BUDs. The gravitational pull of profitability shifted, creating a stellar performance for the beer giant. With more space between the planets, BUD stock was able to eclipse the competition. As above, so below – the celestial dance of the planets brewed up hoppy returns for shareholders. It seems even in the vast expanse of the cosmos, Jupiter and Mercury were keg-fully influencing the earthly markets. This just goes to show, when it comes to BUD stock, the sky's the limit – or in this case, the solar system!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a parallax art style scene featuring a vast, starry sky filled with distant planets. Jupiter, a colossal gas giant, hangs low on the horizon while Mercury, a small rocky planet, twinkles in the foreground. Overlaying the sky is a large stock ticker tape graphing the fluctuating stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev, rising and falling like the stars. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: The distance between Jupiter and Mercury and Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Symbolism Brutalism Macabre Parallax art Cybernetic art
ChatGPT: Parallax art

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both The distance between Jupiter and Mercury and Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A vast starry sky is filled with planets in the distance. Jupiter, a massive gas giant, hangs low on the horizon, while Mercury, a small rocky planet, twinkles much closer. Meanwhile, a large stock ticker tape runs across the sky, graphing the fluctuating stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev, rising and falling like the twinkling stars.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Parallax art ] and depicting this scene: A vast starry sky is filled with planets in the distance. Jupiter, a massive gas giant, hangs low on the horizon, while Mercury, a small rocky planet, twinkles much closer. Meanwhile, a large stock ticker tape runs across the sky, graphing the fluctuating stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev, rising and falling like the twinkling stars. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a parallax art style scene featuring a vast, starry sky filled with distant planets. Jupiter, a colossal gas giant, hangs low on the horizon while Mercury, a small rocky planet, twinkles in the foreground. Overlaying the sky is a large stock ticker tape graphing the fluctuating stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev, rising and falling like the stars.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how increases in The distance between Jupiter and Mercury positively influenced Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price (BUD). Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Jovian Juxtaposition: Jupiter's Journey and Beer Stocks

The Galactic Ale Quarterly

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Jupiter and Mercury and Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from Caclculated using Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9176305 and p < 0.01 for 2010 to 2023.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Jovian Juxtaposition: Jupiter's Journey and Beer Stocks

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the unlikely yet captivating relationship between the distance between the gas giant Jupiter and the swift Mercury, and the stock price of the renowned beverage behemoth, Anheuser-Busch InBev. Utilizing astrophysical data from Astropy and financial data from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we sought to shed light on this cosmic conundrum. To our surprise, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9176305 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2010 to 2023. This unexpected correlation has left us 'stellar-struck' and 'brewing' with excitement as we contemplate the cosmic forces at play in the financial markets. Our research calls for further investigation into the celestial and financial interplay, as we raise a metaphorical toast to the cosmos for this intriguing revelation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Jupiter and Mercury and Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Jovian Juxtaposition: Jupiter's Journey and Beer Stocks

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the unlikely yet captivating relationship between the distance between the gas giant Jupiter and the swift Mercury, and the stock price of the renowned beverage behemoth, Anheuser-Busch InBev. Utilizing astrophysical data from Astropy and financial data from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we sought to shed light on this cosmic conundrum. To our surprise, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9176305 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2010 to 2023. This unexpected correlation has left us 'stellar-struck' and 'brewing' with excitement as we contemplate the cosmic forces at play in the financial markets. Our research calls for further investigation into the celestial and financial interplay, as we raise a metaphorical toast to the cosmos for this intriguing revelation.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Over the centuries, mankind has gazed at the skies in wonder, seeking to unravel the mysteries of the cosmos. While the movements of celestial bodies have captivated us, the stock market has simultaneously perplexed and bewitched investors. In this peculiar intersection of the colossal and the financial, we embarked on a quest to explore the unlikely bond between the vast expanse from Jupiter to Mercury and the fortunes of Anheuser-Busch InBev in the terrestrial realm. Our journey through the heavens of astrophysics and the markets of finance may seem as disparate as night and day, but as we delved into this cosmic cocktail, we discovered a brew of statistical relations that left us not only starry-eyed but also hoppy with excitement.

The idea that the distance between Jupiter, the largest planet in our solar system, and the fleet-footed Mercury, the closest to the sun, could correlate with the stock price of a global brewing giant may seem far-fetched at first sip, ahem, glance. However, in the spirit of scientific inquiry and perhaps a touch of whimsy, we delved into the cosmic dance of these planetary bodies and the monetary dance of stock prices. With a statistical lens as our telescope and a data-driven compass in hand, we set out to uncover the celestial forces that may inexplicably influence earthly financial markets.

As we sifted through astrophysical data from the venerable Astropy and financial data from the LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we found ourselves navigating a cosmic labyrinth of numbers, charts, and equations. To our astonishment, the results of our statistical analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9176305 and a p-value less than 0.01 from 2010 to 2023. This peculiar alignment of cosmic and financial variables left us pondering the potential impacts of celestial positions on investment decisions. The implications of such an unearthly influence on earthly fortunes had us reeling, not unlike the effect of one too many pilsners.

We are all well-aware of the ancient correlations and causal interpretations that have proved to be as substantial as a mirage in the desert, but the statistical significance we uncovered has us brewing with excitement. The serendipitous discovery of this correlation calls for a deeper exploration of the unseen forces at play between the cosmos and capitalism. As we raise our data-filled glasses to the cosmic revelry, we invite fellow researchers to join us in unraveling the curious connection between the celestial ballet and the stock market waltz. With each statistical twist and celestial turn, we aim to shed light on this cosmic conundrum, illuminating the interplay of planetary positions and financial portfolios.

Thus, this study not only sparks curiosity but also ignites a celestial enthusiasm for uncovering the unexpected influences that transcend the conventional realms of scientific inquiry and financial analysis. As we venture further into this uncharted territory, we aim to unravel the cosmic threads woven into the fabric of market fluctuations, brewing up an astro-financial blend that has the potential to revolutionize our understanding of the cosmic forces influencing earthly endeavors.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Jupiter and Mercury and Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then cite some social media posts you read that seem to be related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Jovian Juxtaposition: Jupiter's Journey and Beer Stocks

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the unlikely yet captivating relationship between the distance between the gas giant Jupiter and the swift Mercury, and the stock price of the renowned beverage behemoth, Anheuser-Busch InBev. Utilizing astrophysical data from Astropy and financial data from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we sought to shed light on this cosmic conundrum. To our surprise, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9176305 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2010 to 2023. This unexpected correlation has left us 'stellar-struck' and 'brewing' with excitement as we contemplate the cosmic forces at play in the financial markets. Our research calls for further investigation into the celestial and financial interplay, as we raise a metaphorical toast to the cosmos for this intriguing revelation.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Over the centuries, mankind has gazed at the skies in wonder, seeking to unravel the mysteries of the cosmos. While the movements of celestial bodies have captivated us, the stock market has simultaneously perplexed and bewitched investors. In this peculiar intersection of the colossal and the financial, we embarked on a quest to explore the unlikely bond between the vast expanse from Jupiter to Mercury and the fortunes of Anheuser-Busch InBev in the terrestrial realm. Our journey through the heavens of astrophysics and the markets of finance may seem as disparate as night and day, but as we delved into this cosmic cocktail, we discovered a brew of statistical relations that left us not only starry-eyed but also hoppy with excitement.
The idea that the distance between Jupiter, the largest planet in our solar system, and the fleet-footed Mercury, the closest to the sun, could correlate with the stock price of a global brewing giant may seem far-fetched at first sip, ahem, glance. However, in the spirit of scientific inquiry and perhaps a touch of whimsy, we delved into the cosmic dance of these planetary bodies and the monetary dance of stock prices. With a statistical lens as our telescope and a data-driven compass in hand, we set out to uncover the celestial forces that may inexplicably influence earthly financial markets.
As we sifted through astrophysical data from the venerable Astropy and financial data from the LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we found ourselves navigating a cosmic labyrinth of numbers, charts, and equations. To our astonishment, the results of our statistical analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9176305 and a p-value less than 0.01 from 2010 to 2023. This peculiar alignment of cosmic and financial variables left us pondering the potential impacts of celestial positions on investment decisions. The implications of such an unearthly influence on earthly fortunes had us reeling, not unlike the effect of one too many pilsners.
We are all well-aware of the ancient correlations and causal interpretations that have proved to be as substantial as a mirage in the desert, but the statistical significance we uncovered has us brewing with excitement. The serendipitous discovery of this correlation calls for a deeper exploration of the unseen forces at play between the cosmos and capitalism. As we raise our data-filled glasses to the cosmic revelry, we invite fellow researchers to join us in unraveling the curious connection between the celestial ballet and the stock market waltz. With each statistical twist and celestial turn, we aim to shed light on this cosmic conundrum, illuminating the interplay of planetary positions and financial portfolios.
Thus, this study not only sparks curiosity but also ignites a celestial enthusiasm for uncovering the unexpected influences that transcend the conventional realms of scientific inquiry and financial analysis. As we venture further into this uncharted territory, we aim to unravel the cosmic threads woven into the fabric of market fluctuations, brewing up an astro-financial blend that has the potential to revolutionize our understanding of the cosmic forces influencing earthly endeavors.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In his seminal work, "The Celestial Jig: Planetary Movements and Their Impact on Earthly Affairs," Smith (2015) explores the historically overlooked connections between celestial bodies and financial markets. Smith posits that ancient civilizations often conferred mystical significance upon the movements of planets and stars, and suggests that these beliefs may have subtly influenced economic activities. However, Smith's musings are as illuminating as a lunar eclipse, leaving readers craving a more empirical analysis of this celestial puzzle.

Doe (2018) delves into the annals of financial history in "Brews and Bulls: A Historical Analysis of Alcohol Stocks and Celestial Events," where he examines correlations between the phases of the moon and the performance of alcohol-related stocks. While Doe's work sheds light on the often-overlooked influences on financial markets, it fails to capture the cosmic grandeur of planet-spanning forces.

Jones (2020) presents a groundbreaking theory in "Cosmic Cash: The Intergalactic Economy," proposing that interstellar cosmic phenomena may have tangible effects on financial markets. His work stretches the boundaries of conventional economic scholarship, but his assertions are yet to be substantiated by robust empirical evidence, leaving readers grappling with the enigmatic dance of celestial bodies and monetary matters.

Transitioning from the esteemed works of these scholars, we steer towards a more cosmic and comical corpus. Bridging the gap between beer and the cosmos, "The Milky Way Brew: A Cosmic Guide to Craft Beer" by Hopfenstein and Maltowitz (2017) offers a whimsical exploration of beers and celestial bodies, leaving readers questioning whether they've imbibed one too many pints of cosmic ale.

Similarly, in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Adams (1979), the interstellar adventures of Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect prompt readers to ponder the cosmic absurdity of the universe, with implications that may extend to the most unlikely places, including the stock market. While the intent of the authors may be more comical than academic, the sheer magnitude of the universe's influence on human affairs cannot be overlooked.

Embarking on a more unconventional route, we turned to social media in search of contemporary and unconventional insights. A tweet by @StellaStargazer reads, "Just saw Jupiter and Mercury aligning in the night sky. Does this mean my stock portfolio will align with my dreams of financial stardom? #CosmicCashCow #FinancialAstrology." While not a scholarly publication per se, such social media musings reflect a growing curiosity about the intersection of celestial events and financial prospects.

In this mosaic of musings and academic inquiries, the interplay between cosmic forces and financial fortunes emerges as a tantalizing enigma, leaving us in a cosmic conundrum. As we traverse this eclectic terrain of literature and online discourse, we are emboldened to explore this celestial labyrinth with humorous humility and scholarly rigor.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Jupiter and Mercury and Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Caclculated using Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2010 to 2023

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Jovian Juxtaposition: Jupiter's Journey and Beer Stocks

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the unlikely yet captivating relationship between the distance between the gas giant Jupiter and the swift Mercury, and the stock price of the renowned beverage behemoth, Anheuser-Busch InBev. Utilizing astrophysical data from Astropy and financial data from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we sought to shed light on this cosmic conundrum. To our surprise, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9176305 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2010 to 2023. This unexpected correlation has left us 'stellar-struck' and 'brewing' with excitement as we contemplate the cosmic forces at play in the financial markets. Our research calls for further investigation into the celestial and financial interplay, as we raise a metaphorical toast to the cosmos for this intriguing revelation.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Over the centuries, mankind has gazed at the skies in wonder, seeking to unravel the mysteries of the cosmos. While the movements of celestial bodies have captivated us, the stock market has simultaneously perplexed and bewitched investors. In this peculiar intersection of the colossal and the financial, we embarked on a quest to explore the unlikely bond between the vast expanse from Jupiter to Mercury and the fortunes of Anheuser-Busch InBev in the terrestrial realm. Our journey through the heavens of astrophysics and the markets of finance may seem as disparate as night and day, but as we delved into this cosmic cocktail, we discovered a brew of statistical relations that left us not only starry-eyed but also hoppy with excitement.
The idea that the distance between Jupiter, the largest planet in our solar system, and the fleet-footed Mercury, the closest to the sun, could correlate with the stock price of a global brewing giant may seem far-fetched at first sip, ahem, glance. However, in the spirit of scientific inquiry and perhaps a touch of whimsy, we delved into the cosmic dance of these planetary bodies and the monetary dance of stock prices. With a statistical lens as our telescope and a data-driven compass in hand, we set out to uncover the celestial forces that may inexplicably influence earthly financial markets.
As we sifted through astrophysical data from the venerable Astropy and financial data from the LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we found ourselves navigating a cosmic labyrinth of numbers, charts, and equations. To our astonishment, the results of our statistical analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9176305 and a p-value less than 0.01 from 2010 to 2023. This peculiar alignment of cosmic and financial variables left us pondering the potential impacts of celestial positions on investment decisions. The implications of such an unearthly influence on earthly fortunes had us reeling, not unlike the effect of one too many pilsners.
We are all well-aware of the ancient correlations and causal interpretations that have proved to be as substantial as a mirage in the desert, but the statistical significance we uncovered has us brewing with excitement. The serendipitous discovery of this correlation calls for a deeper exploration of the unseen forces at play between the cosmos and capitalism. As we raise our data-filled glasses to the cosmic revelry, we invite fellow researchers to join us in unraveling the curious connection between the celestial ballet and the stock market waltz. With each statistical twist and celestial turn, we aim to shed light on this cosmic conundrum, illuminating the interplay of planetary positions and financial portfolios.
Thus, this study not only sparks curiosity but also ignites a celestial enthusiasm for uncovering the unexpected influences that transcend the conventional realms of scientific inquiry and financial analysis. As we venture further into this uncharted territory, we aim to unravel the cosmic threads woven into the fabric of market fluctuations, brewing up an astro-financial blend that has the potential to revolutionize our understanding of the cosmic forces influencing earthly endeavors.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

In order to unravel the celestial secrets entangled with the earthly fortunes of Anheuser-Busch InBev, our research team embarked on a data-gathering odyssey that spanned both the heavens and the financial markets. Our methodology aimed to capture the cosmic dance between Jupiter and Mercury and its potential impact on the stock prices of this global brewing giant.

To procure the necessary astrophysical data, we turned our eyes to the digital cosmos, leveraging the venerable Astropy to provide precise measurements of the distance between Jupiter and Mercury. With the planetary positions in hand, we employed LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to extract the financial data encapsulating the stock prices of Anheuser-Busch InBev from 2010 to 2023.

The connectivity between celestial mechanics and market dynamics then led us down a statistical rabbit hole, where we performed a series of calculations that were as intricate as the orbits of the planets themselves. We employed a complex combination of regression analyses, time series modeling, and cross-correlation techniques to disentangle the intertwined relationships between the cosmic distances and stock prices. Our statistical toolkit resembled a celestial toolbox, complete with mathematical wrenches and astrophysical spanners.

Following the extraction and preparation of the data, we harnessed the power of statistical software to unveil the underlying patterns. Utilizing Python's statistical libraries and the mystical art of data visualization, we crafted scatter plots that portrayed the ethereal dance of the planets juxtaposed with the financial fluctuations of Anheuser-Busch InBev. These plots were as mesmerizing as a cosmic ballet, providing a visual feast for the eyes and a feast of statistical insights.

From a statistical standpoint, we assessed the correlation coefficient between the planetary distances and the stock prices, akin to unraveling the enigmatic connections in a grand celestial puzzle. The significance of the correlation was tested through rigorous hypothesis testing, ensuring that our findings were not mere statistical mirages appearing in the statistical desert.

When the dust of statistical analysis settled, we found ourselves stargazing at a correlation coefficient of 0.9176305 with a p-value less than 0.01, revealing a celestial alignment that left us starry-eyed and buzzing with excitement. These statistical revelations were as unexpected and delightful as stumbling upon a comet during a data expedition.

In summary, our methodology encapsulated the convergence of astronomy, finance, and statistics, weaving a tapestry of analysis as vibrant and complex as the cosmic dance itself. Our methods not only unearthed a statistical connection between the planetary positions and stock prices but also ignited a celestial fervor for further exploration into the mysterious interplay of the cosmic and financial realms.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Jupiter and Mercury and Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Caclculated using Astropy and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .

For the time period 2010 to 2023, you found a correlation 0.9176305, r-squared of 0.8420458, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Jovian Juxtaposition: Jupiter's Journey and Beer Stocks

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the unlikely yet captivating relationship between the distance between the gas giant Jupiter and the swift Mercury, and the stock price of the renowned beverage behemoth, Anheuser-Busch InBev. Utilizing astrophysical data from Astropy and financial data from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we sought to shed light on this cosmic conundrum. To our surprise, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9176305 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2010 to 2023. This unexpected correlation has left us 'stellar-struck' and 'brewing' with excitement as we contemplate the cosmic forces at play in the financial markets. Our research calls for further investigation into the celestial and financial interplay, as we raise a metaphorical toast to the cosmos for this intriguing revelation.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Over the centuries, mankind has gazed at the skies in wonder, seeking to unravel the mysteries of the cosmos. While the movements of celestial bodies have captivated us, the stock market has simultaneously perplexed and bewitched investors. In this peculiar intersection of the colossal and the financial, we embarked on a quest to explore the unlikely bond between the vast expanse from Jupiter to Mercury and the fortunes of Anheuser-Busch InBev in the terrestrial realm. Our journey through the heavens of astrophysics and the markets of finance may seem as disparate as night and day, but as we delved into this cosmic cocktail, we discovered a brew of statistical relations that left us not only starry-eyed but also hoppy with excitement.
The idea that the distance between Jupiter, the largest planet in our solar system, and the fleet-footed Mercury, the closest to the sun, could correlate with the stock price of a global brewing giant may seem far-fetched at first sip, ahem, glance. However, in the spirit of scientific inquiry and perhaps a touch of whimsy, we delved into the cosmic dance of these planetary bodies and the monetary dance of stock prices. With a statistical lens as our telescope and a data-driven compass in hand, we set out to uncover the celestial forces that may inexplicably influence earthly financial markets.
As we sifted through astrophysical data from the venerable Astropy and financial data from the LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we found ourselves navigating a cosmic labyrinth of numbers, charts, and equations. To our astonishment, the results of our statistical analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9176305 and a p-value less than 0.01 from 2010 to 2023. This peculiar alignment of cosmic and financial variables left us pondering the potential impacts of celestial positions on investment decisions. The implications of such an unearthly influence on earthly fortunes had us reeling, not unlike the effect of one too many pilsners.
We are all well-aware of the ancient correlations and causal interpretations that have proved to be as substantial as a mirage in the desert, but the statistical significance we uncovered has us brewing with excitement. The serendipitous discovery of this correlation calls for a deeper exploration of the unseen forces at play between the cosmos and capitalism. As we raise our data-filled glasses to the cosmic revelry, we invite fellow researchers to join us in unraveling the curious connection between the celestial ballet and the stock market waltz. With each statistical twist and celestial turn, we aim to shed light on this cosmic conundrum, illuminating the interplay of planetary positions and financial portfolios.
Thus, this study not only sparks curiosity but also ignites a celestial enthusiasm for uncovering the unexpected influences that transcend the conventional realms of scientific inquiry and financial analysis. As we venture further into this uncharted territory, we aim to unravel the cosmic threads woven into the fabric of market fluctuations, brewing up an astro-financial blend that has the potential to revolutionize our understanding of the cosmic forces influencing earthly endeavors.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The data analysis unveiled a remarkable correlation between the distance from Jupiter to Mercury and the stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9176305, we can confidently say that this connection is stronger than the gravitational pull of Jupiter's massive moons. This high correlation suggests that there might be more to Jupiter's position in the solar system than just being a giant gas ball - it could actually be exerting some celestial financial influence.

The coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.8420458 indicates that approximately 84.2% of the variability in Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price can be explained by the distance between Jupiter and Mercury. This finding is quite astonishing when considering that most financial models typically involve less intergalactic variables and more traditional economic indicators.

The p-value being less than 0.01 further solidifies the significance of this unexpected correlation. It's as if the cosmic forces conspired to offer us a statistically significant revelation, perhaps suggesting that the cosmos has a vested interest in the stock market. It seems the cosmic dance of the planets might have a direct financial impact, making us wonder whether the positions of the planets have been influencing not just astrology, but also "astrolonomy," the financial astrology guiding investment decisions.

As depicted in the scatterplot (Fig. 1), the relationship between the distance from Jupiter to Mercury and Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price is unmistakable. The plot showcases the undeniable pattern that has left us flabbergasted, driving us to the nebulous intersection of celestial bodies and financial assets. The graph is a visual testament to the surprising connection between the celestial and the financial worlds, giving new meaning to the phrase "stock market orbit."

These unexpected findings have left us awestruck and craving more insight into the cosmic forces that may be at play in the world of finance. Just like the grandeur of the cosmos beyond our atmosphere, this correlation opens up a cosmic cornucopia of questions and possibilities, inviting us to explore the interstellar mysteries of monetary movements further. With a nod to both the skies above and the stock tickers below, we now face the challenge of deciphering the cosmic symphony that seems to echo through our financial markets.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Jupiter and Mercury and Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Jovian Juxtaposition: Jupiter's Journey and Beer Stocks

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the unlikely yet captivating relationship between the distance between the gas giant Jupiter and the swift Mercury, and the stock price of the renowned beverage behemoth, Anheuser-Busch InBev. Utilizing astrophysical data from Astropy and financial data from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we sought to shed light on this cosmic conundrum. To our surprise, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9176305 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2010 to 2023. This unexpected correlation has left us 'stellar-struck' and 'brewing' with excitement as we contemplate the cosmic forces at play in the financial markets. Our research calls for further investigation into the celestial and financial interplay, as we raise a metaphorical toast to the cosmos for this intriguing revelation.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In his seminal work, "The Celestial Jig: Planetary Movements and Their Impact on Earthly Affairs," Smith (2015) explores the historically overlooked connections between celestial bodies and financial markets. Smith posits that ancient civilizations often conferred mystical significance upon the movements of planets and stars, and suggests that these beliefs may have subtly influenced economic activities. However, Smith's musings are as illuminating as a lunar eclipse, leaving readers craving a more empirical analysis of this celestial puzzle.
Doe (2018) delves into the annals of financial history in "Brews and Bulls: A Historical Analysis of Alcohol Stocks and Celestial Events," where he examines correlations between the phases of the moon and the performance of alcohol-related stocks. While Doe's work sheds light on the often-overlooked influences on financial markets, it fails to capture the cosmic grandeur of planet-spanning forces.
Jones (2020) presents a groundbreaking theory in "Cosmic Cash: The Intergalactic Economy," proposing that interstellar cosmic phenomena may have tangible effects on financial markets. His work stretches the boundaries of conventional economic scholarship, but his assertions are yet to be substantiated by robust empirical evidence, leaving readers grappling with the enigmatic dance of celestial bodies and monetary matters.
Transitioning from the esteemed works of these scholars, we steer towards a more cosmic and comical corpus. Bridging the gap between beer and the cosmos, "The Milky Way Brew: A Cosmic Guide to Craft Beer" by Hopfenstein and Maltowitz (2017) offers a whimsical exploration of beers and celestial bodies, leaving readers questioning whether they've imbibed one too many pints of cosmic ale.
Similarly, in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Adams (1979), the interstellar adventures of Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect prompt readers to ponder the cosmic absurdity of the universe, with implications that may extend to the most unlikely places, including the stock market. While the intent of the authors may be more comical than academic, the sheer magnitude of the universe's influence on human affairs cannot be overlooked.
Embarking on a more unconventional route, we turned to social media in search of contemporary and unconventional insights. A tweet by @StellaStargazer reads, "Just saw Jupiter and Mercury aligning in the night sky. Does this mean my stock portfolio will align with my dreams of financial stardom? #CosmicCashCow #FinancialAstrology." While not a scholarly publication per se, such social media musings reflect a growing curiosity about the intersection of celestial events and financial prospects.
In this mosaic of musings and academic inquiries, the interplay between cosmic forces and financial fortunes emerges as a tantalizing enigma, leaving us in a cosmic conundrum. As we traverse this eclectic terrain of literature and online discourse, we are emboldened to explore this celestial labyrinth with humorous humility and scholarly rigor.

[[RESULTS]]
The data analysis unveiled a remarkable correlation between the distance from Jupiter to Mercury and the stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9176305, we can confidently say that this connection is stronger than the gravitational pull of Jupiter's massive moons. This high correlation suggests that there might be more to Jupiter's position in the solar system than just being a giant gas ball - it could actually be exerting some celestial financial influence.
The coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.8420458 indicates that approximately 84.2% of the variability in Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price can be explained by the distance between Jupiter and Mercury. This finding is quite astonishing when considering that most financial models typically involve less intergalactic variables and more traditional economic indicators.
The p-value being less than 0.01 further solidifies the significance of this unexpected correlation. It's as if the cosmic forces conspired to offer us a statistically significant revelation, perhaps suggesting that the cosmos has a vested interest in the stock market. It seems the cosmic dance of the planets might have a direct financial impact, making us wonder whether the positions of the planets have been influencing not just astrology, but also "astrolonomy," the financial astrology guiding investment decisions.
As depicted in the scatterplot (Fig. 1), the relationship between the distance from Jupiter to Mercury and Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price is unmistakable. The plot showcases the undeniable pattern that has left us flabbergasted, driving us to the nebulous intersection of celestial bodies and financial assets. The graph is a visual testament to the surprising connection between the celestial and the financial worlds, giving new meaning to the phrase "stock market orbit."
These unexpected findings have left us awestruck and craving more insight into the cosmic forces that may be at play in the world of finance. Just like the grandeur of the cosmos beyond our atmosphere, this correlation opens up a cosmic cornucopia of questions and possibilities, inviting us to explore the interstellar mysteries of monetary movements further. With a nod to both the skies above and the stock tickers below, we now face the challenge of deciphering the cosmic symphony that seems to echo through our financial markets.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The findings of this study corroborate and enhance the realm of cosmic correlations in financial markets. With a correlation coefficient stronger than the gravitational pull of Jupiter's moons, it is evident that Jupiter's position in the solar system may hold more than just a galactic gravitational force - it might hold some financial sway as well. This unexpected relationship has us pondering whether Jupiter's position is not just a planetary arrangement but perhaps a financial astromony forecast for Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price.

Our results align with Smith's earlier exploration of the influence of celestial bodies on earthly affairs, adding a new astronomical twist to financial analysis. In Doe's historical analysis of alcohol-related stocks and celestial events, we find a parallel with our own research, as the cosmic and earthly realms intersect once more. Furthermore, Jones' speculations about interstellar cosmic phenomena impacting financial markets now seem less like a far-flung hypothesis and more like a celestial possibility.

Our study's statistical significance is as clear as an unobscured solar eclipse, resonating with the cosmic chords that seem to strum the financial markets. The visually apparent connection displayed in the scatterplot is a testament to the celestial hold on financial assets, making "stock market orbit" a more literal concept than previously imagined.

As we delve into the cosmic labyrinth of monetary movements, the implications of our findings reverberate through the cosmos, raising questions about the potential interplay of planetary positions and stock prices. This research beckons us to embrace the comedic humility of navigating the intersection of beer stocks and planetary positions, proving that even in the most unconventional of inquiry, serious revelations can be uncovered.

In summary, our findings not only solidify the connection between the distance from Jupiter to Mercury and Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price but also beckon us to ponder the cosmic symphony that seems to echo through our financial markets. The cosmos has an unexpected influence on the financial world, and our research raises a cosmic cornucopia of questions and possibilities, inviting further exploration of the interstellar mysteries of monetary movements.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Jupiter and Mercury and Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Jovian Juxtaposition: Jupiter's Journey and Beer Stocks

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study investigates the unlikely yet captivating relationship between the distance between the gas giant Jupiter and the swift Mercury, and the stock price of the renowned beverage behemoth, Anheuser-Busch InBev. Utilizing astrophysical data from Astropy and financial data from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we sought to shed light on this cosmic conundrum. To our surprise, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9176305 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2010 to 2023. This unexpected correlation has left us 'stellar-struck' and 'brewing' with excitement as we contemplate the cosmic forces at play in the financial markets. Our research calls for further investigation into the celestial and financial interplay, as we raise a metaphorical toast to the cosmos for this intriguing revelation.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Over the centuries, mankind has gazed at the skies in wonder, seeking to unravel the mysteries of the cosmos. While the movements of celestial bodies have captivated us, the stock market has simultaneously perplexed and bewitched investors. In this peculiar intersection of the colossal and the financial, we embarked on a quest to explore the unlikely bond between the vast expanse from Jupiter to Mercury and the fortunes of Anheuser-Busch InBev in the terrestrial realm. Our journey through the heavens of astrophysics and the markets of finance may seem as disparate as night and day, but as we delved into this cosmic cocktail, we discovered a brew of statistical relations that left us not only starry-eyed but also hoppy with excitement.
The idea that the distance between Jupiter, the largest planet in our solar system, and the fleet-footed Mercury, the closest to the sun, could correlate with the stock price of a global brewing giant may seem far-fetched at first sip, ahem, glance. However, in the spirit of scientific inquiry and perhaps a touch of whimsy, we delved into the cosmic dance of these planetary bodies and the monetary dance of stock prices. With a statistical lens as our telescope and a data-driven compass in hand, we set out to uncover the celestial forces that may inexplicably influence earthly financial markets.
As we sifted through astrophysical data from the venerable Astropy and financial data from the LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we found ourselves navigating a cosmic labyrinth of numbers, charts, and equations. To our astonishment, the results of our statistical analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9176305 and a p-value less than 0.01 from 2010 to 2023. This peculiar alignment of cosmic and financial variables left us pondering the potential impacts of celestial positions on investment decisions. The implications of such an unearthly influence on earthly fortunes had us reeling, not unlike the effect of one too many pilsners.
We are all well-aware of the ancient correlations and causal interpretations that have proved to be as substantial as a mirage in the desert, but the statistical significance we uncovered has us brewing with excitement. The serendipitous discovery of this correlation calls for a deeper exploration of the unseen forces at play between the cosmos and capitalism. As we raise our data-filled glasses to the cosmic revelry, we invite fellow researchers to join us in unraveling the curious connection between the celestial ballet and the stock market waltz. With each statistical twist and celestial turn, we aim to shed light on this cosmic conundrum, illuminating the interplay of planetary positions and financial portfolios.
Thus, this study not only sparks curiosity but also ignites a celestial enthusiasm for uncovering the unexpected influences that transcend the conventional realms of scientific inquiry and financial analysis. As we venture further into this uncharted territory, we aim to unravel the cosmic threads woven into the fabric of market fluctuations, brewing up an astro-financial blend that has the potential to revolutionize our understanding of the cosmic forces influencing earthly endeavors.

[[RESULTS]]
The data analysis unveiled a remarkable correlation between the distance from Jupiter to Mercury and the stock price of Anheuser-Busch InBev. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9176305, we can confidently say that this connection is stronger than the gravitational pull of Jupiter's massive moons. This high correlation suggests that there might be more to Jupiter's position in the solar system than just being a giant gas ball - it could actually be exerting some celestial financial influence.
The coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.8420458 indicates that approximately 84.2% of the variability in Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price can be explained by the distance between Jupiter and Mercury. This finding is quite astonishing when considering that most financial models typically involve less intergalactic variables and more traditional economic indicators.
The p-value being less than 0.01 further solidifies the significance of this unexpected correlation. It's as if the cosmic forces conspired to offer us a statistically significant revelation, perhaps suggesting that the cosmos has a vested interest in the stock market. It seems the cosmic dance of the planets might have a direct financial impact, making us wonder whether the positions of the planets have been influencing not just astrology, but also "astrolonomy," the financial astrology guiding investment decisions.
As depicted in the scatterplot (Fig. 1), the relationship between the distance from Jupiter to Mercury and Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price is unmistakable. The plot showcases the undeniable pattern that has left us flabbergasted, driving us to the nebulous intersection of celestial bodies and financial assets. The graph is a visual testament to the surprising connection between the celestial and the financial worlds, giving new meaning to the phrase "stock market orbit."
These unexpected findings have left us awestruck and craving more insight into the cosmic forces that may be at play in the world of finance. Just like the grandeur of the cosmos beyond our atmosphere, this correlation opens up a cosmic cornucopia of questions and possibilities, inviting us to explore the interstellar mysteries of monetary movements further. With a nod to both the skies above and the stock tickers below, we now face the challenge of deciphering the cosmic symphony that seems to echo through our financial markets.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

Conclusion

In conclusion, our research has not only opened our eyes to the tantalizing possibility of a connection between the celestial and the financial, but it has also left us with a cosmic hangover as we grapple with the implications of our findings. We stand at the astronomical crossroads of Jupiter’s journey and Anheuser-Busch InBev’s stock price, a place where statistical significance meets celestial serendipity.

It seems that Jupiter's galactic girth and Mercury's mercurial movements have more than just astronomical implications – they hold the potential to influence the earthly ebb and flow of financial markets. The correlation coefficient of 0.9176305 serves as a cosmic exclamation point, boldly asserting the unexpected dance between the gravitational tugs of planets and the fluctuations of stock prices. It's a statistical revelation that has us over the moon, even if it’s Jupiter's moon, Ganymede.

The coefficient of determination tells us that approximately 84.2% of the variability in Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price can be explained by the distance between these celestial heavyweights. That's a hefty percentage for an otherworldly variable in the usually down-to-earth world of finance. Who knew Jupiter's position could have such a "beerific" impact on the stock market?

With a p-value less than 0.01, it's as if the cosmos has sent us a universal memo, emphasizing the significance of this celestial financial jaunt. We're left contemplating whether investors should be poring over star charts as much as stock charts – after all, those twinkling spheres above might hold the celestial clues to investment success.

In the scatterplot, the relationship is as clear as the night sky on a cloudless evening, bringing new meaning to the phrase "shooting star stocks." It's a visual testament to the cosmic wink and nod that seems to be guiding the financial fates of Anheuser-Busch InBev, a company that may be more "brewed" up in cosmic currents than we ever suspected.

In light of these findings, we assert that no further research is needed in this area. We believe that our study has shed more than enough light on the unexpected and whimsical intersection of earthly finances and cosmic forces. We raise a metaphorical toast to the cosmos, content in our newfound astrolonomic understanding.

So, let us revel in the stardust of statistical significance and the effervescence of unforeseen correlations, for as we've seen, the heavens above might just hold the golden key to unlocking the mysteries of earthly economics. Cheers to Jupiter's journey and the stock market's stellar stumbles – it's a celestial dance that's left us truly starry-eyed.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Jovian Juxtaposition: Jupiter's Journey and Beer Stocks. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Galactic Ale Quarterly


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Jovian Juxtaposition: Jupiter's Journey and Beer Stocks. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

Eastern Astral Society


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Jovian Juxtaposition: Jupiter's Journey and Beer Stocks with an abstract of This study investigates the unlikely yet captivating relationship between the distance between the gas giant Jupiter and the swift Mercury, and the stock price of the renowned beverage behemoth, Anheuser-Busch InBev. Utilizing astrophysical data from Astropy and financial data from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we sought to shed light on this cosmic conundrum. To our surprise, our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9176305 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2010 to 2023. This unexpected correlation has left us 'stellar-struck' and 'brewing' with excitement as we contemplate the cosmic forces at play in the financial markets. Our research calls for further investigation into the celestial and financial interplay, as we raise a metaphorical toast to the cosmos for this intriguing revelation.

ChatGPT:

Jupiter, Mercury, gas giant, Anheuser-Busch InBev, stock price, correlation coefficient, financial data, astrophysical data, LSEG Analytics, Refinitiv, celestial, financial markets, cosmic forces, research, interplay

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Data details

The distance between Jupiter and Mercury
Detailed data title: The average distance between Jupiter and Mercury as measured on the first day of each month
Source: Caclculated using Astropy
Additional Info: I wrote a Python script using Astropy to calculate the distance between the named planets on the first day of each month for every year.

See what else correlates with The distance between Jupiter and Mercury

Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price (BUD)
Detailed data title: Opening price of Anheuser-Busch InBev (BUD) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function

See what else correlates with Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price (BUD)

Correlation r = 0.9176305 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8420458 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 84.2% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price (BUD)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., The distance between Jupiter and Mercury) over the 14 years from 2010 through 2023.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 3.8E-6. 0.0000037685208539784490000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.92 in 0.00038% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 265,356 random variables You don't actually need 265 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 13 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 13 because we have two variables measured over a period of 14 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.75, 0.97 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20102011201220132014201520162017201820192020202120222023
The distance between Jupiter and Mercury (Planetary distance (AU))4.983355.024255.126455.249775.345385.420155.444545.393725.306835.184575.071585.004334.980875.03644
Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price (BUD) (Stock price)53.3257.6361.4888.28103.67112.3122.58104.78111.9765.1582.7671.7862.4360.31




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([4.98335,5.02425,5.12645,5.24977,5.34538,5.42015,5.44454,5.39372,5.30683,5.18457,5.07158,5.00433,4.98087,5.03644,])
array_2 = np.array([53.32,57.63,61.48,88.28,103.67,112.3,122.58,104.78,111.97,65.15,82.76,71.78,62.43,60.31,])
array_1_name = "The distance between Jupiter and Mercury"
array_2_name = "Anheuser-Busch InBev's stock price (BUD)"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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